╟❓general-offtopic

[thin bobcat]

Well, just for HEINO customers but they can just ignore the command now, it at least does something I guess

All of them

[olive coral]

[thin bobcat]

HEINO specifically does things differently

[covert shard]

Nintendo will literally brick your switch 2 if you cheat on it?

[thin bobcat]

But all of the others use spoofed firmwares

Some better, some worse

[olive coral]

it will be so fucking funny if it gets bypassed in like a day

like it happened to tarkov

[forest acorn]

Unless you have an heino inserted it won't affect you even with a false positive

[thin bobcat]

They likely already are working on a patch, this really is nothing more than a pebble in the road

[olive coral]

well the vulnerability was already there

you just ignored it because they never used it until now

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

Until somebody just goes and breaches into riot and then every PC with vanguard is just fucked

[covert shard]

This chat rn

[thin bobcat]

If what I said is true, then it really only resets the controller of the HEINO

[forest acorn]

That's the case even before this change

If the sun crashed into the earth we'd all be dead, did you know that bogdan

[thin bobcat]

Which should theoretically not do anything to your system but this heavily depends, some devices do not expect that command and see it as a reason to flush themselves as well

[forest acorn]

[olive coral]

realistically, that somebody will most likely be the chinese special service

if it didnt already happen

[thin bobcat]

Which can render some hardware actually useless

[quiet yew]

You did know.
"do" in a past form ("did") already expresses past tense, so you don't need to use the past tense of the verb at the same time.

Sorry, my English major is kicking in, I'll shut up now.

[thin bobcat]

Like actually, FPGA chips are reprogrammable, some have write locks (random cards such as wifi cards), they are not saveable anymore then

[forest acorn]

I wanna see the day that happens

[copper vapor]

https://vxtwitter.com/duckpiree/status/2057617946399436833

JULES / HATTIE ⋆˚꩜｡I LOVE HUCKLEBERRY HOUND (@duckpiree)

i dont know if this counts but im still mad this isnt a real song

QRT: hy_wemmy
You will be watching a series, and they will just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 22, 2026, 12:22 AM

[olive coral]

no you wont see it

thats the thing

there is a chance that already happened

[forest acorn]

I wanna see the effects though

[covert shard]

English autism spotted

[thin bobcat]

But I do have to give it to Riot, that is actually interesting

[forest acorn]

One billion dead league player accounts

[thick plover]

They dont gotta do shit

Hey Tencent

[olive coral]

and tencent fully owns riot too

[thick plover]

heres this document saying you need to show us EVERYTHING

okay thanks

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/matias-torres-captain-torres-alicorn-ace-combat-7-this-person-is-near-your-house-gif-17624101878185565232

[thick plover]

time to just KILL EVERYONE

[thin bobcat]

I think the bypasses are cool but I also think the counter measures are cool

[thick plover]

GLORY TO XI JING

[thin bobcat]

I am honestly just interested in the tech itself

[pallid sapphire]

banned for making a KFC Kim Jong Car

[proven tundra]

Yeah the arms race itself is interesting

[thin bobcat]

Even better when you're at the pulse, I see one side arming themselves constantly

I just can't see what Riot looks like during their counter measure planning

[olive coral]

eulas and tos cant really infrenge on your rights

[covert shard]

It is very interesting

[olive coral]

and privacy laws are still part of human laws for now

[covert shard]

The space war included

[proven tundra]

How far people will go to cheat Vs how far we allow the gaming companies to intrude on our computers

[thick plover]

you know I cried and bitched about VAC doing nothing

[forest acorn]

Did tarkov ever get an anti DMA thing?

[thick plover]

but in reality VAC doing nothing is okay id rather have nothing than what riot is cooking

[thin bobcat]

That's the reason why I own several DMA Cards, it's just extremely interesting that you have a little programmable chip that scans memory

[forest acorn]

Or I guess battleye

[covert shard]

How the us- Oh. You are talking about cheaters and anti cheats...

I was about to go to a rant of the cold war...

[thin bobcat]

Yes actually, Battleye was the first to discover the Ulf Frisk base firmware master reset feature

[forest acorn]

That's neat

[olive coral]

how long did that take to fix

[thin bobcat]

About 30 minutes I would guess, just ignore the command

[thick plover]

found this one

this ones hella old as well

[proven tundra]

It can't be old
It says today at 0738

[thin bobcat]

But to be fair, fixing the issue is easy and quick, finding it however, does take a bit

[tiny notch]

gahdamn my pcs warm

[timber oxide]

oh no you have been cheating in valorant and the self-destruction sequence was already triggered

[tiny notch]

i cant play valorant

[upbeat verge]

dont update cachyOS for 1 week
check update
212 packages

alright

[cunning bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYfe9caNqfA Time to cry in a corner. @marsh cargo

12 years is a lot of time bro

[upbeat verge]

bruh

dude

istg

whatever the fk oil they coat propane hoses in

that shit is disgusting

pack of propane hoses arrives

I open em up

oil everywhere

????????????

ITS A HOSE

why does it need TO BE OILED

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle

fuck me

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan are you ok? Are you ok Ivan? Ivan are you ok,are you ok Ivan? You been hit by,you been struck by a retarded offtopicer.

[thick plover]

ivan are you ok ivan

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-chris-redfield-banana-resident-evil-resident-evil-village-gif-24141491

[rocky turtle]

yeah its unforgettable alright

[copper vapor]

apparently mechanicus 2 has performance issues

the omnissiah does not approve

[pallid sapphire]

oh the irony

[copper vapor]

but hey, turn-based game! doesn't need 60 fps, right?

[thick plover]

game 2026?

