🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

I question their mental sanity often

[eager quest]

they all have dents in their head

[slate crown]

i usually only play aram too but sometimes I'll do a couple of regular

urf is the shit

[eager quest]

arurf or urf?

[slate crown]

both has it's ups and downs

[lusty sonnet]

Imagine playing aram with callouts and sweating

That was the moment i hit delet

[heady crow]

I cant even imagine that xd

Its just mindless bashing in one lane

Legit makes my mind numb

[slate crown]

aurf sometimes feels like pure crack with a perfect comp

[lusty sonnet]

*2 lanes, the second lane is bashing in comms when you take the healy orb 0.1 second early

[slate crown]

or sometimes they give you 5 supports

[radiant grove]

i found a gif of a skeleton giving head

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

sounds like a good Saturday night for me

[placid sail]

russian and two sentences in german

[abstract path]

Damn

I wonder why aren't you interested in other languages?

[slate crown]

too lazy

[abstract path]

Well

Guess i am not

[placid sail]

I didn't say I'm not interested in other languages, but german is not my cup of tea for sure AND I was forced to learn it

[clear prism]

Salutations

[slate crown]

i can basically pronounce any language but am too lazy to put any real effort to learn more

[abstract path]

who forced you to?

[placid sail]

stepfather and school by adhering to his will

[abstract path]

-_-

Harsh

[heady crow]

Hello Andrew. How has your day been thus far old chap?

[lusty sonnet]

School do be good at forcing languages upon you

[abstract path]

True

Well

[placid sail]

he had that funny idea of moving to Switzerland or something

[gloomy roost]

HeH

[abstract path]

I wantet to learn french but my mom was like "no, not now"

[gloomy roost]

Only have English to learn here.

[placid sail]

it was a momentarily silliness, naturally, but I had to endure german for some time because of that

[gloomy roost]

Don't care about the all the locals languages

[clear prism]

Doing good, doing good. Mostly relaxing at work right now. "Mostly". What about yourself?

[heady crow]

Ye, swedish is mandatory here so been learning it since 6th grade and all i can say is "those are green animals"

[placid sail]

wait you're swiss?

[gloomy roost]

Worse.

South African.

[abstract path]

I have english that i learned throughoutly
A bit of russian due to a pretty good friend of mine
Polish due to mother language and
German because of my nationality

[placid sail]

shit, almost swiss

[lusty sonnet]

I never wanted to learn french but work/life/school forced it upon me

[heady crow]

Im glad to hear. As if right now i am picking berries in our yard in a cool 24 degree shade

[gloomy roost]

Afrikaans is pretty fun tho. Can use english almost any time in it and no one minds.

[lusty sonnet]

No norwegian?

[abstract path]

I wish we fucken had berries still

[heady crow]

Nah sadly it was sweden who conquered us in the 1200th or so

[lusty sonnet]

Ah like that

[placid sail]

also, Switzerland looks pretty cool overall but oh god just fucking kill, just outright murder me instead of taking me to another trip by a car there

[heady crow]

Besides norwegian is more stupid to learn bcs of book norsk and nya norsk whatever they were called

[placid sail]

I've been so sick from all that mountain serpentine for hours there I though I'm gonna jump from the car window

[abstract path]

What's serpentine?

Chemical?

[placid sail]

it's the road

[gloomy roost]

A move we do in dem fps games

[placid sail]

going yoinky sploinky

[abstract path]

Ohh

[lusty sonnet]

Swiggly road

[heady crow]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nynorsk :)

[abstract path]

OHHHH XD

[gloomy roost]

a road akin to a snake

[clear prism]

Now that sounds very relaxing. I personally would never dare pick any berries because my knowledge on what is poisonous or not is 0

[abstract path]

My knowledge is yes but sometimes just am have stupid

[placid sail]

every berry is perfectly edible

[abstract path]

Gonna get me killed sometime when picking mushrooms too

[placid sail]

some are just only once though

[heady crow]

We got our own berry bushes so dont have to worry about that

Could go foraging for blueberries rn too tho

[abstract path]

Send me some, lol

[placid sail]

Bruno is what every psycho maniac on the internet aspires to be

Buffed, lives in harmony with nature, enjoys bateman posting

[abstract path]

I wish i was more buffed

Lol

[lusty sonnet]

do some home workouts to become buff

[placid sail]

gotta work them noodle hands then

[abstract path]

If i had an own room I'd gladly do workout

[placid sail]

start really small and make it a habit

[abstract path]

But with someone else just no

[placid sail]

you can try to workout outside

[abstract path]

._.

People?

[lusty sonnet]

Or do a workout together?

[abstract path]

Hell no

[placid sail]

so what

[abstract path]

Only over me dead body

[placid sail]

let them witness your glorious evolution

[abstract path]

No fuck them

[placid sail]

you can fuck them later

workout first

[abstract path]

I don't like it when people generally watch

[lusty sonnet]

Holdup

[placid sail]

you can find a time during the day when there is noone outside

[abstract path]

Yeah

The night

Lol

[placid sail]

I mean, you're not wrong

some people exercise at evening

[abstract path]

I always wanna do in the morning

[placid sail]

doing it too late is usually not recommended, though

[abstract path]

But then i gotta wake up so early

And clean the room for enough room for the workout

[placid sail]

listen bud

[abstract path]

And then i won't have any time at all for the workout because i make it fucken "woman" clean

[lusty sonnet]

i always workout around midnight for 15 minutes

[placid sail]

points at bruno no pain - no gain

bruno tell em

[abstract path]

I was always in pain

[slate crown]

you got this king

[placid sail]

does it affect your sleep?

