🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

will it comfort you that if you were to live in my parts you'd probably be just as fucked even though we have free healthcare

[mighty ridge]

gaming life of a butcher

[swift scarab]

Not really, just content I’m not the only one who’s fucked in this shithole of a planet

[slate crown]

what's this "healthcare" you speak of? never hear about it

[swift scarab]

I know that bottom game

[heady crow]

it was only a dream

Holy shit hes just like me

[placid sail]

I really, really don't understand the whole cult of personality idea

I understand that you're probably doing it ironically, but even that is so confusing to me

how can you even care about some important or cool asshole in another part of the world

he may as well not exist

[swift scarab]

At least for Americans, can’t speak for anyone else, I think we like to attach ourselves to an outlandish “cool” personality because we’re brought up to not have a personality of our own

[placid sail]

or even if it an asshole from your country, with whom you've shaken hands, how can you know the actual person behind the facade?

[heady crow]

I just follow the current trend :yep

But fr its just funny to attach oneself to an absolute loser or psychopath and be like "hes just like me" when the opposite is true

Atleast to me

[swift scarab]

@placid sail This has basically been the mentality of the American populace for the past decade or longer

[placid sail]

kinda bizarre, I thought y'all are about individuality and my freedom and stuff

[swift scarab]

Hilarious

[placid sail]

ohhhhhhh

the implication that you're cool huh

[real tinsel]

probably why i don't feel the need to attach myself to any personality, since i carry both of those qualities

[placid sail]

well at least a single person in brainfart has a decent self-esteem

[swift scarab]

It’s not true freedom, it’s “freedom if and when we feel like it, on our terms, and if you don’t like it, welcome to hell”

[placid sail]

sounds more like some sort of comfort instead of freedom

[swift scarab]

Basically

Seen anything pertaining to our news related to freedom lately, if you haven’t, 99% revolves around either LGBTQ stuff, or Karens and other asshole type people attempting to impose what they think is right on others

I haven’t heard anything sounding remotely like freedom since funny angry plane day

[slate crown]

meanwhile in vn

[heady crow]

The only one huh? Thats sad

[slate crown]

6 people died because they used a gasoline generator indoors

[swift scarab]

The Darwin Effect

[slate crown]

natural selection at it's finest

[swift scarab]

We Americans are great at that

[placid sail]

my humble impression on the state of affairs in brainfart, do try to prove me wrong

[placid sail]

so strange

[swift scarab]

Eh, Red Falco probably is mentally stable

[heady crow]

Well im the only one whos posted his face here apart from pangolin so

[heady crow]

Well

[placid sail]

you're a slut at that

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, scuffed Soulja Boy my beloved

[placid sail]

he gave an impression of gentle giant

[slate crown]

highest android resolution

[swift scarab]

What impression does Aldourien give then

[slate crown]

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

Thats me

God i look fucked in that one

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

But most recent so eh

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[real tinsel]

is that you

[placid sail]

old grandpa/uncle with a stern character and itchy trigger finger

[slate crown]

pretty good lookin ngl

[swift scarab]

Makes sense to me

[heady crow]

You get two guesses

[glad kelp]

Yes.

[real tinsel]

it's bz11k

[glad kelp]

A nice young man

[heady crow]

Fuck

[glad kelp]

-w-

[swift scarab]

The Kris has awoken

[placid sail]

you dense box of potatoes

[heady crow]

I dont look that much like a hobo right? No hard feelings bz

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692377801239560253/1000754163489198140/Im_at.mp4

[real tinsel]

you look like a golf player

[swift scarab]

Man I look more like a hobo then you

[placid sail]

OH NO YOU DON'T YOU LITTLE BRAT

I'M COMING TO FINLAND YOU HEAR

[slate crown]

dude if you look like a hobo, then I'm fucked

[heady crow]

Brat? Didnt you think i was like 24???

[real tinsel]

no it was me

[placid sail]

well now I now the truth!

[real tinsel]

and not 24 but 20-22

[heady crow]

Nah you too

[placid sail]

nah I thought bruno was old too

[real tinsel]

he looks old

[placid sail]

but it's just fish oil in everything he eats

[real tinsel]

17 year olds don't look like that

[swift scarab]

Come to America, it’s lonely here

[placid sail]

accelerated growth

[swift scarab]

I live in the retirement community section of the poor suburbs

[placid sail]

thanks, I have the opportunity to suffer a police brutality here already, I'm good

[heady crow]

Idk i was stopped like 2 times to show my id when buying energy drinks this year

[swift scarab]

No younger people to make friends with locally, just lots of old people talking about back problems

[real tinsel]

they're gonna butilka your ass once they find your discord chat log

[real tinsel]

energy drinks require id there?

