🎪bruh-fart

[clear prism]

So basically, nothing changed

[heady crow]

From zero to zero

[clear prism]

:)

[heady crow]

Yeah

[lusty sonnet]

what if it was "no femboys allowed"?

[clear prism]

Population would probably be cut in half almost immediately

[slate crown]

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

[clear prism]

Women ☕

[heady crow]

Boys make the best girls anyways

[grizzled meadow]

This is so true

Finally someone have said the truth

[clear prism]

This reminded me of yesterday when Crystal said the most scandalous thing possible

[lusty sonnet]

falco playing tech support in vc

[abstract path]

I agreee

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

Dark mode users trying out light mode

[clear prism]

Light mode is good for your brain

It burns away the bad brain cells

[slate crown]

actual loonie

[clear prism]

The weak brain cells

[slate crown]

take your meds grandpa

[clear prism]

Look, kid, they do not make them like they used to anymore

[onyx birch]

you mean all braincells

[clear prism]

As I said, the weak and bad brain cells

[slate crown]

mfw light mode

[onyx birch]

Light mode users when I throw a flashbang in their room:

they don’t even flinch

[clear prism]

This is secretly training so when SWAT raids my home, they can not blind me

Building up resistance, you know?

[slate crown]

you live in a padded cell bruv

[clear prism]

Yes, my home

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz I don't get payed enough

[pastel quartz]

just steal his credit card information simple

[slate crown]

easier said than done

[clear prism]

You just tell them that giving your credit card info will grant them free Fortnite battlepass

Works every time

[slate crown]

i wish my victims were toddlers

pls don't quote this out of context

[clear prism]

What the fuck, bro

[pastel quartz]

its too late

[slate crown]

well shit

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-23642644

[slate crown]

not not again

[pastel quartz]

not you

[heady crow]

Reverse psychology

[pastel quartz]

this MF using light mode AND compact mode

[slate crown]

AH

[heady crow]

Dont you shit on compact mode

[slate crown]

MY EYES

[clear prism]

🤝

[heady crow]

It has actual benefits you cucks

[pastel quartz]

no im shitting compacted shit on compact mode

[slate crown]

he's at the beach

[pastel quartz]

he's in the ocean

[clear prism]

🤔

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/underwater-hello-im-under-water-selfie-smile-gif-16028538

[slate crown]

there's too much raining

[grizzled meadow]

Here too much raining uuu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu8bH2P37kY

[clear prism]

Shoutout to the youtubers who have sponsors but make time stamps so you can literally just skip it 👌

[slate crown]

new Helluva Boss episode in a nutshell

[grizzled meadow]

You can also use SponsorBlock

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/YnmvKKFWBdU

annual khaaytil family reunion lookin lit

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade hi

I'm helping out this dude

[stone blade]

no alo

im disapointed

[grizzled meadow]

No alo sorry

[stone blade]

terrible

[grizzled meadow]

[stone blade]

you should feel bad

[stone blade]

АЛЕ

[stone blade]

open brainfart
hi
leave

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade come in Lobby now and I'll say alo

[night sail]

hi

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1004733567223480391/y2mate.com_-_alyo_blyat_funny_russian_cats_meme_360p.mp4

[slate crown]

rest in peace Jeremy Elbertson

[stone blade]

hi

[slate crown]

hi

[stone blade]

hi guys

hi

ale

[slate crown]

alo

[lusty sonnet]

alo

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1004589469191655514/FZO2ZNvXgAAnzlo.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1004565559775592488/MemeFeedBot-6.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Ahi

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616686749342629910/1004738485988626462/unknown.png

https://vxtwitter.com/sad_electronics/status/1553172742995906561

[placid sail]

that was always the plan

wanna kiss me and build communism together?

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[placid sail]

nah just kidding 😂 😂

unless? 😳

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

👀

[slate crown]

im down

[gloomy roost]

bad?

[clear prism]

Hello down

I am @clear prism

[slate crown]

who?

[clear prism]

Ligma balls

[slate crown]

gladly

[clear prism]

😐

[slate crown]

didn't expect that one did ya?

[clear prism]

I did, actually

[slate crown]

so are we going to fuk or not?

[stone blade]

I expected your stupity

[abstract path]

Diamenen squa-

[clear prism]

Guys, I think Dumbolin might be interested in men...

[slate crown]

no shit

[abstract path]

Gold goldfish 😭

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861243804295364639/982326447244968036/DD7B64D3-A30E-429D-8248-C2D02C39B6C5.gif

[abstract path]

Bre-

I didn't even talk much

[clear prism]

🤫

[gloomy roost]

So

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kinda-iffy-iguess-a-little-gif-5168309

[abstract path]

Xd

[gloomy roost]

Whatcha playing Falco

[grizzled meadow]

You stopped before it was too late

[grizzled meadow]

Ah right it's still open

Nothing for now

But I want to play again MGS3

[gloomy roost]

Oooh

[grizzled meadow]

This time is the Subsistance version

[gloomy roost]

Nice

[grizzled meadow]

I've played the HD version on PS3

Apparently this is the good version to play

And since I do own the HD version, I'm not doing anything wrong

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

whatcha know about rolling down in the deep

[gloomy roost]

I've only played phantom pain

[slate crown]

ayo

[clear prism]

A pain that is phantom

[gloomy roost]

But still, fuck Konami.

