#╟❓general-offtopic
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i landed on one when i got sent in the air with the air bladder
I'm not even in that bracket anymore 
Sparter 35 years old
Master of deduction over here
They call me batman
Shut the fuck up azu I feel like a fossil
Soon I'll be ordering from the 55+ menu at Denny's and I'm supposed to just suck it up and take it
Youre right ofc, but anyways
The future is now old man

Soon you'll get arthritis
At least mobis and rat are older then me
And can't use a mouse
Just kill people and use the kids menu dumbass
I get to point kek at them
Yeah but past a certain age

It becomes a flex

OLD
Hag
and skom and prime
Yeah but you cant make fun of prime
@slim magnet diesicempre
I'm twice you age 
Prime is the cool older uncle
Tru
I don't order from the kids menu because I'm too fat
Order 2 things.

Ik Tru in not that fossilized yet
I ate their lumberjack grand slam in one sitting
Order two kids meals to get fatter
I think i found the issue
Youre eating at dennys

All the ihops around me closed 
I have never eaten at Dennys so idk how bad it is
im becoming my dad as i get older
Waffle house:
lately i was staring out the window and made weird dad noises
im getting a belly
its over
Don't have that here
Youre not missing out
You have ihops
Dw
But not waddle houses??
How old were you when you noticed you stole one of your parents way of laughing?

Yes
i laugh different than both
I'm in Wisconsin

Waddle house, they call it that because they got my fat ass waddling in at 3am for a fat plate of waffle

Brother lives in Flatville
What even goes on in Wisconsin
But we do have Culver's so I guess it balances out
Being led on by tall girls


It is like going out to the Far Lands so
I have a personal vendetta against wisconsinites
I genuinely don't know how is to live in such a flat area
I present
The Netherlands

We get high on opioids and fat on cheese
Any dirt mount taller than a windmill is a mountain here
https://www.facebook.com/blacktongueuk
https://www.facebook.com/wearetriumphant
I am so fucking sick of your face
So tired of this place
It's the same thing everyday
An endless cycle of deceit and sin
Going on and on and on and fucking on
If only you could drown yourself
In an ocean of your own self pity
You fucking disgust me
You pathetic pi...
Everywhere I have lived even as a child has been mountainous/elevated areas
Heya old hag
L state
How ya doing
Wisconsin has one big thing, being better than california, because anywhere is better

Isn't that just Delaware
We could've been great but we gave ourselves the biggest L which was becoming focused on IT for our economy
horrible
We're just new Brunswick now
Probably yeah
mountains are so cool i barely see hills
Isn't Wisconsin's economy held up by cheese
I dunno, Culver's is a pretty good trade...
Except without the looming presence of an oil family to give us treats for obedience
Uno when do you turn 40
We can't even build a train from Madison to Milwaukee we're so cooked
Awhile.
Uno when hyperion 
Some day sparter will be Sparter_45
NEW BRUNSWICK MENTIONED

Gonna be a weird time
Bad
New Brunswick bad
Rude
New bunswick
Go to bucees and shit yourself
At least is not Quebec
Set the date, sometime after 3pm one of these days. But not 29th and after
To rust 😔
Stuff like that is applicable to a lot of places
Crime, actually
You are invalid
VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE
All opinions you hold are forfeit
We must burn Quebec
Quebec is the worst shithole ever

Crime? Can't have shit in Detroit
They stole my theft
Clearly you've never been to Jakarta Indonesia
Nope, but quebec has the worst people ive had the displeasure of meeting
If There ain't shit to do in Wisconsin how bad is it in Quebec
It's because they are descendents of the French
What do they offer to the table
Worse because French is involved
Poutine isn't even a regional thing because everyone does it
They steal the table
Hatred
And take a fat shit in it's place