[placid sail]

lucky for me an ordinary cop here doesn't speak english

[plucky void]

of course... stores don't want to sell battery acid to kids

[slate crown]

i literally get called "uncle" by 30 year old men

[heady crow]

Ye i feel you. Nobody my age in the neighborhood i grew up on and the youngest of the extended family

[swift scarab]

Some energy drinks look incredibly similar to canned alcoholic drinks, so I suppose

[real tinsel]

man in my country it's illegal to buy cigarettes or alcohol if you're an underage but local markets still sell them

[slate crown]

i am fucked

[heady crow]

Ye. The age limit is like 15 or 16

[swift scarab]

I’ve made a total of one close friend so far in my life, and he live in the Netherlands

[slate crown]

in my country you just need confidence and good at lying

[placid sail]

it's about proximity to capital and the shop being a big brand or just some shitty nameless one

[heady crow]

Ah happens. Made several good friends in the Netherlands too

[placid sail]

other than that, buying alcohol and cigarettes while being underaged is our national sport

[mighty ridge]

welcome to the club buddy

[heady crow]

My irl close friend group consists of mainly 20yo guys

[swift scarab]

Ours is petty theft, theft, and graffiti

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

i'm talking about the shitty nameless ones. One time i bought 2 beers from a big market and they asked for my id despite me looking like a 40 year old fart

[swift scarab]

The joys of robbing a convenience store

[swift scarab]

The cat has infected the void

[real tinsel]

oh wait no i didn't look like a 40 year old fart back then. Still had my longass hair

[heady crow]

Khaa i still want pics

[placid sail]

I kind of envy your national culture

[real tinsel]

no

[swift scarab]

Gotta shave bald, that usually sells it for them

[placid sail]

nothing is permitted, whoever stupid or reckless it is, even to others, as long as I want it

[swift scarab]

Great, cause I don’t, stealing frozen pizza bites sucks

[placid sail]

it's an alien concept to me

I guilt trip over the pettiest shit

but that sounds so free and careless

[gloomy roost]

You're saying that like you're not a 20 yo goi?

[heady crow]

Yes?

[placid sail]

Bruno is 7 yo

[clear prism]

Guilt trip me right now, see what happens

[swift scarab]

I both physically, mentally, and financially can’t afford to care about the consequences of theft

[plucky void]

this is getting weird

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

ayo

[gloomy roost]

[heady crow]

My age will just remain a mystery to most of you then

[gloomy roost]

Whoa bro, don't snitch

[swift scarab]

Do it, the prison food is better then what I’m stealing

[placid sail]

yeah your particular situation is a bit different to everything else

[real tinsel]

just steal the demon core then

[swift scarab]

Bet

[placid sail]

you have a duty you didn't ask for

[gloomy roost]

First we gotta calculate what the age of users are that uses anime profile pics Bruno.

[swift scarab]

Doesn’t uranium have a shit ton of calories or something

[gloomy roost]

That already makes it even more difficult

[plucky void]

for CHAOS

[swift scarab]

I’m pretty sure these days if I went to a psychiatrist I’d be labeled a threat to society

[real tinsel]

nah

[gloomy roost]

That's a W

[real tinsel]

i went to a psychiatrist and said pretty much all the deranged shit that goes through my head

she just labeled me a schizo and bipolar

[slate crown]

shiiiiet I'd be happy if they just called me a menace instead

[swift scarab]

I’ve already had to go to one during middle school due to an incident

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

same

[gloomy roost]

Incident of violence?

[real tinsel]

but she talked a lot and was the exact definition of toxic positivity

[swift scarab]

Threat of self-harm

[plucky void]

me reading brainfart today

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

this is brainfart pretty much every day

[plucky void]

Nah brainfart is mostly entertaining

[real tinsel]

i am entertained

[plucky void]

today it's just post-apocalyptic

[placid sail]

realising that something's not right is a very promising symptom to whatever shit is going on

[plucky void]

with the usual sprinkle of self-destructive teenage edgyness

[gloomy roost]

Only self harm I've ever done to myself is uh, scratching myself with nails.

[placid sail]

so I say you'd be surprised that your shit may not be as fucked as you think

[real tinsel]

probably yeah but if you have no idea how to fix it, you feel worse

[plucky void]

until they treat it like a 'personality trait' and feel proud about it

[real tinsel]

i'd prefer being ignorant rather self-aware

[slate crown]

at least that's a better excuse than "because its cool"

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

now, being completely ignorant to the fact that something's not right is a very bad sign

[real tinsel]

pff, amateur. I tried to hang myself once but the rope broke

[swift scarab]

Use chains

[real tinsel]

and before that i had been strangling myself into unconsciousness for like 8 months straight

[gloomy roost]

Oh cool, im reading a manga where a dude tried that.

[slate crown]

i tried to OD once

[slate crown]

didn't have enough piils

[gloomy roost]

He became the MC

There's hope for you yet Kha

[swift scarab]

These flintstone gummies ain’t shit

[placid sail]

holy shit brainfart is intense today 🤠

[plucky void]

aight I'm outta here

lmk when psych ward hours are over

[placid sail]

stop right there criminal scum

[swift scarab]

Quick, everyone start shitposting to compensate for the depression

[gloomy roost]

Mfw Monday Moodies brainfart

[slate crown]

ma dicc fell off

[swift scarab]

Congrat, you are woman

[eager quest]

i dont like exposing but i genuinely hate this person imma be sharing in 4k
jist is, he has an online gf (mind u hes over 18 and that girl is under 18 soooooooooooooooooooooooooo), and i dont remember what happened but because of her doing something or idk he tried hanging himself with a belt and a computer mouse cable 💀

[slate crown]

sweet time to commit mass vehicular homicide

[real tinsel]

pathetic

[real tinsel]

i hang myself for the sole purpose of some kinda instinct. Like the call of void thing

[swift scarab]

Pretty sure the only reason I haven’t died yet is I’m still afraid of death

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/868492828827856966/991252903102775356/dumbass.gif

[swift scarab]

Why is that in GIF form

[plucky void]

I'm clearly not the one who needs help here 😂

[plucky void]

transparency for the text bubble at the top

[swift scarab]

Ah

[quasi sundial]

@swift scarab i find you to be pretty pathetic and stupid

[clear prism]

Whenever I see this picture, I wonder who would be weak enough to struggle with this

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/only-one-there-can-only-be-one-funny-car-mean-cat-cat-attack-gif-12213614

[placid sail]

it's the fear on a bad day and realisation that shit's not that bad on a good day

[swift scarab]

So does half of my family

[gloomy roost]

[quasi sundial]

damm man i was joking

come here

ill help u

[heady crow]

God i love this artists comics

Theres something to them

[slate crown]

ok guys jokes over

[clear prism]

Enemies to friends arc?

