╟❓general-offtopic

[snow tree]

Neckbeard

Yoke ruined

Day ruined

[thick plover]

I dont have that one gif that my friend posts of the old guy holding a pistol and shooting somebody in a show

[forest acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897339027009732618/1425952878698299602/togif.gif

[thick plover]

Just imagine I posted it and said bye grandma

[left mantle]

Man eric andre cryin

The masses have forgotten him

[forest acorn]

they gotta defrost him

[proven tundra]

It is time

To awaken

[forest acorn]

eric andre's disembodied head still has another 15 years of comedy in it

[rocky turtle]

oh

[snow tree]

I tried to find the one with Joker

You can't find it

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/joystickjonjo-eric-andre-eric-andre-shoot-gif-18874564

[thick plover]

Yea tenor and discord have really gotten shit

I remember when i could type in anything and just find the gif instantly

[snow tree]

I found it

[left mantle]

well desktop discord doesn't use tenor for a lot of things

you gotta special case it for a lot of people's clients

[thick plover]

Mine still does

[snow tree]

But now I wonder if mods gonna smite me cus "muh gore"

[pliant chasm]

it's fake

[left mantle]

Clearly it doesn't if you can't find things

[pliant chasm]

if they smite you for that might as well leave the server

[thick plover]

We've got people posting straight naked furries in art surely we dont mind a little fake blood

[snow tree]

https://tenor.com/bdltv.gif

[snow tree]

THEY WHAT

[pliant chasm]

yea for a long time now

[pallid sapphire]

Nice tiles

[snow tree]

That's why I dont visit that channel

[thick plover]

I look in the deadlock discord

@frank hearth i see this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1507339405965131880/image.png?ex=6a118ab7&is=6a103937&hm=0cdfa5a34157553b74d47219e1e67b4bbcc0abd2bc150010c384138bf200008a&

1/18
Ragequit
And the username

[frank hearth]

[thick plover]

Recharging shot on seven

[brittle karma]

ah, caught up with SLF again

so peak

[forest acorn]

wait i gotta peep that

liar,,,

[snow tree]

Hey, bring it up with Bogdan

It's him who advertised that

[covert shard]

hello, lads

i came without bearing news

[pallid sapphire]

Still alive buddy

[marsh thistle]

!lvlup

[solid sundial]

@marsh thistle
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You get XP by chatting in the text channels (5-13 XP per message, it is random);
Type /rank view in #🤖bot-commands to see your level;
Type /rank xp_level in #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in.

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@marsh thistle

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[covert shard]

is that an praise or an genuine threat against my person?

[pallid sapphire]

#🤖bot-commands

[marsh thistle]

noted

[covert shard]

oI! wanka, #🤖bot-commands is that way

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/pixy-yo-buddy-ace-combat-zero-still-alive-gif-16127285

[covert shard]

ah, ace combat zero reference

[pallid sapphire]

Its the highest praise in Ace Combat lore

[real aspen]

A sky without clouds is like an autumn without orange

[covert shard]

soo you are technically prasining me, disguised as a 2000's game praise

[pallid sapphire]

Sun tzu: If the ass is red,why is it red?

[pallid sapphire]

Yes

[real aspen]

Because I ate it

[covert shard]

because you are staring into a baboon's ass mate

[pallid sapphire]

Dont call my Wife a Baboon

[covert shard]

am i wrong tho?

[pallid sapphire]

Shes a Wale

[covert shard]

?

[pallid sapphire]

Thsts a dragon

[covert shard]

wale's flag

[pallid sapphire]

Thats her.

She has an eye infection rn

Thats why one is red

[covert shard]

you said that she is an wale

[snow tree]

You missed the mark eh?

[covert shard]

i sent the flag of wale's

[pallid sapphire]

[covert shard]

she is quite smoll

[pallid sapphire]

Nah gladly not my fault

[snow tree]

He's a sniper in bed

[covert shard]

" honey, be very still. there is a sniper aiming at your eye"

[pallid sapphire]

Thanks now im 🫃

[timber oxide]

See, I don't need to mpreg Laff

[verbal gate]

sharingan

[covert shard]

🫃

[timber oxide]

He did it himself

[pallid sapphire]

Kreeo did

[covert shard]

soo... he is asexual?

[snow tree]

Hope the baby is well and healthy Laff

[timber oxide]

You should be mpregged for the shit that you post

[pallid sapphire]

I hope for Child support

[tiny notch]

pegant??#

[real aspen]

It still bugs me that you look like a normal human

[pallid sapphire]

Ask in 2 months or so

[snow tree]

We should mpreg Pyr for good measure

[covert shard]

that one thing that you don't need an opposite gender subject to procreate?

[verbal gate]

sending oatmeal cookies boss, for the breastmilk

[covert shard]

and create more polish?

[covert shard]

are you mad?

[timber oxide]

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-touhou-touhou-project-東方project-東方-gif-14225454825506572914

[pallid sapphire]

True

[tiny notch]

L gif it doesnt fade out

[pallid sapphire]

even

[snow tree]

But it's not you

[timber oxide]

It is me

That's my YT avatar

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/disappear-peace-out-gone-bye-gotta-go-gif-7342741

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/thaddäus-german-hello-hallo-deutsch-nachdenken-gif-13464533

[snow tree]

Liar liar pants on fire

[timber oxide]

I'm not lying check my YT

[snow tree]

Is it literally just Pyrson?

