╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

throwing/shooting shit is older than time

[quiet abyss]

fun fact when boring fact walks in

[proven tundra]

[orchid lotus]

why did this shit make me snicker

[proven tundra]

Why is the gravy

Oil

[orchid lotus]

asphalt

[green granite]

You heard Tartar sauce?

Now its Tar sauce

[stray pewter]

british meal

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

You do not want to take 1 tar out of tartar

[stray pewter]

take 2

[real aspen]

im not putting tartar sauce on my shrimp
im putting shrimp on my tartar sauce

[green granite]

You know to a common misconception

[left mantle]

The trinity of fucking up later seasons

[green granite]

Cheese sauce

Is made out of Cheese

And not sauce

[orchid lotus]

blasphemy

[real aspen]

does anyone get the reference i made

[left mantle]

The moon is cheese

[real aspen]

[stray pewter]

i love sauce

[slim magnet]

i would say yes but only if you draw my oc

[real aspen]

i'll draw you

in 3d

[stray pewter]

i wonder what ones ai hm....

[left mantle]

Hollywood called, they want you writing their punchlines

[real aspen]

i'd rather die

[proven tundra]

Scrandle can't be AI

[left mantle]

You'd probably do better than some of these shows unironically

I have to roll my eyes when we get a specific kind of sitcom

[latent hazel]

@olive coral

[sick trail]

No, now do squats

[latent hazel]

no

just no

[oblique belfry]

why

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo I will say, big balls to the guy presenting awards as part of eve fanfest taking a drink everytime he says the wrong name since they renamed themselves

even if it's just water for the bit it's funny

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

I legit had to double take when I read "Fenris Creations" because I had a "who the fuck is this shit"

[proven tundra]

Who renamed themselves?

[hexed stag]

https://youtube.com/shorts/B4grsTqupMg?si=xoNRNPgT3d8q3SUO

[upbeat verge]

wind I think

[proven tundra]

What

[left mantle]

The devs behind EVE online

[proven tundra]

Right

Cause they didn't want to get in a fight with China

[left mantle]

since they broke off from the peeps they sold to aswell

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

idk man

[left mantle]

With help from google

[upbeat verge]

ratsu hope youre well mane

[proven tundra]

It's okay you tried Ivan

[hexed stag]

Ivan

[proven tundra]

I am thank you

[upbeat verge]

false

[upbeat verge]

anytime

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

Because google wants to use an EVE online server to try to make a context-less AI. How that'll actually play out i dunno, but masterful sell for them

[proven tundra]

Weird

Oh well

I thought a big corp renamed themselves

[left mantle]

Free money to put into an actual product unlike the usual AI trade deals

[proven tundra]

Because I'm not smart enough to remember that I read that CCP changed their name literally yesterday or whatever

[copper vapor]

not the weirdest thing I've seen on youtube this week

[timber oxide]

Man

[copper vapor]

what a pretty horizon

[timber oxide]

Forza's horizon... for the 6th time

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[runic condor]

haha benis

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo It ain't much, but it's honest work

Man I am so glad they changed the RAFTs grid to this

the pain in the ass 3 32SCU arms were...

[orchid lotus]

what's this game?

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/fell-for-it-again-award-gif-13516122002380463869

Scam Shitizen

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rmGY2xNtyCM

[orchid lotus]

is it any good? I've never seen any actual gameplay of it nor reviews

[left mantle]

Anywhere between one of the most immersive experiences you've ever had to "the biggest piece of dogshit you've ever been tricked to step in"

Like it is buggy, frustrating, and runs like shit.
But when it all aligns its somethin else

[tiny notch]

i think these two chad edits are better than any wojak

[proven tundra]

Play it when it goes free

I would have bought it except for the bugs

There's free fly weekends every once in a while

[orchid lotus]

I've played trough cyberpunk '77 it was not release but there were a few

[left mantle]

Would've been one yesterday if shit didn't go sideways

[orchid lotus]

oh cool

[proven tundra]

There's bugs
And then there's BUGS

[left mantle]

Cyberpunk 2077 was a cakewalk bugwise

[orchid lotus]

ah

what are we talking? getting stuck in impossible spots? or... death inducing bugs

[proven tundra]

I loved the cargo hauling for instance
But if you have to leave the game for any reason
The game breaks and your cargo hold is full of boxes you can't interact with so you have to destroy your ship to get them out

