🎪bruh-fart

[onyx birch]

Nice

[lusty sonnet]

Nice

[plucky void]

👌

[swift scarab]

Casual Bullet Enjoyers

[real fjord]

Okay here's one for you

5.5x32x9

[swift scarab]

Lemmie add it to the thread

[plucky void]

the fuck

diameter x length x ????

[swift scarab]

Google has no idea what you’re talking about

[real fjord]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/N1_1M1_mockup_on_the_launch_pad_at_the_Baikonur_Cosmodrome_in_late_1967.jpg/330px-N1_1M1_mockup_on_the_launch_pad_at_the_Baikonur_Cosmodrome_in_late_1967.jpg

Space boolet

[swift scarab]

Ah yes

[real fjord]

I was messing with you lol

[plucky void]

betrayal

[lusty sonnet]

I'd say girth, that's a girthy boolet

[real fjord]

Maybe it could be number of boolets per boolet

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-betrayal-not-cool-win-flip-gif-13874486

[real fjord]

Like RIP ammo

[real fjord]

https://media.springernature.com/lw685/springer-static/image/art%3A10.1007%2Fs10140-020-01766-5/MediaObjects/10140_2020_1766_Fig1_HTML.png

9x19x9

[plucky void]

that's one way of beating your opponent in chess

[placid sail]

choose, my son

the blessed 12,7 × 55 мм

[real fjord]

The 'unconvential russian cartridge' STALKER build

[lavish dragon]

It's a rectangular prism bullet

[placid sail]

when you want something very dead very close

[real fjord]

Oh so

The G36 boolet

[gloomy roost]

Oh look, it's the cyberpunk revolver

[real fjord]

No the uh

What's it called

[lavish dragon]

Big iron?

[swift scarab]

I’ll take the revolver of death please

[placid sail]

ah

[real fjord]

G11

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/4.73x33_Caseless-crop.jpg

[placid sail]

beautiful choice

[real fjord]

Square boolet

[swift scarab]

Also, added more bullets to the thread if anyone wants to look

[gloomy roost]

I'll have the half gun, half suppressor.

[plucky void]

caseless ammo

looks so fucking weird :v

[real fjord]

G11, well known as the gun of the JSDF in End of Evangelion

[clear prism]

Caseless ammo is a cool concept

But honestly, we love our brass too much for that

[plucky void]

I know it from Fallout 2

we are not the same

[real fjord]

Pfft, get on my level. Stainless steel cartridge.

[placid sail]

great for dealing with unarmored and lightly armored vehicles on a distance up to 600 meters

[swift scarab]

Delicious

[placid sail]

show them exosuits they ain't shit

[gloomy roost]

Maaaaaaan

[clear prism]

Exo suits 👌

[gloomy roost]

Makes me recall the days where I'd snipe out chopper blades in Arma

Pretty fun.

Miss Arma 2

[clear prism]

🤝

[real fjord]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/VKS_Ammo.jpg

The holy one

[clear prism]

🤝 🤝

[swift scarab]

I’ll add that one to the thread

Done

[plucky void]

ok quiet

[real fjord]

Just throw a steel pole at the blades

[placid sail]

fun fact, head designer of this ammo is called Vladimir Zlobin

[placid sail]

and his surname can be translated as "malicious"

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/ittybittyfenty-stfu-gif-22549670

[pastel quartz]

one way to become free

[upbeat bobcat]

[gloomy roost]

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-gif-25273110

[placid sail]

shake your cat belly this instant, mayo

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/as-you-wish-gif-22306832

Damn you tenor

You have failed me

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-gif-20240312

[glad kelp]

I feel so weak..

[gloomy roost]

Mentally

Or physically

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-seriously-cat-cat-really-cat-really-look-cat-look-gif-22182662

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hmm-bruh-gif-24844950

[clear prism]

Dash it all

[swift scarab]

😏

Big gun

[gloomy roost]

For someone with a big ________

[clear prism]

The suppressor is straight up two times bigger than the scope

[swift scarab]

That’s not a suppressor, that’s a muzzle break

[clear prism]

Hold up

Ah, now I see it

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/0JUiVhM0V7Y

[clear prism]

That makes it even more impressive

Goddamn

Leave it to Ian to fire the most outlandish, strange guns

[swift scarab]

Fun fact, you load it like an anti-tank rifle, by taking the bolt and receiver entirely out of the gun

[clear prism]

Ah yes, guns

The good old "how can I throw this piece of metal at someone but faster?"

[swift scarab]

[swift scarab]

Welp, I’ve missed the first 3

[clear prism]

Damn, really?

[swift scarab]

Yup

[fading shuttle]

same king

[ruby owl]

I missed the last 3

[glad kelp]

Both,golly

[clear prism]

Easily fixable 😉

[quartz saffron]

Damn… I’m 28 haven’t gotten the last half yet

Sigh

[swift scarab]

At least you’ve had sex

[glass forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825250935001055252/1001119217921306664/trim.F70CD854-FA7B-4474-9F46-DC2B43A61D24.mov

[quartz saffron]

Honestly the “Peak of life Satisfaction” phase is the type of shit you only see in movies and television

[clear prism]

Nietzsche got done dirty, my guy

[lusty sonnet]

Nietzsche was a real G

[swift scarab]

What’s nihilism again?

