🎪bruh-fart

[clear prism]

I do not even know what that is, therefore it is false

😂

[gloomy roost]

Ghost of hair's past

[placid sail]

this sounds like some sad and passionate song from the 80ies

"memories of hair"

[clear prism]

Nah, more like the 2022 attempted comeback from a band in the 80ies

Who all lost their hair and therefore are the baldest motherfuckers out there

[placid sail]

wow

that's

not sad and passionate, just sad

[clear prism]

Yes

Anyhow, the boys are here, I am bailing

Have a very safe evening.

[placid sail]

peace

[slate crown]

WORLDSTAR

nature is metal

[real tinsel]

i don't think that's factually correct

nature is biology

[abstract path]

Fuckin worldstar

[real tinsel]

fuck i think i ate a fly

@placid sail what are the dangers i might be facing

[gloomy roost]

mmm proteins

[placid sail]

ass cancer

[real tinsel]

great

quick death

[placid sail]

since when cancer is a quick death?

[real tinsel]

i meant earlier death

i have a feeling i'll naturally live past 30

[placid sail]

so you're both sure you'll live long and wish you won't?

[real tinsel]

yes

my ancestors have all lived past the age of 70

even my grandpa who was a chainsmoker lived to see his 80s

and my other grandpa who was (not anymore) a chainsmoker and an alcoholic is 80 right now

[placid sail]

genetics can me you surprisingly enduring, even if you eat asbestos and cigarettes' butts

[slate crown]

jesus christ

[placid sail]

but that will still shorten the lifespan greatly, so keep it up

[real tinsel]

yes with cigarette butt and asbestos only diet i might not live to see my 100s and may die at my 70s

[slate crown]

i think a fly might be the healthiest thing in khaaytils diet rn

[real tinsel]

my legit diet for an entire day is 5-6 cups of slightly sweetened tea and if i remember to eat, one bowl of whatever mom made

[real tinsel]

before it was 7-8 cups of coffee but apparently coffee makes my symptoms worse so i had to ditch it

[slate crown]

on a good day I'll have 3 meals but every other day I'll just starve myself because poor

[real tinsel]

ah being an artist's husband must be hard

only get food when art sells

[placid sail]

your genetics are indeed strong

if you can still function with such a diet

[slate crown]

nah she offered to paypal me money for food but it doesn't sit right with me

[real tinsel]

don't you live together

[slate crown]

yea but she studies out of town alot

it's just mostly me alone at home during the day

[real tinsel]

aw unemployed bf like me

[placid sail]

isn't he a bouncer

[slate crown]

i still work as a boucner at night but the pay is less than ideal

[plucky void]

why is it called 'bouncer' if they don't bounce

[real tinsel]

how would he earn money for bouncing around

[slate crown]

boucning on dicc

[real tinsel]

ahh that makes more sense

dumbo is a prostitute

[slate crown]

pfff i wish

[real tinsel]

if i could get paid for making people suck my dick i'd do prostitution too

since here people are "muslims" they usually try to hide their weirdass fetishes from people and because of that prostitutes who have dicks or who piss on you ask for more money to "keep shut"

[real tinsel]

unless you have a dick or piss on people the most you can get from a client is 30 manats which is 15$ or something

if you do the former your price triples even quadruples

[slate crown]

@real tinsel

[real tinsel]

my ex said i'm retarded for not being okay with having sex for money

[slate crown]

bruh

[real tinsel]

she showed me some meme about if you'd have sex with someone for 500k$ or something and when i said no she just said i'm too caveman or something

[slate crown]

unless that motherfucker offering 10,000+ im sleeping

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo 500k do be a lot

[slate crown]

yea I'd suck dick for 500k easy

[gloomy roost]

It's about pride isn't it

[lusty sonnet]

I'd bend over for 500k

[slate crown]

bust out the gawk gawk 9000

[real tinsel]

i think?

[abstract path]

Too caveman for what? Loyalty? Bruh 💀

[real tinsel]

i haven't thought about it that deeply but every time i think about it i don't think i could do it

[placid sail]

damn you got some cheap hookers

[gloomy roost]

Rip, unfortunately we live in a society.

[real tinsel]

man i've internalized her stuff a lot though

i've already talked about this stuff but it was months ago and some of you weren't even in the server back then

[placid sail]

if you don't want to, then you don't need to

it's as shrimple as that

[real tinsel]

exactly

i wish i had that mindset before

but i'm glad i have it now

[placid sail]

yeah some people can live a whole life with such mentality

[gloomy roost]

Is this Kurosai?

[slate crown]

ye

[gloomy roost]

🤝

As a weeb I would like to say, you're a weeb

[slate crown]

oh no im not a weeb

[lusty sonnet]

As a non-weeb i say, i haven't seen it

[slate crown]

i just like certain animes

hell I don't even watch them

[real tinsel]

i like certain animes as well

ones where the characters are fully naked

[gloomy roost]

Maybe I should get back at watching anime again

[lusty sonnet]

We call that hentai

[slate crown]

plus im Asian which makes me immune to becoming a weeb

[gloomy roost]

Ok, enjoyer.

[slate crown]

i actually had a cousin who was a full blown weeb from Singapore though

being around her was

[gloomy roost]

Wait you're not a Phillipean right?

