#🎪bruh-fart

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grizzled meadow
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WHAT

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Watch it now

real tinsel
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i like the original more

stone blade
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i like your mom more

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haahahahahaha]

grizzled meadow
foggy mantleBOT
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check @real tinsel has been muted.

stone blade
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well

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deserved

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he wont be missed

stone blade
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oh hi kha

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welcome back

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we didnt miss you

real tinsel
stone blade
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what?

real tinsel
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so if i was ACTUALLY gone nobody would post my favorite aunty donna clip?

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disappointed

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fuck you ivan

stone blade
abstract path
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Which onw

real tinsel
abstract path
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My father

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I'd just leave

stone blade
real tinsel
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fuck

stone blade
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i will just erase you

real tinsel
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sounds better actually

stone blade
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you wont be dead

abstract path
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Here is an eraser

stone blade
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but you wont be existing anymore either

real tinsel
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yeah sounds better

stone blade
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🤝

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agreeing with kha since 1939

lusty sonnet
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also me

grizzled meadow
real tinsel
abstract path
real tinsel
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anyone who has the shortest name is always better

abstract path
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That's a lie tho

grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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longer name just indicates insane amounts of egoistic stuff

abstract path
real tinsel
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i leave every woman i talk to speechless

heady crow
placid sail
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please

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I beg you

grizzled meadow
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You don't understand

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Maybe I'll watch it tonight, I don't know

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So I'll finally understand why the dude is dancing

real tinsel
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i watched the clip of him dancing

grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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he just dances because it's a party

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i watched some scenes from it so it seems like a good movie

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won't be watching the whole thing though because 2 hours is just too much for me

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i have the attention span of a toddler

placid sail
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my friend legit thought it's two separate actors

heady crow
real tinsel
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chair guy looks a lot like taron egerton from a distance

grizzled meadow
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You're telling me it's the same person?

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What

placid sail
real tinsel
grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
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there's a movie?

placid sail
real tinsel
grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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penis pizza mamma mia

grizzled meadow
placid sail
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if I got it right

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it's basically about twins who are gangsters

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bri'ish

real tinsel
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yeah but one of them is funny the other one is serious

lusty sonnet
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ayo it's one Netflix

heady crow
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alright we watching it

real tinsel
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stream it falco

heady crow
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we can use that one plugin that syncs our netflixes so we watch it at the same time

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heady crow
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so its legal here too

abstract path
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I will always talk back dw

real tinsel
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man i forgot you identify as vagina today

lusty sonnet
real tinsel
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i was trying to understand what you're saying

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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valo, movie or just playing with you?

heady crow
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yes GrokChadGAMMA

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id be up for anything. Would be fun to hangout in vc with you and see how we click

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but im going to my cottage with friends tomorrow doe

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real tinsel
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falco is it true that in finland you go into saunas naked

abstract path
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Holy shit it might actually be true

heady crow
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how else

lusty sonnet
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we'll click just like a seat belt does

real tinsel
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i meant like fully naked

heady crow
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yeah

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do you want me to explain more of that side of sauna etiquette

lusty sonnet
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he's still processing

heady crow
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its just guys being dudes sitting in a hot room side by side while nakes

grizzled meadow
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Not entirely naked

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With a towel

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Right?

heady crow
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?

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nah?

real tinsel
lusty sonnet
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lmaooo

real tinsel
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i asked my question and he answered

lusty sonnet
grizzled meadow
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So literally naked with dick and balls in plain view

heady crow
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yeah

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why does this weird you guys out

real tinsel
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i'm not insecure about my dick but i'd prefer not being naked around people who aren't my sexual partner

heady crow
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well thats too bad if you are gonna come to finland and go to a sauna with me

lusty sonnet
heady crow
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thank god someone

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you are a good man ares

grizzled meadow
radiant grove
lusty sonnet
heady crow
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its like you guys havent seen your friends naked several times

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but by this reaction prolly not

real tinsel
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not really man i'm kinda not into seeing other people's genitals

lusty sonnet
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Falco and Bruno in the sauna

heady crow
grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
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exactly

heady crow
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you guys interested in seeing male genitalia?

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sounds gay

grizzled meadow
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It's not really about seeing male genitalia

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It's more about knowing that you're naked and everybody else is naked as well

stone blade
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literally us

lusty sonnet
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all of us

grizzled meadow
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We lost Andrew but at least we have Ares now...

stone blade
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my man vans :((

grizzled meadow
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Vans was something else...

