🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

his shitposts are very nice aswell

[swift scarab]

The equal sides of the internet, shitposts, and hip sways

Some of the short ones are nice to turn into mp4s and add to a meme folder, I have a few around somewhere

[clear prism]

Huh, interesting, I never knew

[plucky void]

I'm absolutely not clicking either of those videos

[gloomy roost]

Hah

[clear prism]

Neither am I 🤣

[gloomy roost]

Scared of anime?

1st is is why even

2nd is a shitpost

[real tinsel]

i am attracted to computer boobs

[heady crow]

Ill prove that im a male then

What about that apollovski

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473657277241622528/1001618231234154526/video0-229.mp4

[real tinsel]

i am attracted to grass as well

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MmCucbOaTrQ

[onyx birch]

How is this man even-

[swift scarab]

Do not question the man who wields anime characters

[gloomy roost]

Hm

Does my pic count as anime

[swift scarab]

Please, there’s plenty worse things on the internet

And I’d say no

[swift scarab]

On second thought

[plucky void]

it's just the skelly

and there's no anime style on the skelly

so no

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[swift scarab]

Yeh

[gloomy roost]

Love that manga tho

[swift scarab]

He’s a good skelly

[plucky void]

no idea what it is

all I know is

[gloomy roost]

Truly loyal

[pastel quartz]

I hate VR anime youtubers

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[swift scarab]

Join the crowd, nothing new

[plucky void]

god damn kizuna ai and the trend she's set

[swift scarab]

More hip sways for me

[gloomy roost]

I recall 1 french Vtuber that I'd literally just listen for the accent

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/boring-company-flame-thrower-elon-musk-gif-14391479

[swift scarab]

Saurei, I think is the name?

[fading shuttle]

ew, elon musk

[pastel quartz]

Flamethrower is sick though

Elon musk is built like an apple

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nurgle-nurgling-pooping-gif-24684196

[fading shuttle]

also yes, french woman makes my brain go places that shouldnt be possible

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/alizee-dance-sexy-gif-10481672

there is only one french woman

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

Hmm it is the old French, not the new French

[fading shuttle]

👀

[lusty sonnet]

Lola?

Lolita?

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/5HfHT7HuNDo

This one?

[swift scarab]

Not da hashbrowns

[onyx birch]

it is unacceptable

[eager quest]

alizee?

[swift scarab]

I can understand the ice cream machine, never ever run out of hashbrowns

[plucky void]

phew someone knows her

[onyx birch]

Ok wtf is this

[plucky void]

but then again you coulda have clicked the gif and looked at the url

:v

[real tinsel]

this stuff looks so creepy

[gloomy roost]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Eh, doesn’t bother me

Matter of personal taste I suppose

[gloomy roost]

Don't watch vtubers tho. Recco'd her to 1 of my friends tho because he apparently has a thing for the French

[swift scarab]

He got obsessed didn’t he

[gloomy roost]

Eh

He spent a week maybe watching her?

Idk

[swift scarab]

But I personally can’t get into vtubers, I prefer other people to watch play games

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

Same

[swift scarab]

The porns good though

[fading shuttle]

agree

[gloomy roost]

I just watch Pyro live streams.

dasaboutit

[plucky void]

wat

[fading shuttle]

pyro is my favourite lesbian, pretty much the only one whose streams i can tolerate

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[fading shuttle]

my attention span is too small for anything else

🤝

[swift scarab]

Anyone here heard of JFJ

[plucky void]

John F Jennedy?

[gloomy roost]

Non

[swift scarab]

https://youtube.com/c/thesuperJFJ

This guy

[clear prism]

Ah yes, JFJ

[fading shuttle]

ew american

[swift scarab]

I like his style of videos, plus he’s Texan too, so local bias

[onyx birch]

the vtuber looking at their subscriber count after the anime girl filter fails and the 127kg 39 year old bald men that he is is revealed

[plucky void]

[clear prism]

I swear, Vtubers are just the people who are fuck ugly but still have a passable voice

[swift scarab]

If it works, it works

[real tinsel]

i am bald and 22 but lack the obese quality

can i still be a vtuber

[onyx birch]

XD

[eager quest]

i bet u look like a felon

[swift scarab]

Sure, there’s male vtubers

[placid sail]

is it over

[real tinsel]

nice

[placid sail]

is pancake flood over

[onyx birch]

whatever floats your boat I guess

[real tinsel]

time to earn some dosh

[swift scarab]

For now

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833888832096305202/1001915466371047464/what_did_he_mean_by_this_.mp4

[real tinsel]

i do yes

my ex's friend told me that i look like i'm going to stab you

[swift scarab]

There’s two types of male vtubers, regular old dudes using a different media outlet to make more money, and femboys

there is no in between

[placid sail]

used to watch him in a weird sovietwomble era

for a bit

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[clear prism]

Goddamn, better keep a knife handy then

[placid sail]

I think it was some kind of battle royale

but with suspiciously handsome guy

[swift scarab]

I’ve got me a knoife

[placid sail]

and funny animations

[swift scarab]

[real tinsel]

ah, a fellow sovietwomble enjoyer

[swift scarab]

A fellow “wait 4 months until he posts a small update video” enjoyer

[placid sail]

that period was very shortlived but fun

[real tinsel]

i still watch him sometimes

[clear prism]

I watch Stimpee.

