╟❓general-offtopic

[cerulean jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbvp3kuU2ak his channel started with this

[rocky turtle]

guess its time to try tech marine

[quiet abyss]

these

[verbal gate]

bought an FM Aerial, looked up poses for it, most photos are clearly made by robot fuckers

smh

[quiet abyss]

@tiny notch

[covert shard]

Skiitari tomorrow?

[tiny notch]

ping

[quiet abyss]

those are the best 3 for most zealots

ping

indeed

[tiny notch]

okai

i dont have those

[quiet abyss]

you will tho

[tiny notch]

worst faction

play black templar

[rocky turtle]

im not playing darktide fk off

[tiny notch]

or dark angels

[copper vapor]

and he hasn't been sued by Nintendo or Sony?

impressive

[quiet abyss]

neat thing for the hammer, just spam heavy attacks on hordes

theyre sweeps

[covert shard]

Bet

[rocky turtle]

no

[tiny notch]

yes

[covert shard]

Isn't the iron hands one of the heretical chapters?

[rocky turtle]

❌

[cerulean jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lpTfVxwwSU he made peak before

[covert shard]

Perturabo were their primarch, right?

[rocky turtle]

its iron warriors

[covert shard]

Ah

[copper vapor]

if you're doing this and neither company sues you, you've officially won

[rocky turtle]

iron hands primarch was ferrus manus

[copper vapor]

this guy is the main character

[copper vapor]

ah yes
the primarch of the iron hands
iron hand

[covert shard]

And perturabo was the primarch of the iron warriors

[rocky turtle]

without head

[rocky turtle]

nah he still primarch

ferrus manus is fucking dead lmao

[tiny notch]

highest poly game

[covert shard]

@quiet abyss is the chain sword good for guardsmen class in the "Skiitari tomorrow simulator"?

[covert shard]

I see.

Post or prior to the heresy?

[arctic flicker]

servo-gun engaged

[raven geyser]

High poly is a psyop by big studios to make you buy more ram

[rocky turtle]

Fulgrim removed his head in times of heresy

[pliant chasm]

✍️ 🔥

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

Ah. During

[rocky turtle]

just like in mewgenics

[arctic flicker]

I like the Iron Hands cosmetics, but I ain't shilling 10$ to look dapper af

[rocky turtle]

i got it from uuugh battle pass i bought with game

[halcyon fossil]

yooo my mom got me a new water bottle for my birthday

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

Wahuh boheh

[quiet abyss]

its decent

depends on mark

one of them is good, but needs to rely on push attacks for armored enemies

the other is just eh

[tiny notch]

neighbours smoking something

i can smeell it

[halcyon fossil]

i already like this bottle more than the stainless steel brick of a tumbler i've been using for the past few years

[arctic flicker]

average zealot gameplay

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/manscape-fixing-testosterone-cQtlhD48EG0SY

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS701bMxmSI i wanted to post this during the cod convo

[static axle]

He getting technical with it

[tiny notch]

smash

[cerulean jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irHI_2WdQXc he makes peak sometimes

[quiet abyss]

true

[static axle]

Why didnt you

[upbeat verge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-CY7339MgiK0KbIk8Do

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

life when u realise furry women are hot as fuck

[tiny notch]

ivan dont act like you wouldnt

it has two legs, thats one more than you require

[upbeat verge]

I never said that

[upbeat verge]

.

[quiet abyss]

some, theres bad apples in every barrel

[tiny notch]

that goes for every barrel

[sour rivet]

fogor

[tiny notch]

im gonna go get a drink

[upbeat verge]

u know what they say

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

thats... kinda why i said every barrel

[upbeat verge]

there's passengers for each train

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

except the freight one

[covert shard]

"if she breathes, she is a thot"?

Oh not that it seems

[upbeat verge]

not that

[covert shard]

Yes

[halcyon fossil]

big feet = big shoes?

[tiny notch]

nosey fucks keep staring through my window keep hitting them with the

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[upbeat verge]

show the cat btw

[tiny notch]

ivan wantgs to see my pussy

[upbeat verge]

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[halcyon fossil]

whoa there

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-toad-panic-toad-rage-panic-rage-gif-5308125717647168980

PAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[tiny notch]

[quiet abyss]

maam this is a wendys

[tiny notch]

i got no pajanma pants for tonight

rip

[copper vapor]

literally, right.

cause the furry suits are hot

[tiny notch]

[copper vapor]

[near sage]

https://x.com/XBOX/status/2057855279287476620?s=20

XBOX (@XBOX)

November 19th

Wishlist Now: https://t.co/O1RVROCl2Z

X · May 22, 2026, 4:05 PM

[clever relic]

https://tenor.com/view/who-you-talking-to-gif-3108649097697188375

[arctic flicker]

Inb4 another delay

[tiny notch]

L game

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-94jgl4Nug

[halcyon fossil]

please delay again

[runic condor]

at this point i don't even give a fuck anymore

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

why buy gta6 when killer bean is right around the corner

[near sage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/theinfamousloki-rage-bait-or-low-iq-call-it-MIfl8g7R9kf7rrNsnH

[copper vapor]

I can't buy GTA 6 because I'm saving up money for DOW4

[sour rivet]

i cant buy it because its not on pc

[tiny notch]

i dont give a shit for GTA

[copper vapor]

