🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

birbuss

❤️

[real tinsel]

HOW did i never hear this in game

which mission is this from

no fucking way

[upbeat bobcat]

It's from payday mission

You know the one with the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Where you steal money

[real tinsel]

i finally listened to the demons and created a facebook account and this is the only type of shit i'm getting in my recommendations for some reason

facebook just wants me to kill myself

[real tinsel]

don't downthing them like that. In one mission you steal a goat

[upbeat bobcat]

Silent hill lets goooo

[placid sail]

2015 Halloween heist

[upbeat bobcat]

Goddam they added quality content ha

[placid sail]

source: I made it the fuck up

[real tinsel]

yeah about 5 years ago or something

[upbeat bobcat]

jesus was alive when this game came out

[real tinsel]

they're probably gonna make it free eventually, like cs go

minus the dlcs

[upbeat bobcat]

I remember the times where devs were so greedy that some people literally sued them for their sale tactics

Did the devs change?

[real tinsel]

i played payday 2 for like 10 hours or something

at first i enjoyed it then stopped

[real tinsel]

oh wtf i've played it for 160 hours apparently

[upbeat bobcat]

Fuckin hell 81 gigs

Go away GTAV

[real tinsel]

gta 5 is 107 gbs

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks to it's multiplayer trash

[real tinsel]

payday 2 installs every dlc whether you have them or not

game itself is like 30 gbs at most

[upbeat bobcat]

Payday was fucking 30gigs at best

aha

[real tinsel]

jinx

[upbeat bobcat]

Did they put 4k bootleg porn in the files or smn

[real tinsel]

no they put 37 dlcs

which i'm never going to play anyway

[upbeat bobcat]

Ubishit will be jelly

[real tinsel]

they do it so that you can join others who have the dlcs

instead they could have just put an error that says "hey fuckhead you don't have the dlc go buy it" when you try to join a server that runs on dlc maps

[onyx birch]

Could be Ubisoft or EA too

[upbeat bobcat]

Especially ubishit with the falling through the skybox

Homeboy can't say his pentium 4 cannot handle even GTA V

[onyx birch]

Imagine buying payday 2 standard on a sale and then realized you need 90gb of dlcs to make the game playable and fun

[upbeat bobcat]

2013 ps3

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna disagree with you on this one foot man

[upbeat bobcat]

2014-15 PC

[real tinsel]

some post-2014 games are actually very good

[upbeat bobcat]

Like some porn games

[real tinsel]

the reason the pre-2014 games were so good is because there was competition back then

[onyx birch]

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh there's like a thousand games come out every year, only because you try to follow AAA games doesn't make all shit

[real tinsel]

now the companies have established a player/fan base and therefore can put below minimum effort and still sell enough copies to be able to wank with premium oils

[upbeat bobcat]

"tbh my type of games are the one made from 2000 to 2014
anything after that is garbage except if its a standalone stalker mod"

Check your privilege

[clear prism]

To be honest, I hate games, they make people violent

[real tinsel]

in 2018 when pubg became popular literally everyone started making battle royales and people still bought them

[upbeat bobcat]

Fucking cis scum fantasy ikr

[clear prism]

This is what these games do, they appeal to like the male fantasy

[upbeat bobcat]

I tried to get the og Fortnite but couldn't, you know the coop tower def thing

[real tinsel]

there's only 1 fun dlc in payday 2 and it's the one where you steal a goat

[upbeat bobcat]

I wanna see it

[onyx birch]

Lel

[upbeat bobcat]

Use the language correctly

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8EtiMXJnfU

[upbeat bobcat]

Ah

[onyx birch]

and now thanks to badger there’s a golden spoon for melee weapon

[upbeat bobcat]

It's a goat sim thing

Yikes

[onyx birch]

surprisingly effective

[upbeat bobcat]

Talking about Goat sim, how it fucking fooled people into being MMO

Was so fun to watch

[onyx birch]

Whar

it was always sandbox wasn’t it

[upbeat bobcat]

It's a single player but acted like it's an MMORPG

[real tinsel]

yeah in 2018 they said that fortnite was going to become free to play and i thought they meant the zombie coop game as well

[upbeat bobcat]

And people bought it

[onyx birch]

oh

[real tinsel]

i was utterly disappointed when downloaded epic games AND fortnite only to realize it was only the battle royale mode

yeah you played it at night and you fought purple zombies

[upbeat bobcat]

It was the still base building game but for defense against hordes of enemies, coop game.

How

Uhhhh

Sure

That's a nice generalisation

Mang Project Zomboid is better than Dying Light like what

[real tinsel]

what

no

how can you even compare the two

[upbeat bobcat]

I dunno

I just did the crazy

https://youtu.be/QQpozHeQngg

[real tinsel]

dying light is a parkour combat game where you fight off zombies and project zomboid is a zombie survival game where a single mistake gets your ass handed to the zombies

[upbeat bobcat]

Ehhh, DayZ is better than half Life

Both has zombies

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah

[real tinsel]

as a community we can probably all agree that the best zombie game is stalker anomaly

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/cejm-cavalcade-rodifa-juhulati-gif-21763328

[real tinsel]

adorable pepe

[onyx birch]

nerdy pepe

[real tinsel]

nerdy pepe is adorable

[onyx birch]

very smort

[upbeat bobcat]

🤓

[upbeat bobcat]

waltir

Put your dick away

[onyx birch]

but terraria man

[upbeat bobcat]

Rust

[onyx birch]

Ark

[upbeat bobcat]

You mean arc

[onyx birch]

TRU TRU

[scenic sable]

Neko Arcueid has nothing to do with racism.

