#🎪bruh-fart
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how
I can not type as coherently as I could before
👉 👉 👉 Nah man, I did a challenge 👈 👈 👈
(Read this shit, goddamnit)
I regret it
But I did it
who tf drinks energy drinks
are they caffeine-reduced energy drinks or regular ones
just drink water my dude
die first out of your circle of friends challenge?
eat shit drink piss shit yourself piss yourself cum yourself shit your pants
probably whos the most retard
that's gonna be me
don't take my role
already preparing yourself for old age by being bald, smart smart
Not on my watch
tomorrow at 3 pm i have an appointment with myself to get my throat slit
you have only tomorrow 3 pm
that's 4 gp whatever that stuff is
that's cheating
pizza would be better
i haven't eaten pizza in a while
Is Tofu pizza ok?
what's that
a dissapointment
really?
i've heard its name countless times but never bothered to check what it actually is
still won't
he's just ahead of the curve
a friend of mine started shaving himself bald because he wouldn't want to be balding
at some point I think I'm gonna do the same lol
I'M NOT BALDING
I HAVE PERFECTLY FINE HAIR
neither was he
cauliflower pizza is actually pretty good
he said he didn't want to eventually start balding
it's some sort of cursed cheese which is made out soy beans, absolutely tasteless, but soaks other tastes well and can be grilled
basically, a cheese/meat for those who don't eat actual meat or cheese for some reason
solidified cum
indeed
yeah when i get on a cut again
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khay whenever someone mentions sex:
and when you mfs actually send me the fit
hey thats literially me irl
i wish
that can't be me, he has hair
femboy beer bottle
i can't have hair, god forbids it
god fucking damnit
not with the femboy stuff again
😂
you're not a boy anymore, you are now feminine man
more like khay whenever
Uploaded this just to mess with a friend on discord.
Scene is from Bully
as i have mentioned in my previous comment, that individual cannot be me for i lack the hair which he possesses
Ah yes, truly sophisticated debates here in #🎪bruh-fart
only the finest of men gather here to share our world views
The original femboy
the original femboys are english aristocrats who'd wear tight dresses and weird hair
Hold up
Bruh
He is right 🤣
Honestly I just wanna save the money to afford a nice suit
They’re so expensive these days
suits are uncomfortable i just wear my hoodie everywhere
True, but you shouldn’t wear a hoodie to a formal occasion
i will

I’m not 53 yet
But you could be
i won't be
The day I become old is the day I think thigh highs are uncomfortable
some suits are comfortable tho
shit so i'm old already
So you actually wear thigh highs?
On occasion
🤔
No, you’re not getting a picture
Then you might not want to wear a suit but opt for a skirt

they are uncomfortable as fuck until you forget that you're wearing them
I was not going to ask 🤣
Why do I doubt that
so you do want to send a picture but you want to play hard to get first
found the second femboy
smells like Bruno 2.0
No, I just want a phone
Time to call Saul
what am i?
you're @lusty sonnet
fuck he's good
My goodness, he is good
It helps when the femboy outright says he wears the femboy clothing

You know what I find weird about femboys
stop the horny shit
There are precisely two versions of them
how many there are?
indeed, but it requires one to have keen perception to notice such things
Elaborate
The meme ones and the fucking radical, Nazi swastika ones who say they like to be cute
I honestly have no goddamn idea how it works but it apparently does
Man I just like thigh highs cause they’re comfy
Shut it, femboy
this doesn't have any effect on me since i'm not westerner
don't matter, we use same calendar
insert political insult here
i'd let my legs freeze solid than wear thigh highs
this
they are godlike while sleeping fr
Okay, that’s your choice
Man I just like thigh highs cause they’re comfy
i've seen that exact phrase several times today in different servers 
I suppose some people like it more than others
which one
My legs are simply too hairy for that kind of shit 🤣
I personally wouldn’t wear them while sleeping, usually just wear them during winter while I’m at my desk
Good old monke mode
i got one pair for sleeping so they can get kinda "ruined"
just shave like all the alpha dudes here
^
I’ve only got the one pair, they’re pretty expensive here

