╟❓general-offtopic

[timid hollow]

should play it

[verbal gate]

they did great work, even did the extra thingy

[timid hollow]

but i wanna replay ps2 trilogy already

[verbal gate]

forgot the name but it has an additional cutscene

[timid hollow]

i dont like the futuristic vibe of ac3, thats what stops me from playing so far

[verbal gate]

what game did you start out again? 7?

[timid hollow]

i really hope we either change the timeline because psx canon is wonky anyway, or they at least remake it

ye

7-> PW -> 4 -> 5 -> 0 -> 6 -> 7 again

[cerulean jasper]

i did 6 undub bc for some reason you can only have either japanese text with japanese or with english, but english text only with english

[verbal gate]

I bet that also plays into your uneasiness, Trigger essentially failed in stopping the future of AI on the skies, also the fact that the nations are essentially the bitches of large corpos now

[cerulean jasper]

and english dub in 6 is...

yeah...

[timid hollow]

yeah i dont really like that

i mean trigger put a temporary bandaid on the ai stuff since it seems that people are mostly put off by using it

[timid hollow]

i hate melissa with all my heart

[raven swan]

woah

[timid hollow]

and i love pasternak with all my heart

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-ace-combat6-fires-of-liberation-gentlemen-not-a-lady-on-earth-would-be-able-to-resist-us-now-cfa44nosferatu-gif-22280056

[covert shard]

lady liberty is calling, and she is quite... mad

[ebon moth]

Rest in peace to Groks Cat!
When my cat died in 2023 after only 1year of having him, was my worst time in life for months and i still suffer from it. I wish Grok the best and i hope his cat crossed already the rainbow bridge to heaven where all the other cats are.

[timid hollow]

love how he pulls the mihaly before mihaly, saying piss off im gonna do it alone

[covert shard]

fuckin' hell

why they didn't add the fiat multipla already

the italians did better

[raven swan]

@timber oxide @marsh cargo @verbal lodge I have a big fleet but my god that's terrifying

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-ustio-ace-combat-ace-combat-zero-gif-4193253608131283327

ivan is coming down here

gonna tag everyone on the @ menu. just to share some skirrlex music

i bet

[cerulean jasper]

why are those guys sunbathing in pulsar

[raven swan]

Doesn't @pallid sapphire have a picture with one of these

[verbal gate]

the 7 nukes on Belka is genuinely so cool, I've been wanting to commission a piece of the 7 nukes floating above the Waldreich Mountains

[covert shard]

you... want to comission the nukes of belka?

[verbal gate]

yes

[covert shard]

why the fuck would you need to comission 6-7 nukes?

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[cerulean jasper]

only 7

not more

[snow tree]

[covert shard]

the r32 skyline... nice

[cerulean jasper]

r32 is fh staple

here since fh1

[timid hollow]

i still dont know how to feel about the fact that belka is germany

first time i realized that was when the squadrons all had german color names and one dude was genuinely named günther

[cerulean jasper]

dont think too hard about strangereal

[timid hollow]

why couldnt we be turned into a cool country

why do we have to be the evil scientist guys

[covert shard]

i am here since GT2

[cerulean jasper]

japanese only see germans as fellow evil scientists

[cerulean jasper]

gt2 enjoyer huh? i respect that

[timid hollow]

born to bag a yuktobanian, forced to be evil drone lord

[covert shard]

there is one fat ass r32 in that game... race spec.

it looks very nice

[static axle]

it slide

[verbal gate]

the Major aint gonna let you hit lil bro

[covert shard]

this

fuck

no

[snow tree]

So nice to see it clean and on og wheels

Now put widebody on it and stance it

[timid hollow]

call me heartbreak two because my heart now break too

[static axle]

okie

[cerulean jasper]

its forza, everything slides

irl too

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[proven tundra]

Yummy skyline

[covert shard]

gotta see if they added an volks on the new fh

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/pixy-yo-buddy-ace-combat-zero-still-alive-gif-16127285

[verbal gate]

she's so fine mane

[timid hollow]

man bartlett is the best character in strange real

bags a fine lady, stops a whole war by saving the enemy leader, goddamn tank dempseys voice

badass emblem

he is him

[rocky turtle]

[verbal gate]

only person luckier is Trigger

[timber oxide]

I'm not fucking with horrors beyond my comprehension yet

[verbal gate]

Scrap Queen fell so hard she gave up a get out of war free card and got sent to fucking Tyler Island of all places just to get your ass back to regular hero shenanigans

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/nazrin-touhou-touhou-project-nyn-rat-gif-1710829015969780686

[raven swan]

moin

[timid hollow]

isnt it implied that scrap queen is with tabloid

i mean not anymore

[verbal gate]

huh?

[covert shard]

where is it?

where is

the Bouncing Yaris?

[timid hollow]

i think there was something that implies they have something going

could be me misremembering some random yters yapping tho

[static axle]

now this is racing

[timid hollow]

uh, nvm

also just remembered she has the three strikes from the oil on her face

[verbal gate]

Trigger the kinda dork to paint the three strikes on his car

[timid hollow]

lmao true

kinda looks like jaeger in the car

would be cool if they remake 3 and erich actually mentions trigger from his dads stories

[verbal gate]

I know what kinda person the animator of the new gundam PV is

[cerulean jasper]

do you need to remake anything

[timid hollow]

yeah

ac3

psx doesnt get the nostalgia blessing that the ps2 games got from me

[verbal gate]

even got the hands on chest and shit

[cerulean jasper]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/340860/RaidersSphere4th/ ac3 has nostagic people about it

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[timid hollow]

not me

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-unit01-shinji-crawling-gif-27271994

[timid hollow]

i mean ac2 also got a remake

on the 3ds

[olive coral]

its so fucking stupid they arrest her and put her in a military jail

like bruh she is a civilian

[static axle]

437 now.

