#🎪bruh-fart
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A paranoid schizophrenic busting it down sexual style, is he goated with the sauce?
You talk a lot of silly words
You're missing frfr bussin and on god
Still need to see it myself, got sidetracked by 30 different things
I mean you had me at the "schizophrenic" because it's true
Then it's literal "what the fuck"

It's a good movie, Tom Hardy is a great actor
He play two roles very well
Maybe tonight
is he as sigma as he was in peaky blinders
Not that kind of sigma but yes
Either gaming, that movie or 4 episodes of a show
or books?
Gonna read later today
whatcha reading quirked up whiteboy
Gonna finish Dune and try and start book 2 of Legend of the Seeker
Dune is good
i got a old ass copy of it and have tried to start it a few times
falco doesn't understand a meme? what is this place
but its has never really grabbed me
Got all 3 of em as well but i want some chill fantasy in between
I like the themes and the importance of water
Also different from the movie
HydroHomies
waterredacted
but ye ill get to dune eventually
just need to chip away at the history books i have and the witcher series first
O history books
ye started parallel lives by plutarch yesterday
das a fun one, liked the comparisons
ye i got a good translation of it so been enjoying it
prolly gonna start the conspiracy of catiline and war of jugurtha after i finish it. Who knows what after maybe letters to lucilius from seneca
oooh yessir
man those covers look sexy
is the second one actual leatherbound or?
yosh
uoooo
mfers dune was printed at a church press or something :D
how thick is it tho
that cover art is
hard to grasp it from the picture
oh sheesh bigger than mine
now this stuff is bussin
where the fuck did you find that 😭
online
fucking hell dude i mean
its impressive enough that someone translated it to latin
but that it got published and printed out is even more so
me omw to reread eragon for the fourth time
business is boomin
honestly never read eragon
its ok
harry potter exists in latin too and le petit prince too
the fact that it was made by a teenager is impressive and i enjoyed it when i was like 10
but its kinda just a regular romp through fantasy land in the end
hohoo
i wonder how many more modern serieses have been translated then
sometimes those are the best
ye back to the basics
the asterix and obelix comics have also been translated, at least some of em
read those with my teacher a few years ago
should watch the movies again at some point
i remember the one with the 12 challenges boomin
those movies are such classics
don't even care if the live actions are mainly in fr*nch
ikr
some of the scenes are imprinted into my mind
gamma server asterix and obelix watch party when? Pagman
i'd be in
also the comic about asterix going to england has a different kind of latin for the brits cuz they also speak different
all verbs turn into their inf forms
oh man thats great
localisation of the language too
well thats a passion project if something so it does make sense
yeah got a few more of those
got the aeneid in 3 languages as well
and the iliad/odyssey
ah that reminds me that i still need to slog through the iliad
what chapter you at?
i started it a while back so dont remember exactly but they were still bickering about the marriage where the story started at
i just have like a 1929 translation of it in poem form
and it being in a older form of finnish
so its hard to go through
i will. Atleast i dont have to read it in ancient greek
also read through all csm volumes i own so need to read something "less exciting"
is more fun in ancient greek
trust

i will
i got a greek friend whos into history and literiature so he can always talk to me about it
and he has
but anyways ares if you got any books to recommend to look out for do tell me
wait hold on
holding on
ah man i found a translation of it in finnish with a beautiful cover last time i visited a antique book store here
i just buy all my stuff in english tbf
gilgameshhh
oof
i just prefer to read finnish. Helps with schoolwork too so
fair fair
oo those are sexy ass covers
i can feel the fucking cover material from that picture tho
in poem form with explanations at the bottom
Tolkien's beowulf has a side by side translation
old english on the left page, readable english on the right
oh maan
these cost me 25 euros 
that would get me acting up
per one book?
both

