#🎪bruh-fart
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iirc you said your wife showed you pics of naked dudes and you got hard, then realized you're bisexual
Bahahahq
nah dude i was bi way before that incident
Man i have missed some important character building
i can't find the text where he said it though
Pretty sure it got purged along with some uhh
noo
Political stuff
self report
Damn, shoebill
Yes
Oh zamn
Lots of cock and balls
The skin colour reveal
In fact, so much dick and balls, it is crazy
👀
How did he have so many pictures
Maaan thats insane
exactly how much of dick and balls are we talking about
Like on a scale
It would put a certain Biden's laptop content to shame
so like 5 kilograms of dick and balls
Yes
as falco said, insane
The man just had so much cock around, he could satisfy two gay bars in one night
Whos falco

you're @grizzled meadow, falco
he speaks of the ancient one
Oh no
Im @grizzled meadow?
What have you done

The horde has been alerted
you're @grizzled meadow
he is coming
the end is nigh
Weird, when i ping @grizzled meadow my text doesent turn piss colour ill stop now sowwyy falcoo :(( <33
takes cyanide pill hidden under false teeth adios
I'm always watching you
RIP Pango
is dead from cyanide poisoning
this is not a threat, it's a date
on behalf of our fellow men
falco is gonna shove his calzone down my throat
Say what
@grizzled meadow
hehe
You're lucky I love this fucking song
Oh my goodness
#🎪bruh-fart has been saved yet again
fucc
what
🤝
oh


now that everything has gone back to relatively normal
who wants to do crack cocaine?
i am not allwed to do that stuff
hot
We need to start a document or something
You're bald and you live in everybody walls
Crystal doesn't drink water
Dumbolin (official name) is bi and all that stuff
create new channel and name it brainfart-lore
so im just here for diversity purposes?
and look at me in the eyes when you say my name 

I'm coming after you
new training arc unlocked "training to beat falco"
In what way you are trying to best him?
If in terms of how you speak there is no beating him sadly
I was hoping for revengeance status. I was not disappointed
Here to get disappointed
Why would you betray me like this
I trusted you
I even bought you that maid outfit
😭
What bo
ok but
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No please andrew
f1 v10
Im sorry
bro these v10 sounds man
there you go https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EEe48_wdjJVOK6CjCcHlAiXz2BtOlJ5Fk4DrRlFaqHM/edit?usp=sharing
Sheet1
khaaytil#3368,Falcoman#0759,bz11k#9693,PangolinStirfry#0281,Brüno Bratwürst#3283
bald,italian,mordorian,nationality unknown,finnish
has extremely hot voice that makes you wet your pants,hobo,is into both guys and girls,lives in a forest, sometimes goes fishing
lives in walls,moderator (ha...
finish it yourself i'm tired
my guy recording with that 8k mic
wow
Oh my god khaa
oh my god falco
I love you
i love you too
You got to add how there are hundreds of sleeper khaaytils around
actually
honestly dude im tired of training to beat you, so let's just call truce
i do have a girlfriend for the record
OF COURSE
You can't catch me lacking
And you can't beat me
It is what it is
of course i fucking can't but I'm willing to bury the hatchet. it's your call since you're the bigger man here quite literally
TRUE

🤝
Still Dumbolin is your official name can't do anything about it

me
🤝 fine
Of course it was you ❤️

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
phew glad that's off my shoulders
Seriously I can't say shit that everyone will know it
So true
Someone just needs to afd add "and demand 200 dollars" after the will come after you part
fixed
wait
we had a user who had a lot of trouble with gamma
i forgot his name
he was a big meme
falco may remember him
Me
not you stfu
Wait, CNPP Reactor 4 came back to life?
You make him sound like he went through the meltdown and came out as an indestructible retard attempting to explore the zone
Probably because he was
Understandable
he was a walking god amongst men
Fixed
Dark mode was a mistake

Just for the meme, back to dark mode
Don’t forget Crystal, or Kristal, or Kris, or whatever their name is at the moment
We’re all a little psychopathic sometimes
Sandpaper deez nuts
Gtanil never had nuts to begin with, good to know
🤦♂️

Because it's the most fucking posted thing in here, next to Bateman
I added it myself
🤝
Don’t forget that meme of the two cats while guys speak Russian
ALO
АЛО
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ДА
XAXAXAXAXAXAXA
XAXXAAAXAXA
Never
there's a button at the bottom that lets you add a new row if you run out of rows
Meanwhile I’m casually listening to DJ house music on a russian radio station from America

phonk > all
Nah, generic bouncy house music
Haven’t found any phonk yet
Some nice doomer tunes here and there though
doomer music is nice
Ah yes depressive suicidal/melancholic raw black metal
My favourte
From the album Этажи (Etazhi) https://detritirecords.bandcamp.com/album/molchat-doma-etazhi
or that
pango showing off his thicc thighs
Something something doomer music
Ah russian post punk
try out viktor tsoi
Ah yes the meme song
Peremotka is my fav of the genre
It’s hard for me to find a lot of good russian music, mainly for the fact I can’t really type in Cyrillic

