╟❓general-offtopic

[marsh cargo]

fuk

[copper vapor]

I like the gameplay loop

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

it's doom eternal but not hyper ADHD weaponswap bullshit

[sour rivet]

foiled by the fat finger

[copper vapor]

the retrofuturistic soviet aesthetic is peam

soundtrack is one banger after another

[static axle]

idk, it wasnt bad but the gun play and shit felt "hollow" maybe that was just me

[copper vapor]

horni fridge is funny

[green granite]

I need to beat the last DLC

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cwif-catwifhat-4--k01KS35AZ8N5DJV00FF7DRCPMZC

[copper vapor]

same, I even forgot it's out already

[thick plover]

the other 95% were too busy jorking it to the twins

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

3rd dlc boss was a bit bullet hell-sy

but fun

[marsh cargo]

its really funny how effective it was to making ppl try the game

[copper vapor]

all I can say is I'm looking forward to The Cube and AH2

[thick plover]

literally though

game formula be like

[copper vapor]

just like Capcom marketing RE Village

[green granite]

I love the 3rd DLC

[thick plover]

fuuuuuuuuuuuck our game looks mid as shit were gonna be made fun of fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[green granite]

Kinda a shame we cant use DLC guns in normal game

[thick plover]

okay now put a hot female in it

perfect.

sir what if we made another one and made it her twin

GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE

[copper vapor]

I don't mind it... some of the dlc guns would be pretty OP in base game lol

[thick plover]

thats how it happened probably

[abstract mesa]

havent played re8 yet but i heard she wasnt even in the game for that long 😭

[marsh cargo]

shes the first area boss so like 1/4 of the game

or 1/3 tbh

[copper vapor]

correct

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_QRpwF31ynk

I know this is an old story but it's so funny every time I hear it

also Billy Butcher is there

also

ALSO

here's some fresh nostalgiaslop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJSmz-zhDxE

[static axle]

You forgot the part of make then nano robotic

And have them do weird belly stab ritual

[copper vapor]

that scene was so fucking unnecessary lmao

[static axle]

Yup, i was just staring it "the fuck this have to do with the story"

[copper vapor]

it's important to the story because they download the guy's corpse into the thing but
just stab him with a USB stick ffs

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

I still remember getting roasted by a uni professor on a design thing

we were making a vertical shoot 'em up game and our plot is the protag is the last AI unit, but they didn't have a body
so at some point a PC-like chassis was made for it (we didn't want to make it an android) and it would install itself on different starships to fly and do missions

professor goes "so you just plug the AI into the ships via USB"

[green granite]

I mean

[sour rivet]

uploading my artifical intelligence with the ol relilable

[green granite]

Atleast allow that for New Game+

[copper vapor]

it was funcionally just like that since you could earn money and buy upgrades or even new ships, so the bulky PC chassis where the AI exists would have to be transferred over from one ship to another and plugged inside it

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

spareter question

[marsh cargo]

yeees?

[sour rivet]

the shiver leviathan

[latent hazel]

"vas are you doing, Mein Fuhrer"
"I am designing the shotgun enemies for Max Payne"

[sour rivet]

do you think it will remain a "out of bounds" stopper or be put in a respective biome

[marsh cargo]

they will prob be relocated same as the squid tbh

[sour rivet]

mm

[marsh cargo]

i think the squids current place is just there for the devs to get easy testing data from players

[sour rivet]

where would it be moved tho

the trench seems like a good spot

unless they got something else planned there

[marsh cargo]

yep

the shivers pda entry is also kinda metal

[sour rivet]

got the angler fish style goin on

where the males hang onto the female

[static axle]

[marsh cargo]

spoiler just in case

[sour rivet]

||"fate-ender"||

[static axle]

Atropos huh, atro pos. @quiet abyss youre a piece of shit

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fire-writing-2--k01KS364V2FK8W0PQ589XP8BFE6

[static axle]

Perhaps one should play sub2 since gpass

[marsh cargo]

who fucking wrote this

[sour rivet]

noa

[copper vapor]

life good

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/hoopie-pog-gif-21624735

I was gonna say lots of riding happening in subnautica

[marsh cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/EGYWO8mjOUI

[sick trail]

No no, the grenade launcher enemies

[static axle]

@left mantle should one let autism take over for funny factory game

[latent hazel]

shotgun ones too, no?

they deal insane damage, meanwhile in your hands shotgun sucks cockington

[proven tundra]

Wtf cupper

[timber oxide]

The final mascot

[sick trail]

Eh, I got through shotguns better than the rare grenade launcher

[marsh cargo]

omg a shrimp

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

@tiny notch @little depot @green granite 2 Girls 1 Cup

[sour rivet]

can it fry rice

[timber oxide]

I'm missing 4 roads, not counting the 9 roads that are on the S5 Island

[proven tundra]

Why tag me in this

[oblique belfry]

finished the boys

[little depot]

Finale was ass

[static axle]

Damn, time to scan the map

[oblique belfry]

not really

[little depot]

I'm not gonna lie

[oblique belfry]

i liked the ending

[sour rivet]

did black noir show up as a homelander clone and eat a baby

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck ?

[sour rivet]

thats what happened in the comic

[little depot]

Homelander could be as fast as a train

[oblique belfry]

no

[little depot]

And in the finale

[oblique belfry]

the series is not the comics

[little depot]

He gets out speed by kimeko

[little depot]

Yeah

[oblique belfry]

no ?

ryan and butcher were holding him down ?