[left mantle]

Both

possibly at the same time

[proven tundra]

The ones where you die aren't so bad

[left mantle]

That bug specifically has actually been reduced to almost never happening to anyone

[proven tundra]

Literally that's what stopped me buying the game

[left mantle]

There's still plenty of infuriating bugs

[orchid lotus]

surely there is a way to avoid them

[proven tundra]

If I have to go for supper or whatever I don't want to have to blow up my ship lol

[left mantle]

Most of em yeah actually

[orchid lotus]

well good to know it has free weekends from time to time, will keep an eye out, currently watching Kevduit play it, looks insane,

[left mantle]

We'll probably see an article about it this week

[pallid sapphire]

il buy Squadron 42 instead if we ever get it

[proven tundra]

I don't know what it was but the simple act of stacking boxes in my cargo hold and then tossing them stacking them again at a cargo station tickled my tism

[pallid sapphire]

if id buy Star Citizen i would have to put up with Idiots (my actual RL friends)

[left mantle]

They pretty much need to release it like september with early october being absolute latest tbh

Anything november or later is so fuckin chalked dude

[static axle]

gulp

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

At least they cant boast about it if they release it after GTA 6

It took them what ? 6 years longer than they wanted anyway

[left mantle]

I could not possibly have a clue what you mean

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

There's just something so satisfying about loading the boxes so they all face the same way

[static axle]

THE MECHANICAL BEAST HAS BEEN SLAYED

[left mantle]

Yeah but that's kinda the only excuse that would work at this point.

Because nobody really wants to contest for at least 2-3 months after

That's also assuming GTA doesn't delay again, which the fanbase seems to be convinced of because they released funds to marketing

[static axle]

hell yeah boiiii

[left mantle]

But until then I got plenty of other games to play. It ain't me burning stupid amounts of cash on shit

[tiny notch]

i need to stop fidgiting with sharp things

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-sandworm-ride-sandworm-riding-ride-dune-2-worm-dune-gif-13741074646891513603

[left mantle]

Dear god there's gonna be so fucking many people spending stupid as fuck amounts of cash

[tiny notch]

Shai halut

[sour rivet]

BRING FORTH 2008: THE SEQUEL!

AN ECONOMIC COLLAPSE TO END ALL

[left mantle]

We're 100% getting articles on the 20th or the 24th OR both.

[static axle]

much better

i could be nazgul

[copper vapor]

weird-ass giant front tooth

https://tenor.com/kPMnTYn6PSg.gif

[green granite]

Thanks god

Could have been worse

[left mantle]

@verbal lodge @frank hearth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0UcprSk8V8

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266732153723424803/1485775870844207345/attachment-7-1.gif

[left mantle]

Honestly the build guides being in game in some capacity is gonna be so nice

[verbal lodge]

this is exactly what new players needed

cuz we all know playing poe without a guide is asking to uninistall

[thick plover]

@frank hearth Look at this dynamo man

[verbal lodge]

but rip guide makers tho

[thick plover]

actual subhuman terrorist

I am crying

you legit CANT KILL HIM

[left mantle]

Path of Building is not a new player tool

[verbal lodge]

i can imagine some Poe guide makers losing their job after this

[thick plover]

he was standing in pit for SEVEN YEARS

TANKING EVERYTHINGGGGGGGG

[left mantle]

I don't.

[verbal lodge]

probably not actually eah, they're a big part of the community

[left mantle]

There's definitely room for guide makers to transition to making guides using the build planner

Since you can put notes all over the place

"Take this gem before this one"
"Prio this on items"

[slim magnet]

compare a long form video of a knowledgeable dude explaining the hows and whys of a given build and going into detail about it against an interface that lets you pick and choose options that show numbers and item descriptions

[quiet abyss]

@proven tundra

[proven tundra]

Cozy

[quiet abyss]

the beverage counter

:)

[left mantle]

But guide makers are just gonna keep the guides as is on the sites, then add whatever they can ingame

[slim magnet]

those are some huge ass tea bags

[quiet abyss]

yeah, they are

theres also a hand saw literally just next to those beverages

lmao

[proven tundra]

You probably wouldn't even see them if they were actual size

[quiet abyss]

yeah probably wouldnt see them, or they would be small

almost forgot

about the smoking table

[smoky stump]

gosh I love zomboid

but my sttention span

self sabotage

[quiet abyss]

oh im super adhd, i just enjoy collecting nonsense

like weed

bongs, and cigarettes

lots of cigarettes

[left mantle]

