🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

this gif goes strangely well with shake rattle and roll

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/VkKoHQklYPE

[placid sail]

phat beatsies

[real tinsel]

falco when he finally sends that thigh high pic he's been promising since march

[lusty sonnet]

Bruno moment

[heady crow]

When i see your bald ass head

[heady crow]

The names are similiar anyways

[real tinsel]

fine, if that'll get me your muscly thigh high pic

[heady crow]

Maybe ill go back to my german soldier pfp that i have on steam at some point

[placid sail]

the server is right bg laughter track

get it? because it's some right wing shithole server

haaaaaaaa

[real tinsel]

eat shit mordorian you're excluded from the entire world

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[heady crow]

Yeah i get what youre saying

[abstract path]

Hush

[narrow lotus]

A romanian stole the power cables that a train used in Spain , so the entire Barcelona route had to be posponed until they fixed it

[real tinsel]

romanians are superhuman

[narrow lotus]

I mean idk how they pull it off

If u get close to a romanian's anything they will smell trouble and catch u in the act

And beat then rob you

[real tinsel]

it takes a robber to know a robber

[narrow lotus]

Thats true , i guess caution is taught

[real tinsel]

at least your people don't randomly stab each other for the slightest argument

i hope

[narrow lotus]

I did tell you about the guy who used a forklift to move another guy's car because it was parked in front of his gate

[pastel quartz]

it takes a romanian to know a romanian

[narrow lotus]

So they both got charged , the parked guy with bad parking and the other guy with theft attempt

🅿️

[pastel quartz]

there is a inner Romanian inside of us all

[stone blade]

mmm no

[lusty sonnet]

da

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade when thr covid vaccine came out , alot of romanians and bulgarians thought the higher ups wanted to kill everyone to trim the world population

So many bulgarians and romanians didnt take it , and people were making jokes about the making of the Bulgaro-Romanian Empire, cause they would be the only non vaxxed people so they wouldnt die

[stone blade]

LMAO

[narrow lotus]

Bulgaro-Romanian Empire

[real tinsel]

what's this

[narrow lotus]

Poverty unite

[stone blade]

ofc

if it isnt us or you guys who else will it be

[real tinsel]

people in my parts still believe in the first part

especially elders

[placid sail]

a typical contract form

[narrow lotus]

True , there is a reason the islamic refugees took a massive U turn and avoided Romania and Bulgaria

[heady crow]

The whole of romania could steal all of germanys cars in 3 days tops

Whats up with you people

[stone blade]

true

[placid sail]

glad to know our population isn't the only one chromosome defficient

cos we got similar shit going on

[abstract path]

Lol

[placid sail]

people proudly spilling vaccines in the sink and stuff

[stone blade]

die

[real tinsel]

there's a saying between the old men in my country "if the nazis won, we'd all be driving bmw or mercedes right now"

[placid sail]

bad ivanko, be nice

[narrow lotus]

Everyone just wsnts to make alot of money in the easiest way possible

So they steal shit

[heady crow]

Yeah hows the fer business?

[narrow lotus]

Cause , having money in a poor country is literally Get out of Jail for Free Card

[real tinsel]

@narrow lotus is your go-to faction the bandits in stalker

[stone blade]

mmmm no

[narrow lotus]

Hah

[real tinsel]

was it too racist

[heady crow]

Vanjaa

[stone blade]

vanyaaa

[heady crow]

Whats up

[stone blade]

hi

[narrow lotus]

Dangerously good , a guy's 5000 euro professional bike got stolen , he found the brakes on sale on the internet

[heady crow]

Hi

[stone blade]

hi

[placid sail]

the concept of carsharing is very popular in Romania, but people got the wrong idea

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

they borrow without returning

[heady crow]

Having to buy back your bike in separate pieces

Down right horrible

[placid sail]

true slav would have stolen it back

[real tinsel]

romanians are slavs?

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1007578985506553856/cat_meow.mov

[grizzled meadow]

Andrew...

[placid sail]

probably not

[placid sail]

probably have started another eastern europe war with that

[grizzled meadow]

THE UNENLIGHTED MASSES

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER

THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL

[real tinsel]

which one was this

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg

[real tinsel]

man i remember it had something conscious in it

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[real tinsel]

thank you mr italian

time to spend 2 hours listening to mgr ost on loop

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[placid sail]

speaking of mr italian

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[placid sail]

fun little news

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/10/dominos-retreats-from-italy-having-failed-to-conquer-the-home-of-the-pizza

[grizzled meadow]

Ah

Rip for me

Never tried it because I don't have it here

[placid sail]

my congratulations, you have successfully beaten the americans

[grizzled meadow]

It's already a big thing we have KFC where I live

Like we had Burger King years and years ago, not anymore

[real tinsel]

didn't americans already shit on dominos saying it sucks?

that and burger king

[grizzled meadow]

Mc Donalds have a fucking monopoly here

[pastel quartz]

australia still has dominos

[grizzled meadow]

We have like 5 of them, maybe more

[pastel quartz]

and burger king but under a different name

[real tinsel]

we have a pizza thing but i forgot its name

[placid sail]

I'm honestly surprised you have any fast food chain operating at all, given the fact that any random granny in your parts can whip some serious delicacy level shit on a daily basis

[real tinsel]

ungrateful italian brats

[grizzled meadow]

That's because it's a stereotype

We do have people that literally go mental if you do something wrong but it's just a stereotype

[real tinsel]

so you're basically germany of food

[grizzled meadow]

Even I can go crazy if I see a bastard breaking spaghetti for literally no reason but I don't make a national news out of it

[pastel quartz]

like bending dry spaghetti in half to put it in the boiling pot?

