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are you up faltering your forethought rn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU
@proven tundra @rocky turtle @static axle @sick trail @pliant chasm @noble basin


i will never forget hotline miami for showing me real music
after doom
that stereotypical brass synth sound u know might be the second closest we've come to reaching god
nothing else comes close
have you heard the tunes of our savior carpenter brut
youtube did it again
videos wont start with ublock active
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I think my ISP is actively shitting the bed rn, what the helly
also, heres some easy listening music I grew up on and shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSz0dD5Wowg
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When I Met You · Apo Hiking Society
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SASH! is a German DJ/production team, fronted by Sascha Lappessen, Ralf Kappmeier and Thomas "Alisson" Lüdke. In the 90s they had great succes with the hits Encore Une Fois and Ecuador. They have sold over 22 million albu...
another dad plays this in the car banger
nice 


i miss music like this
most german techno or electronic music nowadays is this bass boosted 200bpm hardcore stuff
civico 
forza 6?
y
saw a brainrot version of Steely Dan's Reelin in the Years for some reason, why is it good
kurwa bober
fat ass
can't win with linux
I mean I can win cuz I'm not using windows , but I'm losing cuz I'm using linux

because i work tomorrow 
uh oh someone asked tim about josh sawyer's channel
minubish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA
@timid hollow
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im writing out a resume for a JOB
hopefully that word doesnt scare some people (ivan)
jesus fucking christ this kid
brits have never been the brightest

payday soon 
how can u be this stupid
u forgetting
same day as me
mines 15th 
I get my food coupons from job on the 20th tho


dawg Lockheed Martin are funding my college
LM are funding a lot of things
@left mantle
welp time to switch to yahoo
"wheeeeeee" 
love me some ebisu drifting
Fucking outlook does the same
Kill yourself
ok slightly off mario
they're really trying to get the metrics of "Look how many people are using AI!!!!" and its just the captive audience of folks who can't switch easily
thats what i thought
look how many people use AI and depend on it til it fucks their company in the ass making them bankrupt

i just remembered the Lyming alt that said he does their clients finance shit with AI
I dont mind chatgpt or sth but if I want sth from chatbot i will FUCKING ASK
halucinated profits

DONT FUCKING SPEAK WHEN NOT ASKED
I'm not even talking about AI dick gobblers, I'm talking about like old folks and small business who just within the last decade switched
i would love when Microsoft gets deleted by AI

I still maintain an email chain with this one nice older dude I met at a PSME conference, it would really fucking suck if his messages end up filtered through an AI
Damn the stock market personified.
YEET
seems like a lawsuit in the making if the target is particularly litigious
i would like to witness that
anyway, i forgor my account's password again
yay
theres some rumours recently that the folks who failed to build a data center somewhere in the US is now planning to build one here in Luzon under the Pax Silica thingy
chat why does the "soup + bread" cuisine archetype never miss
right, be it any soup and any bread
unbeatable combo
ful of soop
Because it's goated, with the sauce even
certified hood classic
!embedfail
wait is this... a retelling of the first world war?

chat did you look at announcements
i wont be an ass and ping grog but, i wish him all the hapiness in the world 
HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIGMAC WHOPPER
the circle of life 
bro deserves it
despite being french
and green
Grok II will make GAMMA II 
im seeing
sekiro, elden ring, bloodborne, demon souls, mortal shell and bit of berserk
time to dark the tide!
you will
why not make a fallout
on a new vegas?
or rather
be a marine
in space
black screen ?
nvm

im geekin out you don even know
I did not consent to their damage so they clearly can't damage me
Yes you did see an amumu get fucking deleted by the merry go round
I had missile on critical, fan the hammer, and missile on every 4th attack
we love funi missile spam
leveling up augments in aram mayhem when
i want level 2 fan in mayhem

