🎪bruh-fart

[plucky void]

on principle, he has to decline because that's dirty capitalism

[clear prism]

😂 😂

[plucky void]

👀

[slate crown]

imma buy fresh underwear one day

[clear prism]

Well damn

[hushed marsh]

You stank

[clear prism]

I have to get my one good deed of the month done soon

[placid sail]

I would do so without any doubt or temptation

[slate crown]

most of if not all of my clothes are second hand

[placid sail]

not because I'm that idealistic but because shit's wack

[plucky void]

don't buy food either

capitalism

[placid sail]

right

[clear prism]

Nah man, they got no more food in Mordor anymore

[plucky void]

starve yourself as an economic-political statement

[clear prism]

The s word stuff worked 👌

[hushed marsh]

See nothing costs money if you steal it

[real tinsel]

why do you call it Mordor

[hushed marsh]

Pro life tip

[slate crown]

food is the only thing I'm willing to splurge on

[placid sail]

trueeeee

this guy gets it

[clear prism]

Because we can not say the actual word without getting game ended

[plucky void]

ah yes do the crime

[real tinsel]

what

[clear prism]

The secret ingredient is crime

[hushed marsh]

If you see someone stealing food at a store, no you didn't

[slate crown]

why steal it

just eat it right there

[clear prism]

No Officer, I did not see a grown man shove up that entire loaf of bread up his ass

[slate crown]

what are they gonna do? feed you laxatives?

[hushed marsh]

Why would you want to remember that

[clear prism]

🤣

[plucky void]

"humans are obsessed with scatology"

[real tinsel]

@placid sail confirm this

[placid sail]

what word are we talking about

[gloomy roost]

Bruh

[clear prism]

Mordor

[slate crown]

what word?

[lusty sonnet]

the Shire?

[gloomy roost]

Please don't associate Musk with us

He's a asshat

[clear prism]

Ayo???

Skully is based South African?

[placid sail]

I've been tainted by capitalism just now

[slate crown]

i already referred to it was "the musk"

[heady crow]

Too late

Already did it

[clear prism]

👌

Nice

[placid sail]

nevermind

I cannot be taited by nitro

hahahaha

I can't even accept it

[clear prism]

Bruh what

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

lmao

[clear prism]

🤣 🤣

[placid sail]

it writes "something went wrong" in return

UP YOUR CAPITALISTS

[slate crown]

all that money down the toilet

[clear prism]

Discord be like "I do not want your money. Go away"

[hushed marsh]

Based

Russia is getting sanctioned on discord too

[heady crow]

Bz is a true communist to heart and soul

[clear prism]

An entire country, getting cancelled

Now this is truly something to behold

[slate crown]

it's so retarded

[placid sail]

discord has predicted that we may threaten/bribe others into buying us nitro

[slate crown]

excuse my vulgar language

[clear prism]

threaten/bribe/seduce

You forgot the most important one

Which is basically what you did

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/seduce-me-spy-team-fortress-gif-15770419

[clear prism]

You dirty sl-

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

Well now i just have a nitro gift laying around

Huh

[clear prism]

Now you can get yourself an e-girl

They like nitro, for some reason

[slate crown]

ugh

[lusty sonnet]

for all the anime emotes

[clear prism]

Yes

So they can be all "cute" and "wholesome"

[placid sail]

if I understand it correctly, any western company having any sort of business with us can automatically get bashed by americans or europe, so many companies stop any dealing with us just in case

[clear prism]

Haha.

[heady crow]

Oh fuck true i could redeem it myself too

[clear prism]

Or that

[heady crow]

Would get access to femboy emotes again

[clear prism]

Oh no

No, do not do it

[slate crown]

jesus christ i didn't know it was that bad

[clear prism]

Throw it away

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-cast-it-fire-destroy-it-lotr-gif-16208495

[hushed marsh]

Lord forgive me, I ran out of Dr Pepper, tonight Im drinking Professor Peppy

[clear prism]

😐

[lusty sonnet]

the place where i work at if we get any incident related to mordor we have to up the priority as well

[clear prism]

Cool it, cheese planet

[real tinsel]

i need some context on why everyone calls it mordor

[lusty sonnet]

i dunno why, i just figured it out so i roll with it tbh

[real tinsel]

what happens if i say the r word

[heady crow]

You explode

[placid sail]

well, Mordor is basically threatening Europe's security and may trigger third world war any second, so I kinda understand where that's coming from, but I gotta say, it's too little and too late, should have stopped buying our sweet resources and fuel right away instead of blocking fucking common peasants like myself on discord, that does absolutely nothing in the grand scale of situation

[clear prism]

To be honest, anything to do with Mordor nowadays just ends with you getting targeted immediately

[heady crow]

Also @lusty sonnet you want the nitro?