[sudden elm]

i cooka da pizza

[placid sail]

rinses pasta with tap water after cooking it

applies ketchup to a freshly cooked pasta

[real tinsel]

are you trying to get banned

[sudden elm]

me

[real tinsel]

sorry falco my dear husbando but i also apply ketchup to my pasta

[placid sail]

want to see his chubby italian excellence shake in sincere wrath

and no, I don't actually do that

[pastel quartz]

what about BBQ sauce to freshly cooked pasta

[placid sail]

what about mayonnaise

[real tinsel]

i don't think we have bbq sauce here

[sudden elm]

bbq doesn't taste good on pasta

[real tinsel]

nope

that's where i draw the line

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-weak-wimp-weak-sauce-weak-cant-handle-it-gif-13750035

[pastel quartz]

you think thats gonna stop me on my mission to piss off as many italians as possible?

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-jamesgandolfini-gif-5055312

[real tinsel]

i will eat your ass

[gloomy roost]

sad news

[sudden elm]

idk I put deer meat in pizza

[pastel quartz]

what does deer meat taste like

[sudden elm]

spaghetti

I mean

[gloomy roost]

They left our country a year or two ago but they had the best garlic bread of all the pizza places, plus they made chicken strips.

[placid sail]

mayonnaise and pelmeni is one of the most decadent meals I've ever eaten

[placid sail]

gonna get a bigger spoon then, weakling

[real tinsel]

how big is your ass

[placid sail]

untold amount of cake

for days

[real tinsel]

no need for spoon then

just gonna shove my face into the cake

[placid sail]

we're talking about gross inflation/obesity furry porn comission level of cake

you're gonna need a team of professionals and a lot of equipment to just set your foot in the land of cake

[real tinsel]

okay in exchange you can suck my stinky feet if you want

[sudden elm]

like shreaded beef

I buy mine from a hunter

[placid sail]

it's gonna be a whole series, half of the team will die, and the rest will be forever changed

[sudden elm]

store ones taste like shit

[placid sail]

I'll pass

[real tinsel]

i insist

[placid sail]

I pull out my shotgun

[stone blade]

your mom

heheheheeh

[real tinsel]

i put my soft dick in the shotgun hole and make it erect

[placid sail]

your duck is annihilated by a shot

[pastel quartz]

12gauge fleshlight round

[real tinsel]

i didn't need it anyway

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/1007598789504282684/oh_the_misery_SpongeBob.mp4

[real tinsel]

i make the shotgun my new dick

[placid sail]

you no longer have a reason to be horny, your only holding ground in brainfart is lost forever

[real tinsel]

i am still bald

[placid sail]

you're not american enough for this

[real tinsel]

but i am bald enough

[placid sail]

can you really converse with people about yourself being bald and nothing else?

[real tinsel]

yes

i distract you with my baldness, i steal your chromosomes, i win

[placid sail]

I'd say that's impossible, but Ivanko literally knows only two words in English and it's "hi" and "yes"

so sure

[real tinsel]

and despite that he's the favorite brainfart character

[grizzled meadow]

He learned another one

"mother"

[real tinsel]

no mom

[placid sail]

man brainfart is a bad influence

[grizzled meadow]

Right

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/997538388955631678/1007584611745943622/unknown-437.png

[pastel quartz]

i need to make this a crasher vid to really sell the joke

[real tinsel]

you mean like the video and sound glitches and shit

[pastel quartz]

the kind of vid that crashes discord

i know a guy

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown send that Breaking Bad video

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/DEijCuQqKhk

sad fart noises

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IMuLiNWyHg

[grizzled meadow]

He's clearly doing it on purpose

[placid sail]

doing what?

[abstract path]

Ah yes

[placid sail]

well sure, he's looking for that spot where the micro portal happens, but the point is, that's not supposed to happen at all

[heady crow]

Which one?

[placid sail]

you're not expecting that as a result when pointing at the wall, you're expecting to cross it

[heady crow]

Oh god that one

[real tinsel]

Caballero turned to a 2012 paper published in the journal Mathematical SETI(opens in new tab), in which researchers predicted that as many as 15,785 alien civilizations could theoretically share the galaxy with humans.

if there really are that many civilizations and like 1000 of them are type 1 then they'd have probably already made contact with us

[heady crow]

Source?

[abstract path]

Well i mean they don't know that we actually exist except the aliens so..

[real tinsel]

@placid sail give your superhuman opinions on this dumbass article

[real tinsel]

https://www.livescience.com/malicious-alien-civilizations-odds

[real tinsel]

i don't understand what you mean

[placid sail]

pure speculations

to rephrase

"proofs or gtfo"

[abstract path]

We have seen UFOs
Which means there is life outer space

[placid sail]

17 and gullible

[heady crow]

Source? You made it the fuck up

[real tinsel]

yeah but there's no solid proof that what we have seen is alien spacecraft

[real tinsel]

of course i made it the fuck up

[abstract path]

Well what if it's a time traveler then?

[real tinsel]

you think i can read?