[little depot]

Then butche takes a crow bar

[oblique belfry]

did u even watch the ep

[static axle]

How far are you in the wristbands?

[little depot]

Butcher is nowhere as fast as him either

[timber oxide]

Finishing orange

[little depot]

Also his laser does fuck all to kimeko

Just tickles her chest

[oblique belfry]

you do know all of the people in that room were supes right ?

you know

highly durable

[static axle]

i just got blu

[little depot]

You do know that 3 eps ago

[oblique belfry]

not to mention kimiko is almost the same tier as soldier boy now

with the radiation

[timber oxide]

I was kinda busy driving

[little depot]

Kimeko got torn in half

By the same lader

[oblique belfry]

and now he is as strong as soldier boy now

due to the radiation

[little depot]

Doesn't make her stronger

[oblique belfry]

it does

[little depot]

😭

[oblique belfry]

fuck you mean it doesnt

[static axle]

Man all i did was drive and explore and barely raced

[oblique belfry]

it literally made her soldier boy tier durable

[little depot]

...

[oblique belfry]

aka same durability as homelander

[timber oxide]

I would've finished the wristbands by now if I didn't explore

[little depot]

First of all no, second of all even if that was the case

[static axle]

I got green by pure exploration

[little depot]

Still bs

[oblique belfry]

how ?

[little depot]

Cause ah yes uranium exposure makes u stronger

[oblique belfry]

thats literally how they created soldier boy

[little depot]

THAT IS NOT

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

brother its literally in the lore and explained on how they made soldier boy

[static axle]

But exploration fun.

[little depot]

he was just as strong

Before the russians

Did the bs

[marsh cargo]

wild teto post

and from rat

[oblique belfry]

so was kimiko

[little depot]

KIMEKO GOT TORN IN HALF

[little depot]

LIKE 3 TIMES

[oblique belfry]

for example if soldier boy before experiment was on power 10

after experiment he was 100

same case with kimiko now

[oblique belfry]

brother

[little depot]

...

[oblique belfry]

you are talking about the first eps

of the season

[pallid sapphire]

TOMORROW

Menace update @rocky turtle

[little depot]

MY POINT IS

[pallid sapphire]

i totaly forgot

[little depot]

kimeoko Ryan and butcher just gets super duper strong

[pallid sapphire]

you got none

[little depot]

For writing crutch

[oblique belfry]

which makes sense ????????????????????????????

[little depot]

NO???

[oblique belfry]

how

[little depot]

Ryan gets the shit beat out of him

Suddenly can fight back

[oblique belfry]

ryan is the son of homelander same blood.
butcher has been strong since he evolved his cancer tumors
kimiko now has the same power as soldier boy

[oblique belfry]

because he was a moron who was reckless

in ep 5

[little depot]

...

[oblique belfry]

and all he did

was just tug homelander

not fist fight the guy

he was trying to hold him down

so kimiko can do its thing

thats not technically "fighting"

[static axle]

Do you know if theres more showcases like the robot?

[oblique belfry]

ryan's laser barely damaged homelander

when he fired it on his chest

[static axle]

Usually theres like 3

[oblique belfry]

the plan was simple
hold the guy down so kimiko can beam him

butcher was getting his ass beat

until ryan showed up

after seeing the fight in his tv

[little depot]

The fuck does that have to do with anything I said

[oblique belfry]

because you act like kimiko is this powerless npc and say "muh writing"

and call others weak too

[little depot]

Because they are?

[oblique belfry]

no ?

butcher literally wasnt hurt bad after his supe power

[marsh cargo]

i remember when the writter for that show threw a fit and said homelander could beat superman

[oblique belfry]

and ryan is weak because he is still not fully strong compared to homelander

he was reckless in ep5

thought "i could beat yo ass up"

and got whooped

and in this fight he didnt properly fight

just tried to hold him down

[little depot]

I'm not doing this

[oblique belfry]

you can clearly see his laser doing barely any damage to homelander

[little depot]

Buhbye

[oblique belfry]

Stop joining the media herd then

and calling the show " a mess"

[little depot]

Ive literally never said that

Insane strawman

[oblique belfry]

wasnt just for you

im just sick of people

coping about the show

[little depot]

Me when people have different opinions so I go on a 15 minute rant

[oblique belfry]

show explains how some stuff happens

yet morons on the internet refuse to acknowledge how stuff happens

not you btw

this is just a mald of me seeing a retard

in the internet

[little depot]

Hey I think this is kinda bs and convenient placed to speed up the finale -> muh writing everything is explained and you are a moron

[oblique belfry]

To be fair. Some stuff were not acknowledged

for example marie was just showed to backburner

[timber oxide]

You race planes and the one I'm about to do has something to do with the rocket

[oblique belfry]

and did nothing

another was deep

why the fuck did they let him live till last ep

only for him to die ?

like its so dumb

3rdly soldier boy

[little depot]

My point is Ryan kimeko and butcher conveniently more or less randomly powers up for the finale with the power of friendship

[oblique belfry]

one of the most popular and loved characters in the show

"oop back to the cryo you go"

[little depot]

And homelander is kinda nerfed

[oblique belfry]

didnt even make it to the finale 🥀

[little depot]