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Too based for this server...

stone blade
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he will forever be remembered

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i hope he's doing ok

plucky void
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based?

stone blade
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seeing he was a walking reactor and whatnit

plucky void
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on what?

stone blade
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only a few here remember the might of vans pebbles

plucky void
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r/whoosh

real tinsel
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haha you have been rwooshed ivan

lusty sonnet
stone blade
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🍴 🍴 🍴

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me and my tiny pot

grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
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bullying smh

real tinsel
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mods in this server are unbelievable

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bunch of power trippers

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especially this falco guy

grizzled meadow
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This is @heady crow

real tinsel
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i bet he's not even italian, he's saying it just to get in my pants

grizzled meadow
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Who knows

real tinsel
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i know

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i live in your walls

grizzled meadow
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Come out then...

real tinsel
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i lied i don't actually live in your walls

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i have been lying to all of you for the past 8 months

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bunch of gullible kids i swear

night sail
abstract path
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Americans

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They say i live in the shadows

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Yes, i live in your walls bitch

plucky void
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what's with the hate boner towards america in this server kekleo

abstract path
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Idk dude they be judging me lol

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Not me

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I just say americans

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And that's it

abstract path
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And i hate them all for a passion

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And then their turbo capitalism

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Ew

plucky void
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ngl that sounds a bit weird no cap fr fr ong

abstract path
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Bro 💀

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I used to fuckin E-date smh

real tinsel
# abstract path Breh?

they are right though man you always put the most unnecessary input while people are talking

abstract path
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Yeah i know 👍

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I'm the perfect socializer

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And people live with me for no reason 😶

real tinsel
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nah if you do that irl you'd find really quickly that it doesn't make you a perfect socializer

abstract path
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Well irl i don't do that that's the thing

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It's the internet

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And i do not care kekw

real tinsel
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it doesn't make you a perfect socializer on the internet either

abstract path
real tinsel
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yeah sure

abstract path
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You can already see i am not even taking this seriously 👍

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Anyways

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Does your day go well

gloomy roost
abstract path
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I agree

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Totally agree

pastel quartz
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ong fr fr 💦

abstract path
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Lol

heady crow
abstract path
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Random server of mine

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I was desperate enough but ppls are ugly there and there can also be pedophiles

heady crow
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With that name the pedophile part is kinda expected kekw

abstract path
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Lmao yeah kekw

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Bro there was someone who wantet to be my sugar daddy i was like bruh

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Get the fuck out

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Ohnestly the server is cringe but i only joined it at this points for the emojis

heady crow
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You could have just scammed him and made a new acc

abstract path
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LMAO

heady crow
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A couple of my friends have gotten free nitros by portraying as egirls

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Or so they tell

abstract path
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I didn't really want to but like fr just big brain

abstract path
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I tell this to literally EVERYONE that doesn't know how to get free nitro

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It is the most hilarious and yet most effective way of getting nitro

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Get a good e-girl pfp

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Type "i want free nitro" im your profile and in 4 days or so boom

heady crow
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Share the hustle salute

gloomy roost
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heady crow
real tinsel
gloomy roost
heady crow
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Ofc in mixed saunas everyone usually wears swim wear if you arent related

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Never really seen towels used apart from media tho

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And swim wear is usually forbidden in public saunas bcs of chlorine

placid sail
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I personally find it uncomfortable to sit without swimming pants or towel in the sauna, but usually everyone goes naked to sauna in our parts

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unless it's some fitness club or yeah, mixed sauna with women

heady crow
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And towel and swimming shorts/pants sounds unbearable to me in a sauna

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But i dislike swimming shorts in general so eh

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Speedos are the way

placid sail
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lmao

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mr sexo

heady crow
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Oh you know it

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But in water polo you can only wear speedos

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Or 2 pairs of speedos at the same time

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So swimming with shit grabbing onto my thighs is uncomfortable

real tinsel
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in my parts people wear shorts and t-shirt to the sea sometimes

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bz11k what was mayka in english

placid sail
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t-shirt

abstract path
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Ah yes

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Russian

real tinsel
placid sail
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also yeah southern people tend to swim fully clothed

plucky void
real tinsel
heady crow
placid sail
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when I've visited Dubai in my childhood, it was kinda weird

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when they do it the sea, sure

abstract path
placid sail
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but when several clothed people goes to swim in a relatively small swimming pool, almost fully clothed?