[real aspen]

I'm subscribed

[covert shard]

i swear to god, i thought that the account avatar for pyrson

was just an weird human shrek

i

[timber oxide]

But I do have another mpreg for myself

[covert shard]

sun tzu once said:

[pallid sapphire]

Why is your wifes ass red

[covert shard]

baboon's or something

idfk

[timber oxide]

[timid hollow]

I WANT DAWN AEROWAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I WANT THE DELIVERY TO BE COMPLETE

[covert shard]

we have potato, doge, birb and The Cow preg...

[timber oxide]

Yes we impregnated Sam

[covert shard]

huh... now where is the funny bulgarian menpreg

[timber oxide]

As a group

[covert shard]

?

[timber oxide]

We don't know who did it

[timid hollow]

im just waiting for the kylepreg one day

[covert shard]

ratpreg?

[timber oxide]

Nah I'm not giving him the honor of being mpregged

[timid hollow]

sam wanted to name it after its dad but gangbang is a shitname

[covert shard]

what a phrase

[verbal gate]

the beatles

[snow tree]

[covert shard]

the mpreatles?

[snow tree]

My collection

[timid hollow]

didnt know we have pregflop

[tiny notch]

chat if you learnt/knew skinwalkers were real would you ever trust anything or anyone again

[snow tree]

We don't, it's private collectors only

[timid hollow]

ok sorry

[timber oxide]

[covert shard]

depends.

just hand them an iphone and you will know if they are skinwalker

[snow tree]

(feel free to steal)

[covert shard]

in a modern narrative

[snow tree]

I also have one with his other pfp :

[covert shard]

no villain can have or handle an iphone

[timber oxide]

Bro I already don't trust anything

[covert shard]

soo they will call it an android and you can have a certain that they are... possibly an skinwalker

now....

[timber oxide]

I'm a villain then

[timid hollow]

i mean i could put them on my server but cant use them

[timber oxide]

I aint using slophone

[covert shard]

if they call an iphone a "blackberry"

we need to run

[timid hollow]

maybe when i get nitro

[covert shard]

i meant as you give them an iphone or hand them an iphone

[timber oxide]

I wouldn't trust anyone who uses an iphone or even touches it

[covert shard]

hey man, i use a bum ass motorola

shit's is freezing on startup aswell

[timid hollow]

the amount of girls that seriously told me an android gives them an ick is insane

sorry i want to download stuff without rooting my phone

[timber oxide]

Women

[timid hollow]

also

apks

[snow tree]

Genuinely why do I do this to myself

[timid hollow]

ah yes the asdfjaklfjkladfjkl<sjklashfjkl

[snow tree]

5 closing parentheses 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[rocky turtle]

CHAOS TIME

bruh really

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-mewgenics-guillotina-guillotina-mewgenics-tina-gif-3438990860909576093

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-epstein-meme-gif-15193103128997102610

[brittle karma]

aw shit boys

[timber oxide]

[tiny notch]

ive seen her a dozen times in a dozen games

[rocky turtle]

gg

[copper owl]

truly an addicition

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

lis she wielding an star wars lego destroyer in her gauntlets?

[covert shard]

legendary loot you sy?

[tiny notch]

college near moe posted about hwo theyre mkaing the new "green and rural skills" building
and they deforested a large area to do it

[rocky turtle]

so i need to beat chaos with monk, psyonic and tinkerer

[covert shard]

you ought to destroy something to make one anew...

like destroying the remains of the library of alexandria to make an AI DATA CEN-

[runic condor]

i got isekai'd

[covert shard]

insert evenflow.wav

[timber oxide]

vroom

[covert shard]

IS THAT A FORD RS2000????

no wait

lancia 037?????

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384911556038361188/1507356524614258688/AQNZL1FxiiZX7CPpEsao0K5SMEilK8eB4Muq4PEtH9wa4J4fomxCf39XZ3T0VqMPMxa-aFiv8SVMLYdjMH180Uqg8g62y9yyM8U7QZA.mp4?ex=6a119aa8&is=6a104928&hm=22e29134f045112481e896169efd2c39b70ae21fd3f1e981b9ff032686b8d807&

[covert shard]

homander doing jump jacks

[tiny notch]

rip to the best source of memes (the boys)

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet

[frank hearth]

[covert shard]

IT IS AN FORD RS2000

[pallid sapphire]

no u

[covert shard]

yes?

[pallid sapphire]

You are a FORD RS2000

[timber oxide]

sumbaru

[covert shard]

dangerously speedy and lethal?

[timber oxide]

Every car is lethal if you can't drive it

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-touhou-touhou-project-東方project-東方-gif-14225454825506572914

[pallid sapphire]

[covert shard]

what?

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-season-1-pizza-delivery-spongebob-pizza-delivery-gif-17645646648880739551

[covert shard]

am i wrong wtho?

[pallid sapphire]

Nothing.

Im just looking

[proven tundra]

Compiling shaders

[runic condor]

ricky dicky doo dah grimes

[pallid sapphire]

Going to jail is bad for buisness

who would have thought

[uneven sapphire]

vroooooom

[covert shard]

lancia 037????

[timber oxide]

I can finally be racist on a good computer, not an old ass laptop

[pallid sapphire]

[real aspen]

why do all these car screenshots look like very basic blender renders

[covert shard]

how to solve racism

[runic condor]

competitive racism

[real aspen]

especially with how clean and flat the cars are

[covert shard]

give the polish bad computers

[timber oxide]

How is this clean

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-yippie-yippee-gif-lancia-037-lancia-gif-6536051777234670296

[timber oxide]

This one is clean

[uneven sapphire]

10/10 already

[pallid sapphire]

why are you making Hand of Blood

[timber oxide]

The previous one was dirty from a dirt race

[pallid sapphire]

Hand of blood

German Youtuber

[covert shard]

can you give it the rally vynl?