:)

[real tinsel]

i also watch stimpee

[clear prism]

🤝

[real tinsel]

the amount of gay porn that man consumes to make a thumbnail makes me respect him

[placid sail]

huh

[clear prism]

Precisely my thought

[onyx birch]

Idk why this scream is so funi

[swift scarab]

Just took a peek for five seconds, Jesus you weren’t kidding

[lusty sonnet]

every time someone mentions sovietwomble, i go to his yt to see if he uploaded

i'm always disappointed

[real tinsel]

the büəəəəə he does in the end is my favorite part

[clear prism]

Stimpee is the best

He really is one of those Rust players

[real tinsel]

but it makes sense since he's the only editor and his videos probably take days to make

[placid sail]

what do you expect with his style of editing you fools

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/lMNsT9DUfrs

[placid sail]

he physically can't shit new video a day

[swift scarab]

The original vtuber

[lusty sonnet]

at least a couple of weeks

[placid sail]

swordman vs gunman

[onyx birch]

Tru

[swift scarab]

Yes

[eager quest]

lets pretend to be a metaphysically retarded young girl on the internet with an animated 3d jpeg as an avatar whos noisy, loud and has no idea what shes doing

and get rich

behind the avatar its not a girl

[swift scarab]

And that’s exactly why people keep doing it

[real tinsel]

my upload speed is only 1 mbps

[quasi sundial]

3d cta

[real tinsel]

can't stream shit

[swift scarab]

People don’t care about how they get the money, if it works, it works

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-floppa-lune-cat-kitty-gif-22160338

[plucky void]

they're just being smart and exploiting lonely weirdos who have more money than brains

[onyx birch]

girl
implies they’re not old bald men looking for attention and money because they’re ugly and live in a basement

[eager quest]

not always

some of them are unironically just

brain damaged or smthn

[onyx birch]

wawa

[swift scarab]

Maybe once their money is gone they’ll realize how stupid they are

[eager quest]

besides

cringe

so cringe

my internal organs fall apart after i watch .0006 seconds of a vtuber stream

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-backrooms-gif-25852324

[onyx birch]

SPONGEBOB MY ORGANS ARE DISSOLVING

[plucky void]

their money won't be gone

[swift scarab]

I’m more then a little pessimistic when it comes to making money, so I usually don’t feel sympathy for a poor sod spending his life savings on a 2d image

It was his choice, he can regret it too

[real tinsel]

i'd draw hentai and sell it if i could draw for shit

apparently it has good money

[onyx birch]

[swift scarab]

Very good money

[eager quest]

modern problems require modern solutions

or just take pictures of your naked body and get paid 5m weekly

cuz

[swift scarab]

At least until Twitter exposes you for insert drama here

[eager quest]

onlyfans i guess

[real tinsel]

i'll just make new account

[mortal violet]

People will pay for anything

[onyx birch]

Nah I’m ugly

[swift scarab]

You underestimate their raw unfiltered rage towards certain scenarios

[real tinsel]

i'll make another new account

[swift scarab]

Twitter users are a force to be reckoned with, and pitied

[eager quest]

deez raw nuts in their mouths

dumb twitter users

[swift scarab]

At least Twitter keeps them mostly confined instead of spewing all their drama on other sites

[real tinsel]

if they can find me by ip i will simply ask my ISP to change my static ip address and then i will make another new account

but i doubt twitteroids have the capacity to find my ip

[fading shuttle]

If u can draw semi competently and have no morality just draw furry stuff

[eager quest]

if some twitter shitters find my ip im gonna tell them "thanks fam but i already knew it"

[onyx birch]

ya know doxxing exists

[eager quest]

their world is gonna far apart

[onyx birch]

[fading shuttle]

Those bastards pay so fucking much just for bad art

[onyx birch]

and Twitter users like it a lot

[swift scarab]

Furrys have to be making good money, fursuits are expensive as shit

[eager quest]

go famous on the internet 💀

[real tinsel]

i will simply move out

[eager quest]

ur face and ip everywhere

celebrity

[real tinsel]

change my physical address

[plucky void]

.... and then they find your new ip

[onyx birch]

the problem is that is not always just the address and ip, but also names

[fading shuttle]

The majority of furries are so fuckin rich its disgusting

[onyx birch]

[lusty sonnet]

vpn

[real tinsel]

i will simply change my identity

[plucky void]

the downfall of civilization

[onyx birch]

choses anime protagonist name

profit

or not, if they find out

[real tinsel]

i will simply find each of the people who have doxxed me and pull out their eyes with a spoon like the yellow suit guy does in Utopia UK (my favorite tv show) Season 1 Episode 1

[onyx birch]

got dam guy got spooned

[lusty sonnet]

doxx the doxxers

[eager quest]

me when i get doxxed but instead become a celebrity from it because there was nothing bad spread about me

or shamefuk

shameful

[onyx birch]

shamefuk

[gloomy roost]

Shamefuck and pitysex.