[verbal gate]

hear me out

[timid hollow]

a civilian in a jet capable of air combat if im not mistaken

[covert shard]

yes?

[timid hollow]

i mean probably unarmed, but its capable

[covert shard]

enlighten us on how would you bang an 70 meter mech

go on.

[timid hollow]

were talking about shinjis mom here guys

pls

[pliant chasm]

does he know

[orchid lotus]

[covert shard]

ofc i know.

i watched evangelion 3 times in a row

[pliant chasm]

not you

[verbal gate]

the Aerial is only 18 meters

[covert shard]

no no.

he specially said hear me out on the mech

[timid hollow]

doesnt change her soul is in that mech

thats kinda like saying you only wanna bang my body but not my conciousness

[rocky turtle]

@proven tundra finally got ratkin in colony

[timid hollow]

and while were at it, s2 is still chernobyl genesis evangelion

just saying

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

omfg

jsut realized it

[timid hollow]

saying it since one month after release

[proven tundra]

Yeah I've met girls that I've thought that tbh

[static axle]

please be something goood

[verbal gate]

lemme put yall on the real hottest mech

[static axle]

i'll take it

[timid hollow]

the hottest mech is

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-ac-next-for-answer-armored-core-for-answer-gif-17570344344423593477

[charred moth]

We are going to Jaburo with that one

[timid hollow]

lass den kleber aus der nase

[covert shard]

does fh6 have an lancia????

[static axle]

fuck you carl

[charred moth]

Kollege ich schätze den Kleber halt mehr als du

[static axle]

eat a dick

[static axle]

it should

[cerulean jasper]

either in store or in limited editions because it was in fh5

[timid hollow]

REEEEEEIN MIT DEM UHU

[covert shard]

"welcome to Horizon enjoy your adventures!"

hands a slop bmw

GIVE AN FIAT UNO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

FH SHOULD ADD MORE SHITBOXES TO THE ROSTER

[charred moth]

https://tenor.com/view/shinji-screaming-gif-21090977

[covert shard]

GIVE ME AN RENAULT Twingo

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-more-power-power-power-up-spongebob-squarepants-gif-22777710

[covert shard]

GIVE AN PEUGOT 206

[static axle]

oop

[cerulean jasper]

the only beemer i'll take is supra

[static axle]

give me fh1 modded busses

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/car-dreak-gif-4225905613113080592

[static axle]

toyoter

[covert shard]

is that wanka blinking?

that's it

paint him miata red

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698480710629064704/1506174436200677479/FB_IMG_1779170319298.jpg?ex=6a0d4dc0&is=6a0bfc40&hm=6c43408ff514f605180e06c01280adcce586f6f0aa7211ce1ab04b0114182bc3&

[cerulean jasper]

damn

[light monolith]

[light monolith]

PP-19 already exists.

Why is this needed.

[verbal gate]

funny

[cerulean jasper]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AR-57

[timber oxide]

There are shitboxes, a lot of them, but people don't want to play them when they can just choose a Lambo and crash on the nearest wall

[verbal gate]

please tell me theres a Lancia in the new game

[timber oxide]

Yes

[covert shard]

is there an fiat uno?

[cerulean jasper]

e-b is the most fun i've had in fh4 and fh5

[timber oxide]

A class is where it's at

[covert shard]

i played the og fh because i am poor and the most recent gaming device was an 360

i gotta say

i quite enjoyed the find abandoned cars thingmajig

personally liked the 90's bugatti

[cerulean jasper]

og fh is one of the best horizons

6 might be the new best one

[covert shard]

i quite liked the 4

despite never touching it

[cerulean jasper]

but 1 imo beats the rest

[cerulean jasper]

yeah 4 is my second best

mexico was really terrible choice for map

its just mid

[timber oxide]

That's nostalgia speaking

[cerulean jasper]

i replayed it this year

[timber oxide]

That's still nostalgia speaking

[covert shard]

it is the only fh i played

shut up, polish dweeb

[static axle]

now this is some

[cerulean jasper]

well i didn't remember fh1 when i replayed it

[timber oxide]

I didn't give you permission to speak to me like that, we're not friends

[cerulean jasper]

didnt play 2 on xbone

[timid hollow]

polish dweeb

[covert shard]

ah men... sorry then, polish dweeb

[cerulean jasper]

so i didn't play right 2

[timber oxide]

You can say that

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[left mantle]

YEET

Mornin all

[static axle]

bronco

[cerulean jasper]

gross

[static axle]

nihao mathafakaaa

[left mantle]

Here enjoy another classic.

[timid hollow]

time to get slain by boulders, mimics, and my own incompetence again

[cerulean jasper]

obtain thots

[covert shard]

reggie.exe

[static axle]

mines blu

[timid hollow]

no

barony.exe

stupid

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/romantic-huge-weird-weirdo-continue-lying-gif-15501001757767524469

[left mantle]

Here enjoy a viper in its natural habitat.