[gloomy roost]

YES

[slate crown]

hug it out

[gloomy roost]

I agree

[slate crown]

free hugs

[quasi sundial]

lemme approaches from behind
just take it like this helps him get the bottle
there u go

[swift scarab]

I don’t like physical touch anymore, the best I can manage is a short hug from the side

[quasi sundial]

i love hug

[slate crown]

better than nothing

[swift scarab]

You pay taxes?

[clear prism]

🤝

[swift scarab]

Skill issue

[gloomy roost]

No I live with my parents

[swift scarab]

Nice

[glad kelp]

Grab yo shotgun birdbrain

[glad kelp]

If you wanna live, that is

[swift scarab]

OH NO

[gloomy roost]

It's fine, I have resigned my fate to the house chef. Until I finish my Comptia courses

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-leave-gif-19902231

[heady crow]

Day 1 patches :yep

[gloomy roost]

And I HATE making flapjacks.

[heady crow]

Isnt that a cartoon

[swift scarab]

Reject humanity, embrace thigh highs

[heady crow]

I agree

Comfy to sleep in during winter

[real tinsel]

explain the joke

[quasi sundial]

embrace cat ears

[heady crow]

I wont

[placid sail]

you don't want to know

[swift scarab]

I have a pair, don’t wear them very often though

[glad kelp]

I want

[swift scarab]

Too hot in Texas

[glad kelp]

Yes

[real tinsel]

explain

[glad kelp]

Guess there's alot of woman

[heady crow]

Cold enough in finland

[swift scarab]

What’s a woman?

[slate crown]

nothing beats the feeling of warm blankets on a cold morning

[real tinsel]

my curiosity is stronger than my other stuff

[gloomy roost]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/n5dnY7TjWPvS_sqe4tVHNAYvQIwqQVG7_AwSFpdDMY8/https/media.tenor.com/cO1khHrmixIAAAPo/ultrakill-ultracope.mp4

[glad kelp]

[placid sail]

I refuse, also it's a 1 second googing of 4chan copypasta you manchild

[swift scarab]

All I know is a lot of old people, and my 300 pound uncle

I haven’t gone anywhere besides two separate towns in my entire life

[heady crow]

Small towns in southern america i guess

[slate crown]

vaporeon

[swift scarab]

[placid sail]

the only point when it's too late to experience something new is when you're dead

[plucky void]

vaporeon sold out because retards sexualize it online

[real tinsel]

is it like a 4chan thing where a guy types a book's worth shit about how he wants to fuck a pokemon?

[slate crown]

ye

[swift scarab]

Yup

[gloomy roost]

Oh no

[swift scarab]

I think there’s a separate joke version that’s safe for work too

[gloomy roost]

Not the vaporeon greentext

[slate crown]

did you know...

[swift scarab]

No

[plucky void]

did you no

[slate crown]

that in terms...

wait

[clear prism]

Daddy issue girls are

Interesting

[plucky void]

dime-a-dozen

[slate crown]

i need the burger king foot lettuce guy to read that vaporeon copypasta ASAP

[swift scarab]

I’ve got plenty of my own issues, some girl had better make room for mine if she has any

[real tinsel]

i had a friend like that

she kept saying she wants to eat my ass

[slate crown]

well did she?

[real tinsel]

no

[slate crown]

figured

[real tinsel]

i had a girlfriend at the time

[slate crown]

that's what stopping you?

[real tinsel]

yes

[swift scarab]

Coward

[slate crown]

missed opportunity for a threesome my dude

[clear prism]

Nah man, daddy issues are just weird

[swift scarab]

I’ve yet to see that actually happen outside of a porno

[plucky void]

and for ending up single

[slate crown]

that's why hookers exist

[plucky void]

guess what's more likely to happen

[real tinsel]

i don't like threesomes. I prefer to be alone with my partner so i can focus exclusively on her

[slate crown]

respectable

[swift scarab]

Searching “thigh highs” on the gif finder for discord was interesting to say the least

[heady crow]

Well i mean a threesome isnt only exclusive to 2 girls and one guy

[swift scarab]

Three guys

[plucky void]

ouroboros

[slate crown]

oh we were thinking about completely different things then

[swift scarab]

Not this again

[real tinsel]

with her it was, she despises dudes

[plucky void]

she despises you?

[real tinsel]

she does now yes

[heady crow]

So wait. You arent a dude?

Ah

Would have said thats hot

[plucky void]

This does kinda feel familiar, not gonna lie

had a girlfriend in college

[swift scarab]

Khaytil women confirmed?????