[placid sail]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

go ahead and have a read

[heady crow]

About 40% of the time

[placid sail]

the test will be on next Friday

[placid sail]

oh that's a new one

and a nice tie to the main misery meme, nice

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a10-gif-8613361

[real tinsel]

wawa cat has ears now wtf

[placid sail]

and you, bud

should read this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_teapot

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I've found it on my own

Now I need the song

[real tinsel]

give me a summary, i don't get it

[lusty sonnet]

space stuff?

[placid sail]

here you go

https://youtu.be/LkRDPFNGN1s

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/wFvO9efIIXo

[real tinsel]

very epic thanks for sharing dumbolino

[placid sail]

science say many aliens, but no see aliens, where aliens?

[real tinsel]

where aliens

[grizzled meadow]

My man

[placid sail]

with your mom

[grizzled meadow]

Not my man

[lusty sonnet]

lotta space between us and alien

[real tinsel]

rude

[placid sail]

how dare you to refuse jerma

[placid sail]

you really expect me to give you a short answer for that?

okay, short answer

[real tinsel]

yea

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-bird-we-just-dont-know-question-mark-gif-15950567

[real tinsel]

understandable

so someone made an entire book's worth of thing about stuff he doesn't know

[placid sail]

it's all just educated speculations

[lusty sonnet]

welcome to philosophy

[real tinsel]

i think that i poop, therefore i shit myself

[placid sail]

aside from Crystal shouting ALIENS ARE REAL TIME TRAVEL IS REAL MY MOM BOUGHT ME COCA COLA AND WE WENT TO COLORADO WITH A GREEN MAN YIPEE

there's no solid evidence at all

[lusty sonnet]

ngl time travel is my number 1 hate in tv shows

[slate crown]

i believe there's definitely something out there

[placid sail]

tbf zombies are as unrealistic and impossible as the time travel, but everyone still love it

[slate crown]

beyond the cosmos

[real tinsel]

jerma is literally me fr

[placid sail]

just take it for what it is - pure fantasy for the sake of entertainment

[real tinsel]

when executed right, they're good

look at dishonored 2's 7th mission for example

[placid sail]

of course if fucking ends with a meatgrinder bit

[lusty sonnet]

zombies are chill, time travel just fucks up a story in 30 ways

[real tinsel]

to each their own man, i love time travel

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair

[placid sail]

zombies fuck up how biology works the same way time travel fucks up causal relationship and rules of space-time continuum, it's just much more obvious with time travel

[lusty sonnet]

it was ok in Umbrella Academy, but i've yet to see a good one

[real tinsel]

we already have zombie animals though

[placid sail]

the point is, it's still fun to watch

just forget about making it realistic

[lusty sonnet]

parasites that zombify animals do exist tho

[real tinsel]

zombie humans are basically same virus but upgraded to actually work on humans instead of straight up killing them

[placid sail]

indeed, but it's a much different story from fictional zombies

[real tinsel]

ah you meant that movie/game zombies are pretty much indestructible

[placid sail]

the closest thing we have for that is rabies

[real tinsel]

i was talking about rabies

[abstract path]

That's made up isn't it?

[placid sail]

indestructability, insanely long life expectancy of an infected species, improvement of physical characteristics for a long term without any side effects and so on and on and on

[real tinsel]

it's an analogy

[placid sail]

it's all just a giant biological plot hole

[abstract path]

What's an analogy though

[placid sail]

what's a teapot

[abstract path]

Never heard analogy
Only words with logy in it

Smth with science

Idk

[real tinsel]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/analogy

[abstract path]

Oh ok

Yeah i get it now lol

[placid sail]

the point of that analogy is, if you claim some shit exists, you have to prove it, otherwise it's a pointless to say it out loud

because I can say that there is an invisible intangible bald man flying above your house, and you can never prove me wrong

[abstract path]

I mean there once crashed an alien ship with actual aliens

And they did inspect the bodies indeed

[placid sail]

proof?

[abstract path]

It was years ago, it must be somewhere in the internet but i guess i will have to search for now ._.

[placid sail]

I mean, sure

[abstract path]

I know it is still there, just don't remember alot of it

[placid sail]

I've heard from somebody, that in St. Petersburg, there are some chickens

which you can actually milk

[lusty sonnet]

the pyramids are alien ships too

Stargate told me

[placid sail]

milkable chickens, pretty handy, right?

[abstract path]

You know what else we can milk

[lusty sonnet]

almonds

[abstract path]

Your mom

[placid sail]

and there it is, ladies and gentlemen

[real tinsel]

platypuses are live pancake dispensers because they give milk and egg

[real tinsel]

kinda expensive though

[lusty sonnet]

is possible

[placid sail]

what about flour tho you living dummy

[lusty sonnet]

actually dunno how they make almond milk

[real tinsel]

a liter of almond milk costs 10$ here

[placid sail]

milk + eggs is omelette, you'll still need flour

[real tinsel]

my ex wanted to become vegan but changed her mind after realizing how expensive it is

[abstract path]

Bahahah

[lusty sonnet]

lmao

[real tinsel]

oh yeah i forgot about that

find the flour yourself dumbass how is the platypus gonna give you flour

it can't shit flour for you

[placid sail]

then it is fake news

you are officially fake and gay

[real tinsel]

at least it dispenses milk and egg

[abstract path]

Ez

[real tinsel]

you can't buy milk and egg and keep it in the wild without it going to shit in a day

however platypus gives you fresh milk

[placid sail]