Imma also be honest

I have no idea where the deep and second noir thing

Was even meant to go

[static axle]

indarasting

[oblique belfry]

tbh i also thought frenchie scene was unneccesarry

literally an anime scene troupe

used in many medias

[oblique belfry]

it was a c story

[little depot]

I think they would have benefited from lengthening the finale out

[oblique belfry]

which led to nothing

noir died a 2nd time

for no reason

[copper vapor]

wait is the boys discussion ok now

[little depot]

Yes

[oblique belfry]

i watched

and i liked it

[copper vapor]

I thought it was kinda ass

some unresolved shit

probably because of vought rising

but Vought Rising is a prequel so idk

[little depot]

I like the part where black noir showed up ate a baby and butcher crowbars him and kills the rest of the boys

Wait what even happened to Ryan in the comics

[oblique belfry]

thats another thing i dont get with people

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-0401-soma-neptune-animation-gif-8921489508129400489

[little depot]

The comic is hot garbage

People say it's better to be snobby

[oblique belfry]

they expect everything to be the same as comics

1:1

same case with invincible

[covert shard]

It is pretty bad

[little depot]

No the show would be ass lmao

[oblique belfry]

seen so many people crying "this didnt happen in the comics"

so what ?

[covert shard]

The show would be ass

[oblique belfry]

its meant to be its own thing

[little depot]

90% of the fights in the comic

[oblique belfry]

you can change few things for continuation

and make its own thing

[little depot]

Is with the boys being more juiced up than every supe

[copper vapor]

one thing I don't like about people comparing comic to the tv show is how they act like the tv show isn't some 14 year old edgy fanfic just like the comic is

[oblique belfry]

yet nooo

it must be 1:1

watch

they will have to not include vanessa sex scene in invincble

[covert shard]

Like what invicible did

[oblique belfry]

due to censors n allat

and people will cope about it

[covert shard]

Perharps?

[little depot]

In the comics I'd argue homelander is kinda just a normal dude

He literally didn't do anything

And it was all noir

[oblique belfry]

like invincible directors said "we released most people in comics were 90% white men"

[little depot]

Understandable crabsout

[little depot]

What

[oblique belfry]

yet people are still malding about this

for making diversity

[oblique belfry]

ye

[little depot]

Nvm the grammar made me have a stroke

[oblique belfry]

people coped about "why gender swap" or "why color change"

[little depot]

I get it now

[oblique belfry]

then he said comics were filled with white men

only

[proven tundra]

Those people are weird tho

[little depot]

The show is about fucking aliens

[oblique belfry]

they are

[little depot]

It doesn't get more diverse than that

His brother is literally grape coloured

[proven tundra]

Ur grape coloured

Hehehe

Gottem

[covert shard]

The only person in the whole comic that can be called "grape..."

[little depot]

Don't get me started on people who justify Vanessa

[oblique belfry]

they want that shit in live tv

[covert shard]

What about the people on twitter when prgamata first launched?

[oblique belfry]

i swear

i can already see some people

[covert shard]

They are Def weirdos, yes?

[oblique belfry]

sending death threats to directors

for not including vanessa sex scene

[little depot]

There's people on both side being retarded

It's the same people every time

[pure compass]

What happened with Pragmata?

[timber oxide]

@static axle

[little depot]

Child

[proven tundra]

People said it was a pedo game

[marsh cargo]

the techjacket fan crawling from the woodwork to argue it was better when tech was a guy

after letting 3 spinoff series of male guy techjacket flop hard

[proven tundra]

"people"

[little depot]

Two sides of the extremes

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile they had no idea who the dude was literally few months ago

[little depot]

One side was being weird and pandering to pedo stuff, other side called the game pedo bait

Both sides weird asf

[pure compass]

You play as a Hellenistic Greek dad in God Dad of War. Do the math

[marsh cargo]

which is funny because its the most
father experience game to date

[covert shard]

Just came back from lunch

Ask ?3 anything about oil#

Oils

[proven tundra]

No I refuse

[covert shard]

You are telling me... That I can't find things cute in my games?

[little depot]

How do I frack to get kerosene from a carbon chain

[oblique belfry]

anyways

[pure compass]

actually we already know how straight Kratos is nvm

[little depot]

Right

[pure compass]

[covert shard]

As in cleaning it or getting from it?

[little depot]

Fracking the chain

[oblique belfry]

me liked the boys ending
some stuff were shoved to backburner which were sad but eh
8/10

[little depot]

To get it

[proven tundra]

How many atmosphere of pressure to crush all of the oil out of azu

[little depot]

Ermmm your opinion is bad and it should have been like the comics (never watched the show only watched through instragram reels)

[oblique belfry]

actual retardation

[covert shard]

I am pretty sure Kerosene is either a bio product or a product of petroleum. Like gasoline or diesel

[covert shard]

3080psi give it or take

[static axle]

[marsh cargo]

this happens soo fucking often it amazes me

[covert shard]

Name me one non wobbly character then

[little depot]

Yes that's what fracking is

[static axle]

Thats most horizon thing to ever horizon

[little depot]

Or well you frack to get oil

And then you shorten the chain

To get fossil fuel

[pure compass]

isnt it already a fossil fuel

[little depot]

I'm asking how to make it

Smh

[covert shard]

You need at least an oil refinery

[pure compass]

You get crude oil and you refine it

[little depot]