Oh no! Our table!
It's broken
The thing that I learned to hate Quebec for is they chose to keep their 25 year import ban for cars when the rest of the country is 15
So you're not even getting the cool JDM shit that your neighbors get to over the US
heartsteel finally worth ?
@left mantle
I had 6000 heart steel stacks in arena today
That's mega buns to me

thank fuck
yo discord actually sucks so bad
I just realized its 30 FPS when alt tabbed out of a video game and not 60
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD
Force it to 24 for the cinematic experience
chat have i cooked
I want to get my brother who loves ocean life to play subnautica but he's too scared to do it
why is this a problem now
yeah but the devs never intended it
you were never intended to kill everything
seen by how many creatures didnt have death animations
you were meant to use it as a detterent and the knife did like no damage
why allow it with knife n other tools then
Killing was unintended in sub1
Tard think this was the way it was to be played
it was meant as a detterent
a weapon that does minimal damage but could be used to scare off enemies
"if it bleeds it can be killed"
Amazing
Solution
They don't bleed anymore
ye

literally just make em immune to damage
They are in sub2
This is an issue apparently 
Ppl using retarded ass arguments such as
Immersion

does sub2 still have a thermal knife? so you can insta-grill edible fish
I loved that in sub1 lmao
Nope

Volkswagen golf or a honda civic hatchback .
Both has dirt cheap parts for replacement
But tbf
The hot knife in sub 1 was because how dogshit the last biome is in sub1
And both has decent customization options.
Civic specially since the modding scene for it is booming since the 90's
lava lake? I mean
I was only in and out of that for the story 
Yeah
That's also why there's peepers in that biome so you can cook them on the go
knife is gone but theyre adding a way to do it irrc just not yet
I wish I got a TSX wagon tbh
or atleast theres something in the files

data leaks:
||theres a leviathan in the files longer than the entire map of subnautica 1||
Lava lake is actually just dogshit
I had a base built at the entrance of the first lava biome (before lava lake), where that pretty glowy tree is
thought "better prepare before I go down there"
but then the time I spent down there was less than the time I spent building the base 
That place is pretty
I dun like dat
why they give him birth giving hips or what ever


Damn AI art smh

id call her a clanker but shes too cute
ok i get that and the game crashes
Fight him
and if im right
you are playing the high seas edition


I read "alt stabbing"
uu paying for a game that's more than 20$
01100011 01101100 01100001 01101110 01101011 01100101 01110010
Could be worse.
You could be playing a MODERN 70 dollars TRIPLE A live service game
Thsts Clanker in Binary
preorder 90$ deluxe edition
pirate 5$ indie games
aye aye capn
I love making funny gifs
QRT: zleeeb
Thers kindness on this moon 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 #subnautica2
anyone else discord is really slow this past week
Yes yak
No yak
Discord having a brain aneurysm, got that in the recent years
they keep ragebaiting me with this "33 people in voice" shit
recent weeks
Japanese cars are quite small
I am inside one of them going to close up shot
Barely has any leg room
that's because japan is turning footsteps into electricity
I'm having a deja vu I swear I saw this exact conversation already

Ironic because here in the US Japan has Americanized their cars to be cavernous inside
half the population is 7ft tall
the other half is 600lbs
Some of them are both
My sisters versa has a ton of legroom for no good reason other than for the love of the game
My driving instructor was like 6'10 and 350 lbs
We always had to take the Taurus because it was the only one that fit him 
recent offensive joke I read went like
woman goes to doctor for a check-up
doctor says her BMI isn't ideal
she asks "what's the ideal height for my weight?"
doctor says "about 11 meters/36 feet"
His name was Kurt
Which honestly is a fitting name
I don't think I've met a Kurt who wasn't gigantic
Kurt Cobain was a little shorter later in life
Nothing to lose your...
You know what nah

Like using a particle accelerator to add electrons to a serum.
dont lose your head over this

aw hell nah
and then I scroll down and I see genuine paragraphs of valid complaints
YOU CAN DO THAT???
not me swimming with like no inventory
There is alot of funny bugs with the tadpole 
Oh no no
There's a funny bug with the storage crate
That involves one of the modules you can put on your tadpole 
Did you unlock the wings yet?
the big storage ones?
Nah
or the scout ones
The scout
ye
If you throw the crate on the scout wings without the tadpole being connected, the wings turn into bayblades

what
They'll even fling themselves through the ground if they go off in that direction 
all of the merc voices sound like different scents of axe body spray if they were people
@supple lotus turns out you can get the platform gun
Another great bug is you can make the tadpole fly at Mach 10 if you are a host and give your friend a rebreather

I found out when I handed my friend one and he proceeded to leave the fucking planet
im so glad iwngs arent included in the collider
So how's rogue core
"bio chamber anomaly scanner upgrade"

havent played properly
dunno
still on tutorial
but from tutorial alone
its literally drg
btw if u ddint know coords in the bottom right of the pause menu
Shit went from 15 at day and freezing at night to 30 at day and 15 at night in a weekend 
Like using a shotgun for a haircut
hi homo


Hi foid
うちのクルルヤックに何か?
モンスターハンターMonster Hunter
ナルガ装備@yzkrin
クルルフェイクマン@Mansyo017
#ストフェス2026
#日本橋ストリートフェスタ2026
BIRB UP
?????