[quiet abyss]

I dont see gendered desks in english, and the gendered things are 90% of the time animal or human

[thick plover]

performance issues?

blasphemy!

[pallid sapphire]

They should make Firewarrior 2 and let it run at 13 fps

[copper vapor]

no, blasphemous runs fine

[thick plover]

[pallid sapphire]

the short men are angy cause im undermining their cities

https://tenor.com/view/sad-rat-crying-rat-profound-sadness-fototeta-gif-5681015281386477725

[thick plover]

Need me total warhammer 40k

NOW!

[pallid sapphire]

The empire doesnt want to embrace the Rat either

their total bitches about it

specialy Elzbeth

fuck you Elspeth

no significantly losses

[copper vapor]

damn

CD updated again

[thick plover]

CD?

oh crimson desert

[copper vapor]

fuck is this? Bretonnia but evil?

[copper vapor]

yup

[cunning bronze]

yeah

kliff can now use guns

[thick plover]

Thats the empire

[cunning bronze]

and raise wyverns

[copper vapor]

and raise fish in a pond

[cunning bronze]

yea

[copper vapor]

I HAVE POWERFUL FRIENDS, YOU KNOW

[oblique belfry]

miyu back at it again with fetish thumbnail

[copper vapor]

gag them with a sock

[pallid sapphire]

Empire

[copper vapor]

so... what I said, but less words

[pallid sapphire]

yes

and shes a bitch

her armory is great though

enhanced gunners and mortars and tanks

[copper vapor]

I mean yeah... one look at her face and I thought "temu maleficent"

[timber oxide]

Who

[pallid sapphire]

she has a dragon

[copper vapor]

so it IS temu maleficent!

[oblique belfry]

druttut's thumbnail maker

[timber oxide]

Whose?

[pallid sapphire]

down with the short men

[oblique belfry]

polish based guy

[copper vapor]

polish based guy, or

based polish guy?

[timber oxide]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[oblique belfry]

based polish guy

[oblique belfry]

forget it

all you need to know is this mf's thumbnail maker makes ......interesting stuff sometimes

[timber oxide]

How can I forget something I don't even know

OH IT'S LEAGUE

[oblique belfry]

sometimes cs and minecraft

and mewgenics

anyways the point is sometimes the thumbnails are normal and sometimes its barely disguised fetish

[quiet yew]

buuuuuuuuuut not all animal or human type nouns are gendered, so you really cannot know for sure, unless you have memorized them already

languages that are gendered at least don't hide the fact that they use arbitrary bullshit like this

[timber oxide]

@raven swan @marsh cargo A diktat cruise liner fleet engaged tri-tach trade convoy

[quiet yew]

then again, every single language is completely arbitrary

[covert shard]

The peasant seeing her:

[covert shard]

English major kicked in ranger.

Shoo, go do high rounder on nacht Der untoten

[quiet yew]

NO NOT GERMAN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/face-creepy-face-scary-face-face-melting-melting-face-gif-15742598

[upbeat verge]

older colleague maybe in his 50s
customer comes and asks: hello do you have X thing I can't find it (even if we have it)
colleague: ah nah we're out sorry tomorrow they bring it

@quiet yew @covert shard @frozen void @sick trail @pliant chasm

[covert shard]

How to not deal with customers:101

[covert shard]

the horse is concerned about the thing touching him

[upbeat verge]

I did the same when I worked in a call centre

u just phrase it differently

[verbal gate]

only two more months till Youjo Senki S2

can you believe it

[oblique belfry]

youtube """"shorts"""
2 days long

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bJPJSepL1ks

wtf

why is it 5 seconds here

[rocky turtle]

@little depot army of clones and rocket artillery

[upbeat verge]

can't call em that anymore
they are called "asians"

[rocky turtle]

that build is so fucking stupid

[covert shard]

Ah right

[pliant chasm]

deploy turret my beloved

[quiet abyss]

if an animal has gender, there is a gendered version of it in some way

[covert shard]

the horse is concerned after he heard that the one touching him is a "Uma the Musume" developer

[pallid sapphire]

auto resolve showed me i had no chance and my Rats be wiped .....

i got only 50 losses

[quiet abyss]

which means anything besides single cell organisms, and a few select animals

[covert shard]

Bitches as in the feminine version of dogs?

I know I phrased it very wrong

But for dogs isn't something like that?

[rocky turtle]

its rocket turret with electric rockets so its buffs itself with rockets

[upbeat verge]

scatched my itchy foot so good I almost combusted

[quiet abyss]

i mean its a profane word, but kinda yeah

i more so mean you gender the animal like he/she in its pronoun used to refer to it, and in the case of deer, you have doe and buck

[carmine laurel]

ram, ewe

[quiet abyss]

sheep have ewe and ram

[carmine laurel]

billy, ewe

[quiet abyss]

yeah

[upbeat verge]

second week at work survived
@quiet abyss

[rocky turtle]

also my druid got this skill from his father jester

[covert shard]

Soo I can call buckshot "Doe-shot". Right?

[quiet abyss]

no

[covert shard]

Why not.

[thorn crane]

would someone want to make a suggestion post in #1092834455300866068 on my behalf? i can't seem to post there and nothing in any pinned comment/announcement/rules channel says what i'd need. it's straightforward. the question the discord server asks (how many mods appear in vanilla GAMMA in mo2) only gives wrong answers. on a fresh GoG install there are 555.

[quiet abyss]

i mean technically youre meant to avoid shooting does

unless its necessary

[rocky turtle]

@pliant chasm look at my crow

[quiet abyss]

at least here in canada

youre to prioritize bucks

because unlike does, they are responsible for reproduction

[covert shard]

What is an necessary situation?