[upbeat bobcat]

It's not the N word, it's japanese

[upbeat bobcat]

Just a "nyaaaa" with a different aspect of voice effect

[heady crow]

Buranya

[scenic sable]

Dubbing over someone doesn't change their actual beliefs or attitude. It isn't her saying it. World War 5 would be going on now if that was a possibility.
Stop trying to be controversial.

[upbeat bobcat]

World War 5

[real tinsel]

pretty sure he's being ironic

like the funny yellow dog

[upbeat bobcat]

You mean the butter dog?

https://youtu.be/f-A989FqyxI

[real tinsel]

no the funny yellow dog with wacky uncharacteristic behavior

[upbeat bobcat]

[heady crow]

The one with the crypto coin?

[real tinsel]

the one with the crypto coin

[heady crow]

Oh fuck

[upbeat bobcat]

Crypto coin?

[scenic sable]

"pretty sure he's being ironic dumb"
ftfy

[real tinsel]

nah just ironic

[upbeat bobcat]

Or iconic hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[real tinsel]

but, like, that's your opinion, man

[heady crow]

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-store-grocery-store-gif-26093069

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/875225642013196369/999737261463707788/spotted_dog.mp4

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cejm-cavalcade-rodifa-juhulati-gif-21763328

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/pocketpixels-gif-25108129

[upbeat bobcat]

a hour tho

Holy shit this skin's artwork looks so good

[placid sail]

fiddle, quietly screeching with his horrible voice

bota o wota

[glad kelp]

Pog

I hope

[placid sail]

try at least a little bit to behave nicely and you should be fine

[grizzled meadow]

It was from me probably

Because I answered you

[upbeat bobcat]

Can't wait to become a zombie when apocalypse hits

I'll be the first, gathering my dudes

We'll rule the world eventually

[real tinsel]

depends which zombie apocalypse it is

if it's anything like walking dead, we're probably going to die before taking over the world

as world war z zombies however we might have a chance

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhh, I wanna become a zombie my dude

Coolest faction

Fuck surviving

I can't be bothered

[glad kelp]

Cool

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't understand what Crystal want from us sometimes

[glad kelp]

Why do you care tho

[upbeat bobcat]

Someone's moody today

[glad kelp]

Yeah well you don't even ask what happened

[gloomy roost]

Was it your siblings again

[glass forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704064859817639992/999604021209858129/0-0.mp4

[glad kelp]

Worse

[glass forge]

gimmie a sec

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704064859817639992/939943067685884005/GroupBEpic203.mp4

[gloomy roost]

Worse than them huh. Probably the overseers at crystal crib then.

[glad kelp]

Nope

Worse

[gloomy roost]

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam son tell us or I'll force feed you rotten kiwi

[clear prism]

Just make him listen to French music

[upbeat bobcat]

[gloomy roost]

Your mentor laid you off

[glass forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713502725429657730/980808482666192918/fever_for_the_flava.mp4

[glad kelp]

I just got a break up from my one year long partner...it just hurts dude

[glass forge]

epick

[gloomy roost]

Oh

Pain.

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam

Sorry to hear that

[upbeat bobcat]

Miata is the cutest thing ever

https://tenor.com/view/pop-up-headlights-miata-blinking-wink-wonk-gif-14976940

[clear prism]

Is that a cat or something

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/mazda-miata-mazda-miata-eunos-roadster-eunos-gif-13789493

[glass forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423525684799995904/893169777151967252/video0-74.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-see-another-miata-miata-when-you-see-another-when-gif-22227994

[clear prism]

I sort of want to say something

But I know it is very not ok

Shall I do it anyway, for the memes?

[upbeat bobcat]

You can just write

Then delete after 5 secs

[gloomy roost]

Dew it

[clear prism]

This is the perfect setup for your villain arc

[heady crow]

[glad kelp]

What villain arc dumbass

[gloomy roost]

[heady crow]

Thats so out of pocket jesus

[glad kelp]

Ugh

[gloomy roost]

Yeah I don't get it either

[clear prism]

You know I had to do it to 'em
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣦⣤⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡⣤⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠜⢾⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠃⠄
⠀⠀⠈⠀⠉⠉⠑⠀⠀⠠⢈⣆
⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣷⠃⢵
⠐⠰⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢟⣽⣆⠀⢃
⠰⣾⣶⣤⡼⢳⣦⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⠞
⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠁
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈

[gloomy roost]

Don't see a lot of villains from breakups

[upbeat bobcat]

Remember

Batman still doesn't have parents

[clear prism]

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

Last I checked, they are still dead

[clear prism]

The fuck

[upbeat bobcat]

It became such a meme, dude crying all over the place every time a camera turns to him

[clear prism]

Batman whenever someone says the word "parents":

[upbeat bobcat]

Truth

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude played the Punisher so good tho

[clear prism]

I will never forgive them for stopping with the Punisher series

It was just 👌

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't even remember the last episode

Didn't it end?