[eager quest]

@heady crow when play pls

bf4 pls

[upbeat bobcat]

Boyfriend 4

Didn't know you fancy Bruno

[gloomy roost]

I'd try Bf4

But don't know how the ping diff would be

[onyx birch]

kinda prefer Battlefield 3

[swift scarab]

There’s EU and US servers

[onyx birch]

had more time in Noshar canals than anything else

[eager quest]

[onyx birch]

and people probably still camp in the crane

[swift scarab]

Not to mention I’ve played enough of Metro Hardcore to wanna puke

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

🤢

Oooh

RTS games on sale

Even Mythology

[plucky void]

we all have

[plucky void]

good pun

[scenic sable]

Pan uzi cheese..
I don't get it..

[real tinsel]

the joke is that Graham is schizophrenic and he sucks dick for a living

[plucky void]

ey man sex work is real work

[scenic sable]

Projection?

[real tinsel]

indeed

am schizophrenic, suck cock for money

i imagine the cock is made of meat, which makes it easier

[scenic sable]

Damn.

[scenic sable]

Do you know what it is?

[onyx birch]

It’s a MAC-10

.45 ACP smg

it’s completely different to an Uzi in looks

hence Mac and cheese

there, I ruined the joke

[real tinsel]

i'll stick with you being a schizo and sucking dick for money

[scenic sable]

Oh, of course. I should've known from CS.

[onyx birch]

I’m schizo

the rest I cannot confirm

[pastel quartz]

nah he tweakin

[stone blade]

mfw uzi

he really said uzi

[ripe ibex]

aldo my beloved

[scenic sable]

At least I didn't say "MP5"..

[stone blade]

thank fuck you didnt

[ripe ibex]

that would be soooo much worse

this was merely an inconvenience

[scenic sable]

[stone ravine]

feet no longer stink

I am restored

[mortal violet]

awwwww

!cat

[split canyon]

https://i.imgur.com/BmBQ7hm.jpg

[heady crow]

Ill prolly have time this weekend

[eager quest]

and on monday i gotta go to the hospital

💀

average monday

[pastel quartz]

All I have to say to that is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674421270934192138/985677531845894214/received_3201268830091443.mp4

[gloomy roost]

👋

[abstract path]

Bye

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/-J_QkLglZhY

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443591340538724355/1001663553712967760/jerma_is_LITERALLY_patrick_bateman__edit.mov @grizzled meadow

[swift scarab]

I’ve yet to watch the movie batemans in

[real tinsel]

mine still stink

wanna sniff?

[real tinsel]

i watched it before the memes

i was one of the first ones to relate to bateman

i was there before the manuscript was written

[grizzled meadow]

Don't cite the black magic to khaytiil

He was there when it was written

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390909274923991051/967248712743153784/caption-30.gif

[mortal violet]

omg I fucking love this show

[quasi sundial]

rta

https://tenor.com/view/ratiatella-gif-26201676

[ripe ibex]

Squishy :)

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-bath-soap-gif-16388990

[atomic pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701455648503627837/1001966954019573871/Villager_sound_at_1__speed720P_HD.mp4

[slate crown]

not cool bro, can't rob a man in his sleep like that

[real tinsel]

shouldn't have slept

[slate crown]

this bitch

[eager quest]

p!rob @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

khaaytil#3368 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[slate crown]

[eager quest]

get emotional damage'd

poor fuck

[real tinsel]

p!rob @eager quest

[foggy mantle]

ghosty#5071 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[eager quest]

visual bug

[slate crown]

ah, what a way to start the morning

[real tinsel]

it's 3 am here

[eager quest]

morning?

its 2 am here

[slate crown]

6am rn for me

[real tinsel]

damn

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725104387457810535/938915776692383804/RDT_20220115_1144102061828146690164072.gif

[slate crown]

ye gotta wake up early for mid terms

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-twerk-gif-20194055

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cat-hoverboard-cat-on-hoverboard-cry-gif-21748938

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/859558166734569482/image0-27.gif

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shrektoothpaste-shrek-brush-with-shrek-shrek-brushing-get-shrekt-gif-21529583

[scenic sable]

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/xyanaid/status/1552130039390814208?s=21&t=Tcm21z7k1xF92eOF4l2-Fw

xai (@xyanaid)

rkgk 449

Likes

15163

Retweets

1527

Twitter · Jul 27, 2022, 3:13 AM

[placid sail]

I love this community

[quasi sundial]

Russian cta thif

[slate crown]

my man

gotta pay for rent somehow

[quartz saffron]

Invest in knee pads

[slate crown]

dead man walkin

[grizzled meadow]

What

WHAT

THE FUCK

THE FUCK IS THAT

@real tinsel you mad fucker

[gloomy roost]

Oh look

Falco just saw all the bot agents I set off

[quasi sundial]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

p!rob @gloomy roost

[foggy mantle]

Skully#2100 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[gloomy roost]

p!work

[foggy mantle]

@gloomy roost went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞45

[grizzled meadow]

NOOO

My life is over

p!work

[foggy mantle]

@grizzled meadow went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞55

[grizzled meadow]

And I even made more money than @gloomy roost

[placid sail]

p!slap Falco

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps Falco

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[gloomy roost]

Biased towards admins, the bot is.