[pliant chasm]

talk in newbies until you level up

[quiet abyss]

sure the buck is too, but you can make due with less bucks, not less does

[quiet abyss]

dying of starvation, lack of any other viable targets, etc.

[thorn crane]

sure, i figured, i just thought the staff might want to know the thing barring entry to most of the server is incorrect

i mean maybe i am doing something wrong here but i tried an install on a VM to test

[covert shard]

Gog has a different install than here and also #📍577-mods-in-mo2

[thorn crane]

ahhhh

ok

[quiet abyss]

if theres zero bucks around, yet lots of does/fawns, that would suggest there is bucks, just elsewhere

so you could possibly take a doe

[thorn crane]

well in that case i assume they're aware, its such a minor issue anyways

[upbeat verge]

this sticker aged like the finest wine

[covert shard]

Soo you must be completely desesperate or either in a very specific situation to hunt does

Correct?

[quiet abyss]

basically yeah

[covert shard]

But boars are fair game, right?

[quiet abyss]

i mean, most of the time, unless you are poaching/bulk hunting does, there wont be a dip in population

[quiet abyss]

usually boars arent around up here all that much, but im pretty sure it doesnt matter

[thorn crane]

it's odd that a very official release of the game would differ that much

[quiet abyss]

not really

also #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

rules are rules

[thorn crane]

also, linus' right hand man is greg KH or andrew morton, and they both suck ass. ;-)

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@thorn crane

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[covert shard]

Gsc deal with gog to put the [REDACTED] in the reseller site.

It is just easier to update to 095 thru here.

Consider the #💽how-to-update channel

[halcyon fossil]

it just isn't updated yet man

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1173278185455108217/offtopic_whip.gif

[thorn crane]

oh that's new to me, i didn't realize the GoG version was uh

not mainline

[olive coral]

just threw a fun fact in there for no reason

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle

[covert shard]

Technically they are.

They can serve as a backup in case everything went to shit, like it did on april

[thorn crane]

how? in some other way than software

[covert shard]

But other than be an alternative way to get gamma, it doesn't go too much

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@covert shard

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[covert shard]

Fuck

[pallid sapphire]

one word

it binds you

[rocky turtle]

nice u close to next era

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/ub50JvCVPHA?si=ZoHMqKGUwpD0CSkQ

[pallid sapphire]

Amazon ad

cant listen to Ivan´s peak

[covert shard]

Neither. Essentially the same thing as the discord version

[rocky turtle]

oh fuck

[pallid sapphire]

[thorn crane]

i would have thought the GSG/GoG/gamma relationship would likely be very good. i mean GSC allowed them to ship the base code for free, and GoG has always been pretty good ethically

[covert shard]

But different installation method that makes it more... Safe to install in case moddb updates and fucks the GROK'S Automated Modular Modpack for ANOWAWY

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@thorn crane

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

can you drop that shit

go to newbies

[quiet abyss]

reddit mod tard

[pallid sapphire]

i accept that

[quiet abyss]

just spamming that shit

[covert shard]

I will consegrate you to botswania

[real aspen]

@green granite

they added women

[thorn crane]

oh, this is like a left-pad/NPM type thing

[covert shard]

You absolute dingleborb

[thorn crane]

word

[quiet abyss]

is this that fuckass blackhawk game on roblox?

[copper vapor]

I miss josta

[covert shard]

OMFG.

[pallid sapphire]

yeah instant ban

[copper vapor]

this whole conversation woulda been shut down fast

[covert shard]

YOU CAN MAKE THE GIRL FROM METAL SLUG

[quiet abyss]

bro i played that game for a little while, it was ok i guess, but then they updated it and changed literally everything, its slop now

imo

[pallid sapphire]

• told him how trash he is for not reading

[timid hollow]

Not gonna lie, just telling them to go fuck off would kill such chats way faster than this retarded command

[covert shard]

Ye

[timid hollow]

90% of people go i aint readin allat

[pallid sapphire]

im so fucked

[copper vapor]

doesn't help that there were people actively answering his questions here

[timid hollow]

That as well

[halcyon fossil]

winnable

[timid hollow]

Fuck you birb

[pallid sapphire]

nah

[covert shard]

Seek help from: @proven tundra he is the specialist in rat activities

[quiet abyss]

@tiny notch aloooo

[sour rivet]

we need a mod for offtopic
all of them just fuck off to brainfart half the time (except oflin but he has to deal with newbies)

[quiet abyss]

darktide

[pallid sapphire]

elect me

[halcyon fossil]

oh

[thorn crane]

it's less of "most people are too lazy to read" and more of "there are too many scattered words representing too little information for it to be reasonably navigable"

[timid hollow]

Elect me, i have no job

[copper vapor]

josta

[quiet abyss]

you already basically do it

[pallid sapphire]

The issue is your topic overall

[sour rivet]

no

[static axle]

Aldoo

[pallid sapphire]

not here.easy as is

[static axle]

Nobody gonna have fun

[covert shard]

what about me? would i be banned for speaking?

[copper vapor]

fine. aldo.

[halcyon fossil]

there's two other chats to talk about the game, this is specifically the offtopic channel for people to talk about other shit

[thorn crane]

puzzling for an off-topic channel, doubly so with the attitude, but y'all do y'all i guess

[static axle]

[thorn crane]

namaste

[sour rivet]

forgot he even existed tbh

[quiet abyss]

yes.

they will crucify you for offtopics sins

[pallid sapphire]

Ok greyname,you dont know anything about this channel anyway

[copper vapor]

what's puzzling about "this one channel out of a dozen is the ONLY place you can't talk about it"

[pallid sapphire]

fuck the AI support xD

[timid hollow]

What is puzzling about the offtopic of stalker server forbiding stalker

[pallid sapphire]

the text literaly STATES

EHEM

[covert shard]

maybe that gun would be best used upon yourself

[pallid sapphire]

THERES A WHOLE SERVER FOR THE TOPIC

[thorn crane]

in another life i would love to do a character study on your mind.