But long term build guides are just gonna add an additional line in their descriptions that has the POB and the ingame build guide in link form

[quiet abyss]

i do have smoker trait

so smoking is just how it is, the weed just exists to keep him happy

fucker gets sad from hanging out in his nice house

has all the cool shit, a gun table, smoking table, beverages, a generator, water (for now) and some new tools from the self storage down the road

[tiny notch]

ark look sgood now

[tiny notch]

game of thrones and its consiquences on dragons

[green granite]

@quiet abyss

[left mantle]

And its consequences on wyverns

[copper vapor]

and its consequences on wyverians

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/wlwsyrian/status/2055565311525502996

wlwsyrian (@wlwsyrian)

LMAO

X · May 16, 2026, 8:25 AM

[quiet abyss]

@proven tundra how are the annotations looking?

[green granite]

So

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss who are the other goobers playing Darktide here?

[green granite]

Are all Surgeons plastic Surgeons in Lego universe?

[green granite]

@quiet abyss

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture @green granite (rarely when he feels like it once in a blue moon) @marsh cargo if he would stop fucking procrastinating

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/LunaAlphaLilita/status/2055618968585654616

Lilita💢 (@LunaAlphaLilita)

https://t.co/jI1ChbVLsU

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 11:58 AM

[quiet abyss]

uhhh

[timid hollow]

@quiet abyss

[quiet abyss]

maru has it

but never touches it

[static axle]

@copper vapor lets see how this looks like

[green granite]

Alto is the only person playing that mediocre game

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss @vital venture @green granite @marsh cargo

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[marsh cargo]

im having
Carne asada with the fam
you cant blame me

[quiet abyss]

thats why you asked

lmao

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/grill-grilling-6--k01KRSDMCWMGBKN9PAN38VZA2WZ

[timid hollow]

[quiet abyss]

nah but its a banger

[timid hollow]

it is

[quiet abyss]

jesper kyd did amazing

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

YOOOOO

[timid hollow]

first time playing darktide i was like YO GUYS THIS IS HARD

[proven tundra]

Why is your map flat

[quiet abyss]

i love making these

[quiet abyss]

because i dont like the side view

[proven tundra]

Yeah I put those everywhere as well

[quiet abyss]

also makes annotations look like shit lmao

seriously?

the black box will get bigger btw

thats meant to represent the fact its safe there

because i cleared it

[static axle]

it crash

[teal spade]

what you playing?

[proven tundra]

Project Zomboid

[teal spade]

noone asked me

[forest acorn]

@proven tundra meow :3

[proven tundra]

I don't think it's MP

[teal spade]

[forest acorn]

hi @teal spade

[teal spade]

sup

[static axle]

imagine this with the crown helmet thingie all blacked out @copper vapor

[quiet abyss]

project zomborgle

singleplayer

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nazgul-lotr-1--k01KRSDTC016W4PAF8GJ5C36T7R

[forest acorn]

this fish keep trying to mate with my submarine

or eat it, idk which

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/849RUBICON_9922/status/2055653531752001855

목줄이 (@849RUBICON_9922)

I wasn't able to hold the urge of making it

QRT: iriskurobane
油圧シリンダーやられてバケット死ぬの性癖すぎる

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 2:16 PM

[quiet abyss]

good news rat, the cut on my neck didnt infect me, and i didnt die

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

shouldnt have happened to begin with

but im good, so i dont care

[proven tundra]

I got neck bit from behind yesterday
Insta killed

But I was only day 7-8

[quiet abyss]

im on 16 days

[proven tundra]

(in Zomboid not irl)

[quiet abyss]

surprised water isnt off

but its also why im kinda paranoid

and why im keeping a pile of water containers

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Polymarket/status/2055682404858163383
thats a headline i guess

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 2 · May 16, 2026, 4:10 PM

[quiet abyss]

i found more bottles

[left mantle]

polymarket, what the fuck man

[quiet abyss]

also rat, you got suggestions where to find weapons

i got like 3 left

and thats a problem living in louisville

[orchid lotus]

I just frankensteined different cd tray into my laptop, I FUCKING LOVE MODULARITY AND REPAIRABILITY

[proven tundra]

