#🎪bruh-fart

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grizzled meadow
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Yeah I know you're fighting for me

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I'm saying that your friend is stupid

placid sail
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he is

grizzled meadow
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We already did, don't worry

real tinsel
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this is too good man wtf

grizzled meadow
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I'm sad for Ghosty since he's grieving but I can't really do anything about it

real tinsel
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i love this

eager quest
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also@grizzled meadow my personality highly changes on my mood and everything, thats why i sometimes sound unreasonable, cold and blunt

real tinsel
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thank you for posting this dumbolin

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i love you

eager quest
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and im not a bigot, i explained multiple fucking times what i dislike and what i dont mind

grizzled meadow
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but it seems that wasnt clear enough

scenic sable
grizzled meadow
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its just that some havent felt it before and dont think anything of it

heady crow
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Falco really does love us without conditions okaycatcry

grizzled meadow
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Yes

placid sail
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anyways since the cemetery was close to my grandparents and that was my original destination, brb eating

grizzled meadow
placid sail
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nah, Aldo is a bad cop

mighty ridge
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If you read about Black Rock and its investment evaluation score it would make much more sense in context of current westen culture as a whole 🤓

grizzled meadow
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Aldo is clearly the bad cop but it's for a good cause

placid sail
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not as in "inadequate"

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but as the "bad cop, good cop" trope

pastel quartz
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He's got a suit from Louis Crabbemarche tho!

placid sail
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10000 $

heady crow
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Alright lets return the channel to the status quo now

pastel quartz
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A bad cop obviously doesn't have that kinda sweet get up

heady crow
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Bring out the reposts

heady crow
slate crown
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we back bois

pastel quartz
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Unless he's a bad cops

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Hmmmm

heady crow
scenic sable
heady crow
placid sail
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I'm the baaaad guuuuuy. snorts, tf2 spy's giggle

slate crown
grizzled meadow
# heady crow

Me when I wrote an entire chapter for a book and nobody reads it (ghosty if you're reading this I'm joking)

heady crow
slate crown
heady crow
real tinsel
placid sail
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except he's not bald

real tinsel
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homelander is me if he didn't have superpowers and was an underweight bald schizo

heady crow
real tinsel
placid sail
slate crown
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hot

real tinsel
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you could

heady crow
placid sail
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imagine I've also posted appropriate Bruno's gif

slate crown
real tinsel
# heady crow

something about slavs using the word pizda just really amuses me

placid sail
# heady crow

we've got several occasions like that when I used to work in construction

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so that meme is accurate

real tinsel
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russians have this word "pizdec" and "pizdyuk" and they're just my favorite

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sounds hilarious

onyx birch
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piss

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Derek

grizzled meadow
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GUYS

real tinsel
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and bz11k

grizzled meadow
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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

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NO NO NO

slate crown
grizzled meadow
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WHERE THE FUCK IS

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GTANIL

real tinsel
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oh shit

placid sail
real tinsel
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did you ban him

grizzled meadow
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NO

real tinsel
placid sail
onyx birch
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Bru

grizzled meadow
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Oh come on don't tell me he really banned himself

placid sail
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huh?

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why would he ban himself

grizzled meadow
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It was his recurring joke

real tinsel
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his mutual servers is empty

onyx birch
slate crown
placid sail
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he was a good lad

real tinsel
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well

placid sail
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sliding into dms and shit

heady crow
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Well there goes andrew

real tinsel
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time to update the lore

stone blade
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охуенная тема

real tinsel
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охуенная тема

stone blade
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охуенная тема

heady crow
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охуенная тема

abstract path
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Guys

onyx birch
grizzled meadow
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охуенная тема

abstract path
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I have made an intesex friend

stone blade
placid sail
onyx birch
stone blade
abstract path
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People with both pp and the other thing from wemen

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Yk

onyx birch
abstract path
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But like

onyx birch
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insanity

abstract path
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Their born with it

placid sail
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like, uh, hermaphrodite?

slate crown
grizzled meadow
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I can't even add him

abstract path
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Something like that yas

grizzled meadow
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The fuck

real tinsel
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dickvagina person

placid sail
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huh

grizzled meadow
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He trolled us all

heady crow
real tinsel
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they have 4 holes

slate crown
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he's really gone

grizzled meadow
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Like Discord banned?