[slate crown]

Vietnamese

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[formal sinew]

there are no bugs, only anomalies

[gloomy roost]

I know they get a lot of shit from anime communities

[slate crown]

half vietnamese half Singaporean actually

[gloomy roost]

don't know why

I have a Singaporean friend

[real tinsel]

i think that's a glitch

[gloomy roost]

Das about it

[formal sinew]

yup happened when it hit a rebounder

[real tinsel]

what da dog doin

[formal sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-smirk-gif-24006103

i shot it a few times and now its floating off

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/PzQZWpdQNJ4AAAAM/see-you-space-cowboy.gif

[formal sinew]

"I must go now! My people need me!"

[proud ice]

He's going to the early SoC builds to be the protagonist

[proud ice]

Since I am new here, I will present my best

As an offering to the elder gods

Whoever they may end up being this week

[gloomy roost]

At best you can offer your walls to Kha

[proud ice]

Too late, already traded them for a TOZ

I can offer the thin line of asbestos which was inside my walls though

[formal sinew]

SPACE.....THE FINAL FRONTIER

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1007662387974905866/redditsave.com_hmmmm-z40rni7ry3h91.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1007702216284586004/v12044gd0000cbqmt0rc77u74o3jids0.mp4

[slate crown]

that's beautiful

[fading shuttle]

At first I was like "this ain't that bad, some people can't use their legs for prolonged periods, but short periods of usage are fine, so they have a wheelchair" then the motherfucker does a dolphin dive

[gloomy roost]

I wonder if that's just from wallpaper engine

[slate crown]

i think it isn't, but I've never used WE before

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM

[plucky void]

she looks super constipated

[placid sail]

????????????

[plucky void]

"humor"

[proud ice]

The Game (metaphysical) (you lost the game lol)

[gloomy roost]

Another one of those American things

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1007479978839003258/rip.mp4

[proud ice]

tbh I don't get the video I sent either

I just vibe with old Superman in shorts

[stone blade]

if you fap in space
it's called astronut

[slate crown]

yea im fatphobic

[grizzled meadow]

Being a fat bastard myself, I seriously hate them other fat bastards going around saying "it's a choice, I'm healthy" and all that shit

And at least I'm a fat bastard on a diet

[grizzled meadow]

Just being on a diet make me better than them

[gloomy roost]

Neeko

[eager quest]

why isnt zoe at the top

sorry cat stepped on keyboard

[gloomy roost]

[eager quest]

why are u guys reacting like this

my cat walked over my keyboard

what is wrong

[slate crown]

don't worry she's 2000 years old so it's fine

anime logic

[gloomy roost]

Average league player response

[slate crown]

I'd rather fuck the cosmic dragon over Seraphine

[gloomy roost]

salt time

Yeah

Fuck Seraphine

[slate crown]

oh no he's a mid laner

[gloomy roost]

No one likes her

I am yes

[heady crow]

Yeah

[gloomy roost]

Top 3 is Zoe, Zilian, and Zerath.

[slate crown]

don't worry she's 2000 years old so it's fine

[eager quest]

IM SO FUCKING BRICKED UP

[lusty sonnet]

go train with Bruno

no more fat bastard

[eager quest]

ROCK SOLID

[gloomy roost]

Glad you liked it

I spend a lot of time getting that skin just for my best friend likes the loading screen

[stone blade]

vayne is all the way at the top

for me

[quartz saffron]

Gtanil day?

[placid sail]

9 pm, going outside to to buy some vape liquid and cartridges

[real tinsel]

unbelievable

[placid sail]

some dude from other apartments passes by and says "good morning"

[real tinsel]

what do you mean i can't squeeze one out for the homies to listen and vibe

[placid sail]

I had a cognitive dissonance for a solid minute

[real tinsel]

one would think you'd get used to it by now

[placid sail]

get used to what?

russians being generally insane most of the time?

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

I mean

everytime I think I've seen it all, and then some shit happens, big or small, and I'm questioning my own sanity again

it just never ceases

[real tinsel]

if you're questioning it then it's not your sanity that's the problem

[placid sail]

we've speculated with my friend that last 20 years were one big prank

it's the only plausible explanation that everyone, and I mean, everyone goes nuts from time to time or permanently here

[real tinsel]

we have those here as well

i've seen more in gandja but in baku i sometimes encounter them too

[placid sail]

maybe it's how it is in this bitch of a world

not in our parts, but everywhere

[real tinsel]

i'd say it's just the way soviet countries are but you can find them pretty much everywhere

every country has its insanes

[placid sail]

I mean come on

WHAT IS THIS

YOU CRAZY?

[real tinsel]

okay maybe soviets are just a bit too insane

teensy bit

🤏

[clear prism]

Bruh, we lost one of our boyos

Dude disappeared from the group and now everyone is panicking

Also what the fuck, bz11k

[gloomy roost]

irl?

[clear prism]

Aye

[placid sail]

that was basically brainfart's reaction to your exodus

[gloomy roost]

Time for a scooby doo adventure

Split up and find him

[clear prism]

For real?

[placid sail]

check it out @real tinsel

[mortal violet]

guys I need a cat video any will do

[clear prism]

Send the Alo

[placid sail]

we were sitting and figuring out why are you not on the list

Falco was losing his shit and was very upsetti

[clear prism]

Damn

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520382400090472449/1006255812366311505/Perfectly_Cut_Shots_20220805_1.mp4

[clear prism]

Hate it when Discord does this to me

I can not even warn anyone before it does happen

[gloomy roost]

Too short?