[halcyon fossil]

i can't buy it cause it's trash

[covert shard]

Uhhh... F4-phamtom without the guns

[near sage]

right "I"

as in "you"

as in

right

[sour rivet]

and im also broke at the current moment but thats irrelevant

[tiny notch]

i am right

correct

GTA is the most over hyped franchies

[near sage]

anyways

[runic condor]

hell ye

[rocky turtle]

🤝

[near sage]

lol imagine

[covert shard]

Sure thing funny British woman

I forgot the Game there

[upbeat verge]

📸

[copper vapor]

I gotta do some math
I think if I preorder DOW4 now I'll have the money back by the time it's out

[covert shard]

Funny gae British woman

[covert shard]

Little to NO ventilation

Essentially a rice cooker

[copper vapor]

cooker? but I hardly know 'er

[halcyon fossil]

get you a fursuit with an aio cooler

[near sage]

theyll crucify this guy for saying this

[upbeat verge]

fursuit with a built in propane AC

[halcyon fossil]

good. rockstar go bankrupt

[copper vapor]

definitely will happen to the devs if another delay is announced

remember cdpr getting death threats for cyberpunk

[sour rivet]

rockstar is funded by take 2 i dont think they will go bankrupt anytime soon

[near sage]

its insane how the original date was may of 2025

we woudlve been had it for over a year now

[halcyon fossil]

one can only hope

[covert shard]

And drown in radiator fluid?

[covert shard]

slaps knees

Walks away

[rocky turtle]

new mission

[pallid sapphire]

https://x.com/DoesItPlay1/status/2057813687197471014

Does it play? (@DoesItPlay1)

Cancel your pre-orders! Gothic Remake is unplayable offline. THQ is withholding this info from customers! No proper marking on the package. No notice on the store page.

This was discovered through a copy of the game that was sent early by the official THQ Store.

X · May 22, 2026, 1:19 PM

[pallid sapphire]

Cant play offline game offline

lol

[rocky turtle]

play original

[near sage]

guilty gear the only thing going downhill

[covert shard]

Must have a connection to play offline game

[near sage]

https://tenor.com/view/swift-movements-gif-23062925

[halcyon fossil]

i've been kinda wanting to watch supernatural again

[tiny notch]

i wanna play gothic

[covert shard]

Attacking where it hurts eh?

[halcyon fossil]

alright john gta

[copper vapor]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

[near sage]

whats soldier boy doing here

[pallid sapphire]

i have a friend that wont buy Alien Fireteam 2 if you cant play it Offline without Bots

[near sage]

yes i know this is before that role

[covert shard]

Gog and there is a new gothic inspired game out there

[tiny notch]

buy me it

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

by far the most annoying "signalis enjoyer" ive met

[near sage]

who is this

[copper vapor]

without bots?
dang lmao

[near sage]

https://tenor.com/view/taser-cat-cat-meme-cats-kitty-gif-5097067072074960556

[covert shard]

Fym "buy me it"

You think I use twitter to know "Mommy wants the new dune game"

[pliant chasm]

you mean all of them

[halcyon fossil]

it's always the ones that openly tout their love for signalis

[pallid sapphire]

he wants a full on 4 player experience alone

[covert shard]

You think I am made of money?

[sour rivet]

no because 2 of my friends are cool

[covert shard]

To be fair though...

[tiny notch]

mommy wants the old gothic game

[pliant chasm]

biased and fake

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

Brazil does own the British. Around 200k pounds at the time

[sour rivet]

ok poop role

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-bubbles-homelander-blowing-bubbles-gif-11894150303476827467

[near sage]

hello 2nd misinformation role how many new players did you lie to for it

[pliant chasm]

got him so good he brought out the role card

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-nuh-uh-homelander-gen-v-the-boys-gif-5949428463441363002

[covert shard]

At least 1

[sour rivet]

alright let me try again
ok anime cat pfp

[copper vapor]

I blame L4D mods letting you remove the bots

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-chris-redfield-banana-resident-evil-resident-evil-village-gif-24141491

[covert shard]

Isn't that like: 20 quid for you?

[sour rivet]

MY NANA

GIVE IT BACK YOU BOULDER PUNCHING ASS

[near sage]

its fine not everyone can be as great as me one day youll learn

[tiny notch]

i aint got money

[covert shard]

CHRIS RED FIELD GRABBING THE BANANA WITH A UNDERGARMENTS?

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

mbo we got another main character syndrome

[covert shard]

PREPOSTEROUS!

[near sage]

https://tenor.com/view/tiphereth-b-netzach-tiphereth-tiphereth-a-lobotomy-gif-2844096617355445700

[halcyon fossil]

this is the greatest mod

[near sage]

is this the other side of re modding

[covert shard]

You could do a side hussle

[copper vapor]

we should brainfart exile them

[tiny notch]

ur mom gets it for free so dont offer her

[near sage]

extremely dif to understand i get it

[covert shard]

Sell sea shells near the shore

Or something

[near sage]

sea

[rocky turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1482474809723195523/22acffc668489ede14512d39c5a30a2b.gif

[covert shard]

She gets... Gothic for free?