Or they literally canceled it?

I also liked Daredevil but it god canceled with other ones sadge

[clear prism]

Well, for Punisher, they were talking about a Season 3, some rumors even about a Season 4

[clear prism]

But they got hard cancelled which is RIP

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Daredevil also, they just like to ruin the fun

[gloomy roost]

Which one is black metal again. The scream till you collapse one?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-confused-face-what-wait-gif-24734187

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

Hm

[mortal violet]

happy brainfart friday fuckers

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Sure

[ripe ibex]

Fridey

[real tinsel]

in the end the devil cries

sorry for spoiler

[glad kelp]

Mh

[clear prism]

Hold up

#🎪bruh-fart

Does Falco change the name every time it hits Friday?

[glad kelp]

Idk

Don't ask me

[stone blade]

hi ❤️

[glad kelp]

I feel like the worst person rn

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/kimmoli-gif-25297641

cta

[stone blade]

MEOW

[quasi sundial]

wont risk it

https://imgur.com/tAlKMxi

[stone blade]

d2 switch room be like

[gloomy roost]

Time to listen to music until the voices shut up Crystal

[placid sail]

AP doggo rounds

[clear prism]

AP doggo rounds?

How can a doggo be AP rounds

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/referferf-gif-25391448

the try hard checking behind the door

[gloomy roost]

Steel reinforced snout doggo

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcak4em9CAg

#freecivvie

[clear prism]

🤝

[placid sail]

it's simple, really

it's a doggo projectile which can penetrate armor

[clear prism]

My goodness, what an idea

Invest, immediately.

[slate crown]

The voices never stop.

[stone blade]

true true i agree with your statement

[clear prism]

Have you tried not thinking about it?

[slate crown]

oh shit you're right

[clear prism]

🤝

Problem solved, sadness is no more

[slate crown]

Truly

[stone blade]

@quasi sundial https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/946451867116920902/Bulgaria.mp4

[glad kelp]

Sure

[placid sail]

that timid elevator lol

guys can I go now

[clear prism]

Yes

Go away

NOW

[placid sail]

okay they've left I'm closing doors now

slowly

[slate crown]

leave while you still can

[placid sail]

I was impersonating an elevator you big stinky meanie

[slate crown]

should've emphasized it

[stone blade]

rong one

[slate crown]

lol

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1000010623721144340/unknown.png

[clear prism]

You know what

You are a cabbage head

[placid sail]

you take that back

right now

[clear prism]

No

[slate crown]

oooooh he called you a cabbage head

[placid sail]

the consequences will be dire for you

[clear prism]

Then let me slide into those DMs

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/999649448156221460/unknown.png @narrow lotus

[clear prism]

That is the only way I will take it back

[placid sail]

blows in his stranger danger whistle

[slate crown]

Europe moment

[placid sail]

MOOOODS

[stone blade]

yes europe

atleast its not america

[placid sail]

gtanil is trying to slide into mine DMs again!

[slate crown]

yea definitely

[fading shuttle]

the quandale dingle memes are so bad

[slate crown]

they really are

but it grows on you overtime

[fading shuttle]

who the hell even makes these things, i wanna tell them that there are better ways to make their parents disappointed

[slate crown]

apparently the guy who does the voice acting is just doing it for the funnies

[clear prism]

Yes.

[slate crown]

me making the worst possible choices in life

[clear prism]

🤝

Remember, bad decisions are bad decisions

[slate crown]

shit happens, but it shouldn't define who we are

[placid sail]

feel the agonising pain and guilt for the sins and mistakes of your past every day, forevermore

[slate crown]

you get used to it eventually i swear

[placid sail]

I already kinda did

[clear prism]

There is this quote

"All warfare is based"

-Sun T zu

[slate crown]

Truly

[clear prism]

Wise beyond our comprehension

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/C1JMywqy4Zw

[clear prism]

Good old shoe phonk

[slate crown]

Highest Samsung resolution

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/I7IxdxcaNm4

[quasi sundial]

Post cta

[slate crown]

drippy

[glad kelp]

I think imma actually get off the internet

Forever

Anyone has goodbyes?

[heady crow]

Cya in a couple of days

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

No

Like

I might not even come back

[slate crown]

good luck

[gloomy roost]

If you want to go through it that way

Yeah gl

[slate crown]

you'll definitely need it

[glad kelp]

Many thanks....

[heady crow]

If you really want it so hopefully youll prove me wrong

[glad kelp]

Alright...yeah

[real tinsel]

they never do that

you just get used to the company of voices

the voices are your friends

[real tinsel]

see this guy also agrees with me

[real tinsel]

how can a nose be gender-neutral

it doesn't even have a gender

[slate crown]

not with that attitude

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/life-uh-finds-a-way-it-be-that-way-it-will-work-itself-out-gif-16077053

Man, it is kind of funny how predictable some things are

[slate crown]

I forgot its Friday

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[fading shuttle]

the male fantasy

boogie with your obsessive stalker

[real tinsel]

i'd boogie with my obsessive stalker

[real tinsel]

like what

[real tinsel]

how do you know you don't have one

maybe they're just really good at stalking

[radiant grove]

go

[fading shuttle]

wtf is the point of a stalker if they dont make me feel wanted

[real tinsel]

they're stalking you, which means they must not let you know they're stalking you

unless you specifically asked them to stalk you

in which case they should probably tell you so that you know they're doing their job

[placid sail]

Finally...