[mortal violet]

unfortunately that one has been expended too many times already

[clear prism]

Let me dig into my archives

I may have something for you

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1007608630985621524/trim.C3B80B74-B170-4E8E-A15B-5344CCABB43C.mov

[mortal violet]

woa

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406167308655132672/1007409298739048590/1.mp4

[mortal violet]

stupid feline, this will do perfectly

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783332167325057024/1006824844521906226/MdoeXSQglxCR5ezF.mp4

[placid sail]

bonk

[mortal violet]

guys look

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833888832096305202/1007734572655579196/c5v1irzl62h91.jpeg

kit cat

[grizzled meadow]

Translate NOW

[real tinsel]

japanese part got me

[real tinsel]

him and i share the same brain cell

at the time of recording it was my turn with the brain cell

[grizzled meadow]

Who?

[real tinsel]

gtanil

he's talking about himself

[clear prism]

One of the boys in our friend group, IRL shit

[real tinsel]

he'll probably appear in like 4 months and casually say hi

[pastel quartz]

@placid sail What the fuck is this

[pastel quartz]

Like this! What's up with that??

[clear prism]

😂

[real tinsel]

hey don't be rude with bz11k, he's already living in mordor

[placid sail]

I'm currently sucking cocks in league, be with you shortly

[pastel quartz]

Jesus...

[clear prism]

Nah man, that is nothing

Check this shit out

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Aleksandrovskaya+Ulitsa,+130,+Taganrog,+Rostovskaya+oblast',+Russland,+347935/@47.2190284,38.9108891,3a,15.3y,234.66h,90.15t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s8SNlBZnvK5gKxXRyA-lx9A!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m5!3m4!1s0x40e3fd5b84b7b2bf:0x4c452c7ca01e7c36!8m2!3d47.2192095!4d38.9108493

Mordor has some top quality shops

[real tinsel]

mordor based

[pastel quartz]

Oh my god...

[gloomy roost]

Can't go wrong with blonds huh

[real tinsel]

i don't know man brunettes are hotter

[gloomy roost]

Or just whoever that animu girl is

[real tinsel]

i think that's an objective fact

[clear prism]

Ayo @pastel quartz, how is Crystal doing

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

i don't know man i still vote for juno not being a crystal alt

[clear prism]

Elaborate

[real tinsel]

eat shit

[clear prism]

Ayyyy

Brandenburg knockoff

[clear prism]

No seriously, I want to know

[real tinsel]

there's just not enough crystal energy in her

similar speech style yes but patterns just don't match

[clear prism]

Intriguing

@pastel quartz are you actually not Crystal

[pastel quartz]

OH MY GOD

CAN YOU STOP TAGGING ME???

[clear prism]

😂 😂

[real tinsel]

one fact is @pastel quartz plays minecraft while i've never seen @abstract path play minecraft

[clear prism]

Damn true

[gloomy roost]

Juno is simply more

[clear prism]

Crystal's PC is fucked, no?

[real tinsel]

also look at their activity, crystal is playing stardew valley while juno is playing minecraft

[gloomy roost]

wait

isn't that reversed

[clear prism]

Nah man, @pastel quartz is playing Minecraft

[pastel quartz]

I swear to god

I'm gonna block you

[gloomy roost]

Just block @'s in this channel Juno

[clear prism]

🤣

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bUD3d.gif

[clear prism]

Ok ok, I will stop

[real tinsel]

see that would have never come from @abstract path

[pastel quartz]

Thank you

I'm not FUC

I'm not whoever that guy is

[clear prism]

Damn, someone is a bit angry

[grizzled meadow]

Guys

Come on

Cut it out

Don't make me do the actual moderator

Especially for something so stupid

[clear prism]

My apologies

Anyhow

[clear prism]

All the reposters when a new meme comes be like

[placid sail]

okay sooo

[placid sail]

it's just an annoyed person answering to a prank call with lots of swearing I ain't gonna translate shit bubye

and juno doesn't want to be tagged, so no answer for them, and the question isn't answerable anyway

done

[clear prism]

RIP

Ayo bz11k, what is up with that anime shop anyhow

Is it a cafe or what

[placid sail]

oh

it's uuuh

one second

[clear prism]

Yes

[placid sail]

it's a bar-shop

roughly translatable as Beer-nyan

[clear prism]

The fuck lol

[real tinsel]

bz11k can you go there and tell us what the bartender looks like

[placid sail]

the miracles of of japanese cartoon has already established itself in out parts

[clear prism]

Hold up

[real tinsel]

i have a feeling it's a fat guy with neckbeard and a ponytail

[clear prism]

They like anime in Mordor?

[placid sail]

though it's still pretty unusual to see something like that in the province

[real tinsel]

they like it here too

i've even seen people wear weeb shit in public

[clear prism]

Goddamn

Younger generation, eh?

[real tinsel]

aren't there elderly weebs too?

[placid sail]

no wait

[placid sail]

that would take some time

[real tinsel]

daaamn

[clear prism]

Just walk

[placid sail]

lemao

[real tinsel]

yeah just walk

[clear prism]

Quick one week trip down there

[real tinsel]

it's only 1141 kilometers

[placid sail]

wiggles your balls

[clear prism]

😂

[placid sail]

fun fact

southern residents of our big ass country

similar to khaaytil

who are usually quite distant from slavic culture

are usually quite into anime and K-Pop

especially K-Pop, for some reason

[real tinsel]

i'm into neither

[placid sail]

well, young girls, mostly

[real tinsel]

am i a special case daddy

[clear prism]

🤝

[placid sail]

boys are, as centuries before, more into sports, martial arts and murder

[real tinsel]

yeah i've had friends who were into k-pop a lot

[placid sail]

southern blood and shit

[real tinsel]

most of my friends have been women throughout my teenagery

[placid sail]

oh!

and also figure skating

apparently our figure skaters are pretty good

[clear prism]

Ah fuck

[placid sail]

• there is a lot of drama in that sport, and bitches love drama

[clear prism]

I bet @gloomy roost is into that

[clear prism]

That they do, man, that they do

[real tinsel]

oh shit i love that sport

another one i love is gymnast

i've wanted to be a gymnast when i was in my teenage years but my dad said it's a girl sport or something

[lavish dragon]

As a fellow fat bastard I just don't want to be lectured on how it's unhealthy.