[radiant grove]

its the boss from half life

[minor fjord]

Existing

[lusty sonnet]

the philosophy that nothing has value

nothing matters

[clear prism]

Basically, life is meaningless, bla bla bla

The Tl,Dr is just: Edgy teens

[clear prism]

Explain this, @swift scarab

[swift scarab]

Can’t catch me, I already bought my thigh highs

[clear prism]

😐

Time to slide into the Dms.

[swift scarab]

I sense a recurring theme

[clear prism]

Yes

[radiant grove]

im gonna steal something out of your house

[clear prism]

🤨

[swift scarab]

I’m stealing your liver

[clear prism]

Straight up delivered

[radiant grove]

as if you're gonna leave your basement to come here

do you even know what country i live in

[swift scarab]

I live in Texas, as much as I’d love to have one, we don’t have basements

[fading shuttle]

weakest warrior of the monolit

[gloomy roost]

The recurring theme of Gee Tanil sliding into people's dms?

[clear prism]

Bing chilling

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/CyI7G8G8-qg @grizzled meadow

[swift scarab]

Hmm, do we have a rule against promoting other servers here

[quartz saffron]

lmao Jordan Peterson, I dont think i've seen a harder e-celeb fallout than him recently

[placid sail]

pretty sure there is one

[swift scarab]

Easier way to find out

@scenic sable We allowed to share other servers here?

[clear prism]

What have you done

[swift scarab]

Nothing yet, that’s the point

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-meme-omori-tenor-spongebob-meme-omori-depressed-gif-22169792

[clear prism]

You tagged Aldourien

That is a capital crime in itself

[swift scarab]

I’ve done that multiple times, you just haven’t noticed

[clear prism]

Hmm, interesting

[swift scarab]

I pinged Grok once too and got him to kek at a joke

[clear prism]

Wow

👏

[clear prism]

Ayo @heady crow, got a question

[heady crow]

You venture beyond the realm of #🎪bruh-fart?

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pfp-breath-of-the-wild-zelda-link-botw-gif-20649963

[clear prism]

Is beer truly very expensive in Finland?

[heady crow]

Yeah

[swift scarab]

Occasionally, but it was a joke posted here, so…

[heady crow]

We got the highest beer tax in europe

[clear prism]

Goddamn

My friend was not lying about something for a change

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

But i dont really drink that much beer. But for example a 6 pack of drinkable long drink is like 16e

[clear prism]

What

That is ridiculous

Hardly 2-3 euros here in Germany

[swift scarab]

I’m not old enough for beer yet, but I doubt I would start if I could

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/big-floppa-floppa-cat-bingus-sogga-gif-23529984

fine dining

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

beer tax? what?

[heady crow]

Ye

[clear prism]

Ah right, Mordorians see beer as soda

[glad kelp]

@gloomy roost

[clear prism]

I forget

[heady crow]

Were you from germany or turkey again andrew?

[swift scarab]

Europe moment

[clear prism]

I live in Germany, yes

I originate from Turkey, also yes

[scenic sable]

Depends on what it is.

[placid sail]

unidentified amogus living in germany

[heady crow]

Ah ye ive talked about the beer prices in germany with a german friend of mine

[clear prism]

Yes.

[heady crow]

Its like wtf

[placid sail]

wait really? you're a roachie boy too?

[pastel quartz]

i was tagged

[placid sail]

damn, turkish lobby is big in brainfart

[clear prism]

I theorize it is the abundance of breweries

[heady crow]

@pastel quartz

[radiant grove]

damn

[clear prism]

Like goddamn, you can go to a local brewery for a taste test anytime for free

[heady crow]

Maybe, im prolly gonna go to germany with a friend of mine when we get out of the military so ill see for myself then

[clear prism]

There are so many

[placid sail]

too bad it's mostly piss or kinda expensive

[glad kelp]

Yessssss

[clear prism]

My condolences

[glad kelp]

You could go visit us

My mother can speak russian too i think

[heady crow]

Ah sick just hop between local breweries. Spend more money on gas than you would actually pay normally

[placid sail]

it's fine, I'm a stick man who can get drunk pretty fast from almost anything

[heady crow]

Too?

[placid sail]

the chunky boys are suffering from success tho

[clear prism]

Yes, Beer is straight up cheaper to buy from a grocery store than getting free beer from brewery travels

[lusty sonnet]

german beer tho

[glad kelp]

Ye i mean i can only do a bit so

[heady crow]

Ahh yeye

[pastel quartz]

AGAIN?

[clear prism]

But they are straight out of the barrels, fresh and mostly the rare types too

[glad kelp]

Dzik

[heady crow]

I legit pinged you for the message you were pinged for

[glad kelp]

Sounds enjoyable as hell

[radiant grove]

boar

[heady crow]

Change your name back

[glad kelp]

Me?