[abstract path]

Pfft

Well

I still wish i would fucken work someday yk

[heady crow]

Come here and pick them yourself

[lusty sonnet]

i've noticed that i sleep better

[placid sail]

interesting

[abstract path]

That flight probably costs way more then the berries itself

[placid sail]

I thought that intensive exercise too late during the day disrupts the sleep

[abstract path]

Nah

It makes you tired

[clear prism]

Naturally. If you have worked out quite a bit, your body does require rest and once you do get rest, it is much more relaxing

[abstract path]

But adrenaline also kinda keeps you awake

[heady crow]

No pain no gain. Oddly enough everytime my left wrist starts hurting when i do bench press it becomes normal fastee

[lusty sonnet]

mine is not intensive, i never do intensive

[abstract path]

If you do feel it

[lusty sonnet]

just casual small workouts to keep everything in check

[heady crow]

Prolly bcs it puts pressure on it safely

[abstract path]

I wantet to do daily pushups

[placid sail]

I see

[abstract path]

Today 5

Actually yesterday 5

Today imma do more

[clear prism]

The hurting is usually a sign of the muscles adapting to the new workload

[placid sail]

or an injury 🤠

[clear prism]

Which means the "no pain, no gain" statement is true

[lusty sonnet]

if i'd do an intensive one i'll probs burn a lot more but the increased blood flow from the workout would keep me up more

[slate crown]

i used to barely able to do even half a pushup, now im busting 20s with no sweat

[abstract path]

I could soon make 50 if i keep going yk

[placid sail]

I always treated the phrase less literally, more like "there are no advancements without some sacrifices"

[slate crown]

that's the spirit

[heady crow]

Nah its not that. My left wrist started hurting randomly like 4 summers ago due to me playing league too much or something

[abstract path]

L

[slate crown]

but remember moderation is key

[placid sail]

hell yeah tunnel syndrome lessgooooo

[heady crow]

Lets goooooo

[slate crown]

no use in working your butt off just to be burnt out

[placid sail]

(that's actually bad you know)

[clear prism]

Big oof

Tunnel syndrome is something else

[abstract path]

M yes become discord mod, kick admin, become head admin

[heady crow]

Well ye but then again muscle only grows when you push it to its limit

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/push-gif-5358912

[lusty sonnet]

not only eh

[heady crow]

Ah ye only true

[lusty sonnet]

normal workouts also have an effect, albeit slower

[slate crown]

yea progressive overload is needed but what i meant was consistency

[lusty sonnet]

rest days are also key

[placid sail]

it grows better with limit pushing, but it can still grow with moderate exercising, just slower

[slate crown]

that's why you see guys doing half reps but still jacked af

[placid sail]

case in point - soviet babushkas

who never did any intense exercise in their life, but had lots and lots of moderate work during their life and can now split a living bear in half

[slate crown]

soviet babushkas are no joke

[heady crow]

Well cheated reps do have their time and place. But only doing half reps on leg press is kinda yep cock

[abstract path]

tries it and dies in the process

[slate crown]

imagine half repping deadlifts

[abstract path]

What are those

[heady crow]

💀

Ive heard that pausing in the middle of the movement can help for technique but man half repping that shit

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/light-weight-gif-21674454

[abstract path]

Ohhhhh

Might try one day

[slate crown]

bye bye spinal column

[abstract path]

Only lifted a small one once

With one hand ._.

Literal light weight dude

[slate crown]

i nearly sharted myself on my first deadlifts

[abstract path]

XD

[slate crown]

we all have our stories dude

[abstract path]

Meh

I was forced all my life to walk and it became my favourite sport

[slate crown]

walking is so underrated

[abstract path]

Yeah

[gloomy roost]

I love walking, but wouldn' turn it into a hobby where I live.

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the walking. I do the walking all the time

[abstract path]

I turned it into a hobby

[slate crown]

yea i can't imagine what night walks in EU would end up like

[abstract path]

Or a habit, more likely

[abstract path]

For me it will always end up good thi

[heady crow]

Still depends on what part xd

[abstract path]

Idk why

[heady crow]

Mfs acting like europe is all the same

[abstract path]

Ikr dude

[slate crown]

isn't it though?

[upbeat bobcat]

🥴

[lusty sonnet]

east london night walks hit different

[clear prism]

They clearly never went to Bulgaria

[gloomy roost]

shonk

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-phone-drake-phone-speechless-drake-speechless-gif-24736190

[placid sail]

ey I'm walkin ere

[quasi sundial]

bought a snickers that supposedly had "bacon" in it

didnt tasted like bacon

was actually pretty good tho

this one

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-face-cat-meme-cat-puke-cat-vomit-cat-coughing-meme-gif-22332765

[quasi sundial]

ye

[placid sail]

funny thing, never had a problem during walking at night

[quasi sundial]

i bought it out of curiosity

but theres no bacon to be found

i got scammed

[placid sail]

but the only time I've been robbed (unsuccessfully) was at the light of the day

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/women-bigman-gif-18545922

[placid sail]

huh

fancy new idea by grok

some invictus psychos gonna have to memorise random spots of free loot lol

[slate crown]

i already memorized where all the anomalies are so shouldn't be too hard

[placid sail]

aren't they dymanic in gamma?