Nah, too much work for no pay off
got my friend to order like a set of 3 from amazon a while back 
Gif finder is a wild card, man
why did you make me type thigh highs into the gif finder
why
Bruh
The reverse psychology worked
what did you see that i didn't see
:)
there's only women in thigh highs in my gif finder
women?
i thought thigh highs went higher
Or very well disguised guys
Nope
Same 🤣
no they're wearing bras and stuff
You’re thinking of leggings
maybe
yeah, really well disguised guys
Thigh highs go right above the knees
then i've worn thigh highs for sports
🥴

least homosexual greek man
That reminds me of a meme on YouTube
*mystery man
you are greek to me till you reveal your identity
that will affect the trout population i think
fine by me
I never understood this one
Why Curse of Binding? They disappear after you die or what?
you cant take them off
They can’t be taken off till you die
doesn't that mean once you wear them you can't take them off?
@placid sail since you must be reaching the age where your memory starts failing heres to proof to you that im not a femboy just yet
til half the brainfart is into thigh highs
Femboy till you die
480p selfie moment
lmao ye shaky ass hand there
Look at that 💪
but dig and youll find less shaky pics of me here
his hands are probably constantly shaking from consuming 3 bottles of energy drinks a day
imagine getting buffed for the sole purpose of escaping any possibility of being called femboy
(which secretly turns you on)
Ayo???
Only a matter of time till we convert Aldourien to the femboy side
3 bottles of energy drinks and 2 pots of coffee
also, nice cock body
well whos to say
stop gaslighting the femboy
bruno does
Bruno does
i did but only when my ex said it
So it is a thing
the greek and russian are tweaking
What the fuck
please dont call me a femboy
why is that even a problem
@placid sail why did you have to tell him goddamnit
playing into the joke
he cums every time he's called a femboy
but i do find it kinda weird but i dont mind it
femboy
you played too well, I even got concerned there for a second
everything i portray to this server is a false identity bz
who even portrays their real life identity on the internet
Bottom femboy is a true identity trust me @placid sail
gasp
even bateman???
i, however, am very much like patrick bateman
minus the rich part
my bodycount is 39
And the hair?
wig
it's a propaganda made by shampoo companies to sell more shampoo
imagine washing your hair lmao
My long blonde curly greek hair is no wig 😉
i hope this is a part of your plan to look like a hobo
not everyone lives on the streets bz11k
Ah i know
I usually keep my hair at neck length, too long to mess with if it gets any longer
id love to grow my hair out to complete the stereotypical nordic black metalhead look but its so painful to grow it out
maybe a mullet when i put on more muscle
it's economical!
we're jermaposting again 
It's been 6 months since i last had a haircut
god he looks like a different person in every clip
its like he has multiple personality disorder and his physical shape changes everytime his personality does
So you also have a jerma folder
nah i just search every file that has jerma in my downloads
everybody has a jerma folder
me
Exactly
I don't :(
then make one dumbo
prolly should change my pfp but if its too "masculine" itd look weird when i post gym stuff. But when i post anime stuff with this pfp its weird too
Nah i'm good
what's yall thing with that jerma
2nd bruno reveal today, we're blessed 😩
jerma is extremely hot in that last clip
I'm upset by the trend that current jerma fanbase evolved from enjoying his quirky experimental humour to the "haha psycho streamer" meta

psycho streamer laughs at grieving fan for crying after losing his best friend
yes
i can play this on the piano
stop fapping to jerma
no my internet isn't as fast as yours
takes me 10 seconds to upload 1 mb
absolutely not
that hysterical laugh at the end
I'm dying help aaa 
ahh memories
@placid sail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR8W-f9YhYA
It was due time to revisit our Cake assembly line for a few touch ups!
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Literally polski 
polski isn't a vegetable dumbo
this reminds me
p!fish
You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