Or rather. Was it a good thing they got Kojima out of their studio, thus making him making his own studio.

[placid sail]

no, fuck dumbolin

he asked specifically to fuck him

[clear prism]

🤔

😂 👌

[grizzled meadow]

What in the hell are you doing here

Go play the other games

[placid sail]

Metal Gear series was over one way or another, Kojombo may be ten times a genius, but a life cycle of a series is a life cycle

could have ended more gracefully though

[clear prism]

Death Stranding is where it is at, my guy

Just press W

👌

[gloomy roost]

Press W to in time, see weird cinematics.

[slate crown]

i only play Death Stranding because norman reedus feet and conan o'brien

[clear prism]

He made a game specifically where we can press W because then, the whole game is a W

Therefore, an L is impossible, mathematically speaking

[placid sail]

I had a guy in my uni years choke on his tongue when I've told him the only metal gear I've played is metal gear acid on psp

[grizzled meadow]

He's right

[gloomy roost]

Game was basically hoping other people made the whole effort for you less.

[placid sail]

he was a really die hard fan of metal gear, so his screams were amusing

[gloomy roost]

Community being real bro's.

[placid sail]

I do realise what kind of freak I am, but I didn't have any consoles

[heady crow]

You got games on your phone?

[grizzled meadow]

Actually I do

Clash of Clans and Cookie Clicker

[slate crown]

I'd do it for free tbh

[heady crow]

I got rome: total war

[clear prism]

Damn bro

Literally no chill even though he has a girlfriend

[placid sail]

I played a pokemon emulation on my phone half the uni

[slate crown]

she already knows how thirsty i am for M E N

[heady crow]

Well i mean is it really cheating if he sucks one cock

[clear prism]

I am not qualified to answer such questions

[heady crow]

Wanna test it out?

[clear prism]

😐

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

From sliding in DMs to 😐

[clear prism]

My character arc is having a surprise plot twist where I reveal myself as shoebill alt

😂 😂 😂

[placid sail]

and getting promptly banned

[clear prism]

Yes

[placid sail]

do it, Falco

quick and painless

[slate crown]

not again

[grizzled meadow]

That would be a great plot twist

I'm still waiting for somebody to say "I'm actually Vans Pebble"

[heady crow]

Man

Im sad i missed the vans pebble storyline

[placid sail]

yeah same

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT

[slate crown]

who is this Vans Pebble

[grizzled meadow]

You weren't there?

[placid sail]

kind of just witnessed the aftermath in rp chat

[grizzled meadow]

You're seriously that "new"?

I thought you knew him

Are you telling me Ivan is seriously the OG? (well apart me of course)

[heady crow]

Im sorry falco im a poser

[vivid edge]

This server is saying your memes such ass
https://discord.gg/hrqVrcCt

[placid sail]

haha Bruno hasn't ever played a shooter game or stalker game

[heady crow]

The hell does such ass mean

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-i-dont-believe-you-smoking-gif-13523062

[clear prism]

It means your memes such ass

[grizzled meadow]

And I won't click your link

[clear prism]

Come on bro, read it properly

[placid sail]

also advertising other servers spread your cheeks NOW

[heady crow]

Well with good luck ill be able to play stalker irl soon

[clear prism]

Tell him to ban Dalvik

[vivid edge]

all i've done is copy pasta most of what's posted here

[placid sail]

back to our love in the trenches arc?

[grizzled meadow]

We have another baguette here

[vivid edge]

it's a dark souls cheat engine server

but now it's mostly furries

[gloomy roost]

He's baiting us to click link

[grizzled meadow]

Now I'll seriously won't click your link

[grizzled meadow]

• this

[clear prism]

As in, from enemies to lovers TV trope?

[vivid edge]

sure i'm not asking you to click

[placid sail]

indeed

[swift scarab]

Ah, so the polar opposite of what most people want here

[clear prism]

A good story device but kind of overdone

[placid sail]

since we're most likely to be enemies

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

Well stalker players either hate furries or are furries

[clear prism]

We hate furries here, sir

[placid sail]

I am a furry

rawr

ex dee

[gloomy roost]

Damn

Bz

[swift scarab]

Indeed, but I’ve seen more haters here than enjoyers

[gloomy roost]

How many suits you have?

[gloomy roost]

cursed

[placid sail]

that was such a fat bait and y'all went for it

[gloomy roost]

Did you know in terms of

[clear prism]

😐 📷
😠 📸

[placid sail]

hehe

[vivid edge]

if you've heard about the serious CVE exploits that were discovered in dark souls game and it resulted in the games having their online servers shutdown since like 6months ago ?
It's a few people from that server that found the exploits and notified bandai namco.
All i'm saying it's not a trap server

[placid sail]

goddamit, leave me alone, work, I want to lose my chromosomes in brainfart

[clear prism]

That is straight up a big red flag now

[placid sail]

fuck me

[heady crow]

Its a trap server

Youre trying way too hard

[gloomy roost]

Wait

Does it have traps tho

[slate crown]

I'll take one for the team

[clear prism]

Oof

[grizzled meadow]

Btw @heady crow @placid sail @slate crown

Vans Pebble was (I think) the first troll in here, or, well, the first actual troll I've seen, I think I was already a moderator in that moment
He constantly played the "I'm a stupid dude" part, Aldourien and okay_cat didn't like that, I did, because it was obvious as shit that he really wasn't that stupid, he just pretended he was, always asking stupid questions
He was banned because he posted an obviously ironic deepfried video with (if I remember correctly) stuff in it about pedophilia and the n-word, ironic stuff running on Tiktok, nothing exceptionally funny, stuff made just for bait, with Fortnite in the background
That was the straw that broke the camel's back and he was banned

He became a legend because he had a problem with radiation in GAMMA, he was a living reactor and we didn't understand what the problem was, we spent 10 minutes laughing because he had irradiated bread in his inventory and whatever he did he died or played badly
I miss him... my man Vans...