[slate crown]

yea but i still memorized all the ones on the usual routes i take

they're always there so to speak, just waiting until another emmssion hits so it actually shows up

once you get used to it you'll notice the pattern

[clear prism]

^^^

[placid sail]

I have some sort of memory issue

[heady crow]

Youre so old already?

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/AkuFaUaaZYI

[heady crow]

Itll only be a matter of time before you forget us

[placid sail]

I can't even memorise the fire tunnel in wild territory

I kind of remember it, but still get smoked once in a while

[heady crow]

Idk i just run through it and pray. Thankfully theres a campfire near it so free save

[clear prism]

Interesting

I already know the fire tunnel anomaly like the back of my hand and simply sprint through

Hell, I use the tunnel to kill mutants so I do not have to waste bullets 🤣

[placid sail]

I'm honestly surprised at this point how am I managing to be somewhat functional adult

cos I can't remember shit

[clear prism]

It happens to all of us

[placid sail]

I'm gonna be alzheimer-ridden idiot in a couple years with bruno crying at my lap with me being utterly confused

[clear prism]

For example, I can not remember any of the names for grammar

Like past tense and shit

But I just know when to use the right tenses

Is weird 🤷‍♂️

[scenic sable]

Abstract noun, Conjugation, Adverb, Adjective, Imperative sentence, Interjection, etc. etc.

[lusty sonnet]

like futur simple?

[heady crow]

Dw youre gonna move in with me to the woods of finland and im gonna take care of you

[clear prism]

This stuff, yes

[heady crow]

also good work force

[scenic sable]

Dangling participle..

[placid sail]

no I'm not lemao

[clear prism]

Oh boy, that Grammar Nazi bit from uhh

CollegeHumor?

[scenic sable]

Yes.

[placid sail]

though If you'd train me, make me buffed, perhaps

[clear prism]

Goodness, that was a long time ago

[placid sail]

I've just realised something

have you ever worked as a teacher?

[scenic sable]

Does helpdesk count?

[placid sail]

ha! would explain polite snarkiness though

[scenic sable]

Yes.

[abstract path]

Bro

Why do ppl lock their doors eith chains sometimes

[placid sail]

so basically brainfart being at its worst is still ain't shit for you, with such background

[abstract path]

Obviously

[clear prism]

You mean those little chains that prevent the door from being opened fully?

[scenic sable]

No, but it is close when people like Shoebill shows up.

[abstract path]

Niet

Big chains

[placid sail]

big chains?

[clear prism]

I figure they must be paranoid, then

[placid sail]

or a resident evil antagonist

[abstract path]

Or they have something in their basement

[scenic sable]

Why would you think that though?

[clear prism]

Well yes, then you obviously want something heavy duty

[abstract path]

Hehe

[clear prism]

What the hell

😂

[abstract path]

Wtf

[heady crow]

What league does to a mfs psyche

Either that or horrible racism

[lusty sonnet]

or both

[heady crow]

Well yeah

[placid sail]

educated speech, tactful yet snarky responses, predisposition to correct people

[clear prism]

Gives the same vibe as this:

[placid sail]

but it was more of a guess

[abstract path]

Nope

[placid sail]

helpdesk fits the characteristics too, so there it is

[abstract path]

I'M not doin it

[scenic sable]

It's not only applicable to teachers, but I can see why you'd think that.
Helpdesk will make you develop similar habits.

[placid sail]

true, true

[gloomy roost]

Fuck the French league players.

[lusty sonnet]

are you mentally dead after a day of helpdesk?

[heady crow]

Well i mean

[abstract path]

Bro my brother just talks so much

[gloomy roost]

I see one and immediately upset.

[abstract path]

I started to just grow off him and ignore him

[clear prism]

This is not negotiable.

[abstract path]

He literally wants to eat with me on the same fucking table

HE HAS HIS OWN

[heady crow]

Sir yes sir the miniskirt and and warmers have been ordered

[gloomy roost]

Maybe he wants company?

[placid sail]

yeah many of my encounters with them were really rude, though I haven't seen much of them in league for some reason

[abstract path]

Grrr

Well i don't like his company

[scenic sable]

I was, yes. Until I quit.
I would spend my evenings on gacha games or MMOs doing repetitive tasks which didn't require much critical thinking.

[clear prism]

You know, sibling bonding

[abstract path]

My ass

[lusty sonnet]

my man, glad you got out

[abstract path]

He doesn't do shit

[lusty sonnet]

sometimes i have to act as a bootleg helpdesk at work and just 15 minutes kills me

like no you can't have an SSH tunnel to one of your NFT crypto sites

[abstract path]

[clear prism]

SSH tunnel to NFT crypto sites

[scenic sable]

Try spending two hours on the phone, with an elderly couple trying to troubleshoot their IPTV.

[clear prism]

Goddamn, people are wildin

[abstract path]

I could go but like it would be fucken annoying

[lusty sonnet]

i think i have more patience for an elderly couple than a guy actively trying to lose his kneecaps

[clear prism]

The best one I had was "Help, our PC is loudly beeping every 1 minute, there is something wrong with it"

[placid sail]

I've got a lot of monkey jobs, but thankfully, none of them was at support/retail

[lusty sonnet]

but 2 hours oof

[clear prism]

Turns out it was their smoke detector which was out of battery power and it was producing an ear deafening beep

[gloomy roost]

Stop spamming the sticky keys ma'am.

[abstract path]

Lol

[clear prism]

When they said that, I just sighed and asked myself why I am even there

[scenic sable]

45 minutes of which was after closing time.