[placid sail]

also, apparently, this is a hot take, to my surprise

[heady crow]

Nah bob

[placid sail]

but tomato beer can go to hell

[heady crow]

Ur cute the way you are

[clear prism]

Tomato what

[glad kelp]

Ah ok lmao

[radiant grove]

now watch this

it doesnt exist

its not real

[clear prism]

Ah

[placid sail]

sorry *beer my brain is a cabbage

[clear prism]

🤝

It is ok

We are all special

[radiant grove]

https://imgur.com/GqowZiI

[heady crow]

Well were here so

[clear prism]

But fuck, I will murder anyone who offers me tomato beer

I will take the jail time

[placid sail]

so, judging by zero reaction, it's not as a hot take as I imagined

[heady crow]

Ive tried tomato juice made for alcoholic drinks and jesus it was disgusting

[placid sail]

many of my acquaintances are very fond if that shit

but it's evil

[clear prism]

How can anyone unironically like tomato beer

[placid sail]

nonono stop

tomato BEER - disgusting

tomato JUICE - with vodka and pepper - pretty gud

[clear prism]

I would rather snort salt, squeeze lemons into my eyes and drink tequilla

[placid sail]

well

okayish

not really good, I was too generous

[heady crow]

Make me one someday sure

Fucking wrong msg

But you get what i mean bz

[pastel quartz]

WHAT?

[clear prism]

I was about to question your sanity lol

[heady crow]

I WILL KILL YOU

[clear prism]

Lol

[radiant grove]

shit yourself

[pastel quartz]

someone pinged me??

[clear prism]

Not even "I could kill you" anymore

[placid sail]

aye mate, if my retarded suicidal homeland won't destroy itself, europe or everything in between, that sounds like a deal

[glad kelp]

Man

[grizzled meadow]

Send the meme

[placid sail]

Bruno is escalating

[glad kelp]

Depression is fun

[heady crow]

Dw if well be on the opposing sides of the front we can meet up during the night time

Have a little tea party

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-dont-you-dare-gif-21943972

[placid sail]

secret smooches in the dark on the frontline

[glad kelp]

Ha

[gloomy roost]

huh

[clear prism]

||Not worth it, it will hopefully stop at some point||

[glad kelp]

What were u doin?-

[heady crow]

Wtf skully getting hit on 😳

[grizzled meadow]

I could kill you
angry face

[clear prism]

😏

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[placid sail]

I've sent you some dunky

watch it right now

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno is always my best man

[grizzled meadow]

Where

[heady crow]

Can you send me some too?

[pastel quartz]

WHY DO I SEE PINGS

[clear prism]

No fucking way

[placid sail]

here

[clear prism]

Someone sent the femboy struggling with the milk jug in another Discord server I am in

[glad kelp]

No but like

[clear prism]

It is more widespread then I initially thought

[fading shuttle]

its just part of discord culture now

[radiant grove]

schizophrenia

[glad kelp]

This

[clear prism]

Bob is going through a phase, do not worry

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes I need to watch it

[fading shuttle]

discord would unironically write some shit like "uwu owo pounces on you" in the loading screens if it could get away with it

[glad kelp]

Yeah

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz you were based

[clear prism]

Bruh

[grizzled meadow]

You changed your name

You're not based anymore

[placid sail]

you are literally to ban him for his previous name

[grizzled meadow]

Only @pastel quartz is the based one now

[placid sail]

you chaotic evil mod

[grizzled meadow]

Seriously?

[heady crow]

Oh dw falco i can become based

[grizzled meadow]

I don't even remember that thing

[heady crow]

Just lemme play 2 games of league :yep

[placid sail]

isn't "retard" a very offensive word for westerners?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it is

It's still based to have that name

[placid sail]

well duh you corrupt cop

[heady crow]

Depends on how west you go

[grizzled meadow]

He did a good thing by changing it

[radiant grove]

why

[placid sail]

forbidden west

[clear prism]

says the Russian

[heady crow]

Here its kinda meh

[placid sail]

that's the point, it's free real estate here, as long as you have the shotgun, you can say anything

[grizzled meadow]

Boomer as fuck

[placid sail]

well, unless you're insulting the government, the army, the veterans or some other patriotic shit like that

then you're fucked

[gloomy roost]

Ok league game is done eh

I uh

[heady crow]

Thats what makes it funny

[upbeat bobcat]

More like Swedish

[heady crow]

What

[clear prism]

What

[vast token]

can I cook my meals on burner anomaly

[clear prism]

Yes

[heady crow]

Yes

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/gangstalker-schizo-gif-20738835

[lusty sonnet]

Yes

[gloomy roost]

Crystal I don't want to be that guy but, do you have a best friend or someone that makes your life slightly less shitty

[clear prism]

You are not that guy, pal

[gloomy roost]

Thanks my dude.

[upbeat bobcat]

Around 2 years ago a Mercedes hit the Volvo and Mercedes was like gone, volvo barely took a scratch

[heady crow]

Youre that guy then?