[real tinsel]

we've been blue balling bz11k the whole day apparently

[placid sail]

it's the only festive friday posting I'm looking forward to

friday night funkin' yakuza

[real tinsel]

it's a banger, i can't wait for friday to listen to it

[placid sail]

wait

[real tinsel]

sometimes i open it in the background and just vibe to it in my own emotionless way

[placid sail]

I nod my head enthusiastically

[stone blade]

im banging your mom

haahahahaah

[real tinsel]

bz11k face reveal (the fat guy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0E3FE4JkQ

[real tinsel]

ivan!!!

very rude

apologize to nice mr doktor bzeek

[placid sail]

at this point, I'm not even mad

[placid sail]

sure feels nice to live in Mordor

[slate crown]

nice pussy

[quasi sundial]

[slate crown]

wish i had a cat but alas im allergic

[real tinsel]

get sphynx cat

problem solved

[slate crown]

ew no

[stone blade]

uhm no

sorry

[real tinsel]

get sphynx cat and glue fake hair on it

[slate crown]

im not getting a cat that looks like my ballsack

[placid sail]

limmy looks so weird with long hair

[real tinsel]

limmy's face didn't change in like 20 years

[slate crown]

they're a couple of hypoallergenic breeds but they're so rare in my country

[real tinsel]

order online

[slate crown]

bruh

[placid sail]

that would cost quite a bit kha

[real tinsel]

they're gonna pack your custom sphynx cat into a box and send it to you between 7 to 68 business days

[placid sail]

oh cool, a dead cat

poggers

[real tinsel]

he didn't specify whether the cat must be alive or not

[placid sail]

khaatil you should start your own business

[slate crown]

yea dude

[placid sail]

kohtel I need methe

[real tinsel]

man i shower like once a week and eat maybe once a day if i'm feeling like it

i couldn't handle a business

too much energy

[placid sail]

yes you can

[slate crown]

i found the only guy who's metabolism is slower than a sloth

[clear prism]

You got a VPN?

[real tinsel]

nope

[placid sail]

well, it kind of died again two days ago

[real tinsel]

it's not slow i'm just usually too lazy to get any food

[slate crown]

been there

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

my stomach will threaten to slit my throat and i'll completely ignore it for maybe a couple of days

[stone blade]

?

[stone blade]

da

[clear prism]

Is your account created in Russia? As in, tagged as a Russian account

[placid sail]

maaaaybe

[clear prism]

There you got your answer, then 😂

[placid sail]

there was no question

[slate crown]

you're will to stay hungry is much stronger than mine I'll give you that

[clear prism]

Some boyos did a little funny and blocked all Russian originating accounts

👌

Very nice

[slate crown]

ugh

[placid sail]

I mean, I get it

[arctic kraken]

Smh.

[placid sail]

death to Mordor and stuff

[clear prism]

🤝

[real tinsel]

why would you stay hungry on purpose

[arctic kraken]

Lose weight I guess

[placid sail]

but how my minor inconvenience while using youtube is going to kill Chaos

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

Cancel culture lol

[placid sail]

oh

[slate crown]

because i eat with the moxie of a starving African child

[placid sail]

so it's designed to be stupid

I see

[clear prism]

At least you are not blocked on Discord, right?

[placid sail]

that at least makes sense

[clear prism]

Allowing me to slide into those Dms ;)

[slate crown]

Twitter moment

[placid sail]

the moment I got stable income again and was planning to donate a little dosh to Gamma, Discord stopped taking payments from us

[real tinsel]

they cancelled an entire country

[slate crown]

lul

[clear prism]

Love to see it

[placid sail]

I'm afraid you cannot, otherwise you'll get sanctioned

I can't put such a burden on you, silly westerner

[clear prism]

So? Some things are worth taking risks for

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-tears-tearyeyed-about-to-cry-gif-4917303

[real tinsel]

is there even a point in donating to gamma at this point? We have maximum boost level

wouldn't it just be extra waste of money?

[clear prism]

Let me buy @placid sail nitro so he can boost

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/330787019389141003/999564516113256518/sdzfvfsfvedsvfe.gif

[placid sail]

to show my appreciation? to support the project? to bribe Aldo and others into tolerating me a little longer?

it just felt a proper thing to do, but alas

[slate crown]

London RP

[real tinsel]

me when i'm homer simpson spinning in the rain

[fading shuttle]

i cant believe russia died due to cancel culture

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/die-lit-die-simpsons-simons-the-simpsons-gif-20592541

[real tinsel]

just send them money via patreon or paypal or something then

or just visa/mastercard

[placid sail]

GUESS WHAT MY BALD FRIEND

[clear prism]

🤣

[real tinsel]

i KNOW

[placid sail]

YEAH GOOD LAD

[real tinsel]

but it's more logical in comparison to spending it on unnecessary server boosts

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lit-homer-die-lit-gif-21866685

[real tinsel]

they can't spend server boosts

[clear prism]

If you are having trouble donating because of your country, just go somewhere else

[fading shuttle]

find out his address and send suspicious packages

[placid sail]

except I can't do that

[placid sail]

because patreon and paypal are blocked too

[radiant grove]

goddamnit

[clear prism]

🤣

😂

[fading shuttle]

as they say, takes a good man to become best girl

[clear prism]

What

[slim osprey]

Boys make the best girls

[clear prism]

What

[placid sail]

the only plausible way for me to show my support now is to try to doxx Grok and send him an international mail with strange ticking sounds and some local sweets

[slim osprey]

[radiant grove]

im playing rimworld and all my little autists decided to throw a fit instead of treating their injuries

[radiant grove]

dorito

[slim osprey]

Dorito

[real tinsel]

man come on, you've lived in russia for 27 years. You should know by now that sweets never survive the border

[clear prism]

Think, bz11k, think!