[plucky void]

we broke up and eventually she started "hating all men"

[heady crow]

That mtf pussy got me acting up 🥴

[slate crown]

quick make a gender reveal party and burn half of a state

[swift scarab]

We have a burn ban in affect at the moment due to drought, shouldn’t be too hard

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/have-a-brain-rule5-rule-gif-23821712

[real tinsel]

similar stuff here

[swift scarab]

Enter feminists, stage left

[real tinsel]

she was already bi when we were together and now she's exclusively into girls and hates dudes

[heady crow]

Khaa you made her a lesbian

[clear prism]

Damn bro

[slate crown]

damn that's a new low

[real tinsel]

i did indeed

[swift scarab]

Be the change you want in the world

Goes about changing peoples sexual preferences

[heady crow]

Well you can surely make me gay then if you know what i mean

[real tinsel]

didn't you say you're bi or something

which means i've made you gay

partially

[plucky void]

this girl from college was an entertaining bit of "character progression"

[swift scarab]

50% gay

[heady crow]

Diet gay

[swift scarab]

Lite gay

[plucky void]

after breaking up with me (some bad shit happened and she wasn't supportive at all, the opposite really, so I broke up)

[clear prism]

The fuck

[plucky void]

about 6 months later she got another boyfriend

[heady crow]

But ye bi

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-early-gif-18074307

[plucky void]

broke up with him because he wanted the sex and she wouldn't open her legs

then she got another one

who turned out to be gay and was just 'with her' as a front to fool his parents

[swift scarab]

Nice

[clear prism]

🤣

[plucky void]

then she decided men are trash

[heady crow]

[swift scarab]

An understandable reaction

[slate crown]

man's on his way to become a spec ops

[clear prism]

More like, her taste in men are a bit wack

[swift scarab]

Still funny though

Aye

[sudden elm]

drake the type of guy

[slate crown]

to

[plucky void]

I'd say this more than anything

[clear prism]

That is the guy who wanted the sex from MBOmnis ex

[real tinsel]

drake is the type of guy

[slate crown]

daaaaaamn

[plucky void]

if she hadn't been an awful human being when I needed emotional support during tough times we'd probably still be together to this day

this is all her own damn fault

[clear prism]

Clearly she did not deserve you

[real tinsel]

man probably same

mine was switching between being supportive and judging the shit out of me

[slate crown]

mine is "I've known this fucker for over 10 years and it's not like im going to find anyone else so might as well" kind

[real tinsel]

one moment she'd be putting my head on her chest and telling me everything's going to be good and next day she'd be judging me for being a schizo

[plucky void]

maybe she was the schizo

[real tinsel]

wait how old are you

[slate crown]

2002

[eager quest]

ah yes

2002 years old

[slate crown]

exactly

[real tinsel]

pango can be our wise guy

the old man who leads the tribe

our shaman

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/android-user-lmao-lmao-android-user-gif-25184614

[real tinsel]

nah i am the schizo

[plucky void]

former android user

[real tinsel]

she's maybe bipolar or just very emotionally fucked

[swift scarab]

Unrelated topic, egg roll squirrel

[clear prism]

My first girlfriend was actually very loving and caring for most of the time. During the first 8 months, it truly was amazing and we spend a lot of time together. However, I started to realize something was off around that time. See, I can tell when someone lies to me and I was getting that feeling from her too. That suspicion was just there for a while until it reached a high point around the 10th month. Turns out, she was on a couple of Dating Discord servers, messaging other guys so they can Dm. Now that was quite something

[swift scarab]

The joys of real life spider sense

[clear prism]

Yes.

[real tinsel]

i have the same thing but it's not exclusive to my ex

like, when someone gives me water or anything i'll automatically assume they've put something in it and don't drink it

[swift scarab]

Lemmie shave my legs real quick

[slate crown]

I'll consider your offer

[slate crown]

i just hope you're into 200lbs femboys

[real tinsel]

also have the constant feeling that i'm being watched, but not by some government or supernatural beings

people i know

[swift scarab]

Huh, I’m way lighter then you

Currently around 130~lbs

[clear prism]

Well, mine is not to that extreme. When I converse with others and they tell a lie, I can simply tell it is a lie. I never remark on it, of course, it does not benefit me to call it out

But during personal affairs, it really comes in handy. Though it also makes me naturally suspicious of others

[slate crown]

bruh you weigh as much as my grip strength

[clear prism]

Looking at you, Kris.

[swift scarab]

[real tinsel]

that's actually a pretty useful skill

wish my shitty extreme paranoia was replaced with something like that

[clear prism]

You win some, you lose some

[slate crown]

being paranoid can help you avoid situations you weren't aware of in the first place

[swift scarab]

The perks of that are that I can fit inside the cabinets of the house and help my grandfather fix our jury rigged plumbing

[real tinsel]

it also prevents you from making any meaningful friendships/relationships

[clear prism]

Oh no, a constant state of paranoia is not good at all

I would not wish that upon anyone, it really messes with your mental health

[slate crown]

sadly so

[real tinsel]

i mean, i don't even trust my own family, even though they're always there for me

the cons massively outweigh the pros

[swift scarab]

Half of my family disowned me last I checked

[clear prism]

Oof

[placid sail]

man, I'm missing all of brainfart depresso because of work smh

[swift scarab]

Call it a worthy sacrifice to live somewhere where I wasn’t depressed

[real tinsel]

you'll catch up when you're done with work

[clear prism]

Oh, then good riddance

If your family drags you down, then you leave them

[slate crown]

D:

[clear prism]

It is what I did myself, we had varying issues so I left

People bring up the argument of "But they are your family"

Honestly, if they belittle you and treat you like shit, then they are no family of yours

[slate crown]

truer words have never been spoken

[swift scarab]

Kinda, I didn’t leave them because I was legally unable to at the time due to being underage, so I abused their main ultimatum of “if you keep acting like a little shit, you’re getting shipped off to your grandfather’s house”

Seeing as being with my grandfather was infinitely better, I proceeded to make their life hell for the next two months

[clear prism]

👌

Perfect

[slate crown]

baller move

[swift scarab]

Ever carved a WiFi password into a wooden fence so you can have a mini heist to steal a laptop in the night?