[tiny notch]

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle RAAAH

[pliant chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KigVdcSr8s4

[rocky turtle]

[near sage]

unfortunately a gif reaction but good try

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-there-lobotomy-corporation-eyes-lob-corp-project-moon-mimicry-gif-17129130750775671218

[pallid sapphire]

fucking game journo gameplay.i despise how this guy plays the game

[near sage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eyes-bird-emoji-A1zLgPkRuVxI2lruix

[covert shard]

Go ask her a copy then

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

Fuckin' hell

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KigVdcSr8s4&themeRefresh=1

[pallid sapphire]

USE YOUR DAMN IRONSIGHTS

[halcyon fossil]

offtopic reject role couldn't come sooner

[waxen zodiac]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lzlIVFNsdTA average DayZ meet

[tiny notch]

GOTHICS £16???

[sour rivet]

killing youyou

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

i was busy trying to find the video

[pliant chasm]

i was gonna say why am i getting recycled

[covert shard]

A WHOLE 16 QUID FOR GHOTIC...

[tiny notch]

i got 41p

[pallid sapphire]

yeah after that Lyming alt that wants to study my brain

[quiet abyss]

dayz posting

[sour rivet]

i was trying to find the mp4 in my archive first

[quiet abyss]

neat

[covert shard]

41 pounds

[quiet abyss]

wut

[tiny notch]

pence

[quiet abyss]

oh

pence???

broke

[covert shard]

Or is it rocks?

[tiny notch]

ye

[quiet abyss]

[pliant chasm]

MILLIONAIRE RICH

[quiet abyss]

same boat

[pliant chasm]

DISSA MONEY

[covert shard]

Yikes, broke ass funny gae British money

[copper vapor]

I may be trigger happy but I don't miss

[tiny notch]

im unemployed and cause im moving soon theres no point in getting a job

[rocky turtle]

@uneven sapphire wait did you refund stoneshard?

[uneven sapphire]

no?

[covert shard]

How... Soon are you moving?

[quiet abyss]

this will drastically affect darktiding season

[tiny notch]

2-3 month

[quiet abyss]

the moving i mean

[covert shard]

You can have a a job.

[rocky turtle]

oh its because i didnt see what games u got

[covert shard]

Go McDonald's or something

[copper vapor]

enough time to get a temp job

[tiny notch]

this guy thinks i can get hired in 3 month

[pliant chasm]

live on bread and milk

maybe an egg every 2 days

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-nuh-uh-homelander-gen-v-the-boys-gif-5949428463441363002

[tiny notch]

theres NO jobs within 100km of me rn

[quiet abyss]

you like my sword?

[tiny notch]

not any i can do anyway

[quiet abyss]

[pliant chasm]

loser

[near sage]

does bro live on an island

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tobuscus-diamond-sword-minecraft-do-you-like-my-sword-sword-sword-gif-3952061816636752734

yes

[pliant chasm]

yea

[tiny notch]

[quiet abyss]

NOT THIS

RAHH

ah well

[pliant chasm]

peak

[copper vapor]

you sure you're not being too selective

[pallid sapphire]

Holy vagina monster

[tiny notch]

do you like my slur slur my homophobic slur slur

[tiny notch]

im looking anything part time

its all ghost jobs

not real

[near sage]

sotf mutant moment

[copper vapor]

inb4 pyrson says "would"

[pliant chasm]

the forest vagina enemy

[tiny notch]

perchance

[uneven sapphire]

hear me out

[quiet abyss]

this is the sword i was using

just now

so pretty

[pliant chasm]

where is the chainsaw

[quiet abyss]

custom handle

[rocky turtle]

i started as that guy because two handed maces and geomancy

[quiet abyss]

hold on

here you go

[pallid sapphire]

i cant wait to level all classes to make a super cool Specialist

[pliant chasm]

good

[quiet abyss]

thunder hammer head

too bad people cant see the skins im using

because its a mod

but whatever, im ok with it because i see it

[arctic flicker]

inb4 you get a malware from one of them and its conveniently named bunny as well

[copper vapor]

bunnyware

[near sage]

bunnware? no you cant wear bunny

https://giphy.com/gifs/tophatguy0416-0416-tophatguy-sotAf4lTubz2dfTvU8

[pliant chasm]

there was a free game yesterday with gamesforfarm in the title

[marble plume]

this one looks cold asf I can’t lie

[rocky turtle]

@uneven sapphire mushrooms

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/NOxgnPbQ0yI?si=GYaSH7QtiEEYAzEW

hmm yes yes

[halcyon fossil]

yooo joshimuz posting

[covert shard]

Bunny ears

[halcyon fossil]

love gta speedrunning

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eduoiHfuW4

I'm really enjoying this guy's channel

[covert shard]

Wrap a pom pom in waist height with a cord or something

[copper vapor]

keyboard warrior, too

[covert shard]

Bunnware

[rocky turtle]

@uneven sapphire

[arctic flicker]

medieval medicine

[rocky turtle]

[arctic flicker]

do you get called a witch too when you mix herbs together

[rocky turtle]

im playing as paladin so no

[covert shard]

"that woman is mixing herbs, she must be a witch!"

"He is a paladin for fuck's sake."

"He is must be making concoctions of the lord then!"