Oh goodness no, not the Russian doomer
Same results reposted to infinity
There is so much
https://peremotka.bandcamp.com
https://open.spotify.com/artist/3AwNBhYb8tZmJ5m0VIKHp2
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/перемотка/1010826479
https://www.instagram.com/peremotka_band/
https://vk.com/gruppa_peremotka
https://music.yandex.ru/artist/5373532
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sadly yes
most of em are reposts of the same 10 molchat doma songs lol
I meant Russian music besides doomer tunes, like music from the stalker radio and whatnot
Ah yes, molchat doma

You seem them everywhere
Just go to the cyrillic wikipedia page and copy, paste the symbols like i do 
Understandable
instantly blocked
Download the full playlist on MP3: https://www.mediafire.com/file/6nx12xcydootgjg/Stalker_Anomaly_Radio.rar/file This playlist contains all songs included in...
Close enough
melvin my beloved
NA ZAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This shit is fucking bananas, bro 😂 👌

i remember you as being old
youre so fucking old dude
Damnit
also no girls
This is so sad
jesus christ how are you still alive
I painted something, marvel at how shit it is
I would like to buy your entire stock
All 121 mechs, 68 infantry bases, 41 vehicles and 10 turrets?
3 bucks, take it or leave it
As an American, I’ve had to relocate my shoulder once to avoid a hospital visit
Was not pleasant
Hard pass I'm afraid, I'd need to recoup the £400 I spent on the kickstarter alone :p
I mean, these 3 bucks are from the 17th century
Yes, I have almost 500 year old rabbits as pets
They like murder, by the way
Bucks are rabbits? I thought that was a Deer thing
Killer rabbit from Monty Python moment
Someone got the reference
Take your pet to work day would be fun
Good way to get rid of the competition, actually
do you take cash or credit?
Battletech?
Yeah, I abandoned 40k at the end of 4th edition when half my army was rendered moot
How did that happen?

You played tau or some shit?
Space Marines. All my sergeants had Terminator Honours, so I had shit like a Scout Sergeant with Terminator Armour, a Sniper Rifle and a Power Fist.
Or one with Artificer armour and a Plasma Pistol
Admittedly I continued bodying my brother's Orks in 5e, but at that point, costs were rising and screw that noise
why am I a hobo
when did it even start
also why am I allergic to Bruno, I think he's a cool guy
also why the fuck do you even have tabs like that you psycho stalker
like what
bruno wrote that
you're a hobo, hobo
hello ivan
hi
like, a list of gamma people with their description
list of brainfart people more like
the only way it could be creepier if you'd added IPs and irl addresses
if I ever see a small southern bald man staring at me weirdly near my house, I'm opening fire
man you went the distance with pangolin @real tinsel
it's open to edit dumbo
he went to distance with himself
Im on phone so it just shows me the raw file
then maybe falco added it
Maybe
Business is bussin', people
Fellas, I am starting to think that Bruno is gay...
what gave it away?
Your mom
you vain dumbolin
i thought he was american
writing yourself a history
I can edit it
👁️ 👄 👁️
🤏 👌
🦵 🦵
hey this is the only chance I'll get to leave behind a legacy, might as well
it's not the same, dude
that way it's forced
the legend is told by the people, not by the hero
You must let the legacy write itself, man
true
Once you start influencing it, it becomes a biography and that is boring
well I've went though all my past messages and wrote down anything significant
Im not exactly secretive about my nationality, age or sexuality and everyone seems to get everything wrong about me 
yeah and I'm apparently a hobo and allergic to you
Happens
oh and secretly a femboy
I mean, I'm much closer to being a femboy than Bruno, but it's not exactly there and that is not my cup of tea
but some rascal thinks otherwise
😂 👌
but I do like to fuck rats, that is correct
you are blessed with severe UV skin damage and possibly cancer
wtf is a bred church
Ah! I see you are interested
uh
you fell right into that one
Let me introduce you to the Bred Church, AKA Bred Cult, AKA #bred_gang
You see, we worship bread.
🙏 🙏 BRED 🙏 🙏
what's the perks
Your mom hahahhaahaha
Excuse me, I must go and pray with the Cardinal
nice one ivan
ty
I did not bless you 🤔
there goes my attempt to join a cult
damn pango did really go to distance with himself
i only wrote down the most significant moments
i'm pretty sure i was the one making sex attempts on you
He did not specify which god
i don't know who wrote the "eats ass" one though
me
shush
honestly writing that list was my highlight of the day
genuinely had a blast reading everyone else's stuff
every poopoo time is peepee time, but not every peepee time is poopoo time
what if you're sitting when you peepee
then you're a woman
exactly my point
so every peepee time is also poopoo time for some people
your wisdom has been disproven
now die
where's your cat stickers @gloomy roost
can't send your cat stickers anymore?
how are you going to express yourself if you can't speak
i wanna crush the skull of that dumb cat
Yes
heart attack
Lore is totally not biased
you're just jelly because your lore is small
@real tinsel you totally forgot to add mayo in the list
Can't wait
i forget that people exist when they're out of my perception
man my mind isn't working right for now, depression is kicking in
i'll do it later
understandable
hope it gets better for you soon
thanks for the free resurrection mate
anything for you 
😳
i feel cursed
Moth? 
Layers of white 
True! (Fake?)
lämp?
lämp
got lamp?
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Khaajiit is upset.
Khaajiit is judging you
the jailer can keep up his own for only so long before becoming akin to the jailed
yeah Far Cry 2 was something
gets shot multiple times just to die from malaria, classic
I'm a simple man, I just play Far Cry to set forest on fire.
how DARE YOU repost somethin g thats b ealraeady been postewd before
by me
Apollo, your armpits probably smell like fucking cucumber
as fresh as they come
actually forgot to put on deodorant after showering thanks for the reminder
"yeah let me just write this absolutely unnecessary information to let people know that i absolutely put deodorant and don't go around the city with my armpits smelling like fish anus"
shut up apollo you stinky armpits