[pallid sapphire]

JUST DONT DO IT HERE

[sour rivet]

i go to offtopic
stalker talk
i go to stalker chat
Offtopic

[quiet abyss]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIJIs4HXgAEDtKT.webp

[pallid sapphire]

@sick trail can we newbie exile that dude ?

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cutecore-toll-gif-14989780945369042465

[copper vapor]

lmao arrogant motherfucker

[pallid sapphire]

literaly

[covert shard]

create a new role

[halcyon fossil]

i respect it

[covert shard]

"offtopic reject"

[carmine laurel]

main character energy

[quiet abyss]

its just BRIGHT GREEN to highlight how blind you are

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-tough-guy-gif-15385648026268226649

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

good god men, can't you sound anymore like a 4chan user?

but in all seriousness

[sour rivet]

rule 1 is a myth 😔

[covert shard]

you should cease the stalker topic

[timid hollow]

He doesnt hear you guys, he is on vc with his kitten

[pallid sapphire]

Josta would ban him,Aldo would Brainfart exile him,Skom ? He let this going til he thinks it aint funny anymore

[quiet abyss]

dry would... idk be a furry at him

[covert shard]

this is a everything BUT STAL-

Legally distinct 2007 chernobyk game

channel

[pallid sapphire]

Shit we need to save this for Sound

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle this is getting out of hand

[static axle]

Naah skom will kill too

[pallid sapphire]

the great Greyname Maincharacter

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

na this is 100% redditor behavior
fedora and adjusting glasses and everything

[quiet abyss]

chernobyk

[covert shard]

"hey man... it's me x"

[covert shard]

you know damn well what a typo is.

piss the fuck off, yankee

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4UW3SBQtzNB8xKWkDJcSnC?si=60490faf7a8a444f
@covert shard @copper vapor

[quiet abyss]

harry dresden has entered the chat

[upbeat verge]

[quiet abyss]

not a yank

but yeah

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349805344863424634/1493099975993987174/RDT_20260413_0706016947713317026978948.gif

[quiet abyss]

YEAHH

[covert shard]

gotta google that name

[upbeat verge]

how hard did andrew cook with that song
bro put the shotgun cocking sound right at the drop

[quiet abyss]

the gif is him

see

[upbeat verge]

what a fucking legend

[quiet abyss]

but not really

[covert shard]

OH

now i get it

[quiet abyss]

just a guy being under psychosis

[static axle]

Making popcorn for a snack to take to control room

[copper vapor]

[thorn crane]

this sort of administration policy, especially for a massive video game with massive userbase, makes sense on first blush, but what ends up happening is people just learn to suppose an incorrect or disallowed response in order to coax the actual answer they want (which they want quickly, without having to read) from the hawkish users

it ends up backfiring, i promise.

[quiet abyss]

retards gonna retard

[halcyon fossil]

dude from a book series that this guy had a mental breakdown and acted as

[sour rivet]

what the fuck are you talking about

[quiet abyss]

yknow whats great @copper vapor you got trianqren outta here, which means i can say retard here

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

alto

[copper vapor]

glad to be of service

[covert shard]

very cool mate....

but still #╟🔰☢newbies-chat for anything remotely the server name related

[halcyon fossil]

brother there's a different channel to talk about this, "i'm being silenced" ass

[sour rivet]

wait a minute

account made in april

[covert shard]

we cannot talk about the 6 lettered word here

[sour rivet]

joined like a week ago

[pallid sapphire]

Dude,your dumb,theres the whole server for it and your just an Idiot doing it in the ONE CHANNEL NOT FOR IT

[copper vapor]

oh no it's lyming

[sour rivet]

LYMING.

[rocky turtle]

OH SHIT

[pallid sapphire]

yes its Lyming

[static axle]

You absolute fucking masplybork. There aint no stalker related in this channel, other than stalcraft.

You cant read, and now you mad cause you got told no for the first time in your life

[halcyon fossil]

lyming alt

[covert shard]

otherwise wankers like @pallid sapphire and @quiet abyss will SHAT upon you

[halcyon fossil]

holy shit he got us so bad

[static axle]

Masplybork

[sour rivet]

my eldritch word being useful

[quiet abyss]

and no stalcraft here because it sucks ass

[pallid sapphire]

Fuckign saving all dat for Sound now before he gets muted or banned

[quiet abyss]

what did i do

[static axle]

I mean true that but its allowed tho

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

read the following my men

!topic

[solid sundial]

@covert shard

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[quiet abyss]

no but i will kill him

[upbeat verge]

what I need to do chat

[quiet abyss]

or whoever says shit about stalcraft

[upbeat verge]

is right as I'm heading out to work

[quiet abyss]

that shit wasted so much time

[upbeat verge]

I take a shot of jagermaister

[quiet abyss]

i played it enough to know its just grindslop

[static axle]

Just pointing out topic

[halcyon fossil]

go for it unless you're driving ig

[quiet abyss]

everything but the no stalker rule is retarded

[halcyon fossil]

whatever gets you through the day

[quiet abyss]

@tiny notch i waiting

[static axle]

Yeah, well..... I have popcorn. Do you?