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the good old "it is girl thing" excuse

[lusty sonnet]

is he in... Belgium?

[clear prism]

Hate it when someone says that shit

[clear prism]

Lol no, we found him

Guy wanted to take a piss but he got lost

[lusty sonnet]

classic

[real tinsel]

beginning was the most retarded shit i've heard man wtf

[pastel quartz]

You tagged me again, didn't you @clear prism

[clear prism]

Absolutely not

[real tinsel]

how is not wanting to be fat make you a fatphobic

[clear prism]

Ah yes, fatphobic

[lavish dragon]

It doesn't, as a reasonable person it doesn't

[placid sail]

gender stereotypes are veeeeeeeeery strong in southern parts

khaaytil would have been thrown from the cliff if he'd insist

[real tinsel]

yeah

[clear prism]

Ahh, I see

Traditions, yes?

"Traditions"

[real tinsel]

nah just gender stereotypes

or maybe counts as tradition too? no idea

[gloomy roost]

huh

into?

[clear prism]

Figure skaters

[stone blade]

Hi

[gloomy roost]

Eeeeeh

[clear prism]

(I was making a joke, nothing serious behind it)

[gloomy roost]

I mean

[clear prism]

It failed anyway because I did something

[gloomy roost]

I haven't really looked at figure skaters

[real tinsel]

you should

some are really good

[gloomy roost]

he tagged me, in fact

[clear prism]

DUDE

[gloomy roost]

[lusty sonnet]

exposed

[pastel quartz]

Alright? Well, sumone tagged me because I had like the red tag thing

[gloomy roost]

Ah

Might have been the reply

At least replies can be toggled

[gloomy roost]

eeeee

[pastel quartz]

No like

[gloomy roost]

Ah

Wait

[pastel quartz]

Just nevermind

[gloomy roost]

I think I know what you mean

Tagged and deleted

[pastel quartz]

Yeah!

[lusty sonnet]

i think Andrew tagged a lot of people a lot of times

[pastel quartz]

They're called ghost pings, I think

[real tinsel]

like ghosty

[clear prism]

I have to go bye

[pastel quartz]

Ahaa...

[lusty sonnet]

[real tinsel]

@eager quest

[pastel quartz]

That isn't suspicious at all

[gloomy roost]

Sounds like something straight outta a submarine horror

[eager quest]

what

[gloomy roost]

It doesn't actually

[real tinsel]

shut it skully

[gloomy roost]

Might have found the one friend that dozed away from the group

[eager quest]

youre the one who pinged me

airhead

shut up

[real tinsel]

you're unnecessary go away

[pastel quartz]

Yeah..

[eager quest]

ok that one hit me a bit

didnt bounce off this time

[real tinsel]

sorry

[eager quest]

i forgive

[real tinsel]

eat shit

[eager quest]

now imma go back to my things

fuck you

[gloomy roost]

It's Gtanil lore, he and his friends like to drink and then doze away, but he stopped drinking to become the finder

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1007748412231405568/Hi.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Man
You disappoint me

[real tinsel]

so he's not gtanil anymore

[lusty sonnet]

he'd better keep his friends on a leash or put a tracker on em

[grizzled meadow]

Darkasleif in here literally being a USA stereotype

[real tinsel]

i dunno man as a depressed person i also don't want to be lectured how i should go out more and talk to people more and exercise more

[grizzled meadow]

Man
That's something I already know

[real tinsel]

same probably goes for obesity

[grizzled meadow]

@lavish dragon I'm half joking of course, your thought it's literally Twitter in a nutshell but anyway

[real tinsel]

nah twitter is the video pango sent, they guy who says "if you don't wanna be fat you're fatphobic"

[grizzled meadow]

I don't like to be lectured either about how is unhealthy being X kg... but you know, it's not that wrong either

[lusty sonnet]

brainfart fitness day when?

[real tinsel]

@lavish dragon has logic compared to those brainlets

entirety of twitter functions on one brain cell

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah he's educated, he's smart

[lusty sonnet]

how much is X

[real tinsel]

60 kgs

[grizzled meadow]

I weight a lot, sorry but I won't say it

[lusty sonnet]

is ok tho

[grizzled meadow]

At least I don't have a neckbeard

[lusty sonnet]

yet*

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not even that close to the stereotype, I'm very far from that

[placid sail]

that reminds me

[real tinsel]

all that pizza has to go somewhere

[placid sail]

oh god

I'm 64 now

[real tinsel]

wow

[grizzled meadow]

Pizza is only on sunday "thanks" to the diet

[real tinsel]

what were you before

[lusty sonnet]

how much is X

[placid sail]

after food poisoning and being hungry for couple of days

[clear prism]

Hello 64 now

[lavish dragon]

It's not wrong but just because something's not wrong doesn't always mean it's valuable/helpful to say it. I'm aware it's unhealthy, every time in the mirror I think about how unhealthy it is. You don't need to remind me lmao

[clear prism]

I am @clear prism

[placid sail]

used to be 70 half a year ago I think?