unless you're showering once a week, you should be fine
i'm showering once every 2 weeks so i should be fine
balls also
I'd better die
i installed some cameras in bz11k's walls
Живу, транслирую свою жизнь в прямом эфире. Камера в комнате крупный план.
Многокамерный стрим.
Ищу друзей.
Yes?
Oke
Around the world around the woooorld
Why is it italian tho,
Because the red, white and green
I wonder about which colours the flag has


Looks good
oh hey its me
Schizo time
L
crystal you mongrel that has nothing to do with schizophrenia
Lmao
crystal being crystal once more
no
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh
how many monsters do u drink daily
Go to the cringe cave rn
2000
your mom shit
🤝
go give someone a blowjob or something skully
Water is supreme
i dont mix it
i dont drink alcohol with sparkling water
especially if its something like wine
red wine on top
man wtf who mixes wine with anything
Ye tbh
there is people who mix wine with sparkling water
no clue why
Bro it isn't fucking syrup 💀
i've seen some people around me mix vodka with cola
i never tried it myself, soda and alcohol just doesn't go for me
Don't usually end up in some sort of cocktail?
i've tried a few energy drinks mixed with alcohol and none of them taste any good
It's good
You should try it
nah
energy drinks 👎
eat shit skully
energy drinks 👍
Energy drinks are bad tbh
why are u calling me skully
you're skully, skully
Alcohol 👎
beer is good
tf
im not skully
Heard that beer here is good, but i no drink
Beer is blech
i dont dislike beer but i still prefer red wine over all
bleach is a different thing crystal
what are you talking about
Nvm
Alcohol is not good for wounds
It is good for makeshift disinfection if you really got nothing else
It is also good to dull the pain
But it is not good for wounds
That is a common misconception which can kill you if done wrong so do not do it
Yes
You can’t stop me
I can, I collect taxes
I will just write you off as a tax fraud :)
:)
(Government takes tax fraud damn seriously too, literally like organized criminals lol)
I’m going to post a 4 minute video of me dicking about with an AC-130 against zombies on my phone now
Nice
interesting
Gets warned about friendly fire
Proceeds to annihilate 3 more civilians with a death cannon

You and me both, buddy
Yeah?

POV : you just bought a 60k BMW 5 series with only 7k
replace everything with errors and check engine lights