I've never even been to Louisville

In 300 hours lol

[green granite]

@quiet abyss in the beningin

The beningi

The begingi

The begninni

[teal spade]

The b

[quiet abyss]

youre missing out

its quite fun

i started here for a challenge

i have to fix a broken car from essentially 0%

[green granite]

I havent player Zomboid since forever

[quiet abyss]

to leave

[proven tundra]

My old man reflexes aren't good enough to survive normal towns

[quiet abyss]

yes there are other cars, and yes theyre probably closer to being fixed

but thats not the point

XD

[quiet abyss]

reflexes smh

i dont need those

its easy if you just keep your head on a swivel

[proven tundra]

I don't think you understand how slow my brain is kek

[quiet abyss]

and use your ears

listen for steps

(i say with music on)

[proven tundra]

Literally me

[timber oxide]

@verbal lodge was saving currency for the past few weeks, got Evanescia in the first 10 rolls

[quiet abyss]

i have so much water stored up lmao

[teal spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969924176842473482/1334553989517414491/ezgif-4-4e0db07b5a.gif

[proven tundra]

[teal spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[proven tundra]

Rip me

[verbal lodge]

lucky mf
now go for E1, it's the strongest in the game

[timber oxide]

No

I never roll for copies

[verbal lodge]

what about S1 then

[timber oxide]

I never roll for weapons as well

[verbal lodge]

you gotta treat yae miko well

make her the best she can be

[timber oxide]

Fuck yae miko, fuck yae sakura, I hate yae

[verbal lodge]

damn, i didn't know we're F2P out here

i respect it

[timber oxide]

I blame half of the HI3rd story on the fact that Yae existed, it's a generational grudge

[orchid lotus]

even the front cover fits

[timber oxide]

And I know Evanescia is just another Yae but that won't stop me from getting da fox

[verbal lodge]

fox girl is based, her lore is kinda cool too but i won't spoil incase you haven't done 4.0+

https://tenor.com/view/evanescia-evanescia-hsr-hsr-honkai-star-rail-ヒエイ-gif-7083969459665133679

[orchid lotus]

now the question if it can write like the original one

[timber oxide]

Honestly considering that I don't really plan on getting anyone else so far, I might as well
Buuuuuut having a lot of stockpiled emone is cool

There are like 2 weeks left I'll see where it goes

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

Lemme check what's coming in da future

Oh my fucking god

Yeah nah I'm saving money, Blade II

[verbal lodge]

do you care about leaks much? cuz iirc they revealed the entire release order for 4.x

and there's some wild things in there

[timber oxide]

I read leaks every other day

Haven't recently

Cause I was so consumed by Starsector

[verbal lodge]

she do be coming then

https://tenor.com/view/fate-fate-stay-night-unlimited-blade-works-ubw-rin-tohsaka-gif-17584368427243518157

[timber oxide]

Nah I don't fucking care

[verbal lodge]

i LOVE FATE SO MUCH

rin my beloved

E6S5

[timber oxide]

Now if you would give me Ishtar

I might reconsider

[quiet abyss]

i love when i bludgeon a zombie and get a free hunting knife out of it

like who stabbed you lil bro

[orchid lotus]

well don't have anything to try writing capabilities, but now I can watch movies we have

[quiet abyss]

doesnt matter to me, just gives me a knife

[timber oxide]

I only did the 4.0 story, then I got Ashveil in the first day of 4.1 and that concluded my time with that update

[timber oxide]

I don't even remember what I was doing during 4.1

[forest acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459797710734491833/1461045441247318218/get_jiggy.gif

[timber oxide]

All I know is that Starsector took my attention from 4.2

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/starsector-banano--k01KRSF73ZZFFKVVM30VQ5QHC1G

[verbal lodge]

hop off starsextor, and experience absolute cinema

[quiet abyss]

i killed another one and got an AXE

lovely

[forest acorn]

its simply a better game

[verbal lodge]

or not i guess, starsector is equally cool

[timber oxide]

Different types of games, hard to compare

[forest acorn]

yeah

[timber oxide]

One thing I can be certain is that at the very least I will not be disappointed in the absolute cinema of "what the fuck is the astral express doing this time"

[smoky stump]

someone just asked me how to open a fridge, I asked “ what game” he said real life.