[timber oxide]

Bro you make the vinyls yourself

I can just use one some talented person from the community made

But I don't want to

[pallid sapphire]

The customisation in Forza is the best its insane what you can do

[uneven sapphire]

incredible

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah it is insane

@sour rivet

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

is that a viper or an miata

[rocky turtle]

kenshi 2 is out????????????

[covert shard]

the blue with yellow etails car

[timber oxide]

(the blue one got left behind)

[covert shard]

an viper rally...?

i don't that is safe but sure aswell want to see how it peforms

[timber oxide]

It's not rally

It's off-road

It's different

It's worse

[covert shard]

how worse it is than rally?

[timber oxide]

You don't drive on roads?

[covert shard]

the fact that normal road cars can partake on it?

[timber oxide]

You literally just speed around the countryside

You rush through rice fields, motherfucker

[covert shard]

ah

there has to be an guy that has some form of rally car with Frankie on it

[timber oxide]

I have a tendency to turn the most unusual cars into rally cars, in FH5 my signature car was a S1 Class Rally Mustang

[uneven sapphire]

its not kenshi

its just like it

[timber oxide]

Converted into AWD

That's a Subaru BRZ

[sick trail]

I see Pyrson is now American(slur)

[pallid sapphire]

polish slut

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-ball-gif-25512315

[wispy shore]

Where did you get this picture of me?

[nocturne aurora]

remind me how to make the pics in FH6 again pls

[deep jolt]

what did they do to my boy...

[timber oxide]

yee-haw pardner

[timber oxide]

I just enter photo mode and use my shadowplay to make screenshots

[verbal gate]

does FH6 have like cute vehicles that arent really suited for racing like family SUVs and shit

[timber oxide]

They always had these

[dusty fable]

Hope everyone is doing good today. I got to eat at my favorite restaurant in the world last night!

[tiny notch]

chat hear me out
its called subnautica 2 because theres TWO moons you visit

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-it's-just-the-way-it-is-i'm-just-the-messenger-gif-6270475095135913721

[covert shard]

GUYS

They put

THEY PUTA MAMTERCHIEFI INTO THE SODER

Again

[tiny notch]

postman just delievered a letter to me signed "Do NOT deliver to neighbours"
for my neighbour

[static axle]

wanna see my extra chromosome lightning mcqueen?

[copper owl]

yes

i just ended my 8 hour playthrough

[static axle]

his mother had tylenol when waiting for him

[copper owl]

dude that thing, the mazda, and the peel p50

[eternal pumice]

hop on KF2

[copper owl]

this is by far my best picture

[static axle]

pinnacle of horizon. tiny cars that go fast

[static axle]

thats good pic

[copper owl]

turned my my graphics for it

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/frank-castle-wait--k01KS7X55GW09BM0RW66ATWRQ0M

pc be like

[copper owl]

finally after 8 hours it gave me a low video/overload warning 😭

[static axle]

i mean thats not that bad

8 hours

[covert shard]

Texas ranger?

[onyx vigil]

So after a month later after activison support told me they would fix the issue in their system that says my username is inappropriate, they still haven’t fixed it

[copper owl]

what

do eleborate for me

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doggo-big-iron--k01KS7X9GCBBSTYSRXVA5AFRC05

[copper owl]

i do carry a big iron on my hip (a glock) cause i am a cop

[static axle]

ngl so far, this tiny thing has been my favortie, drives like a slidey time attack car

[copper owl]

s2 is crazy

im glad i have a new addiction to feed into while I have off time.

[static axle]

that would be like x in fh5 i think

they changed the values

[timber oxide]

S2 was in FH5

[copper owl]

now i must sleep

[timber oxide]

S1, S2 and X

[copper owl]

nigh shift schedule has me fucked

[timber oxide]

They turned X into R here and lowered the values a bit

[static axle]

it was but you said they changed the class values

[static axle]

ah

[onyx vigil]

and now i changed my username from ELIASREXZERO to ELIASZREXZERO

fucking hell activision

[timber oxide]

Yes but since I'm a functional human being I never raced above S1 in 5

[static axle]

same, i only use these to fuck around and find out

[timber oxide]

I'm currently trying to do a S2 race

I'm not touching it ever again after this

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

I fucking add a little bit of throttle, right

And I slam into a wall

[onyx vigil]

[timber oxide]

Because just a tiny bit of throttle

Makes me lose my grip

[onyx vigil]

[copper owl]

[onyx vigil]

you know the rules

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@copper owl

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[onyx vigil]

and so do i

[pallid sapphire]

AND SO DO I

[copper owl]

you're fine it was a sticker

[onyx vigil]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@onyx vigil

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[timber oxide]

Fucking

[copper owl]

[onyx vigil]

shit

[timber oxide]

S2 cars suffer from wheelspin

IN 6TH GEAR

[static axle]

yup, i mean theres like handful of cars that'll do s2 and r good but its still eh

[copper owl]

https://klipy.com/gifs/riddler-paul-dano-1

[static axle]

no vibes in it

[pliant chasm]

bro of all people he chose miranda

[pallid sapphire]

gooner

Thats why

[pliant chasm]

just retarded

[pallid sapphire]

Miranda is horribly written honestly

[timber oxide]

In my experience the only way to make S2 and above driveable is to turn them into AWD

If it's RWD, you're dead

[pallid sapphire]

replacing Mia for Months and cooking for Ethan

best villain arc

[timber oxide]