[cerulean jasper]

in mexico?

[static axle]

why it up there

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-titanfall-2-viper-bt-7274-jumpscare-gif-13775970933402312806

[clear bough]

forza 6?

[covert shard]

in the jungle?

where is the burger king?

[left mantle]

Clearly yes, This is obviously a pit viper.

Because it needs to pit stop every 5 miles

[covert shard]

to park

[static axle]

i have a yellow tongued viper

[static axle]

yee

[cerulean jasper]

learn how to jump

[left mantle]

One last image before I stop procrastinating.

[static axle]

[left mantle]

I like my screenshots

[static axle]

they guud

[left mantle]

One of the few examples of an edited screenshot from a different game

[oblique belfry]

took us long enough

[left mantle]

And of course the best usage of my screenshots to date.

Still one of the best random things i have ever walked up on in a landing area

[static axle]

fml

[covert shard]

fml is "fuck my life" right?

[timid hollow]

for my love

[static axle]

miater

[timid hollow]

funny mega lol

[static axle]

yeah

[covert shard]

ah right

[covert shard]

paint it red?

[static axle]

1st dorifto

[covert shard]

you need to paint it red and remove the body kit, immediately

[left mantle]

okay actual last one

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/haha-gumichan--k01KS03SF281JN4DBY6Z7JRGM0Y

[static axle]

since im done with Cd (kinda) might get back into SC someday

[left mantle]

I'd wait a couple days

[static axle]

im going to work tmrw and then gonna forza next weekend

so maybe like 2-4weeks

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

a tiny car

[proven tundra]

[cerulean jasper]

honda
vtec

[covert shard]

honda... beat?

[static axle]

yuh

[covert shard]

that would be the escape van

[static axle]

0/5 game

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot the only thing they fear is taco

[static axle]

i mean it poopy bimmer but it do slide

[pallid sapphire]

At home

[covert shard]

is that the one settler that has been there since the beginning of the game?

[rocky turtle]

nah

[timber oxide]

There's a whole racing category for cars like these

[covert shard]

i forgot the classification of cars like the honda beat

[static axle]

and that shit is the most fun too i'll bet

[timber oxide]

You bet, a bunch of tiny little cars on a race track

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

It's so stupid

[little nova]

I turned AC7 off and I can still hear the “Ammunition Zero” warning in my head 🥀

[timber oxide]

I recommend keeping them in D class for max fun

[chrome ginkgo]

My day be so fine, then boom

Come closer

Was building my coward tube across the reach

[static axle]

money

[chrome ginkgo]

When it stopped letting me build corridors

so I built a glass half room

and boom it was right outside

My coward tube justified its existence

[copper vapor]

krogan squid

[static axle]

all that rpm and no speed

[timber oxide]

I want that S-Cargo

[chrome ginkgo]

4 ARMOR PIERCING TENTACLES

[timber oxide]

Faster than my mom's car

[static axle]

picked this bad boy

[timber oxide]

"rally car"
Looks inside
Stock tires

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

ayo caramba

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mundomit-mitsubishi-driveyourambition-EbaOYYK5yCSzd62YgQ

Forza Horizon by chance?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[nocturne aurora]

witch one exactly?

4 o 5?

[timber oxide]

6

[nocturne aurora]

payday isnt here

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

@static axle can't wait to log in today and see that S5 overtook my map progress again

[nocturne aurora]

waiit keys are cheaper

lemme look

[static axle]

trueee. he was 379 roads at 3am, 19 hours later he was 437 or something

[timber oxide]

Mother fucker I had 389

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

But I found all the hidden cars before he did so I win

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

Does he not have a job or something

[sick trail]

I'm pretty sure he lives and breathes Forza

He kept asking me to buy it (just to dunk on me)

[nocturne aurora]

@timber oxide is the preimium editon worth it ?

[timber oxide]

Buy it Dry, I won't dunk on you

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[timber oxide]

Kind of? You will get the DLCs when they come out but you missed out on the benefit of playing 4 days earlier

[sick trail]

Now put new weedcat piece in my DMs

[timber oxide]

I can't put something that doesn't exist in your DMs

[sick trail]

Get to it

[timber oxide]

[covert shard]

Didn't fh6 launched ..3 days ago?

[nocturne aurora]

nah idc about the 4 day early more important is how the feel is etc music

[timber oxide]

On the 15th for stupid people

[timber oxide]

It's pretty good but honestly don't go premium, just grab normal

[covert shard]

The difference between the standard and premium versions of the new FH?

[nocturne aurora]

my wife sayed fuck it and bought me the premium edition

[noble basin]

Marry her

[timber oxide]

Premium comes with all the DLCs, some additional content (car packs) and the ability to play 4 days before release (no longer valid)

[left mantle]

@frank hearth Still the funniest node to exist, since it can even proc the 30% on ubers.

[covert shard]

I... Think he did it already

[left mantle]

You wanna talk gambling, I'm gambling I hit the 30% every boss fight

Most of the time I only get like 5%

But when I get the 30

WHEW

[covert shard]

What cars to be exact?

Just some JDM tuners and... That's it?

[nocturne aurora]

allready did trust me

[timber oxide]

I dunno I didn't really care for those, I just wanted to play early

And I guess the DLCs are also worth it

[covert shard]

The game is at least good? Or. Like fg5?