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I remember that
Good server then

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

ALSO

[clear prism]

Damn

[placid sail]

it was an interesting lore, but then ew

[grizzled meadow]

The dude made me play MGS Revengeance

Like for real

He made me love the game

[placid sail]

the duality of man...

[grizzled meadow]

My man Vans is a fucking legend in everything

His profile pic was Senator Armorstrong

Come on

[placid sail]

he was bad, but he made some good...

[grizzled meadow]

He was THE man

[heady crow]

If someone played mgr:r on launch i would have Expected for you to have falco

[gloomy roost]

He was Falco's first

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know why I didn't played it at launch

[slate crown]

I've stared into the abyss, and it stared back

[clear prism]

Making the mother of all omelettes here, jack. Can't fret over every egg.

[vivid edge]

CEO of rice how do you explain this
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/256195514788216832/1004365690066702496/FB_IMG_1659529799244.jpg?width=526&height=702

[clear prism]

This is what happens when you join furry servers

You lose your will to live

[gloomy roost]

What did you find

[slate crown]

you can't be serious

[vivid edge]

don't shoot the messenger

[placid sail]

"plant based rice"

so

uh

rice?

[grizzled meadow]

I don't play TF2 and this is true

[placid sail]

I've played TF2 and this is true

sounds a bit more sinister than usual though

like some arc "Scout overdosed on cocaine and murdered an orphan house"

[onyx birch]

I was scrolling up this chat and accidentally joined

thank you very much sir

[slate crown]

it was a trap

[gloomy roost]

The good or bad kind

[slate crown]

neither

[gloomy roost]

Neutral ending

[clear prism]

This is the good shit

[slate crown]

@vivid edge did you upload feet holding pics?

[clear prism]

Hit them with the "Who asked"

[slate crown]

you vile beast

[vivid edge]

go to Untended

[lusty sonnet]

ah i missed the MGR talk

[clear prism]

See, this is what happens when people embrace degeneracy

This is why I pray to the Holy Bred 🙏

[vivid edge]

the server owner posts his home made bread

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/kyoro-kyoro-00-bread-almighty-loaf-gif-12080888

[heady crow]

Just like me fr

[slate crown]

he's not lying

[vivid edge]

yeah

[gloomy roost]

Damn dude. Do they have something against you or just the meems you send?

[vivid edge]

i have not said anything false so far

maybe just me but i don't fucking care i've been there 3 years

[slate crown]

except the part where you tried to rope other innocent people into the server

[heady crow]

Peak gym hours are around 12pm anyways

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722298291882164336/1004064716596986017/trim.7343386B-B2CB-4F8C-9F4F-0D65FEEA2FC1.mov

[abstract path]

Wth is tis

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[real tinsel]

damn

he's going in the lore

[placid sail]

hail, bald man

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/gazuwu_/status/1554614181831524352?s=21&t=sno6ckgJApj7X6PaCiCshw

gazuwu (@gazuwu_)

wha- what the hell is this

Likes

49232

Retweets

5225

Twitter · Aug 2, 2022, 11:44 PM

[onyx birch]

Omg

pfp material

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-aoogah-awoogah-awooga-love-gif-19805850

[abstract path]

You still have him friended?

[abstract path]

What the

[onyx birch]

genuine worry

[vivid edge]

TGA is slowly dying it seems

[narrow lotus]

In Eastern Europe not only he would never use turn signals, but he would flash you to get out of the way , while trying to drive 170km with the dashboard full of christmas lights while smoking everyone (literally) from behind

[abstract path]

Bro i mean the risk of rain characters have boobs but it's also fucking flat 😩

[grizzled meadow]

Obviously

[abstract path]

There is only like 2 female playable characters

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

My man 🤝

[gloomy roost]

Not if you use mods Crystal

[slate crown]

loader my beloved

[gloomy roost]

Then everything

Can be female.

[abstract path]

there are mods?

[onyx birch]

Lol

[abstract path]

Well i play on xbox so it doesn't matter

:v

Lol

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806114138899218432/1002734426813378691/pepsidog.webm

[slate crown]

yea i can see why

[real tinsel]

and good day to you mordorian hobo

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516018031546073110/1004436081585950860/5A6A4CF4-6030-4B10-B0BF-FBC5A6023977.png

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516018031546073110/1000071471885996064/Screenshot_20220722-054341_Reddit.jpg
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516018031546073110/1000071471672078426/unknown-72.png

https://imgur.com/gallery/jBZKxSv

[placid sail]

used to be an old joke in our parts

[slate crown]

ugh why does she stand like a centaur

[clear prism]

So her chest and butt are even more pronounced

[placid sail]

"look at foreign weather forecasters and look at ours"

[grizzled meadow]

Booba

[clear prism]

🤝

Classic crazy looking former Soviet professor who works at a Weather station because shit pay in Universities