[tiny notch]

alr ima come off for a bit

[quiet abyss]

alright

[last fern]

!

[rocky turtle]

got funny passive too

[quiet abyss]

was good to help you start your journey rain, despite me probably ruining it

[zealous depot]

[tiny notch]

[quiet abyss]

because i just keep killing enemies

[uneven sapphire]

yum

[tiny notch]

that was quick

[static axle]

A red headed flying asshole

[quiet abyss]

i mean when i used to play with trianqren i hated how many kills he stole

so idk if thats the same for you

[zealous depot]

Yes, yes RAIN, I have been freed

[quiet abyss]

id be fighting enemies, and he would just murder them

[quiet abyss]

nuh uh

sunday you dont work, right?

[zealous depot]

maybe

[tiny notch]

i just walk around swinging my axe

guns are for pussies

[quiet abyss]

explains why youre missing hp 90% of the time

you dont dodge much do you

[tiny notch]

id tank it

and i do

most the time

[quiet abyss]

yeah so thats uprising

once we go up

[near sage]

his greed

[quiet abyss]

you will be forced to engage a few mechanics

like dodging and blocking

mostly dodging

[last fern]

two blue headed flying assholes appeared, they squabbled for a second and then realized there’s plenty of seed for everybody lol

the chickadees just stood around at a safe distance and screamed of course

[quiet abyss]

watch as rain attempts to tank a crusher overhead (they cant)

[marble plume]

shit I don’t know what the meta is now, but those dodge melee builds with the pointy sword were the hype back then

[quiet abyss]

duelling sword.

yuck

fucking disgrace

[marble plume]

yea that one

nah I liked it a lot, it was really fun to use

[quiet abyss]

i think its a braindead trashcan

its a crutch for shitters

its still too OP

needs a heavy nerf

[marble plume]

alright bro

[copper vapor]

"quit having fun" statement

[proven tundra]

any volunteers for the mines

[quiet abyss]

it makes any class a frontliner basically

[proven tundra]

we need more chatters

[quiet abyss]

thats dumb

[marble plume]

just don’t use it then

[quiet abyss]

i dont, i only use it on psyker, because thats what it was made for

on psyker, it used to be exclusive

[marble plume]

I remember liking the animations especially, they’re sick

[quiet abyss]

but then they had to change it

[quiet abyss]

i mean it depends

the mark iv is lame

[halcyon fossil]

yoo i'm a doctor

[quiet abyss]

its just pokes

the other ones with the slash, is cool

[marble plume]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[quiet abyss]

the overhead slash is cool

[marble plume]

I like rapiers, poke attacks are cool

[quiet abyss]

but when its just poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke

that shit is soooo boring

[copper vapor]

skill issue on the animators

[quiet abyss]

i like complex weapons, theyre fun, i like a challenge

[marble plume]

the attack animations chain together really nicely tho

[quiet abyss]

i dont like just spamming the same shit

[copper vapor]

rapiers and spears can be so much fun

[near sage]

https://tenor.com/view/macro-whisperer-spy-uber-spy-infiltrator-gif-19710679

[quiet abyss]

not with the pokey one

[copper vapor]

if they're not just doing the same poke forever

[quiet abyss]

the second thrust kinda abruptly stops

[arctic flicker]

I volunteer

[quiet abyss]

its animation ends early

[covert shard]

Soo I can zoom past everything on darktide?

[quiet abyss]

so its jarring

[quiet abyss]

no

[proven tundra]

who would you like to be?

[quiet abyss]

they will catch up

[halcyon fossil]

just ate a 170g bag of gummy worms life is good

[covert shard]

Diarrhea for thee

[arctic flicker]

stonecutter

[quiet abyss]

if i did that, my body would reject them and make me feel like shit

[near sage]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-digital-umamusume-gif-16030536005419833951

[covert shard]

Is that fucking dwarf fortress?

[copper vapor]

no, just dwarf fortress

no fucking

[halcyon fossil]

i don't eat much candy so it's already making me feel like shit

[quiet abyss]

gimme weaponsmith

one of them

idc

[covert shard]

You know DAMN WELL what I meant

[copper vapor]

make me the stonecrafter for shits n giggles

[marble plume]

I see what you mean with spears too

[covert shard]

Make me a carpenter

[quiet abyss]

thing is, i just dont like how dominant the duelling sword is

its like the buzz lightyear meme

ok

[latent hazel]

Aren't you going to violently shit yourself

[quiet abyss]

theres like 100000 users

but no one tries anything else

[quiet abyss]

good

[covert shard]

I am gonna be maining the dying guardsmen with a lasgun and a Bowie knife

[marble plume]

I don’t really see the issue with that tho, if they’re having fun that’s chill

[quiet abyss]

i mean, id use a chainsword rather than knife

[halcyon fossil]

that's sugar free gummy candy because of xylitol

[covert shard]

I'ma die by a plasma bolt to the knoghing

[quiet abyss]

more effective with lasgun builds

[quiet abyss]

is that meant to say noggin?

like head

[covert shard]

Nuh uh, commissar gear only,

[covert shard]

Ye.