if the earth is flat then how is it night for some of us and day for the others?
because some of us are sleeping and the others aren't
if the earth is simply flat, wouldnt we all get sun?
no
i am defeated by a simple answer with no counter argument
but idk losers think the world is flat
i'm pretty sure the earth is a sphere
hi
The giant LED in the sky can only cover a said area at a time, so someone has to manually turn off area or timezone 1-4 to enable 4-8's next "sun" scene.
hello Ivanski
Let's make it happen
today I got omega smashee
always drink alcohol kids is fun
Yes
no you can't its too early
wait forb ug
adolescent
no
coming of age
adulthood
otherwise great risj for brian development
forever crystal
no drugs or alcohol until adult since brain is developing
the only children that can drink alcohol and not have their development stunted are eastern european ones
i am eastern european so i have experience
I already feel like fucking 18 and act like it what else.
Let me have fun, live my life
feeling like doesnt mean being
Adulthood comes with maturity
adulthood begins as soon as the brain stops actively developing, which is around 21 to mid 20s
have patience
little alcohol or drug fun not worth being dense later
wait for twbtty abd do whatever
twnty
twenty
it will develop very fast until around 26-28
ut will develop ultra fast until 18-20
it will develop until you die but these period s are crucial
any drug or alcohol disruption - long term effect s
just wait
future you will ve grateful
ehat
vodka maibly
Tells me not to drink but does it himself
I'm 27
Ig
Huh
I'm telling you to wait
I know
not to abstain at all
very small amounts or alcohol percentages are generally fine, 1 beer will not permanently destroy your development
What about 5
5 alcohol please
Lol
getting drunk is the problem, never push it
different people have different tolerances too
being as thin ad you are you gonna get drunk very fart
But i never did it again after that
don't push ut
depending on yours it might sometimes be smarter to avoid it until the active development ends
I'm not
I agree
true
It was a mix my friend made like some years ago
Cola and vodka with peach ice tea
I only got some sips but he drank the whole thing by himself
Well almost
We only did that once too
But he was more gone then me, lmao
Anyways!
It was once, it was nice, I'm not doing it again until i am 20 or older
good lad/lass
i think you mightve just gotten buzzed, but if thats how easily you got buzzed then yeah you should avoid it for now
I can't ve free of my restrictions unless I'm drunk
preventing people from permanently affecting their brain chemistry is just one cog in the broken down machine that is brainfart
Hmm why did you get drunk tho?
just to catch my breath
Oh ok
Exactly
I work most of the day, have no actual life, just hang around on computer, can't express myself because of my shitty self, hate myself
when I'm drunk, I can just be, but that's a shortcut, not an actual development
I hope I can be free one day without using external shitty shortcuts, but I need to feel free fron time to time to no t lose it until then
so heed my example, learn yourself instead of being sorry later
I will
:OOOOOO dog :))))))
where is he, he will be mine
But i mean i do feel sorry for you, ohnestly
Being free can be very important, not loosing yourself is more tho and i hope you can sometime find someone or something that might make you feel better
I hope you enjoy your time 🙏
i will steal him do not test me
just dont be sad
its just that easy lmao, dont think about it
I have caring friends, that's far more tgat I deserve
I will get there one day, or so I hope
You most probably will
You just gotta wait more...and take action
If you do nothing, you'll get nothing out of it
don't worry buddy,we'll all get there
As i do hope so too, yes
same energy pictures
My drip has arrived
America moment
You speaking mad shit for someone in Dming range
Falling Down moment
@slate crown
- I saw that and I want to know what it was
- I just noticed your username, literally the reason I couldn't click on that link
ask nicely
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Did you hammer? 👀
Nah of course not
I've just removed those emojis
From mobile it's easier, somehow
Didn't know you could do that tbh
From PC is different
Bro...........
You can only remove all of them at once, you can't remove only one
Falco with the infinite wisdom
As strange as it sounds, I slept, like two/three hours, but I slept
I stood up feeling dead as hell...feeling sick...oh my god....
This guy can't fucking cook...
Crystal the hell are you talking about
There was this guy over...someones bf...and he can't fucking cook...now i feel sick as hell, and I'm laying fucking flat on my bed...ugh
...i don't even wanna fucking move
But the guy from the wellfare office is coming in 2 hours
Oh my god

Do you mean sauce with as an ingredient eggs or just eggs as a dish with some sauce on them? 
Ah that explains a lot
Well I mean
We actually have at least a dish with eggs and sauce in it
But it's different than, well, that
I agree -_-
I mean it's not only pasta with tomato sauce, eggs and nothing else
Poached eggs in tomato sauce
It's pasta, meat, eggs and cheese
Throw everything in a thing, put it in the oven, done
Cook for me Falco
I have the italian name for it, I don't know if there is a name in english
Search it up, "lasagna"
Or more italian than ever, "pasta al forno"
Literally that shit was fucking ok but like omg i just
The aftereffects are not cash money
Basically the same in english
Yeah guessed that much, wasn't sure about it
I'm gonna call it that from now on
Pasta al forno
Yum
Milk is used as well in the lasagna
The sauce just wasn't that cash money
The dude didn't know what he needed to do
He could have left the spices in and the milk but he had to put eggs -_-
Like bruh
You can clearly see that i fully blame him and the eggs he put inside that sauce
Pasta with tomato sauce, eggs, milk and spices, probably thrown together without a logical reason
I can only imagine what it tasted like
You're probably sick because he didn't cooked the eggs properly
Exactly
He really didn't tho -_-
Plus the tiny pot was fucking full at that point
Idek what else that dude put in
But it was also spicy
i need to cook some pasta or tortellini when im back home
Please do it fucking properly.
The sauce
ill probs ask my dad
You just put tomato sauce with a bit of water maybe a bit of spices and oregano and done
Boom
Just eat it dry without sauce 👌