[lusty sonnet]

pls tell me you got overtime at least

[placid sail]

it's an initiation ritual for an adult

[abstract path]

He probably didn't

[clear prism]

It sure is 🤣

[scenic sable]

Yes, I did—the question though; Was it worth it?

[abstract path]

Nope

[lusty sonnet]

probably not

but it's at least something

[placid sail]

depends

[scenic sable]

[clear prism]

"We compensate your dedicated work ethic with a whole 3,40€!"

👏 👏 👏

[placid sail]

when I was in construction, I worked two weeks in a row without weekends

got around 4000 rubles for that

[scenic sable]

Greedy corps being greedy.

[placid sail]

not worth at all

[clear prism]

I mean hey

You can buy loads of 175g bread with that

👌

[lusty sonnet]

same, mine doesn't pay overtime but my team lead tells em to fuck off and gives us extra time off if we do work overtime

[placid sail]

at my new job, overworking a single evening or a weekend day is roughly the same, and that is quite more pleasurable outcome

[abstract path]

Just regular work routine right?

[scenic sable]

Just how capitalism is.

[abstract path]

Ah yes

Capitalism

We all know it

[clear prism]

No, not really

Who knows what they are up to in the backgrounds

[placid sail]

oh did I mention that they overdue our pay every month and at some point we've been owed 3 months of payment and I was living of my credit card

[abstract path]

Everything that they don't mention

[clear prism]

😐

[abstract path]

Yeah

[placid sail]

the irony is, construction business is where the big money at

[clear prism]

Welcome to Mordor, I guess 😂

[placid sail]

they're just not for you, fucking peasant lol get to work.

[scenic sable]

You mean besides bribing government officials, employing slave labour overseas, white-collar crime, evading taxes, and exploiting consultant workers?

No idea.

[clear prism]

Psst

We have to pretend that we know nothing

[placid sail]

my new employer is getting upset when we're overdue our pay for two days and apologises and hauls his ass to accounting to make sure we're paid asap and I'm like

you're such a cuite. you're such a treat.

[clear prism]

Although literally everything has been exposed (at some point) and no one is being brought to justice

[scenic sable]

It's because of that first example I mentioned.

[clear prism]

Ah yes, our trusty government officials :)

I still remember when people here in Germany would say how there is hardly any corruption here

[placid sail]

who is going to expose what? there is no system of justice and law enforcement which is absolutely independent from capitalism

[clear prism]

Yeah so uh, that was a fucking lie

[clear prism]

There is the illusion of justice, though. That seems to be enough to pacify most of the population

[placid sail]

it's more than enough

[placid sail]

my great little country is hanging on the shittiest illusion of order possible, thinner than paper, and it's still enough

[lusty sonnet]

order is an illusion

[gloomy roost]

Ah

[lusty sonnet]

chaos is where it's at

[gloomy roost]

Slave labour

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ancap-jreg-jreg-ancap-ancapistan-capitalist-gif-21811254

[scenic sable]

At least it hasn't gone that far.

[clear prism]

I mean, we were there at some point in history

[gloomy roost]

My father just suggested me a remote online job that pays 800$ pm but the company as I've read about them employs people from 3rd world countries mostly and about 70% of the reviews coming from where I live are just terrible.

[clear prism]

And an argument can be made we never left that point since, you know

Sweat shops

[placid sail]

human trafficking is still happening, even in developed countries

[clear prism]

Well, that is not comparable to slave labour, though

[gloomy roost]

Yeah not as bad.

[clear prism]

Well

I would not say "not as bad"

[gloomy roost]

Almost as bad.

Is that better?

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/same-different-but-still-gif-18224441

[scenic sable]

Yes, it was called Feudalism.

[clear prism]

Ah yes, peasants

[lusty sonnet]

ah yes the time of serfs and slaves

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-final-fantasy-stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin-gif-21954964

[lusty sonnet]

waiting for that game to come to steam so i can play this memefest

[lusty sonnet]

exactly for that reason

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1001418849188593684/290680051_2841168799362464_4211846091961946774_n.mp4

[plucky void]

From what I've seen the combat is pretty good

[lusty sonnet]

combat looks like a mix of NioH and some other games

looks interesting for sure

[plucky void]

looks like there's a clear-cut meta to it, though... that I'm going to avoid like the plague

every video I see the guy is using White Mage because of Hastega

and either Dark Knight or Warrior

[lusty sonnet]

why would you play those when Monk exists

would be a lot of builds and stuff to go through if they follow the OG progression of the classes

[plucky void]

doesn't look like it

at most there's an 'affinity' thing where you get some benefits from a class even if you're not using it

other than that it's just about 5 passive skills and a couple active skills

[swift scarab]

I have awoken for the day, it is time to leave my home so I can get paid for plasma being drained from my body

At least it pays well enough

[plucky void]

somethingsomething capitalism bad

[swift scarab]

Eh, it’s better then an actual job, as I’ve no obligation to go if I don’t want to

[swift scarab]

It’s hard to tell, I woke up less then half an hour ago

[lusty sonnet]

my day has been ruined :(

[plucky void]

each of the jobs at least on paper look like they're decently unique from each other

red mage spends a lot of MP due to chainspell (cast two spells at once), while black mage spends a bit less for one big kaboom

monk looks like it's the fastest but not the hardest hitting melee job

samurai looks like it's parry-reliant

[lusty sonnet]

interesting

guess i'll see in 2 years

[swift scarab]

Which game you referring to?