[grizzled meadow]

Again?

[narrow lotus]

you are indeed gtanil

[lusty sonnet]

internet dying

only pressed enter once

i'll kick the router

[grizzled meadow]

See? You're smart

[real tinsel]

damn the sanctions hit you bad

[placid sail]

I get what he's saying

[clear prism]

I might actually need to send bz11k some pop tarts, goddamn

[grizzled meadow]

Let's hear it from the doctor

[clear prism]

He is going to die

[placid sail]

I've been called "stout from Buchenwald" by my stepfather all my childhood

cos I'm a stick boy

[clear prism]

Sounds sticky

[real tinsel]

i'm 50 kgs or maybe lower, send me more coke

[lusty sonnet]

are you a small or tall stick boy?

[placid sail]

YES PLEASE

[placid sail]

tall stick

around uhh

187 I think?

[lavish dragon]

Meanwhile I'm 120 kg

[clear prism]

Sure thing, cocaine coming right up

[placid sail]

moderately tall

[grizzled meadow]

Give me some time and I'll get to that number

[placid sail]

being ages since I've been measured

[lusty sonnet]

toll boi

[placid sail]

it's not that bad, I think

[real tinsel]

what the fuck wow

that's tall

[grizzled meadow]

Man
It's bad

[stone blade]

you're not fat
you're just ✨ full of love ✨

[grizzled meadow]

[clear prism]

This sounds like some Disney type of shit

[lusty sonnet]

i'm 72kg now

[stone blade]

yes

im skinny

im 60

[lusty sonnet]

i think

[clear prism]

Hello skinny

[stone blade]

somehow

[clear prism]

Hello 60

I am @clear prism

[stone blade]

GT I SWEAR

[clear prism]

I am @clear prism

[stone blade]

TO GOD

[placid sail]

well okay I tried to downplay it a bit, of course it's pretty fucking large, but there's no need to rub him in it

[clear prism]

Had to do doubles there, goddamn

[placid sail]

besides, it could be worse

[stone blade]

I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY

[clear prism]

I got no family, bitch

[grizzled meadow]

Rub him in it, no
But he should do something, sooner or later

[clear prism]

Who you going to murder, the air?

[stone blade]

yes.

[grizzled meadow]

And I'm saying this as a fellow fat bastard

[clear prism]

Goddamn, bro

[grizzled meadow]

Also internet is dying as well here

[real tinsel]

never gets old

[stone blade]

italy dying

[placid sail]

he would

[stone blade]

finally

[lusty sonnet]

see not my problem smh

[placid sail]

he just said it to you, he's keenly aware

[grizzled meadow]

Tell me something I don't know

[grizzled meadow]

But at the same time he doesn't do anything to fix the situation

[placid sail]

there is no point in shaming everyone doing something important to them, it's counterproductive

[clear prism]

I have possibly committed multiple warcrimes in Belgium

[grizzled meadow]

Don't get me wrong I'm not like Twitter here

[placid sail]

how would you know that?

[grizzled meadow]

Point taken

@lavish dragon are you doing something?

[stone blade]

you're disgusting
I'm gonna kill you

[lavish dragon]

Not really no

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail sorry man

But I know my fellow fat bastards

[real tinsel]

we need 198 more people to 💵 this

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow use your mod powers and call @everyone

[clear prism]

True chad, owning his fat situation

[grizzled meadow]

Me and Darkasleif have more things in common than ever...

[clear prism]

Fuck

You saw nothing

[placid sail]

I know my fellow fat bastards too, I've got a friend since you who got from 100 to 125 while smoking and drinking and having inherent heart problems, but it's still best to not assume and not shame anybody

[lavish dragon]

@flaoc

[clear prism]

Motherfucker

[stone blade]

flaoc

[clear prism]

😂

[lusty sonnet]

honestly start small, like 1 minute workouts keep upping the time if you can. It helped me build some motivation to workout

[grizzled meadow]

shame

Hey I didn't shame anybody!

[placid sail]

they only thing I've ever felt when people showed me mine flaws and lectured me and shamed me is fucking anger and guilt, not an impulse to do something about it

[grizzled meadow]

I wanted to change my name but I'm too lazy...

[clear prism]

Hello too lazy

I am @clear prism

[real tinsel]

fatshaming

fat

[grizzled meadow]

I can agree with this, it's basically how fat bastards feel about the whole situation, they want to do something but they can't

[clear prism]

Look man

If you can not fatshame someone, are you truly living in a free society?

[real tinsel]

i agree

@grizzled meadow fat

[grizzled meadow]

The problem (without memes) is that fat bastards think that being fat is healthy

That's a bigger problem

[clear prism]

Aye, that is straight up lies being told

I like hearing the "I simply am big boned"

[placid sail]

and too skinny, and depressed, and whoever else having whatever else problem which is perhaps solvable, but with great difficulty or when they figure something out in themselves

[lavish dragon]

@grizzled meadow

[clear prism]

That is truly the peak of dumbassery

[grizzled meadow]

At least I'm doing something (no offence my man Dark of course), even by eating shit that I'm not supposed to, but at least I'm trying

[placid sail]

I've yet to meet a fat person who think that fat is healthy

[grizzled meadow]

Well I'm overweight, I guess

[clear prism]

Write that down, write that down!