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/your-not-that-guy-yourenotthatguy-gif-22098263

[placid sail]

this is a meme template I never got to use in my life and I'm sad about it

cos I like the style

[pastel quartz]

I DONT REMEMBER WHO I WAS BEFOR

E

[clear prism]

Stop speaking shit about British people ||without me||

[placid sail]

utter amnesia

[radiant grove]

kill people and take their shit

[pastel quartz]

why would you gather poop

[clear prism]

Ayo what the fuck

[pastel quartz]

he's trolling shhh

[placid sail]

sentry going up

[heady crow]

Hes just like me fr

[radiant grove]

yeah

[clear prism]

@heady crow Have you infiltrated my Youtube recommendations

[radiant grove]

you can kill people and take their shit

[pastel quartz]

i mean thats what you do in gamma

no?

you kill them

[clear prism]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

and take their shit

[clear prism]

Also yes

[radiant grove]

ben shapiro said it

[heady crow]

Ah ye Säkkijärven polkka goes hard

[placid sail]

oh you meant the game

[pastel quartz]

in game

[heady crow]

I can send a german translated version

[clear prism]

Might as well give it a listen

[pastel quartz]

grok added ben shapiro in game

[heady crow]

Actually i will

[clear prism]

Goddamn

That start though

👌

[radiant grove]

kill people and take their shit

easy

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/HNC5eu16hEw

[placid sail]

Crystal level shenanigans

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-jam-gif-18774874

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/ittybittyfenty-stfu-gif-22549670

[lusty sonnet]

"German perkele version"
perkele

[radiant grove]

kill people and take their shit

[radiant grove]

its free

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fiilismies-olut-beer-finland-finland-flag-gif-24907271

[pastel quartz]

SHUT UP

ALREADYT

[lusty sonnet]

i'll give it to ya, it does slap

[clear prism]

Bob is having a mental breakdown?

[pastel quartz]

WHWER

[radiant grove]

what

[pastel quartz]

pictured

[radiant grove]

i didnt say anything

[pastel quartz]

I KNOW BUT I DID

[clear prism]

This is so sad. Can we get 50 likes on this comment

[placid sail]

all that muscle buffing gave him an anevrism

[radiant grove]

low intelligence specimen

[placid sail]

I cautionary tale for the youth

[fading shuttle]

ah yes, bandit core

[pastel quartz]

yall ever wrestle a bear??

[clear prism]

@placid sail does it all the time

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ_nO_z_NwU

[clear prism]

Did you know that for THE OUTSIDERS...

[radiant grove]

man i wish the zone was real

so i could kill people and take their shit without any legal consequences

[clear prism]

You can do it right now

[pastel quartz]

with what, your weak arms?

TWIGS

even?

[clear prism]

Damn

[placid sail]

that guy is so strong he can probably even open a jar of pickles

[radiant grove]

yes

[placid sail]

maybe

[pastel quartz]

ayo check this drip

[clear prism]

Frogs: Check
Peaky blinders: Check
Homer Simpson: Check
Some trash rap track: Check

Verdict: You forgot Bateman, 6/10.

[pastel quartz]

he is there

watch closely

[pastel quartz]

i have an albanian friend

now lets say

uhhh

lets not say anything

[mint heart]

/

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-wojak-disboard-gif-25867562

[clear prism]

RIP @upbeat bobcat's Nitro

[upbeat bobcat]

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/631129119026839572/814887138273394738/Good_ending.mp4 @glad kelp

[plucky void]

whit

[clear prism]

4)Win.

[pastel quartz]

5. wrestle a bear

6. forget everything

7. schizophrenia

8. repeat

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1001173456185991198/top_gear.mp4

[pastel quartz]

important

pin this and make it part of rules

[plucky void]

did that guy eat bees or something

the fuck is wrong with his jaw

[pastel quartz]

mewing

or white castle burger munching

[clear prism]

He plays the genuine confusion really well

[plucky void]

looks like a friggin thwomp

[pastel quartz]

plays

this is the average german

personified

[plucky void]

I think you're 80 years late with that statement

[pastel quartz]

NO

BETTER LATE THAN EARLY

safe drively

[mortal violet]

the moral of this story is that you should give your friend your pipi, yeah?

[pastel quartz]

and treat it like a lollypop

[mortal violet]

10-4

will remember this when the situation presents itself

[pastel quartz]

sees a naked man

uhhh

[gloomy roost]

Is 70c a alrightish pc temp?

[pastel quartz]

depends what hardware has this temp

[stone blade]

been there

it's hell

[pastel quartz]

each piece of hardware has its differentiating limits

[stone blade]

only your mom has no limits

[pastel quartz]

but my cpu gets to 80 under load

so

yeah

[stone blade]

haahahahaahahahah

[gloomy roost]

Ok ye

Checked it's temp ranges

[quasi sundial]

Brazilian servers be like

[real tinsel]

metro is the best map in battlefield history

fuck i wanna reinstall battlefield 3

it still has a bunch of 64 player servers that are almost always full

[gloomy roost]

Uhuh

"best"

[swift scarab]

Anyone remember how to noclip again?