Best I can do is a Bunsen burner and a volumetric flask

[timber oxide]

Something tells me that someone did find it during testing because you get teleported back after a while

[covert shard]

Petroleum is a fossil fuel, kerosene is another thing you can get from refining petroleum enough

[little depot]

How do u get from crude oil to shale oil

Or tight oil as the weirdos call it

[static axle]

[little depot]

It's rage bait

[covert shard]

Meth. It is

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213813265474265088/1229467460105932870/Cat.gif

[covert shard]

That's a dog mate

[copper vapor]

no that's a parrot

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-bun-bunny-cute-20th-month-gif-17480817775413889972

[pure compass]

How do I go from anthracite to petroleum substitute

[static axle]

Well i bought the estate. And each time i exit it teleports me to the teleport where you exit from the estate, and doesnt let me stay at the garage entrance

[little depot]

It is actually the 20th

[static axle]

It has bunch of weird little bugs ngl

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-bnuuy-3--k01KS38J7CD3BEWDCQ2Z6YN7PHD

[little depot]

NOOOO

MY BNUUY

[latent hazel]

it might not be, but they for sure are ecstatic for its release

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/stealing-steals-bunny-bnuy-bnuuy-gif-6750640650886331978

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-eats-bird-jerma-bird-bird-on-my-head-jerma-birdhouse-gif-22290775

[covert shard]

Ah. It is a tuna, I see I see

[little depot]

Yayyy

Bun

[proven tundra]

Yeah but does that mean we shouldn't have kids in movies either

[copper vapor]

this isn't from the series finale but I gotta say

Frenchie's death was so fucking stupid

[little depot]

Real and true

Added it in there for shits and giggles

[covert shard]

He sacrificed himself?

[copper vapor]

Deep 2's death was also stupid

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna fucking lose my mind, where am I missing 3 roads

[little depot]

The whole plot led to nothing

The writers didn't know what to do with em

[static axle]

Imma bet its one of those tiny dotted dirt paths

[pure compass]

Time to cancel Macaulay Culkin

[copper vapor]

cause an oil spill
blame it on deep
tell that to his face
laugh at him
turn your back to him while he's EXTREMELY angry at you for it

dumber than Sage

[last fern]

I think having little girls in an atmosphere that directly contrasts with them being there is an anime trope. I dislike it because it just takes me out of it, not because I think it’s weird or anything. Pedos are gonna pedo, but I think if Pragmata was an anime instead of a game, and animated as such, nobody would have said anything

[latent hazel]

im not reading ts

[static axle]

Normal and dirt roads are easy to spot on map but those dotted ones are hell

[covert shard]

OH BOY! TIME TO CANCEL Air Buddy™!

[proven tundra]

No more animals in games
The beastiality folks with jerk off to it

[last fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015335168841621584/1117516148989231225/attachment-1-2.gif

[proven tundra]

No more women in games
You know how men are

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-crossing-wave-race-wave-race-animal-crossing-dotty-jail-gif-4127843670716853694

[little depot]

Only yaoi from now on

[copper vapor]

I was gonna say change everything to stickmen and cavemen drawings

but there's probably people fapping to those

[covert shard]

NO MORE GAMES

[pure compass]

We should just tell the furry community that you can have 3 meter giant lizard people in Shadow Empire.

[latent hazel]

finally, a good message in offtopic

[covert shard]

Gamers are scum!

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/e8fhxiEbnv.gif

[covert shard]

You know how they do it!

[little depot]

"you were never my brooo 😠"

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth YOU FUCK

Hows the game

[latent hazel]

what am i looking at.

[proven tundra]

A dwarf

[oblique belfry]

a worker

[covert shard]

No no.

If we delete the furry community, the entire government technology will break down.

[pure compass]

omg it's the woman from that one game

[oblique belfry]

[pure compass]

No it's to improve sales of a complicated wargame

[proven tundra]

The real tragedy is that this dwarf doesn't have a beard I guess

[covert shard]

A government psyop to sell more Warframe.

[pure compass]

It's Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn

[copper vapor]

true

[covert shard]

A dwarfen maiden

[latent hazel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWeEA_BI3jI

[marsh cargo]

no more men in game
too much old man sey gex

[proven tundra]

A beardless dwarf is like a footless child

[copper vapor]

there's these two as well

[covert shard]

NO MORE YAKUZA??

[latent hazel]

fake - no beard

[covert shard]

AW MAN!

[copper vapor]

where's my proper dwarf lore where women have beards too

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/metal-gear-10--k01KS39055X15VYHNV0FMYVT994

[covert shard]

NO MORE KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS?!!!

[marsh cargo]

[pure compass]

We already banned gamers (Ichiban)

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/mrQaLcSEC96.gif

I wish

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/brO86.gif

[covert shard]

WHERE WOULD I GET MY FAVOURITE "questional men relationship mercenary simulator" SERIES!

[copper vapor]

classic

[frank hearth]

on the first dive so far its DRG

[static axle]

Kinda like fh6 last night

No mp, no tunes, no paints

[pure compass]

I thought this was about Kojimbo bodyscanning women

[covert shard]

Bloody, hell

[pure compass]

and men grabbing other men (and women) by the crotch

[covert shard]

You think metal gear fan think about woman?

Nah mate

THEY LIKE BEARDY MAN

[copper vapor]

Tekken and Soul Calibur still annoy me with the fact that it's bo5 instead of bo3

[static axle]

No way

[covert shard]

filled with PTSD!