[placid sail]

I've heard about that body positive thingy on the west, but the actual people? everyone I've met either fucking knows it's bad or just hate how it looks

[grizzled meadow]

I'm like 130 (and I've lost 20kg)

[lusty sonnet]

Aha

[clear prism]

💪 Keep at it, king

[grizzled meadow]

It was obvious at this point

[lusty sonnet]

progress my man

[placid sail]

golly that's a lot to lose! good job!

[lusty sonnet]

we're gonna shape all of you up

[lavish dragon]

Body positivity imo is you shouldn't feel like shit no matter what you look like, you should just be gently pushed towards being healthier. One step at a time

[clear prism]

Hit the gym like a crackhead, work out every day until your muscles ache

[placid sail]

yeah, like, I don't hate your guts for being fat, but we all know that's not entirely good for you, and you may want something to do about it, or not, after all, it's your business

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

[clear prism]

Goddamn

[grizzled meadow]

This is fucking incredible

[clear prism]

You have to appreciate the effort

[lusty sonnet]

kinda impressive

[placid sail]

obese people may literally harm themselves by doing that

cease the bafoonery

[clear prism]

Good.

Such a waste of good suffering.

[grizzled meadow]

That's a pin

[placid sail]

dude, he was getting upset while you were gone, show at least a semblance of sympathy for his problems

[real tinsel]

oooo big stretch

[lavish dragon]

When I lost the most weight, it was by limiting how much I ate, not by changing what I ate

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunately it isn't like this

Fat bastards literally say "it's healthy to be a fat bastard"
Literally the wrong thing to say and to do

[clear prism]

It was an obvious joke man, come on

[placid sail]

it's an internet we can't hear overtones here!

[clear prism]

True that

[grizzled meadow]

Who?

[placid sail]

is that really a thing in Italy?

[lavish dragon]

This is twitter brain

[grizzled meadow]

Man I'm talking America, of course

I'm talking Internet

[clear prism]

Ah yes, America.

[grizzled meadow]

If the joke was towards me, don't worry, I know

bzeek calm your tits

I know Andrew jokes around

[placid sail]

I'm cool

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not that stupid

[clear prism]

:)

So many possible jokes

I must resist

[placid sail]

I'm trying to make gtanil affectionate

[grizzled meadow]

I missed this man

[placid sail]

it's an ongoing future arc

[grizzled meadow]

I'm sure he already is

[clear prism]

Well, that one is going to be difficult

[placid sail]

Good!

[lusty sonnet]

he's german, good luck trying

[clear prism]

🤣

[grizzled meadow]

We live in a world where that fucking platform have a voice in everything

Don't want to get political or anything, but

[placid sail]

haha we're banned there

[grizzled meadow]

Genders and all that stuff

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[placid sail]

oh here fucking go

aw man come on

I was getting excited

[clear prism]

I never bothered with Twitter because it will rot my brain

[grizzled meadow]

I can't really go on with my thing about it, come on

[placid sail]

you did make brainfart a gtanil chat for a day

I was wondering how far you'd go

[lusty sonnet]

honestly same

[placid sail]

we have a miniscule

like, nanometer thick layer of twitter people here

[lusty sonnet]

and i went to a uni where every person wanted to be their own little snowflake

[placid sail]

it's so wild

[real tinsel]

he's still a mod

[stone blade]

i saw the chart

[placid sail]

people infused with western ideas of all that lgbt+ stuff, feminism and shit

right in the middle of feodal Russia

[stone blade]

I'm right at the edge between normal and under

[placid sail]

it's so amusing to watch

[clear prism]

||Crystal||

[placid sail]

kind of, yeah

but it's like

[clear prism]

It gets extreme?

[placid sail]

a total of 20 people from 120 000 000 of russians

[placid sail]

oh yeah

[grizzled meadow]

@eager quest

👀

[lusty sonnet]

👀

[placid sail]

but they're so unfathomably outnumbered it's like christian missionary in a prehistorical Africa

[real tinsel]

he's gonna think i tagged him again and ignore the ping

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/UJoAJ8kkdEE?t=53

[placid sail]

preaching some stuff to people absolutely different in their culture

[clear prism]

I would not mind any of that shit, to be honest

Because I am a firm believer that anyone can believe what they want to believe

Once they start pushing it on me and tell me I have to believe in their shit?

Nah, you lost any kind of sympathy from me

[grizzled meadow]

Ah that's nothing

It's just a channel name

[placid sail]

LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND

[grizzled meadow]

Nobody scrolls down here

[placid sail]

great take

amazing take

[placid sail]

let everyone think whatever they want, but don't shove your bullshit in me

[real tinsel]

we're the bottom of the ocean

[clear prism]

Look @grizzled meadow

Imma put it simple

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-steve-carell-you-have-no-idea-how-high-i-can-fly-gif-15450865

[placid sail]

we all float

down there

[clear prism]

I really do appreciate this. I was content with my return being rather normal, nothing else except "Hey, he is back again, cool"

But man, it felt like I was coming back home and I truly appreciate that

And that goes for everyone here, you guys are...

[lusty sonnet]

if you're thinking is stupid, imma not let you think whatever you want

[clear prism]

the real heroes.