[lusty sonnet]

thx for the offer but nah man keep it for yourself

[hushed marsh]

Mountain Shouting

[slate crown]

Dr bob 💀

[lusty sonnet]

i'll stick to being nitroless for my own sanity

[heady crow]

Fuck man nobody wants to be tainted by nitro

[hushed marsh]

Yeah nobody

[heady crow]

Not even me

[hushed marsh]

Uh

[heady crow]

@nobody

[clear prism]

They even put up an "Offer" on Nitro to try luring me in

But nah man, Discord nitro is not worth

[lusty sonnet]

same same

[placid sail]

I just don't like to associate myself with it in any way, so I use the more appropriate name

[hushed marsh]

That's fair

Totally using that word for it too now

[clear prism]

Besides, it really has become Mordor 😂

[placid sail]

always has been, my guy

[real tinsel]

yeah buy one get one month for free

[placid sail]

you just weren't seeing it from outside

[heady crow]

Well we used to call the threat coming from the east the yellow nation during military training but now just call it the actual word kek

[clear prism]

To be honest, I never paid much attention to the country

[hushed marsh]

Nah they don't report on anything interesting here until it all goes wrong

Then suddenly it's 24/7 news coverage

[placid sail]

why yellow?

[heady crow]

Good question

[clear prism]

And then this whole business started and I am left thinking "Goddamn, this ruined a whole load of story ideas for me. Great"

[lusty sonnet]

they only report with "guys gas is getting more expensive again" here every 3 days or so

[heady crow]

Still havent been conscripted so wouldnt know

[hushed marsh]

War sucks, we can all agree on that at least

[clear prism]

I might just end up calling them Opfor

[slate crown]

puck futin

[clear prism]

🤣

Arma 3 moment

[placid sail]

besides it being an actual species-level threat of some retard finally starting a nuclear war, it's the loudest news rn which is actually quite handy for many since it can distract the populace from actual local problems

[heady crow]

Since i saw you type in chat @glad kelp you want a free discord nitro classic?

No strings attached

Absolutely

[clear prism]

He is underaged, dude

[hushed marsh]

Trust me if Canada actually worried about solving our own problems we'd be on fucking Mars by now

[lusty sonnet]

Fälcö is what desperate looks like right now

[clear prism]

🤣

[heady crow]

So was i like 2 weeks ago

Potato patato

[clear prism]

Ayo??

[hushed marsh]

Cringe

[real tinsel]

wait what

[clear prism]

Happy late Birthday, then?

[lusty sonnet]

party?

[placid sail]

and that is precisely why it is in your news feed 24/7
do not think about your real estate crisis and other shit, look! russians!

[real tinsel]

have i been flirting with an underage all this time?

[hushed marsh]

Congrats on turning 18, it's all over now

[plucky void]

why would you fuck mars

[real tinsel]

bruno you cock

[heady crow]

Yeah

[clear prism]

Uh oh

Uh oh

[hushed marsh]

Oh no

[real tinsel]

please don't send me to Mordor

[hushed marsh]

Average discord user?

[heady crow]

Ive never even been secretive about this wtf

[clear prism]

You are going to Brazil.

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[placid sail]

news flash, khaaytil has done something retarded again

but don't worry, half the brainfart is coming to jail with you

[hushed marsh]

Oh no, anyways

[heady crow]

Well this just means that khaa cant groom me anymore

[clear prism]

I have contacted the local pizza delivery service. They have been alerted to your shenanigans @real tinsel

[hushed marsh]

Quick make a

Long YouTube video essay about how you survived being groomed

[lusty sonnet]

says the one trying to groom with nitro

[placid sail]

now that you're an adult, he's lost all interest in you

[real tinsel]

man if i accidentally started a nuclear war brainfarters would probably just go "yep, that's classic khaaytil doing something retarded again"

[hushed marsh]

For pity points

Cash in

[slate crown]

bruh

[clear prism]

😂 😂

Goddamn

[heady crow]

Please i dont want to be burdened with this fucking nitro gift xd

[real tinsel]

no now it means i get to fuck him in the ass

[hushed marsh]

Woaaaa

[lusty sonnet]

it's your 18th birthday gift

[heady crow]

Not my fault that bz is from mordor of all places

[slate crown]

PAUSE.

[clear prism]

Oh boy

[hushed marsh]

We need to calm down

[plucky void]

well that would be a retarded thing to do

[placid sail]

at least in your case it'd be kinda justified, since you're a certified retard, not some big guy in a suit ruling a country

[hushed marsh]

Dude finds out his child crush is 18 and he goes straight to anal

[slate crown]

the homoerotic energy is too high

[plucky void]

also what's this mordor analogy for

rusha?

[clear prism]

Naturally

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wellcome-to-the-club-buddy-gachi-world-of-tanks-gif-24652106

[plucky void]

or rush b

[real tinsel]

i thought he's 20

[clear prism]

Good luck telling that in court

[placid sail]

the usual level

[clear prism]

"Officer I swear, she was 18"

[slate crown]

oh then I've got nothing to worry about

[placid sail]

at least you didn't go for Crystal, he's 16

[glad kelp]

In what why me?

[real tinsel]

his half naked photo does not look like a kid at all

[hushed marsh]

Oh my god

[slate crown]

ayo

[hushed marsh]

You need to calm down

[slate crown]

self report

[clear prism]

Yo what

Push the Emergency button

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/oprah-jail-everybody-meme-shouting-gif-17385578

[glad kelp]

What did i walk into

[clear prism]

Kris, you want free nitro?