Had i recorded it live you would've heard me giggling like a fucking madman during the swings
Hey who had that skitarii tomorrow image I forgot to steal it
Nvm got it
kid bruce "i love my mom and dad"
Why are you laughing at Batman
"mommy lets go down the shortcut alley"
someone's jealous
@left mantle place yo bets
no the guy that made the tweet
IT BEGINS
fire cracker users need to die
cope
dumbest character in the whole show btw
What is this website
tweetor
Tweetor?
well the point is she was playing a character to try get homelander to spare her
totally worked
that twitter looks like tumblr
🏃♀️➡️🏃♀️➡️🏃♀️➡️
my twitter tab is suck in 2013
firecrackerandherlittlebeebainthebackofacelliinbookiedebepo
The first user name I see when I go to tweetor is "nwordsuck"
Goodbye

from buying it 2 days ago, i played it 13 hours, just earlier i got a lift from someone to a LZ near golf course so i can now try to get some better gear by looting the lone military guards or patrols there, want a larger backpack specifically, got a better and 50% larger carrier and a AK12 instead on first try, but at least i did make it out without the larger patrols spotting me
mel aviv
delete blitz too\
https://youtu.be/kscTD_9a5ec
Shit is funny as hell
"Beep man, this mage arena war is fudged. I just saw a cat clap her hands together and say "DOOM" or some similar shiitake, and every one around her was lifted up from the ground, sucked into a black hole and then disappeared. The cat didn't even have a POV on, that's how common beep like this is. My ass is casting freeze and level 2 fireball. I...
holy shit something we agree on
Do me proud.
i heard firecracker and got clash royale PTSD
how did master yi do less damage than our sona
washes clothes
bang
Ah yes, guilt tripping me before I consider to raid them
i might have to consider selling shit to have enough money to survive in scottland 😭
@quiet abyss how do i do more damage besides weapon upgrades
@left mantle crit syndra / crit healing ap bruiser jax / smolder firecracker / yunara firecracker / infernal brand
augment diff'd 
deserved for playing that "game"

@blazing maple i am the sneak

darktide is so fun
How topical

Golf course good place to farm gear. Watch out the hotel tho
Is dis da new boitmon
ya
Is gud?
is that zed or shen 
zed

with akshan e
still in prologue but so far ye
Oki 
i am batBRICK
we need to kill you
We should kill rain
damn true
as in the physical thing?
or apple thingmajig
i never heard of that before
the danish physical media retailer
ooooh
i see

the name
ya pissing me off
now i get it
good
hammering your war, I see
guys uh
I might unironically be interested in playing world of tanks heat
kill me
The RShad AKA simm_ account has been compromised , ban / block it from any messages it sends you and report the account itself by clicking on the 3 little dots next to the namewhen you view the profile, DO NOT CLICK ON PICS OR LINKS , it takes your discord ticket and uses it to log into your discord to then keep steeling your account and your friends account YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
world of tanks hero shooter
bloody hell
cant find a place to report the problem to but yeah his account got hacked , and the report user thing isnt allowing me to post in there
this is actually borka and a scam
go dm that account right now
MI BOMBO
CLAT
Same
i do have it on my steam
but i am about to raid a nurgle hotspot
sooooo by letting people know my friends account has been hacked is me scmming ?
wtf ?
grow up
lmao

exactly
3
2
1
scammer get scammed
wish me luck!
@tiny notch
sup loser
do you play warmmering the war?
no im not a nerd
you are
no I didnt drop it in dirt, grow up
proof/
decomposes
dune books
paint warhammer figurenes
what's this then
collecting
lore
nerd lore
Type in the 9 digits on your SS card and we'll verify for you.