aint as good as me finding the first three books to the horus heresy for like 9e
but still a find
hopefully ill get to them at some point
holy shit not that kind of kitten
you still got time
yeah a few years left
never know with you
true true
just skip manga and read mythos
i get all of my nordic mythos from the mcu thankyouverymuch
mine is already fucked
having some old ass bibles and stuff side by side with pretty boy detective club
nah bunch of shit in the way and i don't want to remove all of it
and my studentcodex is in there somewhere as well
also not fully doxing where i'm from 
Hi
Well time to dig up dirt on him then 
share the dirt 
he upseted the rgb community
Ah, my alt hard at work
truly inspiring
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1008343539278680094/NECO_ARC.mp4 @slate crown good video
the song sounds so much like hungarin gypsy music
it's music made by homeless people with trumpets so you're not far off 
lol
literally the same
luckily our beaches prohibit this kind of tomfoolery so people do this in their houses instead
we don't even file noise complaints anymore since it's the norm now
i can vibe with this...after a full bottle of vodka
Sandu Ciorba - Pe cimpoi
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English Translation:
Hu iu iu iu iu Bade, when you come to us, bring the bagpipe
The girls are dancing on our bagpipes, on our bagpipes
Hu iu iu iu iu yeah, just like this, yeah just like this
On the drum and on the bagpipe, opa dele da da la
The girls are dancing, op...
do not challenge me in the field of weird songs
Im literally bulgarian
a true free spirit 
the fuck is this

i wouldnt be proud if i were you
but then again im romanian
man you guys fell off after alexander kicked the bucket
Greatest banger ever produced
convenient camera placement is convenient
@abstract path
in not european enough to understand this 
Maybe you don't know The Office
The TV series
oh it's Micheal scott 
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i don't even like rts but this shit looks dank
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I can't believe it's not Tiberium™!
yeah looked insanely hard like a C&C game
You're having your "I just found out about Toeman" period, right? 
nah i knew him before his face reveal
toeman
goddamit
the only actual gameplay video is in g*rman
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yipeeeee
damn this really takes me back to my starcraft days where i had no idea wtf i was doing
where my aoe2 enjoyers at?
Damn, I haven’t played an RTS since I beat Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3

my only demand for it is to have a delirious plot
full of plot twists, aliens, cyber shamans and whatever shit they can think of
I just want a stereotypical psychopathic Russian antagonist again, although that probably wouldn’t age well these days
I mean, I've heard the accent in the trailer!
but probably not russians ye
some fantasy slavs
Maybe more Japanese or something as well
I liked their storyline
Even if it was effectively stuck on dlc content for RA3
japanese were a bit off in ra3, but ra3 was basically a new thing anyway
It was the only command game I grew up with, we had the demo for it on my ps3 when I was super young, and I played the shit out of the demo mission until it broke and there was no audio

Once I saw it was on Steam I just bought it on there and steamrolled the entire campaign
Oh hell no
aoe2 will still be the king of the sweaty rts player, tried to play the ranked queues in voobly time ago and had to stop because my chest and head hurted after every match
🧁
Sounds more like League then anything
it may be sweaty but still nothing comes close to it for me
Hmm, just curious, does anyone here play Barotrauma
njet
I would highly recommend checking out the previous parts, unless you're highly allergic to old graphics
too scawwy and complicated for me
and you could certainly... ehm, acquire said games in alternative ways
I still play the old Star Wars RTS, unless the graphics are excessively bad to the point to a headache, I can play it
If you still have it I can teach you
Same for you^
i downloaded a cracked version bro