@heady crow can hand it over

[glad kelp]

Maybe

[hushed marsh]

Don't accept it

[placid sail]

fucking lmao

[hushed marsh]

Don't do it

[clear prism]

Accept it

Do it

[hushed marsh]

Please

[clear prism]

Trust me

[lusty sonnet]

free nitro, all strings attached btw

[clear prism]

Trust me, bro

[glad kelp]

I'd accept it

[placid sail]

you're just burying yourself at this point kha

[glad kelp]

But

[clear prism]

But?

No but

Accept it

[real tinsel]

i can go lower

[slate crown]

don't be someone's kitten

[glad kelp]

I'd need xbox monee

[clear prism]

What

[placid sail]

please don't you lunatic

[clear prism]

How does free nitro relate to Xbox

[lusty sonnet]

confused

[glad kelp]

I am literally keeping for so long for one single game

[slate crown]

well that took an unexpected turn

[clear prism]

The nitro is already bought

[hushed marsh]

This place sucks lmao

[glad kelp]

E

[hushed marsh]

I love it

[clear prism]

🤝

[glad kelp]

Well alright

[clear prism]

There you go @heady crow

Give him the Nitro

[slate crown]

welcome to hell, its not as hot as you think it would be huh?

[clear prism]

Do it.

[hushed marsh]

my man 🤝

[clear prism]

🤝 my man

[lusty sonnet]

fälcö's groom is successful

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-handshake-group-handshake-gif-13278054

[hushed marsh]

NOOO

[clear prism]

We did it, boys

[hushed marsh]

Not Trudeau

Please

[slate crown]

we gottem

[hushed marsh]

I beg you

[glad kelp]

Wut

[slate crown]

send in the unit

[real tinsel]

officially qualified to be a discord mod (no offense to gamma discord mods)

[clear prism]

Delete that, right now

[plucky void]

so what the heck is mordor alluding to, you fucks

[hushed marsh]

The Funny Haha country

[clear prism]

Man, Mordor is up to something again

[lusty sonnet]

to the new lotr series coming out

[placid sail]

brainfart is going to jail it's always sunny in philadelphia plays on the background

[clear prism]

I have no idea how we got here but

It is beautiful

[slate crown]

everybody gangsta until mods start typing in chat

[hushed marsh]

I guess they arrested that child molester that was in here

Haven't heard anything else

[placid sail]

why not? he seems like a nice guy 🙂

[clear prism]

@heady crow just got game ended

Bruh

[real tinsel]

we had a child molester?

[scenic sable]

Is it time to dunk gtanil again yet?

[real tinsel]

damn

[glad kelp]

Breh

[hushed marsh]

He is the most white bread dude ever it hurts

[clear prism]

Ayo?

[slate crown]

he has spoken

[clear prism]

I am being targeted again, this is so sad

😔

[glad kelp]

pat

[slate crown]

glad i was here to see the elusive Aldourien in action

[glad kelp]

Ish ok

[clear prism]

The fuck

[placid sail]

I was expecting you to tell me about how he's another backstabbing, lying, good-for-nothing politician, but that's an interesting take too

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4AtBBVZ73U

[hushed marsh]

This is so sad

[clear prism]

Hm

[scenic sable]

Also, calm down with this stuff. M'kay? (everyone)

[hushed marsh]

Alexa play Ford Focus by Yuno Miles

[slate crown]

yes sir

[placid sail]

there goeeees my azeri

watch him as he goes

[glad kelp]

well i certainly didn't participate

[placid sail]

farewell, khaaytil

it's been a pleasure, it really was

[real tinsel]

send my aunty donna clip after i go

[hushed marsh]

We hardly knew ye

[slate crown]

the elusive Aldourien is even more menacing than i thought

[real tinsel]

no i'm like brainfart's most iconic member

you're the new guy

[placid sail]

riiiiiiiiight

[glad kelp]

Moon is new

[real tinsel]

shut up mordorian

[glad kelp]

Like

[placid sail]

more like most bald

[glad kelp]

I never saw him

[real tinsel]

also that

[clear prism]

Mordorian

Goddamn, that one

[hushed marsh]

Im a ghost

[clear prism]

That is a good one

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mandalorian-the-mandalorian-mando-din-djarin-gif-24669048

[hushed marsh]

I've always been here

[placid sail]

привет сучары

[hushed marsh]

Woah

[clear prism]

p! En привет сучары

[hushed marsh]

Epic bot command fail

[clear prism]

How this shit work again

[placid sail]

@clear prism pathetic

[clear prism]

@foggy mantle

[foggy mantle]

Hi! My prefix here is p!

[clear prism]

I did

[lusty sonnet]

privjet cukas?

backup bot

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-pathetique-pathetox-cat-gif-17249104

[hushed marsh]

Mordorian to English isn't in the bot's programming

[clear prism]

True

[scenic sable]

p!translate EN привет сучары

[foggy mantle]

Original

привет сучары

English

hello bitches

[clear prism]

Ah right

[plucky void]

curb your "everyone"

[clear prism]

I forgot the translate

🤣

[lusty sonnet]

smart man

[placid sail]

why does Aldo have to do everything for you idiots?