Wear a plate carrier to work for the big funni
I wonder if there’s any laws saying I can’t wear heavy body armor to work
i wanted a big mac you stupid maid, not a happy meal
This is a remake of the old math meme video I made, the origional was just an upload to make a gif so no effort went in, the video got popular so this is a better version I made, hope you enjoy.
@stone blade
only the essentials, myself.
stealing this
i am
Fuck women
Considering the plastic it'll have on the card which decreases the air flow, traps the air inside, it'll surely scream like a woman believe me.
Just UV
@stone blade
true
You're late
Post it next friday
@real tinsel
sorry wrong channel
no
i mean this is the right channel
yes
elo
Hi Tarkovan
АЛЕ :Д
it was a heated argument
@grizzled meadow
falco
I have to become SEX
))))
HALLO
Uhuh
zdarova
Lord have mercy.
funnily enough, gas prices in my country dropped :D
no more walking home from the gym at 12am
honestly can't tell the difference
ride clean
Suddenly getting this gem recommended to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZckW651bQ
I think I got a migraine from making this video
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dj smokeys stuff are slower
not as fast and agressive as whatever drift phonk is trying to be
yea I've noticed, their tracks are much more mellow
like
sadly still not slow enough to make it into my gym album
yea his uploads are much older
I just listen to C418 Minecraft OST
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this is peak musical taste
Bro i just got new headphones
🤝
There is nothing better than the good old classics
Boys have 2 sides:

NOT THAT
🤣
this
Girls are FilthyFrank confirmed
dementia moment
I try
💪
Ah yes, toxic factory gaming
i man really want to try tarkov but seeing others playing it (especially Sam) made me reconsidered it
this new pfp kinda bussin
Peak Targov momento
alo da podrershka eshkeip from krakov
😂
Man, when wipe started, I had such a good start that I reset my account so I can experience early wipe again
Early wipe is just 👌
Perfection
:)
i love leaving videos like these playing as background noise, so much so that my family members thought i was trying to learn mordorian
:(
alo da
Mordorian???
uh oh
poddershka eshkeip from krakav
did i say something i wasn't supposed too?
mandarin?
🤣
mordecai
Hes just like you?
Yes
phew
I was merely joking about
thank kek
What
you genuinely had me worried there
:)
aight everyone just pretend i didn't reupload this in the comments.
sorry, i mean. yes welcome to this original upload hahaaa 😳😳
its been a year since bottom gear released so it's a perfect excuse to upload a compilation of everything up until now before some other idiot does it and gets 9 trillion views using my content XD XD XD D D D D D D ...
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My driving skills
Fucking hell i finally found caesars campaign in gaul. Also found the twelve caesars by Suetonius and some collection of articles by a finnish history professor
Today James III does some ancient crap while Jerimath, and Sir Hammonds sniff 92 fine liters of exhaust excrement or something.
By the gods this video is a mess.
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Love it when I go to see the weather for today and the first thing that pops up is "UKRAINE NEWS"
Bitch, I just want to know if it is going to rain, goddamnit
Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, oh the memories
So that's the entire meme
It's wireless but you can see wires in it
What a stupid fucking meme
i bet you have wires inside you too
wireman
mhmmm
i love this cat
but we all know at the end of the day
apustaja is my real love
my beloved
It's very you
Ye you saying oh the memories just got the song back in my head
Last time i went out to buy it it was sold an hour before i arrived to the store
Finally found it again
what?
The imagine dragons song for Arcane?
Of course there is a Gachimuchi version of this
Send the original song so I can search the original video of this
Bruno with filters?
Lag train I think
inabakumori - Lagtrain (Vo. Kaai Yuki)
稲葉曇です。
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Yes
🤝
COCK
what if you had a scab one day and picked it off
but you see a bunch of tiny little worms crawling out
you are pregnant with a blessed child
🙏