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-stare-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-stare-meme-gif-2566228405341525362

[marsh cargo]

i pulled an94 on the funny gun game

[timber oxide]

OH SHIT I FORGOT

DAMN YOU STARSECTOR

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

IT CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

On the other note

NTE was cool, I might be dropping it now since FH6 came out and I was only ever interested in the car aspect of the game

[orchid lotus]

what is the name of the game, where you go about destroying stuff, with voxels, they recently added multiplayer

[timber oxide]

And I do mean it, the moment I decided to actually try it was the moment I learned there are car races in it

[orchid lotus]

TEARDOWN

[timber oxide]

Teardown is fun

[orchid lotus]

I wanted to add it my wishlist but forgot the name

[marsh cargo]

i kinda want to farm for the current banner
But like
game is OK
and farming takes alot of time

[timber oxide]

The game is ok

But, like

I don't really... want to play it?

[marsh cargo]

the pity is easy to get
but like
why should i

[warped linden]

https://tenor.com/view/starsector-gryphon-mustelid-gif-25994650

[verbal lodge]

if you're interested in the cars then i hope you're grinding fons for the porche

[timber oxide]

I'm not grinding fons for anything right now

I'm in place, japan

[verbal lodge]

which is rumored to be in the 8th digit

[timber oxide]

The story of this game still makes me piss and shit of sadness

It got slightly better, it's still bad

I don't feel like playing a game which narrative I don't enjoy

[verbal lodge]

after pulling hotori and 2 of her skins
i've been saving up for the tomato vampire girl

best girl

[quiet abyss]

i got a machete :DD

lets go

[timber oxide]

I might come back to it when my Forza phase wears off

Might take a while

[orchid lotus]

I just had a thought, some people don't like 80% keyboards cos they don't have numpad, why not... make a 80% keypoard without arrows and the part above?

and keep the numpad

[timber oxide]

I can't imagine having a keyboard missing any keys

Even my laptop, which has a squished layout, still has every key

[green granite]

@quiet abyss i have dakka

You have dakka

We all dakka

[orchid lotus]

just a thought, tho, I myself have a full sized keyboard for my pc, but woulnd't mind a smaller one

thanks to numpad I can do stuff like ^ and " without changing my layout

[timber oxide]

You can have a smaller one and keep everything, kind of

As I said, my laptop has a full layout but it's squished to fit in a 15.6 inch frame

[spare jacinth]

white to move. whats the best move in this position?

[vital venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[vital venture]

[copper vapor]

flip the board and punch the other player

[spare jacinth]

wrong. its actually knight c3 to d5

you win a free pawn : D

[marsh cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNpd1WjFkUk

[quiet abyss]

i have a krumpa

big krumpa

the krumpa in question:

[clear bough]

aint no way bro cheating chess by using discord

[quiet abyss]

apex legends

[quiet abyss]

its not a cheat

its a handicap

because we are all fucking dumb

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

oh you listen to THIS guy but not me

smh

[spare jacinth]

First off. This is playing against a 1500 elo bot. I’m really looking for anyone that knows basic chess moves lmfao

[vital venture]

ive known them for 10+ years

so uh

yea

[clear bough]

what is chess

[quiet abyss]

ok and youve known me like 3 months

clearly im better

[vital venture]

[verbal lodge]

pick up the knight and toss it at your opponent
since it moves in an L shape

[timber oxide]

That's a literal swarm of little shits

[copper vapor]

how tf do I take blood from an undead

[proven tundra]

Very carefully

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/glorp-glorpdrive--k01KRSJ892PNZYP1M9NM9G2X8KZ

[timber oxide]

[quiet abyss]

i made tea with honey and sugar

@vital venture lmk when youre done playing with your cooler friends

[copper vapor]

brother's drier than a mummy

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-dance-15--k01KRSKA2BJRBR8KFSVXR88Y7JS

[copper vapor]

shoutout to the best bro in V Rising

[static axle]

whos D vorer

[copper vapor]

that handsome guy in the image

[static axle]

oh it a mimic chest

[copper vapor]

he eats items and spits out materials

♻️

[static axle]

he a garbage mane

ok so i keep crashing

shieeet

[copper vapor]

divine retribution for calling best boy garbage

[static axle]

naah i crashed before calling him

[copper vapor]

it sensed your intentions

[static axle]

guess im trying umbra again

dont really understand what is borked

[copper vapor]

can he run it tho

[static axle]

nope

2 files were re downloaded so i guess a dragon mod fucked a file up

[hexed stag]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/1011830.mp4

[left mantle]