I will let you to settle on "living omelette dispensers"

[real tinsel]

bring 1 kg of flour with you and a platypus and you have 1 week's worth of pancake

[abstract path]

Lol

[placid sail]

also fun fact

platypus don't have teats

so they actually kind of sweat with milk

[abstract path]

Yeah i could have guessed

Cuz they sweat milk

Yeah

🤓

[real tinsel]

okay i didn't know that

[placid sail]

so the milking would prove difficult and... interesting

[real tinsel]

that kinda ruins my platypus omelette plan

[abstract path]

Lmao

[placid sail]

you sure give up easily

[lusty sonnet]

we went from aliens to platypus omelette

[placid sail]

should have at least I dunno

rubbed them

gently stroke the platypus to extract the milk

[real tinsel]

nope

just egg with flour

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

[abstract path]

I agree

[abstract path]

Lol

[abstract path]

Wut-

[placid sail]

good ending

[onyx birch]

Finally 🙏

[abstract path]

Technology nowadays, really

[placid sail]

it's not entirely honest to the neural network in question

all humans come into the net with already established principles and standards of moral and ethics, even the racist assholes

while the neural network is a completely blank state, which of course starts to suck up all the good stuff like a sponge, because racist and dramatic shit is the most resonant one

[abstract path]

I see...

[placid sail]

most of the assholes know they're talking hot shit when they do, except for a very few who are completely unhinged; neural network does not, however, it is merely a very complex set of algorithms

[abstract path]

Well
What about me?

[placid sail]

what about you?

[abstract path]

Huh

[real tinsel]

for some dumbass reason i can't make this my discord banner so to compensate for that i made it my facebook banner

[placid sail]

you mean, whether you have a set of ethics and morals or what?

[heady crow]

HAHAHAHAH LMAO

[placid sail]

if that's what you asking, of course you have one

[heady crow]

I saw that as a sticker on redbubble a few days ago

[abstract path]

Ofc i do but i am asking you how mine seem to be to you

[placid sail]

my impression of you is heavily limited by the shallowness of shitposting and conversing in brainfart, but I'd say you're somewhat adequate, leaning to the left, so to say, a bit gullible and naive due to age, all in all, a normal upstanding young european person

[real tinsel]

now do me do me

[placid sail]

bald psycho

[real tinsel]

exactly what i expected

[gloomy roost]

Damn

People getting eval's from Bz

[real tinsel]

you're very good at this bz11k

now do skully

[placid sail]

who is actually very, very conscientious partly due to the cultural background, partly because of the traumas

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-thanos-confused-eefar-thanos-scarlett-witch-scarlett-witch-gif-16041254

[real tinsel]

i am khaaytil

sorry changed my name again

[placid sail]

I'm sorry, my little brain can only storage so much imaginary people from the internet

I think he likes skulls

[real tinsel]

very good observation he DOES like skulls

his favorite was some weird ancient human skull

[real tinsel]

wait i thought this is skully

[placid sail]

no, that was you

[real tinsel]

ah

what does it mean

i don't think i'm "meticulous, careful"

[placid sail]

uhhh

my point is, you're trying to make things right, to not offend or bring harm to other people

despite having an image of insane brainfart idiot

[heady crow]

Man i dont even want to know what you think of me

[placid sail]

and though you have trust issues and numbness and shit, you're actually quite kind to people

[placid sail]

again, guys, it's just a shallow glance on a deep workings of a personality from the point of fucking brainfart posts

but I think you're pretty bright and focused on development of oneself, and not only physically, but mentally

though sometimes the sheer amount of bateman posting makes me doubt that

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail do me

[placid sail]

insufficient data: a greek guy with a decent historical knowledge of his homeland who refused to be my financial sugar daddy

[lusty sonnet]

almost 100% correct

[placid sail]

I'm honestly surprised I remember something about anybody here at all, my memory is usually even worse than that

[lusty sonnet]

we shitpost a lot of information and the fact you're invested in brainfart makes you retain a pretty gucci deal

even tho the shitposts and actual relevant content for your head are like 70/30

[placid sail]

khaaytil done you dirty

[lusty sonnet]

oh yeah i know

i like that, adds some mystery

[placid sail]

wait wtf

@real tinsel why is crystal supposed to be dead on august 6, 2022?

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1007628277906686032/redditsave.com_91m8zormo4h91.gif

cool rocks ❤️

[pastel quartz]

Cam on ingerland

[stone blade]

ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1007635375545651240/redditsave.com_m9niv8e9a9h91.gif

[slate crown]

reminds me of joe

[stone blade]

joe rogan

[grizzled meadow]

Jobamna

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtG7f_KLEnY

[silk oracle]

Best captcha I ever had

[slate crown]

wish my captchas were like this

instead i get this

i genuinely was stuck on a captcha for 30 minutes

[abstract path]

Same

[slate crown]

those fucking traffic lights

fucks me up fam

[abstract path]

Bro this guy is kinda ded inside

[silk oracle]

Bro on god, I could not create a fucking twitch accoutn because I was stuck on this shit for literally 2 days

[stone blade]

CRYSTALLLL

!!!!!

