#🎪bruh-fart
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AI generated quotes are the best, man
@grizzled meadow
😂 😂 😂
Like that Japanese guy on the worst livestream in the world
(Some real fucked up shit, by the way)
This is some funny shit, however
Some solid advice right there
okay one more
inspirobot always delivers
are you gonna bother juno again
@pastel quartz sounds familiar?
I'm sorry, little one, this was not my intention
Nah man, they do be Idle
i expected crystal
I was going to 🤣
at least they know somebody is always thinking of them in brainfart
Look dude
its the way they think about them
It is all about the massive troll, ok
this is annoying, I'm already accustomed to click at the top of the list, I almost clicked hurk tarkov chat rn
generals used to jump around and change in numbers and quality too
that's why I'm here, in brainfart
the very cornerstone of gamma
Shall we all @ Falco?
I am here because you would get instantly warned or muted for stepping out of line
The brainfart revolution?
Yes
booo
ah yeah
Wrong Crystal
no Juno?
@abstract path
we've talked about theseus ship too dude that's like totally your schtick
i've love the theseus ship thought experiment
What.
you're a menace to an underaged and easily offendable german-austrian society
goes well with making a digital copy of gtanil
This again?
😂
we tried to stop him
I agree.
well, I kind of tried
Gtanil you brainless fuck
god made you submissive and breedable
Stop it
who switched the channels
Someone needs to spray Tanil with anti troll spray
Good question
You will be happy to hear that I am indeed possessing a certain brain
If this is my original brain, that is unknown
Falco when he has to mute his beloved gtanil for bothering poor european children
Yeah I can tell
I can tell
🤣
wheres juno from
MEMEMEMEME
austria
The Germans and Austrians are ganging up on me, boys
Austria
👀
your own kind as well?
More like you need to be sent to Australia
dont worry i got you
God I hate you...
There's a big difference though >.>
🤝
Don't...
I have to, Falco. I have to.
Gtanil
my stupid ass cat wont stop walking over my keyboard
I will get over there and kick your ass personally
Yes, this is indeed my Discord name
🤣
Ah yes
say something dramatic and heartbroken before muting him in Italian, Falco
Gtanil getting beat up by the fit squad arc
for posterity
That's all you're good for, huh?
Yeah he is
😐
He does it everytime
Goddamn
I know you do a little trolling but Juno clearly doesn't want to play with you
B(
This is so sad
Ping Crystal if you really have to, stop bothering Juno
lmao
Yeah that seems fine 👍
Alright, boss man, you got it
Hi
Ivan alt account confirmed
Who is this other Crystal
I am playing lumber tycoon and i am about to chop down the your mom tree
Very nice, make sure to set it on fire too
Oo nice idea
wha
go bother the other sexual stalker Crystal
Rip mammatree
we must know their story
I agree
They do be offline, my guy
@grizzled meadow
Sei il grande amore della mia vita
sorry bruno walked over my keyboard
Huh
guess I was wrong about you
Gtanil what happend to u?
When were you ever right about me, broski
He has an alt account
Is happening
that was a cruel comeback
I thought we had something
I've let you slide into my DMs, after all
I HATE YOU
Damn
YOU SLUT
gtanil villain arc: completed.
ban this man right now, Falco
Finally
he's a menace to society and a heartbreaker
then grieve for him for a couple of days before he slides back in
Yeah i break hearts
To expand my heart meter in terraria
😩
😔
hello gtanil from discord
Man i know it was cringe but it was also funny
Hello iedy
chromosome meter suddenly dropped
Gtanil reentering the server be like
Falco is very athletic here
By the grace of Allah, I will always return
🙏 🙏 🙏
Maybe stop returning and become zomboid
Zomboid?
brainfart zomboid server?
The fuck?
Mmm nyes
Have you found the lost friend G?
Project Zomboid?
psycho mantis?
I was referring to it yes
Yes, we did
Snake?
SNAAAAAAKE
Metal Gear?
ROCK SOLID