nerd lore for me
what faction do you play
went full "paul atreides is my entire personality" for a few days
peak nerd behavior
LISAN AL GEIB
i did not
its just stuck in my head
Nobody,seriously nobody that is legit reacts like this.
(yes I know that's a bmw)
im on the final 150 pages for dune
Which Dune,theres many
dune 1
🤔
promoting pirating are we
its 2026
mods eat this man
you can buy these digitaly
i cant read digitally
as pedeeff
mandatory "dune your mom" joke
What?
oh so ivan
Your mom is a dune Rain

why is this a clue moment
slow 
yes

we all know im a slow reader
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i stopped halfway thru children of dune
Take on the foxfire series. Good read.
pussy
then read uh
tiktok slop
idk what ill read after witcher tbh
the first witcher book was good
blood of the elves
no wait
last wish
thats it
the short stories
really good
Explode
no
implode then
pussy shouldnt explode or implode
@static axle 
they are
need to reread it and then find a copy of the second book so i can start the novels
ive never found the second short stories book or sequal book in stores
ive found the main books and the last wish constantly
yeah its weird
Classic 
funniest shit ever @left mantle
random bullshit go
every 4 seconds
and this includes busted summs like feel the burn / defensive maneuvers too
kept getting vanish on malphite 
fine
ill allow it
favourite loyal space marines
.308 to top it off.

https://youtu.be/hP7Q0I6FU4Q
HUH????
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CURSEFORGE FUNDS THE IDF????
blue tip?
762x39?
M993.
i would def say salamander or the imperial fists
o-556?
youre blind if u think that those rounds are 7.62x39
genuinely fucking blind
Yup
i've seen 762x39 ONCE in my whole life
Indefinitely.
💀
somethign something helping wounded people
i am using the kraut las
never said I wasn't
This hurts to read this week
Dude hearing shit from bungie devs reveals why I thought lightfall was the beginning of the end
Because it really was.
What do you mean?


Like i get it, I meant what specific stuff have people said?
Original version of lightfall apparently got completely cut.
"Some of that was tech limitation, but Lightfall and other decisions like that were intentional either way, with intentionally cut resources, gaslighting, and isolating those that spoke out. Y’all should have seen the original iteration of Lightfall. It was glorious,”
I didn't see this before, ouch 
From former bungie CM Liana Ruppert.
Buffs like strength, damage, rending, brittleness and shit
Rending is armor piercing, brittleness makes the enemy’s armor weaker
The rest is kinda clear
"shit" isn't very clear
I saw that report where sony said bungie has unreasonable burn rate and I knew it was a wrap. I didn't accept it but in my heart of hearts i dreaded it...
I dont remember everything, dick