[timber oxide]

I have 20+ hours in it already take a guess

[static axle]

had to build it

[timber oxide]

I remember how I had to pay 10 mil for it in FH4

[covert shard]

Worth it

[timber oxide]

Very much worth it

[covert shard]

I see

Maybe should I take it at a discount?

Giving that my last racing game I played was gran turismo 4

And Night Runners

[timber oxide]

Different types of games

[static axle]

1st mystery car thingie

[uneven sapphire]

[timber oxide]

Myaru

[uneven sapphire]

Hello

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1403469387222224936/rsdjyrc30fhf1.gif

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041063282435428433/1370222627687235646/togif.gif

[covert shard]

Is that an Silvia?

[static axle]

rx7

[covert shard]

Looks kinda wrong at that angle

Almost couldn't see the back glass hatchback part

[timid hollow]

that wall came out of nowhere

[proven tundra]

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/conducteur-train-conducteur-de-train-sncf-ter-gif-23179137

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-skaven-warhammer-total-war-vtide-gif-24193284

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/images-warhammer-pdXittpi48UzC

[timid hollow]

FUUUUUCK SUCH A GOOD TRY

why the fuck did he record my mic this time

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rats-rat-meme-cute-rat-sleepy-gif-18953101354627645

You are telling me...

These things

[proven tundra]

This is literally me

[covert shard]

Are skraven?

[copper vapor]

is that the top gun valley run

[timid hollow]

AGRFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFDFSFSDF

[raven swan]

Eading nudls in da pann

[timber oxide]

Bro you're missing half your keyboard

[timid hollow]

Hi mom im in the internet

[timid hollow]

kinda

every ace combat has a canyon mission

[raven swan]

jesus my butt is clenched

[raven swan]

that's the point

[timid hollow]

no idea how i pulled it off when i did the sranks

[raven swan]

every jet game has a canyon run and a tunnel mission

[timid hollow]

i only know ace combat

and pw

[timber oxide]

https://klipy.com/gifs/higuruma-oh-my-god-bruh

[timid hollow]

the best missions are the dday missions tho

where you help troops land somewhere

[raven swan]

d day missions are peam

[static axle]

da sierra @snow tree

[raven swan]

both when you're the one landing or when you're the one giving fire support

cod 2 normady my beloved

[rocky turtle]

LMAO i thought u got it

it was so clean

[timber oxide]

If I had one wish I wouldn't wish for world peace, eliminating hunger or getting infinite bitches. I would wish for every keyboard ever to include a numpad

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NMLxLb5mls

[raven swan]

they already do, its the top row

[timid hollow]

im just too used to the multiplayer rolling rates

with all the multiplayer upgrades a f22 does a complete roll in like 0.1s

[rocky turtle]

we drill for oil

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Giving everyone a numpad would ironically cause world peace, make everyone fed and give me bitches

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/abrams-war-oil-tanks-gif-15375445

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL

NAH THAT SHIT'S MINE

[covert shard]

Ayo, you missing numbers my dude.

[covert shard]

THAT

SHIT

IS

MINE

[timid hollow]

numpad

[oblique belfry]

COD 4 ????

[covert shard]

Cod 4? In the big 2026?

I see

[timid hollow]

just booted it to show my keyboard

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

keybinds*

but yeah replay is due the next few weeks

have to play mw1-3 once every year

[proven tundra]

Based on a true story

[raven swan]

I finished the cod4 remaster playthrough couple weeks ago, its so fucking good

[timid hollow]

100%ed that one

[covert shard]

I should replay swat 4

[rocky turtle]

[raven geyser]

Bet all 12 players are chuffed

[copper vapor]

pyrson gonna look at that and say "would" or "smash"

[timber oxide]

What

Fuck no

[timid hollow]

@raven swan @oblique belfry

[raven swan]

console?

[timid hollow]

havent done mw3 yet because it requires dlcs for spec ops

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

ye xbox

[oblique belfry]

speaking of

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

is mw3 campaign remaster out ?

[timid hollow]

nah

[oblique belfry]

i heard it was cancelled

[raven swan]

yeah mw3 no remaster

[timid hollow]

there are still rumours that its coming, its a fact it was in development, but thats all

[raven swan]

i would NOT want an mw3 remaster in this era we're going through

[timid hollow]

yeah they kinda missed the window

[static axle]

@opal star

[raven swan]

forced RT, upscaling mandatory, ai gen slop textures

[timid hollow]

idk why they didnt just do it

mw1 and mw2 remastered are the same engine and all, couldve just done the same procedure with mw3

[raven swan]

that's a sick picture

but holy the motion blur is heavy handed

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

shoutout to the hair i lost while trying to carry macmillans ass to the chopper on veteran btw

[raven swan]

i'm guessing the old engine became abandonware as they moved to the new version

[static axle]

well its because im doing like 150+ but heres non blurred

[raven swan]

god that last bit near the ferris wheel made me mald so much

i figured out that the ai doesn't try to move to the concrete barriers to the left of the arena

[timid hollow]

especially the fact that the last checkpoint on veteran is like 4km for the chopper

[raven swan]

took me like 2 hours but i figured it out

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

yeah found some cheesy corner at some point and even then it took a few tries

the worst feeling was moving to the chopper and the other sas boys dont even shoot