Because we killed their budget like fucking retards
Maybe they'll a budget raise now that Pentagon said ailens exist 
Nah
Lets give half a trillion to the pentagon instead
Deadass? Actually?
because that's surely gonna reduce the amount of wasted cash uh-huh
Didn't they always have one?
some characters had specific input for a "block/counter" move
but apparently it has an actual global parry thing now

just saw a Simon player parry Marth and yeet him 2 solar systems away
with the whip
Yeah ultimate added it
I'd love to play ultimate but it feels clunkier than Brawl. and Brawl was clunky
also who the fuck would I main in Ultimate, so many characters lmao
Yay we can feed 50 more reaper drones to other countries air defense systems

in melee I played Marth and Mewtwo the most
in Brawl Lucario "replaced" Mewtwo and Ike was an improved Roy so I played him instead of Marth
then Ultimate has cloud, sephiroth, simon and richter and a shitton of other characters that I can't even remember
it's also funny how my favorites in Melee were
- one of the fastest characters with huge reach
- one of the slowest characters with tiny arms
@verbal lodge @frank hearth https://youtu.be/JfyoJYCRNMo
Ascendancy balance changes are coming to Return of the Ancients.
⏱️ Chronomancer gains new notables
💎 Gemling Legionnaire now receives additional effects from Skill Gem quality.
Neat gemling changes, hope this kinda cements what they want it to be
time to project my zomboid once more
why do I suddenly want to remember Bayonetta's name lol
huh it's weird replacing the hood doesn't get rid of the blood
the quality being limited to gemling is kinda gringe
but im liking the direction they're going, making ascendancy nodes much more powerful
can't wait for the new monk gloves
GGG COOK

I mean its the same as druid getting bonded effects from runes and shit
Gemling just gets an additional bonus the same way
But gemling needed something really powerful to set it apart from the other 2 merc ascendancies
Tactician gets really fucking strong pin builds
Witchhunter is just generally good overall
mercenary looking intriguing too
but i can't leave behind my ol faithful monk

the new grenade launcher crossbows go hard
But I do want to see them apply this same ethos to acolyte.
Bring it up to snuff
Chronomancer changes are huge though
chronomancer is heavily underrated
like, it's the bottom of the barrel last i played
It was just not good enough previously
Now though?
Lookin' pretty solid
since its defensive node mitigates DoT
and you get tracer rewind 
Hey, check 1:27 of the video and tell me what that armor looks like.
fortifude
Offtopic be like
Heyyyy

very hard

Whatcha doin
@frank hearth is there anyway to check your perks or games modifiers ?


knew it was that
WHERE IS THIS TRAIN TAKING ME
remember something with mol
Man's going to Heisenberg
The same people who think gaming being held to the same standard as literally every other software dev
Is crazy
got some cheesy fries
companies will hurt the consumers
lifes good
I knew it was Germany before even looking at the names of the stops, simply because it was delayed 🥀
valid
samurai kevlar

Now I’m stuck at some other creepy ass train station because it told me to get off here to catch a bus
It didn’t tell me that the bus would arrive AT FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING
MAYUMI HANIWA IS THAT YOU?
That's lookin like the grasping mail call was real
@left mantle so its agreed, we shoot taco?
He better not catch us in downtown A18
Watch me totally forget how to fly next week 
Show
Special island
i ated it
Too many syllables
pah pah
foxtrot seems a bit inefficient innit
U mean fokstrot bruv
sorrey mate, bit dizzy in me head, cunt think straight
Get your ooneeform in check and go see sharlee
That is NATO Phonetic
WW1 phonetic alphabet was mostly made by the british iirc
well sure but NATO includes the brits, no?
so they probably had some input
They are but the one formed those to make sure people speaking English, French and other countries can pronounce them easily
@runic condor the gun nut yangkey arrived, we better head to seeairrah. Heard kehbeck is nice this time of year
oi fancy a brekfast on the waoy theere?
X is pronounced eks
Fuck you. Random firetruck we are building
Booe o waer aye
Working as intended BTW people dont see the 12-16 ton firetruck so this is to grab drivers attention
Idk why ppl keep thinking I am American
Smh
Its not as awkward as people called me Chinese but I guess it what it is
Why you guys building a truck that will cause fires
Then what are you
Bc we hate the world
lovecraftian city builder
interesting idea
Thats us navy 1996 manual, i will read it as a proper english cunt i will 
Cause either it that or helluva southern accent
Or you could read it in generic Midwestern accent #3
Ooh yaah the kehbeckians at it again arent they
Do not compare me to a quebecois
Anyways brits had an aneurysm at 1918
You damn yangkeys no better than kehbeckians
deez nuts hah
We are
Because we aren't French with extra steps
ack
imagine not liking pickles