Acting like i should know it all, i just woke up man

we just need money
YOOO
One more SCOAR
No
I love my parnets
It felt like the CEO was doing a classic scam using bungie where he oversells then intententionally undercuts it so he can make off with what he got.
more excited about the Batman Beyond suit
Why is he black
Because he is from beyond
Dude the day it was first spoken about on the internet, like when first news of negotiations came up, and I heard the buyout will be in the BILLIONS
It was joever 
Me, a d2 fan, I would NOT pay billions for bungie
I would not pay millions either
If I hadn't already had the grieving process for destiny id be fucking distraught this week
still cant believe they scrapped this project
Some one I used to know would literally sell her soul for Bungie
50 Mil max maybe, and none goes to pete's garage 
Something like 10k hours
Yeah I'd been distancing myself for a year so I'm relatively okay. But man some people are wrecks right now...
I wonder what they're doing now
I think they opened up a restaurant?
@quiet abyss
Ok so the trick here is to never use vigilant autogun
Thats first step
i got
ALSO HOLY SHIT
it was the first on e i bought
Thats near perfect
You want 60% mobility on most weapons
So thats great
Use that until you unlock the other version of it, the XII or smth
I dont remember
I just know its better to use
You unlock bolt pistol?
i got 9500 ordo
think so
u vill hunt ze 94 sham und u vill be appy
the thing is its not even about the games
You can use the revolver, the bolt pistol, or the laspistol for good results, laspistol is kinda mid
That will work until you get more money to try again
yea ik what the hunt is
sure helping the charity is ok n allat
but why the fuck you spamming it on all game news hubs
don't own all the games 
ye i dont have bl4 and bl1
If you inspect melee weapons you can see their attack patterns
but i assume they sent it there too
my sister visited us for "Eid al-adha"
aka 9 days vacation
for all workers
anyways
her daughter is really conscious
I GOT MEASTRY LEVEL 7 FOR THE standard lasgun
and for the shovel
talks normally / knows what stuff is
and she is just 3.5 years old
and this made me think
give her a gun
Good work, maybe we all play game together, i will be on soon
About 3.5-4
brother i can barely remember fragments of my youth, how would i know?
i dont remember my age but probably around those ages as well
my first memory is being on a beach near an ocean filled with jellyfish
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY RUBBERBY BODY
oddly enough i dont remember getting shocked or zapped
while holding jellyfishes
i just fucking threw one into the sand
like throwing rock
because jellyfish don't shock and zap 
some do
Hungry shark world came out with an orca that year.
no im pretty sure they dont
they just sting
which can feel like getting shocked
maybe it was a small one
bro speaking fremen
Small eid.
and they only sting with some tentacles
so you can hold them safely
unless you touch one of those
then you die horribly
(or be fine)
@proven tundra 
Nice, do the colored ring imply different charges?
i forgot mandolorian use to b e a good show
It's a mechanical and chemical reaction.
When something touches them, the cells fire coiled barbed threads that either puncture or wrap around the skin and inject venom.
For different matches, mhm.
why is bro speaking hutteese
posting what
Twitler
honestly
one of the few things you SHOULDNT do as a grown ass man
is ask for directions
i keep remembering a moment when i was 4 years old
i really wanted a slice of pizza
i think that's the oldest memory i have

sure don't look like twitter to me
dont care
Rain are you related to ivan
mine was when I was 3 playing in the backyard and nearly sliced my leg open on a piece of glass
my beloved

in the age of smartphones with gps tracking and google maps
Facts
Interesting.
you can just say im retarded
Been a hot day today
I was trying to sugar coat it babydoll
also yeah this IS twitter

watching this ignoring that i get 50% off anyway
like real hard
We need to kill rain
we didnt need to know youre hard
bro
read that so wrong
I joke with u rain but I dont have hateful feelings towards you
calm the fuck down you fucking retard
i know you dont
lmao
i have a talent
azu u want to make out with me shutup
What
ill leak the dms
it is if you're delusional

(we havent spoke in dms in like 8 month)
Or a CEO
Wait I just repeated what you said
Your fault Lowkey
Fumbled the bag

what
nah it just looks awful
pot calles the raven fat or what ever the saying is
Bro why it look like you're a Facebook mom
its the old facebook website
so does the new one
explode*
@tiny notch rain do I get pirates of the caribbean on 4k blueray
damn right
Ivan is like a seed vault but for blueray rips
though idk how it will work considering I'm at work
maybe I can put the adress of a DPD office
and they'll deliver there
When we all die his collection will be put in a museum 3000 years later
you'll find some dead movies that have been lost to time
Wtf
the timer
on my phone
gets put on the home page
as a widget
Something something lost media
yoooooooo
man
the french one?
Twisted metal
did I tell you jellyfin doesn't wanna launch the media player app so I have to use the retarded browser version because cachyOS update broke it 
@tiny notch
cachy l
I sometimes wonder if there's ever a moment when Marilyn is too lazy to do his entire makeup to go outside and just... goes outside without makeup and no one recognizes him
before i was born
I've not grown up at ALL
collecting cds and dvds and shit
old games
watching tom and jerry
absolute peak
larping smh
ivan larps being a larper
Larp larp larp sahur
kys
larp larp larp ivan
All top 20 spots went to Borka.
chad omnis