No amount of assists will save you

You are just fucking dead on the nearest wall

[pliant chasm]

she's mid

not awful
but not great either

[pallid sapphire]

If you keep out the fact she could have just taken the Baby

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2057241404573720928

katydidposting 𓆧 (@0rthoptera)

imagine having jointed, segmented stems with whorled branches and reduced leaves doing NO photosynthesis IN THE BIG CENOZOIC 😂😂

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 20, 2026, 11:25 PM

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-dance-rat-dance-naked-rat-dance-naked-rat-rat-jam-gif-895067322878568988

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

oh yeah, rwd only works for like goliath races or whatever. something that is just speed and barely turning average races need awd for sure

cabon fibah

[covert shard]

A, semi big iron

[timber oxide]

Small iron

[static axle]

semi automatic blicky iron

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Turned my S2 road car into AWD, immediately became obedient

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

See, RWD can work, my A class rally Stratos is RWD and it's shredding, but once you put too much power on those wheels then you might consider spreading it between all 4 of them

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

i mean this viper is s1 RWD and is nice to drive

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2057527987042394228

Léo 🎮 (@heyhey_leo)

O fã de Red Dead Redemption 2 quando quer mostrar o quão incrível o jogo é:

QRT: TheGameVerse
Off-roading is my favourite part in FH6.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 21, 2026, 6:24 PM

[static axle]

its just s2 and r just usually are such prototype or high tuned cars they barely for rwd

[olive coral]

@latent hazel @thin plank

[latent hazel]

context?

[latent hazel]

.

[latent hazel]

7 minutes
7 minutes is all i can spare to traffick you

[zealous depot]

To the peeps that played outward 2 play test

There is another beta coming out next week

And you'll get automatic access if you played the playtest

[quiet abyss]

alooo

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

You is home?

[zealous depot]

i am working this saturday

[tiny notch]

its nice and warm, 25c its gonnna be 35 on monday apparently

[quiet abyss]

Its not saturday.

[zealous depot]

indeed

[quiet abyss]

So today you arent working

[zealous depot]

no i am

it's 8am rn

[quiet abyss]

Says here youre home

Oh

Lame

[zealous depot]

i still got a few hours

[quiet abyss]

Try just not working every day of the fucking week

[halcyon fossil]

what i wish i could do to the sinners when they lose clashes

[quiet abyss]

Piss me off on god

[zealous depot]

git gud

[quiet abyss]

BRO YOURE LITERALLY SLAVE

For like 10 cents and a subway sandwich

I work weekdays

I go home early on fridays too

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

alo ?

[quiet abyss]

Lets add another ping

[oblique belfry]

fucking laff and lettuce used bot so they pinged me twice

[static axle]

it wheelies

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/let's-take-a-look-lets-take-a-look-eye-eyes-look-gif-2039437124629339117

Lets take a ping

[oblique belfry]

people cant be original anymore

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/garand-gun-reload-ww2-cod-gif-15394590

[oblique belfry]

i've heard this joke like a million times

also fuck relationships

[quiet abyss]

“Thats right! The circle goes in the square hole!”

[zealous depot]

"if it isn't broke, don't fix it"

[oblique belfry]

Good.

fuck them cheaters

[pallid sapphire]

true,she has like 200 of these

[verbal gate]

please don't

[oblique belfry]

they fucking deserve it

sperm wastes

[quiet abyss]

Darwins theory states we shouldnt, for they are the weak

[oblique belfry]

👀

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

for some reason this dumbass biome

makes my gpu scream

dunno why

its only that biome

[verbal gate]

so you like having coitus with cheaters huh

[oblique belfry]

crow

go goon

clean your mind

[quiet abyss]

Already did, still fucked up

[oblique belfry]

explore new arts

try smth new

[quiet abyss]

Arts of what? Painting minis is a new art now

Fuck it

[tiny notch]

fuck my chud ass modern censorship life

actually how

[quiet abyss]

Oog ooog OOOG NEW PERSON

[oblique belfry]

rain you have cursed yourself

[zealous depot]

oh no

rain what did you do

[oblique belfry]

you will now get atrox pings

[quiet abyss]

Youre limited harshly, but you can still be named charlie kark

[zealous depot]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

So W

[zealous depot]

atrox will now ping you at all manners of the day

[quiet abyss]

Veteran named charlie kark, dies to sniper, poetic

[tiny notch]

seven save me my account is called gaming now because i wanted to see what part of my name got censored

😭

[quiet abyss]

Peak

We are playing darktide later

When i get home

In approximately 2 hours

[tiny notch]

unironically kidnapped into playing this

[quiet abyss]

By who

[tiny notch]

atleast i have a time ill get kidnapped

[tiny notch]

YOU

[quiet abyss]

Yeah perchance

What class you lookin at

I started on veteran, but its a little bland

Ogryn is good for funsies, but only like 3 of the ranged weapons are good

[pallid sapphire]

[quiet abyss]

[tiny notch]

goyimraining

[quiet abyss]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIJIs4HXgAEDtKT.webp

[tiny notch]

said that to bait this gif out

it worked

[quiet abyss]

It was posted in helldivers chat lmao

Thanks iedy if

Ig*

[tiny notch]

you think i look anywhere but here

or sometimes brainfart to laugh at the disabled

thats so going out of context later

[quiet abyss]

[verbal gate]

its Jane Gaming herself

[tiny notch]

FSR 1

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-stantwitter-stan-twitter-relicario-gifs-relicariogifs-gif-11979182475974977057

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212788564270645368/1507352753528377414/2290649943800559707.gif

[zealous depot]

does this mean i am.....free?