[scenic sable]

Numpad Zero, fly forward with mouse1, Enter to "land"

[swift scarab]

Many thanks :)

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/_tU93mWvR6I

[swift scarab]

Seen it before

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/CeJaD6Qidgs

[plucky void]

it's pretty much on the border between "safe" and "not quite so safe but not dangerous yet"

80 is where it starts getting dangerous

[radiant grove]

my pc melts the paint off my wall

[plucky void]

https://www.pcgamer.com/stray-mods/

[quasi sundial]

https://youtu.be/xFxzQTy1waI

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjtJZJXXDrc&ab_channel=IreunitedMCR

[clear prism]

Do it

[clear prism]

👌 😂 👍

[glad kelp]

Guys

I stayed up that late I'm barely even coscious

[clear prism]

Go to sleep, then?

Let the comforting abyss of rest embrace you in its never ending clutches

[grizzled meadow]

Drink water and go to bed

You know we share the same time zone, don't let me catch you still here

[glad kelp]

And why are you woke falco? You should slee0 too jeez

[clear prism]

He has a point

[grizzled meadow]

She*

Gotta step up your channel lore

[clear prism]

Look

[grizzled meadow]

Because I'm a grown up and I need to watch the server

[plucky void]

[somebody that I used to know] starts playing

[clear prism]

I have no idea, ok

[plucky void]

also Falco is woke

[clear prism]

But regardless, go to sleep, @glad kelp

If you are barely conscious, that is your body demanding sleep

[glad kelp]

I'm nearly grown up too -_-

Smh

But yes

My body be demandin da sleep

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[clear prism]

Reminds me of that meme

"This server sucks"
stays and keeps chatting

[glad kelp]

[glad kelp]

Bro i was like this in one server too

Until i actually left

[grizzled meadow]

12 years of difference between me and you, get on my level, we'll talk then

[glad kelp]

ya got me there bucko

[grizzled meadow]

Now go to sleep

Don't get into this bad habit yourself

[clear prism]

Yes

[glad kelp]

I'll try, if i don't well I'll keep trying

Lol

Last time i got 4 hours of sleep

[clear prism]

Do not become like the insomniac adults

[grizzled meadow]

Once you start you can't go back

[clear prism]

Who live off of coffee like junkies

[glad kelp]

And if, then it's hard

[grizzled meadow]

I don't even drink coffee or assume caffeine (I like coffee) yet here I am

[glad kelp]

I like coffee

[clear prism]

Well, then you got one less obstacle

[glad kelp]

But it's without caffeine for some reason

[clear prism]

Uhh

[glad kelp]

Idek where she gets that shit

[clear prism]

That is not coffee, then

[glad kelp]

Exactly

It's "coffee"

[clear prism]

Caffeine is like 75% of the reason why people consume coffee

[grizzled meadow]

Like beer without alcohol

[glad kelp]

Falco got my point there

[clear prism]

No one drinks coffee for the taste lol. At least, not without a ton of sugar in it

Which is hardly coffee then either

Fuck

Anyway, sleep, now

[glad kelp]

Yeah, i should

[clear prism]

Goddamnit, it is almost 3

Go to sleep, you literal asparagus

[glad kelp]

man alr

My brother is also still awake though...imma tell him if he doesn't disable the TV now he won't have any electronics for 3 days

[clear prism]

Damn, harsh

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[clear prism]

I like that

[glad kelp]

Like he should be ALREADY asleep

[gloomy roost]

Wait

Falco is 28?

[clear prism]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

[gloomy roost]

O l d

[grizzled meadow]

Surprised?

[clear prism]

Catch up on the Discord lore, bro

[gloomy roost]

No

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah old

Like that other dude who is 40

[gloomy roost]

Just 4 years older than me is all

[clear prism]

Aldourien?

[grizzled meadow]

I still believe Aldourien is 40 but I don't know

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

He sure argues that way

[grizzled meadow]

The 40 dude is MBOmnis

[gloomy roost]

Aldo is like a vet weeb

That puts on a hardass military personality

That's my opinion and I'll stick to it

[clear prism]

With the arguing I had with him, all I got is this

He tries to win discussions by pointing out certain things you do in order to vex you, therefore enraging you

If it works, of course

If not, he grows uninterested

[gloomy roost]

So what you're saying is

He likes to poke holes.

[clear prism]

Pretty much, yes

[glad kelp]

With me it will be like this:
At some point we will find something we agree on, and that might be soon

[clear prism]

Perhaps, yes

[glad kelp]

I swear there is those people that are like "no but i am right!"