and i will roar (yell) at 150 decibels if we accidentally spot a big creature
@swift scarab teach me
my random map winrate so far
i have it on steam
I’ll do it sometime later, right now I’m nursing a soda and trying not to pass out
you ain't gon catch me paying for video games unless it's a franchise i really love
YES
SOMEONE WHO GETS IT
I doubt that one
(almost all because I mean if I didn't watch LOTR you can't bust my balls come on)
why not watch lotr
FIND ME ANOTHER PERSON WHO KNEW THIS
its good
i knew it
Like I said at least 4 times, I started to watch the first one, it was the extended version and all as well, I just didn't finish it
It's something that sometime I'll watch
Like Star Wars
if u ever have commitment issues talk to me, im at episode 1014 on one piece
I also need to start that one
me
I want to finish Berserk first
Anyone here played the Witcher series, I’ve only been able to play Witcher 3 personally
me uwu, got it recommended after watching https://youtu.be/wVJmMmq4FSc
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Ah yes, Ion Cannon
Yes
I prefer bombardment by American cargo planes
played 3 a bit, have 1 and 2 ready to go whenever i hate myself enough to play witcher
ofc witcher 1 was a pog when it came out
From what I’ve heard 1 and 2 are scuffed game-wise, but the story is still good
shit i still have witcher in my gog library but forgor about it
2 for me is da besht
Let me say something else to this
The base of the game is solid, the story is solid, characters are good, quests are good, the fact that you need to learn what you have in front of you is good (like you need to read books about monsters and stuff)
The combat system is fucking awful
quick someone send the embed fail
each witcher game is its own when it comes to combat gameplay, so they can be for sure something not for the like of the 3 enjoyers
Witcher 3 is a Witcher 2 that didn't believe in itself, they went for the money and made a game suitable for everyone, can't blame them
Hey, they got a GOTY out of it, so who could blame them
imma just wait for KH to fuck off from the epic store and come to steam
then i'll vanish for a few months
Anyone tried out Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Aka peasant punching simulator
Playing it right now
great game
went for too much realism over convenience and my poor brain couldnt enjoy
LOOK EVERYONE, HENRYS COME TO VISIT!
combat is so fun

GOD BE PRAISED, HENRY
insert Czech swear word here
wtf, didnt know that fucking kingdom hearts was going pc , kh1 was an upbringing favourite but left my taste for the series after getting bitter and cynical through the years 
realism is fine and all, but when it means convenience drops massively, it aint a worthy trade imo
So they are on PC
it's already on egs, just waiting for steam
Guess I need to put away my 🏴☠️
I like the realism after a while, it’s just super hard in the beginning when you have fuckall in terms of gear
Sakra, it's hellishy deep here
There we are
my brain drops iq when i hear anything about america
@west owl @grizzled meadow
even fake
OBAMNA... 🥺 👿
last one 
Aldourien when yet another person posts cringe be like
Where is the first
1.5?
just checked the supposed fit lady have had them available for a while 
what in the goddamn
Good ivdeo
It's easy when you understand what you need to do
Also 10/10 quest
I’m pickpocketing your balls, do not resist

And yeah, main issue with lockpicking is just that it’s so damn hard to begin with
I play on console and it makes it hellish to do
Imagine having to turn two separate joysticks to lockpick, plus due to your poor picking skill Henry’s hand shakes like he has epilepsy

SKULLY 
I thought Finland was the one that hated everything not straight and white
Or was that Poland
Def poland
Poland
Ah fair enough
Finland is pretty open to those things in my opinion
I still fail to understand why Poland hates it so much though
because they eat da poopoo
Slavic, conservative, religious country
Still got the highest density of femboys in europe 
So they’re the European equivalent of the Southern US when we were more racist then usual
Plus femboys
Well i dont know alot about southern us but lets go with that
Another great video
good god, what does a southern american femboy look like 
Id imagine its more like southern america with the several national socialist metal bands
All I know about Poland is what uni mates that made the erasmus there told me, they have good beer cheaper than water, also they tended to be good cs teammates back when i played
Hopefully someone can show us someday 😔
@swift scarab
Rgb hair femboy
Wait no, Southern would prob be more trad malewife femboy Jason

I know one, he sounds mexican 
Two sides of a stalker player: highly homophobic and femboy

you're the femboy and i'll be homophobic
you saw nothing
no
oh god not her
that neckbeard tho
A match made in heaven
Time to get on a cut, lose all muscle mass and become a femboy. Then yall calling me one would finally make sense
im fine with the neco arc, im talking about the cosplayer
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my thoughts exactly
Im russian

factual
Im finnish
Nice to know your nationality
Wait is this an actual girl or just mtf
What is everyones nationality here?
i think its a real woman
Well, thats the best thing I heard today
Shark something