heady crow
real tinsel
eager quest
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wait wtf

heady crow
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Cool

eager quest
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gtanil is gone

stone blade
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wudanyoo

grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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goodbye graham

grizzled meadow
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I seriously don't know why

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I can't even add him

eager quest
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wtf man

grizzled meadow
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I don't know

heady crow
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Andrew is gone 🦀

grizzled meadow
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The day is fucking ruined

onyx birch
slate crown
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i was just about to ask about him

onyx birch
placid sail
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I wonder what happened

grizzled meadow
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Fuck it I'm sad

eager quest
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i had to let him know how one thing would go once i did it

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fuck

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@slate crown knows

heady crow
onyx birch
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wait he really left without saying anything?

real tinsel
grizzled meadow
onyx birch
grizzled meadow
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Again I can't even add him

slate crown
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dont remember that late night convo?

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about a person

slate crown
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bro i was hammered as fuck last night

eager quest
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not last night

abstract path
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Beh

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like 2 weeks ago lol

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or 3

stone blade
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im gonna hammer your balls to the wall

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hehe

abstract path
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I also got le pink opal

heady crow
onyx birch
placid sail
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@real tinsel you smelly bastard

heady crow
real tinsel
placid sail
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sure

slate crown
abstract path
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Smh

heady crow
real tinsel
grizzled meadow
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Oh right Crystal missed the entire other conversation

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Maybe that's okay

grizzled meadow
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Let's keep it this way

onyx birch
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Wdym.

placid sail
heady crow
eager quest
grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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wait falco got perms to delete messages?

grizzled meadow
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👀

abstract path
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Sure

slate crown
heady crow
placid sail
real tinsel
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you're welcome

grizzled meadow
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@abstract path nothing serious, a conversation about genders and what not, the usual

eager quest
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also why is the brainfart lore like empty

placid sail
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theres barely anybody there

eager quest
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i expected more people

abstract path
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Normal shitposting

real tinsel
grizzled meadow
# abstract path Oh okay

He have his opinions, other have different opinions, we talked about it, the matter is resolved

eager quest
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also does ivan actually have a gf?

grizzled meadow
heady crow
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Its a running joke

real tinsel
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and i'm the only person adding stuff to it because you're all lazy motherfuckers

grizzled meadow
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Ivan is the only OG in here

eager quest
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no way he wouldve had a gf

placid sail
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he plays tarkov

heady crow
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He plays tarkov and listens to black metal do you think that ivan has a gf

eager quest
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not really now that i think about it

placid sail
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somebody invents something cool and fun
"eh I've expected better"

heady crow
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He runs scav like a 9-5 job goddamnit

real tinsel
eager quest
abstract path
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ahahhaha

heady crow
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thats a good one bruno

heady crow
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Just wish my profile wasnt as jokey but not gonna edit it myself

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Ruins the whole thing imo

placid sail
grizzled meadow
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grizzled meadow
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I literally omitted half of the thing, don't worry kekcry

heady crow
real tinsel
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also falco when rants like this happen, expect me to be blunt and straightforward

real tinsel
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also dumbolin went full dumbolin on his tab like bz11k said

slate crown
heady crow
grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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i'd add aldo too but i'm scared of what could happen to me

eager quest
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MISINPUT

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WRONG EMOJI

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i just incriminated myself

heady crow
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Cat walked on keyboard

placid sail
real tinsel
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i like my google sheets, they help me remember stuff better

placid sail
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your google mail is now owned by some french flower shop

eager quest
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which is why i didnt get offended by a moderator flat out calling me a bigot

mighty ridge
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How doth one quantify oneselfeth of a bigot nature?

grizzled meadow
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I don't know why he called you "bigot", it's not really a "bigot" thought the one you have (at least for me but we almost share the same feeling, so...)

eager quest
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yeah it isnt lol

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besides i already explained what i dislike, what i tolerate and how etc

slate crown
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but i dont really care, so

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i openly stated exactly what i think

eager quest
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i wanted to tell him how it went