[lusty sonnet]

FF stranger of paradise

[plucky void]

dark knight (that I mentioned is 'meta') has a buff that you deal extra damage but it also eats your hp

[swift scarab]

Ah, can’t help there

[plucky void]

or rather, mp

................. crap I can't remember exactly what it was now

[lusty sonnet]

both

[plucky void]

there was one job that you activated a buff to deal extra damage but you lost hp per hit

I'm leaning towards playing as red mage / samurai

since one spends a lot of MP and samurai's parrying restores MP

should match nicely

[lusty sonnet]

i'll probs go for lancer > dragoon

maybe a full magic build as i'm liking how they did magic in the FF7 remake

[gloomy roost]

FF14?

[plucky void]

stranger of paradise

can't mix jobs in ff14

[clear prism]

Convenient camera placement

[swift scarab]

Eh, looks like a cheap security camera for their valuables

[upbeat bobcat]

Who knows

Maybe someone decided to lil prank

[swift scarab]

At least the dog got out of the way right at the start

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe it was the dog

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/L1jRBlncX14

[gloomy roost]

Thanks for the TF vid, made me recall that I had to check StBlack.

[scenic sable]

Oh yeah, STBlackST.

[placid sail]

damn I'd go for a snickers rn

[clear prism]

Of course, the painis enlargement

What an idea

[mortal violet]

opachki

[placid sail]

painis cupcake

[plucky void]

nom

[grizzled meadow]

Welcome to the list

It's mental

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-aboute-me-question-huh-dont-forget-me-rambo-gif-14962655

[quasi sundial]

"we're keeping track of 🤓 every individual that breaks the rule of 🤓 ☝️ and we made a chart of them in the priority of 🤓 "

[grizzled meadow]

10/10 gif

Literally perfect

[heady crow]

[quasi sundial]

"and by calculating the X amount of gifs u sent, + mute/warning ratio, 🤓 we came to the conclusion that we're gonna get rid of u in approximately 27 days 🤓 "

[placid sail]

it's okay, I'm ready for everything, you can show me

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @quasi sundial 27d for excess of 🤓 ☝️

[foggy mantle]

@quasi sundial has been muted for 3 weeks, 6 days.

[heady crow]

[grizzled meadow]

Guys it's a funny

Don't freak out

[gloomy roost]

rip

[clear prism]

Damn

[heady crow]

It made me laugh out loud it was a funny

[grizzled meadow]

I need to explain that it's a funny

[heady crow]

Yet you did

[grizzled meadow]

Of course I did!!!

[clear prism]

A funny that will persist 3 weeks and 6 days ;)

[grizzled meadow]

It's a funi

[grizzled meadow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[heady crow]

@stone blade can you translate?

[grizzled meadow]

The funi never ends

[placid sail]

lmao

@real tinsel AY COME WITH YOUR STUPID CLIP HERE THEY GOT ANOTHER ONE

[grizzled meadow]

p!unmute @quasi sundial

[foggy mantle]

@quasi sundial has been unmuted.

[grizzled meadow]

Too late

[placid sail]

aw

[grizzled meadow]

The funi is over

[placid sail]

now I called kha for nothing

[grizzled meadow]

It's always good to call him

[placid sail]

better call khaaytil

[grizzled meadow]

Btw VC is booming

[quasi sundial]

it was funny tho

@grizzled meadow based

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[stone blade]

gypsies with swords

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

[grizzled meadow]

I always do this for fun, glad you enjoy it

@ripe ibex know something about it

[placid sail]

also I'm upset nobody noticed my word play, once in a million years my single brain cell is enough to make an english joke, and yet it's for naught

[heady crow]

Its ok bz

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-cry-tears-funny-wiping-tears-gif-23475965

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cta-gif-22275510

[placid sail]

allow me to cheer up everyone in brainfart with a video about lethal uncurable virus

https://youtu.be/4u5I8GYB79Y

[heady crow]

Thank you bz

That really cheered me up

[slate crown]

ok what the fuck youtube...

[abstract path]

This got me laughing hard bro

[slate crown]

you can't make this shit up

[fading shuttle]

good ol liberty prime

[quartz saffron]

🇺🇸

[abstract path]

Youtube, what the hell?

[slate crown]

i was just watching some clips from a horror movie, youtube wilding bro

[abstract path]

Bro youtube is fucking

Hold on

"Do you want youtube premium?"
No
"Understandable
Do you still want youtube premium?"

[slate crown]

we have free youtube premium in VN

[abstract path]

VN?

[slate crown]

vietnam

[abstract path]

Lmao rip

[slate crown]

i don't get youtube premium though it just lets you download videos to watch offline

[abstract path]

Lol

[slate crown]

something you can do with a website on google

[abstract path]

L

[lusty sonnet]

Vietnamese youtube be wildin?

[clear prism]

Well, was Youtube wrong?

[slate crown]

nah bro all my watch history is just fucked

[slate crown]

watched the original, 10/10 trauma

[abstract path]

Hell no

[slate crown]

i was just watching clips from the new horror movie Incantation

[clear prism]

👌

[slate crown]

finally a good found footage horror after so long

[lusty sonnet]

If you want really shitty horror, watch the new Resident Evil series on netflix

[clear prism]

Here is a question. When you say trauma, does that mean you randomly think of that moment or something reminds you of it and you get spooked?

[abstract path]

Moment

Not spooky

Just the moment

[slate crown]

neither really, I've seen worse

[abstract path]

Smh

[clear prism]

Then how would you describe having been traumatized by something?