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oh also I think I've seen a turd there once

heady crow
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Bz why must you make me feel so disturbed

placid sail
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cos I was disturbed too!

heady crow
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The feeling of wet fabric sticking onto skin while in water

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:(((((

placid sail
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agreed, ew

real tinsel
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what the fuck man how do people shit in a pool and get away with it

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i've only seen a turd in sea

placid sail
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animals

placid sail
heady crow
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Ye i tend not to think about whats in pool water

real tinsel
heady crow
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God knows how many liters of it i have drank over the years

real tinsel
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forcibly opens your mouth towards the wave

placid sail
heady crow
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Pretty much

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Those 2km swims without rest hit hard

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Gotta take a few sips here and there you know?

placid sail
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nods and quietly shudders in disgust

real tinsel
heady crow
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Well i mean

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Idk its just swimming

placid sail
heady crow
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Untill you get gigatired, technique gets sloppy, you breathe on every stroke, the before cold water is now burning hot, you crash into the lane markers often

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At one point its just dragging yourself forward till the last call comes

real tinsel
heady crow
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When i get to the military and get a buzz cut i can say im just like you

real tinsel
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buzz cut leaves hair, i am pure bald

heady crow
real tinsel
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not right now because my hair grew back

heady crow
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Pics?

real tinsel
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no

heady crow
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Well i tried

real tinsel
# heady crow

finland looks like a kid sitting on a dude's head waving

heady crow
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Disrespectful of you to compare the finnish maiden to a kid on a dude

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Well tbf the soviets did cut off one of her arms

gloomy roost
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Did she live

real tinsel
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skully wtf

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so rude

gloomy roost
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After her arm was cut off

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Mf

real tinsel
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rude

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you can't send cat stickers anymore

gloomy roost
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Yeah

real tinsel
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stinky skull

gloomy roost
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Negative effects of not posting cats

gloomy roost
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He's florrbin

real tinsel
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the cat has gone absolutely flop

plucky void
heady crow
abstract path
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Guys

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My legs still hurt

grizzled meadow
# heady crow Ye i get what youre saying, was just joking around. But to me its just completel...

Yeah of course, for you it's a cultural thing, for me it's obviously strange because, well, it's odd, it's not something that happen everyday, especially in a mental context where being naked can be a reason of bullying, small things and all that
It's also a thing about not be "good enough", again, small things down there
It's a mixed bag but I'm sure that for you since it's cultural, it doesn't work like that

stone blade
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Hi

grizzled meadow
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Yes I did sleep but animals woke me up

stone blade
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Hi

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stalkerpeepohappy ❤️

plucky void
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alo

stone blade
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АЛЕЕ!!!

slate crown
stone blade
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same

slate crown
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i had the worst hangover last night

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i think imma stop drinking alcohol for awhile now

mighty ridge
stone blade
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привет даа))

mighty ridge
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Хорошего человека ответ )

stone blade
slate crown
slate crown
stone blade
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i think that's how you say it

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not 100% sure

stone blade
slate crown
stone blade
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❤️ ❤️

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🍴 👤

mighty ridge
stone blade
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даа)))

plucky void
stone blade
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tru

plucky void
stone blade
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oh

slate crown
grizzled meadow
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Dumbolin is already a brainfarter

slate crown
stone blade
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your mom is a brainfarter

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hahaahahaha

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man

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french black metal sounds so evil

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i love it

lusty sonnet
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gotta love official government phishing mails that come from a gmail

slate crown
stone blade
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gotta start the day off right

heady crow
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at times its fuckall wacky or disgusting sounding like

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often times both at the same time

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theres something to the language

lusty sonnet
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bonjour

heady crow
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but then again more symphonic bands like vehemence make it sound not so fucked up

heady crow
# lusty sonnet ***bonjour***

"Les Grandes Compagnies" album 2019.

GRYLLE : medieval black metal. No guitars, no synthesizers.

Hyvermor : vocals, flutes, luthes, drums and various other things.
Griesche : vocals, flute
Björn : mandolin
Lazareth : brass sections
Monarque : guest vocals

Stéphane : soundmix

0:00 - En la forest dennuyeuse tristesse
3:48 - Les Dernières Fé...