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naaaaaaoooooouuuu

slate crown
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damn

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that sucks

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is it good news though?

eager quest
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mentally and physically tired

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after the

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"hospital" incident

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physically because i worked out in the hospital legit every day

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dont ask why theres a small jim (gym) in the hospital

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not complaining tho

heady crow
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WE GO JIM

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WE GO JIM NOW

eager quest
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@heady crow shouldve called on discord with camera and worked out together

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but i didnt think of that back there

heady crow
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Kekw ye

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Could have done that easily too bcs of my homegym setup

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Time to bring out a tripod to my commercial gym and call you on speaker

eager quest
heady crow
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Happens. Ill go back to my dads place in 3 weeks so well do it then if you want to

pastel quartz
heady crow
slate crown
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i can fix that

mighty ridge
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No need for gym if you work butcherhouse 💪

heady crow
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Ahhhahhhhaaaaaa

mighty ridge
eager quest
# pastel quartz

if you had as much money as your phone number, how much would you have?

heady crow
heady crow
grizzled meadow
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@eager quest bro

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You alright? Like seriously, I'm reading hospital and shit, I'm catching up

pastel quartz
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Now the currency in which my phone number money would be Nigerian dollars

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Aka 20 dollars

eager quest
grizzled meadow
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I'm serious

slate crown
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guys guys, pls

mighty ridge
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Part-timing as cook too

slate crown
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the sexual tension is too high

grizzled meadow
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I guess it happened in that period of time where I didn't checked Discord every five seconds

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Like for two weeks

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What happened?

heady crow
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And now you are back at it

pastel quartz
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835 140 000

real tinsel
slate crown
heady crow
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Dont send mine

real tinsel
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i'll send yours

heady crow
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Fuck you khaa

eager quest
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im out of the hospital tho

real tinsel
pastel quartz
heady crow
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I knew i shouldnt have trusted you

pastel quartz
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Make your m veiny

heady crow
real tinsel
pastel quartz
heady crow
eager quest
heady crow
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Bout to get the most insane cock pump

eager quest
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its so fucking shit bro why did u even say that

pastel quartz
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I mix my preworkout in cum

heady crow
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Bro exactly its so shit its funny

mighty ridge
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How about we just ROCK AND STONE?

abstract path
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Guys.

eager quest
real tinsel
heady crow
abstract path
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I have. News.

heady crow
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Genius

pastel quartz
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Olive oil mixed with preworkout

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Imagine

eager quest
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wtf am i reading

real tinsel
abstract path
heady crow
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Drinking a liter of olive oil at 2am to hit my calorie goal for the day

mighty ridge
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🤓

real tinsel
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time to play with my roggs

abstract path
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So i guessed that a friend was gay yes?

grizzled meadow
abstract path
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Then they told me that they are also intersex

pastel quartz
upbeat bobcat
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BUT THEN I GET A MESSAGE OF THEM CONFESSING TO ME

real tinsel
heady crow
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WHAT DO I DO

eager quest
grizzled meadow
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Guys if you're fucking with me

eager quest
mighty ridge
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I can suck my own dick, thanks
0.04% of male population gameplay

eager quest
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bruno has pics

pastel quartz
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Never

eager quest
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dont post them tho bruno

grizzled meadow
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No pics

real tinsel
# pastel quartz

your only option is to kill her because if you break up with her or refuse to let your cock sucked, she'll just find another volunteer

heady crow
grizzled meadow
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Just wanted to know if you're okay and what happened

pastel quartz
radiant grove
real tinsel
eager quest
radiant grove
pastel quartz
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Hold on I'm doing Romanian deaflifts (your neighbours car tire farmers carry to your basement)

radiant grove
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but fuck that im not wasting food

eager quest
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got ur door on my back

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bitch

heady crow
pastel quartz
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And not the contents of your house

eager quest
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same with fridge

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theres a clip of a guy running away with an entire house door

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caught on the house's camera

real tinsel
pastel quartz
real tinsel
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i don't know what that means

pastel quartz
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Me neither

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It just came up in my head

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Sudden schizophrenia

radiant grove
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i always bring a screwdriver everywhere i go