[placid sail]

he can't look at jars anymore

[slate crown]

i used to get beatings by teachers so goddamn much to the point I still jump whenever a teacher says my name

[placid sail]

. _. is it even legal

[clear prism]

Ahh alright, I think I understand now

[slate crown]

for the rest of the world? no. for us, it used to be everyday life

[abstract path]

. _. Literally me

[placid sail]

what?

[abstract path]

Just this . _.

[placid sail]

you telling me german teachers beat

oh ok

you little potato

[abstract path]

Lol

Kartoschka

[placid sail]

yes!

[abstract path]

Yis :)

[placid sail]

also, holy shit aldo actually banned someone for being racist in voicechat

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

👌

[slate crown]

deserved

[clear prism]

No open racism

[placid sail]

mods' paranoia was not in vain

[clear prism]

Keep it private, like everyone else does

[abstract path]

Yeah.

[clear prism]

I mean, his name was already sort of telling

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VkH8zxmwFU

[clear prism]

PissDrinker57

[slate crown]

how apt

[clear prism]

Very subtle

[placid sail]

strange taste

[lusty sonnet]

Maybe the number is the amount of servers he's banned from

[stone blade]

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE FROM

[clear prism]

Nah, I think the other 56 PissDrinker names were taken

[heady crow]

@stone blade translate

[placid sail]

maybe it's piss cup count

[lusty sonnet]

Could be could be

[clear prism]

Now that might be reasonable, actually

[stone blade]

gypsies with cannon balls

[heady crow]

@stone blade translate

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

or that might've been his age

[stone blade]

GYPSIES WITH FRENCH ROOTS

IWANDB})AWDBN})AWDI]A)WBDi

[clear prism]

@stone blade translate

[stone blade]

FUCK OFF

[heady crow]

XDDDDD

[placid sail]

that's concerning

[stone blade]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[clear prism]

🤣

Ivan is not coping and seething right now

[clear prism]

He is, in fact, malding

[lusty sonnet]

Another one

[slate crown]

what the fuck are these memes

EU memes built different

[clear prism]

Welcome to Sdalger Anyomalie server

[fading shuttle]

supreme bulgar memes

you wouldnt understand

[clear prism]

Average serbian teacher vs average bulgarian professor

I need to save that meme, man

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/75bMNHCPDNg

[slate crown]

this i understand

[clear prism]

Stolen

[heady crow]

Also https://youtu.be/HCeTAggDORE

Now we just need to find the bulgeAryan

[stone blade]

hes turbo chad

[clear prism]

Time to go on a manhunt

Good old zarzavat

[slate crown]

is this your usual Tuesday night?

[clear prism]

No ||yes||

[stone blade]

ZARZAVAT

do you know what that means

[clear prism]

No

[heady crow]

No

[clear prism]

Probably war crimes 🤷‍♂️

🤣

[slate crown]

bruh

[stone blade]

zarzavat is another way of saying vegetables

[heady crow]

Prolly stabbing serbia in the back

Ah

[clear prism]

😂 😂 😂

[stone blade]

ZARZAVAT DUDE

[heady crow]

Why another?

[slate crown]

wasn't expecting that

[clear prism]

I am calling vegeterians Zarzavat now

[fading shuttle]

most advanced balkan country

[stone blade]

we are basically gonna take over the balkans

[fading shuttle]

three seas

[placid sail]

ah yes, зеленчук

[stone blade]

da.

[placid sail]

whatever that is

[clear prism]

Ah yes, Gemüse

[stone blade]

SO TRUE

[lusty sonnet]

Ah yes, legumes

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/893241507669217330.webp?size=44&quality=lossless

[placid sail]

battle royale genre was invented by eastern slavs

[stone blade]

it was

[stone blade]

VEGETABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT MEANS

VEGETABLE

LIKE CUCUMBER

[placid sail]

decades later it was made into a game

[clear prism]

coocomba

[fading shuttle]

nah bro, battle royale is africa, the balkans are just a darkrp server

[placid sail]

I get it, chill, цыганин, chill

[quasi sundial]

kekew

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow you?

[slate crown]

mordorian "da." kinda to similar to "dạ" in my language

[clear prism]

Where Fridayposting

[heady crow]

Its tuesday

[placid sail]

ага

[clear prism]

It is Friday somewhere in the universe

[placid sail]

угу even

[heady crow]

Ara ara?

[slate crown]

cease.

[heady crow]

🤨

[placid sail]

wow

[clear prism]

Eh?

[placid sail]

never even thought about it

thanks, you pervy finn

[clear prism]

Wait what

[heady crow]

Thank my pervier greek friends

[stone blade]

🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 💪

[lusty sonnet]

👀

[placid sail]

the horizons of my consciousness have been widened

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/853904486022774785.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[slate crown]

"dạ" is the polite way for young people to say "yes" to old people

[clear prism]

I got no idea what just happened lol

🤷‍♂️

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[placid sail]

it seems someone has pressed ivanko's patriotism button

[lusty sonnet]

I think we're comparing languages but I'm often wrong

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xnEc86ZmI8

[placid sail]

interesting

for us, да is just... well, "yes"

[stone blade]

da

[placid sail]

да

[clear prism]

Ah yes, languages

[slate crown]

we also have a social hierarchy system similar to japan but not quite as strict

[lusty sonnet]

vegetables

[quasi sundial]

test

test

[clear prism]

Japanese?