[gloomy roost]

https://youtu.be/thOifuHs6eY

[placid sail]

he was indeed russian geographer-hydrologist and candidate of geographical sciences

[slate crown]

fuck i need to smoke up to understand this shit

[real tinsel]

i'd prefer this guy over the other one any day

[vivid edge]

they have better posture than us

[clear prism]

I know because a friend in the Mordorian places told me that science boyos are fucked over there 🤣

[vivid edge]

great vid

the A4 video even better

[placid sail]

yeah he was actually very chill and comfy guy

[real tinsel]

they usually are

[slate crown]

if this is good posture, then my life has been a lie

[real tinsel]

my history teacher was the coolest old guy i've ever met

[placid sail]

sort of an iconic weather forecaster for previous generation

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the trumpet

[real tinsel]

man also knew pretty much every movie reference

[placid sail]

they are

[real tinsel]

falco would like him

[vivid edge]

nice center of mass

[placid sail]

you're either at some government rich and fat project which are very few and very hard to get into or you've already moved to another country

or, uh, you're just a scientist with a poverty level wage, considering his life choices

[vivid edge]

https://twitter.com/itsjamesherring/status/766558659367178241

[abstract path]

Wu-

[stone blade]

HEXAGONS ARE BESTAGONS

[clear prism]

Mordorian government be like:
bz11k, it is time for your scheduled 5 minutes of intense propaganda so you can get food ration

[real tinsel]

sexagon hehe

[vivid edge]

no twitter embed sad

[clear prism]

Embed 👏 Failure 👏

[placid sail]

it's very close to that

[placid sail]

there were news recently

[vivid edge]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/two-minute_hate

[placid sail]

that there's going to be a duty free shop in Moscow for diplomatic workers only

that's some soviet era level shit

[vivid edge]

dunno why

[clear prism]

Oh goodness

I am getting some real HL2RP flashbacks from that

"This is a CWU workers only area, get out of here, Citizen."

[vivid edge]

https://vxtwitter.com/itsjamesherring/status/766558659367178241

[clear prism]

Which is funny because HL2 game is set in Sankt Petersburg, if I remember correctly

Probably the automatic server protection 🤣

They filter some images out and block them

[real tinsel]

yeah i haven't been able to send this one either

it's stuck in "processing"

[clear prism]

I had to do some real wizardry just to post Buff Kruglov

[slate crown]

i can't send the video of a dog sitting on the swing with death grips music as well

[real tinsel]

it's the first pic in this

[clear prism]

But Buff Kruglov is too strong

[vivid edge]

yeah figures

[placid sail]

got the same shit a couple times, give it time

[gloomy roost]

Queue Falco

[vivid edge]

yeah nudity filter

[placid sail]

discord is savouring the meme

[real tinsel]

i'm not giving it time

[grizzled meadow]

?

[real tinsel]

hi

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[real tinsel]

just wanted to say i love you

smooch

[slate crown]

get a room

[real tinsel]

another smooch on the little falco

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kiss-cute-pet-cat-gif-20374133

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[grizzled meadow]

[lusty sonnet]

join the room

make it a party

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes Flork my beloved

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-core-beloved-locket-nonagon-gif-26043045

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow post sex 01/01

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/851848967686979614/984997326223466537/346352AD-45A3-4168-89E2-62FADAC8E1E2.gif

[lusty sonnet]

hold up wait

[clear prism]

:)

There is nothing like seeing a meme you saved, titled and sent in here being used again

[vivid edge]

oh okay it's that guy i get it now

[heady crow]

Not on pc rn sadly

[slate crown]

i got this shit on speed dial

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ceiling-ceiling-cat-gif-21079929

[heady crow]

Wait ppl dont know billy?

And are here?

Wtf

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545728381799366657/791700546498199552/bounce.gif

[clear prism]

To be fair, neither did I

[grizzled meadow]

Dumbolin posted the video don't worry

[clear prism]

Until you sent that Mordor video where they talk about him

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna have to disagree with billy on this one

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/575118827852136455/981860000722989077/2BC49F59-C355-474C-9386-58C0C78E46FE.gif

[real tinsel]

cigarettes and beer don't go well together

[gloomy roost]

Never had any of those 2

[gloomy roost]

So im good

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/thermal-paste-cpu-motherboard-thermal-paste-cpu-cpu-thermal-paste-gif-24047580

[real tinsel]

are you good?

or are you skully?

which one is it skyllty

[clear prism]

Yes, answer the question, Skittles

[slate crown]

stroke moment

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-driving-toyota-drive-bunny-driving-gif-21922450

[gloomy roost]

I'm actually chaotic neutral, I lied.