breh
Dont think it twice, just jerk one off
Fuck Alliance, all my homies simp for Horde
Yeah
me when woman
Aight, time to report this to yo gurl
When the trap is actually a woman instead of a cute guy
she already does this to me so HAH
3D "women"
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this goes hard
fuck it
Certain things just have consequences
it's not like you guys will show up to my house or anything
Well
nice try
ban this man
Well i did try
wouldn't you like to know mr. fbi
basically me minus the food and mountain dew and age
same but replace it with tarkov
Youre just like him fr
frfr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4SS34l2Fqg me when sex channel
it is 3 am, summer night, you're playing warcraft 3 in garena while listening to soad and smoking sigs
you may or may not have fucked neighbours' dog
@grizzled meadow
Offsetting the south american players
3m profit tbh
actually me irl
frrrrfr
Zaamn he do be a androgynous hottie
she'll step on them
https://youtu.be/u6D-K1BsDKU?t=122
This video made me hate that meme
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Was the cold food out years ago and did james bake it himself?
How does it if the pizza microwave door? 
YOU KNOW HIM?
Dumbolin is my best friend from now on

I seriously don't know why
wth did you do?
^
I didn't say anything wrong
I might have said some profanity in italian
Maybe
In caps
(I don't even remember if I did)
classic italy
same
I didn't even tried with a different account
i only watch his streams for like 5 minutes tops before i get bored and watch more brainrot content
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this seems so familiar where is it from?

both
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But down in the dumps disco elysium version
seek actual medical aid for once instead of asking internet strangers on a daily basis
unless you're craving attention again, then, carry on
Well even my friend said i look more pale then normally if you don't believe me...
I was surprised because he rarely says that ohnestly
And he knows i am pretty pale but hell
did you drink water? and get your calories in?
It won't help much gee
I drank a liter already today
the duality of #🎪bruh-fart
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well did you do anything that would warrant you being so pale in the first place or are you already pale to begin with?
I was already pale but today i am more pale then usual
I can even see that from my hand
hmmm yea you might wanna seek a professional for that
i can't really think of anything since being pale as a symptom is so vague
Also sleepyness
those go hand in hand
With iron deficiency
make sure you don't get yourself in a situation where you might faint doing something important
im just saying
I knowww
Me irl:
@abstract path
bro my girl just sent me this
NOOOOO
Is there room for a third wheel?
I'll see what i can do but no promises
Shieeet
Bout to pack my bags. Hope you got some good forestry opportunities over there
is there room for more emotional support?
no time to tiktok brother, death awaits
TIL VALHALL
I'M TAKING THIS BTW
sure go ahead 
man i love norwegian
Somethingsomething hey stop watching tiktok we need to take cover
stop drooling over tiktok
Goddamnit i wasnt taught this in swedish class
Best sounding of the scandinavian languages imo
The focus on the latter part of a sentence is funny to me
get on my level 
but it's norwegian
yeah like german and dutch kinda
Kinda but even more so
so is 6 the highest?
But not to the level of serbian and croatian
Idk how to tell you this ares
The grading system goes from 4 to 10

Ye
Swedish is fuckall autistic to actually learn here in central finland since it isnt used at all
i dunno, i know dipshits that get a 4 and are like "god damn almost aced it"
Kekw
me now realizing Bruno isn't that smort
Ye and that subject is history
But swedish is mandatory here from 6th grade
History gigachill. Rn going through a History course about when finland was a part of sweden
I did manage to sleep through the first class and the second one was cancelled tho
The fuck kinda languages did you have to learn tho
Latin and english among them i guess
Latin is a choice here
I wish i could speak latin at all
I wish I had a choice to learn other languages in HS
Whats stopping you
Shit
Yeah
@heady crow my gf just called you a twunk, you lucky bastard 
And learning how to design clothing
Alright the fuck is a twunk
Because i wanna make my own for myself at some point
a hunky twink
hiiiii
IVAN 
DUMBO
Now i dont know how my appearance came to be the topic of conversation but i dont mind it
❤️
What is of the up
bruno rename yourself to абсолютный фембои
I mean it is a great ass pic so
it is a great pic
if me and my girl had something in common, it's our love for muscular men
the only thing i want to have common with a girl is the love for guns
It fucking is
i tried to indoctrinate her but she's not as much as a gun nut as i am 
The onliest thing i wanna have in common with a partner is pretty much close to anything
From middle school to high school i got my native language, 3 mandatory languages and 3 optional languages
Lotta choice
holy
yooo Lowes do not pay their employees enough to care 
(Contemplating reality)
Yessir and i appreciate it even though im not all that muscular
Hit me up when i get 17 inch arms cold
i will
Sir yes sir
Bout to do an insane push day tomorrow
Intake 500mg of caffeine and return to school with a shirt ripping chest and tricep pump
later tomorrow
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when my back bends a bit too much on deadlifts
crystals on meth again
I had a stroke
When my shin makes contact with my bed for the 4th time today
Yeah they made like a deal or something
Now you should be able to talk with people on Discord as well
You're not obligated to use that shit Xbox Games thing
everytime i hear the word xbox i think of this gem
classic xbox days 
literally me fr ong no cap deadass
despicable, do not gamba
Gimme
Me and who?
I volunteer
ditto
Nooo
Russian Treasure Island moment
too bad, he asked to be a part of my threesome
bruno?
wtf 
self-defense lesson from bruno
p! mute xcvb 1d apparently, it wasnt simple enough 
@pliant parrot has been muted for 1 day.