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when i have the chance i steal some screws from random tables

heady crow
pastel quartz
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When I was in highschool, some guys unscrewed a door handle to the bathroom and put it inside the toilet

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Good times

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One time they unscrewed the door

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But it didn't fit inside the toilet

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So they put it next to the urinals

slate crown
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Boys will be boys

real tinsel
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but then boys will be girls

pastel quartz
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No

real tinsel
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yes

slate crown
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not again

pastel quartz
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Only happens on discord

real tinsel
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boys will be girl and they'll have sex with me

pastel quartz
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Peak test levels drop when logging onto disvord

eager quest
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irl friend of mine told me how at one point there was shit on the door to the school bathroom

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on the handle and the door itself

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at his school

pastel quartz
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That's why I let different personalities do the login for me so I can discard them in my head

real tinsel
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when in high school i had a friend who liked to pee next to me for some reason

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and he'd check out my penis all the time

pastel quartz
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Good buddy

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That was me

real tinsel
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hello bob

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it's been 7 years

pastel quartz
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Passive aggressive admirer

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Azuras star

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Arena champion enthusiast

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Patrick Bateman

stone blade
stone blade
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plays tarkov
has a gf
sus

pastel quartz
# stone blade I do

Having a gf lowers gym prs, dump women right before your workout for best experience

pastel quartz
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Find a new one after gym session

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Ideally randomly on the street at 11 pm

stone blade
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Ахуенная тема

pastel quartz
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I don't speak spanish

urban ocean
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i dont speak shit

mighty ridge
mighty ridge
stone blade
slate crown
mighty ridge
grizzled meadow
stone blade
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АЛЕ

pastel quartz
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I found something out

mighty ridge
mighty ridge
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Ниче, нормас, выберемся

eager quest
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@stone blade if u understand this too then its clear i can talk serbian to u

mighty ridge
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)

stone blade
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da)

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jebem li ti sunce

heady crow
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Ti si debil

stone blade
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jebem ti usta

eager quest
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jedi mi kurac

stone blade
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ne

abstract path
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Guys

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Do you like my status

mighty ridge
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Че?

eager quest
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lizi mi dupe

stone blade
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LAMWD_INWAD]-0

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LMAO

eager quest
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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

stone blade
eager quest
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AHAHHAHAHAH

mighty ridge
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Нет )))

eager quest
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idk why i said lizi mi dupe

stone blade
abstract path
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destroyed

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what even is it

abstract path
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Look yourself

stone blade
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oh mb

abstract path
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It's a youtube link

eager quest
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no im on phone

stone blade
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i was reading about me not status

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kekw

eager quest
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Kek

stone blade
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i like RoR 1 more

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havent playe 2

abstract path
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2 is

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Bussin

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Hella

stone blade
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your mom is bussin

abstract path
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But 1 is also good, yes.

stone blade
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hhhhahahahahahaha

slate crown
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and his music was electric...

abstract path
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YES

abstract path
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Exactly!!!

stone blade
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deez nutz were electric

eager quest
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deez nuts were in ur mouth

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majmunce

slate crown
stone blade
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tih

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i know how to say the gamer n word in serbian

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hehehehehe

mighty ridge
grizzled meadow
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Just wanted to flex that I manage to do it correctly

real tinsel
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you tried to fool us

grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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unacceptable

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play it

grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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downloaded it and played again and this time it's actually a video

heady crow
real tinsel
# heady crow

every time i see some absurd humor like this i wonder if the people who give a serious answer are being ironic or not

grizzled meadow
stone blade
abstract path
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Man

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Kill ME

random rapids
# heady crow

The men in the picture are indeed not the Marines.

real tinsel
heady crow
abstract path
real tinsel
abstract path
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I know -w-

real tinsel
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i forgot her name but i didn't forget her actions

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most hateable character

heady crow
abstract path
real tinsel
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coolest character there was Cecil

abstract path
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Le cecil turtle?

real tinsel
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uh no cecil the old guy

abstract path
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Oh 9k

slate crown
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Alen clearly best character

real tinsel
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it's a shame we didn't get to see him much

real fjord
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People will do anything to defend white pasty boys with super powers kekw