Like stfu-

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the classic

This is what happens when they seize up and grow defensive

[glad kelp]

Exactly

[clear prism]

It is a valid tactic and I know he was trying to elicit that kind of reaction from me

[glad kelp]

Lol

[clear prism]

Unfortunately, I am too well in touch with my own thoughts and study psychology out of hobby

[grizzled meadow]

Aldourien literally doesn't care about discussions or stuff
No well I mean, he clearly likes to have them, but he doesn't care about who he have in front of him

He likes to poke at people because he want a reaction but he only does it when he knows he's right

[glad kelp]

Well i study people, you see

Not only psychology

[clear prism]

That points it out very accurately

[glad kelp]

Accurate

[clear prism]

Though I noticed quickly and kept leading him on 😂

[grizzled meadow]

It's because I know him at this point
He isn't that kind of guy who enjoy to enrage people because yes why not, he does it because he knows he's right
He surely have his moments where he start with the anedoctal stuff but 99% of time when he start beef with people it's only because he know his shit

Don't look at him like a revengeful person, he literally doesn't care

And I don't mean it in a bad way, mind you

He just take the "job" much more seriously than me

[clear prism]

Eh well, mods come in all kinds

[grizzled meadow]

And this is why we need him, for the dirty job

Like when there's someone to ban, you call him, five seconds, all done

[gloomy roost]

Hitman mod

Confirmed

[clear prism]

Oh I get it, during my staff days, I was the hardline, strict admin that dealt with all the serious topics myself

You have a reputation to maintain

If you slack behind, trolls see that as an opening to attack

[grizzled meadow]

This is pretty much to remove any doubt about things like "ah yes he definitely targeted me, he hates me, he wants to kick me out"

[wide bough]

Honestly

[grizzled meadow]

Also this, yes

[clear prism]

That thought never crossed my mind because the staff here does not strike me as the type to ban people out of such petty reasons

Apparently autocorrect finds banish better lol

[glad kelp]

[grizzled meadow]

In all honesty, we do have a mental list of people that we want to kick out
But this only happens with people that commit the same shit everytime, like shoebill, he liked to troll, he got the boot, simple as that
No hating or targeting, that's how Aldourien works (me and cat as well), he did something wrong? Noted, next time it will be the last

And this is what happened with shoebill

[clear prism]

You have to have consistency throughout your moderation. People will single out a wrong conduct immediately so you also have to stay guarded with that

[grizzled meadow]

He literally sent a troll video with Astolfo half naked that transitioned in a Cars video, like come on

You're literally asking for it

[clear prism]

Oof

[gloomy roost]

Which part

[grizzled meadow]

The ass

[gloomy roost]

Ohno

[clear prism]

😐

[grizzled meadow]

Just a little bit

Then the rest of video was "you literally clicked on the video you fucking freak blablabla"

[clear prism]

Why did he even have a vid like that

[gloomy roost]

I only understand the Astolfo part tho

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[gloomy roost]

Don't know what Cara is

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking autocorrect

[wide bough]

Those types of memes fucking suck

[grizzled meadow]

Cars

[gloomy roost]

Oh

[clear prism]

Ah those

[wide bough]

It’s literally just “SEXXX??? LOL NO LOLOLOLOL”

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, those kind of videos

Bait videos

Literally "I want to troll"

[gloomy roost]

Sounds pretty stupid yeah

[clear prism]

Bait videos were funny for about a week and that was around 2021

But now they are just boring because it is the same joke, over and over again

Just like #🎪bruh-fart reposts!

:)

[glad kelp]

SANS!!!11!!

[clear prism]

Has the "This is Albanian virus. Technology here is not good enough for proper virus so please just delete some folders, thank you" energy

[clear prism]

Look, Falco

[clear prism]

They are driving me nuts, man

They keep reposting the same shit, man

[wide bough]

I can promise you I have never posted any of these before

[wide bough]

Unless you mean crystal but that’s kinda their thing

[grizzled meadow]

He deserves it

[grizzled meadow]

I know...

It was funny the first 100 times

Now I can't take it anymore

[clear prism]

I feel like we are in some kind of hell cycle where everything just keeps getting repeated until I quit

[glad kelp]

I have this, idk if anyone postet it here

[mortal violet]

delete all memes from the internet, start anew

while you're at it, delete the internet

[grizzled meadow]

Nice The Mask reference

[wide bough]

This channel is just the same 40 memes posted over and over for eternity

[clear prism]

Ah yes, ich postet sehr many Videos hier, all die Zeit

[clear prism]

Hell, just like I said

[mortal violet]

p!translate EN ich postet sehr many Videos hier, all die Zeit

[foggy mantle]

Original

ich postet sehr many Videos hier, all die Zeit

English

I post a lot of videos here all the time

[grizzled meadow]

Nice fucking one this one

[grizzled meadow]

Gott ist tot

[clear prism]

Was about to correct that lol

[grizzled meadow]

Can't catch me lacking

[clear prism]

Again

[grizzled meadow]

It never stop

[glad kelp]

2 times a charm

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/wingsofredemption-cant-take-this-shit-no-more-gif-24416548

[grizzled meadow]

Since we're Deutsch, how about "Komm, süsser Tod"

[clear prism]

süs

[clear prism]

Women ☕

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/zc6KUlXP--M
Here's the reference

[clear prism]

I just realized

Ayo @glad kelp

[grizzled meadow]

You were just like me?

Trying to make history?

[glad kelp]

Wa t

[clear prism]

First off, yes

[grizzled meadow]

But who's to judge the right from wrong?