[abstract path]

What

[stone blade]

🔪

[abstract path]

Hi

[stone blade]

hi

[silk oracle]

I ended up contacting support, we could not figure the problem out, so they literally created an account for me, without a captcha xD

[abstract path]

Kill yourself :)

[stone blade]

no u

haha

die

[abstract path]

Hahaha

Yes

[slate crown]

i was high as fuck when it happened to me

[silk oracle]

same probably

[slate crown]

i couldn't stop staring at the fire hydrants

[stone blade]

fascinating things really

they just
spawn water out of nowhere

how!?

[slate crown]

nah bro it's from joe

[stone blade]

ooke

[real tinsel]

he said something like "i'm dead" so i registered him as officially dead

[real tinsel]

there isn't even anything worth comparing, biden wins

[placid sail]

fair enough

[real tinsel]

i've never been stuck on a captcha for more than 2 minutes

[grizzled meadow]

OBAMNA... 🥺 👿

[real tinsel]

the one time i was stuck for 2 minutes is because they asked me a math question

[slate crown]

it'll happen to you, not now, not tomorrow, but it WILL happen

[real tinsel]

i will simply close the window

[slate crown]

this is what I get for using a bootleg vpn

[slate crown]

me

[real tinsel]

how are you italian and maidenless

[slate crown]

you just answered your own question

[grizzled meadow]

Actually me

[real tinsel]

italians are like the hottest people

and you sir are on top 5

[slate crown]

i guess bruno is all of our top1

[placid sail]

do it again.

[real tinsel]

unbelievable that my bald ass got pussy and your hot italian ass hasn't

[placid sail]

ESCALATE

[real tinsel]

i call bullshit

falco has sex like twice a day, he's shitting us

[placid sail]

you've just answered your own question indeed

see, italians are hot

all italians are hot

[grizzled meadow]

You asked for it

[placid sail]

Falco is not competing with us, he's competing with other italians

which are hot

which nullifies his advantage

[placid sail]

are you slowly turning into Crystal

[real tinsel]

i am bald, have social anxiety and am pretty much an autistic schizo

he's the pizza man

[placid sail]

he's a pizza man among other pizza men! don't you get it?

[real tinsel]

i refuse to believe falco is a virgin, he's normaller than me

[placid sail]

being fucked up is actually a benefit in that case

some people are weak for that shit, no cap, bussin

[slate crown]

falco irl

[real tinsel]

you mean people like that i'm an autistic schizo with a dip of psychopathy

[placid sail]

yes

some people are legit into crazy

[slate crown]

guilty

[placid sail]

besides, you are actually quite favourable, cos you're kind and attentive to others

[real tinsel]

ahh so that's where the crazies have the best pussy comes from

i have the best pussy

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-dying-gif-26003230

[slate crown]

bussy*

[stone blade]

anyone have the video of this?

[real tinsel]

you could've just said you want to peg me

[slate crown]

gotchu fam

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not btw, since we're sharing personal things (as always)

[abstract path]

I need more watah

[real tinsel]

falco lore update

[placid sail]

and, if Falco would forgive me for speculating about him... I guess our pizza man is not quite sociable (lives with parents, studies in IT), so there is probably few interactions with grills happening, therefore niente puttane

also possibly introverted nature on its own

waid hold on

HOLD THE PHONE

[placid sail]

POGGERS

@real tinsel edit his tab this instant

[real tinsel]

already edited

i'm speed

[abstract path]

Speed

[placid sail]

(still probably not a lot of bitches going on there, but good for him to score anyway)

[abstract path]

True

I got someone who is kinda like me

Multi-talent
A bit of everything

[placid sail]

it doesn't matter anyway, jokes aside, it's not a thing worth focusing all your attention on, unless you're still very young

[abstract path]

Wdym

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

That's funny

[real tinsel]

i think if you're young you should be more focused on getting your ass financially stable

getting into a relationship stuff can (and should) come later, when you're a proper adult

[placid sail]

what I mean is, there is certain fixation in many cultures of the world to have as much action as possible and to have all the sexes you can get, but unless you're full of hormones from puberty, it eventually fades away, and actual social interaction and personality goes first

[abstract path]

I do agree

[placid sail]

that would be smart

and smart is not something young people do, and understandably so

[real tinsel]

in our country if you're a guy who has lots of sex you're like the coolest dude but if you're a girl then you're a whore

[abstract path]

Lmao

[placid sail]

however, younger generations do tend to think more you've explained it there

[abstract path]

True

[grizzled meadow]

Ah, Boogie2988, he's still alive, still fat

[slate crown]

im prepping to become a househusband so im gucci

[grizzled meadow]

And yes like I said I know every reference

You can't stop me

[real tinsel]

i'm both

[placid sail]

do you have that joke about the wise man and two candies, one with the wrapper, one without, too?

[real tinsel]

my ex legit wanted me to become a househusband

[real tinsel]

no

[placid sail]

interesting

[real tinsel]

okay say it

[real tinsel]

this looks like something your gf would do to you

[slate crown]

not far off

[abstract path]

Mine wantet me to be idk what anymore

[placid sail]

it's just a dumb joke-parable which is supposed to make choosing a woman with no prior sexual interactions a desired choice an obvious one

[abstract path]

Their little pet i guess

._.

[placid sail]

with an analogy of choosing between a candy with a wrapper or without it

[real tinsel]

wtf man why does being a househusband make you their pet

you should stop looking for relationships in kitty cat discord servers

[placid sail]

it usually surfaces in the context of our southern citizens, since they too think as yours do

[abstract path]

Idk, I'm more of a guy that does a bit of everything and knows an average ammount of everything

[abstract path]

I didn't meet them there, that' the thing

It was even more hilarious

I met them in a little server

Where i was their "cg" aka caregiver

I did take care of them but their "little space" slowly faded away after months too

It was actually fun learning how it works, it's some kinda coping mechanism

[real tinsel]

crystal you're describing a kitty cat server

[abstract path]

I am not.