I have just been hanging off the pictures of my ex and guess what
You deleted them
They scribbled something sweet onto the back, now i fucking miss them again
It just reminds me of how much i want someone so sweet, so full of kindness and would never betray me
Yet they did...
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It is often recommended to consume the offspring, allowing a new cycle to begin as the blessed ones copulate and amass an even larger colony.
A sickly sweet smell may be present as the flesh dies, but do not fret. You are a vessel, a catalyst.
Yeah
most sane #🎪bruh-fart member
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welp it's been nice knowing yall
see you in a few weeks when i become the brood mother of my own colony
if you need me I'll be in the newspapers
in the obituary section
🤝
'fuck is you talkin 'bout?
sorry for the misunderstanding
consider it as a bonus
Woul yuo eat him for 5 dollar
shit I'd eat him for free
Gotta hit that daily protein goal
'ell yea brudder
uh oh
i suddenly feel an ominous presence hovering over us
gotta distract them with a funky beat

Big if true
it's like those people who associate monster energy drinks with satan and shit
shits ridiculous
Ah yes the monster logo is just the hebrew numeral for 6 3 times in a row resulting in 666
How could it not be satans creation?
Ah yes, dark mode is the opposite of the color white and that is comparable with the abyss and its endless darkness. Therefore, dark mode is evidently the creation of those who believe in Cthulhu
Andrew our highly religious christian
just because youre a light mode user doesn't mean youre not clinically insane
It means that he is
I am blessed and bask in the light of god, my friend
how are the padded walls gtanil?
He has gaslit himself to not see them
Spiritually he is outside running free with the wild horses
dementia moment
Due to the constant exposure to the light of god, I have achieved a higher spiritual understanding of the world
I can explain it to you right now, actually
I need to gaslight myself to believe that im on anabolic steroids purely for the placebo effect
However, your feeble dark mode minds will not comprehend this message
Sorry im on a level beyond dark mode
A light mode users are mentally unwell
Amoled goes hard
💪
you mean our resident gtanil right here?
he's off his meds again
Not just here, the world over
Like people who set their toilet paper to pull from the bottom and not the top
Anything they say to you is null since you use compact mode and they dont
true
It allows me to avoid the anime profile picture
Ye same
I dont associate anyone with the pfp they are using
Its nice to not have any assumptions about people
sez the anime pfp
If I see someone use anime profile picture, I assume they are mid
But there are so many of them, I no longer want to see it
I just find it goddamn creepy lol

i actually have a guy like that in class
I post myself often so i dont mind me having a anime pfp
I just got a black screen 🤣
imagine what his room looks like
Laptop is sorta acceptable but phone wallpaper is uuh yeah
I just have me at my confirmation party
Very nice 👍
🆒
mine is a live wallpaper 3d galaxy that changes every 30 minutes
Bruh
Yea
On your phone?
You put too much effort into your wallpaper
ye
Worse than the anime one
nah it's actually an app that you had to pay for
so i downloaded the cracked version instead
What does your desktop wallpaper look like?
Let me show you
Do show me
AH
That is a nice contrast tho
i got flashbanged
Honestly id consider using white discord but like
It is, hence why I use light mode
Jesus Christ
Its way too white
Delete
I do not think the Discord devs intended anyone to actually use this seriously
But eh, my eyes are already burned out so 🤷♂️
Heres what amoled looks like btw
sometimes if i get REALLY high, I'll just stare at it for hours, shits fun af 