[quiet abyss]

chainswords are available to sergeants btw

not just commissars

[copper vapor]

almost perfectly accurate

[covert shard]

Oh sweet

[quiet abyss]

in the guard theyre issued them

as a sign of rank

above their common soldiers

[covert shard]

Bold to assume I live past private rank

[quiet abyss]

soldiers get either short swords or knives

depends on the regiment

cadia its a knife

[sour rivet]

@copper vapor 👀

[proven tundra]

There's children too but I didn't think anyone would want to be one

[copper vapor]

isn't that every dwarf

[quiet abyss]

make youyou a child, because yeah

[marble plume]

do you know when the remake’s coming out? that’s pretty hype

[quiet abyss]

its not chill when you can hardly kill anything with them poking the eyes out of everything

it kills MY fun

[sour rivet]

reboot* and autumn

[quiet abyss]

because everything is fucking dead

[copper vapor]

no release date yet

[quiet abyss]

its dumb

i dont like how common it is

but it has been reduced

less people use it now that it got a mild nerf

to uncanny strike

still needs a bigger one

[marble plume]

reboot mb

[marble plume]

well in that case I can understand your point

[sour rivet]

the rating thingmabop got leaked(?)

[marble plume]

but that doesn’t mean the weapon isn’t cool or that it’s not fun to use, I like it

[quiet abyss]

i mean, its a good weapon, i sometimes use it on veteran, for thematic builds, like for regiments that use it

[upbeat verge]

taking a fat shit bored
so i grabbed the shlong and started flying around like I'm in an f-16

[quiet abyss]

also duelling sword being busted is annoying because it never gets nerfed, but the chainsword (a weapon thats been C-B tier at best) is still struggling to remain VIABLE

which is sad

[sour rivet]

calling it now

[latent hazel]

Bro NO ONE will play ts

[quiet abyss]

its a cool sword

[sour rivet]

release date at the xbox showcase

[latent hazel]

Player count: 0

[sour rivet]

if im wrong

kill me

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/death-shoot-parrot-acting-playing-dead-gif-5261626

[latent hazel]

@frozen void @olive coral I genuinely wish harm upon this man

[sour rivet]

not enough

[latent hazel]

I want to do the dark sacrament from Skyrim atp

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/pheasant-pheasant-hunting-hunting-kill-birds-gif-12765034

[sour rivet]

i need my mortal form to return to atoms

[halcyon fossil]

turns you into gluons

[proven tundra]

hmm

[marble plume]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[proven tundra]

how do you make it so kids don't do hauling

[latent hazel]

Mmmmmmm glue

[proven tundra]

in dorf fortress

[latent hazel]

Are you anti child labour?

Libtard.

[proven tundra]

in dorf fortress? yes
irl? ehhhhhhh

[halcyon fossil]

make a burrow for the kids

[marble plume]

yea anything related to chainsaws is just so raw

[pallid sapphire]

Kids Gulag

Kids Gulash

[latent hazel]

Isn't that called a mass grave?

[halcyon fossil]

what is this chat member doing in offtopic

[proven tundra]

found it
Under "chores"

I just had to use my eyes

[quiet abyss]

the eviscerator is good though at least

and the chainaxe is... good but really weird

so im not a fan

issue is that the chainsword itself is just good, but not great at all

it does its job, and in the hands of a veteran, its solid into hordes and light elites

but crushers give you the gears

so its iffy

[zealous depot]

You have to find them under your character list inside labor afaik and prevent them from hauling

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[pallid sapphire]

the usual

[zealous depot]

Oh nvm rat found it

He's a good rat

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/mort-look-up-look-left-look-right-mort-cry-gif-4898016051113059401

[quiet abyss]

being flat out retarded?

[proven tundra]

nice work

[covert shard]

Your tires are flat out?

My condolences

[pallid sapphire]

Its Xal,dont put the bar so high

[quiet abyss]

im so him

lets go

[covert shard]

You you as in yo-yo?

[copper owl]

semi big iron in feed

[covert shard]

Oh yeah

Unrelated question

[quiet abyss]

no

[covert shard]

Can you choose your sidearm?

Like

[quiet abyss]

you get 2 weapons, gun and melee

pick 1

you dont get rifle + pistol + melee

[covert shard]

Police guns, no guardsmen

[quiet abyss]

its just rifle/pistol + melee

[covert shard]

Completely other autism tanger

[copper owl]

I carry a shotgun rifle and pistol baton and taser

[quiet abyss]

i mean police is arbites, the dlc

[covert shard]

Like left4dead

[quiet abyss]

they have a shotgun and a shock maul

[quiet abyss]

idk i never played

[zealous depot]

Never played left for dead

[covert shard]

I mean like, can you carry a beretta instead of your Glock?

[copper owl]

and i can carry a backup pistol if i really wanted to

[covert shard]

Sweet

[copper owl]

As long as it’s matching my coworkers ammo, and I qualify with it

I probably could

And it fits my department issued holster

[quiet abyss]

oh shit you meant a real life cop XD

[copper owl]

Or I buy it myself

[covert shard]

Exactly

[quiet abyss]

i thought we were yappin about darktide

[copper owl]

nah im just a cop who enjoys gamma and games

[covert shard]

What is the biggest pistol you can fit in the department issue holster?