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunately it's how it goes

Media have changed drastically because of that

It's a fact, I don't care, it's not political

[lusty sonnet]

one of us one of us one of us

my belgian boi

[grizzled meadow]

Ah sorry yes

[real tinsel]

brainfart is where the friends are

[clear prism]

It is what it is, I suppose. Best you can do is defend your own beliefs and nothing else

[clear prism]

Look man, I ain't no Belgian

[lusty sonnet]

too late

[gloomy roost]

Can't believe I had 3 actual fun league games

[clear prism]

Lies, there is no fun to be found in League of Legends

Only vast salt mines

[gloomy roost]

Okay

But im the CEO of the salt mine then

Maybe I can do a bit of trollin

[clear prism]

Ah yes, classic League of Legends

[gloomy roost]

Lvl 500+ perks

Alright

Time for a down bad post

[clear prism]

This one slaps, goddamn

[grizzled meadow]

I could give one of my usual big speeches where I create chapters worthy of a book, but I'll restrain myself for this time, also because I'm using a translator, so...

Andrew, gtanil or whatever your name is, this is something I often say, I became a moderator because I like to help people and because, from the beginning, I wanted to create a community as close-knit and united as possible
Me and the other moderators have succeeded in that, we have people that help us in everything when it comes to the actual argument of the server, GAMMA, then in the future who knows, we will probably lose sight of each other and we will never speak again... but I would like to keep a small memory of this experience and this is what I want to do in here, and I'm succeeding in that

The good fortune of this channel is that we are "free" to do "a little bit of everything," especially create a "contact," hence the community I mentioned above, in the end we always talk about virtual things, but what the fuck, who cares at the end of the day, right? What matters is the moment, is the present, is being there and living it
So yes, I would say we can also consider ourselves as a family

And yes I wanted to write much more but as I said I held back

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-family-road-trip-vacation-the-simpsons-gif-12392645

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

[clear prism]

Who would have thought that a simple installation for a Stalker mod resulted in something like this, eh?

[grizzled meadow]

I mean, @real tinsel literally created the channel lore, if that doesn't mean "family"

[gloomy roost]

I nominate myself as the channel goblin

[clear prism]

You heard him, brand the name "#brainfart goblin" onto his account

[real tinsel]

both

[gloomy roost]

I might be the smallest in height here

Maybe

[real tinsel]

wait what

[lusty sonnet]

spill the height

[real tinsel]

i refuse to let skully sit on my face

i agreed to a goblin female to sit on my face

[grizzled meadow]

The weight, the height, then what, my credit card number?

[clear prism]

Social security number as well, please

[real tinsel]

give social security now

[clear prism]

Ayyy

[lusty sonnet]

some pizza

[real tinsel]

great minds think alike

[lusty sonnet]

maybe some pasta

[clear prism]

Ayo hold up

Iedy is romanian?

[gloomy roost]

Eeeeeeh

5'6? I think?

[clear prism]

Damn

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

english motherfucker

[real tinsel]

yes

[clear prism]

Goddamn

[real tinsel]

be careful he might steal your bike or dad jokes

[clear prism]

No

Not my fucking dad jokes

He can not steal my fatherhood, that is impossible

[abstract path]

Shut the fuck up i am gonna block you

[grizzled meadow]

Guys we have confirmation

Juno is Crystal Lite

[real tinsel]

not convinced sorry

[grizzled meadow]

This is literally the proof we needed

[abstract path]

Block button is right here

[clear prism]

Aha

So I was correct

at_Juno is in fact @abstract path

[real tinsel]

i'm not sold

give more proof

[pastel quartz]

Seriously?

[abstract path]

-_-

[pastel quartz]

This again?

[grizzled meadow]

Guys come on

[abstract path]

I agree juno

[grizzled meadow]

I told you to stop doing that

[real tinsel]

it was @eager quest

[eager quest]

what the fuck do you want now

why am i being just randomly pinged

[clear prism]

😂

[grizzled meadow]

Since I can't write you in private, I apologize on behalf of the others, they are just joking

[abstract path]

Yeah they are
But this tomfoolery is sometimes too much for some folks

[grizzled meadow]

If it happens again I will take action

[pastel quartz]

It's not just that tho

Like no offense Crystal

But I'm just gettin called Crystal lite for how I am!

[grizzled meadow]

Ah that

[pastel quartz]

I don't mind pings but that just

[grizzled meadow]

It's literally a joke, don't read into it too much

[abstract path]

Yeah that

[eager quest]

also falco

u pinged me earlier too

whats the deal

[grizzled meadow]

It's because you both talk almost the same way

[abstract path]

I hate it too ._.

[grizzled meadow]

• you're both from Germany

Can you see the similarity?

[pastel quartz]

I'm not from Germany

[eager quest]

falco

[pastel quartz]

I don't even live there anymore

[grizzled meadow]

What!

I thought you were from there

[abstract path]

Yeah i remember saying juno not being german

[pastel quartz]

I'm not!!

I'm Austrian, that's like next to Germany but still different

[clear prism]

Austrian 😂

[pastel quartz]

SHUT

[real tinsel]

@clear prism as you can see

you need even more proof to sell it to me now

[clear prism]

Yeah nah, that is not Crystal

[pastel quartz]

Thank you!!!!

Jeez

[clear prism]

Still going to ping you

[abstract path]

Gee thanks

[pastel quartz]

Y'know what? Sure, fine

Go ahead, ping me

See if I care

[real tinsel]

for any future stuff, she's also not my alt acc

[clear prism]

Damn

[real tinsel]

my alts are bz11k, falco and bruno

and apparently @frosty siren

[clear prism]

Hold up

She?

[grizzled meadow]

See? Germany (next to)

[real tinsel]

yea

[grizzled meadow]

Literally the same

[real tinsel]

isn't that like funny sherman fella's birthplace?