[clear prism]

Look, I am not a moderator, ok

How am I supposed to know how bots work

[slate crown]

Damirka died so we could extract safely

[glad kelp]

Dude not even the mods really know how they work

[clear prism]

Bots are truly a mysterious happening

[glad kelp]

Exactly

[hushed marsh]

It's probably all spaghetti code

[clear prism]

Sometimes they work, sometimes they decide "Nah, I want to watch it all burn"

[placid sail]

mmm spaghetti

[lusty sonnet]

life itself is spaghetti code

[clear prism]

Especially when the mods need them the most

[placid sail]

speaking of which, where is Falco

[hushed marsh]

We are all made out of protein spaghetti

Oh right he's a pasta boy

[placid sail]

not wrong

[hushed marsh]

From the funny pizza country

[clear prism]

"Oh no, we are getting raided. Quick, get the anti-spam bot!"
Bot: I am currently under maintenance :)

[glad kelp]

[placid sail]

programming was a mistake

[glad kelp]

So was humanity

[clear prism]

Programming is just tricking a rock into thinking

[slate crown]

just wait until they become self aware

[hushed marsh]

Edgy comment

[real tinsel]

he said he's busy with real life stuff

[clear prism]

Obligatory edge from him, do not mind it

[placid sail]

irl activities
disgustung

[slate crown]

it's going to be skynet all over again

[clear prism]

Again?

When did Skynet happen in our reality?

Did I sleep through it?

[hushed marsh]

Y2K

[slate crown]

not this reality

[clear prism]

Ah

[placid sail]

right, and Riot Games gonna fix their game

sure

[clear prism]

I guess I did sleep through it 🤣

[hushed marsh]

I can't believe they actually just slapped stickers on shit

[plucky void]

all part of the plan

[hushed marsh]

That said Y2K compliant

[clear prism]

Bethesda is going to bring out a bugless game :)

[plucky void]

just like antivirus companies creating viruses

[hushed marsh]

And then charged 100$ for it

That's like the

Biggest con ever

[real tinsel]

what's so scary about robots becoming self-aware?

don't we already have like animals that are pretty much self-aware?

[hushed marsh]

I don't want my computer to be able to tell people my search history

[plucky void]

the numerous scenarios where robots kill humans and take over?

[slate crown]

robots self aware is nothing

[clear prism]

🤨

Let us see your search history

[slate crown]

AI however is a different story

[clear prism]

Wait, what is this

[hushed marsh]

Fuck no dude

[clear prism]

Why is there "How to open soda can"???

[hushed marsh]

Are you nuts

[real tinsel]

a robot operates on Ai, so same thing

[placid sail]

animals can't end your subscription on netflix and leak your ass shaving folder to the internet

[slate crown]

well im out of ideas then

[clear prism]

No no, I am @clear prism

[hushed marsh]

If you were born in a test tube does that make you

Artificial Intelligence?

[real tinsel]

why do you have an ass shaving folder to begin with

[placid sail]

I was talking about yours

[lusty sonnet]

research probably

[clear prism]

Bruh what

[real tinsel]

i only have head shaving videos

[placid sail]

same thing

[real tinsel]

want to subscribe to my OnlyBalds?

[clear prism]

🤣

[real tinsel]

i shave every week

[hushed marsh]

That's probably a thing

[placid sail]

I'm probably blocked there too

[slate crown]

lemme slap that head and I'll consider your offer

[hushed marsh]

And Im sad about it

[clear prism]

Hello sad about it

[real tinsel]

i can do it in a seductive way if that's your thing bz11k

[hushed marsh]

1 Joke Andy

[placid sail]

please consider perishing

[lusty sonnet]

shave your head for free nitro

[slate crown]

oh no

[clear prism]

No one wants free nitro, though

😂

[slate crown]

i mean....

[hushed marsh]

It's malware

[clear prism]

You all better not say you suddenly want it

[lusty sonnet]

mmmm

[clear prism]

Because @heady crow was offering in absolute desperation

[placid sail]

I kind of wanted it to try when Bruno slided into my dms, but I was cockblocked

[lusty sonnet]

tempting

[real tinsel]

instead give me 5 dollars

or 200 dollars

[lusty sonnet]

ayo

small difference

[hushed marsh]

Slow down there Elon

[clear prism]

Sad times

[slate crown]

back to sending pics to japanese business men for me then

[clear prism]

Mordor is truly a bane on your existence

[glad kelp]

Meh

Me

[clear prism]

Yes

[glad kelp]

Yes

[slate crown]

it uses tea instead of gasoline

[clear prism]

@glad kelp What will you do with the free nitro

Send emotes, yes?

[glad kelp]

Give it away for monee

[clear prism]

Bruh

[lusty sonnet]

lmao

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[lusty sonnet]

sell it for xbox stuff

[real tinsel]

how about if i call you ugly, then disgusting and then threaten to kill you?

[hushed marsh]

If you invent a car that runs on anything but gas your head is gonna get JFKd

[clear prism]

This is why you can not trust people

[glad kelp]

I know how to invest

[lusty sonnet]

is better, i don't lose money then

[placid sail]

I currently work in marketing and I was told in great details to go fuck myself several times by telegram channel representatives who turned out to be ukrainians

[hushed marsh]

Surprise Ukrainians

[glad kelp]

I just really might

[hushed marsh]

They are hidden

[clear prism]

bz11k be like: 😐 Would you like fries with that?