[marsh cargo]

kojima had to put silence in msg5 in a vague attemped to steer away from the old man gex
it failed

[copper vapor]

quiet*

[marsh cargo]

yeah her name

[covert shard]

Catastrophicly

[marsh cargo]

see how forgettable she is

[copper vapor]

wtf rogue core is the same price as drg

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-11954040389595096870

[covert shard]

Can't say the truth no more

[static axle]

Gotta get paid for something that could have been a dlc in the end

Idk

[covert shard]

Is that a... P90?

[pure compass]

I think so

a "pdw" for women

[covert shard]

No

Pdw's are ambidextrous and subsequently unisexual aswell

[covert shard]

Uzi?

I meant the gun

[pure compass]

no that's a glorified handgun of some kind

[covert shard]

The part connecting the stock looks like the back of an uzi

[marsh cargo]

thats the average pistol stock

[covert shard]

No. The part near his firing hand

[marsh cargo]

aah

yeah but i recognize kel tec when i see it

so that is a pestol

crack snorting bastards

[covert shard]

Perharps an body kit to the stripper clipped 5.7 pistol?

[marsh cargo]

the marvels of kel tec

[copper vapor]

automatic pistol from gtav

[covert shard]

Less blocky

[timber oxide]

@static axle 2 more roads, taking a break to keep myself sane

[static axle]

I know that feeling

[copper vapor]

glance at a MMO discord
someone whining that "people aren't social in MMOs anymore"
mentions how he just sat still in a hub area for 3 hours and no one stopped to even say 'hello'

what kinda regarded-ass expectation and entitlement a person can have

to want others to stop what they're doing in a game to chat with a stranger

and I love how he's all self-righteous and high and mighty about it like all these people busy playing a game are morally inferior for it

[proven tundra]

If someone sat still in a hub for 3 hours I would think they were a bot

[marsh cargo]

BUT IN MAH OLD TIMES

[copper vapor]

he didn't actually specify 3 hours but said "hours" lol

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

2 days ago this guy was judging someone for asking "how many hours on average to reach max level"

[copper vapor]

oh no it was another guy

similar name

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

2nd week done

slopelfield 6

[copper vapor]

weekfield 6

is there a fomo element to that weekly grind thing

if you 'miss' a week you can't get its rewards

btw laf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn5EG-04NuI

[static axle]

[pallid sapphire]

Nah you just miss cosmetics and boosters.Later down the road you get the guns way easier after the Season.

[static axle]

Not sure about 6 but 5 was like that

[pallid sapphire]

And half the stuff is free

In week 10 you can still complete all the previous weeks challenges and gain points for the BP

thats how i finished Season 2 xD

[static axle]

I can understand why they do that but mane, sad to see

[pallid sapphire]

i played the shit out of the challenges in PvE within a week and still got all the stuff

But yeah you can do the challenges in PvE so its not that much of a hassle

[static axle]

But what if you miss a season

[pallid sapphire]

you can get attachements and weapons easier

You get easy tasks to get them after the Season

[static axle]

Ok so they learned something from 5

[zealous depot]

I love artificially boosting player retention

[static axle]

[static axle]

So any update ever to any game?

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[zealous depot]

True

[static axle]

I know what you mean tho

[proven tundra]

I'll artificially boost your retention

If you know what I mean

(I have no idea what I mean)

[static axle]

[zealous depot]

(You do, don't lie)

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

Never seen a five legged rat before

Wait a minute

[zealous depot]

[pallid sapphire]

Buy ?

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

For 8 bucks sure

Its alright

[pallid sapphire]

i played the first

[static axle]

[pallid sapphire]

dont know about the 2nd

[static axle]

Same here, its mixed so eh, cant be that bad. You could also get base game cheap too

1.99

@zealous depot also when we playing sc all you gonna hear at a critical moment is "atro sends his regards" or "this is for smp 2"

[copper vapor]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/chancellors/recommended/2605790

[green granite]

2 girls? I am lucky

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

[pallid sapphire]

so never ?

[copper vapor]

lmao

there's always these retards

[static axle]

From the actual review

Reading not found

[copper vapor]

also Embark posted this https://arcraiders.com/news/notes-on-the-matchmaking-system

[sour rivet]

wym

[pallid sapphire]

Eh its a reoccuring theme that everyone has to push their stuff as EA and its not done til like 5 years after EA release

[sour rivet]

deep rock only took like 2 years

[pallid sapphire]

Or abandoned

[sour rivet]

but yeah it is a reoccuring theme

[pallid sapphire]

i can understand why they do it

fast money

its just that everyone does it now

[sour rivet]

aaa games basically being EA but not having the tag

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry game fun so far

[copper vapor]

I think this is a lie

[frank hearth]

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

What gam

[copper vapor]

this is good.

[frank hearth]

Rogue Core

[copper vapor]

drg rogue cunt

[sour rivet]

twitter is showing me more stuff of dr utonium

maybe i should rewatch powerpuff girls

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf1XTTeJaak

ACT 2 is OUT

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/SamuraiUtonium/status/2056996274579325187?s=20

Daily Dose of Utonium (@SamuraiUtonium)

https://t.co/Zu52L7Sz6K

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 20, 2026, 7:11 AM

[pallid sapphire]

yeeeeee

[sour rivet]

OH

THANKS LAF

[copper vapor]

"what was doctor utonium doing making little girls in the first place?"