[real tinsel]

you send anything edible and it's going to get eaten

[placid sail]

why do you think so?

yeah nah man

[radiant grove]

send a brick of cocaine

[fading shuttle]

send the least edible thing in russian cuisine

[slate crown]

send noods

[placid sail]

(so that's happens sometimes, but very seldom)

also

[slate crown]

send 15lbs of feet pics

[placid sail]

there are private mailing companies which are somewhat more reliable

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[real tinsel]

this man definitely business's

[placid sail]

(and probably not operating already in our parts)

[fading shuttle]

i wish we could take a look, even for a second

into #staff-only-feet-pics

[placid sail]

could you give me proper metric measurements and not burgers per second thanks

[clear prism]

What have you done.

[slate crown]

gotta make money somehow, rent is due

[clear prism]

Now Aldourien will kill you on the spot

[placid sail]

he will remove his feet

[slate crown]

sorry but the joke wouldn't sound right using kgs

[real tinsel]

what do you think their favorite feet pics would be:

1. Smelly cheese feet
2. Dirty feet with dirt between fingers
3. Regular feet

[placid sail]

oh god

[fading shuttle]

id rather die standing than live kneeling

[clear prism]

Uhh

What

[placid sail]

you nasty bald creature

la goblino

[clear prism]

I am not sure what to question more

That there are three options to begin with

[real tinsel]

do you think they'd have a video of eating someone the feet cheese from their feet

[clear prism]

Or that he knows this to type it down so fast

[real tinsel]

i think they'd have like at least 4 of those

[placid sail]

CEASE

[slate crown]

what have i started

[clear prism]

This is your fault

This is all your fault

[fading shuttle]

they probably into feet that got mushrooms growing on em

[placid sail]

he probably has some copypasta ready about it

[slate crown]

MAKE IT STOP

[clear prism]

You did this.

You did this.

[slate crown]

i know

i sorry

[fading shuttle]

technically i started this, but yeah

[clear prism]

Are you, though?

Are you???

[fading shuttle]

how could you

[slate crown]

no

[placid sail]

quickly, distract chat with something retarded

https://youtu.be/YdafM_QyKKU

[clear prism]

@placid sail

Let me slide into those Dms.

😡

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-but-no-no-im-sorry-sorry-i-cannot-sorry-no-gif-25056957

[real tinsel]

Feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvelous. Stupendous. Utterly amazing, l'd say. The scale, the size, the shape all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the peasants' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of feet, it grows on you. It's an incredible metaphor for life - even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated, and in a way, it improves said thing' even more. But the best part is, undoubtedly, the taste. Ohhhh, ahhhh... scrumptious! Splendid! Superb! If it were up to me, 'd lick them all day, every day From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe, as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface. The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first, but it's part of the experience, and soon enough you learn to love it, as you start feeling it permanently. It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight. The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate poolworths of semern in seconds. The taste... oh, it's too good to describe with even the most complex of words! It truly is an inexplicible feeling that absolutely cannot be replicated. Uncultured virgins would argue that tits or ass are far superior and that liking feet is "weird (Ugh, even thinking of such an incellous claim makes my spine rattle in disgust!), but only the true intellectuals of the highest level will understand. Feet truly are perfect in every way, shape and form. This is not a matter of opinion, but rather a stated fact It cannot be debunked, for feet are objectively superior to all.

[clear prism]

Yeah

I am not reading that

[placid sail]

nah dog you got it from the internet

[real tinsel]

the point is

[fading shuttle]

damn, too long

[placid sail]

you took your time

[fading shuttle]

dont care

[real tinsel]

yes

[fading shuttle]

meme already died

[real tinsel]

you gave me an idea and i made it real

[fading shuttle]

not funny anymore, cringe

[placid sail]

the moment was lost

[clear prism]

Look man, the only thing that matters to me

[real tinsel]

shit

[clear prism]

Flat chest

That is it

[placid sail]

huh

[slate crown]

do you think it's possible to vape feet sweat?

[real tinsel]

i'll just send it the next time instead of actually reading it first

[clear prism]

Go to hell.

[fading shuttle]

the chest dont matter brother, wide hips, fat fuckin ass is where ITS AT

[clear prism]

Like right now, go there

[radiant grove]

tarkov

[placid sail]

in case of Aldo actually mustering his will to read this shit: it was nice knowing you, baldie

[slate crown]

Jokes on you we're already here

[clear prism]

True that

[real tinsel]

i've read it it's not that disgusting

it wouldn't get me banned

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-drip-escape-from-tarkov-eft-drip-william-dafoe-drip-gif-24861117

[clear prism]

So you read it?