[covert shard]

Why... That big species from warhammer

[timber oxide]

War Without Reason

[timid hollow]

i also still have no clue how i did mile high club on veteran

i must have locked in like crazy

[raven swan]

nudls finished, tummy full

[timid hollow]

especially on controller

[raven swan]

mile high club is just learning by repetition

it took me so many attempts

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

[timid hollow]

i also had a time of 12,6 on the training course in mw1 and 19,5 in mw2

[raven swan]

jesus

[timid hollow]

had to do it for achievement

my controller was drowning in sweat

[raven swan]

[timber oxide]

Makes me wonder, are gaming controllers water resistant

[proven tundra]

Only one way to find out

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

Buy a steam controller and throw it into the lake

[timber oxide]

I can throw one of my backup PS4 controllers instead

[covert shard]

It will do a drowning sonic sfx

[covert shard]

Is it an original PS4 controller?

[timber oxide]

All 3 are original

I have one for PC, one for the console and one for both

[covert shard]

It should at least water resistant

[timber oxide]

The PC one has golden color

It's also damaged from throwing

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

I gotta say they are very durable

[covert shard]

Did you threw it out of rage or you accidentally kicked into the wall trying to catch it, mid fall?

[timber oxide]

The damage in question is slightly cracked r1 button and scratches on paint

[timber oxide]

I threw it out of rage, full force into the ground, it then bounced and went high speed into a wall

[covert shard]

Not too damaged

[covert shard]

Ricosheted

[timber oxide]

Full intent to kill

It refused

It gained my respect

When I did it to my 360 controller it fucking shattered

[covert shard]

I fucked up my "completely original Xbox 360 controller"

For my pc

I didn't even threw it or anything

Just let it fall from my bed or my lap and now the Lt trigger is activating randomly

[timber oxide]

And the funny part was that I didn't intend to kill my 360 controller, I didn't throw it that hard and aimed for the bed

I threw it too high and it hit the wall at medium to low speed

Pieces went flying

[covert shard]

Meanwhile... I do have an "complete original PS4 controller" that survived my highschool years, near perfect condition aswell

[covert shard]

"medium to low speed"

Ah. 16 m/s, yes?

[upbeat verge]

end of workday

[timber oxide]

Compared to how hard I yeeted my PS4 controller, that was medium to low speed

The PS4 one made a dent in my floor

[covert shard]

Holy shit

What game you were playing?

For honor perharps?

[timber oxide]

I don't even remember anymore

The memory of how my controller survived overwrote the game

I'm now a changed man, I no longer throw my stuff in rage

I now try to crush it for a moment

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

Like I either hit my desk once or if I'm using a controller I give it a good squeeze

[covert shard]

Prob some form of fighting game?

Tekken perharps?

[timber oxide]

I think it was one of those platformers with bullshit difficulty spikes

You know the type

[covert shard]

Kazio mario?

[copper vapor]

smb

or I wanna be the guy

[covert shard]

Or hollow knight

[static axle]

[covert shard]

Deliver the flowe misson

[copper vapor]

nah hollow knight's stupid easy compared to those

[timber oxide]

Maybe

[copper vapor]

even celeste has some tougher spots than hk

[covert shard]

Perharps cat mario?

[rocky turtle]

damn

[covert shard]

Oi lads

Do you guys recommend "rainbow switch" for an mechanical keyboard?

[static axle]

@timber oxide you know what i like most about fh6

all the trees are destroyable

[timber oxide]

Not all

[timber oxide]

You've yet to encounter

[upbeat verge]

lol

[timber oxide]

The Big One

[static axle]

well most, compared to earlier ones

[static axle]

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm @sick trail @frozen void @static axle i stole one

[static axle]

[upbeat verge]

[timber oxide]

Going through the forest in FH4
OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT
Going through the forest in FH6

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

Encountering The Big One

[static axle]

sometimes you need to go across the map

[sick trail]

It's joever for you, I'm an undercover Bulgarian police officer

https://tenor.com/view/earl-running-anash08-gif-3400452573415980410

[timber oxide]

I have a bunch of these at work, should've just asked

[upbeat verge]

no

i have to hone my skills

[static axle]

im stil ltrying to learn taking photos

[upbeat verge]

so i stole one

[timber oxide]

Fair

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523998462132486179/1506290683147714672/FB_IMG_1712771789000.png?ex=6a0dba04&is=6a0c6884&hm=b24a882cbf3538184f59e83f8d6494a83638da659ae111e7327ee48291b90ad0&

[upbeat verge]

[static axle]

am dumb, i not know the settings

[upbeat verge]

you're dumb

[static axle]

am

perhaps even

[opal star]

Map is pretty good, there's a few parts that straight up look like the U.s though.

[static axle]

it does

this one has more color pop

i should really look up a tutorial or something

[opal star]

Looks like the jeep on the right came from FH3.

https://tenor.com/view/ahh-noo-darth-vader-sand-gif-16141824

[timid hollow]

like the first one more

this kinda looks artificial

[static axle]

probably did, npc cars kinda meh looking

[static axle]

[timid hollow]

grain of salt tho, im german so i dont like vibrant colors. everything needs to be grey

[covert shard]

... Radiator recipient tightening something

Forgot the name of if

[timid hollow]

no fun allowed

[covert shard]

Even... Cars?