[slate crown]

isn't there that one video about rednecks making moonshine to power their tractors?

[heady crow]

Alright sweet

[lusty sonnet]

could use some fries

[clear prism]

No

I take back my word @heady crow

He is going to sell it

[placid sail]

kinda understand their position, but yeah, dude, I'm just some schmuck selling ads, whatcha want from me

[clear prism]

Do not trust him

[glad kelp]

Nuuuu

[hushed marsh]

Probably because that bootleg alcohol shit they make in rural America is more like ethanol than alcohol

[clear prism]

True that

[glad kelp]

I wamt it

[heady crow]

Alright thanks gtanil, i trust in your word

[glad kelp]

Aaaa

[clear prism]

🙏

[lusty sonnet]

gtanil, the cockblock

[slate crown]

it was 190 proof so it would make sense yea

[hushed marsh]

Oh god

[placid sail]

Bruno is you sugar daddy now, Crystal

[clear prism]

😉

[hushed marsh]

what, retarded?

[lusty sonnet]

man's a professional

[clear prism]

😂

Goddamn, Americans getting roasted immediately

[placid sail]

there goes my egyptian

[slate crown]

i love ma cousin Kkona bruddur

[placid sail]

watch him as he goes (into another mute)

[real tinsel]

we all know you're going to run to daddy mordor and give the 10 dollars you just earned to him for a pat, bz11k

[clear prism]

What

[placid sail]

rip in peace

[clear prism]

@pastel quartz if you get banned, I will always remember you 🤝

[placid sail]

fuck you

[hushed marsh]

Who are you again?

Oh right

[clear prism]

The guy who speedruns to get muted

[hushed marsh]

I was gonna ask you

I got like candies from Egypt

[real tinsel]

another khaaytil? How many of me are there

[hushed marsh]

And they have that weird mystery language on the box

No fucking idea what it says

[clear prism]

The ancient emoji language

[placid sail]

wacky noodle letters

[lusty sonnet]

the spaghetti language

[slate crown]

nah bro he speakin enchantment table

[placid sail]

english, but drunk

[hushed marsh]

Mashallah brother

[clear prism]

p!translate En حاجة حلوة مصريو

[foggy mantle]

Original

حاجة حلوة مصريو

English

Egyptian sweet need

[hushed marsh]

🙏

[clear prism]

Bruh

What kind of translation is that

[placid sail]

sweet need indeed

of mute

[lusty sonnet]

candy

[hushed marsh]

Bot muted

[placid sail]

penis

[clear prism]

Pancake determines "things" as "need" now

[slate crown]

egyptian sweets

[clear prism]

You must accept it forever

[hushed marsh]

You NEED THEM

[hushed marsh]

this is not a want it's a NEED

[clear prism]

p!translate En حاجات

[hushed marsh]

You can do it too

[foggy mantle]

Original

حاجات

English

needs

[hushed marsh]

Huh

[clear prism]

Ah, the bot gets confused

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

Fuck I'm tired I think it's nap time

[clear prism]

Cheese planet still needs those translations, though

[hushed marsh]

Sleepin

[slate crown]

wrong one

[clear prism]

🤣

[lusty sonnet]

why sleep when you can go get food

[plucky void]

why get food when you can sleep

[clear prism]

Take a nap right now, broski

[placid sail]

ghosty's restful night of sleep.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

food gucci tho

[clear prism]

Food is god-tier indeed

[slate crown]

yea but have you tried crack?

[clear prism]

Have you?

Yes

[lusty sonnet]

oh wait canadian food

yeah go sleep

[clear prism]

😂 👌

[slate crown]

canada be like

[placid sail]

the only thing I know about canadian food has rather repelling name

[slate crown]

lemme combine some shit and make it my national dish

[lusty sonnet]

canadian poutine

[placid sail]

yes

[clear prism]

I never even knew they had an actual cuisine selection

I guess you learn something new every day

[lusty sonnet]

they don't

it's not actual cuisine

[placid sail]

you thought they were eating raw wheat or what

[lusty sonnet]

don't believe them

[clear prism]

What the fuck is this

[hushed marsh]

Poutine is for when you are super drunk

That's it's purpose

[clear prism]

Jiggs dinner

Pierogi

[placid sail]

why is he laughing like an old vacuum cleaner

[hushed marsh]

Otherwise Canadian food is, just whatever food you like from where you are from

[clear prism]

Ayo, Baked beans

👌

[placid sail]

that's slavic

[lusty sonnet]

no.

[slate crown]

aren't those just dumplings but you boil it instead of frying/steaming?