[sour rivet]

i have popcorn

not cooked tho

[quiet abyss]

not my fault

[covert shard]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@covert shard

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[covert shard]

you mfer

[upbeat verge]

what will is pizza and a fat chick

[quiet abyss]

shut it retard

[tiny notch]

currently pulling an ivan sorry

[quiet abyss]

nuh uh

[covert shard]

okay, weezo

[static axle]

Smh you should pop them

[quiet abyss]

wait ivan?

huh

thats a taco thing

deserting

[sour rivet]

i ated cereal

[halcyon fossil]

yoo me too

[static axle]

He ated

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-babel-metal-gear-ghost-babel-solid-snake-sneaking-stealth-game-gif-1527971206713350534

[upbeat verge]

????

WHHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS

❓

[quiet abyss]

i ated pizza

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-9175862889036779404

[quiet abyss]

idk what theyre on about

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/50-cent-whathesaidfuckmefor-fuck50-gif-25306610

[quiet abyss]

pulling an ivan is pinging 10 people

[sour rivet]

highest ranking personel in this chat

[covert shard]

uhhhh whiskey brand?

or was it rum?

[upbeat verge]

neither

[covert shard]

what is it then?

[upbeat verge]

ya sistas ass

[halcyon fossil]

jager

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[covert shard]

don't got a sister

[upbeat verge]

good lord

[covert shard]

but if you are willing to oblige me one

[upbeat verge]

that shit

is so fucking good

[covert shard]

that looks like the healing bottle in re7

[halcyon fossil]

it'll heal something for sure

[covert shard]

the emptyness the ex gave thee?

or the need to drink like a pirate?

[rocky turtle]

FUCKING MONK CLONE FLOODED WHOLE LEVEL

[carmine laurel]

rubbing alcohol for outside wounds, drinking alcohol for inside wounds

[copper vapor]

is the grayname gone

[carmine laurel]

temporarily retreated until they find someone who they think will back them up, I'm sure

unaware of this channels singular unity in not caring about stalker

[copper vapor]

graynames ❎
greymanes ✅

[tiny notch]

gaenames❓

[covert shard]

most likely

[copper vapor]

down, girl

[covert shard]

albuin from skyrim

[tiny notch]

albuin

[covert shard]

dagoth ur

[tiny notch]

albuin online

[copper vapor]

uh oh youtube's gonna spam me with ads for that again

[covert shard]

you know exactly who i was refecering to

[static axle]

Burning alcohol to inflict burn wounds to other people

[tiny notch]

refecering

[covert shard]

refferencing

[pallid sapphire]

i spammed sound with tons of messages xD

[copper vapor]

parnets

[covert shard]

happy now? british woman

[pallid sapphire]

Lyming reoccurence

[copper vapor]

"you have the queen on your money - you're british"

[tiny notch]

you have two century old dead men

[quiet abyss]

still waiting.

[covert shard]

ma'am...

you are rich a woman and british. you'll outlive us all.- The vampire which is immortal btw

[quiet abyss]

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981728643887800320/1496373690454114364/whatwasthat.gif

[covert shard]

brazil's emperor?

[quiet abyss]

me home alone when i hear loud german speaking in the basement:

[copper vapor]

yoink

[carmine laurel]

my turn to post

[covert shard]

he effectively wen out of power in 1825

[quiet abyss]

its a naboo starfighter

[copper vapor]

so... two centuries old

[tiny notch]

leto alfredo the second yeah

[copper vapor]

but the real doesn't have an emperor's face

[quiet abyss]

so no darktide

?

[covert shard]

i think the 50 cent one has the emperor's face

[pallid sapphire]

pimped Naboo fighter

[covert shard]

or was it the 25?

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/tC2rHlrPOFP.gif

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3iC3Numiy9P3AkF7iioKmx?si=f409081815c84269

@tiny notch

[carmine laurel]

Mbo

[covert shard]

two century and one dead men emperor.

please, correct yourself in the future,

coder, british woman

[covert shard]

looks like a bullet hell shooter

[tiny notch]

@quiet abyss hey hoe im online now

[quiet abyss]

yay

[upbeat verge]

british gae woman*

[quiet abyss]

gimme fatshark friend code

[upbeat verge]

correct yourself in the future

[quiet abyss]

esc > social > E

[tiny notch]

my sharks very thin

[quiet abyss]

sadge

give it food

[covert shard]

ah sorry then

[covert shard]

british gae woman which is a coder

[quiet abyss]

80% right

[covert shard]

sorry

[quiet abyss]

good work

[tiny notch]

7738738782

[covert shard]

i was a fool to partake in misidentifying your species

[quiet abyss]

sent

[tiny notch]

genericgamertag

[quiet abyss]

"Feral Emo Cat Girl" what a name

[static axle]

Love the logic they have.

Gets told no, not here.
"How dare you say im wrong? You elitist gatekeeping pigs!"
No this just isnt a place for redacted
"Fuck you! Im right your wrong!"

[quiet abyss]

yes

[tiny notch]

1whats dark rites ad why is rising rapidly

[quiet abyss]

its an event

[covert shard]

ah

[quiet abyss]

when bar fills you get premium currency

5 aquilas

then more aquilas

[copper vapor]

"I'd love to do a case study on your mind"
"this admin policy just makes people hate you"

[quiet abyss]

theres 7 levels

each giving moar

[tiny notch]

pimp the profile

[covert shard]

let me see if darktide is at a discount....

[static axle]

That guy has illegal stuff on his hdd, i just know it

[covert shard]

WARHAMMER DISCOUNT EVENT

HM,MMMM

[copper vapor]

I thought rain was an aussie

[quiet abyss]

imma be using game text chat

btw

[static axle]

Anyways imma nom some popcorn. Cya later alligater

[tiny notch]

one sec

[copper vapor]

yea
warhammer 3 is pretty damn cheap

[tiny notch]

it auto defaults mics

[copper vapor]

but then there's all the dlc...