[real tinsel]

read what you wrote

[grizzled meadow]

This is me talking to Crystal

[abstract path]

That wasn't a kitty cat server and it was one fucking year ago

I wasn't even here when it happened

[grizzled meadow]

Guys play the song and read what she's writing

It's fucking perfect

[slate crown]

actual npc quest lookin ass

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal I'm joking you know it's all a ruse don't beat me again with that belt please I beg you

[abstract path]

The little server i was in, or me and they were in got shut down like many months ago due to big big discord drama and false accusation

[real tinsel]

oblivion theme is a banger though

[abstract path]

They did make a new one though (i was not surprised)

Me and them usually just playd roblox and mc and that's all

[real tinsel]

one deleted kitty cat server is equal to 2 new kitty cat servers

[placid sail]

was that a gaming server or what is it?

[abstract path]

I agree

[abstract path]

Something similar

More of a bit of a hangout server

[placid sail]

please tell me you weren't roleplaying as a healslut mercy

[abstract path]

People were nice, a bit weird but nice

[abstract path]

What the fuck are you thinking.

[slate crown]

you just described most furries

[abstract path]

And myself too ig

[real tinsel]

do you think falco is a furry? since he works in IT and stuff

[placid sail]

we've discussed the concept recently with my friends, apparently used to be a thing when overwatch was still alive

I uh

I can't show you the rules without being banned

[slate crown]

nah falcos too chad to be a furry

[abstract path]

._. Heresy

[placid sail]

chance is low

but never zero

[abstract path]

Super low

I doubt that falco is a furry

[placid sail]

maybe falco isn't keen for sitting in vc for too long

[real tinsel]

he could be though

[abstract path]

Could

[placid sail]

not because he's shy of his relatives hearing him talk

but because eventually he'll slip and start barking

[abstract path]

He's italian leave him be

[real tinsel]

the italian persona is a guise for his fursona

[abstract path]

And his heavy accent?

[placid sail]

what's your italiansona khaaytil

[real tinsel]

luigi

[abstract path]

Lol

[placid sail]

solid choice

[pastel quartz]

anthropomorphic pizza

[abstract path]

What the fuck

No

[placid sail]

in a cute way or body horror kind of way?

[pastel quartz]

hold on im gonna check if thats a real thing

[slate crown]

Basta.

[onyx birch]

Just

no

[pastel quartz]

either one works

[real tinsel]

you're gonna check if human pizza is a real thing

[onyx birch]

[pastel quartz]

yea it is btw

[real tinsel]

prove

[placid sail]

well well well

[pastel quartz]

oh fuck that image is tiny

[real tinsel]

unbelievable

[placid sail]

hello there sweety

[real tinsel]

i am flabbergasted

[real tinsel]

they even have sex pizza

what has the world come to

time for cyanide pill

[abstract path]

Stupidity.

Judgement.

[real tinsel]

hello my baby hello my darling hello my pizza time gal

[placid sail]

I didn't ask it for nothing

[placid sail]

because, you see

the difference can be quite...striking

[abstract path]

Fuck no

[slate crown]

hot

[slim osprey]

God damn

What is going on?

[real tinsel]

talking about pizzas and fursonas

[abstract path]

We have gone from kitten servers to sexy pizza

[slim osprey]

I saw Falco and furry in the same message

[abstract path]

Yeah

You did

[placid sail]

you've heard it first folks

[slim osprey]

Ngl

[abstract path]

But now we need to see it

[slim osprey]

Italians are kinda sus

[abstract path]

Lol

[abstract path]

I sorta agree

Then again

Falco still seems alright to me ngl 👍

[real tinsel]

i believe crystal because it takes a furry to know a furry

[slim osprey]

Even if Falco is a furry, I still love them

[real tinsel]

how many people is falco

[abstract path]

Very true

[slim osprey]

Actually

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow Have you read that "thing" I sent you a while ago?

[abstract path]

Oh shit

[slim osprey]

Depending on your answer, I'm gonna guess if you are a furry or not

[abstract path]

Now it's getting real

[placid sail]

cropol manifesto in DMs

[slim osprey]

lol

[slate crown]

brainfart fursona arc is commencing

[placid sail]

everyone should have a fursona (enforced by rules and bannable offence if there's none)

[abstract path]

Well i can't draw

[real tinsel]

i choose naked cat

[slim osprey]

I ain't a furry, but with a pfp like mine no one will believe me

So I'll use it as my fursona

[abstract path]

I will choose

Moth

[slim osprey]

Good choice

[placid sail]

my fursona is a molding piece of cheese because technically it's kind of an animal

[grizzled meadow]

What thing

[abstract path]

Because kings of the night

[slim osprey]

The origin of this

[abstract path]

Oh god

that manga

[slim osprey]

You asked for it

[abstract path]

Xd

[slim osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

Ah that thing

I still need to read it

[placid sail]

what's your fursona mayo

[upbeat bobcat]

Your mom

[grizzled meadow]

For a moment I thought it was Crystal asking me something

Then I saw the pic

[abstract path]

Lmao

[slim osprey]

Okay he hasn't read the thing

He's not a furry, for now

[placid sail]

you stinky meanie

[upbeat bobcat]

You asked for it

[real tinsel]

he'll eventually come to the right side

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm even scared to think about "fursona"

[real tinsel]

weakling

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean look at my pfp

[real tinsel]

we're both dogs

[upbeat bobcat]

isn't it obvious

[abstract path]

i mean i did

[slim osprey]

So what do you think?