[clear prism]

Apparently it is also a canadian cuisine

[placid sail]

that's pastry

[real tinsel]

man this reminds me there was an era when people would put beans into literally everything for the memes

[placid sail]

i.e. oven

[clear prism]

I know precisely what you mean because I got like 5 of those

Beans cooled PC

Lava beans in Minecraft

[real tinsel]

beans in an old clock

[clear prism]

Watermelon with beans

[real tinsel]

the entire thing was filled with beans

[clear prism]

Gun magazine filled with beans

[real tinsel]

beans in pants

[slate crown]

ah, i always thought pierogis have the same consistency as dumpling batter

[clear prism]

Pretty sure there was also a kid pool filled with beans

[real tinsel]

beans in a pool

[real tinsel]

MY GOD

[placid sail]

are y'all banned in google

[clear prism]

When you really need some first aid

[clear prism]

No

No

[placid sail]

yes

[lusty sonnet]

capribeans

[real tinsel]

yeah

it was a traumatic experience

[lusty sonnet]

time to save that one

[real tinsel]

thanks for reminding it bz11k

[placid sail]

western cuisine is good

[clear prism]

🤣

[gloomy roost]

Ah ye, busy in Sea o Teethes, but yes, I am in fact, a Salt African

[slate crown]

it has begun

[placid sail]

salt african? you mean upset?

[slate crown]

ok that ones a classic

[heady crow]

Also gtanil is a mouthfull can i just call you nil or andrew

[placid sail]

no wait

there you go

[clear prism]

Of course

[heady crow]

Alright andrew

[clear prism]

Mf be doxing me

[placid sail]

dm asshole

[real tinsel]

@placid sail ?

why would you do this to me

[lusty sonnet]

prince andrew?

[clear prism]

Damnit

He figured it out

[lusty sonnet]

another groomer

[gloomy roost]

All the time yes

Just one of those things

[placid sail]

your messaged was deleted due to a following reason: bad take, wack taste

[gloomy roost]

But not really

[clear prism]

Hold up what

[clear prism]

Ayo?

[clear prism]

Classic

[heady crow]

Oh dear god

[clear prism]

Ah yes, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

[lusty sonnet]

time to eat some beans

[placid sail]

oh god

[placid sail]

here we fucking go

oh see can you see

[clear prism]

British and their weird fascination with beans

[clear prism]

Imagine waking up in the morning and going

"Can I get that with beans?"

[real tinsel]

BZEEK STOP

[clear prism]

Like the fuck, bro

[placid sail]

this is also somewhat tripofobic, very nice combination

[real tinsel]

put an end to this misery

[lusty sonnet]

you enter a bakery and ask for additional beans

[placid sail]

I didn't start this war, but you can be damn sure I'll end it

[clear prism]

"I want my happy meal with more beans, please"

[real tinsel]

i'll come back 5 hours later

[lusty sonnet]

"a diet coke and some beans please"

[placid sail]

WEAK

[clear prism]

Waitress be like "Is pepsi ok?"

[placid sail]

urgent mail coming through

[lusty sonnet]

drinking fluid pepsi beans

[heady crow]

Bz you are the reason why western ppl are russophobic jesus christ

[clear prism]

Yes.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/easter-funny-shrek-funny-face-gif-20535573

[clear prism]

I will change my name to mordophobic because of bz11k

[placid sail]

nice to meet you mordophobic

it's me, a beaten joke

[clear prism]

Idiot bz11k is back???

Ayo?

[heady crow]

No way man

[placid sail]

he never left.

[lusty sonnet]

i wonder if he still has the nitro

[clear prism]

Ayyyy

[heady crow]

He simply disguised himself

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/muajaja-the-simpsons-gif-7251407

[real tinsel]

i will beat you into a borscht with my bald metallic head

[clear prism]

Imma force bz11k to make me some sbiten

[placid sail]

so, one weak ram and then you pass out from exertion

I think I can handle that

[real tinsel]

no my head is quite strong because there's nothing inside

it's pure bone

[placid sail]

never tried it, some yazichniki level shit

[real tinsel]

i will ram through your chest and still keep going like it's sunday night

[placid sail]

you're sustaining youself with coffee and cigarette butts. khaaytil please.

[placid sail]

yoink

[heady crow]

Me usually: mordor bad
Me when someone says anything about america in ww2: it was the red army who beat the nazis, not america, not britanny but the red army

[clear prism]

You never saw this one?

Bruh

[heady crow]

Something like that i cant find the og meme

[glad kelp]

Lol

[glad kelp]

Cool

[placid sail]

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL (is constant Crystal and Bruno reposts of a total of three memes)

[heady crow]

Mitsubishi materials is still elite

[clear prism]

Currently watching the World War Two channel and their weekly coverage on the war

[slate crown]

very much so

[heady crow]

Yeah im on phone so no access to good memes

[clear prism]

I suppose miracles happen too lol

[glad kelp]

I'm on phone aswell

[heady crow]

Heres a trans flag with a badass dragon for you bz

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[heady crow]

Its not a repost now is it

[clear prism]

I swear I saw this somewhere

[heady crow]

Wow thats so cool

[glad kelp]

Look who i found

[placid sail]

neat

[slate crown]

damn i can't believe I've been talking with you guys for 6 hours

[clear prism]

🤝

[slate crown]

thanks for making my job less boring

[heady crow]

I got other pride flags with dragon designs if you want to see

[slate crown]

preach brother, preach

[placid sail]

stop reminding us of your rampant barbarism

[glad kelp]

How bout a self made one

[placid sail]

we've got our own racist hills to climb

[slate crown]

nah just let him be

[clear prism]

Oh no, are we about to go there?