[tiny notch]

so it fucked my headphones

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/album/2JSQcvezbKguh7AVhvwLwu?si=hLUKDP4HR-OwLyCnqjczqA

overkill are so fucking good man

[tiny notch]

because it detected my mic i cant hear shit

i love these headphones

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

holy shit

[quiet abyss]

its alright, i have to brb anyways

[covert shard]

@quiet abyss want my steam id?

bout to buy le warhammer funny gaem

[uneven sapphire]

i love tents

[tiny notch]

gods i need to get this workin

[quiet abyss]

Can you even run it??

[covert shard]

let me check

[quiet abyss]

It runs like ass tbh

On low end systems

Or mid range

[covert shard]

yes

i can

mine is "mid range"

[copper vapor]

define mid range

my old pc struggled pretty bad on it

vermintide 2 ran like a dream, dorktide was ass

[covert shard]

ryzen 5 4600g

rx 5500xt

16gb of ram

and a ssd and a nvme

[tiny notch]

and myheadphones crapped out

[pallid sapphire]

ha fuck you Temu Witch

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6WY5CCfHxr5qzitD6PpRqN?si=e8f197e918a4427a
COME ON DOWN TO THE FIRE cmoooooon
CMON DOWN TO THE FLAME cmoooon
LEAVE YO PROBLEMS BEHIND YA cmooooon
@tiny notch @covert shard @copper vapor @static axle

[quiet abyss]

optimization is a bitch

yeah

[tiny notch]

ok i fixed it

[quiet abyss]

vt2 is done

[quiet abyss]

left you an ingame text chat

[tiny notch]

yep

i am muted right

[quiet abyss]

true!

[covert shard]

fuckin' hell

[tiny notch]

also public or priv

[verbal gate]

what about rubbing alcohol for the insides

[quiet abyss]

pub is ok

[covert shard]

i should be fine

[copper vapor]

hm your cpu is way better than my old pc's cpu, but the gpu is a tiny bit inferior (using passmark benchmark values)

[covert shard]

my hardaware is "mid"

[quiet abyss]

also i recommend the relic blade once youre high enough level

level 18 iirc

SO fun

mark ii relic is my favorite

also any questions, do ask ingame

[covert shard]

mine has integrated graphics soo it might be a tad bit worse than a 4500 of the same family or something

[quiet abyss]

i will answer

[quiet abyss]

oh jesus

[verbal gate]

fucked up in the crib drinking offbrand Jagermeister

[covert shard]

is the guardsmen class worth for new players?

[quiet abyss]

yes

[copper vapor]

nah it scores almost twice as much as my cpu on the benchmark lol

[rocky turtle]

she is only 1 survivor

[copper vapor]

now I just don't know if darktide's more cpu bound than gpu

[covert shard]

THE CPU.

I AM NOT RUNNING THE 5 LETTERED GAME ON A INTEGRATED GRAPHICS

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

so idk if you'll have much better performance than I did

[quiet abyss]

level 99

[covert shard]

bout to name myself: "cannon, the fodder"

[covert shard]

let me see benchmark things

[tiny notch]

woke hamer

[covert shard]

omg cahos!

[covert shard]

oi! funny gae british woman

would you be willing to play warhammer with me?

[quiet abyss]

im so out of place here

[covert shard]

you too

[tiny notch]

spot the max level

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-gif-5996754264955930787

https://open.spotify.com/track/35gFlKdC4Pmo88Go1cVrae?si=afdd6abee6ae496e

Fuck i need to rewatch pirates of the caribbean man

[snow tree]

The dog

[noble basin]

@upbeat verge https://open.spotify.com/track/1ybhXkz4S8k9fdBZNBan7L?si=HKV36SFESnSV5xRqNWVOKw

[upbeat verge]

2005 skater kid punk music ahh

it's good tho

[noble basin]

Fr no cap type shit ahh

[covert shard]

@tiny notch @quiet abyss @copper vapor Skiitari tomorrow

[tiny notch]

dark souls 4 tomorrow

[covert shard]

There should be more Warhammer games that allows you to control the other factions

Eldar, SKITAR- neckron

Orks

[noble basin]

@upbeat verge https://open.spotify.com/track/0uKrhHBDUQ4w5fv4qwOubP?si=P16_xyZNSCqaMjqmZIpQ9A

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/6IKk2Z7LO59UDnVEw8JCBj?si=e4ec7090a4f54298

[upbeat verge]

I thought its the prodigy song lmao

[noble basin]

Idk what that is but its good

[timid hollow]

prodigy

[upbeat verge]

what a fucking nightmare

[timid hollow]

years since i heard that name

[upbeat verge]

fist this guy immediately

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4k1ELeJKT1ISyDv8JivPpB?si=3XrI4n4EQMSJQePhY8cFtg
@noble basin

ya fucking muppet

[timid hollow]

remember them from nfs

[tiny notch]

level sextrillion complaining about level 1 mission smh smh

[upbeat verge]

rain shut it

[tiny notch]

old shows using low fps for cinematic effect is so funny

[quiet abyss]

technically true

btw

[upbeat verge]

I remember them from nowhere , my dad told me about em

what a G

[tiny notch]

i got summoned to some thing

[quiet abyss]

yeah, malice is more fun than uprising, also dodge more, i noticed you got hit a lot

didnt get downed tho

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-i'd-win-gif-7220010602787901432

[timid hollow]

he talked about them as well

[upbeat verge]