My rock is indeed solid
cock and balls
favourite khaaytil game
MG is so fun tho
Look Ares
oh hey brainfart is back to top again
I know you love war and all that
do the quote
Ayo????
Fartbrain is top 1 again
God of
Cock.
mm
The most active channel on this server is once again at the top
Hell yes
Want me to show em to u?
says the guy with the mordorian letters
Ah yes, Mordor
nah it's totally greek
Θιο ηξερλσδ
Nice minecraft enchantment table
That's greek, dumbass
nice random letters
I immediately remember arithmetic and geometry and despair
I only had the greek keyboard for the οωο
What the fuck
Yep
Your approval rating with me has just hit -100
ours are not so wiggly
👌
Now i have it to just confuse ppl idk
они довольно квадратненько-кругленькие, но не такие вьющиеся
cyrillic and greek are oddly similar tho
You all do be Orthodox
pretty readable to eachother with minor nuances
kind of, yeah
I can nearly read this
you are nearly mordorian
Yes i have been learning russian 👍
stop reading it right now, or you'll have to suffer the collective responsibility of being a mordorian
tbf my experience is mostly ancient greek so some pronunciations are fucked for me
I have a way too collective mindset with everything combined that is
understandable, you being a god and all
You couldn't stop me right away
I'm already coughing blood is that enough
just the b letters being pronounced as a v fucking me up
Ohnestly i just learn it to be smart
dad of war
i'll be your daddy
wait nvm, then i have to adopt you
you've already declined my generous proposal of being my financial sugar daddy
Demos and Kratos
the boat has already sailed
yeah just remembered
none
what I've just said
being my financial benefactor
with great benefits in return
which are almost none
none is great
But it's almost none
Shut up i was observing
and try to chat with you, but not too often and too long
Bring forth your assessment on this peculiar situation
I'm also a good listener
if you binge all FF games i might reconsider
never played a single one
Oof
f
That is a deal breaker
lost cause
I don't think bz11k has to give more if our dear sir agrees
set up for failure
the game was rigged from the start
Ok ok, no need to make the scratch into a laceration now
No need to use big boy words now
it's fine, I still have a backup plan of working on Bruno's farm
i think you'll be one being farmed tbh
Man, being a farmer sounds much more relaxed than what I am doing at the moment
If I was not keenly aware of a few certain facts
Those certain facts being that farmers are currently being sabotaged :)
what are you doing tho?
I do be a Security guard
Yeah, not
nicu
Night at the Museum Andrew
Yes
it's actually usually very hard, low pay and overall better left for robots, but beats dying in postapocalyptic Mordor
They are making Madmax universe into a thing, finally
Take a break god damn
Unstable Andrew: Anger Street
How about you drink some water?
Man i have done that just noe
You too, troll
Huh... that was surprisingly wholesum
Ayo??
no pings and Juno is here
Looking at it i kinda agree
GO NUTS GTA
Oh damnit
you done goofed
How aboute getting out-goofed
as he says it
triumph into another defeat
alexa, play despasito
I am already here
That sneaky motherfucker turned his L into an i
which one
Crystal
I was wondering why writing out the full name prompted some random ass Crystal knockoff
Hello dying
I am @clear prism
you've been played like a damn fiddle nil
where my invisibles at
No invisibles here, my guy
:'(
did you make an anatomical inspection
Nah, just a suspicion at this point
Dark part of the banana is the best
Hold up what
When
Give me the evidence right now
they only have a handful of messages in fartfart anyway
andrew's horny has activated
what would you feel if suddenly all mods turned out to be grills
even Falco
because it's possible
we did hear Falco's voice, but it could be edited
Voice changer, yes
You know it
No dice, found nothing
Damn, guess this is no historic event after all