[placid sail]

you can be the bane of furry servers

[abstract path]

Idk what do you think about it?

[placid sail]

a creepy ass smiling dog with human teeth

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-dead-monkey-gif-14754959

[lavish dragon]

@grizzled meadow Gonna submit my Safe Start mod on moddb. I need a picture. Suggestions? Was thinking of using this.

[slim osprey]

Valid answer

And

[placid sail]

none can straight up shame you, but everyone is fucking scared

[slim osprey]

I think nothing of it

[abstract path]

Hm

[abstract path]

Well i liked it ig? It didn't seem like alot, just desperate talk and sexual intercourse but das all

Idk what to think of it much ohnestly 😶

[real tinsel]

i am done chatting with you maidenless hobos, i will now retrieve to play dishonored for 12 hours

[abstract path]

I have my partner but okay gl in dishonored

[slim osprey]

Just the internet being the internet

[abstract path]

Yep

[lusty sonnet]

kitty cat server?

[abstract path]

Late

[lusty sonnet]

we're all falco's kitty cats

[placid sail]

gn girl, I'll see you tomorrow

[slim osprey]

Ah hell nah

[abstract path]

Aw hell naw

[placid sail]

yes

[real tinsel]

he's got moves

[placid sail]

big ass black tits

swinging in the air

[abstract path]

"But...that's alright"
Bro, he actually sounds kinda weird no 🧢

[placid sail]

he's youtube shitposter

[real tinsel]

he shits on youtube

[placid sail]

HOLD UP

[real tinsel]

rightly so

[abstract path]

Oh i see

[placid sail]

STOP THE PRESS

[real tinsel]

fuck youtube

[placid sail]

I'VE JUST SEEN PUNISHED GTANIL IN VC FOR A SECOND

WHAT WAS THAT

[abstract path]

WHAT

[lusty sonnet]

proof?

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow ALARM

[lusty sonnet]

source?

[placid sail]

I swear on ya mom I've seen it

[lusty sonnet]

okay i believe you

[real tinsel]

oh shit he's right

[placid sail]

he just popped in at gamma vc and immediately dissappeard

[slate crown]

gtanil if you're out there i just wanna say

[placid sail]

AH SEE

[slate crown]

😂

[lusty sonnet]

@clear prism explain yourself

[placid sail]

@clear prism you asshole you've made falco cry with tomato sauce

[slate crown]

he's muted you dum fuc

but what warcrimes did he committed to get such punishment

[placid sail]

so that was an inside job all along

[lusty sonnet]

denied Falco's romantic advances?

[placid sail]

Gamma server sexual scandal (RAW)(GONE FURRY)

[slate crown]

(GONE SEXUAL) (MODS CALLED)

[placid sail]

(NUDE MODS INSTALLED)

[real tinsel]

oh shit discord sesrver nude modes

i can finally see what bz11k's hobo dick looks like

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-points-gun-gun-shoot-gif-3298902

fuck around

[real tinsel]

penis pistol

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

This image sprinkles USA all over the place

[slate crown]

bwuh

[grizzled meadow]

What

[lavish dragon]

Decided on this

[narrow lotus]

can confirm i was there with him

[slate crown]

ok now he noticed it

[grizzled meadow]

THE BASTARD

@clear prism

[grizzled meadow]

FUCKING BASTARD

COME BACK

FUCKING ANDREW

[placid sail]

the plot thickens

and Falco erects

[grizzled meadow]

I swear if this is a joke

[eager quest]

HES MUTED

IS HE BACK?

[placid sail]

he's currently muted though

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT

MUTED HOW

[gloomy roost]

Why was he muted tho

[slate crown]

wait falco can't you unmute him?

[grizzled meadow]

WHO MUTED HIM

[eager quest]

YE HES MUTED

[gloomy roost]

Ask pancake

[grizzled meadow]

IUTR'S TRUE

IT'S TRUE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[narrow lotus]

wait how

[grizzled meadow]

ANDREW IS BACK

[placid sail]

lmao Falco get yourself together

[grizzled meadow]

p!unmute @clear prism MY MAN

[foggy mantle]

@clear prism has been unmuted.

[narrow lotus]

p!unmute gtanil

[foggy mantle]

That user is not muted.

[grizzled meadow]

GET ON MY LEVEL

[narrow lotus]

fucking falco

[lusty sonnet]

HMMMM

[grizzled meadow]

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

[grizzled meadow]

@clear prism THE ABSOLUTE BASTARD

[slate crown]

REJOICE

[grizzled meadow]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

[slim osprey]

Man's got caps locked

[grizzled meadow]

I DON'T CARE, MY MANS IS BACK

HE CAN TALK

[slim osprey]

He's excited

[clear prism]

My death has been... greatly exaggerated.