[quiet abyss]

No

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

Youre still on the hook you fucker

You owe me for ditching last time

And sleeping

On a recliner

[zealous depot]

you have rain now to bother

[quiet abyss]

Im sure it was comfy

But PLEASE

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle how did you get the ooga booga ideology

[tiny notch]

ewwwwww ps*ker

[quiet abyss]

Psyker is actually really good if youre a NERD

[quiet abyss]

I would say play arbites

But you might not have the dlc

[tiny notch]

i dont

will u buy me it bbg

[quiet abyss]

Its well worth it, and im broke

Dont ask

Fuck too late

Bro I DIDNT EVEN BUY IT

THATS HOW BROKE I AM

SAM BOUGHT ME IT

@blazing maple thanks again sam

[tiny notch]

danb butcg you ugly

[quiet abyss]

[tiny notch]

cyberpunk ass hair styles

[quiet abyss]

Tbh they all kinda are

I prefer the male characters usually, easier to make them less chopped, since the hair options suck

[tiny notch]

so the voices are
english woman
scotswoman
victorian woman

[quiet abyss]

Which class

Zealot?

[tiny notch]

ye

[quiet abyss]

I recommend the victorian one

Agitator

[tiny notch]

i went scots cuz scots are funny

[quiet abyss]

Alright

The male judge is my favorite

The va did so good

But my favorite in the whole game is the male seer psyker

[tiny notch]

so when do i get my space marine

[quiet abyss]

So batshit insane its funny

[quiet abyss]

You dont

[tiny notch]

warhammer with no space marines?

what is this age of sigmas?

[zealous depot]

rain: refunds the game

[tiny notch]

what is this not space marine 2?

i got 1 model left to pain and im lowk scared to attempt it

tho each model ive painted ive improved on

[quiet abyss]

Yeh its good

Anyways i go now

Took so long to send those messages

I go

[tiny notch]

playing too much jedi survivor

i tried to doubl jumop

THIS SHIT DOES NOT PAUSE WHEN YOU PAUSE

most 40k thing ever

DARFATEOALLTATORS

[thick plover]

you realize it can false flag right

[oblique belfry]

if you fuck around with files yes

it can

[tiny notch]

i get to beat up asmongold viewers lets go

[oblique belfry]

anti cheats dont just "oh its tuesday time for mark to get banned"

you must fuck around the game for it to notice it

[static axle]

🔥

[oblique belfry]

whether thats modifying some files
adding a new file
and y'know....Cheats

[tiny notch]

infinite charge

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

warhammer milsim extraction shooter when

set in fantasy ofc

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-dean-crashout-throwing-breaking-gif-1620909273514052118

[rocky turtle]

by researching culture

last animal research

[uneven sapphire]

hmm

[rocky turtle]

[verbal gate]

yall heard about google turning the search bar into just an AI that you talk to?

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet @oblique belfry cat behind the slaughter

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

THE CAT OF 87

[blazing maple]

<3

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

6 what

[thick plover]

adding new files?

almost like

mods exist for the game

[oblique belfry]

ye

you just gotta take it with a grain of salt

like custom skins in league

you can technically do it

and vanguard can ignore it

but there is a slight chance

it might not

thankfully they allow custom skins

after a big debate in social medias

[thick plover]

theyre just mad because the custom skins are more unique than what they actually release

[timber oxide]

And free. Don't forget that part

[forest acorn]

The thing is

Even if that false positives

U need the cheat hardware installed for it to be bricked

It doesn't brick ur drive

It fucks the drivers on the direct access device

[tiny notch]

alr bro

[oblique belfry]

doesnt that still require a format

[forest acorn]

No? If for some reason you have a 4000 dollar device used 99% of the time for cheating and get false positived you just reformat that device

Not your pc

[oblique belfry]

hm

[olive coral]

no it requires reinstalling OC

it leaves a flag on the drive

[upbeat verge]

cock

[forest acorn]

Yeah that's not what we're talking about at all

[olive coral]

yeah hwid is a bit different

[forest acorn]

Hwid is just ur components fingerprint

[sick trail]

Periodt

[forest acorn]

The drive of the direct access device no?

Or is it a flag on ur SSD so if you install a new device it instantly fucks the drivers again

Because that would be kinda funny

[olive coral]

it does it by putting a flag on the ssd, which flags the dma card as an unsafe device, making windows not accept it as a device

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle hell of an amount of people

[olive coral]

and the flag stays even when uninstalling the anti cheat

[rocky turtle]

i got 6 and one of them is charmweaver

[olive coral]

its not exactly told how its done

its also very importnat ot say that its not all dma cards

[rocky turtle]

privet

[olive coral]

just one particular brand

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/Y_cMWH-HvwA?si=brwqQhMLMIpRM67T

[olive coral]

its one brand that specialises on making their dma cards undetectable

[uneven sapphire]

hat

[olive coral]

yeah

pretty much how it should work

[upbeat verge]

@olive coral alo

zdrastvui drug

[oblique belfry]

@forest acorn @olive coral

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

what ?

forza 6 has hardware ban too ?

if it was for cheating i guess but for pirating ?

[timber oxide]

It's more than a step too far

[thick plover]

yea because their employees leaked the game early

[oblique belfry]

first time seeing a hardware ban for pirating

[thick plover]

legit just released unencrypted game on steam

< the employee

[proven tundra]

I don't agree with them interfering with your hardware tbh
As much as I make fun of people playing league
But at the same time YOU installed the cheating hardware and YOU installed vanguard so....