[clear prism]

Second, this broski still awake

S l e e p, bish

[glad kelp]

AH

[grizzled meadow]

When our guard is down I think we'll both agree THAT VIOLENCE BREED VIOLENCE
BUT IN THE END IT GOT TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

Crystal go to sleep goddamn it

[glad kelp]

Well my brother just gone to sleep too so gn I'd say

[grizzled meadow]

@mortal violet send the goodnight video

[glad kelp]

Fire=fire

:v

Math for idiots

[grizzled meadow]

WELL IF IT ISN'T SAUCY JACK

[clear prism]

😂

[clear prism]

Now, you going to sleep or what is this, @glad kelp

Must I threateningly tell you good night?

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus Christ Discord

Seriously

[clear prism]

This is so sad

Discord, tag @everyone

[grizzled meadow]

😎

[glad kelp]

I will plant a bomb in your backyard

[clear prism]

Joke is on you, I got no backyard

[glad kelp]

Fuck

[glad kelp]

I slep

[clear prism]

Good

Have a very safe night.

[glad kelp]

Meh

I prefer just a good night

[clear prism]

They need to add a sigh emote

Anyway

[clear prism]

Long croissant

[wide bough]

Me when I

[grizzled meadow]

Cursed

[clear prism]

Socks with sandals print

:)

[wide bough]

gn chat

[clear prism]

You smug little piece of sh-

You know what, fine

Stay awake and suffer the consequences

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/8DjU-3A7IwY

[glad kelp]

You know i am

Smh

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385620326303662082/1001283068239290388/9ab2f8327a9bc42a2cb9e6c3e2bdf479.mp4

[ripe ibex]

[slate crown]

this is what insanity looks like

garena client doesnt let you change the language for some reason

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1001312572038983841/lv_0_20220603013924.mp4

[mortal violet]

tf is garena

[slate crown]

vietnamese league of legends server

pretty much the whole of vn uses it

[upbeat bobcat]

What's wrong with official servers

[mortal violet]

^

[slate crown]

i tried playing on NA once and the ping was horrendous

[upbeat bobcat]

Asia?

europe?

[slate crown]

same issue

[upbeat bobcat]

They aren't same distance but aight

[slate crown]

Asia is still much more playable than NA or EU but the ping still sometimes spazzes out between 50 and 100ms

might just be my potato pc

[slim osprey]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1551749162043072512?s=20&t=xzp6abTAE-1djle5CL2Z_w

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/-7rntSmx1bU

@placid sail I don't know if you already watched this one

[ripe ibex]

parapa

ps1 supremacy

[upbeat bobcat]

paraparrpaarappaaprarappaa

[slate crown]

i thlam my pennith in the car door

[abstract path]

Brainfart...i have decided to only be in this server

@grizzled meadow is the other acc out?

It is

Nvm

Sorry for ping

So i found moth

[gloomy roost]

Toiny

[abstract path]

Ye

._.

Imma go back to reading a book

[gloomy roost]

👋

[abstract path]

I still had this

Imma

Actually go

[lusty sonnet]

what book? 👀

[abstract path]

"Conversations with god"

[lusty sonnet]

that's Walsch right?

heard about him before but haven't read it

[quasi sundial]

Me with @stone blade after every raid in tarkov that he dies in a stupid and pathetic way that is honestly pretty stupid way of dying and failing in the game

[stone blade]

we've literally never played

[quasi sundial]

But I'm still proud

:)

[abstract path]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZIsNvHgFNVo?feature=share the fuck is this?

[abstract path]

Lel alr

[placid sail]

||Show it to me. I want to know.||

[lusty sonnet]

literature studies weren't fun :(

[placid sail]

tbd

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-fast-fast-fast-nerd-nerd-glasses-gif-25556246

[pastel quartz]

i have the feeling im on this list

[gloomy roost]

It's probably based on your #💣tarkov-released rants

[placid sail]

people from #💣tarkov-released should be on the list by default

[narrow lotus]

i agree with that

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

nature is beautiful

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the militarized Mordorian police

[placid sail]

oh I want to comment on that

but I won't

[clear prism]

:)

The temptation is strong, no?

[placid sail]

eh

what's the point in barking on a hand that fists you, when you can't do nothing about it

[heady crow]

A hymn, gospel and prayer book of the lutheran Christian church. Approved by the church in 1886 and printed in 1915. Found at a flea market for 18e a couplr weeks back

[placid sail]

that reminds me, I've once found something curious on a flea market too

well, not that rare and precious tho

Soviet school book about labor training, 7th grade, 1990

[pastel quartz]

looks like a book made in the 40s on how to make a gun in order to defend yourself from nazis

sort of gives off that visual style too

[placid sail]

back when we used to have actual professions here instead of a legion of bandits, government bandits, clerks, managers and business boars

[placid sail]

it's very thorough and detailed, even if there's no actual gun schematics, you'll probably invent one just by reading this stuff properly

alas, it's just a 7th grade book, so it expects you to know a good deal already and it tells only about the part of the program set to that year of school

I wish we had such proper labor lessons in school, the shit we did in our time was so bleak and shallow in comparison

[heady crow]

But even more interesting id say

Would be a treat to even flip through that

[pastel quartz]

in high school rn there's woodwork and metalwork courses here theres also IT essentials which is more hands on computer shit