[pastel quartz]

It's NOT the same

They're both very very very VERY different

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know who you're talking about

[real tinsel]

the funny genocide man

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah okay alt account of another person in here

[REDACTED]

[pastel quartz]

Hah???

I'm not an alt account of anyone

[clear prism]

Hello not an alt account of anyone

I am @clear prism

[grizzled meadow]

I KNEW IT

[pastel quartz]

You

[clear prism]

😂

[grizzled meadow]

Man I literally can't tell if Juno is trolling us or not

[real tinsel]

never loses its magic

[grizzled meadow]

I just know that this shit is magic

[pastel quartz]

You're the most vexing person I've ever met @clear prism

[clear prism]

Lol

[abstract path]

What is vexing-

[grizzled meadow]

Annoying

[abstract path]

AH

Ok

[grizzled meadow]

Eh

[abstract path]

Yeah gtanil can be annoying 👍

[clear prism]

Motherfucker

[heady crow]

But you were

[grizzled meadow]

I don't think Juno understood what this channel is all about

[clear prism]

Look Falco

[real tinsel]

it's about gtanil

[clear prism]

I think that is a girl, man

[abstract path]

No shit sherlock

[grizzled meadow]

Juno can also be an attack helicopter

[real tinsel]

what am i

[grizzled meadow]

It doesn't change that he/she/it doesn't understand what brainfart is about

[real tinsel]

oh yeah @real tinsel

[grizzled meadow]

Hello ...

I'm ...

It's coming, I know

[abstract path]

You're italien

[gloomy roost]

Oh shit

[clear prism]

He wrote the German version

[gloomy roost]

Juno used vexing

[real tinsel]

gender: italian

[clear prism]

He wrote Italien.

SÜD TIROL

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah she basically said "You're Italy" (I think)

[abstract path]

It was an accident xd

But it sure is funny

[clear prism]

Just a happy little accident

Just like this one @pastel quartz

[abstract path]

Shut

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna stab you

[clear prism]

🤣

[abstract path]

I will hold him

Lol

[real tinsel]

he lives in germany

[abstract path]

Who asked >,>

[grizzled meadow]

I hope you know that this channel is basically a whole meme

[heady crow]

The mask of sanity is dropping?

[abstract path]

Maybe

[clear prism]

I did

I asked

[grizzled meadow]

For Juno's mental sake, I hope so

Jesus gtanil literally have that nickname change on speed dial

It's impossible

[abstract path]

You're a sneaky fuckin bastard yk that?

[real tinsel]

fr, i was gonna ask him to do the joke but he already did by the time i finished my text

[clear prism]

No, I am not

I am @clear prism

Get it right, attack helicopter

[abstract path]

Yeah that's what I'm implying

Smh

[clear prism]

My gender is: the one who asked

My second gender also is: the one who cares

[abstract path]

Sh

Ah

[real tinsel]

brainfart gender reveal

[abstract path]

That sounds wrong

[pastel quartz]

I think I'm startin to understand

[clear prism]

Hello startin to understand

[real tinsel]

falco's gender: italian
kha's gender: bald
gtanil gender: the one who asked/cares

[clear prism]

I am @clear prism

[pastel quartz]

I swear to god

[gloomy roost]

The joke is that we're all gay

[gloomy roost]

See?

[abstract path]

Repost

[heady crow]

Yeah

[abstract path]

Yeah

Lol

[abstract path]

Can't say anything against thay

[clear prism]

Man, this is fun

😂 👌

[heady crow]

GROND

[grizzled meadow]

If you really can't stand pings, I'm sure there is a way to deactivate them

[real tinsel]

bob

[heady crow]

BRING OUT THE WOLFS HEAD

IT WILL BRING DOWN THE GATE

[abstract path]

Kitten server admin

Lol

[real tinsel]

you can deactivate channel notifications even

[pastel quartz]

Ya know, I don't really mind now. They're just jokin anyway sooo it's whatever

[heady crow]

Says the one in kitten rp server

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Hold up what

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

Only for emojis so L

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah it's really just a joke, I wanted to tell you in private but you're blinded so I really couldn't
Luckily you answered here so now you know

[real tinsel]

wait have you been thinking we're serious

[heady crow]

Suuuure

[abstract path]

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

I mean

[abstract path]

Lol

[pastel quartz]

This sorta thing happened before so

I thought it was a joke back then but it wasn't and well uhm

[gloomy roost]

If you search desperate you'll find the convo G

[abstract path]

Sorry not intrestet

[pastel quartz]

Just nevermind heh, it's alright!

[real tinsel]

good song, name

[gloomy roost]

I have 1 friend that has a different boyfriend every 4 months

Wild

[grizzled meadow]

What

[clear prism]

I need the song name

[gloomy roost]

Did someone ask you to be their kitten Juno?

[abstract path]

I mean i get juno

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

Why do you mix up two things now

[heady crow]

Prolly something from mechanicus

[clear prism]

Motherfucker, now I got to search

[gloomy roost]

Don't think so

[grizzled meadow]

Carpenter Brut (author) - Turbo Killer

[gloomy roost]

It doesn't use organs

[clear prism]

Falco, you absolute beast

You truly are a treasure

[gloomy roost]

Falco has the variety of a pizza

[lusty sonnet]

GROND GROND GROND

[heady crow]

YES

I LOVE YOU ARES

THE FIRST ONE

[lusty sonnet]

WDYM THE FIRST ONE????

[grizzled meadow]

Is that fucking Burzum