[clear prism]

Now that sounds exciting

[swift scarab]

It was their fault for making my timeout corner be right underneath the router that was mounted on the wall

[clear prism]

To be fair, I would likely still be living close to my family if one event did not happen

[swift scarab]

Do share with class

[clear prism]

See, traditions are a funny thing because sometimes, they have some of the most outlandish shit happen ever

Around the time I was 16, my grand parents were chalking up the idea of marrying me off, AKA an arranged marriage

[swift scarab]

[clear prism]

That in itself is already bad enough, especially since my parents were too afraid to say anything against it (not that they would have)

[swift scarab]

Oof

[clear prism]

But the worst was, the girl? Was my 6 year old cousin

[swift scarab]

The fuck

[clear prism]

Precisely

[swift scarab]

How does that even work in the first place

[clear prism]

I have no clue but the second they began proposing that idea, I booked it

[slate crown]

still better than forced marriage

[clear prism]

Because no fucking way, bro

[heady crow]

Aight bet. Pics?

[slate crown]

sweet home alabama

[clear prism]

Yes 😂

[swift scarab]

Probably the worst thing for me was that my half of the family was Messianic Jewish, and my grandmother on my side was a religious zealot about it

[real tinsel]

where are you from

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

ooooooh yea that's definitely something

[swift scarab]

For example, one of the popular punishments once I started acting out to get kicked out was being forced to read the entire Bible

[clear prism]

The same place @upbeat bobcat is from ;)

[slate crown]

the holy bibble

[swift scarab]

It’s safe to say they were less then pleased when I decided to burn it as a last resort

[real tinsel]

ah, sucks

[clear prism]

Yes

[slate crown]

sick

[atomic pewter]

https://youtu.be/4u4apWr9vpM

[swift scarab]

And people wonder why I’m agnostic now

[clear prism]

Truly based anti-bible moment

[glad kelp]

Feels like me but i actually have to rely on others in order to achieve a goal

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/im-just-asking-preston-horace-sistas-s4e1-i-just-wanna-know-gif-24722094

[real tinsel]

man i never paid attention to what he's lifting

[clear prism]

It is a milk jug 😂

[real tinsel]

guy who texted before me is right, how can someone be unable to lift that

[swift scarab]

Probably not any time soon, gotta buy new razor blades

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam I didn't know you were from Uganda

[glad kelp]

Most probably milk tbh

[clear prism]

Now you know, bro. Now you know

[heady crow]

Oh damn you use blades even?

[glad kelp]

I'd chug that shit down then carry it

[swift scarab]

I’m not a puss

[heady crow]

I just usually use a regular hair trimmer or a one blade if im feeling fancy

[glad kelp]

I like that one axe with a hammer side

:3

[clear prism]

What

[slate crown]

omg

[swift scarab]

If I’m in a hurry for trimming anything I’ll just use an electric hair trimmer

[real tinsel]

razor blades are the best shaving tool. Trimmer stuff sucks ass

[glad kelp]

Or razor blades

[heady crow]

Prolly will use only a one blade in the future tho. Its slower but the result is much better

[glad kelp]

I can agree

[swift scarab]

Use hair wax, be a man

[real tinsel]

no, pain

[glad kelp]

Nah I'm good

[heady crow]

Someday yes

Remind me

[clear prism]

I tried shaving with a knife once

Was fun but also a bad decision

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[clear prism]

Still fun though

[real tinsel]

i did with matches once

smell was horrible

[swift scarab]

You didn’t have the prerequisite of being in a war with ptsd

[clear prism]

The fuck?

[real tinsel]

yeah i did only once

[clear prism]

How do you shave with matches

Do you burn the hair off?

[real tinsel]

you burn the hair

[swift scarab]

Hair burning

[clear prism]

Oof

[swift scarab]

Effectively the same as wax

[real tinsel]

except that it can injure you while wax probably won't as much

[clear prism]

Well

Wax will hurt

[swift scarab]

Ma boy got da hammer and chisel

[swift scarab]

Wax burns heal better then second degree burns

[slate crown]

just how the founding fathers intended

[clear prism]

This is also true

Man, I hate writer's block

[swift scarab]

In what context

[clear prism]

Currently writing a story but I am stuck at this one point in the story where the main character is conversing with two other side characters about a mystery they encountered

[swift scarab]

Ah, not porn then

[clear prism]

But for some reason, I can not come up with a proper conversation. It sounds too alien

Fuck no lol

[swift scarab]

[clear prism]

I have not fallen into that dark pit and I doubt I will either

[swift scarab]

I make scuffed fan fictions in my head when I’m incredibly bored, it’s a habit

[clear prism]

Oh goodness, not the fanfictions

[real tinsel]

converse with someone in the same context and write whatever you talked about

[slate crown]

50 shades is bomb

[clear prism]

True, that might work

[swift scarab]

You guys, grok buffed silencers

#📢announcements

[clear prism]

Imma see if one of my friends is up for it

[heady crow]

Hows the result when comparing to razor blades btw?