wonder what these friendly dms are
isn't it funny how calling someone a slur is somehow more offensive than telling them to sudoku
something like this
I said it mostly as a joke
but
alright
fucking hater
god forbid I enjoy shit
No
GOD FORBID
most slurs are ineffective on me nowadays lazy ass bullying
Unless you're from south America
that one sitcom with looney tunes
where "patolino" (idfk the name of the black duck in english is) becomes an marine
no what
Patolino 😭
Who the fuck is patolino.
daffy
Daffy was a hater
I know 2005 wasn't when looney tunes was at its peak
i'm well fucking aware
what I meant is I live like when I was a child , watching tom and jerry on Boomerang TV when we got cable
and the thing with dvds is I used to have way more back in the day but scratched or lost a lot of them
@copper vapor
no need to be rude mbo
Larp larp larp
we got silly localized names for most cartoon and movie stuff
But why patolino
also another funny part is we sometimes change character names when they sound similar to sus words
like Kagome from Inuyasha is just Agome
What kind of name do you have for this dude?
Aku from Samurai Jack is Abu
uncle scrooge? tio patinhas
ABU😭
Abu garcia.
fun times
the twins
because "ku" = cu = ass
and we don't want kids saying cu
Nerd
and we also changed Dewey to our regional equivalent of "Joey"
How do you tell someone you hate them when you don't actually hate them
like this
third time on this one
What's with the chromatic aberration on darktide. Jesus.
More chromatic aberration than a Japanese illustrator on pixiv
yeah they're definitely difficult, which is helped with the crates full of plasteel and diamantine beforehand
@oblique belfry
hm ?
senhor patinhas if i am not rong
4th time soon enough
When terraria boardgame playthrough?
Bussi
I'm more weary of the brother with the plasma weapon

phew at least it wasn't some goon pic this time
gonna go watch scott pilgrim vs the world
!???
they're making an animated film of it using the same cast as the live action film for the voices
"She was 17 Scott"🗣️
u want one?
zamn
yeah wtf azu
Pierce the veils worst song by far
let me celebrate a rare occurence in peace
5th times the charm
Sorry that would be disrespectful to lymming
My bad
it just sounds like the radio head version
you could play both of them and i wouldnt tell them apart
Trash vs trash
radio heads kinda overhyped outside of usage in tv shows and movies
Pierce the veil honestly has like 3 songs
And once youve heard 3 songs you've heard em all
king for a day
bulls in the bronx
and whats your third
Pass the nirvana
id say hell above]
collides my favourite album
I can tell
💀
you almost have the relic blade unlocked, no?
@snow tree https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYrKA6oIMiG/?igsh=MXhkeXZlazR2eWZtbg== ay yo do a flip!
like 100exp off
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patrick 
I wish under night in birth was actually a good game
Close enough welcome back trackmania glitches
what are the chances a game with that name could be good
HUUUH

nah id win
@covert shard you
i mean you have the ability to be revived
also youre shaping up to suit martyrdom
the talent
so real
ok
im in a mission
like just all die
yeah thats what i mean

i wait
40k lore videos, invite/join whenever
tes
death
i am here
gimme your fatfish friend code
escape > social > E
genuinely forgot we used to do this as kids
i forgot this clip

i dont even know if im muted
if im not my teams been getting me singing emo and gothic songs
6725461640
yikes
i am a tad bit dumb
we can tell dw
thank you
np bbg
sent
ehhh
"generic Gamertag?"
thats possibly the worst stat it could have dropped

one of you can pick the missions, i vote rain to pick
im good for anything really
pls say you cant hear me singing
perchance
i dont hear shit
maybe it is rain? idfk
i didnt know if i was muted
dw ill send you a sample
how do i open in game chat?
press alt + f4
spacemarine vs guardsman
bald men
average cockney resident vs average birmingham resident

most likely
bottomside vs topsider
who is which?
fuckin trappers
Who tf is singing
me
Top banger osts
red dead 2
need for speed underground 1 /2 and mostwanted
risk of rain
blasphemous
the original blade runner
pirates of the fucking caribbean
and last but not least
DooM
can't find it on youtube no mo
i wonder why