It's called "evasion"
Shhhhh
you're lucky i forgor his username
Don't you dare
It's literally gtanil
no
But with an @
doesn't show up
????
he changed it
ayo not judging you Dumbolin, but you're living up to your name 
Sus
Guess you could say
Ya just had a classic Discord moment
i had a BRAINFART
Badum
@pastel quartz make me
dildo self defense
Literally a mute is for serious stuff
I don't want to tho...
not a choice
consent
Disappearing
I just love how he rips that shirt
it gets me everytime😩
Oh jeez...
@real tinsel save it
fuck it, might as well
I think this is the first time we mute a modder
Yes
bruh 
No modder role tho
Search him up on Moddb or (if you have it) in GAMMA
Grok didn't put the role on him, I don't know why obviously
i think we know why now 
Don't trashtalk my man xcvb 
He just started talking
i prefer going commando
The moment he try to get used to the server, muted
i wear 9" and 11"
I think I have a 7 and 9
le nice
nice
nice
nice
wwyd if one of these fuckers show up while you're taking a shower?
unfortunate to say I've encountered some bigger than the one shown in the video in my shower drain
it's like a surprise boss battle 
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ayo tf2+hotline miami? 
Pick it up with tweezers
And yeet it in my vast open backyard
And hopefully, as a bonus interaction, a hadida eats it
you're butt ass naked mid shower, or do you have tweezers in your bathroom?
Yeah
damn
my gf would kill me if i used hers though 
usually i just turn the water up to "surface of the sun" and spray it until it dies a painful death
They make special electric trimmers that have an attachment specially for nose hair
I was waiting for either Dumbolin to say this or someone else
Mmm nyes
i sure do love relatable memes
But yeah, I've seen them
Fair enough
i use scissors like a psychopath

you fucking psycho
Do you invert your nose first so that all the hair is outside?
you're gonna snip off the side of your nose some day
Dumbolin when he accidentally snips too far and cuts his brain
you're gonna make one fuck up and recreate the nose slash scene from chinatown
my nose hair is pretty tame most of the time, if i need to tidy it I'll just use a pair of tiny scissors used in sewing kits
I have worse eyebrows then nose hair if anything
My friendo says if you don't use either a blow torch or a knife you aren't a real man
im lucky that i get little to none in terms of nose hair
also excuse me a fucking blow torch
your friend is a brave man
They’re right, I’m a Texan that doesn’t like the heat

dude isn't just gonna singe off the hair
Gonna burn the skin so that nose hair never grows again
But I heard nose hair is actually important?
Like a filter system?
also I don't think a pair of tweezers will be enough to get rid of some of the bigger specimens I've encountered
obv people trim the excess but you never really trim allll of it off under normal means
It helps keep shit from going in your nose so you don’t sneeze
as far as i know
@abstract path
they don't call them "Toe biters" for nothing
Ah yes, Crystal has another concerning about me page, things are back to normal

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