Sharlee tell pahpah we have a wild yangkey on the loose. Might be a sharlee spy

Are tou trying to emulate like a really thick Wisconsin accent?
Ngl jersey accent could fit too
Oooh yaaa bud

Indeed

Oh rather
Oh you betcha
You Minnesota scum
Viktah! The fuck you doing

Sharlee be here any moment

Why am I being disrespected like dat
What's wrong with being a minnesotan
We are the state of 10,000 lakes after all

Ngl anytime i hear wisconsin i think about that one chick who did those "flirting with midwester " and that one guy who does midwest skits
Well that's because that dude is from wisconsin
Yee
And appropriately hates illinois
It has one great shithole.
If i was, I'm like 90% a tornado would've killed me by now

I wouldnt even talk to taco at that point
Eh odds are against it
I would block taco and unblock sab
at least you'd have that tall ass building with the floor made of glass for tourists to shit their pants
Had a town like 3 hours from me last year got bent over by a E5 tornado 
Only one getting bent over is yo mama
If you want an F5 to spaghettify you, oklahoma is where you should set up.
@oblique belfry

I want the Black Hole of the universe to spaghettify me
pelo's scream 
You know whats worse than not liking pickles? Not liking tomatos
Nah I'll just wait this year
I think this is my year when a tornado runs through my town 
or onions

hating onions is as if youre not human
In the state of 10,000 lakes?
I only like tomato sauce on pizza or pasta
Friend eating hamburger. Removes tomato. Eats fries with ketchup....
Me:
I don't like ketchup either
It'll happen
Eventually 
regular tomato sauce on pizza and lasagna and macaroni and other types of pasta is fine
you telling me a tomato fried this rice
processed shit tastes better than natural shit 
Tornadoes are truly an awesome sight to behold, the fury of nature.
More likely to get a 50 inch musky on a bobber. 
@left mantle @carmine laurel @marsh cargo taco is now kos in sc.
technically it can

put the tomato liquid when frying the rice
Taco ive got a boom tube rocket with your name on it
Gotta get them to try some venison.
I dont either but i like tomators, even nom on them as is 
Tomatoes with a dab of olive oil.



LOAF
Could go for some venison rn
Eat it
me but lemons
Lemons? Lemonade gud
Man now im hungry

Life doesnt give you lemons cause we made them.
boss fight was a bit pain
squeeze half a lemon onto my salad
then eat the husk
but oh well

Think about that
Doge gave us lemons, not life
Man what kind of lemons yall have in brazil
Mbo is brazillian
I did not ever think about eating the husk of a lemon before 
????
Yeah he's been perma debuffed
Unless you mean the lemon fruit with the husk
Forced to live in Brazil
Cause husk for me is is whats over corn
As was foretold
Posting the most brazillian man
husk just means the juiced lemon
I don't know, his ancestors probably wrestled 50 foot anacondas.
Ive done my part
i could go for a lemon wedge rn
Only thing mbo is wrestling is his 5 foot anaconda
(fucking kill me)

Particle accelerator time
This heat got to me and its not even that hot 
Only when it isn't
humid as all balls though
Sitting in nice 40 degree weather with 60 mph gusts.