I use black for my wallpapers because it is easier to find things
true
And also, I never am satisfied with any wallpaper images
I just search for it or i know its place in my files
Black can not disappoint me
So i dont use my desktop at all
That works too, yes
hello?
took me a minute to realize that's an image
Can you hear me?
Goddamnit @heady crow, I keep thinking to that maid image you sent with the happy meal
"Why the fuck is it so inaccurate"
no sorry it's dark here
This has the same energy as "Got to turn the music down so I can see better"
i sometimes have to take off my headphones to smell better
🤝
Our human body is truly flawless and the peak of evolution
it is indeed
That just looks cursed in light mode
Wdym 😭
you can't play with my feelings, skully boy, i've had my morning coom
i am horny proof for the next 3 hours
That is not how McDonald happy meal works
But im not
Damn
I should know, the nice doctors here buy me one every now and then
Discord fox makes people act up?
Pretty sure there is a porn anime version of it somewhere
i gotchu fam
you'd be disgusted by the things that make me act up
I would Kha
Thank you
Even falco 
Revealing Falcos fetishes

Why do they look so retired
Because Vtubah
What?
because japan
they're not
Because animated
I'll never forgive the Japanese.jpg
Why?
dumbas
Do I exume boomer
pango you stupid dumb dumb
❤️

Me too btw
pangolin more like dumbolin
Kha has always been like that
You just didn't saw it
i am the bad influence
Im not ready to talk to you yet mister!
Official name from now on
abuse your mod powers, change the innocent member's username
I wish
go on, you know you want to do it
he can
Jk
so that was a fuckin lie
omfg
Damn it

He's on my tracks
can't believe grok doesn't know of what the mods do behind his back
Always one step ahead when it comes to do a lil bit of trolling
i surrender
you can fucking have him
i dont even want his bald ass in the first place
my ass is hairy, my head is bald
shush
Too bad, more for us
youre bald
shaving ass is difficult as fuck
ASS we can™️
Actually no because I dropped the game (for a moment that became years)

war...war never changes
next part is a bit of spoiler if you haven't played dishonored 1 dlc knife of dunwall
I don't even remember if I've played the DLC
I've played the game and I don't remember a single thing about it
then i'm gonna spoil
in the dlc you play as Daud who was the one that killed the empress in dishonored and in the end of that dlc if you've finished in low chaos, your apprentice Billie Lurk tells you that she betrayed you and then gives you her sword to either kill her or spare her and canonically you spare her then she goes away from dunwall
and in dishonored 2 in the first mission she comes back as Morgan Foster or some weird name like that and she's a ship captain
Cool stuff
I need some subtitles with that
resident sleeper
Yes I can see that 
I don't understand what he's saying
Can't argue with that logic
the man literally speaks in cursive
My fav is still the twitch chat that types the lyrics
Hi
hello ivan
❤️ ❤️ 
go to #💣tarkov-released I did some gaming too
Afking hours obv
i too am guilty of being afk in the menu for steam play time flex
2000 hours of warframe 
Ah yes, the people who can not take an L
tbf, i could go match after match in league back to back losing no problem when i was younger. But now it only takes 1 bad match and my day is ruined
SHAME
brooklyn 99 is a GREAT SHOW
clearly you don't play in Garena servers
Yeah no, I will never play League
good
I touched it once and said "Nah, fuck this"
GOOD
repeat that 50 times
There’s multiple, actually

I have awoken
(Brooklyn 99 is a GREAT SHOW) ×50
Bruh
Then what do you play Glinat
he plays world of warships
World of Tax Evasion
Its in his name
Ahem
Why pay taxes if they're not gonna go to something worth it.
spicy
Arma 3, Barotrauma, DayZ, Garry's Mod, Project Zomboid, BRAIN/OUT, Darkwood, Dead by Daylight, DEFCON, Escape from Tarkov, GTA: SA, Insurgency Sandstorm, The Long Dark, Metro Series, Penumbra Series, Project Winter, Ready or Not, Rust, Space Beast Terror Fright, Squad, Sdalger Series, Star Wars Battlefront 2 (Legacy), Star Wars Empire at War, Tannenberg, Verdun, World of Warships
Naturally
Naturally
Naturally
Shall we all type out every game we played huh?
It is awesome
It’s good for a topdown yeah
Yes, do it
uh oh
Gets grindy near the mid game though
open the flood gates