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Invincible, The Boys, it goes on and on

real tinsel
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oh shit i thought you're crystal for a second

slate crown
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it's the pfp

real tinsel
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it is the pfp yea

swift scarab
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Not gonna lie, probably the most accurate lore entry I’ve ever had for a server

swift scarab
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Understandable

real tinsel
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i know you, Verified Chaos Enjoyer

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i know your story

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i also know your address but that's not the topic

swift scarab
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I usually give it out often just in the hopes someone visits

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Nothing yet

real tinsel
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damn, that desperate for sex huh

swift scarab
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Can’t even get kidnapped

slate crown
swift scarab
real tinsel
upbeat bobcat
lavish dragon
abstract path
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🔫

real tinsel
abstract path
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At some point

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You got that from me

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Lol

real tinsel
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uh yeah

abstract path
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Anyways

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Hru

heady crow
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i was playing tarkov once

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and i felt the nerve

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it was twitching

abstract path
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Mine fell out while playing limbo

real tinsel
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how far can you go on limbo

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i can go like chest-length max

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anything below that and i fall

swift scarab
abstract path
real tinsel
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i wonder if i can still do that

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nope

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not even 1 leg

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almost ripped out my dick

abstract path
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I wonder if i could do it actually

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Or try to

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I probably could

real tinsel
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you probably could

abstract path
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breaks legs casually

swift scarab
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No self dick sucking for you

real tinsel
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man you have to be like extremely retarded to break your legs while doing that

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at most you'd rip out your dick

abstract path
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True that kekw

real tinsel
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like, the whole thing would just fall off

abstract path
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Oh shit

real tinsel
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then it would become a detachable dick and like you could keep it in the house while going out if you thought you won't be needing it

abstract path
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Lmaoooo

real tinsel
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and you could trade it with your friends (who also have detachable dicks)

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like, really cool stuff

abstract path
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I'm dying

real tinsel
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goodbye crystal

real tinsel
abstract path
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Lmfaooo

real tinsel
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detachable dicks are made from real dicks

swift scarab
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Just like you

abstract path
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BRO

real tinsel
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i'm a cake

swift scarab
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Barbie lookin ass

abstract path
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STOP

abstract path
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HAHAHAHAHA

real tinsel
swift scarab
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That’s right, they’ve all combined to turn into the biggest of dicks

eager quest
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@real tinsel add me

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i didnt mean that but it works

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👍

real tinsel
real tinsel
eager quest
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but all the brainfart stuff i did was long ago

real tinsel
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you're there dumbo

sage shore
abstract path
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BRUHHHHY

abstract path
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Tis really what chu wont?

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Because i do

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On a T-shirt

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Big fucking fan

eager quest
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i do have risk of rain 2 now that i think of it

sage shore
narrow lotus
eager quest
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are u free?

narrow lotus
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ye in 5 mins

eager quest
sage shore
eager quest
# narrow lotus

it also pisses me off how non-romanians pronounce dimitrescu

narrow lotus
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daa, dimitresque , bruh

sage shore
narrow lotus
eager quest
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you pronounce it like its written

sage shore
gloomy roost
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Man wtf

sage shore
gloomy roost
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Spend the whole day playing modded terraria with besto frendo and miss the incident

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Rip Tanil G

eager quest
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yeah man rip him

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tf

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why he go doe

gloomy roost
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Something something gender alignment

eager quest
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wut

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and i cant add him either

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no way he got banned

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discord banned

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@real tinsel romanian

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fill that one out

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u know which

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and when i got muted by aldo for a bad no-bitches joke in general chat

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:')

real tinsel
eager quest
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its a guy

gloomy roost
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Atleast you got that banned before status

upbeat bobcat
real tinsel
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yeah sure mayonnaise man

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
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On the right we can also see him

slate crown
grizzled meadow
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This is a bastard

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Okay now I see Papa Franku

slate crown
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a shell of his former self

grizzled meadow
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I miss him

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Fuck Joji honestly

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And fuck Frank for all that lore shit

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Totally useless and pointless
Or what I like to call a cashgrab

real tinsel
# slate crown

i want to laugh and ignore my feelings, frank, not be sad

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i'm not going to keep donating my chromosomes anymore