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check out this album to know what im talking aboyt

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its blackened folk so not exactly metal

stone blade
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🔩

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the bolt from bolt thrower

lusty sonnet
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thought you were gonna send Gojira tbh

heady crow
heady crow
lusty sonnet
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seen them live once

stone blade
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gojira is death not black

lusty sonnet
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pretty mediocre

stone blade
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we like black

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we like our music sounding like 1000 angry wasps

lusty sonnet
heady crow
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oh yeah dude its boomin

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like i said its folk music with black metal influences

lusty sonnet
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it is approved

stone blade
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korpiklaani music

heady crow
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but it doesent have anything that would define it as metal exactly

lusty sonnet
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@heady crow you heard about rotting christ?

stone blade
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I still think 1914 - where weapons and fear meet is one of the best albums lately released

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shits bussin

heady crow
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One of the more popular greek bm bands

lusty sonnet
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i like their themes ngl

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and they don't sing only in greek/english

stone blade
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i bet they sing about kratos

heady crow
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Mhm any album reccs from them? Have tried to get into the greek black metal scene a few times but never succeeded

stone blade
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where's the femboy black metal

lusty sonnet
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i listen to this on slow days at work

heady crow
stone blade
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no it's called power metal

slate crown
heady crow
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Nah rabm aka red and anarchist black metal

heady crow
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Ty

lusty sonnet
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👍

stone blade
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why does nobody talk about nile/scarab/maat tho

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im sad

slate crown
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im kind of a newbie when it comes to black metal

stone blade
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ty rice

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they're death

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oh oh oh!!!

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ATRAMENTUS GUYS

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it's good stuff

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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Provided to YouTube by Rhino

Burn In Hell · Brides of Lucifer

Brides Of Lucifer

℗ 2018 Akephalos Records. Under exclusive license to Rhino Entertainment Company.

Mixer: Ace Zec
Keyboards: Ives Mergaerts
Masterer: Jens Bogren
Bass Guitar: Joeri Van de Schoot
Rhythm Guitar: Koen Buyse
Mixer, Producer: Koen Buyse
Drums: Stephan Noens
Piano: S...

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sadly they only toured for 2 years and then quit

stone blade
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Well that's a very original title

slate crown
heady crow
lusty sonnet
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the cover differ a bit from the original but they tried to keep it as close as possible and still give that choir aesthetic

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seeing them live was an absolute blast

heady crow
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Mhm mhm

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Ill listen to it when i get out of school

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Oh yeah also ares have you seen my battlevest? Dont think ive shared it here in a while

lusty sonnet
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some are fine, some are less fine but still original

heady crow
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This type of beat you know

stone blade
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oh battlevest

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mine has no space

lusty sonnet
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oooooh

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nice

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haven't seen it before

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you never share stuff with me

slate crown
stone blade
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ima start putting patches on my jeansjermasus

heady crow
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Need to take better pics honestly

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The front side isnt as filled out but i think ill keep it that way

slate crown
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that's fucking sick

lusty sonnet
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mmm amorphis

heady crow
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Oh yeah dude amorphis's first 2 albums

stone blade
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ok bruno but where's the emit patches

heady crow
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Classic death doom

stone blade
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and stallagh

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im disappointed

heady crow
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Funny heehoo

stone blade
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heue emit go brr

lusty sonnet
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heard that lacuna coil is playing relatively close, might go for tickets

slate crown
stone blade
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true

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you will

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i went out with mine in the middle of summer once

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biggest regret of my life

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bro wtf did emit do man

slate crown
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it'd make sense to wear it in someplace cold like where bruno lives

stone blade
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mf made listenable nightmares

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unironically

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woke up one day and said fk it
ima put my sleep paralysis demon into a mixtape

lusty sonnet
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going out in 36 degrees, black shirt, black jeans
no mistakes were made but comfortably cooking

heady crow
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Maybe during my europe backpacking trip well go somewhere

lusty sonnet
heady crow
lusty sonnet
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this is going on.. now

heady crow
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Ill tell you i was dying

lusty sonnet
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well rip roadtrip

heady crow
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Uuh thats a banging lineup

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Would love to see enslaved especially

lusty sonnet
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i thought it was next week tbh

heady crow
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But dont know if they play any of their old songs

mighty ridge
lusty sonnet
heady crow
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yeahh

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id love to go to that one fest in october with sammath and countess

lusty sonnet
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go for it 👌

heady crow
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maybe maybe. Wouldnt even had to send a msg to the principal since it would be shorter than 5 days