[slate crown]

wait... that's not thermal paste

[real tinsel]

that's what i thought, chaotic neutral

[clear prism]

YOU are thermal paste

😠

[gloomy roost]

What is it then

[real tinsel]

you put a little bit of dumbolin on your cpu and it doesn't fry itself

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

The bi particles enhance the computer experience

[gloomy roost]

Tbf I thought it was glue

Way to fuck up a cpu

[slate crown]

i saw the UWU written on the CPU

[clear prism]

Time for some Better Call Saul spoilers

[real tinsel]

never seen a glue that looks like that

[gloomy roost]

Oh

No

UWU Pwosesszor

[slate crown]

we lost another one

[real tinsel]

saul dies in the end

[gloomy roost]

We all do

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/334557420963758081/824789676941639680/1616713265296.gif

[clear prism]

When my story arc ends, I will disappear into thin air

@clear prism will simply no longer exist

[grizzled meadow]

I swear to God

@real tinsel

You too

Don't fucking try me

Don't even joke around spoilers for this show

[slate crown]

you're making falco angy

[gloomy roost]

Falco is the guy crying with the gun

[grizzled meadow]

I still need to watch the season

[narrow lotus]

Dont wanna be THAT guy , but u know Spoilers are actually mutable / bannable on many servers as a general rule

[grizzled meadow]

That's why I'm warning them

[real tinsel]

||and then walter makes a cameo and he gets arrested by the police then he says "hmmmm i'd better call saul" and then he calls saul but his wife answers the phone and she says "waltaer white this is me better call saul's wife, he died so you can't call him anymore goodbye waltare" and then it cuts to walter doing the sad face and falling on the ground and then credits roll||

[narrow lotus]

I mean u laugh , but it's actually a thing

[gloomy roost]

I know

[narrow lotus]

u can write it tho if u use the thingie

i forgot how is it , the one that makes it so you click on the sentence

to be revealed

that is fine i guess

[grizzled meadow]

||this||

Yes, of course it's fine

[gloomy roost]

||not this||

[placid sail]

you still gotta sting him one more time, don't you, you little bald asshole

[slate crown]

||i like men||

[narrow lotus]

again, im not trying to be a nazi but spoiling smth is kinda shit and i would love to avoid it 😄

[real tinsel]

yea

[clear prism]

One "Better Call Saul" spoiler, coming up

[narrow lotus]

how do u do it

[narrow lotus]

bro i cant

[gloomy roost]

Ban him ledy

[grizzled meadow]

What? ||this||?

[narrow lotus]

yeah i forgot

[slate crown]

the sad reality unfortunately

[grizzled meadow]

||

[narrow lotus]

aha

[placid sail]

I really get it now why khaaytil thinks you're old as pyramids

[eager quest]

@narrow lotus i am back

do u wanna 3man?

[clear prism]

Elaborate immediately

[narrow lotus]

ye why not , im free for a bit

ask ivan

[placid sail]

aldo level humour

soul crushing dad jokes

[eager quest]

ye im with him

i always play with this dog

[clear prism]

:)

[real tinsel]

and THEN after the credits are finished it cuts to saul goodman's funeral and while better call saul's wife is making the speech saul goodman gets up from his coffin like a zombie and he says "well, you'd better call saul then" and he does the finger pointing thing he usually does

the end

[narrow lotus]

Falco |is not| gay

[real tinsel]

sorry falco, had to spoil it

[narrow lotus]

didnt work @grizzled meadow

u lied to me

[lusty sonnet]

double pipes Ledy

[clear prism]

You need to do || on both sides

[grizzled meadow]

I swear it's ||

[clear prism]

[narrow lotus]

Falco ||is not|| gay

aha

[placid sail]

||two sticks bird man||

[narrow lotus]

nice

[clear prism]

Bird lady has finally figured it out, folks

👏

[lusty sonnet]

they grow up so quickly 🥲

[narrow lotus]

i am not a woman

for the 101th time

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876676785859874898/910190580380860476/image0-1-2.gif

[clear prism]

Hello not a woman

[narrow lotus]

men can have birds too

[clear prism]

I am @clear prism

[narrow lotus]

fuck all of you

i love u

[eager quest]

@narrow lotus gc or gamma vc?

[stone blade]

hes literally me

[narrow lotus]

go gamma vc

[slate crown]

i wish

[clear prism]

Had a guy yesterday brag that his Anime profile picture does that

Ah, the cringe was 💯

[gloomy roost]

But it's not a bald eagle tho

[slate crown]

ugh

i got second hand cringe reading that

[gloomy roost]

What? Kha's message?

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[slate crown]

i can tolerate people who have anime stuff, but to go out of their way to brag?

[clear prism]

Oh no, this guy is full on cringe

We were planning out some gaming and he said "Akashi entering gaming mode!"

[real tinsel]

hello i have 15 anime pillows and i have sex with each of them twice every day

[clear prism]

Like the fuck

[real tinsel]

are you sure it wasn't ironic

[clear prism]

No, it was not

Sadly

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

do you still plan on gaming with him?

[slate crown]

pls no

[clear prism]

No lol

He was never in the discussion, just barged in as my broskis and I were planning

Faults of being in a public server

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna start using this

[lusty sonnet]

yikers

[clear prism]

Motherf-

[slate crown]

kicked in just in time

thank god for this reefa man

[clear prism]

Same guy

[clear prism]

Why is it so quiet

[real tinsel]

because he's going to sleep

[clear prism]

🤔

[vivid edge]

https://twitter.com/ByDonkeys/status/1551138151934066688

Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys)

This is Brexit

Likes

118495

Retweets

50551

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 24, 2022, 9:32 AM

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-mercury-5feet-explain-better-call-saul-gif-26064518

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/406394414110474241/991102136651878420/IMG_4842.gif

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/552918377971318796/1004421380248440852/unknown.png

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnDg8deUOMA

[slate crown]

||👌||

[slate crown]

told you she's an artist

[radiant grove]

damn daniel

[real tinsel]

what does she mean by reference samples

[slate crown]

artists usually have references used for their drawings

i.e if you need to draw a horse, you pull up a picture of a horse as an example

[radiant grove]

i got warned but i don

[real tinsel]

so she's gonna watch you suck another dude's cock?