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that was the last chromosome

slate crown
grizzled meadow
real tinsel
slate crown
#

cen i hab pusi

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
slate crown
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here's a throwback

real tinsel
#

frank was a lyrical genius

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it's a shame he died

grizzled meadow
#

One of his best songs

slate crown
grizzled meadow
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My favorite

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The funniest thing of his videos was reading the description

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Always full of shit

real tinsel
# slate crown

derek is definitely the third most powerful frank character

slate crown
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my gf and i love watching filthy frank videos together until we fall asleep

real tinsel
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chocolate guy is the second and black dude was the first

real tinsel
slate crown
real tinsel
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she also didn't like watching monty python

slate crown
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ok

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that's where i cross the line

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monty python is such a classic

grizzled meadow
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF HIS DICK NOW, ASAP

real tinsel
grizzled meadow
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I just hope the video stays up till 2038

slate crown
#

my gym album

real tinsel
heady crow
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Rn rocking this one at the gym

slate crown
#

i love heavy metal but not while working out

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i need something slower paced so i can concentrate on my mind muscle connection

heady crow
#

Mhm

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I often times fall asleep listening to black metal so it doesent affect my concentration during working out

slate crown
#

gawd dayum

heady crow
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Mostly just leaves off every thought expect the song and the movement

heady crow
#

Goddamn who can fall asleep to typical black metal

slate crown
#

i honestly love all kinds of music

heady crow
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Same but i just mostly listen to black metal and some electronic genres like hardtekk etc

lusty sonnet
#

Classical music tho

slate crown
#

yea that shit hits different sometimes

heady crow
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Been thinking of getting into the genre but got no idea of it so havent gotten into it

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Got pretty good headphones for it too

lusty sonnet
#

Depends what you want tbh

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Like classic classic or stuff that resembles classic?

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Or game/anime music but with classical touch?

heady crow
#

Classic classic ofc

slate crown
lusty sonnet
#

I lile Tchaikovsky, the swan lake dude

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Pretty calm

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And Camille Saint-Saëns for more melodic stuff

pastel quartz
#

If there's a classic in the classics genre? Tchaikovsky's it

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His stuff's pretty much the peak of it really

lusty sonnet
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Mussorgsky has this grand feeling

heady crow
#

Any uuh specific stuff from his discography? :D

lusty sonnet
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Nutcracker, swan lake

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They're on spotify

heady crow
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Alriight

lusty sonnet
#

Chopin is for the depresso feelings

heady crow
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Sir yes sir

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Ill listen through them when i get back home

pastel quartz
#

Poor cat lost his nose :(((

lusty sonnet
#

Just got back to my airbnb, am ded

slate crown
lusty sonnet
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My knees

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Gone

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No more kneecaps

slate crown
#

im still recovering from back day at the gym

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i can't even bend over to pick shit up

lusty sonnet
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I'm not build for the hills

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Last time we went hiking the cops showed us asking what we were doing

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We: man we're looking for our airbnb

slate crown
#

not the Romanian rozzers

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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It was 9pm

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And the locals are kinda paranoid cuz of earlier incidents

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*9pm in winter time

pastel quartz
#

Just a few guys, hikin in the middle of the night along the forests

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Don't worry about it!

slate crown
#

definitely not looking for a spot to bury a dead body

lusty sonnet
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With flashlights, probs thought about burglars

heady crow
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Suspiciosly well built man wondering around someones backyard

pastel quartz
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Maybe or maybe not wearin a balaclava or two

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Maybe or uhh maybe not carrying a gun or two

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That crowbar? Pfft, that's not a crowbar, officer!