[heady crow]

That would be cool. If i get my grandmas sewing machine prolly could make one easily

[slate crown]

uh oh

[glad kelp]

Aye

Lol

[placid sail]

is there anything with sculls? I like sculls. just mordor thing

[heady crow]

Ah nah sadly

[clear prism]

Oh boy

[clear prism]

I am getting the strangest sense of Deja Vu

[glad kelp]

Why do we have skulls again?

[clear prism]

Because human evolution

[glad kelp]

So that we don't die instantly

[placid sail]

body integrity

[glad kelp]

Don't let human evolution stop you

[clear prism]

Our brain requires protection

[glad kelp]

Yeah tell that a 50 BMG round

[heady crow]

We are always casually racist torwards balkaners wdym

[placid sail]

classy Detroit home accessory

[clear prism]

If you get into a situation where you are shot in the head with a 50bmg, your live choices have been shit

[heady crow]

Now we didnt evolve during the time of a 50bmg rounds existence

[slate crown]

oh my god i just now noticed what it is

[glad kelp]

Mang you'd break down carrying a feather

[heady crow]

Africa 🛌

[glad kelp]

Exactly

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/toto-africa-music-video-singer-gif-17560565

[glad kelp]

I can carry metals too smh

[clear prism]

Imagine that kind of horror. You shoot a creature with a 50 cal, straight in the face and it just shrugs it off

That "Oh fuck" moment would be kind of interesting

Hm

Imma write this down for a story idea

[slate crown]

you should volunteer as the test subject

[glad kelp]

Oh fuck moment

[placid sail]

my first immediate reaction would be to shoot in approximate position of one's dick

[lusty sonnet]

Bulletproof dick?

[placid sail]

usually not the case

[gloomy roost]

I'd bet that this fake.

[placid sail]

if the dick is bulletproof, now that is indeed "oh fuck" moment

[lusty sonnet]

usually hmm?

[clear prism]

Trap moment

[gloomy roost]

Reverse trap in fact.

[clear prism]

What?

Wait hold up

[slate crown]

we all wanna be 20mm but got 22lr instead

[clear prism]

A reverse trap

[placid sail]

speaking of neat home accessories

[clear prism]

So basically, you expect the girl to be a guy but then the girl turns out to be an actual girl

[clear prism]

If you expected it, then

Would you be disappointed or relieved?

Huh

[placid sail]

guys, guys

guys

it's time

[slate crown]

what's stopping you?

[heady crow]

Ah nah his @ on tiktok was like katyonak or something

[slate crown]

I'd date a guy but my girlfriend would literally rip my dicc off

[placid sail]

descends into bean madness while cackling maniacally

[clear prism]

Oof 😂

[heady crow]

Id date a guy if everyone i knew wasnt straight

[clear prism]

@placid sail starts with b, just like beans

🤔

[placid sail]

oh shit

[clear prism]

Once again

🤝

[placid sail]

reaches for the sleeve of his shirt with trembling hands

[clear prism]

Oh no

He is roleplaying

[placid sail]

IT'S ALL BE

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-erp-vrchat-vrc-akelisia-gif-22366186

[clear prism]

Oh my goodness

[clear prism]

Vietnam flashbacks

[slate crown]

whats erp?

[heady crow]

Goodness gracious

[clear prism]

Do not ask, innocent bystander

Keep your soul guarded

[heady crow]

Its better this way

[slate crown]

must be a discord thing then

[clear prism]

Ohh no

It is not just a Discord thing

[heady crow]

Not exclusive to discord

[clear prism]

It is an internet chats thing

[slate crown]

like vrchat?

[lusty sonnet]

O boi

[clear prism]

No like

Anything where you can write text in

[slate crown]

oh

crreepy asterisks?

[heady crow]

Or communicate with another person

[clear prism]

Just

Damnit, loads of bad memories 😂

[lusty sonnet]

Fälcö and gtanil have experience with it

Certified pros

[slate crown]

well im glad i wasn't part of it

[clear prism]

Unfortunately

[slate crown]

thank you crippling isolation

[heady crow]

Hey dont group me in with him

[lusty sonnet]

I try to

Erp for discord nitro?

[slate crown]

you did a good thing

[heady crow]

Only experience of vrchat that i have is when a ultra masculine polish guy petted my head in a vtuber avatar

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[heady crow]

It was boomin but i never wanted to touch it after that

[slate crown]

i was tempted to play vrchat once

[clear prism]

Vrchat is where you can truly find the intriguing specimen of humanity

[slate crown]

but that was only so i could use the neco arc model

[heady crow]

Holy shit

[clear prism]

[heady crow]

Thanks for the idea

[clear prism]

"WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?"

[slate crown]

stop

i can tolerate rick and morty in fortnite

but this is too much

[clear prism]

Good stuff, many good memories

[slate crown]

floppa merchant

[lusty sonnet]

0 int fallout run

[slate crown]

vitamin C deficiency

[gloomy roost]

But does the brick have more personality than you

[lusty sonnet]

I have friends like that...

[slate crown]

0 int dialogue is so much better though

[clear prism]

Incredibly entertaining

It is good to just turn your brain off sometimes

[slate crown]

that's why i use this channel

or else i might risk developing intelligence

nah 4chan is too retarded for my blood

[clear prism]

I would never recommend anyone to go to 4chan

Because why? Why would you do that?