[olive coral]

yeah it leaves the mark on the hole system drive from what ive heard

[uneven sapphire]

thank you rimworld my cave men surly can use these

[timber oxide]

A hardware ban, as in you can't play anymore on this device, is fine, but completely killing your device is way, way too much

[oblique belfry]

the game was supposed to be released on may 19 right ?

premium edition ppl got it on 15 ?

[real aspen]

😭

[thick plover]

the game was released unecrypted 3 days before premium edition

[timber oxide]

At the end of the day it's just a video game so who cares

[oblique belfry]

literally kills the pc component and goes "shouldn't have cheated my guy"

[proven tundra]

Pretty much

[oblique belfry]

thankfully it wont affect 90% of the players

[timber oxide]

It can affect just one person, that's one person too much regardless of whether or not they were cheating

[oblique belfry]

well until vanguard just demands 100% of your cpu

for no reason

but compared to launch i've seen less and less problems with vanguard

but league is like 2ndary game for vanguard at this point

its main game is valorant

which i refuse to try

[timber oxide]

"We can brick people's computers for cheating" will turn into "We can brick people's computers just because" if it's allowed

[proven tundra]

Ye I don't like it

[oblique belfry]

imagine if someone from higher ups (like politicians) gets hand of this

north korea world wide

[timber oxide]

Which is exactly why the method itself should be banned and abandoned

Just ban the player

[proven tundra]

Twitter and Facebook require kernel level "anti cheats"

[olive coral]

they are most likely cheating, but im not trusting a videogame company owned by chinese, with no open source code

[timber oxide]

No need to destroy devices

[oblique belfry]

thats what they have been doing for these past few years

but cheaters being fucking lifeless sperm wastes

keep coming back

with new accs

[timber oxide]

That's exactly my point, they shouldn't be trusted

[oblique belfry]

not just in riot games...games

in every game

they cheat > they get their acc banned > they make a new acc > repeat

[timber oxide]

Perform a standard, non computer killing hardware ban

[thick plover]

The Uk starts bricking devices because you called someone stupid on twitter

[thin bobcat]

Like I said somewhere else, I don't even think it is legal to brick hardware just because you do not agree with a practice, generally destroying any of the stuff you own, as a 3rd party, is illegal, no matter the intent, at least in the EU that would open up a lawsuit

[oblique belfry]

that was the case when vanguard launched

but they got around that too

[timber oxide]

Yeah I was actually thinking that it might be illegal

[proven tundra]

Cheating in a video game is not illegal
Destroying people's devices is

[oblique belfry]

now some cheats ignore those small hardware bans

[uneven sapphire]

Miku dayo

[timber oxide]

That's a weird migu

[proven tundra]

[thin bobcat]

And this is just if they maybe flag it, what if there is a false positive? No check is absolutely perfect

[oblique belfry]

on 1 hand its a great counter measure for cheaters
on the other its so fucking scary and could go super fucked if it gets to wrong hands

and wrong

[thin bobcat]

That's the thing, people will work around it

It does nothing but instil fear

[oblique belfry]

imagine 1 riot employee gets destroyed on a game and just goes "thats it. I'm killing your pc"

[proven tundra]

Someone needs to spoof vanguard's systems to send a flag to every PC at once

So no one can play league

[timber oxide]

Yes

One good use of it

[quiet abyss]

@tiny notch what did you name your character?

[timber oxide]

The only good use of it actually

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

league barely has any issues regarding vanguard
its almost the same as it having no vanguard

[timber oxide]

Kill league

[oblique belfry]

its valorant thats the main user of vanguard

[tiny notch]

guess

[thin bobcat]

That's another thing, could people now just create malware that creates a fake flag for vanguard to destroy your system without ever touching anything themselves?

[quiet abyss]

Something lame like “Rain”

[tiny notch]

bingo

[quiet abyss]

Idk

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

seen many reports of vanguard errors and most of em are from valorant

[thick plover]

Phreak WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED THAT GUYS COMPUTER FOR LOSING GAME ON BUSTED X SUPPORT THAT YOU ARE KEEPING META SO YOU CAN CLIMB TO MASTERS BECAUSE YOU PEAKED DIAMOND 10 YEARS IN A ROW

[quiet abyss]

I name my characters funny shit

[timber oxide]

I have zero doubt in skills of terminally online people

There is a 4chan or reddit user working on a malware right now

[oblique belfry]

which makes me think about another thing.
Wouldn't these hackers / cheaters just reverse engineer this hardware ban method ?

[quiet abyss]

We got CaseOhgryn, Charlie Kark, Psyker Mantis, MightNeedNarcan, Judge Lead and MyFaceIsMyShield @tiny notch

[thin bobcat]

If anything, people that do this on purpose likely create Whitepapers on it to document it

[oblique belfry]

they can find a workaround for vanguard

[thin bobcat]

And then, only then, sue the absolute FUCK out of the company

[oblique belfry]

they can reverse engineer this method

[thick plover]

If Im not wrong

they could also just well start using mechanical cheats more, no?

[thin bobcat]

They do this already

[thick plover]

instead of software

[uneven sapphire]

@rocky turtle unlocked crops 1 second later

[quiet abyss]

Btw Charlie Kark is my magnum opus

For sure

[oblique belfry]

[thin bobcat]

It is already mechanical, DMA Cards are literal hardware screamers, they read memory without ever being on your system

[thick plover]

cause I remember seeing a clanker just plugged into a different device cheating its ass off on battlefield

[latent hazel]

Riot does that with patches
Unironically thats how it goes sometime

[oblique belfry]

ok off topic but i was closing a tab i had open and found this page on drg wiki

anyways

[oblique belfry]

privacy is gone

[latent hazel]

?