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That's uhh... rebar!

heady crow
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But fr where are you hiking so that the locals would get scared

lusty sonnet
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Wouldn't you like to know eh

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Nice try Bruno

heady crow
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I tried

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But i mean any hiking location here is faar away in the forest

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Even parks with less than 20km hiking tracks

lusty sonnet
#

Okok, well it was in ||REDACTED||

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We just have hiking locations everywhere that has some sort of forest

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Few castles along the way

slate crown
#

even though there's literally a mountain right in front of my doorstep, I've never went hiking

heady crow
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I live 20km deep in the forest and go hiking and camping in the local islands where ever i can

lusty sonnet
#

Finland ay

heady crow
#

Ye

slate crown
#

din mor

lusty sonnet
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Can't do it that much over here, too urban

heady crow
#

Ah sadly so

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Same is the case in very southern finland

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Central finland kinda peak even tho there arent any long hiking trips expect for one 70km one in salamajärvi

lusty sonnet
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70km oof

heady crow
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Yee

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There are Thankfully longer ones in lapland

lusty sonnet
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Think we did like 10km today

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And we still have to go to the store

heady crow
#

Rough terrain?

lusty sonnet
#

Yuh

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Pretty much only hills

real tinsel
#

man you people live in weird countries

lusty sonnet
#

My knees, gone

heady crow
#

Did you guys have to scramble or were there proper paths all around

real tinsel
#

i can pretty much go wherever i want and nobody ever asks why i'm there and what i'm doing there

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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What is proper for you?

real tinsel
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and the ones who do ask usually give up after realizing i'm not going to give them a concrete answer

lusty sonnet
#

Some stepped over grass and rocks?

heady crow
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Marked path that shows signs of ppl going through

lusty sonnet
#

Ah nah scrambling time then

heady crow
#

Kekw

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Ye especially then no wonder your knees are fucked

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Big man

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Scrambling always reminds me of this hike at the end of last autumn

lusty sonnet
#

Looks flat

heady crow
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Just rocky tundra side and cant even see the path bcs first snow fell the night before

lusty sonnet
#

I need flat terrain in my life rn

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Next time we're going to the beach instead of the hills

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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I need my chill time

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Stairs

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I missed those today too

heady crow
#

Yeah theres an observatory up there so tourists need some actual stairs kek

lusty sonnet
#

The summit had these gladiator like wheat fields so it was worth it for that view

heady crow
heady crow
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Did you take any pics?

lusty sonnet
#

Finland looks chill to hike

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Friends took pics

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Don't have any, cuz i was busy dying on a rock most of the time

heady crow
heady crow
#

Gotta get that cardio in

lusty sonnet
#

Basically yeah

slate crown
lusty sonnet
#

The hiking trail be like: intermediate level, you need to be semi fit

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Semi fit my ass

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Some hills were 60 degrees up

heady crow
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Amazing

lusty sonnet
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Didn't attempt the other, aint no mountain goat

heady crow
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Yet atleast

lusty sonnet
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Gimme my beach

fading shuttle
heady crow
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I can give you a good lake front

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Thats about it

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And a trail thats half sunken

lusty sonnet
#

Swimming in the laaake

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Yea i'd swim there

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Chill trail tbh

pastel quartz
#

Swimming in this weather's heavenly

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
heady crow
pastel quartz
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There's no real lakes near where I'm at so I gotta go to like a public swimming pool

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It's not that bad tho because I'm a member there so I can go at times when no one's around! Hehehe

real tinsel
#

i've never been to a public pool but i love it when i'm alone at the sea when it's dark

pastel quartz
#

I'd love to go there when it's darker but uhm

real tinsel
#

there's no one around and the water is this perfect temperature between warm and cold

pastel quartz
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It's a lil spooky to go back home when it's night time soooo

heady crow
pastel quartz
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I know right!

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I mean, I don't dislike havin other peeps there but during summer time, it's soooo crowded

heady crow
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But when im at the forest we have a cottage nearby thats right beside a lake thankfully

pastel quartz
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Like ugh, I don't even have the space to swim properly

heady crow
#

kekw yeah

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Several ppl in the same lane all going a different pace

pastel quartz
#

Yah, exactly!

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So dumb

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It's why I either go very early in the morning's or around closing time

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Ooor just practice hours, then we've basically got a huge portion of the pool to ourselves!

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Good stuff hehe

heady crow
#

Ahh so you are in a swim team or so?

pastel quartz
#

Yup!!