[sour rivet]

wanted kids

i will not allow you to call my favorite cartoon dad a pedo

[copper vapor]

he left the garage door open when leaving

[copper vapor]

it's a joke from an old flash animation that I used to watch constantly

[sour rivet]

ah

[static axle]

Mane you play games that arent fun for 17000 hours.

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry

[frank hearth]

[pallid sapphire]

we lost him

[sour rivet]

can you play falconer and tell me what shes like

[static axle]

gone like fart in wind

[frank hearth]

sir please this is a blatant lie

its 20K hour games

[oblique belfry]

PUSH PUSH PUSH

[frank hearth]

it unlocks the fucking beers

[static axle]

so good one are 40k?

[pallid sapphire]

WHEN

TELL ME WHEN HATE

[static axle]

Weve lost him

[pallid sapphire]

TELL MEEE

[static axle]

4 month

[pallid sapphire]

they delayed this shit indefinetly just so we can have

[static axle]

What even is that

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/dynasty-warriors-dw3-dynasty-warriors3-omega-force-ps2-gif-21150743

People wanted the goofy OG english VA

so they canned the march release

[static axle]

Ah this the funny fighting game no? Can smack many enemies with pole

[pallid sapphire]

yes

[static axle]

[pallid sapphire]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3841510/DYNASTY_WARRIORS_3_Complete_Edition_Remastered/

Steam

DYNASTY WARRIORS 3: Complete Edition Remastered

A striking modern revival of "DYNASTY WARRIORS 3" and "DYNASTY WARRIORS 3: Xtreme Legends," which established the foundation of the entire series. The complete cast of more than 40 officers and numerous battlefields will be beautifully recreated using Unreal Engine 5. Aim for the peak of 1 vs 1,000 action in this even more enjoyable and thrillin…

Release Date

2026

[static axle]

We in may rn so imma say 4-5 months

[frank hearth]

@sour rivet no beard 0/10 so far

[sour rivet]

you can put a beard on her

[static axle]

my source? I made it the fuck up

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/hAMLkIkXTwk

@timid hollow

[static axle]

Ive decided to get scammed next week

Perhaps occasionally building a satisfying factory

And exploring no man sky

[copper vapor]

yo that specialist class in AFE2 is pretty cool

it gets skills from other classes

and you make a frankenstein build

[sour rivet]

i never played fireteam elite

[copper vapor]

me neither

[sour rivet]

i know the first one is on gamepass

[pallid sapphire]

You should try the first one

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet

big daka

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah the new Specialist class will be cool,i definetly level all the other ones first

[uneven sapphire]

whats this

[pallid sapphire]

damn i didnt play the first much

[little depot]

Lagrugru

[pallid sapphire]

Guess it was due my friends dropping it

just like Azu dropped that

[oblique belfry]

i have not played the game yet

so i will not get anything you show

[static axle]

Now hol up

Me do like big dakas, also throw big rock

[pallid sapphire]

@copper vapor do you know the "average player" winrate,like the highest before he turns to green aka good ?

for WoT

context was lacking xD

[pliant chasm]

this game isn't as easy as i thought

juggling hacking dodging and switching weapons makes brain hurty

[static axle]

[pallid sapphire]

good game though

Daddy sim

[pliant chasm]

yea

[copper vapor]

no idea

[pliant chasm]

hacking controls are pretty smart
don't like dodging with lb

but i get it

[pallid sapphire]

the Warthunder one is at 43% .... which is fucking alarming

literal brainlets

[static axle]

hmmm nothing too interesting, but 3.50/game for 2 games

[tiny notch]

whats going on in warhammer twitter nr

[copper vapor]

is that a recurring joke

I've seen that "mommy wants a [something]" with that same woman in the photo

[pallid sapphire]

Rage 2 was suprisingly fun

[pliant chasm]

yea

[copper vapor]

true

[pliant chasm]

GAMBLING

[pallid sapphire]

Rock of Ages is also fun game

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/bumbur95-gamba-gif-14352293880158182327

[copper vapor]

war thunder is arguably a harder game... one tiny positional mistake and you're instantly destroyed by a guy you never saw

[sour rivet]

almos thought you was chappie

[tiny notch]

i know who the woman is, shes some trans niche-internet-celebrity who posted "mommy wants the new dune game"
her family is rich as fuck and owns a colony in the bahamas

[pallid sapphire]

unless you play arcade

[copper vapor]

I think for WoT it's around 45%

[copper vapor]

oh right. the dune meme is what I remember that face from lol

[pallid sapphire]

im Mommy though,not her

[covert shard]

I beg your pardon?

[pallid sapphire]

so Grim didnt report you for the age thing

[copper vapor]

wait... ziggurat 2?

damn

[tiny notch]

😭

theres so many variants

[pliant chasm]

combat music in this game is also groovin

[tiny notch]

i lowk wasnt expecting the dune messiah one but it makes sense with the origin of the meme

[pliant chasm]

||@quiet yew new borka alt in braintard ||

[copper vapor]

[quiet yew]

what you talm about

[pliant chasm]

the guy talking about cars

[quiet yew]

which one

[green granite]

I love how

[pliant chasm]

not nota

[green granite]

I came in Brainfart and instantly know who you are referring to

[pliant chasm]

yea lmao

[tiny notch]

same

[green granite]

Even without the topic what they are talking

[quiet yew]

this one?