[slate crown]

wax definitely keeps the hair from growing out much longer than using a razor

[swift scarab]

Wax is more painful and takes longer, but once the burns heal it lasts a lot longer and feels smoother

[real tinsel]

oh damn. Might wax my head then

[swift scarab]

Because you’re literally ripping the hair out instead of just cutting it back

[real tinsel]

sick of shaving every 3 days

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[slate crown]

wax that shit so you can blind someone whenever you bendover to pick something up

[swift scarab]

This implies you’re doing something in public while naked

Elaborate

[real tinsel]

i said wax my head

why would i be naked for my head to blind someone

[slate crown]

@real tinsel

[gloomy roost]

Whao

[swift scarab]

For whatever reason my brain glossed over that and thought you were gonna shave your ass

[slate crown]

mans literally turned himself into a floodlight

[clear prism]

🤨

[swift scarab]

I’m very lonely here, send help

[real tinsel]

i did shave my ass once but never again. It's difficult as fuck

[swift scarab]

Or hookers

Helpful hookers

[clear prism]

This is very easily fixable, all you need to do is let me slide into those Dms

😉

[real tinsel]

he'll send you dick pics

[swift scarab]

You already did once, I’m not paying taxes

[clear prism]

I already did

[real tinsel]

he'll send you more dick pics

[swift scarab]

Dick pics don’t get me laid

[clear prism]

😏

[slate crown]

shave my balls once every 4 days and ass once every month or so

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/470168157148020756/959240691156910120/strangledsay.gif

rip

[clear prism]

Embed failure

As always

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[slate crown]

nyoo dont laugh at him

[swift scarab]

Nice picture

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

stop he's already dead

[gloomy roost]

I wish

+necromancy the next moment

[slate crown]

stop

[gloomy roost]

I truly wish to be a skeletal companion

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[heady crow]

Hmm ye makes sense

[swift scarab]

Aye

[heady crow]

Does the regrown hair go in the same direction as before when you wax? Surely right?

[clear prism]

Yes

[slate crown]

ye

[gloomy roost]

What's got you whattin the fuck GT Anil

[swift scarab]

Mm bred :)

[gloomy roost]

The whole loaf even

[slate crown]

titans need a balanced diet too

[swift scarab]

He’s a big lad

[heady crow]

Hmm alright this waxing stuff seems pretty legit

[slate crown]

make sure to get someone or research waxing first

[clear prism]

Do the waxing

[slate crown]

ingrown hairs are bitch

[heady crow]

Yeye i was thinking on the first part

My friends might be too straight to help me ill see

[clear prism]

That shit can actually get rather nasty from what I heard

[swift scarab]

Roulette time

[slate crown]

if left untreated, yes

[clear prism]

too straight

[clear prism]

Imagine if it was at a spot you can not even reach and you are not aware of it

Oh boy

[slate crown]

I've seen people pulling almost a kilometer strand of hair from their face

[swift scarab]

That little spot on your back

[clear prism]

When you get an itch there

Oh goodness no

[slate crown]

i can't even reach my back anymore im so swole

[swift scarab]

I just rub my back on a wall like a bear

[clear prism]

Goddamn

[slate crown]

that's why i invested in a backscratcher

[clear prism]

😂

[slate crown]

literally saved my fucking life

[slate crown]

that's a recipe for a staph infection

[clear prism]

When I get an itch somewhere I can not reach, I just leave it be

I suffer through it because well, what else do I do

[slate crown]

holy

[clear prism]

Standard day in Detroit

[swift scarab]

I have so many gifs saved on this phone it’s ridiculous

Lemmie find more

[clear prism]

Yes.

[slate crown]

Least eventful day in Detroit

[swift scarab]

Pick your spell

[slate crown]

WAYTOODANK

of course there's a rick roll in there

[clear prism]

That is the worst iteration of chad guy I have seen

[slate crown]

looks like a doomer werewolf

[glad kelp]

I got the same thing

The fuck

[clear prism]

🤝

[swift scarab]

I’ve sat through that one all the way, have fun

[glad kelp]

Is it real?

[gloomy roost]

Who's Chara

[swift scarab]

I have no idea

[swift scarab]

Undertale character

[glad kelp]

First human fell into underground

Aka demon

Soul

Posessing yo bidy

Later on

Yes

Spoilers

[gloomy roost]

In which game

[glad kelp]

They will exist in genocide runs

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

[glad kelp]

Undertale

Duh

[gloomy roost]

Isn't there like 2

[upbeat bobcat]

Uppertale

[gloomy roost]

Or is it called something else

Eh

[glad kelp]

There is fucking more then 2

[gloomy roost]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[upbeat bobcat]

Than*

[glad kelp]

Underswap is there TOO

[upbeat bobcat]

Then there's undertaker

[glad kelp]

And not to mention the X! Event

[clear prism]

Ah yes, a Discord meme compatible with light mode

I enjoy this

[swift scarab]

Aye

Rats, that one broke

[slate crown]

Underhertail

[clear prism]

What the hell are those things on the head

Bamboo sticks?

[glad kelp]

Lemme thing

Underfell

[slate crown]

Deltarune

[gloomy roost]

Oh

That one

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-suspicious-middle-finger-kiss-gif-23307135

[swift scarab]

Type of Japanese styling for a humanoid dragon, don’t think too hard about it

[slate crown]

wait wtf

nvm then

[clear prism]

Ok?