[placid sail]

oh that shit is almost as devious as articles

[quasi sundial]

can properly figure the white lvl

cant

white is too white

[placid sail]

kun chan senpai I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT OKAY

[clear prism]

You mean the people who have that overrated sword?

[stone blade]

ALO DA?

[quasi sundial]

should I raise contrast

[radiant grove]

jebać karpiarzy

[slate crown]

folded 1000 times, still breaks from rust

[lusty sonnet]

The only sword you need is a zweihander

[placid sail]

indeed... the **Zweihänder **

[radiant grove]

didnt japan have shit iron

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZilAFrktjuk

this song goes hard

[lusty sonnet]

A man of culture

[heady crow]

Halberds still are the peak

[clear prism]

Spears are simply 👌

[radiant grove]

what about

[clear prism]

Combine it with an axe?

[radiant grove]

big rock

[clear prism]

Oh boy

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/d-jEGvZuWho

[lusty sonnet]

Halberds are 3 tiers above everything else

[placid sail]

my slavic detector is melting

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-there-is-another-star-wars-jedi-gif-5140031

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqCNjqYYYRI @heady crow

hes literally me

[heady crow]

Hes just like me fr

[placid sail]

we're about to start conflicts in brainfart over miniscule amount of territory over historical grudges

[radiant grove]

hold on i have a gif for this

[clear prism]

Historical grudges?

Let me bring up some historical grudges

[lusty sonnet]

Oh no

[placid sail]

aka bottle in the wrong ass

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778785701751029812/903355667660808233/FA4053FA-8AC4-450C-BBDB-253A59C061D2.gif

[clear prism]

You remember when the Americans had that tea party in Boston and never invited us?

Unacceptable

[heady crow]

Since we sending random songs here now apparently
https://youtu.be/stBj-aq4kZI

[clear prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIWyZmFSep0

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/n9UanTCFKKg?list=LL

[slate crown]

we feeling musical in #🎪bruh-fart today

[placid sail]

I'm feeling not working currently

[heady crow]

Im feeling like not studying rn

[slate crown]

destroy the child

corrupt them all

[clear prism]

Woah woah woah, hey hey hey

[slate crown]

too much?

[clear prism]

._.

[slate crown]

I'll take that as a yes

[placid sail]

why are you like this

[clear prism]

See, this one time a weeb reacted with 🤓 under a meme of mine

Now, I purposefully break into cars to chew the gum and put it back in

[slate crown]

he took it personally

[lusty sonnet]

the fuck

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

🤝

[slate crown]

no rest for the wicked

[placid sail]

you guys sure enjoy violencia

[clear prism]

Nah, I do no enjoy violence

What I do enjoy is sliding into them Dms ;)

[slate crown]

not this shit again

[placid sail]

have you seen hellsing ultimate abridged

[lusty sonnet]

time to lock my dms

[heady crow]

Only a few clips

[clear prism]

😂

[slate crown]

actually better than the anime

[placid sail]

watch it

NOW

[heady crow]

No

[placid sail]

I could kill you

[heady crow]

😳

[slate crown]

ayo

[clear prism]

Mordor, what are you doing

Mordor: retarded screeching

[heady crow]

At some point i might

[slate crown]

stop, you're giving him what he wants

[heady crow]

You want to watch it with me bz?

[lusty sonnet]

#couplegoals over there

[heady crow]

Nah i wont die looking small

[lusty sonnet]

i ship it

[heady crow]

I need to bloatmaxx

[clear prism]

🤔

[slate crown]

so you're into inflation?

[placid sail]

perhaps one day, when I visit you in Finland and slide into your dms

[radiant grove]

kill people and take their shit

[heady crow]

Nah

[placid sail]

this may sound optimistic

[clear prism]

Oh brother, here it goes again

[placid sail]

no wait

[fading shuttle]

take people and kill their shit

[placid sail]

this may sound pessimistic, yeah

[swift scarab]

I have returned

[radiant grove]

sometimes

[placid sail]

but I can't imagine any future of my country after 2024

[radiant grove]

life is like cock and ball torture

[heady crow]

Well youve already slipped into my dms with that drunken vc call at midnight

[radiant grove]

but without the torture

[slate crown]

welcome back homeboy

[placid sail]

it's like, god bless if we even make it to that year in one piece

[placid sail]

true, but it was in gamma's voicechat

[swift scarab]

Who wants a death cannon

[placid sail]

my intentions were pure and verifiable by anyone present

[slate crown]

right here

[heady crow]

Well ye but you did send me a few pictures at the same time

[swift scarab]

Pay up

[pastel quartz]

Not by me, don't trust this man

[radiant grove]

how about i kill you and take your shit

[slate crown]

nevermind

[placid sail]

again, true, but why would you tell it to the gang

[swift scarab]

[swift scarab]

I’m poor, unless you mean that literally, there’s nothing to take

[clear prism]

Hello poor

:)

[swift scarab]

You fuck

Don’t you dare

[clear prism]

I am @clear prism

[placid sail]

gtanil knows exactly two jokes

[clear prism]

:)

[swift scarab]

FUUUUUU

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[radiant grove]

hell nawwwhhh

[clear prism]

Light mode supremacy

[radiant grove]

im not falling for that again

[swift scarab]

Damn your light mode you monster

[clear prism]

Ah but you see, it does not end there

[slate crown]

actual psychopath

[clear prism]

Where are your profile pictures

[radiant grove]

jesus christ

[slate crown]

my eyes

[radiant grove]

dear god

[fading shuttle]

he is minmaxxing, training his eyes so he could survive on the sun

[swift scarab]