It's been on my wishlist since release, y'all seem to have a lot of fun with it

[static axle]

1 focking love it

ok my brain, 1 isnt i

[left mantle]

close enough

[static axle]

other than crashing caused by me modding this shit

it a 5/5 for me

up there with cp77,rdr etc

[orchid lynx]

my mum has the exact same makeup pallet
i knocked it over yesterday while i was showering and the hinge broke

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev6F-29IqiI

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

what the fuck

||be not afraid|| type shi

[static axle]

also dragon mod was the crash issue

so no modding it

and i guess its a wyvern not a dragon

many kim

@copper vapor well shit

[marsh cargo]

sub2

@sour rivet

[quiet abyss]

im pissed

i cant find toothbrushes

so i cant repair my 1911

so i have to use my M9

ew

[uneven sapphire]

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[spare jacinth]

how to wake up to your balls being removed

[copper vapor]

krogan squid isn't real, it can't hurt you
krogan squid:

[copper vapor]

Kim is the korean equivalent of John

[static axle]

i know

still funny

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reXA2rhSWvE

[static axle]

thats.... not a lot

29 "complete all X challenges" ones left

[copper vapor]

peak

poor guy gotta breathe

need to find radioactive rods to upgrade the vampire castle

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci6dTx7HJs4

@sour rivet

turns out

that "survive 30 days with your ex" video

was not just 1 guy

there is 1 girl and 6 fucking dudes

[copper vapor]

fucking dudes, huh

[oblique belfry]

ye and every 5 days she will send one of em home

the ironic thing is

the last guy left can either split the 250k dollars with the girl

or take it all and dip

[next chasm]

who really watched that crap .. my gawd how low we have become

[oblique belfry]

fucking FIRST TRY

[oblique belfry]

i blame yt for literally not providing me with content

besides his

legit sahara desert

nothing on main page

[next chasm]

never been eaiser to learn decent skills / awesome / useful things

[oblique belfry]

only learned 1 thing

humans are evil

[raven swan]

[next chasm]

we all learn that in primary school and then move on

also learn there are some truly awesome people - and how amazing it is to share a life with someone like mided

[runic condor]

[quiet abyss]

mfw i have to run around my building sledgehammering fridges to save on gas costs

@proven tundra

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/realradec/status/2055634254441087462

Radec (@realradec)

inFamous was ahead of its time

X · May 16, 2026, 12:59 PM

[left mantle]

@oblique belfry won an amumu game of 3 man arena and got steel your heart first augment...I forgot to grab heartsteel until 3rd item lmao

[oblique belfry]

ngl

heartsteel sucks in arena

[left mantle]

We were winning so hard lmao

[copper vapor]

handsome fellow

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/RatKing478960/status/2055735922998608044

KingOfTheRodents (@RatKing478960)

HAPPY 15TH ANNIVERSARY TO TERRARIA!!!!!!!!!! (ts highkey the best thing ive ever drawn 🥹) #terraria

X · May 16, 2026, 7:43 PM

[copper vapor]

I can't even identify what I'm seeing

is this what Lovecraft wrote about

the indescribable and unknowable

[sour rivet]

solar flare is a 1

nebula is a 5

stardust is the pedestal

[copper vapor]

ez

[rustic ibex]

oh V rising

[green granite]

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[green granite]

You cant de-autism me

[sour rivet]

buy groceries instead

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/waterfill-martincitopants-factorio-mods-gif-23270784

[sour rivet]

while you still can

[copper vapor]

I hate that I understood this

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/EnderTuki/status/2055464109060014112

EnderTuki ⚙️🐝 (@EnderTuki)

https://t.co/pOQH06SpX2

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 1:43 AM

[sour rivet]

the curse of understanding roman numerals

I II
II L

[quiet abyss]

@proven tundra

i got gasoline now

ironic

[raven swan]

I will throw you in the coliseum

[sour rivet]

i will come out

i wouldnt be the same before i was thrown in

but i will come out

[raven swan]

Lets hope you change for the better (no longer sending loss memes)

[quiet abyss]

i dont get this, despite knowing roman numerals

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

i didnt watch it yet

i have seen one scene from it

[oblique belfry]

its just a thank you letter

lemme guess

the outfit swap one

[sour rivet]

and its all because of the sonic exe fandom

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[sour rivet]