[placid sail]

the mere fact of this feet aggression in chat should be enough for walking the plank

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-degenerate-gif-21451302

[real tinsel]

he knows this is our land

[slate crown]

i thought all this feet shit was a joke

[slate crown]

clearly not

[real tinsel]

he may have the power but we have the numbers

[fading shuttle]

i consider it a joke, the girly boys thing wasnt one

im dead serious

[clear prism]

Hello dead serious

[placid sail]

I for one am not associated with a user named khaaytil in any way

[real tinsel]

about 90% of the talk in this server is a joke

[clear prism]

This is true lol

Whatever we say, never take it seriously

Unless it involves Aldourien

Then get your shitting pants on

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/vsauce-michael-or-is-it-gif-19808095

[fading shuttle]

it definitely isnt, everything we say here is not ironic

there is no satire, we believe everything we say

[clear prism]

Of course, we are 110% serious

[real tinsel]

no one will ever know

[clear prism]

When I say I am racist, I truly am named racist

Because of my insane driving abilities

[slate crown]

i dont hate gay people

[fading shuttle]

as a bulgarian i am the ceo of racism, specifically horse racism, for we are nomadic

[placid sail]

I'm compiling a document with the screenshots of your foul deeds

you're going down, you sick bastard

[clear prism]

🤝

[real tinsel]

when i say i sneak into graveyards and dig up fresh graves to smell their feet, i'm 250% serious

[clear prism]

Lol

🤣

[placid sail]

oh god

[real tinsel]

absolutely no irony is involved in any of my texts

[clear prism]

There is no comedy in this server.

[real tinsel]

i am this deranged and abnormal in real life. You would probably take your time and enjoy beating me if you knew me in real life

[placid sail]

takes a screenshot in disgust

[slate crown]

our lives are a comedy

we're the damn circus

[grizzled meadow]

Can someone fucking send the Mads video?

It can't be a Friday without that video

I can't send it

Make me proud

[placid sail]

oh, that's the one I don't like

[placid sail]

that dude is so horribly overrated

[grizzled meadow]

That's why you're in charge of shit takes

[placid sail]

wow

[clear prism]

Goddamn

[grizzled meadow]

gtanil send the right video for your take

[fading shuttle]

local man killed by the police

[placid sail]

friendship with Falco has ended

now crime is my friend

[clear prism]

The secret ingredient is crime ;)

[clear prism]

👌

[placid sail]

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-gif-22322541

[grizzled meadow]

My man khaytiil always got my back

[placid sail]

the song is nice though

but not the dude

[grizzled meadow]

Not like that scumbag bzeek...

[placid sail]

Falco is not nice too

[slate crown]

isn't that the guy who eats people?

[clear prism]

Ah yes, that Ryan Gosling feeling

[fading shuttle]

omg he is literally me

[clear prism]

4 tickets to the Barbie movie with Ryan Gosling, please

[fading shuttle]

anyway i watched Drive, shits a banger

[glad kelp]

I want someone to talk about life

[clear prism]

🤣 🤣

[clear prism]

Of course it is a banger

😂

[placid sail]

the man in the mirror nods his head

[grizzled meadow]

THE ONLY ONE

LEFT

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/BHs_cLvP5zY

[fading shuttle]

WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK

[grizzled meadow]

WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T TAKE BACK THEY TAKE

[clear prism]

OH NO, THERE WILL BE BLOOD

[grizzled meadow]

SHED

IT'S THE ONLY THING I EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[fading shuttle]

having sexual thoughts about sam isnt gay, its only human nature running its course

[clear prism]

😐

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the cat game

[slate crown]

my only complaint on the game is that you can't customize your cat

[fading shuttle]

heard from my brother that its good but i dont have the space for it, gotta finish some of the other games i got

[clear prism]

You can always commit some crime, reap the benefits and buy more storage space with your ill gotten gains

[slate crown]

or dont

[clear prism]

Yes, that too

[fading shuttle]

brother this is bulgaria, what you call crime we call a 9 to 5

[clear prism]

🤔

[slate crown]

I've never been to europe, is it as bad as they say it is?

[fading shuttle]

the french are there so yes

[clear prism]

Average serbian teacher vs normal bulgarian professor

[heady crow]

Depends on which part

[clear prism]

Thank you for nothing, autocorrect

[slate crown]

i heard switzerland is the least controversial

[clear prism]

Oh brother

Time for some European Slander

[slate crown]

Lesgo

[clear prism]

🤝

[placid sail]

laughs in nazi gold

[slate crown]

i said "least controversial" for a reason

[clear prism]

If you want to visit Europe, I have one piece of advice: Do not have an expensive looking car anywhere

[fading shuttle]

one of my brothers professors in the technical university of sofia was literally a man that looks exactly like the average bulgarian professor meme

[placid sail]

your bar seems a bit low

[slate crown]

it's because most of you guys are european so im frightened

[clear prism]

Oh please, my country has never done anything bad

is from Germany

[slate crown]

see?