[grizzled meadow]

p!birb

[plucky void]

idk the bot just slapped falco

[grizzled meadow]

p!slap @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

Falco slaps bz11k

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[placid sail]

damn

[grizzled meadow]

This bot is amazing

[placid sail]

it renders brainfart unreadable during peak usage

[gloomy roost]

Hm

p!slap @foggy mantle

[foggy mantle]

Skully slaps Pancake

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[placid sail]

2 000 people simultaneously buying fishing rods and catching fish

[gloomy roost]

Okay

No funny interaction then

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-cat-abdomen-how-mfs-be-looking-gif-24047502

[real tinsel]

uh oh mr policeman don't arrest meee 😩 🥴

[placid sail]

p!slap khaaytil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps khaytiil

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[real tinsel]

p!slap @everyone

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!slap <member>

[real tinsel]

boo

p!slap @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil slaps bz11k

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[placid sail]

p!slap khaaytil

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil slaps Falco

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bz11k slaps khaytiil

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[real tinsel]

p!slap @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil slaps bz11k

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[placid sail]

p!slap khaaytil khaaytil khaaytil khaaytil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps khaytiil

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[real tinsel]

p!kiss @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil kisses bz11k

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[placid sail]

p!slap khaaytil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps khaytiil

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[real tinsel]

p!kiss @placid sail

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-p-gif-9063760

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil kisses bz11k

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[real tinsel]

we're in an abusive relationship (i'm the victim)

[placid sail]

p!slap gtanil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps gtanil

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[real tinsel]

can you just write stuff

p!slap mycock

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!slap <member>

[clear prism]

Please, refrain from doing that towards me

[real tinsel]

worth a try

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/violencia-gif-20406947

[real tinsel]

p!slap bz11k

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil slaps bz11k

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[real tinsel]

ah, bdsm stuff

[placid sail]

p!slap khaaytil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps khaytiil

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[real tinsel]

p!slap bz11k

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil slaps bz11k

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[placid sail]

p!slap khaaytil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps khaytiil

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[real tinsel]

why are yours always so weak

p!slap bz11k

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil slaps bz11k

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[placid sail]

get fucked

[real tinsel]

fuck you pancake

[placid sail]

lmao

[real tinsel]

stupid ass bot

go eat motor oil

[placid sail]

pounded by karma hard

[real tinsel]

p!slap bz11k

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil slaps bz11k

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[placid sail]

just stop embarassing yourself dude

[real tinsel]

no

p!slap @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil slaps bz11k

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[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

p!slap khaaytil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps khaytiil

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[grizzled meadow]

Oh come on

[real tinsel]

p!hug @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil hugs bz11k

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[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

sex

[placid sail]

p!slap khaaytil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps khaytiil

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[real tinsel]

i bet the nsfw commands include p!sex

[placid sail]

p!lewd

[foggy mantle]

bz11k is being lewd...

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[grizzled meadow]

I knew it

[placid sail]

you're welcome

[clear prism]

Bro, what the fuck

[real tinsel]

p!lewd @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil thinks that bz11k is being lewd...

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[clear prism]

Is this what #🎪bruh-fart has become

[real tinsel]

ye

we're fartin the brain

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

p!slap gtanil

[foggy mantle]

bz11k slaps gtanil

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[quasi sundial]

Only good thing that came out of anime is those big milky honkers

[real tinsel]

being slapped legit turns me on

as always you're on the losing side bz11k

thanks for making me hard

[placid sail]

right

good attempt, kha

all that gaslighting wasn't in vain

[real tinsel]

what gaslighting

[quartz saffron]

Lying

[placid sail]

well, you know

suddenly takes of his face to reveal being a bald khaaytil

[real tinsel]

WHAT

[quartz saffron]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gaslighting

[placid sail]

oh yea

[real tinsel]

i am bald khaytil

how are you also bald khaaytil

[placid sail]

ha, about that

you're not actually khaaytil

[stone ravine]

what if you farded and a lil pee came out

[placid sail]

bald - probably, but not khaaytil

have you played metal gear V?

[real tinsel]

opposite happens for me

[real tinsel]

no

[placid sail]

then you have no chance to understand the current situation

[gloomy roost]

Mfw

Read pgoslav as pogslav in #📎to-do

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/192977701684903936/889151312988631040/cad265ddb330f191c46a30834faf309d.png

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

Gaslighting should be easy as just farting as you are using a lighter at the same timr

[severe linden]

Gain that grain

[upbeat bobcat]

Ratboy, how's the house

Are uou settling well

[severe linden]

Cleanin people are cleaning the entire house besides my one room

Prob gonna take a week or so for them to do the cleaning repainting etc

But it ain’t so bad

Ratrig slightly upgraded

A stable desk and an actual chair

Had to lug up an entire couch, mattresses etc for 3 flights

That sucked cock and balls

But hey they gotta clean so it is what it is

[slate crown]

pretty good setup

[upbeat bobcat]

No more rat life but welp, style changes.