[narrow lotus]

@grizzled meadow he literally got thanos snapped

[slate crown]

OUR BOI IS BACK

[grizzled meadow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lusty sonnet]

HE IS BACK

[slim osprey]

God damn

[lusty sonnet]

THE SECOND COMING OF ANDREW

[placid sail]

lmao Falco is about to pass out

[clear prism]

After my battle with Discord ToS, I managed to recover my account once more

[gloomy roost]

[eager quest]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[slim osprey]

Second coming of Jesus ain't got shit on this

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel WRITE IT DOWN, UPDATE THE FUCKING LORE

[narrow lotus]

actual chad

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[clear prism]

It was basically this

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

@heady crow

[placid sail]

ah, so it had something to do with Discord after all

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[grizzled meadow]

BACK WITH A FUCKING GOLDEN MEME

[narrow lotus]

yes, i would like my account back - gtanil

[grizzled meadow]

NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES IN

AND ALREADY A GOLDEN MEME

MY MAN ANDREW II

[eager quest]

@clear prism WELCOME BACK BUT UNFORTUNATELY I HAVENT CALLED HER YET

[placid sail]

but what did you do?

[gloomy roost]

Damn, were you terrorizing some pansy server

[clear prism]

Motherfucker

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[lusty sonnet]

probs being german, that's what he did

[clear prism]

Call her already

[slate crown]

brainfart was a barren wasteland without you gtanil

[clear prism]

I may have been involved in a little trolling

[lusty sonnet]

WE NEED ALL THE LORE

[grizzled meadow]

@clear prism YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I EVEN PINNED ONE MESSAGE OF YOURS

[eager quest]

idk ive constantly gotten busy, pissed off, depressed and so on

and at the very moment im not even home

[gloomy roost]

Trolling certain individuals are we Tanil G?

[clear prism]

This is, of course, a true statement

[grizzled meadow]

I dreamed this day

I still can't believe it

[narrow lotus]

i mean i can get behind that statement

[lusty sonnet]

every day is gtanil day now

[placid sail]

well, hope you didn't actually make anything vicious

as per customary

let me shake your hand

[grizzled meadow]

YES

FINALLY

LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[clear prism]

I just want to shake your hand.

[grizzled meadow]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES FUCKING FINALLY

[slate crown]

this calls for a celebration of epic proportions

for the man is back

[grizzled meadow]

Done

[clear prism]

Oh goodness gracious

[lusty sonnet]

YES

[clear prism]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

Man you can't understand how sad I was

I didn't even have a way to contact you

[eager quest]

im sad everyday

[placid sail]

khaaytil gonna come back from his dishaired 2 binge and see how Falco and the rest of the brainfart lost its meatballs completely

[clear prism]

Not to worry, my friend. I shall always return to brainfart

[real tinsel]

he didn't even touch his pizza

[grizzled meadow]

The bastard is here

[clear prism]

Not even Discord Administration can stop me

[placid sail]

oh hey you're still here

[real tinsel]

yes i don't have enough energy to play games right now

[placid sail]

understandable

now you get to enjoy gtanil's dad jokes instead

[heady crow]

Hey andrew

[clear prism]

Salutations

[eager quest]

wait his name is andrew?

[clear prism]

Hold up, someone said Dad jokes?

[placid sail]

here we go

[eager quest]

thats one thing in common i guess

[real tinsel]

no it's gtanitanilgh

[clear prism]

I do not trust those trees. They seem kind of shady, bro

[placid sail]

dies

[slate crown]

there it is

[eager quest]

my waist isnt small

[real tinsel]

shut it skully

[slate crown]

it's compact

[placid sail]

why do you keep calling ghosty skully

did I miss some lore

[real tinsel]

his name is skully

[placid sail]

but

[slate crown]

let's just say he had a "brainfart"

[placid sail]

ah

[lusty sonnet]

now we know how falco will react if one of us gets yeeted somehow

[gloomy roost]

Names simply slide off of Kha's brain, he calls everyone something else

[real tinsel]

he'd commit cyanide pill if i was the one that's gone

[placid sail]

I doubt that we will produce the same effect

perhaps, bruno

or kha

[real tinsel]

yeah sure skully

[lusty sonnet]

just make a sneaky exit

[eager quest]

stop calling me skully

[real tinsel]

okay skully

what should i call you

[clear prism]

Skully is Skully

[placid sail]

I'm impressed that not only his bald head has remembered my nickname but the irl name too

even flattered

[real tinsel]

how else can i do the thing to you

the name exposing thing

[placid sail]

oh it was for the sake of exposing me

[clear prism]

You want to expose someone?

[placid sail]

ok

[eager quest]

call me ghosty or andrew idc

andrew is real name

[clear prism]

I do not recommend, you will likely end up with Discord in your E-mails

[real tinsel]

okay skully

[placid sail]

dude try to stay out of jail at least for a day

[gloomy roost]

He keeps his lore page open so that he doesn't forget

[eager quest]

look outside your window

[clear prism]

Look bro, the guy had it coming

[lusty sonnet]

WE NEED THE FULL LORE

[eager quest]

i know 10 people's ips that arent friends of mine

but i wont incriminate myself

[slim osprey]

Share the lore bro

[placid sail]

that's... slightly concerning

[slim osprey]

C'mon, don't leave us hanging

[lusty sonnet]

ay broskis my ip is 127.0.0.1, come look at my website

[eager quest]

i dont need to know ur ip, ur french

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[clear prism]

Let us say, a certain someone who was doing a certain grooming action was being a very big bitch