[slate crown]

i got depression, how apt

[swift scarab]

Have a high quality gif of burger aerodynamics

[slate crown]

now do it with the rest of the burger

i.e a cow

[swift scarab]

I think that’s been done

https://tenor.com/view/cow-airflow-diagram-vectors-aerodynamics-gif-4785226

[gloomy roost]

Google Arknights dragon characters and see dem horns

[slate crown]

there it is

majestic

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/markus-markus-aerodynamic-franzj-csgo-cursed-images-gif-23137298

Aerodynamics of a stalker

[gloomy roost]

So that's why we get so much rads

[slate crown]

now do one of joe

[clear prism]

Nah nah, I am not an anime fan

[swift scarab]

Very inefficient

[swift scarab]

Time to send hentai

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

I abstain

[swift scarab]

You send dick pic, I send hentai

[gloomy roost]

Understandable. I've tried getting my friend into anime and he firmly refuses. But he does like his sTaR wArS ReBelS

[swift scarab]

Equal exchange

[slate crown]

fair trade tbh

[clear prism]

Hm

[slate crown]

it better be some good hentai though

[clear prism]

You know what you are getting yourself into here, yes?

[swift scarab]

I’ve had worse

[clear prism]

Star wars rebels 🤣

You sure about that?

Because you see, I am not just the tax collector

[gloomy roost]

Ah

Clone Wars ye

[clear prism]

I am the physical incarnation of IRS.

[slate crown]

i can't watch this

[gloomy roost]

What's the newest star wars anim?

[swift scarab]

NOOOOOOO

[gloomy roost]

Except the netflix one which is basically love death robots star wars edition

[swift scarab]

It pains me my first thought was “The Mandalorian”

[gloomy roost]

Aaah

[clear prism]

When I think of Star Wars, I think of Empire at Wars and how I really should play that game again

[gloomy roost]

It's the bad batch innit?

[clear prism]

Really good RTS game, love it

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990094046934495262/990997362623254638/ezgif-5-430b978b60.gif

[clear prism]

🤢

Genshin impact

[swift scarab]

Omori was an interesting game, the Sims is decent

The others, nah

[slate crown]

this one's for you hombre

[lusty sonnet]

Osu 🤢

[clear prism]

Ah yes, Shrek

[slate crown]

is love

[clear prism]

100%

[swift scarab]

Huh, that one doesn’t work on mobile

[clear prism]

The b ig sad

[clear prism]

No

[swift scarab]

Use this on that crab

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/U9KRAQ6vTCk

[swift scarab]

I love cursed discord gif finder

[swift scarab]

I remember that kid

Does a rave after every kill

[clear prism]

Pretty sure he got swatted

[swift scarab]

Not surprising

[slate crown]

well that was short lived

literally my gf

[clear prism]

The true "no life" gamer sit pose

[slate crown]

she always gets so pissy when i tell her to not slouch

"you try not slouching with C 80s"

[clear prism]

C 80s?

What the fuck is that

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

he doesn't know

[clear prism]

Of course not, why else would I ask

[swift scarab]

Attempting to Google it doesn’t work

Just gives 80s song recommendations

[gloomy roost]

Are they close to D's then if they're at 80's?

[swift scarab]

He’s working on cranking 90s still

[gloomy roost]

Aldo wit da react

[clear prism]

What is C 80s, goddamnit

Answer me already

[gloomy roost]

Dunno, I'd not be envious with lifetime backpain

[swift scarab]

@scenic sable Share with us your knowledge, what is a C 80s

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

I think they talk about dem titties

but not sure

[lusty sonnet]

20 packs of C4

[clear prism]

Oh right

[swift scarab]

[lusty sonnet]

Trust

[swift scarab]

How so

[clear prism]

Cup sizes

[swift scarab]

Huh?

[clear prism]

Breast sizes

The big tiddies

Big honkers

[swift scarab]

We have a measuring tool for that?

[clear prism]

Yes

[swift scarab]

I should go outside more

[clear prism]

Goddamn @slate crown, your girlfriend is loaded

🤣

[placid sail]

I don't understand titty metrics at all

[placid sail]

luckily I don't have any tiddies

🙁

[swift scarab]

Time to find me a 18-24 British male to hang out with

[slate crown]

im a lucky fellow i guess

[clear prism]

I am more of an A-cup/flat connoisseur

But I respect nonetheless 👍

[swift scarab]

I haven’t experienced either

[scenic sable]

Not sure if that makes me knowledgeable or perverted.

[real tinsel]

boobs are boobs

[swift scarab]

Yes

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[scenic sable]

Eh, works for me.

[real tinsel]

my ex had one massive tit and one not-very massive tit and she was very insecure about them being that way

[swift scarab]

The knowledgeable pervert

[swift scarab]

An understandable thought

[clear prism]

Is that not some kind of early warning of possible breast cancer?

I swear I read that somewhere

[scenic sable]

😳

[swift scarab]

I have acquired the blush emote from Aldo, my work here is done

[real tinsel]

sort of but also quite an amount of women have the one tit being bigger than the other thing

so it's not always a breast cancer thing

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

I am no Titi expert

[swift scarab]

Aye, sometimes it’s more noticeable, sometimes not

[real tinsel]

her mom also has the same thing but she doesn't have breast cancer

[clear prism]

However, I am a Titi expert

[slate crown]

who would've thunk the all menacing Aldourien has a soft spot for soft spots

[swift scarab]

AH FUCK MY LEG CRAMPED

AAAA

[clear prism]

Nice

The leg is having a stroke

[swift scarab]

Well, that hurt

I think it’s time to get out of bed

[placid sail]

so an amazon

[slate crown]

sudden cramps in the middle of the night are the worst

you cant even scream

[swift scarab]

Those cut off their tits

[clear prism]

So they can shoot bows better, right?