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ill see about it then. Would love to go to swamp germany anyways

lusty sonnet
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real or fake swamp germany?

heady crow
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fake (real)

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netherlands

lusty sonnet
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confused

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oh

heady crow
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yeah the dutch black metal scene has a special place in my heart

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the original scene from the 90s is banging

lusty sonnet
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understandable

heady crow
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and there is a new wave with post and folk influences that has come recently

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well the past 10 years

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uoooooohhhhhh

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but ye who knows if there are any festivals in fake swamp germany next year

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would be a banger to go

lusty sonnet
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there are a few each year i think

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Graspop is fun

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this year's line-up

heady crow
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ye went through it

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some bands that interest me

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well saxon and amorphis basically kek

lusty sonnet
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Eisbrecher mm

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and Heilung

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love Heilung tbh

heady crow
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yee many of my friends like heilung but ive never listened to any of their stuff

lusty sonnet
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has this primal folk kinda thing

heady crow
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caveman type of beat

lusty sonnet
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basically

heady crow
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caveman death metal??

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mortician???

lusty sonnet
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not death metal

heady crow
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texas chainsaw massacre????

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haha yeah just fucking around

lusty sonnet
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we're going into anime territories

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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Bruno channelling his inner anime femboy

heady crow
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yeah inner

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on the outside im tryna be a mfn mass monster

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gotta balance the weebshit by working out, hiking, woodwork etc

stone blade
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ok

heady crow
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ivan shatap

lusty sonnet
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gotta balance the weebshit by finding a partner

stone blade
heady crow
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maybe you 😳

lusty sonnet
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falco

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def falco

heady crow
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who knows what happens on the roadtrip

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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and if he doesn't, just throw a plate at him

heady crow
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bout to look like a femboy by the time i reach italia

lusty sonnet
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o boi

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you're on your way to meet all the brainfarters

heady crow
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the only one who dares to go outside his house

lusty sonnet
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fk multitasking isn't healthy

heady crow
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but nah if there is a chance im always up for meeting ppl who ive met online

heady crow
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and yeah i agree

lusty sonnet
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work, rs grind and brainfart :))))

heady crow
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what do you even do for work

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youre in it right?

lusty sonnet
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uhuhu

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im in it

heady crow
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big man team leader or just a peon?

lusty sonnet
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just a peon, still young

heady crow
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ah how young

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id presume youre like 22

lusty sonnet
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24

heady crow
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eh close

stone blade
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old

lusty sonnet
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5 years of college/uni, been working for a year now

stone blade
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i turn 20 this September jesus

lusty sonnet
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so as young as i could be lol

heady crow
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but ye gl on the grind, i hope your field has alot of opportunities to get a bigger pay

stone blade
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wait

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I TURN 20!!!!

heady crow
stone blade
lusty sonnet
heady crow
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ye true

lusty sonnet
stone blade
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oldest Bulgarian

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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cyber security, IT security

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hacking

heady crow
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ive always leaned more torwards cloud/server work if i would go into it

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joked around working 12 hours straight in a dark room without seeing anyone else

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would be boomin

heady crow
pastel quartz
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ratio

lusty sonnet
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be basically have our own office in the building and it needs special badges cuz NDAs and shit

heady crow
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ahuh

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so they make you feel like a special boy huh?

lusty sonnet
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always

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they push you into being a special boy because me need experience faster

heady crow
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need money for that proper home gym setup

lusty sonnet
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skip

heady crow
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why cant i be feminine enough stalkerpeeposad

lusty sonnet
#

soz already have my eyes set on someone

heady crow
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is it falco?

lusty sonnet
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maybe

heady crow
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man hes such a slut

lusty sonnet
#

italians cook better

heady crow
#

hey we have kalakukko

lusty sonnet
#

bread and fish right?

heady crow
#

yeah

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fish baked inside a rye bread shell

lusty sonnet
#

ya know what

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i'll take a pizza over that tbh

stone blade
#

calisthenics > gym
for me personally

lusty sonnet
#

you guys do have the Kalevala which i wanna read

heady crow
#

oh man yeah our national epic

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its boomin

lusty sonnet
#

then again Italy

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mm

heady crow
heady crow
stone blade
#

some random set of. pipes on the street > gym

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it just works

lusty sonnet
#

probably more in some buildings than finland

heady crow
stone blade
#

tru

heady crow
#

but weightlifting will always be better for hypertrophy

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but i still want to get more into calisthenics