[copper vapor]

same

[green granite]

Who else lmao

[quiet yew]

I never had any interactions with borka

so I'm

[green granite]

Dont worry

For the best tbh

[quiet yew]

what did they even do

I keep hearing this shit like some urban legend

[green granite]

Well on the spectrum he is not the worst

Its just people found him annoying cuz he was a fraudster

He claimed to be something that he wasnt

[quiet yew]

in what kind of way

like job or something

[covert shard]

OMFG

[pliant chasm]

everything tbh

[covert shard]

SHE LOOKS LIKE ELENA SIEGSMANN

[pliant chasm]

bro reposted images that prime posted claiming that were his
and many others

[green granite]

Claimed to make 6 figures but somehow still broke?

And uh

Work like 3 weeks a year?

[pliant chasm]

i sharr keep my honoru by hacking bots

[quiet yew]

like memes or some shit?

[covert shard]

she is the one that sang 115

[pliant chasm]

no

irl pics

[pliant chasm]

all zombie songs

[quiet yew]

interesting

did he get banned or some shit

or why is he on an alt

[pliant chasm]

this is like the 4th alt

[pallid sapphire]

[pliant chasm]

it's like a meme now

[pallid sapphire]

i never had a real interaction with Borka either

and im so happy about it

[uneven sapphire]

this new punisher short movie was kinda tuff

[little depot]

Did u see the recent drama around her

[green granite]

How do you know if this was actually him

[thin bobcat]

I know it's an alt, I am not oblivious but he will always return either way and I am only going to ban him once he felt that he managed to fool staff lmao

[tiny notch]

her family being rich as fuck and owning a bahaman colony?

[little depot]

What

I did not know that

No

[tiny notch]

whats she doen now

[pliant chasm]

pretty easy to spot when it's the 4th time

[little depot]

Beef with another creator

[tiny notch]

oh lmao

[little depot]

Who called her out on some stuff

And you know how it is

[green granite]

Well I guess im the oblivious one then

[tiny notch]

https://stupidpenisx.com/WhateverGabb1e/status/2048557471120097526

🏳️‍⚧️ gabbie gran finale (read pinned) (@WhateverGabb1e)

↪️ Replying to @MelxRedgrave

@MelxRedgrave @sprucesepulcrum 🎁

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 27, 2026, 12:18 AM

yeah so this is part of the place she owns

[green granite]

Also

[thin bobcat]

It's generally easy, not a single user would go to brainfart a couple of days aftering joining and say "I was told to kill myself", "I like it here"

[green granite]

Why is twitter Stupidpenisx

[tiny notch]

it allows videos to work

its just a fixvx / fixtwiter redirect

[green granite]

Huh

[tiny notch]

theres a fair few

theyre just for shits and giggles

[pliant chasm]

you can also just see by the topics

i legit saw them talk about cars
saw a new guy and clocked it

[thin bobcat]

You mean that he is always getting giddy whenever cars come up to say that he likes some old BMW?

[pliant chasm]

yea lmao

[tiny notch]

think i can bait him again?

[little depot]

😭

Alright bro

[little depot]

Stupidpenisx is the true neutral of the twitter embed alignment chart

[green granite]

No one asked you, azu

[copper vapor]

I thought that was girlcockx

[green granite]

[little depot]

That's more chaotic neutral

[tiny notch]

opening brainfart to see whos in there

[little depot]

Go way cup head

[little depot]

Why this look like morbius

[copper vapor]

it's got

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet

more big daka

[sour rivet]

daka

[tiny notch]

start the jihad but its against tech companies

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-paul-atreides-i-am-paul-muad'dib-atreides-duke-of-arrakis-gif-10565349926785199692

[little depot]

No i don't have a gun

Bo wowwa wawow

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

irrc her family owns several estates and she still ebegs on twitter

[little depot]

She says it's irony

But uhhh

Yeah

[tiny notch]

she use to have a thrones (a page for people to buy you stuff) link and a link to donations

[little depot]

She has a reputation for being

Really odd online

[tiny notch]

notice how she has to point out the fridge is black

[copper vapor]

she still has that throne page

just checked

[oblique belfry]

im so full of joy

[little depot]

Sabre when you mention males to her

[oblique belfry]

ragebaited 2 morons in a cs match

[little depot]

Sabre when you mention black people

[uneven sapphire]

game with a blacksmith and a magic twink

[little depot]

Enemy or team mates

[oblique belfry]

teammates

in vc

long story short kurds

thats all i will say without getting in trouble

[little depot]

Classic

https://tenor.com/view/slavoj-gif-13363531162343187796

[copper vapor]

oh I forgot about that one

[oblique belfry]

for context the soccer team "Galatasaray" is mostly supported and its directors supports kurds
so we just called em "fucking galatasaray supporters"

and they fucking exploded

they were harassing us by cussing and griefing the game

but we ignored it

the moment we said that sentence they just exploded

their voice went up

[copper vapor]

man I should not have looked at Sabre's twitter page

It's just the average engagement ragebait for transphobes and then going "haha that was a joke and you fell for it"

insert buzz lightyear on the store shelves gif

[little depot]

[oblique belfry]

they fucking deserve it though

fucking twat going "im faceit 10 dont make me angry"