[upbeat verge]

clamp bro

[covert shard]

Like I said, I forgot the name

[timid hollow]

only black, white, silver cars allowed

[uneven sapphire]

Mmmm

Gonna eat burger today

[rocky turtle]

[uneven sapphire]

😋

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SZlzcwa-0

[covert shard]

What about blue?

[rocky turtle]

u finally got A rank

[copper vapor]

bitches love blue

check out all my blue

lemme smash

[uneven sapphire]

Yay

[rocky turtle]

[uneven sapphire]

Fym worm alert

[light trail]

https://klipy.com/gifs/conquest-invincible-19--k01KS0BPKVSB8YJZ6TZTDWA6XYS

[marsh cargo]

Incredibly funny

[rocky turtle]

you will see soon

[copper vapor]

nicaragua

[marsh cargo]

Name it after someone for peak funny

[rocky turtle]

already

[arctic flicker]

Thats expensive

[marsh cargo]

peak

[rocky turtle]

this fella

oh ok

[uneven sapphire]

Oh it’s him

LEMME AT HIM

[arctic flicker]

Yeah I'm not doing the big ass trades, those things demand to be paid in one go and it requires at least purple arc materials

[rocky turtle]

ops

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

well we fucked

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

why'd they die

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

DRAEDRON TAKE YOUR FUCKING WORM BACK

[uneven sapphire]

The giant fucking mechanical worm?

[marsh cargo]

press F opportunity

[rocky turtle]

yeah it didnt go well for us

fucking eater of gods mecha edition

[copper vapor]

just use necromancy to bring them back

[rocky turtle]

we dont have necromancer

[copper vapor]

F

[rocky turtle]

yeah its a reload

[marsh cargo]

they are going full goon

[copper vapor]

based

isn't mortal shell 2 going full goon as well

[rocky turtle]

aight probably start a new one there is modpack i wanted to try out

[copper vapor]

@arctic flicker grenade launcher or blunderbuss?

[arctic flicker]

discount hullcracker

which is strange cause Tien Wen doesn't fucking sell it but sells hullcrackers lmao

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

lmao

[timber oxide]

@static axle I hate the highways, they are so annoying to get every single road on

[static axle]

yuh

an in the end youll missing a tiny piece in the end of it

[arctic flicker]

the trades are extremely expensive for what its worth, but the devs are open and receptive to player feedback on prices atm

[copper vapor]

more bettina buffs

[timber oxide]

Go this way, take this exit, now return to take the other exit, on this specific section of the road you will have to go both ways to get both lanes etc etc

[arctic flicker]

oh yeah they buffed some weapons durability

[static axle]

so truee

[rocky turtle]

and its only 1/3 of modpack im scared boss

[copper vapor]

diablo 4 is on humble bundle

[static axle]

time to hoon the dorito

[marsh cargo]

speeeeeesh

[uneven sapphire]

oof

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/ntk7tyUrEYJ.gif

[marsh cargo]

fuck i died

[rocky turtle]

DoG mecha edition ate you

[marsh cargo]

are you loading a save or are we fucked ?

[rocky turtle]

we cooked

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rimworld-randy-random--k01KS0DH26ZM91PXXAFE5PJTJG5

[arctic flicker]

drop pods full of milk for thee, then 3 back to back mechanoid raids

[rocky turtle]

aight i gonna try other modpack then

[proven tundra]

Still eating leftovers from this weekend

I have so much food

[static axle]

what a name

[raven swan]

Are they good?

[rocky turtle]

damn that modpack is 5gb huge af

[proven tundra]

Yes lol

Chicken fried rice, sweet and sour beef balls, deep fried pork balls, ginger beef

[chrome ginkgo]

Respectfully you need to be like 20 feet closer so I can scan you

I love my tube

Kinda majestic in its own fucked up way

[marsh cargo]

it do be pretty

[chrome ginkgo]

200+ meter coward tube

[raven swan]

Oh hell yeah

Did you see my nudls in da pan

[copper vapor]

you tellin me a chicken fried that rice

[celest plank]

why cant I say the word for somebody that finds wallets

[raven swan]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[proven tundra]

Yummers

[clear bough]

[proven tundra]

Yes

[raven swan]

Bro WHAT

Automod moment?

Or is that like a dog whistle for something

[frank hearth]

[chrome ginkgo]

ARGHHHH LEAVE ME ALOOOONE

[raven swan]

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-gif-scream-if-you-love-brock-lesnar-loves-brock-lesnar-gif-8607013991961401757

[raven swan]

[proven tundra]

[clear bough]

wallet founder

teehee

[raven swan]

[pliant chasm]

filter bypass

[raven swan]

The G that are ays

[copper vapor]

KILL HIM

[raven swan]

Beat that automod

[clear bough]

[upbeat verge]

take a huge shit and as its coming out close your eyes and picture it's her strap pulling out

[pliant chasm]

||RET||gay||ARD||

[upbeat verge]

I mean lovely weather today

[timber oxide]

[clear bough]

lays

[copper vapor]

it isn't a normal day at offtopic without ivan saying the most unhinged godless crap imaginable

[pliant chasm]

overpriced

[clear bough]

for a bag of air

[copper vapor]

agreed

misclicked the reply but yea

[timber oxide]

I fucking missed it and now you had to point it out and I read it

[copper vapor]

wife recently learned to make homemade potato chips

[raven swan]

The local businesses overcharge even more for chips than lays so yes I'll be buying more lays and I'll be enjoying them.