[heady crow]

Well i mean finland is pretty uncontroversial

Apart from being co-belligerents with nazi germany in ww2

[clear prism]

👀

[fading shuttle]

bro if u asks the serbs they will just say "yeah we committed warcrimes, wish we did more"

[slate crown]

spicy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[night sail]

ladoga seals

seals from ladoga

[fading shuttle]

i mean so were we, basically free land honestly

[night sail]

are there

and i like finland for it

[clear prism]

Let me shake your hand.

[slate crown]

my country was actually colonized by the french so i can understand why everyone hates them

[clear prism]

Oh no

Wait

[clear prism]

THIS IS THE ONE

This is why I always keep saying that Monolith is 50% femboys

[fading shuttle]

Baguettification

[clear prism]

🤣 🤣

[night sail]

monolit

za monolit

[fading shuttle]

wait, monolith is 50% femboys?

ZA MONOLIT

[night sail]

ZA MONOLIT

[slate crown]

ZA MONOLIT

[clear prism]

This is why I hunt Monolith

[heady crow]

This is why i only play monolith

[fading shuttle]

ЗА МОНОЛИТ, СМЪРТ ЗА НЕВЯРВАЩИТЕ

[slate crown]

im more of a clear sky guy myself but monolith is fun too

[night sail]

same

mercs are just like bandits

[night sail]

except more evil

[fading shuttle]

just more cringe

[night sail]

social science student cucks

[fading shuttle]

theyre like "oh im an expert solo pro wolf ghost operator" and then i kill them with my toz and steal their shit

[clear prism]

No Monolith allowed.

[night sail]

kruglov

[heady crow]

Idk i enjoy mercs for their faction relations especially when playing with the un accessable zone mode

Makes the runs more interesting than the usual cs or loner stuff

[night sail]

are you serbian bro

[placid sail]

holy shit I turn away for a minute and brainfart is carolina reaper level spicy lmao

[slate crown]

what about unisg?

[clear prism]

What

ISG is loot boxes tier 2

[slate crown]

damn

[fading shuttle]

i hate the united nations

i hate the united nations

[clear prism]

United Nations is very boring

"No more gun import"

Imma get guns anyway, bitch

[slate crown]

Sidorovich of da perc

[fading shuttle]

they support the antichrist, i hate them

[clear prism]

They be making shit like Geneva convention

Everyone breaks it anyway 🤣

[heady crow]

More like the geneva suggestion amiright?

[night sail]

true

[clear prism]

Denying the enemy potential recruits

By stealing all their puppies

[fading shuttle]

more like geneva indigestion

[clear prism]

More like Geneva "made out of citadels" cruiser
(This is an insider joke for Wows players)

[heady crow]

Jinx :)

[slate crown]

L cat

[heady crow]

I will skin you

[slate crown]

no i meant

[clear prism]

🤨

[mortal violet]

I heard we were jinxposting

[slate crown]

her legs looks like Ls

[fading shuttle]

why get retarded black cat, normal black cats are funnier

[clear prism]

Black cats are fun

You have permanent bad luck

[slate crown]

i love voids

[clear prism]

👌

[fading shuttle]

as the owner of one, when they look cool, it makes it funnier when they act retarded

[night sail]

🥲

why bro

[fading shuttle]

Here is mine

[night sail]

gato :)

gatito

[heady crow]

El(9) gato :)

[fading shuttle]

he shall smite me one day

[night sail]

capy

at the zoo

[heady crow]

Yoo the skin colour reveal?

[real tinsel]

nah just delete them. Trust me those games are going to stay there for another 7 months until you finally decide not to play them and delete them anyway

[fading shuttle]

i am actively playing them

[real tinsel]

damn

[fading shuttle]

i play the games i have, and when im done then i play the games i hate

[slate crown]

league moment

[fading shuttle]

yes

[fading shuttle]

played league for 2 hours after gaming Days Gone for 3 and those 2 hours caused me suicidal thoughts

[real tinsel]

@frosty siren who is this guy

he even has my old profile picture

[fading shuttle]

your replacement

[clear prism]

He is Kha, of course

[real tinsel]

hi Kha

[slate crown]

finally home after work

time to play Stalker for 6 hours

[clear prism]

😂 👌

[glad kelp]

I think imma develop insomnia

[clear prism]

Not very practical

[quasi sundial]

i love cta

[glad kelp]

Do not care at all

[clear prism]

Cta?

What is this?

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-insane-cta-gif-24850178

[plucky void]

cat, but dyslexic

[clear prism]

Hmmm

🤔

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/herbert-hi-herbert-cat-funny-cat-zajebisty-kot-gif-24800688

[clear prism]

Makes sense

[quasi sundial]

gtanil

do u own an original copy of Project Zomboid

[clear prism]

That is indeed my Discord name

I do

[quasi sundial]

based

https://tenor.com/view/hood-irony-dreamybull-twerk-bee-gif-25735115

[heady crow]

It does seem that the three of us own the particular game named project: zomboid

[quasi sundial]

play

[clear prism]

Interesting, interesting

It would be quite an ordeal if we opened these games at the same time and did a little trolling

A little tomfoolery, if you will

[heady crow]

Indeed

[real tinsel]

it's like that other acronym except this one has c instead of b i think

[heady crow]

Now we just need to add eachother on steam

[heady crow]

Bees? Where?

[glad kelp]

I don't have anyone to play with

[clear prism]

This is so sad

[heady crow]

Werent you supposed to leave the internet forever anyways?