Yeah
right, I guess I've imagined it
also, surprisingly many messages
maybe we should just ask nicely, in order to solve a conundrum
Perhaps that is the best course of action, yes
If I did not annoy them into Busy mode 🤣
@pastel quartz excuse me, would you mind me asking your gender? my friend here has never witnessed a woman before and is very agitated of having possibly a groundbreaking new experience in life

never say I'm doing nothing for you, gtanil
🤝
Truly a mate of the highest order
Listen to this for perfect sleep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc-dBDNU1_M
That
:>
Don't think i didn't understand that
Look Crystai
Hi
hmm what should I play after Amid Evil
Beyond evil
heres a fun game to try its called filling out a job application
again?
❤️
man I love Soraka in ARAM
high octane healing action
im officially italian
Yes
haha pasta carbonara 🤌
I don't know if this is true but knowing Kojimbo, it probably is
kissing brother good night
@placid sail and me after dr putinovich's little silly trolling causes world war 3 and we're the only people on earth and i have 2 packs of pop tarts in my pocket
Okay, I'll search it up
amazing
I'm in
i live in your walls
Fratello
did you just doubt my MGS knowledge
Fratello
I could never

too hot to sleep tbh
okay this is bullying now
it is
near the lowest part of australia that isent in victoria
oh, right, it's winter for you now
fuck victoria never want to go back to that hellhole
got confused for a moment
wait it still is?
i thought that ended
also this about me is hilarious
the real irony about this kind of situation is that weight can be managed 
to those who dont know this person meet this dude a fat fuck that still lives at his moms house he hosts a couple of gmod servers one of them being FNAF rp thomas the tank engine rp and a star wars one that went down im pretty sure anyway the point is this dude is a pedo who dated a 15 year old (hes about 25 btw) and gave her 500$ on her birthday
Disgusting piece of shit
i shit you not theres a mp3 file that exists of a conversation between him and his mom that was about his mom complaining that he hasent taken a shower in over a week
i just gotta find it
my conclusion from this is i can act like an adolescent and get 500$ for pretty much the minimal effort
yea he has this whole youtube channel about his shitty gmod servers i shit you not with the amount of shitty editing and weird music choices in his youtube videos you would think that its some shitty gmod ARG channel
send link
all you need to do is behave like a vulnerable minor and wait for a predator to DM you on discord
what do I do with this disturbing piece of information
do what @plucky void said
especially the last 10 seconds of it
The speedrunning talents have been taken over to the world of online predators. With 100% certainty, the best and fastest place to find one is on discord.
I would like to decline
oh god now there's a vid
just from the intro vid on his channel i think he has the chrischan type of autism
Baiting pedophiles is easy as hell, man
yea i guess i pissed him off cause now he wants to friend request me out of the blue despite not having any mutual servers or friends
Slap some anime girl profile picture, do some female name with a good old exclamation mark?
You are good to go
watch the vid I just sent

crystal is a pedo bait
confirmed
Of course, this is why there are no pedos on this server
He works closely with Falco, they catch them before anything can happen
im tempted to accept the friend request to post screenshots of the coming conversation but i also dont want my ip address leaked
My guy, you got to accept, send the "Please take a shower immediately" and then block, delete
there was this one guy thirdcain who talked to crystal in a strange way and invited him to his house a couple of times
👌
he was 37 or something
Bruh what
nah i wanna send him the mp3 file then block him
i just gotta find it
vpn my boi
Always use VPNs
10.124.5.24
are you bullshitting again or is that true
Damn, there he goes
guy seemed to be okay
nah it's true this time
127.0.0.1
ew
I hope you're mistaken
he did seem to be okay to me as well, just the inviting crystal to his house part seemed creepy
Fucking disgusting, you mean
So anyway, @abstract path you want to come over to my house
you fucking donkey
😂
anybody wanna come to fucking Mordor
Yes
no thx
Imma call my boys at the Morgvardiya and say "You boys got room for one more?"
Then I will have the perfect position to do a little assassination
To do a little trolling
riiiight
This is perfectly foolproof, trust me
Wantet to
don't overdo the joke bud
gotta stay fresh
@placid sail if i bought 200$ worth pop tarts and mcdonalds burgers and sneaked through the border to sell them in mordor what are my survivability rates
I JUST SENT THAT
go crazy
back to FF7 you
gonna get robbed in the province in a day
what if i do it in less than a day
also called nasty churka, insulted and beaten up
oh shit we do that here too
WHA
unless you happen to find your kind, then you should be good
nah man they'd want 80% cut and if i refused they'd give me to police
general racist slur for southerners in russia
we call ruskis petux
it means penis in bulgarian
hehe
you have no idea
why do russians exist
huh
Unfortunately I do lol
I'm already involved
Hello already involved
I am @clear prism
Then hand over the child support
Motherfucker, my O key failed me
Hah
This is so sad

Alexa, play despacito
I must now commit sudoku
farewell again gtanil
Only then can you get hell involved
hi
Hi kovan
Ok sorry, Neinkov Fivevan
THERE WE GO
kovan the bulgarian
i like you cool skully
ivanko
unlike other skully who is mean and irritating and always angry
its the best one
Hi 69van 420kov
true
Simply don't have confidence, then there is no problem
You mean Ghosty
Skully is chill
no idea who that is

❤️
The dude called read #│🔧troubleshooting
read the manual
sorry i don't play stalker

SDALGER
I seriously don't understand why the fuck are you here

just leave
its 2022 who even plays st*lker
Because you are here Falco ❤️
this is a tarkov server
all my friends are here
KOT
yes thats me
all these cats
That's a good reason but I mean, if he doesn't play Stalker in the first place, why did he joined the server
i know
@grizzled meadow
I'll use that next time
i did play stalker in the first place, but i don't anymore
my dim brain can't comprehend the game anymore
Why did you joined the server?
all my friends are here
LMAO KHATYL
Oh come on 
not really, can't say anything more 🙊
shutt gun anomaly owie loot loot loot
I mean im here to say hi in #🎪bruh-fart and to stay 24/7 in #💣tarkov-released
literally
You played GAMMA
I have
He didn't even once
hes here because im here ❤️
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
WELL
You never asked anything
okay have fun
i kiss you on the penis
F
14/8/2022
the khatyl/gamma incident
@grizzled meadow someone is advertising their channel on #959832945391202375
Already dealt with
mods are quick