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cool movements, better joints etc and would force me to have less body fat

stone blade
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i got up to a point where i could do 15 pull ups perfectly

slate crown
#

time to squat the bicep rack

stone blade
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and i don't mean with the biceps grip

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that shit gay

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we do it like real men

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forward grip

slate crown
#

i mean sometimes i need them gloves

stone blade
#

bicep grip is for pussies

slate crown
#

my calluses bleed

stone blade
#

no gloves

heady crow
#

that callus rip while deadlifting 🥴

stone blade
#

get some dust from the ground

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free chalk

heady crow
#

i just eat mine for dessert

stone blade
#

it literally works

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the calluses are only proof it's working

heady crow
#

huh?

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thats like saying the more sore you get the more your muscle will grow xd

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sure its a metric but a bad one

stone blade
#

falxo im memeing

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retard

heady crow
#

im not falco woodsvan

stone blade
#

ok finish gay femboy

heady crow
#

thanks for validating me

stone blade
#

yw

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now put on the cat maid outfit

lusty sonnet
#

👀

heady crow
#

when you guys buy me one

slate crown
#

took me awhile but i finally found it

heady crow
#

inb4 using straps to do pullups

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but talking about that movement ive started doing lat pulldowns with the close grip v grip whatever its called

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hits way better for me than wide grip bar

slate crown
#

i can't even pull the bar until it touches my chest anymore

heady crow
#

well if it goes up to your lower chest it makes the movement worse

slate crown
#

now i have to do rows with a deadlift bar

heady crow
#

ah yes the fuckall bendy sumo deadlift bar :troll

slate crown
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wish i had a machine for this

heady crow
#

a non chest supported t bar row huh

heady crow
#

i got a chest supported one and its great

slate crown
#

luckily my ass is so big it works as counterweight kekw

heady crow
mighty ridge
#

Queres?

heady crow
#

still i have problems with support my upper back with my lower back

stone blade
#

no strap ons

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if you can't handle the bars you're weak

heady crow
#

so i dont really like to do non chest supported barbell and db rows

stone blade
#

be stronger

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train grip

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pussy shit

slate crown
heady crow
#

i remember there being a poster in either tarkov or cuisine royale where hes rejecting the meat and drinking the shot

mighty ridge
heady crow
#

yeah

mighty ridge
#

Soviet space posters are the best imho
So much hope baked into every single one

mighty ridge
#

While Soviet life wasnt perfect (read about just Big Terror for instance), there was overall mood of pride and hope

heady crow
lusty sonnet
#

it has been updated, trust

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melee pathfinding has always been meh

slate crown
heady crow
#

havent played de in since launch tho

lusty sonnet
#

been a while as well

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tried the Burgundian dlc and forgot about the Indian rework dlc

heady crow
heady crow
#

kings of the west or whatever it was called

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remember watching some spiritofthelaw vids about it and the civ gimmicks seeming cool

lusty sonnet
#

ye some knight with a charge attack

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pretty fun for hit and runs

heady crow
#

the mfn melee units being able to build the keeps

lusty sonnet
#

lmao yeah

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the sicilians

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straight out of age of mythology

heady crow
#

ah man aom

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need to play it someday

lusty sonnet
#

it's good

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wonky but good

heady crow
#

ye so ive heard

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apparently some cool features that never got to the other age games

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oh yeah also did you play aoe4?

lusty sonnet
lusty sonnet
heady crow
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i was on the hype train for it but havent thought about it since launch

lusty sonnet
#

don't like the visuals

heady crow
#

ye they are a change from the og

lusty sonnet
#

has this empire earth feeling but worse

heady crow
#

maan but like

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the original aoe2 graphics

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the finest ive ever seen

lusty sonnet
#

nostalgia tbh

heady crow
#

bro i had a gimmick where every day i changed my profile to a aoe2 unit

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good times

lusty sonnet
#

the profile in aoe2 de are also pretty fun

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still have my 100% competitive winrate

heady crow
heady crow
#

"yeah so what i got only 1 game, i still have 100% wr"

lusty sonnet
heady crow
lusty sonnet
#

survival mission

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kinda like that

heady crow
#

yee

lusty sonnet
#

william wallace campaign tho

heady crow
#

the one where you have to defend the city with the monument tho

heady crow
#

the fake ass french accents

#

glorius

lusty sonnet
heady crow
#

mhm mhm

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i dont remember much from that campaign so cant say

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only like the first 2 missions

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and one later on with the rivers

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and that one douche unique unit

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guy something was it

lusty sonnet
#

the cannon dude?