[oblique belfry]

back to

[latent hazel]

I meant you could see match history of some rioters

Lose to some champ that isn't broken at all

And then it gets nerfed soon after

[oblique belfry]

oh pff that has been going on for years

why do you think people mald about balance team

the team copes about "win rate is what matters"

[thick plover]

why do you think phreak was getting roasted 2 years ago by every streamer for keeping maokai OP

[oblique belfry]

but k'sante is still in the game

[thick plover]

so he can climb to masters when hes a diamond player

[oblique belfry]

while having 48% wr and dominating lanes

[thick plover]

[thin bobcat]

Essentially, in a nutshell, this:

• Is bypassed within, at the most, weeks
• Instils fear into people that their system could get bricked just because they play Valorant
• Shows how intrusive and extreme Kernel Anti Cheats are and that the companies behind it can't be trusted to use non-destructive methods to prevent access to a game

[thick plover]

I remember there being a video of tyler1 just yelling about how dogshit phreak is at the game

or maybe it was dantes idk

cause they one of them got him on their team

it was so fucking funny

[oblique belfry]

not to mention sometime ago riot games got hacked

some of their codes were leaked

[thin bobcat]

You already know that Louis Rossmann will likely be the spearhead of this lawsuit

[covert shard]

I assume you guys are speaking about League

[oblique belfry]

i forgot when tho

[oblique belfry]

no their anticheat vanguard

and how it can just straight up kill your pc

[covert shard]

I just read "chalier Kark" from alto

[thick plover]

Brother dropped a 1/11 performance with 10 assists
and won the game because his champ kept people perma CC'd and slowed

[thin bobcat]

Great, incompetent on top of all that, so they might fuck you for doing nothing wrong

[covert shard]

Murder type shit or just bricking your system if it detects anything remotely suspicious?

[thick plover]

Imagine if some cheater group just breaches riot

[oblique belfry]

literally killing your ssd

rendering it useless

[thick plover]

and they gain the ability to just brick anyones device whenever they feel like it

[oblique belfry]

a paperweight

cuz you cheated

in a game

[thick plover]

just because they have vanguard on their PC installed

giga brain riot games

[quiet abyss]

Thats my veterans name

Its peal

[oblique belfry]

which they made sure everyone playing their games had vanguard

which are in total around 1/10 of the world at this point

[thick plover]

I uninstalled it when I booted my PC today

[timber oxide]

Boy is it a good day to not have any riot slop on my computer

[rocky turtle]

randy?

[thick plover]

I aint taking the chance and I forgot I even had it

[covert shard]

Bricking your SSD beyond saving?

[thick plover]

The entirety of Asia could legit get fucked if someone were to breach into riot and just start banning people and bricking their shit

[oblique belfry]

yep

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

either format the OS

or buy a new one

[covert shard]

Holy shit

[thin bobcat]

The fact that you have to manually uninstall vanguard even after uninstalling the games is another great thing

[proven tundra]

It bricks the cheating device doesn't it?

Or have I been misreading

[oblique belfry]

dude if riot games has 1 billion players

[thin bobcat]

Does it at least automatically uninstall vanguard when you uninstall the launcher?

Or is it literally a manual process

[oblique belfry]

600 million of em are from asia

[thin bobcat]

That's the thing, I do not know how they would do that

[covert shard]

Thank god i never dared to touch league

Gotta pass that info to my friend asap

[oblique belfry]

do not play valorant either

[thin bobcat]

Even if I imagine the device is receptive to it, it uses an FPGA chip, you can just reprogram it at any point

You can't just fry it with a command

That'd be insane

[covert shard]

Installing McAfee, I swear

[thick plover]

OH YEA ALSO 2XKO

I THINK IT USES VANGUARD

[quiet abyss]

Shart of legends, and valorcant idk

[thick plover]

I WANTED TO TRY THAT GAME WITH MY FRIEND

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

guess not anymore

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[thick plover]

❌

[forest acorn]

Lmao get fucked

[thin bobcat]

So it is fully manual?

[thick plover]

yes

[thin bobcat]

That is insanely retarded

[oblique belfry]

when you uninstall it from launcher

[thick plover]

in your taskbar you need to right click it and uninstall it from the up arrow menu

[cunning bronze]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2223420/Voice_of_Belldona/

Steam

Voice of Belldona

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In an effort to overcome the turmoil, the people decide to create a little warrior. But this white-haired, god-like entity has a major case of social anxiety?! She turns the once apocalyptic, barren world into a new one filled with races and civilizations previousl…

Price

$10.79

[oblique belfry]

it still keeps some files

[covert shard]

My brother plays Cs2, and I made very explicit that if he dares install valorant or any riot game. I am beating him into a pulp

[oblique belfry]

that you manually have to uninstall

[thin bobcat]

Still insanely retarded

[timber oxide]

Just don't touch anything riot related

[covert shard]

Aye polish captaine

[oblique belfry]

inb4 easy anti cheat implements this next year as well

[covert shard]

What's the feminine of captain?

Captaine?

[forest acorn]

People keep getting it mixed up

[timber oxide]

Chat can we ban this user

[forest acorn]

The device it's killing isn't your pc

[oblique belfry]

frota

if your os is on ssd

you are fucked no matter what

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

[forest acorn]

It's an nvme/pcie slot card that directly accesses ur game memory

[covert shard]

I DON'T KNOW OKAY?!