I will summon you to birmingham

[timid hollow]

but mostly about faithless

[upbeat verge]

[noble basin]

Dad rock is goated

[upbeat verge]

mine put me on some absolute peak

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/5MOYmDjWRFxASB7gv3krdH?si=3a9f087c93944031

also a lot of hammerfall and metallica

[upbeat verge]

wasp , kiss , dio , anthrax , sepultura , cannibal corpse and slayer

[tiny notch]

ok so how do i get weapons

i got some AR but cant equip it so i dont think its an item

[quiet abyss]

you might have unlocked it for purchase

so you go to armory exchange

follow

or you found it

XD

it gives you a marker iirc anyways

[upbeat verge]

what teh fuck

are you two apes playing

[quiet abyss]

darktide

[noble basin]

Darktide

[quiet abyss]

im the nerd with 755 hours, they have less than 1

so yeah

[upbeat verge]

"they"

[quiet abyss]

yes, thats my go-to word

cant get shit wrong that way

at least not too wrong

[upbeat verge]

I call her a retard

pussy

[quiet abyss]

shetard if you will

does that make me a hetard

hold on

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-jesse-walter-white-gif-25245234

[quiet abyss]

this is a stupid bit

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/horangipower-cat-sleeping-sleeping-cat-talking-to-cat-ranting-gif-4642523517141133295

[quiet abyss]

you need to replace that axe asap lmao

but theres not many good options tbh

[upbeat verge]

dumb and dumber

in that order

[quiet abyss]

mhm

[tiny notch]

atleast im some what smart

[quiet abyss]

nuh uh

i wish the combat axe was better

its just kinda eh, because its got zero horde clear

its a single target only weapon

with the flamer its ok

[tiny notch]

im so smart

[upbeat verge]

drinking mirinda with lemon tonight

not great not terrible

[oblique belfry]

single line of dirt

is holding down the crystal

[sour rivet]

ITSN OT FAIIIIIIRRR

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry a month or two later family will be going to t urkey

[oblique belfry]

to which city

[copper vapor]

white privilege

[tiny notch]

whow many months?

[pliant chasm]

another spire patch and another batch of chinese review bombs

[upbeat verge]

lemme ask

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[sour rivet]

behind the screen privilege

[quiet abyss]

something aint right...

[raven swan]

They'll shoot at each other using glocks?

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry turns out I'm retarded

they'll be going to Tunisia not turkey

ggs it's a wraps

[timber oxide]

Look what I got

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

yeah , similar to where YOUYOU lives

[copper vapor]

cs_italy CT spawn

[raven swan]

Sell it to the pirates

[timber oxide]

I used it

I can steal another one

[timid hollow]

Toujane

[raven swan]

Console command one and sell it to the pirates

[timid hollow]

cod2 map

[raven swan]

TIGERRR

[timber oxide]

I raided Hybrasil and stole all Tri-Tach's AI cores

[timid hollow]

those were the times

bolt only server

[copper vapor]

hyWHAT

[raven swan]

DAVIS GET TO THE ARMOERD CAR

[timid hollow]

DESTROY THAT HALFTRACK

[copper vapor]

SHOOT THOSE DAMN P.T. BOATS

[upbeat verge]

I was right

[timid hollow]

grandpa price snacking some nice wine bottles

[upbeat verge]

tunisia is neighbour to Algeria

[halcyon fossil]

sick

[halcyon fossil]

BOM DIA

[raven swan]

Cod2 Tunisia was peak CoD

[halcyon fossil]

wait it's noon

[copper vapor]

cod2 is the only one that's not on pc, right?

or wasn't on pc when it released

[timid hollow]

nah thats 3

[raven swan]

It is on pc

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frDfehtTJAg
@halcyon fossil @noble basin thoughts?

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

cod 1 and 2 are the only ones with a year apart btw

cod 1 was 03 and 2 was 05

then 06 was 3 then 07 mw1

and so on

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

back when devs were allowed to cook

but I think they always had more than one dev team, right

[raven swan]

Not then

[copper vapor]

and games didn't take as long to make back then, either

[raven swan]

It was all IW back then

Treyarch joined from uhh

World at war?

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azVVNjEMT-c

[raven swan]

Reznov was treyarch's creation

[halcyon fossil]

conker video essay

[pallid raft]

everything good was treyarch until cod went downhill

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

nah og cod was peak
mw was peak
both of them were IW

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[pallid raft]

i shoulda said everything treyarch made was good

thats what i meant

is ivan a furry

[copper vapor]

always has been

[raven swan]

Black ops 2 was the last unquestionably peak, Blops2 was the end of an era

[sour rivet]

ivan knows not where to post this type of stuff

[halcyon fossil]

probably

[pallid raft]

if iedy can do it so can ivan i say

[raven swan]

@frozen void

[copper vapor]

he gets bullied out of brainfart if he posts there

[sour rivet]

i think we should demote iedy

[pallid raft]

its the i names

[tiny notch]

turns out caffineless drinks dont give u energy

[sour rivet]

good

wait

that makes brainfart hypocritical

[copper vapor]

that's not good, because then he gets thrown here

[quiet abyss]

youre having a better start than i did

[raven swan]

They can give you sugar

[quiet abyss]

soon you will have access to big chainsword

[pallid raft]

sledgehammer didnt make much good did they

[copper vapor]

sugah

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/lymwIJ0n91B.gif

[tiny notch]

coke no sugar, no caffine, no calories

[upbeat verge]

so u dont want me here

how rude mbo

[quiet abyss]

oh alo darktide?