[swift scarab]

Yeh

[scenic sable]

It comes with heterosexuality.

[real tinsel]

man when people say "amazon" the first thing that comes to my mind is that sex position where the girl basically fucks you with your own dick

it's called amazon something

[swift scarab]

Huh?

[lusty sonnet]

Wat

[gloomy roost]

What deee hell Khater

[swift scarab]

My first thought for Amazon is just giant muscular woman my beloved

[gloomy roost]

Yes

Same

or just the forest

[placid sail]

weird wording but actually correct

[swift scarab]

Or the shipping company

[glass forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893839889819385896/1001161131043324094/worm_abs_workout.mp4

[swift scarab]

God I hate those grubs

They ruin our plants

I’m stealing this

[gloomy roost]

Give them a better fate

ie. fishing

[swift scarab]

Send them to space?

Oh

[glass forge]

also

mood

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513452832750567425/780365234997166090/1606123957663.mp4

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, I didn’t need eardrums

[real tinsel]

it's not called amazon something it's just called "the amazon position"

pretty hot position if you're a sub

[swift scarab]

I am concerned with the energy in the office today

[gloomy roost]

Which office

[real tinsel]

office the tv series

[swift scarab]

The office of my loneliness and horniness

Just the one cubicle

[slate crown]

WHAT? SPEAK UP SONNY!

[swift scarab]

HUH?

[lusty sonnet]

Ngl cubicles sound like hell

[real tinsel]

https://gfycat.com/neighboringrectangularjackal

[slate crown]

cheeto

[real tinsel]

they call this thing "mountain lion" apparently

i thought it's called a floppa

[atomic pewter]

Floppas are Caracals

[swift scarab]

Nope, Floppas are different

Aye, what he said

[slate crown]

floppas have the floppas

this one is an imposter

[swift scarab]

But what about Bingus

[atomic pewter]

Bingus is a Sphinx cat

[real tinsel]

it's called a bingus you halfwit mongrel

[swift scarab]

Bungus

[real tinsel]

\

[swift scarab]

Worlds calmest Russian

[real tinsel]

that'd be bz11k

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

CRAZY HAMBURGER

[urban ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvPqbO1XLPU

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes, the Chernobian Squid Games

[slate crown]

same guy btw

I always love the Mordorian language for how many Rs they can pronounce in a single syllable

[clear prism]

Mordor is something else, man

[real tinsel]

he sounds more turkish than mordorian

[slate crown]

i don't remember exactly where he's from but sure, you're the linguistics expert

[real tinsel]

indeed am. Can put my tongue all the way inside your ass

the whole tongue

[slate crown]

not until you take me out to dinner first

[real tinsel]

the dinner is your ass

[clear prism]

What

[real tinsel]

the dinner is his ass

[clear prism]

How did #🎪bruh-fart convo get here

[slate crown]

you're in luck then since I've got the whole damn bakery

[clear prism]

😐

Bruh

[slate crown]

Certified Bruh Momento

[lusty sonnet]

And the gf has the whole balcony? 🤔

[slate crown]

opposites attract what can I say

[lusty sonnet]

👀

[placid sail]

I immediately thought about Serj from SOAD

sexy roaring R's

ERRROTICA

[eager quest]

oh my god

serj tankian

i love his music

good vocalist

amazing solos and amazing soad songs

[placid sail]

I even got to visit one of soad's concerts in moscow during my school years

shit was dope

30-60 minutes of boring silence (they were late or something) and then suddenly, prison song opening with no warning

and suddenly I'm flying away somewhere in the crowd which went absolutely ballistic

[eager quest]

soad is good

[quasi sundial]

days gone is actually a pretty good game with a good story and amazing acting by the main character

[swift scarab]

Mods aren’t looking, post interesting bullet calibers

[eager quest]

anything is a dildo if ur brave enough

[swift scarab]

No.

[eager quest]

proof?

[swift scarab]

More bullets

[gloomy roost]

Interesting or unconventional

[swift scarab]

Yes

[gloomy roost]

Because all these seems to be the norm

Except the right side small one

What the hell

Is that a needle

[swift scarab]

Ultra AP

Wait

Maybe that’s our equivalent for AP .45?

[plucky void]

that looks smaller than .45

[swift scarab]

9mm then?

[plucky void]

says 4.5x19

[swift scarab]

Wait, smaller then 9?

[placid sail]

I don't know how it is translated, but basically it's a pistol bullet designed for firing in both air and water

[swift scarab]

I used to remember the word for that type of bullet

[real fjord]

Flechette

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flechette

[plucky void]

water boolet

[swift scarab]

Huh

[placid sail]

in russian the literal word is bi-enviromental, dunno how it actually goes in english

[gloomy roost]

Reminds me of the subsonic gun in Arma

[real fjord]

As above, so below

[plucky void]

aglaia reference

[gloomy roost]

But that one is complete ass to use above

[swift scarab]

Seems like it

[real fjord]

What's an aglaia
It's a reference to occult philosophy

[onyx birch]

Bruh 7.62x89

[swift scarab]

Be nice, we’re an all inclusive bullet loving community

[onyx birch]

let’s revive Mikhail I want a Kalash using that shit

[plucky void]

moar powder

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[swift scarab]

I want a gun that fires that round on the top middle

[real fjord]

3"x2.5mm

[swift scarab]

[onyx birch]

Wait
There’s also 7.62x69mm

[swift scarab]

Nice