Looks clean tho, good house.

Or apartment, w/e y'all call it

[plucky void]

holy shit the world is ending

Rockstar just updated GTA Online and IT ACTUALLY HAS IMPROVEMENTS TO THE GAME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxd4PM1TWLc

[grizzled meadow]

Nice one

[ripe ibex]

phanteks my beloved

[slate crown]

why does jeremy look so dead

[slim osprey]

He just woke up

[slate crown]

mood

[upbeat bobcat]

They don't wanna lose the 6yo playerbase, the only one dev, poor guy.

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819351263749341224/1002051468402114671/e-1.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452116892061007882/1002003280387383367/wizard.mov

[grizzled meadow]

@mortal violet you're welcome

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452116892061007882/1002003280387383367/wizard.mov

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452116892061007882/1002003280387383367/wizard.mov

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/wT7QKkPM9UQ

so this is what playing tarkov feels like

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-general-sam-meme-tasty-gif-22657171

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819351263749341224/1002056924822515742/thumbsup.mp4

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730221708266569810/1002061394759393371/f1fb2f4b476d383dea2f2e2093612f4d1.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-eating-human-hands-gamer-reading-gif-11505952

[mighty ridge]

H-hey guys, do I look cute uwu

[upbeat bobcat]

bad hair day ha

[lusty sonnet]

All the anime slaps

[slate crown]

my honest reaction

[pastel quartz]

im going to hell for laughing

just the way it rotates in a completely different axis just makes me laugh for some reason

[slate crown]

eatin gud tonight

[upbeat bobcat]

İt moves like a sims cat

[radiant grove]

kity

[slate crown]

lunch

[radiant grove]

ah

https://tenor.com/view/wavetro-wavetro-hq-cavefolder-gumball-cake-andy-gif-22068152

[heady crow]

Woul yuo eat him?

[abstract path]

The devil would

[slate crown]

i mean I'm already asian so...

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[abstract path]

What the hell is this

[abstract path]

Me

[quasi sundial]

bacon snikcers

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-monkey-monke-sniper-monkey-king-kong-gif-20356254

[slate crown]

@real tinsel

[lavish dragon]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[lavish dragon]

p!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[lavish dragon]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@lavish dragon, casted out a line... You caught a random person's 🧦
It stinks so you throw it back at them.

[lavish dragon]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 45 seconds to use this command again.

[lavish dragon]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@lavish dragon, casted out a line... You caught a random person's 👙
It stinks so you throw it back at them.

[lavish dragon]

Why do I keep catching clothes

[placid sail]

not this gacha shit again

[lavish dragon]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@lavish dragon, casted out a line... You caught a random person's 🧦
It stinks so you throw it back at them.

[placid sail]

yoink

[lavish dragon]

Not again god damnit

[heady crow]

Zoink

[abstract path]

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[abstract path]

P!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

You don't have enough 🥞 to buy this item! You need 50 more 🥞

[abstract path]

P!neg

P!beg

P!help

[foggy mantle]

Command List

🥞 Currency

addbalance, balance, blackjack, buy, claimrewards, daily, deposit, fish, give, giveitem, highlow, inventory, iteminfo, leaderboard, lottery, removebalance, resetbalance, rob, russianroulette, sell, shop, slots, trivia, use, withdraw, work

🎉 Fun

8ball, akinator, bigtext, coinflip, embed, fml, higherlower, roast, say, ship, xkcd

🖼 Images

beautiful, birb, byemom, cat, meme, dog, f, facts, gmagik, illegal, sepia, saturate, darken, brighten, invert, grayscale, implode, explode, magik, present, kiss, hug, slap, cry, smile, blush, lewd, weebsh, wizard

ℹ Info

avatar, donate, help, invite, ping, roleinfo, serverinfo, stats, support, userinfo

📊 Leveling

level, levelcalculator, levelleaderboard, levelmessages, levelroles, resetlevel, userlevelsettings, xpchannel, xp

⚒ Mod

ban, clearinfractions, duration, infractions, kick, mute, purge, reason, removeinfractions, softban, unban, unmute, vckick, warn

⚙ Settings

lockdown, channeltoggle, currencysettings, customreplies, deletelog, editlog, farewell, forceend, greeting, itemsetup, lotterysetup, modlog, perms, prefix, setcurrency, togglenowplaying

🎵 Music

autoplay, bassboost, join, lyrics, move, nowplaying, pause, play, queue, remove, repeat, resume, search, seek, shuffle, skip, stop, volume

🔞 Nsfw

You must have a NSFW channel to see these commands.

👱 Roles

autorole, getrole, reactionroles, role, selfrole

🔧 Utility

addtag, botlist, calc, choose, edittag, embedcreate, embededit, giveaway, notifications, poll, removetag, reroll, suggest, tag, translate, urban

To get more info on a command, do p!help command name

[abstract path]

Huh

Where command channel

[lusty sonnet]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You can get your next daily 🥞 in 4 hours, 41 minutes, 59 seconds

[lusty sonnet]

Hm

[heady crow]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[slate crown]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@slate crown, casted out a line... You caught a Coconut 🥥
You throw it across the water.