[placid sail]

don't get me wrong, we had labor courses and informatics in school too

the problem is, it was utter shite

[pastel quartz]

im planning on choosing metalwork next year so i can make a gun

[placid sail]

I've studied in uhhh 4 school in total

only 1 had labor courses, and it was just some arbitrary woodworking, without any sort of good explanation why, what for, just take this brick of wood and do this

[pastel quartz]

we had to make a fucking phone stand for woodwork

i still have it somewhere ill show you it if i can find it

[placid sail]

informatics was almost in every school, but, again, mostly doing some meaningless tasks without any sort of coherent explanation, "just do it", or some logical games at best

only one school tried to teach actual python and tell what it is for

[pastel quartz]

be warned its the most autistic thing ive ever made and i made a flat shovel in metalwork

hey think about it i could use the flat shovel to hit people to do the digging for me

[placid sail]

it's flat so you can uuu use it as a paddle too!

and also improvised frying pan

multitasking

[pastel quartz]

its one of those ones that you screw to the left and make it more compact

learned how to use a lathe that day

[placid sail]

ah, see, it's great, it's for hiking

[pastel quartz]

and how to spot weld

using that golden bit of metal to weld something together

i ended up torching a part of the shovel so bad it looked like burnt skin that blistered was just plastered on it

luckily there was spray paint and just chromed the whole thing

[placid sail]

no learning without mistakes, it's fine

man I wish I had some labor courses rn

would mix greatly with my desk job

[pastel quartz]

we have language courses here too theres japanese and italian thats it

[placid sail]

huh

peculiar choice of languages

[pastel quartz]

i wanted to learn german

[placid sail]

well, japan is kind of close to you? kind of?

[pastel quartz]

so i could scare the shit out of people whenever they pissed me off

[placid sail]

ENTSCHULDIGEN SIE BITTE

[pastel quartz]

its like a 12 hr boat ride away from a coast off of queensland that is

[placid sail]

but why italian tho

[pastel quartz]

no idea

i dident do it i did japanese since its compulsory to do a semester of a language course

[placid sail]

should have taught you chinese, there are a lot of them in down under if my knowledge is correct

[pastel quartz]

bing chilling

[clear prism]

Secret german lineage arc?

[placid sail]

not really

[pastel quartz]

for me yea

im half german

[placid sail]

from the very childhood, I liked English a lot, my mother taught me a word or two, but when I went to a first grade, I was assigned to german course, which made me upset a lot

I was studying german for 4-5 grades in total, I think? but I hated it, and when I got the chance to change to english courses, I've done so immediately

article conjugation by case in german is a literal fucking hell

six fucking articles, and they all conjugate

[clear prism]

Ah yes, German language

[placid sail]

we don't have articles in Russian at all

so using a, the in English feels kinda redundant but sure

[clear prism]

This is a silly and a danger

[placid sail]

but fucking der, die, das, EIN, EINE, EINEN

[clear prism]

😂

Do not forget, dieser, diese dieses

[placid sail]

oh god I don't even remember those ones, and thank god for that

no wonder germans are so orderly to the point of redundancy

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Tudor+fly_ff8f51_9744632.mp4

[clear prism]

Look bro

The french in WoWs have a cruiser called Brest

🤣

[placid sail]

well

uh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brest,_Belarus

[clear prism]

🤣 🤣

[abstract path]

Mm yes

@clear prism hi

[abstract path]

Der die das sie die alle er

Das schrank

Lol

[abstract path]

Ah yes

[abstract path]

Me going through every channel as if I'd unserstand what they are saying

[slate crown]

👍

[placid sail]

horrible

[abstract path]

Yes

I agree bz

[placid sail]

it's like every word comes with its own set of documents and rules

[abstract path]

Yeah exactly 😩

[lusty sonnet]

Could be worse

Could be Greek

[slate crown]

i lost my 20 streak win in league as zac support

of course it was a vayne that made us lose

[gloomy roost]

Zac

Support?

[slate crown]

ye

[gloomy roost]

On rift or RGM?

[placid sail]

he's got a buttload of cc, why not

[slate crown]

Ultimate spellbook

[gloomy roost]

Ah

Makes more sense

[placid sail]

should have played ap zac mid though

[slate crown]

i tried ap zac, incredibly fun but i like terrorising botlane better

i miss his old ult though

that shit was hilarious

[abstract path]

Bz what language can you speak again except english?

[heady crow]

Ranked sr obviosly

[slate crown]

Ranked is so oversaturated with tryhards it's not even fun to beat them

[heady crow]

Yeah i wonder why they tryhard Kappa

Only thing that could get me back into league is the ranked grind tho

[slate crown]

i peaked silver 1

silver 1 in garena is basically plat NA

[heady crow]

I dont know how ppl can keep playing aram for more than two games in a row. I dont get anything out of it xd

[slate crown]

Aram is the only mode where people with insomnia hang out

[lusty sonnet]

There are tryhard aram players

[slate crown]

good god

[lusty sonnet]

I swear they're a different breed

[abstract path]

They probably have alot of left out brain cells

[slate crown]

built alternatively

[lusty sonnet]

I have 3 friends that ONLY play aram