I can't be dumb around here no more

[quiet abyss]

Its just captain

[covert shard]

Ah

I see

[quiet abyss]

This isnt french

Where shit is gendered

For fuckall reason

[oblique belfry]

monami

[quiet abyss]

Konami

[covert shard]

But the server owner is...

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/metal-gear-solid-delta-big-boss-1--k01KS83AH0AQR8QRYVC4FC3N9TC

[forest acorn]

Dude it is not frying your ssd

Google dma

[thick plover]

https://fixvx.com/ACV__X/status/2057592541374189985

ACV (@ACV__X)

yoooo... why is this crocodile fighting like a Dark Souls boss 💀

▶ Play video

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[quiet abyss]

Is hamburger

[thick plover]

genuinely man

[covert shard]

It will fucking Delete your operating system

[thick plover]

how do they make the game putrid dogshit slop

when the actual game was giga good

[covert shard]

And thus rendering your sdd fucked

[forest acorn]

Lmfao stop trolling

[proven tundra]

Okay I did some reading
It makes windows flag the cheating device as unsafe
Which means the only thing it does is make the CHEATING DEVICE unusable until you format the OS
It doesn't touch your harddrive @oblique belfry

[thick plover]

Literally just shutdown ubisoft already they can make nothing good in their fucking life

[olive coral]

only thing it really did is show people that kernel can and will access your OS if it wants to

it just didnt before

[oblique belfry]

[olive coral]

now people know that they will do it if they want to

[covert shard]

I am literally passing the info they gave me

[olive coral]

before you could say they just use it for scanning

[forest acorn]

That is what I have been saying for the past hour you goons

[thin bobcat]

But the cheating device itself is independent, if anything, you can just reflash the firmware

[covert shard]

Essentially making you install another or update the windows version?

[forest acorn]

Yes

[thin bobcat]

So this does nothing but reset the firmware if I had to guess?

[proven tundra]

[olive coral]

yeah but then it still detects the firmware

so it blocks it again

[covert shard]

Let us see

[thin bobcat]

Ah, I thought from reports that it corrupts your ssd on purpose

[olive coral]

unless you can unflag the OS itself

[thin bobcat]

That makes more sense and kinda makes this change useless

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm @olive coral @proven tundra @quiet abyss

[thin bobcat]

Idk, just reflash the dma card, you get a jtag

[forest acorn]

You'd have to factory reset at that point

And also re flash the dma

[olive coral]

unless the dma guys find the way to unflag the OS

which im sure it will happen

[covert shard]

"Caught cheating on ranked league? Too bad, here. Get your entire operating system deleted, retard"-riot.

[thin bobcat]

They will easily

They bypassed every single thing thrown at them already

This is just a pebble on the road

[forest acorn]

It's nice for now atleast

[olive coral]

PLEASE sue RIOT

please god let it happen

[timber oxide]

I still don't trust it one bit

[quiet yew]

nah, this is english, where only select shit is gendered and there's no rule to decide which shit is or isn't

[olive coral]

dma is a minority in cheating anyway

[forest acorn]

Buncha DMA retards having to flash their 4k$ dma cards constantly

[covert shard]

And Activision blizzard at it as well

Infringement of DMCA.

Fuckers put American dad on cod

[thin bobcat]

I mean, forcefully flushing the firmware of the device is definitely still not legal since they alter something you own but it's not that bad

Usually you get the firmware separately with the pre-flashed card and a jtag

[olive coral]

and its a minority of a minority, because its only one particular brand of dma cards from what blood said before

[forest acorn]

Yeah

[thin bobcat]

Very possible that it's just HEINO cards

[covert shard]

Soo my question is valid? Since I am a non native English speaker?

[forest acorn]

I mean the thing Bogdan was complaining about with false positives is funny since it's like

[thin bobcat]

The images all just show HEINO cards, which are mitm cards, which makes it kinda stupid

Ah I now see what they are doing

[forest acorn]

It only affects a card used for cheating

[thin bobcat]

Ah alright, alright I get it

[raven swan]

Randomly open offtopic and see an existential threat

[forest acorn]

If it's installed when you're cheating

[quiet yew]

yes

[forest acorn]

Also hiii @raven swan

[timber oxide]

[T H R E A T D E T E C T E D]

[forest acorn]

What's up unc

[uneven sapphire]

@green granite

[covert shard]

lettuce looking concerned as he glares at his LoL copy

[raven swan]

[covert shard]

METAL GEAR?!!!!

[rocky turtle]

my monk got dyslexia

[thin bobcat]

HEINO is a PCIE MITM Card (man in the middle), it is a controller between the DMA Card and the Drive (or whatever other PCIE device you insert to mimic).

The reset command resets the inserted SSD that is inserted into the HEINO Card, which makes it inoperable until reflashed

[covert shard]

@rocky turtle what do you think of this?

[thin bobcat]

Now I see

Okay, so this change is completely useless for anyone that uses a spoofed firmware

[quiet yew]

Examples include:
monk x nun
duke x duchess
king x queen
hero x heroine

[thin bobcat]

🥀

[quiet yew]

and many more

[thick plover]

Wait

didn't sony do this thing in like 2005

or some similar thing

[forest acorn]

That's pretty good

[quiet yew]

that being said, military type titles are usually just the one
like captain, private etc.

[thick plover]

and it just created vulneribilities that could be exploited

[covert shard]

Those I did knew.

The question about Captain happended because I used "captaine" which is wrong usave

[olive coral]

how many of dma users actually use that