[copper owl]

My Glock 17

It’s specifically designed for it

By safariland

[sour rivet]

named texas
is a cop
you are either a wretched person or one of the very very few good ones

[pallid sapphire]

or a Lyming alt-

[copper owl]

I am a very good one

[sour rivet]

lyming could never be a server booster

[copper owl]

[pallid sapphire]

true

[rocky turtle]

@uneven sapphire i won the game

[sour rivet]

drink

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

See thats why im not a Topic ASS rn

dude is nice

unlike the other that wants to probe my brain

[copper vapor]

and here we go

strike while the iron's hot, eh amazon

[uneven sapphire]

got my self a technomancer

[copper vapor]

technomancer

[covert shard]

Something like a full sized glock17

[tiny notch]

the shows 4 year old dead corpse isnt even cold

[copper owl]

Yes i carry a g17 gen 4

[rocky turtle]

technomancer? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

[pallid sapphire]

you know as a german its hard not to make a cock joke when you see the word Glock

[covert shard]

Your depart doesn't allow you to use a custom holster?

[rocky turtle]

also bonk

[copper owl]

I’d have to fund it myself

[covert shard]

Nice.

I have some Brazilian Airsoft clone of the glock 17 gen 3, fits my hand like a glove

[copper owl]

They issue me my standard duty items, however I customize it myself

[covert shard]

O- I see

[rocky turtle]

STOP RUNNING AWAY PUSSY

[uneven sapphire]

[covert shard]

You would take something like a Sig to patrol?

An older Sig I mean

Not a new p320

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

But like an p226

[copper owl]

I fired a p226 and it felt very unsafe to me

Maybe it was just that one but

If anything id like to get a Kimber 911 9mm version

[uneven sapphire]

okay thats kinda broken if someone turns up with a gun they can use it even if they dont have the tech level

[rocky turtle]

unless u unequip it

[rocky turtle]

i died

[zealous depot]

On a scale of 1 to 10

How fun is stoneshard

[rocky turtle]

you gonna suffer as much as in quasimorph

[zealous depot]

Bitch I'm in

Doesn't stoneshard have uhhh perma death

[uneven sapphire]

pretty cool

[rocky turtle]

its optional

[zealous depot]

[uneven sapphire]

This is mine

[quiet abyss]

funky thumb

[marble plume]

those are both dope

[rocky turtle]

still u can save only in towns

but u can safely quit in dungeons or somewhere else

[thick plover]

@copper vapor Locks in carry
Wins

How it feels to turn off all my neurons in brain and just right click and press Q

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[copper owl]

😎

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT-bzxEu5zg

@sour rivet

woe be merch upon ye

[sour rivet]

make her larger

[covert shard]

Nice

[uneven sapphire]

🫡

[covert shard]

We call them numbers a different name in here

"call them numbers"

Auto correct

Timbers

Kimbers

Down here

The Imbel government

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2057884785134174348

Destiny Bulletin (@DestinyBulletn)

🚨"Almost all" of Bungie didn’t know Destiny 2 was ending active development until it was announced yesterday, per @PaulTassi

https://thegamepost.com/almost-all-bungie-didnt-know-destiny-2-ending-active-development-announced/

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 22, 2026, 6:02 PM

[covert shard]

Exactly like an modernized m1911

[green granite]

Well

[green granite]

My entire city got evacuated

Due to 2 PMC companies are fighting each other

[marble plume]

damn dude stay safe

[sour rivet]

how the fuck is the marathon side of bungie the only ones that communicate

[thick plover]

[marble plume]

love the colours btw

[thick plover]

so like

Owned by Sony

[copper owl]

texas is gorgeous

[thick plover]

I wonder how

[copper owl]

especially the part i work

[thick plover]

YOU WILL END OF LIFE DESTINY 2 NOW MR DEVELOPER

yessir

goes to the guy that tweets bullshit

announce end update

yes I will

ok now we have been making update and it will be the last update because we got told so and I dont wanna lose my job

okay

[green granite]

Some dickhead in some aerospace companies spilled 34k gal of chemical

Now I cant go back to work

And I cant go to my home cuz my house is in evac area

[copper owl]

This is the local jail cat, I call him Kitler

[green granite]

And I am annoyed

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

yeah but if u die there u start from last save in tavern

or prison like me

[zealous depot]

[tiny notch]

just had some ben and jerries

[uneven sapphire]

[tiny notch]

larping today are we sir?

[uneven sapphire]

little goobers

[uneven sapphire]

is it larp if i am in the military

[tiny notch]

yes

larping military

[uneven sapphire]

then yes

[rocky turtle]

CHOCOBO @copper vapor

[uneven sapphire]

its a harpeagle

[rocky turtle]

not its smol chocobo

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-junior-sopranos-confused-uncle-june-lulu-mango-baby-gif-17048042455648730072

[uneven sapphire]

:)

[tiny notch]

noones really in the military its all just crayon eating larpers

duh

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

i think i try another character maybe ranged is gonna be better for first time

[marble plume]

yea man for real, i was in houston for about a week and it was really nice

[green granite]

Motherfucking Chocobo

[uneven sapphire]

WAIT ANIMALS HAVE TRAITS

[worn quail]

[little depot]

You got soft hands sister 👷‍♂️

[uneven sapphire]

Shes fat

[rocky turtle]

fat chocobo

[rocky turtle]

literally your pet

[uneven sapphire]

true

[opal star]

@static axle

[real aspen]

it bugs me how many mechanisms work on material deformation

and how many mechanisms absolutely hate material deformation

[tiny notch]

gods

i watched 10 hours of supernatural today

[static axle]

Didnt know they added popo cars to forza

[little depot]

🚬

[worn quail]

[static axle]

Not this challenge again

[static axle]

🔥

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/how-sad-hellstrom-inglorious-basterds-ww2-germany-ww2-gif-11252259270233086502

[static axle]

Also p320 owners hate this challenge

[opal star]

Ha.