[radiant grove]

fuck

[real tinsel]

and also paint it while it's happening

[slate crown]

she's willing to watch me do ALOT more than just that

[real tinsel]

damn

hot

[plucky void]

🤨

what did I just wake up to

[real tinsel]

did she also paint the time she pegged you

[slate crown]

no comment

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna get an artist gf

[radiant grove]

what

[real tinsel]

i AM going to GET an ARTIST gf

[real tinsel]

I'm actually Vans Pebble

[clear prism]

What the fuck

What kind of art does she do

Actually, do not answer that question

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-what-is-bro-doing-what-are-you-doing-gif-25846043

[slate crown]

if you want to see her work i can send you her reddit profile where he most of her art are

[clear prism]

Reddit

😂

🤣 🤣

[slate crown]

yea i said the same thing

[radiant grove]

hell naww

[gloomy roost]

Should she use Deviantart huh GT? Twitter? Facebook?

[slate crown]

she has multiple accounts but she only uploads to reddit for some reason

[gloomy roost]

For the sweet sweet karma points.

[sudden elm]

posts art

(btw im a woman)

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the internet points

[gloomy roost]

Profile pic says otherwise, cat.

[clear prism]

Every unwashed gamer virgin in the area: 😩

[slate crown]

she usually draws terraria and madness combat

based woman

[gloomy roost]

Oh

Nice

Im playing that now actually.

[clear prism]

Then what the fuck does sucking cocks have to do with reference material

[sudden elm]

women

☕

[clear prism]

Hah

Women ☕

[slate crown]

it's our little inside joke, don't worry about it

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

😐

[slate crown]

what?

[slate crown]

most of her stuff are hand drawn, she rarely does digital art

[clear prism]

Reddit

😂 👌

[gloomy roost]

Nice tho

[real tinsel]

i was expecting some...other stuff

[slate crown]

oh she does have a NSFW account

[real tinsel]

let me slide into them dms

[clear prism]

Hey, that is my line

Copycat

[real tinsel]

sorry i was borrowing it

here you can have it back

[clear prism]

All good 🤝

[slate crown]

she mostly draws gay pron but sometimes she'll draw me some nice booba art

[clear prism]

I shall lend you my powers, my friend

[radiant grove]

damn bro no way who could have thought

[clear prism]

This motherfucker got free commissions going on, goddamn

[slate crown]

apparently she's got a crush on humanoid moonlord

[clear prism]

What

[real tinsel]

in exchange he gives her live footage of him sucking other dudes' cocks

[slate crown]

and made this cursed shit

[gloomy roost]

Very cursed.

[clear prism]

What in the fuck's name

[gloomy roost]

10/10

[real tinsel]

yeah i definitely want an artist gf now

[radiant grove]

im about to act up

[clear prism]

Artist girlfriends can be such a hit and miss, man

Got to be careful

[slate crown]

oh yea definitely

but she's definitely a keeper

[clear prism]

Unless it comes to humanoid moonlord 🤣

[slate crown]

that's the tamest picture i could send

i have WAAAAY more stuff that would get me banned IMMEDIATELY

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Wait what

Dumbolin

What have you done

[slate crown]

wut?

what?

[clear prism]

Oh god, why do you have so much porn

[stone blade]

why not :)

[slate crown]

you never know

i keep them just in case

of an emergency

[clear prism]

What kind of goddamn emergency do you need copious amounts of porn for

[gloomy roost]

Internet blackout

[slate crown]

exactly

[clear prism]

[gloomy roost]

When the solar flare finally does some actual damage

[clear prism]

Nah but legit question, you guys actually got porn saved up or some shit?

[gloomy roost]

Nah

[slate crown]

yup

[gloomy roost]

Just 1 artist

[real tinsel]

that's gonna burn your pc too dingus

[clear prism]

Long Dark scenario ;)

[gloomy roost]

Not if I wrap it with foil

[radiant grove]

my internet got so bad it looped around and now it's faster than ever before

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

i wanted to do it after the last time i had internet blackout but i got too lazy and still haven't

[clear prism]

Ahh

[slate crown]

-1kb/s

[clear prism]

I got nothing because I do not watch it 🤣

[radiant grove]

less

[real tinsel]

i either watch it every day or don't watch it for 6 months straight

no in-between

[clear prism]

There was a time I watched a couple

Honestly, that whole affair was weird

My girlfriend at that time said she wanted to watch it together

[slate crown]

I've seen all types of shit dude

[clear prism]

Said "Sure, why not I guess" and it was fucking strange

[slate crown]

vanilla pron just doesn't turn me on anymore

i need the HARDCORE shit

[clear prism]

😐

Bruh what

[real tinsel]

damn

[slate crown]

I've said too much

[real tinsel]

at least i'm good

[gloomy roost]

Uh

Someone post that "You didn't need to say that" vid

[radiant grove]

i think i have it somewhere

[clear prism]

Damn, Dumbolin's girlfriend must have a tough time, then

[gloomy roost]

OOF

Maybe she likes whipping him or something

[slate crown]

...