Have giant bullets then

[heady crow]

Compact mode is valid wdym

[placid sail]

throwing flashbang

[heady crow]

Id use it on mobile too if i could

[clear prism]

🤝

[clear prism]

🤝 🤝 🤝

[radiant grove]

i dont know whether to kill you or kill myself

[clear prism]

Do both

The latter one first, though

[radiant grove]

great idea

[radiant grove]

leaked dms

[clear prism]

What the fuck lol

[slate crown]

down ATROCIOUSLY bad

[swift scarab]

Got so down bad he both turned Spanish and into a dog

[clear prism]

I thought that was a goat

[swift scarab]

B r u h

[clear prism]

Wait hold up

Are those made out of leather

[slate crown]

glad i wasn't the only one

[pastel quartz]

You call those LEGS?

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700384155762032760/931238576035885177/image0-8.gif

[clear prism]

Those are made out of leather what the fuck

[slate crown]

oh no

[slate crown]

nah i think its latex bro

[clear prism]

Hmmm

Still bad 🤣

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/memetrap-gif-22375125

[slate crown]

it looks too shiny to be leather

[placid sail]

yeah probably latex

[radiant grove]

you would know

[lusty sonnet]

this is cursed

[pastel quartz]

Light mode is based

[clear prism]

🤝

[slate crown]

light mode physically gives me migraines

[placid sail]

you two belong in the cage

in the asylum

[lusty sonnet]

light mode makes me worry about the person

[pastel quartz]

IM already in one

[heady crow]

Light mode separates the animals and humans

[placid sail]

with stadium light shining at you all the time, so you wouldn't escape

[clear prism]

I use light mode because my computer background is white too

Matches perfectly

[slate crown]

jesus christ

[lusty sonnet]

confused

[pastel quartz]

i use light mode because im black

bob the italian

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[slate crown]

uh oh

[placid sail]

welcome to my room, it is very comfy and has illuminance level of 200 000 Lux

[slate crown]

time to evacuate to the bomb shelter

[clear prism]

Sometimes you just need to see better, ok

[lusty sonnet]

are the walls white too?

[clear prism]

Yes

Actually, they are lol

[slate crown]

we're joking around when in reality he actually lives in a mental ward

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-serval-soggadance-dance-gif-20248879

[lusty sonnet]

was just about to make that joke

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/blind-spongebob-blinded-myeyes-sizzle-gif-4697428

[lusty sonnet]

wearing a straitjacket? 👀

[heady crow]

Pictured Andrews room

[pastel quartz]

they are cushioned

[clear prism]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

mmmmm

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876676785859874898/918896898318958652/image0-64.gif

[clear prism]

I am typing all of this with my nose

[pastel quartz]

but i can still hear the voices

[lusty sonnet]

he doesn't have a window

too much freedom

[heady crow]

Suprisingly fast

What else can that nose do?

[slate crown]

Nice of your doctors to hold your phone for you while you type

[placid sail]

no no no

[clear prism]

I am not even mentally ill, I am just here because free food and free room service

[heady crow]

The grindset

[clear prism]

I know, right?

[placid sail]

they can't take the phone away from him

because they can't find him there

[placid sail]

because it's like the surface of a fucking sun

https://tenor.com/view/bright-light-hand-gif-23599899

[lusty sonnet]

free room service and getting people bathe you

[clear prism]

Living the dream, bro

[slate crown]

what if you guys are just the voices in my head again :trolldespair:

[placid sail]

khaaytil arc is getting old

[heady crow]

Nah you are the sidecharacters to my story

You cease to exist when i look away from this server

[clear prism]

Damnit

[slate crown]

true

[clear prism]

He figured it out

[clear prism]

Quick, cause a natural disaster close to his location

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-dreams-sweetdreams-gif-20145877

[placid sail]

yeah you should invest in crypto instead

[gloomy roost]

AIght

What coin should a starter go for?

[slate crown]

here's your first quest stranger. Go out and beat up 10 homeless people and i shall pay you a handsome reward

[heady crow]

Shitcoin

[placid sail]

best one out there

you can't go wrong with it

[heady crow]

Homeless people dont really exist here

[gloomy roost]

damn

[heady crow]

Hard to complete

[gloomy roost]

It sure fell off

[placid sail]

wait there's an actual shitcoin

[slate crown]

damn your place must be bussin then

[heady crow]

Man shitcoin fell off

[placid sail]

why am I surprised though it's the internet

[heady crow]

Well ye its finland so

[placid sail]

any homeless person is eaten by their folklore shit

or drunk sauna men

[slate crown]

can't even step foot outside of my house without having a homeless guy pissing infront of my house

[gloomy roost]

Naa'm things

[heady crow]

Anlaki. I have to go 30km to get to a pizzeria or shop

[placid sail]

same, they also break magnetic door of our apartment building and sleep and piss on our stairs

sometimes there's a message in our house's whatsapp group chat saying "can some man come out and drive away a hobo he's sleeping on my doorstep"

(that isn't a joke)

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

true story, the homeless guy slept outside during the pandemic, someone eventually rented him a place to live and he died living in the home

[gloomy roost]

Damn

Neutral ending

[slate crown]

thing is he's been homeless for years without any issues but as soon as they rented him a place to live he kicked the bucket

[placid sail]

oh hey that's nice

[clear prism]

Interesting

[placid sail]

not the part where he died, the renting part