Your fishing rod broke! Go buy a new one to start fishing again

[slate crown]

da fuck

[heady crow]

p!russianroulette

Cba

[lusty sonnet]

p!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[lusty sonnet]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@lusty sonnet, casted out a line... You caught a Uncommon Crab 🦀
This item was added to your inventory.

[slate crown]

we fishin again bois

[lusty sonnet]

🦀

[slate crown]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[slate crown]

p!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[slate crown]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@slate crown, casted out a line... You caught a random person's 👙
It stinks so you throw it back at them.

[eager quest]

where do i check my money

[slate crown]

i think you do "balance"

[eager quest]

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

ghosty

In Hand

🥞0

Pancorp Bank

🥞0

Networth

🥞0

[eager quest]

[slate crown]

[eager quest]

p!work

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞41

[eager quest]

p!work

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 4 minutes, 56 seconds to use this command again.

[slate crown]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You can get your next daily 🥞 in 4 hours, 43 minutes, 31 seconds

[eager quest]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[eager quest]

SHEEEEEEEESH

p!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

[slate crown]

siuuuuu

[foggy mantle]

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest, casted out a line... You caught Trash 🗞
You go throw the trash away.

[eager quest]

@slate crown i caught you

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 42 seconds to use this command again.

[slate crown]

i knew it was coming

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@slate crown, casted out a line... You caught a Common Squid 🦑
This item was added to your inventory.

[slate crown]

mfw #🎪bruh-fart turned into a fishing channel

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@slate crown, casted out a line... You caught a Common Shrimp 🦐
This item was added to your inventory.

[slate crown]

p!sell all

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to sell 5 items for 🥞319?

Successfully sold 5 items.

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest, casted out a line... You caught a Common Fish 🐟
This item was added to your inventory.

[eager quest]

p!sell all

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to sell 1 items for 🥞37?

Successfully sold 1 items.

[lusty sonnet]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@lusty sonnet, casted out a line... You caught a Common Crab 🦀
This item was added to your inventory.

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 31 seconds to use this command again.

[scenic sable]

Why don't you catch?

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest, casted out a line... You caught a Common Lobster 🦞
This item was added to your inventory.

[abstract path]

Ah yes

P!daily

[foggy mantle]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[abstract path]

P!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[abstract path]

Yes

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

@abstract path, casted out a line... You caught a Common Shrimp 🦐
This item was added to your inventory.

[abstract path]

Time to make salad

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest, casted out a line... You caught a Common Lobster 🦞
This item was added to your inventory.

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest, casted out a line... You caught a Coconut 🥥
You throw it across the water.

Your fishing rod broke! Go buy a new one to start fishing again

[eager quest]

bro

p!work

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞41

[eager quest]

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

ghosty

In Hand

🥞569

Pancorp Bank

🥞0

Networth

🥞569

[eager quest]

p!sell all

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to sell 2 items for 🥞74?

Successfully sold 2 items.

[eager quest]

p!rob @slate crown

[foggy mantle]

You snuck into PangolinStirfry#0281's house and stole a decent amount of 🥞360.

[eager quest]

had to be done

[slate crown]

my existence is to get fucked

smh this is what i get for being nice

[eager quest]

sorry im not rude

im just

🇷🇴

[gloomy roost]

p!work

[foggy mantle]

@gloomy roost went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞75

[slate crown]

im so sorry

take all my money

[eager quest]

p!rob

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The member argument is required.

Usage: p!rob <member>

[eager quest]

is there like

a cooldown

p!shop

[foggy mantle]

STALKER G.A.M.M.A.'s Shop

There are no items yet. Do p!itemsetup add command to start

Do p!shop -g for the global shop.

[eager quest]

wow

p!shop -g

[foggy mantle]

Pancake's Shop

⭐ Fishing Rod 🎣 - 🥞50

For the fish command

Page 1/1 | To buy items, use the buy command.

[slate crown]

@eager quest I'm going to

man i suck i threatening other people

[grizzled meadow]

Okay this bot thing is getting out of hand

Do we really need a channel only for that?

[eager quest]

p!rob @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 2 hours, 30 minutes, 6 seconds to use this command again.

[quasi sundial]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You can get your next daily 🥞 in 3 hours, 35 minutes, 24 seconds

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-monkey-gif-23280820

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/giganticbuddha/status/1552360797233373185?s=21&t=cVkauogdiPdKq4GNbOj_Cw

giga (@giganticbuddha)

https://t.co/Ddolo9RdZf

Likes

129075

Retweets

24033

Twitter · Jul 27, 2022, 6:30 PM

[placid sail]

please end this madness

[quartz saffron]

P!slap @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

Rav slaps Falco

Powered by weeb.sh

[slate crown]

my honest reaction

@grizzled meadow they'll get tired of it eventually

i know i have

[grizzled meadow]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[grizzled meadow]

p!work

[foggy mantle]

@grizzled meadow went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞94

[grizzled meadow]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[grizzled meadow]

p!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[grizzled meadow]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@grizzled meadow, casted out a line... You caught a Common Shrimp 🦐
This item was added to your inventory.