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ohh the knight

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Guy Josselyne

#

something

lusty sonnet
mighty ridge
# heady crow

multi-layered system designed for countless replication and high array of environmental factors
h-hey guys, today I'm gonna build my first 'puter!

wide bough
slate crown
real tinsel
heady crow
narrow lotus
# slate crown

I do the same but when i see Reshala and his guards singing Moskva while filling me with bullets through walls

real tinsel
#

i need to know why my post was deleted or i'm calling mod police

#

it may have been a mildly disturbing image but that was on purpose

narrow lotus
#

Changes nothing

grizzled meadow
#

👀

real tinsel
#

i'll fucking do it again

placid sail
real tinsel
#

mordorians are going to start using pop tarts and mcdonalds burgers as currency when mordor finally collapses

placid sail
heady crow
#

Ikr

placid sail
heady crow
#

Maybe edited in who knows

#

Still cute

real tinsel
#

for twice the price i bought them

placid sail
#

nah dog, you'll give me a fair one

#

it's that or I'm selling Falco photos of you being drilled by half the brainfart

real tinsel
#

how about you give me 1 pop tart and in exchange i give you a half eaten mcdonalds and some fries

heady crow
#

Its like bz is underage again and trying to get some 18yo to buy him booze

placid sail
real tinsel
heady crow
#

Especially here since if you want high % you need to be 21

real tinsel
#

i never really tried to make anyone buy me booze or cigarettes because i was never interested in them due my cunt dad being an alcoholic

heady crow
#

Ive always just bummed a few drinks from friends

#

Alky kinda expensivy

real tinsel
#

man the only decent alcohol is beer

heady crow
heady crow
real tinsel
#

i don't have a big sample thing but from the ones i've tried beer is the only decent one

placid sail
real tinsel
#

tequila just straight has no taste and same goes for vodka

placid sail
real tinsel
#

whiskey was also tasty though but burns my throat

placid sail
#

wdym no taste

real tinsel
#

no taste man

#

just spicy water

heady crow
placid sail
#

btw I've been blessed by a lifehack recently

real tinsel
abstract path
placid sail
#

if the taste of vodka gives you a harsh aftertaste

heady crow
#

You eat caviar after it

placid sail
#

take a sip of beer after it

abstract path
#

Wu-

heady crow
#

My god ofc more alcohol

abstract path
#

Wait fr?

placid sail
#

cleans taste palette very good

real tinsel
#

should have seen that coming

#

he's mordorian

heady crow
#

Ye palette clenser for the next vodka shot

abstract path
#

Does that actually work though is the question?

heady crow
#

It does

placid sail
#

but just a sip! don't fucking drink a beer after vodka

real tinsel
abstract path
#

I eat those for breakfast lmao

heady crow
#

Vodka?

abstract path
#

Niet

#

Lemon

real tinsel
heady crow
#

Damn i knew you were german but still

placid sail
heady crow
#

But ye taking a chaser after vodka isnt that uncommon

real tinsel
heady crow
#

So why cant the chaser be beer

narrow lotus
abstract path
#

Lol

heady crow
abstract path
#

I also tried an ice cream called "malaga"

real tinsel
#

our traditional chaser is green apple

placid sail
abstract path
#

It was with a bit of alcohol and it tastes very good actually

placid sail
#

no light booze after hard booze

real tinsel
#

if you drink vodka there's bound to be a green apple around

heady crow
#

Thank you bz

real tinsel
narrow lotus
#

I was watching tarkov videos then i realised maybe i shouldnt watch videos with gunshots at full volume in starbucks

placid sail
#

oh god

abstract path
#

God.

placid sail
#

imagination cease

heady crow
placid sail
#

from severe lead poisoning

abstract path
#

True

abstract path
#

Ah

real tinsel
#

women ☕

abstract path
#

Why the fuck would a baby sitter have to pay for fucking child support???