[clear prism]

🤣

[glad kelp]

I decided the opposite

I just wanna socialize more, not on the internet..

[real tinsel]

you're young, you still have time to escape. The internet will make you like us if you stay too long

[glad kelp]

That's why

[clear prism]

Forget the internet! Forget all about us!

We are just a simulation

[real tinsel]

i am an illusion

[heady crow]

Well tbf cutting off all social media, games etc could force you to get some enjoyment outside of your own house

[clear prism]

Artificial intelligence, programmed to siphon you of your data

[real tinsel]

i exist only inside my own mind

[glad kelp]

Ik

[real tinsel]

you can't perceive me

[heady crow]

Yall are just the side characters to my own story wdym

[glad kelp]

But then again....i have noone except one friend that is gone

[clear prism]

I am actually the secret villain character

[heady crow]

Khaa will get killed off in character development prolly

[real tinsel]

not the case for everyone. I enjoy neither of those

but the outside lacks toilet and i despise pissing on non-toilet grounds

[heady crow]

How so?

[fading shuttle]

bruh, actual bourgeoisie

[real tinsel]

i must wash my hands or else i won't be able to touch anything

[heady crow]

Ive never had problems with it. Then again i live 20km deep in the forest so idk

[heady crow]

Ohh

Yeye in that case

Like with soap and all or wont a water bottle suffice?

[real tinsel]

my ex would jerk me off before going to work and touch bus handles and shit

after that one encounter i was disgusted by bus handles completely

[heady crow]

Ill bite in

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-monkey-gif-23280820

[heady crow]

What encounter?

[real tinsel]

because if she did that, who knows what other people do

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[real tinsel]

jerking me off and then touching bus handles

[heady crow]

Ahhhh

[clear prism]

Again

What the fuck

[fading shuttle]

whys she jerking you off in the bus

[real tinsel]

my dick is now on those bus handles, other people have touched it

[heady crow]

Yeah makes you think huh?

[real tinsel]

she jerked me off in her house, then we left for work

[heady crow]

Yeah imagine all the dicks youve touched in the bus in your life. Makes you feel a littlebit gay right?

[real tinsel]

yeah a little bit

[clear prism]

This is why I wear gloves

[real tinsel]

i'd think i was gay if i didn't watch men dressed as girls

[fading shuttle]

this is why i exclusively dress as the driver from famous ryan gosling film Drive

[placid sail]

lmao

he figured it out

[heady crow]

Oh me too dude

[placid sail]

he knows about the disgusting nature of a human now

there is no going back

[real tinsel]

bzeek whatever you're going to say don't say it

[heady crow]

Now when will you dress like a girl khaa?

[clear prism]

Honestly bro, if you really pay attention, you realize just how much weird shit people do in public

[real tinsel]

i'm already paranoid because of those lid licking videos

[placid sail]

have you considered tho...

[heady crow]

Im walking like patrick bateman with my headphones on i dont pay any attention

[placid sail]

that basically any indoors place with a lot of humans

it doesn't have any air in it

[real tinsel]

you'd look more breedable and submissive in girl costume than me

[placid sail]

it's only farts, sweats and rotting

[heady crow]

Maybe. I need to lose more fat tho

[clear prism]

Whenever I am bored (Aka ran out of phone battery), I observe others

[real tinsel]

i'd just look like a goblin trying to impersonate a woman

[heady crow]

Bulk has gone too far

[clear prism]

I immediately regret it, of course

[glad kelp]

I just realized i am uncosciously manipulating people sometimes

When my needs don't agree

[heady crow]

I mean some ppl are into that sort of stuff ig

[real tinsel]

well fuck you bzeek

[clear prism]

I do it consciously

[glad kelp]

Onto the terms

[real tinsel]

i don't actually have paranoia regarding people's disgusting human nature

[heady crow]

Man you are just like a sociopath

[clear prism]

No, fuck you!

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-like-success-success-andrew-mcfarlane-gif-18049300

[real tinsel]

you have been tomfooled you mordorian mongrel

[placid sail]

(and farts)

[clear prism]

What? No

[heady crow]

Yes

[clear prism]

It is just fascinating to watch the fellow human specimen

[placid sail]

oh, no

[heady crow]

Man they should make a sigma movie out of you

[placid sail]

you have paranoia about disgusting nature of other people coming into contact with you

[clear prism]

No

[real tinsel]

i agree, i was the silent farter in the relationship

[clear prism]

I am no sigma male

[real tinsel]

can confirm i killed my ex three times with my farts

[clear prism]

🤝

[heady crow]

Sigma male?

[clear prism]

Yes, sigma male

[real tinsel]

sounds exactly what a sigma male would say

[heady crow]

Ah youre a sigma male

[real tinsel]

he sure is

[heady crow]

They should make a movie out of you

[real tinsel]

it's gonna be called gtanil (2024)

[heady crow]

Ah sick theres a release date already

[real tinsel]

will it replace Drive (2011)? That's up to you @clear prism

[clear prism]

Bruh

[placid sail]

oh btw falco, I have bought myself an elliptical trainer

[placid sail]

against my better judgement

[heady crow]

Idk but hes just like me

[placid sail]

no wait

not falco

bruno!

the muscles man

[heady crow]

Bz!