[opal star]

Super optimized for how good it looks tbh.

[static axle]

Any editing outside fh6? Also letme guess. Polished alu with green tint?

[static axle]

It is

[thick plover]

FOOOOOOLISH SAMURAIIIII

I LACED YO SHITTTTTT

[halcyon fossil]

i can hear this image

[opal star]

No lightroom edits, though i will start experimenting soon.

[static axle]

[static axle]

Drop me tips in dms when you do

[covert shard]

Your balls must be pretty resilient to handle the weight of the deagle

They are quite heavy

[thick plover]

YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT 1 VIDEO

[copper owl]

Love the pagani

[thick plover]

FUUUUUCK YOU RPIME

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The guys just pointing a gun at his balls and it goes off and it just abruptly cuts to a song

[opal star]

Let's see if we can replicate it with the 120 pound benchrest.

[static axle]

Also i learned you can make super shiny black paint by selecting polished alu and tinting it to like 95% darkness. Feels like normal gloss or metallic black just dissapears on certain time frames

Need to test how actual color on it would look at night time

[opal star]

The new paint graphics/mechanics are really cool. You can see waterspots and whatnot now.

[static axle]

Yeah

I tried sniping a gtr '12 fe before work but i was too slow

[opal star]

Apparently the Toyota 86 is the fastest car.

[static axle]

The fe one?

[opal star]

320+ something mph.

[static axle]

Its pretty snazzy

[tiny notch]

"There is one way out" and "I am Paul Maud'dib Atredies, DUKE of Arrakis" are looping in my head 247 lately

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-tweaking-black-guy-shaking-floor-gif-17800569265142365429

[opal star]

[arctic flicker]

they murdered the bird, take their organs

[uneven sapphire]

that faction is

doomed

[rocky turtle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tiny notch]

i think pierce the veil and kellin quinn made this song

[uneven sapphire]

She will return to the great skies above

[tiny notch]

HAH LOSER

just fly

[green granite]

Shrimp fried rice?

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

stubbed toe:

[uneven sapphire]

[arctic flicker]

you're telling me a shrimp fried that rice

[green granite]

The f

How the fuck did someone posted the same pic

Of shrimp fried rice

[tiny notch]

repostslop

[pliant chasm]

ctrl v

[tiny notch]

i cant read what this says but thats some sick ass art so ima hit retweet

[green granite]

Huh

[pliant chasm]

me gusta la fuego me gustas tu

[green granite]

Why did someone draw a snake girl in this

Particular way

Huh

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

[real aspen]

what way

cup

what way

[pliant chasm]

pornographic way

what else do you think

[real aspen]

anatomically correct way

[pliant chasm]

can work for 500 years

[static axle]

How do you get it to shine like that, feels like mine dont

[tiny notch]

cups ogonin

[pliant chasm]

que voy hacer je ne sais pas

que voy hacer je ne sais plus

que voy hacer je suis perdu

[real aspen]

are you ok

[pliant chasm]

yea

[proven tundra]

oh no

17 new migrants

[upbeat verge]

500? shiii that's brand new

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

Its not like fully nude

It just

Gonna make someone like Pyrson acting unwise

[pliant chasm]

yea bro we get it

people draw porn online

[green granite]

Its not even porn

Is what I meant

[real aspen]

i dont get it

i require closer inspection

[green granite]

Wtf

[upbeat verge]

visual learner

[pallid sapphire]

aha sure

[real aspen]

reminds me

why tf are fridge door panels so fragile

[pliant chasm]

dark souils 2

real

[real aspen]

you can press your finger on em and they'll dent permanently

[arctic flicker]

someone slamming a hammer into that

[tiny notch]

i should replay DS2 but i dont own it anymore

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle got two other ones but they are generic :(

[tiny notch]

THIRTY FIVE DOLLARIE DOOS

yeesh

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1506777282033877053/photo_2026-05-01_01-59-28.gif

miyazaki would forgive you

[tiny notch]

hey bbg

can you buy me it

[tiny notch]

it was a disk copy

i lost it

[pliant chasm]

blud i have 0.36$

you already had it

it's not with malicious intent

[arctic flicker]

oh emperor, why do you give me your most ill-witted warriors

[tiny notch]

i think my cousin stole it actually

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

Top one is lightroom, have to find spots with good lighting and position your car.

[arctic flicker]

ah yes, single player EA game, completely dead

[pliant chasm]

kids will see a game with less than 20m active users and call it dead

[tiny notch]

isnt marathon at like 15k rn or smthn

[pliant chasm]

brother i used to call wow pservers with 800 players popular

[opal star]

You don't see those numbers even on console.