[tiny notch]

oh gods

😭

[oblique belfry]

I FUCKING CRINGED SO HARD

I ALMOST BROKE MY TOOTH

[little depot]

Hmm what a interesting person I wonder what she has to say about people of color and males

[oblique belfry]

when we were losing "ok now you made me angry. I'm locked in"

LIKE

[covert shard]

Currently I am working to remove the suspension springs on a corolla, ask me neat anything car related

[oblique belfry]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EEEEEEEWWWWWW

[copper vapor]

[uneven sapphire]

Azu recommend me a game

[oblique belfry]

it was so fucking awful

anyways

[little depot]

Disco Elysium

[oblique belfry]

in subnautica 2 how many people can you play with

[uneven sapphire]

like 5

i think

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

what's a good car to buy for a newbie driver. is a hatchback a good choice for size?

[oblique belfry]

cuz friend said "would you buy sub 2 if we were to play"

[copper vapor]

4

[little depot]

Actually no

[copper vapor]

Subnautica 2 is being crafted as a single-player experience that you can optionally play in online co-operative multiplayer with up to three friends.

[little depot]

@uneven sapphire go play pripeteia

[oblique belfry]

i have never played 1 nor2

[little depot]

Polish cyberpunk breakcore game

[tiny notch]

go play 1

its great

[copper vapor]

sub1 is very good

[uneven sapphire]

polish cyberpunk

[little depot]

Yesss

I love that game

Also checkout funky heart

[pliant chasm]

[oblique belfry]

1 friend said he played 1
1 friend said he also played 1 but has ocean phobia
1 didnt play 1 - 2 but wants to play sub 2 cuz of the game being shown everywhere.....also has ocean phobia

[little depot]

Ocean phobia

Plays Subnautica

[oblique belfry]

i forgot the term

thasta...something something

[little depot]

Thalass

Thalassophobia

[oblique belfry]

ye this

[little depot]

Anyway having that

And playing Subnautica

Must be an incredible experience

[pliant chasm]

afraid of deep pussy

L

[oblique belfry]

AYYYYYYY

[little depot]

Alright aquaman

[oblique belfry]

deep

[pliant chasm]

yo momma's pussy so deep i developed thalassophobia

[uneven sapphire]

gonna play this gem

[little depot]

Unpopular opinion

https://tenor.com/view/super-paper-mario-spm-pro-spm-anti-spm-mario-gif-12960968267354746375

[little depot]

Also

Tomodachi two is incredible

[copper vapor]

@chrome ginkgo

[little depot]

I haven't seen Elise in a while

Did she get murdered at the security guard night shift

[copper vapor]

she was playing sub2

posted about it earlier today

also uh

[little depot]

Ahhhh

[copper vapor]

@sour rivet you know the gif of a skeleton melting you used to post sometimes? where's that from

[sour rivet]

somth called anastasia

[sour rivet]

CID

[copper vapor]

ew

[little depot]

???

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-emoji-me-when-rasputin-dying-skeleton-skeleton-meme-skeleton-turning-to-ash-gif-26000244

[little depot]

Sad jelly fish

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/シド-cid-cid-highwind-highwind-wave-gif-16721548

[little depot]

Gex

[timid hollow]

yo

[little depot]

How do you say coordination

In german

[copper vapor]

what's this from, do you know?

[timid hollow]

koordination

[sour rivet]

i jus told you

[little depot]

Uhhh

[little depot]

What about synchronisation

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-11172962845892656663

[timid hollow]

synchronisation

[little depot]

It started with like a g

[copper vapor]

oh I didn't see your message above the cid jumpscare

[little depot]

Gleichschaltung?

Something like that

[sour rivet]

[timid hollow]

context

[copper vapor]

disney's anastasia I wonder

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2057117263384412443

Alex (@alexriesart)

A creature I designed for Subnautica 2: the Hycean!

Inspired by pelagic snails like heteropods and siphonophores.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 20, 2026, 3:12 PM

[little depot]

Some random policy

I had a test on

Idk if I spelled it right

[copper vapor]

yep
https://youtu.be/lrGIfJdbUHY?si=haOY4ePLTlAipKwW&t=125

children's cartoon, everyone.

showing a guy melting

[little depot]

WAIT

THAT ANASTASIA

[timid hollow]

you know those rotors that turn into each other because the two motors are synchronized

[little depot]

The last princess???

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-fuck-you-fuck-middle-finger-dr-phosphorus-gif-2140829842431398567

[timid hollow]

you could say they are synchronisiert

or they are gleich geschaltet

[little depot]

Ahhhhh

I see

[marsh cargo]

Aaah Anastasia

[little depot]

Why is Rasputin

Look like morbius

[little depot]

It's when the uhhh evil dude party banned all the trade unions and forced em to listen to him

Wrote a long ass essay on it today

[timid hollow]

uhh

yeah

[little depot]

Had to remember

Like 13 German words

[timid hollow]

idk school was long ago

[little depot]

Made me want to off myself

[little depot]

Aren't u 21

[copper vapor]

oh it's not disney

[timid hollow]

23

[little depot]

Close enough

All babies to me

Anyway

[timid hollow]

23,5

[little depot]

Okay okay big guy

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

i like these guys

[tidal inlet]

26 kinda sucks

[timid hollow]

mihaly looking ahh

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

Fossil:

[little depot]

When your frontal lobe finally develops