[slate crown]

some people just want to watch the world burn

[clear prism]

Eh

Fair point lol

[slate crown]

time to commit several warcrimes and break the Geneva convention

[clear prism]

The Chosen One after a quick detour through the Zone:

[wide bough]

The more of these kinds of memes I see the funnier they get

[plucky void]

"30 years before she was born"

that's some K-Pax shit right there

[eager quest]

jesse we need to cook

meth

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IprDFN5KGPM

[gloomy roost]

paint the cat

[real tinsel]

i disagree with this opinion, cooking together is romantic

i used to help my girlfriend while she was cooking and it was always a hot date

[plucky void]

humping her at the counter while she does all the work isn't "cooking together"

[real tinsel]

she was the one humping me pretty much

[gloomy roost]

[plucky void]

well, it's still heterosexual

[plucky void]

is that joel haver

[real tinsel]

yeah it's a shame she didn't have a dick

[real tinsel]

no it's from a comic where always some terrible shit happens

[heady crow]

Hey i have one

[real tinsel]

is that an invitation to your bedroom

[quasi sundial]

What's the less nocive drug you can take

[real tinsel]

acetone

[gloomy roost]

Dark Mane

[quasi sundial]

G

[gloomy roost]

League youtuber

[quasi sundial]

https://youtu.be/THTgM2fEqBI

[swift scarab]

[quasi sundial]

[glad kelp]

Imma make music eith this

[slate crown]

🤨🤨🤨

[swift scarab]

Eh, it’s literally just bury the light on a music box

[glad kelp]

Oh oo

Ol

Ok

[clear prism]

Oi

[swift scarab]

Oi Oi bruv

[clear prism]

"Oi, Steve fackin Wonder! Will you knok it off? You doin' me fookin head in!"

[swift scarab]

Unrelated topic, anyone here played the uncharted games before?

[plucky void]

fookin diabolical

[glad kelp]

The what?

[slate crown]

don't put too much weight on it

[swift scarab]

They’re just called Uncharted, it was 3 games

[glad kelp]

Mhm? Do tell

You mean polybius or summin?

[swift scarab]

Huh?

[glad kelp]

Ah, you do not

[heady crow]

Theres a fourth one no?

[swift scarab]

Technically 5, if you count the ending sequel game

[heady crow]

Ah ye

Anyways ive played 2,3 and 4

[slate crown]

wait uncharted and just cause are different game right?

[plucky void]

yes

the hint is in the name

one is called Uncharted*

[heady crow]

Three a few times through

Boomin games

[slate crown]

but if you give me an image from 2 of those game i literally can't tell the difference

[glad kelp]

Aha

[plucky void]

I don't remember drake flying cars

[heady crow]

Might play the third one through again if if i find the power cable to my ps3

[swift scarab]

You can buy all three of the first one remastered for cheap on the ps4, it’s on sale in a collection

[clear prism]

It is in the director's cut

;)

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

Ye id prolly do so if my ps4 wasnt with my brother on the other side of the country

[glad kelp]

Bruno

I decided otherwise

I want da nitro for a banner

[swift scarab]

Understandable, not sure how long it’ll be on sale for, but I think it’s less then $10 rn

[heady crow]

Already gave it to a friend of a friend

[glad kelp]

Nooooo

[heady crow]

Whens your birthday anyways?

[glad kelp]

The 10th of august

Which might be soon

[heady crow]

Might yeah

[glad kelp]

Dude-

[plucky void]

"might"?

[glad kelp]

XD

[plucky void]

are you a time traveller

[glad kelp]

Something like that

Also did you know that

[clear prism]

He lives in the future because of uhh

sadness

[glad kelp]

You are more higher chance to die on your birthday

[clear prism]

[Insert quote of something edgy, I guess]

[glad kelp]

Which is 18%

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/258449773143523328/801577151962021938/image0-5.gif

[glad kelp]

Why do you ask, bruno?

[swift scarab]

He’s clearly hiring a hit as we speak

[glad kelp]

I wish

[clear prism]

No no, he is currently organizing an elaborate kidnap scheme

So Kris can take a nap, you know

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, a nap

[clear prism]

Of course

[glad kelp]

There were 2 things in the fridge that were bad already

[clear prism]

Time to enjoy some:

[glad kelp]

who the hell doesn't check the fridge?

[glad kelp]

Idk if that tastes good

[glad kelp]

Mayhe

[clear prism]

This is literally you, @heady crow

😂👌

[glad kelp]

Mang i wonder when we doing online meeting again like fr

And then falco with the heavy accent

Gawd damn

Or was that aldo?

[heady crow]

Falco was the softspoke italian man with a strong accent

That melts my entire being

[glad kelp]

Indeed

[heady crow]

Elite

[glad kelp]

Literally

[glad kelp]

Girls: boys are stupid
Boys: girls are stupid
Transgenders and gays: what's straight?

[slate crown]

"im straight as a dick"

[lusty sonnet]

hm

[glad kelp]

Also the dick: lump

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-frog-gif-14112820

[slate crown]

oh shit he gettin sturdy

[heady crow]

Repost

[slate crown]

"Local psychotic megalomaniac zerks off in front of millions"