[pallid sapphire]

holy fucking canoly

[pliant chasm]

im exacerbating

but you get it

[copper vapor]

retardation

[pliant chasm]

people love calling shit dead

[pallid sapphire]

first time i see a DEV FROM EA responding to Steam Forums and saying they forward something and that INSTANTLY

[opal star]

15 million was the highest for playstation iirc.

[tiny notch]

[opal star]

It was either fortnite or gta. Forgot.

[pliant chasm]

rare ai w

[pallid sapphire]

Its always like this for early access titles

they peak when they come out and drop players

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

every update the count rises

[pliant chasm]

like that for most games

[pallid sapphire]

those people are retarded

HURR DURR YOUR SINGLEPLAYER GAME IS DEAD

[real aspen]

@green granite 3 grips 😭

[pliant chasm]

you can understand russian you have it good

[copper vapor]

is that for bf6

[shrewd gull]

i should download warframe again

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

yeah

[opal star]

😬

[pliant chasm]

in rife

robrox

[real aspen]

whur

do ya'll know any other games with this shit

like

??

[quiet abyss]

life, is roblox

[pliant chasm]

call me asparagus

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/life-is-roblox-roblox-gif-2494600848689777662

[halcyon fossil]

https://youtu.be/InjyoN-vxsw banger algo pull

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/call-me-asparagus-gif-12458672114279628913

[pallid sapphire]

@copper vapor the Gothic remake cant be played offline thing btw is basicly a DRM for early shipped Console versions so they cant play before release,it gets removed with a Day 1 Patch

[quiet abyss]

10 pixels

10 pixels is all i can spare to play with you

[pallid sapphire]

Crimson Desert did the same

[marble plume]

the boys if it was peak 😔

[copper vapor]

isn't that for deployed bipod firing or prone
off-hand goes to that rear rear grip

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-wesker-7-minutes-eating-fat-gif-2520199480123465425

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

You made me do this

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-17207463123958043127

[pliant chasm]

no i didn't

you just want to post it

[pallid sapphire]

Ai slop for Ai slop

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-restaurant-paris-sleeperdog-tell-them-to-bring-out-the-whole-restaurant-gif-12448696901855952759

tell them to bring out the lobstah!

[pliant chasm]

what is this ?

[quiet abyss]

youve never heard the lobster clip

its funny to me

[pliant chasm]

not a ball knower

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/khaled-dj-khaled-gatorade-golf-booyah-gif-13983736347900836996

love the long wind up to gatorade

[pliant chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T380fDufZCA

[tiny notch]

opening any game on nexus mods: porn and titties
opening morrowind: "we added new table :>"

[pliant chasm]

and perhaps what is this ?
water

[quiet abyss]

opening darktide nexus: useful UI mods

[pliant chasm]

🗣️

[orchid lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376989939840978975/1399262547974029353/ezgif-43858ea0386d54.gif

[quiet abyss]

thats it

SUNDAY BRUNCH

SUNDAY BREAKFAST

[real aspen]

normally yes
but that's a bulpup pkp
the grip in front is for firing.
the grip in the middle is the normal grip you get on a normal pkp, it can also fire, since bulpup conversion just adds a linkage.
the grip in the rear is from a stock

[real aspen]

This is normal version

there's an option to remove it and only keep the conversion grip

[green granite]

What how

[real aspen]

or add a normal stock intended for non-bulpup gun and get whatever the fuck that 3-gripped thing is

[near sage]

Is this phantom forces

[real aspen]

yah

[uneven sapphire]

@timber oxide I’m gonna restart in vanilla star sector, and do the ludic church’s bidding

[green granite]

COD i think

[pallid sapphire]

Thats gonna be fun

[green granite]

Technically not AEK919 but something similar

[real aspen]

they keep adding batshit guns

[near sage]

Sucks how 90% the mods/devs are weird

[real aspen]

who cares

[near sage]

Esp after all the evidence

[green granite]

Phantom Forces

I tried to get back to it but holy shit

I swear these kids are like couch potatoes

Cuz they do pull out some of the most sweaty shits ever

[real aspen]

but i've always been a slower paced player so im used to dealing with those types

[green granite]

Straight up schooless behavior

Got back in game to try and got myself absolutely fucked over by C7A2 main and all the shits

They made beginning guns feel so bad now

I swear M4A1 was one of the best before and now its not even close

[tiny notch]

welp thats not right

[pliant chasm]

le roblox ?
le weird devs ???

[real aspen]

m4 is the cracked one now

early guns are still some of the best ones

[near sage]

Roblox mods/devs try not to talk to underage people challenge impossible

[green granite]

M4A1 back in 2021 was like laser

Now the bloom is too much

[real aspen]

yah

well, not blood technically

[green granite]

Also idk if its me or wall penetration is weird

[real aspen]

but yah

[green granite]

I could have sworn 556 without AP can punch thin brick wall now it cant

[real aspen]

sits in a weird spot where it's barely enough to pen stuff

[halcyon fossil]

yooo i still have half a cup of coffee

[real aspen]

love me a cup

[halcyon fossil]

still just warm enough to not be disgusting

(i would still drink it if it was room temp)

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet labubu in railway

[green granite]

AMX-13