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Professional competitive swimmer, heh

gloomy roost
#

No pool in the backyard?

heady crow
#

Ah lucky you

real tinsel
#

man i'm either swimming alone or not at all

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you people disgust me

pastel quartz
real tinsel
#

swimming together like a bunch of weird naked apes

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
#

Don't go there a lot buuut when I do, it's pretty cool!

heady crow
#

Used to play waterpolo and we got the pool to ourselves after the swimmers ended their practice

pastel quartz
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Ehehe, that's the fun times!

heady crow
#

Practises stopped at 21:30 and then we started putting the field away

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Was always jealous of you guys

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
#

But ya know, competitive swimmer privilege and stuff heh

real tinsel
gloomy roost
#

I've been swimming a lot more after I've realized the cost of a swimming pool and the maintaining of it

grizzled meadow
gloomy roost
#

Also the safest way for me to exercise

heady crow
real tinsel
plucky void
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gloomy roost
#

But 2022 said fuck you and the rain fucked a wall over into our pool

heady crow
#

We got less than 10 waterpolo teams in finland so the scene is really small

plucky void
#

Gun Jesus my beloved

heady crow
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Always got the short end of the stick

pastel quartz
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It's a niche sport, really

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I got in there because I've tried other sports but uhh

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I wasn't good at all heh

gloomy roost
#

I've always preferred guass rifle instead of gauss rifle

night sail
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@pastel quartz hi

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i like swimming

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since im a sealboy and all

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i like that you like swimming

heady crow
# pastel quartz It's a niche sport, really

Mhm. Btw where are you from? If you dont mind me asking. Since id say that swimming is pretty popular here, ofc not on the level of football and our version of baseball tho.

night sail
#

any tips on how to avoid getting 4x400 on training sessions

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falco are you serbian bro

heady crow
#

If you mean me nah

pastel quartz
heady crow
#

Way more north than serbia

night sail
#

shees poland

pastel quartz
#

Oh jeez hehehe

heady crow
heady crow
#

Finland

pastel quartz
night sail
#

still better than 15x100

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sprint

heady crow
night sail
#

i quit swimming hehe

pastel quartz
#

Yeahh, some coaches are pretty bad

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I've had a couple and there's really no way to please 'em

heady crow
#

I quit waterpolo 4 years ago so its been a while

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Did play for 8 years

pastel quartz
#

They just sorta do what they think's gonna work but! There's a cheat

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If you are already there before the coach and start swimming, he's like "Ohh look, that one's already doin some practicing, pretty good stuff"

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So then they'll be a lil more forgiving

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Unless you get a real asshole who thinks that since you're so good, ya can take a lil more

heady crow
#

Yeah what you do for one, doesent work for the other

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Is there any winning in the end

pastel quartz
#

It's got its mixed results

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There's another uhh... way tho

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But it's defo not PG-13, if ya get what I mean

gloomy roost
heady crow
#

I uuh

pastel quartz
#

He gets it hehehehe

gloomy roost
#

Because I already knew what you were gonna type

heady crow
#

That could be two very different things depending on your gender

pastel quartz
#

Oh jeez lol

heady crow
#

Jk jk

pastel quartz
#

Let's just saaaayy

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There's a few that like swim suits of a particular kind

gloomy roost
#

The burden of consciousness

pastel quartz
#

I had to ditch a whole set because of that

#

Ugh

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Creepy stuff

heady crow
#

Happens, theres always gonna be some bad apples sadly

pastel quartz
#

Yeppies

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Anyway!

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That isn't really a problem with me right now because my coach's a seasoned swimmer herself hehehe

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So once ya get lucky, it's a real big plus

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Obviously

heady crow
#

Yee thankfully

#

Are there several coaches there to pick from or something? Since here its just whoever was up for it

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Went through maybe 4 coaches in 1.5 years

pastel quartz
#

Well that's a lil bit of a lie, you can. Just gotta go and ask, they're usually pretty cool with it

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Buuut some can take it the wrong way and then it's a biiiit messy

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Really depends on the coach tho. Some take it with grace, others don't

real tinsel
#

when i'm really old like 27 or something i'm gonna start coaching people and teach them how to enter walls and survive in them and stuff

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but i'm only going to accept bald students

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and they have to maintain the bald too, otherwise they'll be kicked out and i'll keep the money

abstract path
#

Guys

#

I had a date

#

I had a date

#

My cheeks hurt