Outside nice 15, up at the plant highest floor like 35

Gotta go check piles with flir 
i like how despite the many advertisements this lizard was in it was barely in the movie
its life is NOTHING
He was too powerful
it serves ZERO PURPOSE
The lizard would've dominated the whole movie
With the funni
They had to KILL IT
door of nothing
How it feels to have mostly deadlock shit on my for you page
another
thank you for showing us empty doors
i know a guy who would love another worker for doors
useful doors
useless doors
doors that lead nowhere
doors that lead to a nuclear winter
i dongeit
did you watch murder drones
build my doors
i still blame the doors

who ?
happy birthday
thomas
thomas
oh my bad
happy birthday thomas!
thomas punched me in the gut and stole my wallet
hell yeah
probably deserved
go thomas
bitch??
thomas needed birthday money
roomba
guys i tricked you
you can pet it
thomas isn't the cat
fuck thomas then
why is there smoke coming out of his head
he's having a power thought
that isnt smoke
no I'm not
its steam!
shi i can't find the full ss

uh... the round ones 
I just overheard my wife on the phone volunteering both of us for something on the 30th

brazillian
aw :(
steamed hams
slam dunking on your mommas clam
she said you're so good at this damn!
i told her thank you kind madame
bars
goodnight
prison bars
haha stoopid
what
oh
I didn't tag you but I posted it 
sauron's big and evil twin
that one dk quest that lich king gives you
"I wonder what's for dinner"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNT"
evil sauron be like "one ring to gift them all"
What does "Kinding" a member do?
idk
one rule to ring them all
better than the alternative that's for sure
does this even affect CR 
i saw that
bit on the easy side
No you didnt
don't jerk 
Steamjorker
post it again

meet & fuck ahh gif
those who know
you get aura if you get insantly blocked
Facts
@frozen void


look at the R
Like why
idk ask GW why theyre retarded
but yeah i just thought id make you know about it too
im so excited for skitarii btw
FS is GETTING my money
plasma caliver my beloved (i hope)
for the 40k version of darktide?
derp what was the fucking ratgame
All you get is radium jizzail

im sure we get at least one new plasma gun for it
because skitarii love plasma and arc guns
all I know is that skitarii require a massive brain to play in tabletop
i doubt it will be that way in dt
jizzail? 
Radium Jezzail 
@left mantle 
Shart Citizen?
correct
Boy got hermes
rented but yes
Stole RSIs shoes like Kratos
wanted to try it since i wasnt a fan of the triage

look at that huge structural vulerability tho 
its a cargo ship so it doesnt matter
🚙 🏃
and i genuinely though you would say it looks like a penis first
COCKpit
so do like 90% of ships in ED 
I don't remember them being such huge targets in ED ships
then again I know and remember maybe 2 ships
erectile dysfunction ships
Look at wall
Spider
Look somewhere else for 5 seconds
Look back at the wall
No spider
Where
down
There is no down anymore
under your pillow
waiting
roof
There is no roof anymore either
e

I'm gonna play E33 in fr*nch I think
I won't be able to hear Verso and Maelle and not think of Clive and Shart
gifs you can hear

bro i hate it when spiders start doing rotations
yo phone linging
lose sight of the guy and you'll never know at which spot he'll be camping at
Um, yes?
better go after it then
"Every day we stray further from God's light"
- some guy on the internet
Check out the official unofficial Damn Daniel corruption mod on Steam!
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2688286429&searchtext=damn+daniel
oh

There is alot going on
And I can't understand a damn thing
my first 10 floor md is going crazy

you can mulch hordes, you can mulch crushers
its just fun
the trick is to get down to 50hp
for the additional damage and attack speed from martyrdom
that 50% damage is so potent
also 37.5% toughness damage res
so you become a high dps tank

(ogryn wishes)
honse
true!
go back to stalker chat

We need to kill Laff
i'm so sorry bamboo hatted kim
guys anyone got an updated armour list?
YIELD MY FLESH TO CLAIM THEIR BO-
fuckit we ball
fuck
I hate when online games get shut down
hopefully quitkillinggames succeeds in their thing

I could not fathom looking up something from last year to reply to it.
Still could not.
If you talk about me, at least ping me ;3
by the way do you get xp in this channel?
no need to bait you then :<
!whotf
Do I know you? Sound a bit hurt by my comments
Any tone is an imagination on your end, but feel free to keep chatting
These 2026 accounts man
Ok. How was your day
what are your thoughts in free will

i gotta do it everytime i see a new person
Ask every single account
September 2025 btw
AND NOT JUST THE GREYNAMES
:3
BUT THE WHITES