[halcyon fossil]

even if i was brain damaged enough to need to post memes constantly i wouldn't want to be in brainfart either

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/polly-o-cheese-nothing-nuttin-pizza-gif-5817644302252767462

[pallid raft]

oh also hi atro, i forgot to reply to you

[copper vapor]

I forgot which games they made

[sour rivet]

ROOOOOGUE

[raven swan]

Anyway

[tiny notch]

gimme a soda with notin

[raven swan]

time

[pallid raft]

adv warfare and IW i think?

[raven swan]

Night night chatters, have a nice one

[quiet abyss]

so did it work

and if it does, wyd now

[pallid raft]

ssd arrives at some point in the next 2 days, no idea why its taken so long but thats when

[quiet abyss]

also im 1/3rd to a million kills

[quiet abyss]

alr then, we can see later

[pallid raft]

375000?

wait no

hold on

math aint mathing

[covert shard]

BOA TARDER

[quiet abyss]

its like 333333

thats about 1/3rd

[pallid raft]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

there is no exact third of 10/100/1000 and on

[covert shard]

It's prob Pi

[tiny notch]

3.33333333333

[quiet abyss]

no, thats circle

[quiet abyss]

yeah but its repeating

[pallid raft]

i shoulda paid more attention in school, i can math but it takes me like 5 minutes to do calculations

[quiet abyss]

1 of the thirds would be 3.33334

[covert shard]

Pi.

As in pie

[pallid raft]

3 goongillion or some shit idk

[tiny notch]

technically its 3.333333333(repeating infinitely)4

[pallid raft]

math nerds smh

[covert shard]

Prob have an engineering degree, I swear

Btw

@quiet abyss want my steam I'd?

[pallid raft]

sin cosine and tangent mfs thats cuisine

[pliant chasm]

1/tn

[sick trail]

Oofers, chat

400 hours showing through

[halcyon fossil]

most skilled silver

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
INSANE PULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[sick trail]

That was my best match too

[pliant chasm]

vere haz ze room gone

[upbeat verge]

......

man

[sick trail]

Yellow was not happy at the statement that that's my best

(We lost)

[quiet abyss]

@tiny notch pings are a joke to you XD

[rocky turtle]

how is cultivation event?

[copper vapor]

just wait till you realize the movie is 25 years old

[pliant chasm]

call him a slur for me

[copper vapor]

call him a mig-15

[tiny notch]

stop pinging me then

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

im pinging stuff ingame

i pinged ammo crate

XD

[upbeat verge]

I know man...

[tiny notch]

i do not use ammo

[upbeat verge]

[pliant chasm]

i did not specify which slur

[upbeat verge]

DONT REMIND ME MBO

[pliant chasm]

[halcyon fossil]

it's not voiced so i'm having trouble staying focused will probably read more when daily resets

[pliant chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8

sequel

[upbeat verge]

cinema and cinema 2

[sick trail]

@clever relic Come be called a slur

[pliant chasm]

took me years to realise it's the same actor

[quiet abyss]

still helpful to carry it

[pliant chasm]

ex piss rank
it makes sense now

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm remind me , first thing I do after salary

new headphones

and pirates of the caribbean on blueray

[pliant chasm]

im not your wife retard

!remindme ivan is a dumb retard in 5 days

[solid sundial]

New Reminder | ID:91435516

Alright fuckthisapp225, I'll remind you in 5 days about:

ivan is a dumb retard

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[upbeat verge]

I knew i can count onyou

[copper vapor]

wise the rumgon

[pliant chasm]

stealing the name

[copper vapor]

keira's so pretty

[upbeat verge]

wise the rumgon in parlay and horologist
@pliant chasm

new name

[pliant chasm]

drunk wizard called wise the rumgon

next dnd sesh

[covert shard]

Oooo gonna stream it?

[pliant chasm]

why

[brittle karma]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2057803708197720260

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FixupX · May 22, 2026, 12:40 PM

[tiny notch]

tits inface for only 5 seconds

L game

ivan mentioned?

[covert shard]

It can be fun to stream the DND session on twitch or something

[halcyon fossil]

might have to reinstall to fail 50:50

[pliant chasm]

im not a streamer
plus it's not just me

[quiet abyss]

so what weapon are you going for? did you look at them yet?

[tiny notch]

im just using whats the most damage

[quiet abyss]

thats misleading yknow

damage isnt as important

not always

[brittle karma]

i might skip

shes pretty much for physical team

[quiet abyss]

i mean, theres always the easy choice, just play with the weapons that are cool to you

(i still recommend the relic blade)

[tiny notch]

dont shoot it at a shield

[thick plover]

I love playing a game that I like and then just everything possibly goes wrong and when an enemy does a thing and it hits me when it shouldnt then I do the same thing and it doesnt hit him happens

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

staring at the monitor like this playing chivalry 2

[quiet abyss]

infantry lasgun kinda sucks on zealot

its good for veteran

thats it

[tiny notch]

i use

sword

[fervent citrus]

if the last time i played gamma was a year ago should i update or fresh install better?

[quiet abyss]

it needs the perks veteran comes with

[quiet abyss]

which sword

[tiny notch]

heav

y

[cerulean jasper]

https://youtu.be/JrNK9dr5Cbw

[quiet abyss]

oh yikes

its ok for now

but once armored enemies are more common

you will want something else

im gonna circle a few weapons you might enjoy, also some weapons have more than one version

[covert shard]

Ds2 average gameplay loop:

[quiet abyss]

see the marks tab for those

[tiny notch]

relic sword looks cool

[quiet abyss]

heavy sword has 3 sword types

[tiny notch]

my space marine captain model has that :>

[quiet abyss]

yeah i like it lots

best weapon in the game too

for zealot