[copper vapor]

it's peak

[proven tundra]

I'm trying to eat Ivan cmon

[marsh cargo]

another day of ivan saying a roundabout way of wanting to be dicked

[clear bough]

[pliant chasm]

📸

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

now I just gotta check if it's worth buying more potatoes than bags of chips

[clear bough]

probably tbh

[copper vapor]

yea probably. but better make sure

[clear bough]

you can make more than just buying chips

fuck now im hungry and its almost 12am

[pliant chasm]

probably more healthy too
as much healthy as chips can be anyways

[copper vapor]

we already buy a LOT of potatoes because we make french fries at least twice a week lul

[clear bough]

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[static axle]

@upbeat verge

[copper vapor]

we potato enjoyers in this house

[zealous depot]

Thank you Ivan, very cool

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/malta-derby-potatoes-i-have-potato-blood-in-my-veins-gif-23608538

[clear bough]

i used to just boil it

and eat it

[copper vapor]

I'll eat potato in any way shape or form

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/samwise-gamgee-frodo--k01KS0EJVRS2KD1N001EV02MZ2H

[copper vapor]

cooked baked fried

[clear bough]

raw

[copper vapor]

... I did eat a raw potato once

[clear bough]

no peel

[upbeat verge]

nice transparent backround

[celest plank]

Yep

[static axle]

3 different ways to say high on weed

[static axle]

its snow

[celest plank]

You can say allah akhbar

But you cant say

[copper vapor]

I've also recently seen people say "tapped" but idk if they mean high on weed/drugs or just crazy

[celest plank]

Insh

[celest plank]

You know what

[tiny notch]

why they larping

[copper vapor]

larping is fun

[static axle]

probs harder drugs

[celest plank]

the last of the mohanglicans

[copper vapor]

only "tapped" slang I know is "tapped out" meaning tired

[clear bough]

englis is weird

ill never understand it

even tho i speak it for like 75% of my day lmao

[celest plank]

The random words that are emerging from the whole incel culture are weird as fuck

Chopped, femoid, whatever the fuck those mean

[clear bough]

i thought like random words ending with -cel

[tiny notch]

[marsh cargo]

[celest plank]

I fucking

Tried to find examples of such words

And found this

||Skibidi toilet rizz ohio baby gronk livvy dunne fanum tax sigma breckie hill fortnite glaziing goon cave mewing turkish quandale dingle blue shirt kid andrew tate skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice gooning fr we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling||

[clear bough]

uhh

good for you man

i hope you use it on a daily basis

[tiny notch]

[celest plank]

This would give a vietnam war vet a stroke

[copper vapor]

isn't chopped something like... ripped? like a muscly strong person

[celest plank]

Apparently it means uhh

[copper vapor]

based

[celest plank]

Having bad facial features

[clear bough]

chopped is ugly

[tiny notch]

theres just actual people put into there

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

people, games, sex toys, sounds andfood

[celest plank]

For a moment I was afraid somebody put slurs in there, but I found this list on reddit and not instagram

type of shit and people you can find just browsing unlogged is mind boggling

discord level of social rejects

[clear bough]

these are just gen z common slangs

or gen alpha

whatever it is

[celest plank]

gen alpha is like

teenagers today?

[tiny notch]

THE CLONE WARS NARRATOR DIED

[celest plank]

Gen Z is more like early internet to mlg

[clear bough]

i think gen z ends in 2010? maybe earlier

[pliant chasm]

they find a new word every 2 weeks to spam the shit out of

now it's larp

[copper vapor]

yeah

[marsh cargo]

as if millennial slang wasnt fucking cringe as well

[copper vapor]

or even boomer slang

THAT'S FAR OUT, BRO

[clear bough]

2012 for gen z

what the fuck

that's weird

[pliant chasm]

why

[copper vapor]

anytime someone goes in redacted 2 saying gumbo is better I'm gonna call them a gumbocel

[celest plank]

Dope

[marsh cargo]

adulting

[pliant chasm]

90% of people here are gen z

[clear bough]

fuck

[celest plank]

what age range is gen z

1997 - 2012

yeah im gen z

[pliant chasm]

femoid is old

[clear bough]

im in the same generation as those brainrotted ones i guess

[proven tundra]

I'm millennial/gen x
Depending on how I feel

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

And who were currently making fun of

[clear bough]

gen x is before millennial?

[copper vapor]

I'm a milennial but everyone calls me a boomer

[proven tundra]

Yes

[pliant chasm]

femoid is female version of robot on r9k

[celest plank]

Fuck it, I'm a baby boomer

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

GET TO THE CHOPPER BUBBA

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

I do identify more as milennial/gen y

because most of the shit I see nowadays just makes me go "why"

[clear bough]

[clear bough]

lowk a boomer joke

[copper vapor]

huh. do you find wrecked old cars and restore them?