[clear prism]

👀

[slate crown]

look

[real tinsel]

my ex was into hentai stuff and she wanted to watch some extremely vanilla-ass shit with me but we never did because she was shy about it

[slate crown]

a healthy sex life is integral to a healthy relationship

[real tinsel]

i forgot what the genre is called though. It's basically lesbians but it's barely porn

[clear prism]

Damn

[gloomy roost]

Prob, I wouldn't know.

[placid sail]

therefore, I must construct a mechanical bull with a space inside for a person to fit in

[clear prism]

My girlfriend at that time kept saying "let us watch foot fetish videos because I find it silly and do not like it at all"

But her insistence kept me a bit... suspicious

[slate crown]

all I'm saying is, she's a sadist and im a masochist

[real tinsel]

what the fuck bz11k

[gloomy roost]

Oh shit

[clear prism]

👀

[placid sail]

what? it's an established historical thing

[real tinsel]

ah, the perfect match

[placid sail]

back me up greek dude

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/399723055389212683/995089231779221585/ezgif.com-gif-maker6.gif

[placid sail]

what was his unwritable name again

[clear prism]

Greek dude: 🦗

[placid sail]

fine I'll scroll

[real tinsel]

i was both the sadist and the masochist in our relationship but my ex didn't like my sadist part much

[radiant grove]

but did you know

you can kill people and take their shit

[clear prism]

@lusty sonnet

There you go, I got you covered

[placid sail]

@lusty sonnet back me up on a mechanical bull with a space inside for a person dude

damn I was a bit behind

[radiant grove]

the brazen bull

[lusty sonnet]

the fuck am i missing?

[clear prism]

A lot

We have discovered that Dumbolin is a masochist

[real tinsel]

go catch up on brainfart lore

[clear prism]

Best add that to the lore, yes

[real tinsel]

what am i gonna add

[lusty sonnet]

just playing FF and learning that dumbolin is bottom ASF

[placid sail]

no talky

[lusty sonnet]

and is into torture devies?

[slate crown]

no no no

service top

[clear prism]

Wait, what is this

[placid sail]

enlighten us on the subject of mechanical bulls and their purpose in sexual acts

[clear prism]

Who wrote this

[placid sail]

you must know it since you're greek

[real tinsel]

i did

[clear prism]

Fair

[real tinsel]

i forgot why though

[placid sail]

oh god the sheets are massive now

[real tinsel]

i know it as well and i'm not even greek

[lusty sonnet]

the brazen bull was just a giant bronzen bull you stuff people in and let them sudder a bit

human stew

[gloomy roost]

Kha gotta update Pangolin

[heady crow]

Context?

[placid sail]

no wait

what the fuck

[lusty sonnet]

man i dunno i'm lost

[radiant grove]

yeah

[clear prism]

Ok so, here is the deal, folks

[placid sail]

you had two different mechanical bull appliances?

[radiant grove]

you put a guy inside and then you set a fire underneath the bull

[lusty sonnet]

was looking at cutscenes and i get 2 @s thrown at me

[slate crown]

really

[gloomy roost]

Edit it if you don't like it

[clear prism]

I see something different

[lusty sonnet]

i'm lost

[slate crown]

you wrote this?

[gloomy roost]

No?

[slate crown]

who did it

[placid sail]

because the one I know is about some greek woman who was so thirsty she ordered to build a mechanical bull so she would get in and

you know

[gloomy roost]

Bro im so uninteresting that I have to add a thing or two to mine

[clear prism]

This is actually true?

[placid sail]

oh, in that case it would be mechanical cow, not bull

[lusty sonnet]

oh that was minos' wife

[clear prism]

No fucking way that is true

[placid sail]

ah see @clear prism

[lusty sonnet]

not e mechanical bull but a real bull

[clear prism]

What the fuck

😂

[slate crown]

well to whoever wrote it, good job

[lusty sonnet]

then the minotaur was born

[placid sail]

so yeah, greek people have some strange love for bulls and cows apparently

[radiant grove]

why does everyone in greek mythology fuck animals

[clear prism]

Zeus started it, ok

[lusty sonnet]

cuz greek mythos do be horny asf

[clear prism]

Greeks got to represent

[placid sail]

forgot about the torture bull at all

[real tinsel]

the mods are gonna see this entire conversation and stop believing in god

[clear prism]

As if they believed in god from the start

[placid sail]

I'm honestly surprised aldo haven't spanked us yet

for quite some time actually

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart existing is proof god is dead

[clear prism]

I mean, we are not talking about anything bad

[placid sail]

he used to go "no horny" pretty quickly

[real tinsel]

he doesn't look here anymore

[clear prism]

Aldourien has abandoned #🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

what were we discussing last time he intervened? traps I think?

[real tinsel]

traps are worse than this?

i'm pretty sure he's just lost all hope in brainfart

[placid sail]

it wasn't even that bad, but he still spanked us

[clear prism]

Traps are weird, though

[real tinsel]

entire responsibility of #🎪bruh-fart is on falco now

[placid sail]

so yeah, I guess he's abandoned brainfart

until next shoebill of course

[clear prism]

Well, not entirely

From time to time, he still comes in and does a spanking

[slate crown]

mmmmm

[clear prism]

Warned some guy for a post that they posted about what, 2 days ago

[slate crown]

hope I'll get one some day

[clear prism]

Really far up so he is probably just backreading

But there is so much shit, he can not catch up 🤣

[slate crown]

falco im not a bottom, i swear

[clear prism]

Not to mention, the occasional cringe makes you sto p reading

[real tinsel]

i however, am

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/more-star-wars-kylo-ren-gif-15168091

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[clear prism]

Me, who is top because I was not raised as a loser

😐

[lusty sonnet]

me, who is still lost but hungry now too

[placid sail]

being top is being a loser, it's a sign of insecurity

[vivid edge]

nice art

[placid sail]

only chads go bot, because they don't care

wait are we talking about sexual intercouse or moba games

correct in both cases though

[slate crown]

fuck, that's why i enjoy support so much

[clear prism]

No clue, bro

[slate crown]

it all makes sense now

[real tinsel]

damn i enjoy support too

[gloomy roost]

Tank, healing or damage supp?