[grizzled meadow]

Now what

p!rob @eager quest

[foggy mantle]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

[grizzled meadow]

Rip

p!sell

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The item argument is required.

Usage: p!sell <item | all>

[eager quest]

u dont rob the romanians

[placid sail]

oh come on

[grizzled meadow]

p!sell common shrimo

[foggy mantle]

You specified an invalid item!

[placid sail]

you were supposed to bring balance, not destroy it

[grizzled meadow]

P!sell common shrimp

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to sell Common Shrimp 🦐 for 🥞41?

Sold Common Shrimp 🦐 for 🥞41

[eager quest]

p!work

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞92

[grizzled meadow]

I need to be on their same level

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[grizzled meadow]

I even have the fishing rod now

[eager quest]

p!buy finishing rod

[foggy mantle]

You specified an invalid item!

[pastel quartz]

p!rob @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

[atomic pewter]

…What the hell’s going on here

[pastel quartz]

fuck

[eager quest]

LOOOOL

only i can steal cuz 🇷🇴

[atomic pewter]

[pastel quartz]

p! suicide

[eager quest]

get on my level losers

p!kill @pastel quartz

p!murder @pastel quartz

[grizzled meadow]

p!money

[placid sail]

better not drop that soup now buddy

[atomic pewter]

p!work

[foggy mantle]

@atomic pewter went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞27

[eager quest]

p!massacre @pastel quartz

[grizzled meadow]

p!work

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 2 minutes, 10 seconds to use this command again.

[eager quest]

how do i commit a felony

p!crime

[grizzled meadow]

How can I see how many money do I have

p!rob @eager quest

[eager quest]

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 2 hours, 57 minutes, 31 seconds to use this command again.

ghosty

In Hand

🥞1,095

Pancorp Bank

🥞0

Networth

🥞1,095

[grizzled meadow]

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

Falcoman

In Hand

🥞390

Pancorp Bank

🥞0

Networth

🥞390

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[atomic pewter]

Ok so working creates pancakes but can you also cook ?

[grizzled meadow]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@grizzled meadow, casted out a line... You caught Trash 🗞
You go throw the trash away.

[eager quest]

p!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[eager quest]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest, casted out a line... You caught a Coconut 🥥
You throw it across the water.

[slate crown]

@eager quest

[grizzled meadow]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 27 seconds to use this command again.

[placid sail]

very poor return, stick to crime and fishing

just like in real life!

[grizzled meadow]

Okay I can do something better @placid sail

[eager quest]

@grizzled meadow we need more stuff to do

[grizzled meadow]

Same channel but we move this bot thing inside a thread

This way the channel is clean

[eager quest]

rn its only buy rod, fish, rob and sell

thats the only thing to do

[placid sail]

yes please

[eager quest]

we need more stuff pls

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@eager quest, casted out a line... You caught a random person's 🧦
It stinks so you throw it back at them.

[grizzled meadow]

Man I didn't even know about this stuff, it's black magic for me

[eager quest]

add a murder command

if it succeds, the person killed gets perma banned

[slate crown]

bruh are you trying to turn this bot into a mod?

[grizzled meadow]

Bot channel thing so we can avoid to flood the channel

There, the channel is saved

[slate crown]

thank god

[grizzled meadow]

I always look after my realm

[slate crown]

thank you god

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/chonky-cat-chonk-cats-cute-tickle-gif-22976826

[fading shuttle]

he shall be awarded a hero of the soviet union for his rescue of the brainfart channel

[quasi sundial]

me

[slate crown]

is the definition of sex

[fading shuttle]

and the lack thereof

[gloomy roost]

Seems to be pretty good

[slate crown]

i love pineapple on pizza

[fading shuttle]

oh god this one, i fuckin forgot where i downloaded it

[slate crown]

kid named Finger:

[heady crow]

Bcs final ep?

[slate crown]

forgot to put a spoilers warning, my bad guys

[slate crown]

reminds me of when me and my cousin would have lego battles and I would use superglue on my lego baseball bat to beat him mercilessly

good times

[placid sail]

oh no

I've just realised that this track of carpenter brut is forever associated with that last of us 2 collage for me

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700523700948172851/1002091305662418994/darkness.mp4

[slate crown]

@real tinsel

[fading shuttle]

darkness, just a day away

woo

[lusty sonnet]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@lusty sonnet, casted out a line... You caught a Common Whale 🐋
This item was added to your inventory.

[lusty sonnet]

A fucking whale

Strong ass rod

[upbeat bobcat]

Use bot channel

[lusty sonnet]

O didnt see

[abstract path]

Guys

Did you hearabout the newest game called stray cat?