ok why
Yes
yes ivan
kha stay out of it
yes
YeS
❤️
?
❤️
@clear prism
brainfart best server in discord
@stone blade @real tinsel @clear prism @grizzled meadow
@real tinsel
???
crystal no
oh no
But he cute
but i didnt ask
You didn't have to
@clear prism
Crystal is lost to the Zone...
Bully squad, unite
crystal unfortunately exists
OOOOH
late night bottle chugs are the best
ooooooooh\
bully squad is sleepy
Go to sleep, now
gonna fix a small workout and sleep
@clear prism
No
Hand over the grilled cheese, right now
No
omelette du fromage
how
It’s mine
Hand it over, right now
I fought off 100 zombies and you guys think i am ded
Breh
bonjour
how is it possible to not know how to grill cheese
Same way you burn cereal
You see, some people are cursed with this thing called "dumb fuck"
Mfs livin in the 90s
how man wtf
Yes
Yes
da!
Ja
@clear prism whenever he sees an anime girl
can't prove it
best video of internet
What a shame
What a rotten way to die
Wish I could say more about it
keep in mind that i did not make this animation, i just posted it because its funny
i see y'shtola
I REALLY CANT BE BOTEHRED RIGHT NOW
Apparently it's paizuri day, do with that what ye want
Everytime i see a cat girl i wanna shoot them
Holy shit
Fucking 🤝
I don't simp for furries
arent you like a furry?
I don't simp for half furries either
IDC
I can only handle furries on the uh
Hold up
man crystal is one strange individual frfr
The furry hates furries?
I can't remember the scale anymore
An open world RPG is being developed for Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: Generations. The game will be free-to-play, exclusively on mobile. https://t.co/jpBbytoTU0
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Can't say hate
Just toleratet
Very nice 👌
Almost
it is done #🎪bruh-fart, we have bullied crystal into being normal
We did it, boys
good
No?
finally
🤝
🤝
It was my decision
🤝
Another great fucking job
crystal just stop being a weirdo
._.
🤝
your decision is an illusion
Become normal, become a true broski
there is no choice here
Being a man of the shadows requires weird solutions
Crystal, admit it. You are already one of us
You will never understand
Well
one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us
I suppose there is not much to be done about the edge
I'm saying this bcs i disappear and reappear
Makes sense to u ye?
Building castles in the sky 
Look bro
Hi bro
JUUUST THE 2 OF US

YOU AND IIII 
ok?-
Walter White, to be precise
GT and crystal arguing meanwhile me and khatyl jamming out
@clear prism
Are you gay?
Well then that answers your question
@stone blade
@real tinsel
lip smack he was a good man
wait waht gender is crystal
that creature
Whatever he feels like in the moment
all this jc posting is gonna make me buy deus ex so it can sit in my library for 3 months before i decide to play it
Fluid

like cat
Yes
Bruh
I am watah
He does not drink enough water
crystal is a cat boy confirmed
So he became the water
Quite specific, yes
Do it
What a solution, goddamn
Wished it had achievements tho
Would love to have a 100% deus ex game on profile
nah i still have to finish all dishonored games
deus ex hr and md have achievements
still have to play dark messiah now that i bought it
Fuck yes lol
🤝
Whoever picked cyber hoes is a goddamn simp
Cyber hoes where? Can i shoot them?
Give him the burn of 09
my classmate chose citra in far cry 3 solely to get laid
Based

And we’ll never get a Farcry sex scene again
Sex is temporary, Doom is Eternal
Last game where I was conflicted with relationship choices was DAO
wtf man there was only painted tits in that "sex scene"
Still
🤝
Got to admit, tits were sort of mediocre too
So why the fuck would anyone want to see that
full name
Fake tits are better then no tits when you’re a young idiot
dark messiah doesn't even give you bros option, it's either hoes or other hoes
Goth gf with eldrich mother or spy mistress trad wife?
Which one has the flatter chest

lady dimitrescu
The goth one I believe
I personally can’t get Farcry games anymore, the new ones are too hard on my laptop
This is so sad
the last FC i played was 3
alexa play finger refuses walter white sex
happy it ended there
Waltuh... put your dick away, Waltuh... I am not having sex with you right now, Waltuh
now that they're fucking up AC i can finally quit those games as well
I haven’t played an AC game besides the first one, and Black Flag
This man living in 2013
it just goes downhill and full rpg
skip em
Hey @clear prism how does it feel being pinged back
Sad
Totally not random ping
I got pings turned off, my guy
@abstract path


i am sorry. where is that?