[slate crown]

tank

[real tinsel]

healing

[slate crown]

oh no i am a masochist

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sob-arnold-gif-12406885

[real tinsel]

and am a good healer too

[plucky void]

I like playing support in dota because they're really strong early game

[radiant grove]

you vill eat ze bugs

[plucky void]

I love dunking on the enemy carry

[slate crown]

i was bitter and angry whenever i played league

but then i found out about zac support

[placid sail]

I got a couple of pretty good games as Vel'Koz support yesterday

[lusty sonnet]

I'm bitter and angry whenever i see league

[placid sail]

truuuuuuue

[gloomy roost]

I feel indifferent when I see league

[real tinsel]

i installed league a while ago to play with brainfart but then deleted it before even playing

[gloomy roost]

Also just got that dommy Syndra skin

[placid sail]

you also sit in vc without mic

pussy

[slate crown]

imagine, brainfart team comp

[lusty sonnet]

Valorant is toxic enough for me

[gloomy roost]

Prob 5 bruisers

[placid sail]

we had one in aram already

[heady crow]

So all supports are bottoms and bi, top laners either racist and/or pedos, jungle players schizos

[gloomy roost]

Mid laners?

[heady crow]

What are adc and mid then

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

mid laners are clinically insane

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-controversial-yet-so-brave-controversial-brave-gif-12046682

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow you adc or mid?

[placid sail]

he's a jarvan fanboy

[gloomy roost]

You know what

My best friend would probably say that I am

Guess you're not wrong

[placid sail]

though brainfart lore-wise bruno should be playing Mundo and Sett

[slate crown]

whenever i play as mundo i turn the color saturation down to black and white and cosplay as gigachad

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/FVJacOaBEas

[lusty sonnet]

League ☕

[placid sail]

I fucking hate it ❤️

[slate crown]

exactly

[lusty sonnet]

Same ❤️

[slate crown]

i fucking love hating it ❤️

[lusty sonnet]

Was in a vc with 2 'friends' playing league and intentionally feeding

Their excuse: it's our 3rd account

[gloomy roost]

[lusty sonnet]

Time to delete people from my friends list

[placid sail]

what's the point?

to spite other people playing?

[lusty sonnet]

Toxic mentality

[gloomy roost]

I have 2 accounts, because I actually lost the 1st one but got it back 8 years later

[placid sail]

just a waste of your own time

[lusty sonnet]

Basically

[placid sail]

yikes indeed

[gloomy roost]

Mfw it's not a jojo stand

It's actually good tho

[lusty sonnet]

One of those 2 has 7 accounts in total to smurf and calls everyone he can shit

[slate crown]

mommy stardust pillar

[gloomy roost]

Uh

Sure.

[lusty sonnet]

Man's a living toxic waste dump

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[heady crow]

I play j4 top

[gloomy roost]

Had a guy a few days ago that was actually named Sieg Hiel

[heady crow]

Sometimes mid or support

[gloomy roost]

And spammed it in chat

[lusty sonnet]

Yikes

[heady crow]

My name used to be jihadist jarvan

Not as bad but still

[clear prism]

What is this

[gloomy roost]

Well yeahg

But this guy spammed Sieg the whole time

[clear prism]

Ah yes, Wehraboos

[gloomy roost]

Never said Hitler tho, just Sieg Heil

[lusty sonnet]

Is that bannable?

[slate crown]

apparently not

[lusty sonnet]

Or does riot dismiss it?

[slate crown]

picks caitlyn mid
dies to Vex mid
blames entire team for existing

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

I've actually met people who went out of their way to send you a friend request just to clown you in chat

absolute subhuman

[clear prism]

Quick question to the #🎪bruh-fart dwellers:
Couples that are on Discord and always point out that they are a couple whenever possible
Cringe or not cringe?

[slate crown]

kinda cringe ngl

[clear prism]

🤝

[slate crown]

it's like those valorant couples

his egg, her sperm cell

disgusting

[plucky void]

trophy relationships are peak cringe

[gloomy roost]

Nice SoT update

[gloomy roost]

Im almost like this, but I try my best not to latch out in chat

[slate crown]

yea you can get tilted that's fine, even pros get tilted sometimes, but going out of your way to verbally harass your teammates is definitely a

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

100%

Remember

IZ ONLY GAEM

[slate crown]

why u hav to be mad

[heady crow]

Riot doesent do anything unless someone reports or files a ticket on you

[slate crown]

they're literally too rich to care at this point

[placid sail]

one of my friends got a friend request recently in league

and upon accepting, were being insulted for 5 minutes straight for being russian and basically the source of all evil upon the face of earth

[slate crown]

classic

miserable human beings just want to take everyone else with them

most toxic players those people