[proven tundra]

Yeah I'm an elder millennial
My brother and sister are solidly gen x

[static axle]

i identify as working man, leave the fuck alone and let me work

[pliant chasm]

the gen z / alpha / boomer shit is ageist

slurs don't care about age

[static axle]

yee, like in all horizons, this one has added treasure cars too

[copper vapor]

interesting

[proven tundra]

Stop being racist against slurs

[copper vapor]

never played a forza game so I never knew

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

my brother might like this kinda stuff

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR9Xl7vXBdU

[copper vapor]

he has a bit of tism for restoring old cats

[clear bough]

cats

[oblique belfry]

buh

[clear bough]

i havent seen car pics in a while

[proven tundra]

Adding denuvo

[pliant chasm]

was the question edited ?

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

e w

[static axle]

become real racist

[static axle]

so pretty much you have an area where to find a barn, then it takes awhile for to restore and then youll have it

[copper vapor]

cool

[copper vapor]

RX-7... based

I'd recognize that ass anywhere

[static axle]

theres a barn somewhere

[clear bough]

business managing?

was that ever a thing in forza

[static axle]

no

[copper vapor]

uh ohhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUc5GNpvDKY

[clear bough]

oh thats neat then i suppose

[pliant chasm]

give me a new burnout and my life is yours

[clear bough]

i lowk miss the old tdu with mansions and shit

solar crown is so ass (from whag ive seen)

[copper vapor]

true

[proven tundra]

I don't really have any gaming desires atm
I guess Dandelion Void getting released

[clear bough]

actually tmrw i might play ps2 tdu

[copper vapor]

I'd enjoy a new Flatout too

[pliant chasm]

same

[static axle]

burnout paradise 2

[proven tundra]

Oh and beta decay

[pliant chasm]

sick of these racing games where your car stays squeeky clean cause muh contract

[static axle]

A POTAT

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

kaput

[copper vapor]

I loved GRID so damn much for having actual damage models

[static axle]

its like this @copper vapor @clear bough

[pliant chasm]

never played it

[static axle]

this one has them pretty easy to find

[clear bough]

cant load it cause my wifi is shit lol

[raven swan]

I wanna be a starfarer

[clear bough]

ill watch it tmrw

[static axle]

i have a habit of uploading big vids

[clear bough]

anything above 1080p will make my phone die anyways

[proven tundra]

I like big vids and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny

[static axle]

touge you say? and i have to drive ae86?

[static axle]

thats 1080p but its 120fps

[covert shard]

no

it is an kei car only event

[clear bough]

my screen is 45hz lmao

*phone

[pliant chasm]

@thick plover found a cool mod

[static axle]

lies

also my struts are broken

[clear bough]

anyways i should head to hed before my body yearns for food

[covert shard]

ah bollocks

[proven tundra]

Ooooo I really like the card art

[covert shard]

oh well, go use the ae86 and style on them

[pliant chasm]

the game has special full art cards
this mod makes all of them like that

[proven tundra]

Fuck yeah

[pliant chasm]

well for defect and necrobinder for now

[covert shard]

@static axle you are legally obligated to blast eurobeat

[copper vapor]

oh god I hate touge

[static axle]

naah i blast babymetal

[covert shard]

works too

the ae86 looks fuckin' tired

[static axle]

i like drifty touge.

this fucking dumbass npc cant even drift

[static axle]

it is, barely slides

[copper vapor]

he's drifting on the wall

[proven tundra]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7s4hUSQ6lto?si=X_BHY4zARZLZbvW-

[rocky turtle]

DRAEDRON WORM FUCKING DESTROYED OUR COLONY

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

i lied, it slide good downhill

[oblique belfry]

my baby

[static axle]

all i saw was the rearlights go down "aint noway he just drove off" and he did

[pallid sapphire]

DEJA VU

[static axle]

radio is blastin some weird kawaii song

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/deja-vu-9--k01KS0G6X8AAFSR7HT0NW14E742

peak

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ1j7hSU6aE

[covert shard]

Russian car runs solely on stalinium

German cars runs solely on the over engineering they forcibly received.

Japanese cars runs exclusively on nihonilism and blow head gaskets

[oblique belfry]

ok at this point i feel like this shit will flop

because most of the time whenever they spam trailers for a show or a game

its most of the time mid or shit

hopefully they prove me wrong

[covert shard]

Apparently looks fine

Wasn't Amazon that did secret level?

[rocky turtle]

russian cars runs solely on vodka

[static axle]

subawus run on blown head gaskets

[oblique belfry]

ye it was amazon

wait no

i think amazon just published it

[covert shard]

"Subawus"

[covert shard]

Like I said, nihonilism and blow head gaskets

[noble basin]

Subuwus

[covert shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1502322617305137332/we_thank_you_oh_monolith.gif

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@covert shard

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[static axle]

yeah but that would mean nissans and toyotas etc

[noble basin]

[static axle]

only subawus blow them out of habit

[flat violet]

Spider Man Nicolas Cage is the Super Man Nicolas Cage we never got

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What I don't like are the "necessary" jokes

Marvel level type shit

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i mean

its spiderman

its literally in his character

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bunch of weird cars i have drift, from ae86 to mustang to mercedes

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• that song is so overused I hate it and I have never liked it in the first place

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nice it'll have a color version

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ye

it will have black / white and colored version

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i focking love that ferrari in fh5 with a certain tune

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I don't like it when every marvel character does it
Spiderman and Ironman are the only ones who actually do it

and iirc Ironman is pretty timid with his jokes compared to spidey

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ironman is mostly cocky

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Holy shit they have cows in this game

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they added samanthas?

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he's the redditor smirk

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sam's distant cousins from Japan

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