[abstract path]

Lol

[slate crown]

my only pet peeve about the game is that you can't customize your cat

other than that it's a pretty solid game

[scenic sable]

[slate crown]

Lean Raiden

[plucky void]

ilililililililil

[onyx pewter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSLOeHYetus

[swift scarab]

He sleep

[slate crown]

even gigachads need sleep

something that is stupendously underrated in this day and age

[upbeat bobcat]

What? Sleeping or secretly recording someone?

[swift scarab]

Probably the first, we have plenty of the other, it’s called the news reel

[plucky void]

it's ok when journalists do it

[slate crown]

sleep deprivation is a bitch

i always brushed it off as a kid but now that im old and slowly withering away, every ounce of energy counts

[swift scarab]

I’m at that point where if I don’t exactly the right amount of sleep I feel like shit, but if I do I can wake up and go about my day instantly

[plucky void]

Haven't been able to sleep decently in ages

[slate crown]

im extremely jealous of people who can fall asleep so easily

[plucky void]

ever since my brother got a dog
and the pos is constantly barking, even late at night and early in the morning

[slate crown]

i need at least an hour of laying in bed before i can even start falling asleep, even then one slightest noise can wake me up instantly

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932251792463499288/1002202603003842730/image0.jpg

[slate crown]

sometimes if I can't fall asleep I'll just go to the gym at 12am

after a cold shower, that usually knocks me out

god forbid i accidentally ingest a micro-gram of sugar before bed

my cousin is the complete opposite

[slate crown]

im pretty sure that fucker can sleep through an earthquake

[swift scarab]

I find it incredibly hard to get to sleep, but once I do I turn into a brick

[slate crown]

i wish

worst part is when i start to hear whispers as soon as i start falling asleep

this isn't a joke btw

sometimes your brain does that thing where you fall and then wake up with a jerk?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-your-walls-jamiroquai-i-live-in-your-walls-funny-gif-23714272

[swift scarab]

Not often, usually only if I start dreaming while still half awake and I fall off a cliff or something

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Grande+sparrow_0bf766_9747119.jpg

[eager quest]

piece of shit cat

[slate crown]

bro imagine that but instead of falling, you're working out. i get muscle jerks when i dream about lifting weights

[heady crow]

The actual schizo lifter

The voices keep you awake so you go lift at the dead of night to silence them

Legit fighting demons

Wtf

[slate crown]

it's either that or tossing and turning in bed until the sun rises

at this point i don't even need an alarm anymore, my body wakes up at 5am automatically

[slate crown]

"schizo lifter" that's a new one

didn't even know such a thing existed

[heady crow]

Ye i feel you. For me its just that i start to think about stuff that stresses me, i notice my heartbeat rising so it rises even more etc etc. Started listening to albums to combat that but even thats failing now

[heady crow]

Ye the schizo lifter joke was pretty popular on tiktok at one point

[slate crown]

i think my psyche is starting to deteriorate

im starting to notice "people" sleeping next to me in bed when in reality i live alone

i even felt someone touch me once

again, i live ALONE

it felt like a comforting hug though so i shouldn't be too worried

[plucky void]

https://www.pcgamer.com/inevitably-the-cat-from-stray-has-been-modded-into-doom/

[slate crown]

i once heard that if you have too much leftover space on your bed, spirits will tend to invite themselves in to sleep and i sleep in a king sized bed alone...

who knows, maybe im just clinically schizophrenic

[slate crown]

shit im slowly turning into @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

i was summoned

hi

[slate crown]

it's my favorite white boy

[real tinsel]

i am bald

[slate crown]

im soon to be bald and schizophrenic as well

[real tinsel]

my hive is expanding

[real tinsel]

pssh no dumbo this couldn't be us

they are usb thingies and we're people

[real tinsel]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught a Common Crab 🦀
This item was added to your inventory.

[abstract path]

P!meme

[foggy mantle]

Fun toy mate

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[slate crown]

guys pls

bot stuff has been moved to another channel

[real tinsel]

i won't be online for 16 days

[slate crown]

oh shit

i gotta grab a copy too

[abstract path]

Where

[real tinsel]

hover over brainfart

it's a thread

[plucky void]

I just nabbed it but I don't think I'll ever play it lol

or maybe I will

[placid sail]

I used to have pretty hard insomnia because of sleep jerks

(not speaking about wanking in bed, stopping any joke in advance)

[slate crown]

im not saying anything

[placid sail]

every time I was about to finally fall asleep, my body would just twitch and throw me back into being awake

was pretty similar to that feeling of falling

[slate crown]

it thinks you're dying

so it wakes you up to make sure

[placid sail]

nah

it's just some body reaction to falling asleep

funnily enough, the best decision for solving that shit, which I found online, was to ignore it entirely

[heady crow]

Haha sleep jerk

[placid sail]

okay I'm apparently having a stroke let me correct that

there

so yeah, apparently, the hardest problem you can have with falling asleep is thinking too much about falling asleep

and it's one of the few issues which is actually solved by "just stop bothering about it lol"

[heady crow]

Btw bz totally unrelated but since when did you start playing league?

[slate crown]

why would you throw your life away bz?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-schizophrenia-scizo-based-gif-23614703