silk oracle
abstract path
#

American female logic 👍 🤝

#

Would probably even be my ex kekw

slate crown
#

lmao who asked kekw

silk oracle
#

bruh, this man is already doing it for free lmao

pastel quartz
slate crown
#

he's so unhinged

#

just like me fr

real tinsel
silk oracle
real tinsel
silk oracle
real tinsel
abstract path
silk oracle
heady crow
real tinsel
#

i've never tried monster so i have no opinion

heady crow
#

This is great

#

Hes so unhinged

#

Hes just like me

real tinsel
#

he's eating a chicken dingus

silk oracle
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real tinsel
#

30 seconds or i'm not watching

silk oracle
#

These kids don't know whats good anymore

real tinsel
#

go shoot up someone's base or something stinky

grizzled meadow
#

Reviewbrah memewave

real tinsel
#

i DON'T like reviewbrah FALCO

#

he's BOOORING

placid sail
#

okay

real tinsel
#

oh wow your energy drinks aren't the color of piss

placid sail
#

I need an expertise from american brainfarters

real tinsel
#

ours are all yellow like piss

placid sail
#

how much do pop tarts usually cost?

real tinsel
#

there's like 2-3 that isn't yellow and that's because they're flavored

narrow lotus
# real tinsel

I mean college degree wont make her look any smarter thats for sure

silk oracle
placid sail
silk oracle
real tinsel
silk oracle
real tinsel
# placid sail

sorry mordorian i forgot the entire world excluded you

silk oracle
#

there ya go

narrow lotus
#

I mean there are men that believed sex at night prevents pregnancies cause sperm actually sleeps

placid sail
narrow lotus
#

salute retard

placid sail
#

THIS WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAL

placid sail
placid sail
#

sperm suddenly wakes up at night

real tinsel
#

when i get a job i will make a posilka for you that includes mcdonalds burgers and different flavors of pop tarts

narrow lotus
#

My neighbour clapping cheeks at 3 am while i have a fight with that KFC menu on the toilet

#

We are not the same

placid sail
#

that would be promptly eaten by the techno barbarian tribes

silk oracle
#

I found imported PopTarts from America once in germany while visiting me parents, and bought the chocolate and strawberry kind. The chocolate one was dry af and tasted like pastry and not even a bit like chocolate, while the Strawberry one was... fine? But also nothing special

placid sail
#

since by then that's probably how we would fare

silk oracle
#

Also they cost like 4€ per 5 pieces or something here

placid sail
#

but I appreciate the thought kha

silk oracle
#

Yeah ofc

real tinsel
#

then bz11k is exaggerating them

#

shame on you homeless mordorian

placid sail
#

I had an ecstatic buzz when I've eaten some pop tarts

#

probably has nothing to do with how good they are and merely because of the stupid amount of sugar

narrow lotus
#

Bobba tea?

silk oracle
placid sail
#

most of the american confectionery is just pure fat and sugar slapped together into different forms

lusty sonnet
silk oracle
narrow lotus
#

Chungus

silk oracle
narrow lotus
lusty sonnet
#

both

placid sail
#

oh right

#

I forgot tiny mini fucking detail when i've started to look for some

#

it's out of fucking stock everywhere

#

because we're new fucking nazis

#

sigh

#

holy asshole on a stick

#

~10 bucks a piece

#

130 bucks a bundle of twelve

real tinsel
#

yeah like i said before, mcdonalds and pop tarts new mordorian currency

placid sail
#

ffffffuck my aaaaasss

real tinsel
#

you probably already have massive amounts of cigarettes stocked somewhere and you know how to make your own vodka, so those aren't currency-worthy anymore

placid sail
#

nah

#

I've renounced cigarette, I'm vape nation now

#

gotta learn how to make jija though, that's true

#

and cartridges

#

and basic electronic maintenance

#

...

real tinsel
#

if i knew how to make vodka i'd make them for the sole purpose of selling

stone blade
placid sail
#

I guess I'm coming back to cigarettes soon

real tinsel
#

you people are retarded

stone blade
#

and so are you khatyl

placid sail
real tinsel
stone blade
#

but youre still retarded

real tinsel
real tinsel
placid sail
#

gonna become a slave to some band of raiders in an instant

real tinsel
placid sail
#

they gonna fuck your bald ass and demand to make vodka for them

real tinsel
#

you think i'd have a moonshine factory without a self-destruct?

heady crow
real tinsel
#

if some raider comes in to fuck my bald ass and steal my moonshine i'm burning everything down

placid sail
#

you're probably tripping over your own shadow on a daily basis

heady crow
real tinsel
#

fuck you

placid sail
#

self-destruct sequence would be turn on accidentally 5 minutes after installation

heady crow
placid sail
#

oh shit

#

it's time

heady crow
real tinsel