"obituar-"

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo apparently if you got enough time you can have a rented ship forever because you can keep hitting rent on it to add time

from def con

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Phthalolz/status/2055516979419566351?s=20 @blazing maple

Phthalo 🍏 (@Phthalolz)

The Waxmoon of silent judgement:

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 5:13 AM

[stray pewter]

just finished sub 2 for now, ts was amazing

[oblique belfry]

already ???

its the game really that short

[stray pewter]

15 hours for me

[oblique belfry]

damn

[stray pewter]

was playing with brother for most of it tho

[slim magnet]

an entire iceberg about a singular dogwater fangame

[stray pewter]

so way easier

[oblique belfry]

??

bootleg fnaf ?

[timber oxide]

There's only one thing I know about this series and it currently sits at 564 posts

[oblique belfry]

that outfit swap scene

already made me hear the screams

[timber oxide]

I have no idea what are you talking about

[oblique belfry]

of thousands of artists

losing their brains

[slim magnet]

infamous fnaf fangame that was mediocre at best but rose to extreme notoriety for having the most hilariously over the top edgelord antagonist ever

[timber oxide]

Genuinely zero clue

[slim magnet]

the most "i'm 14 and this is deep" ahh writing on the guy

[sour rivet]

dayshift at freddy's sweep once again

[slim magnet]

for me it's graveyard shift at freddy's

[timber oxide]

I just stumbled upon the character and my immediate thought was "Yup"

[oblique belfry]

also that

[copper vapor]

wakanda shit does he say/do

[slim magnet]

that's like IT when it comes to fnaf fangames

[oblique belfry]

the desing is very....uhh

"drawable"

[timber oxide]

I do not need extra context

[oblique belfry]

to say the least

[timber oxide]

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/_HCo9luYAxA?t=103

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Maybe I should add some of my own to the pile

[slim magnet]

cinema

[oblique belfry]

for science purposes

[timber oxide]

Fuck science

We're fuckin

[slim magnet]

writing on point, voice acting beyond belief

[sour rivet]

for eldritch purposes

[slim magnet]

cinema

[timber oxide]

Now this I can understand

[oblique belfry]

oh

so thats what u meant by 565 posts

[slim magnet]

how the fuck does one come up with this

[oblique belfry]

low amount ngl

expected 1k in a day

[copper vapor]

lazy way to make a villain that's actually evil

graping underage girls

[oblique belfry]

what

[copper vapor]

what

[slim magnet]

ol billy here stabbed his best friend's only daughter without saying a word

[oblique belfry]

which villain does that

[oblique belfry]

the fangame momo mentioned ?

[copper vapor]

the video momo linked

ye

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[slim magnet]

ye it's mental

like

[sour rivet]

bro is NOT purple

[slim magnet]

for me it's the voice acting

if bro didn't sound like a 16 yo kid trying to do a mad scientist impression it could've landed a bit better

certainly not as funny

[oblique belfry]

what in the fuck ?

[copper vapor]

now that's a lot of greater shards

[oblique belfry]

this is new to me

infact this whole draculin biome is new

why are we fighting fellow vampires

are vampires and draculas different ?

[oblique belfry]

literally

vampire racism

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

my bloodthirst is better than your bloodthirst

[copper vapor]

there's different clans of vampires and such

and Dracula is the final boss

so his minions are enemies to us

[oblique belfry]

well thats stupid

[sour rivet]

not really

[oblique belfry]

im your brethren

[sour rivet]

you are not of the same clan

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

vampire racism

[sour rivet]

whatever bozo
you're just jealous i got bit by a hot vampire lady while you got bit by some fatass that drinks more blood than what the human body normally produces

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1347233657072648232/1667603562333137.gif

[oblique belfry]

also i love how there is vampire maidens that are followed by cultists

literal simps

funnily enough maiden's attacks involve charming you

luring to her

[copper vapor]

doge discovers succubi

[oblique belfry]

they do look like one too

[next chasm]

Sirens next eh

[copper vapor]

they are succubi

[oblique belfry]

wait succubi's origin is vampires ?

i thought it was devils / satan stuff

[copper vapor]

they're one of the night creatures that Dracula commands

[green granite]

Huh

[oblique belfry]

ah

i see

[copper vapor]

and yes hell demons are mostly included

[oblique belfry]

the fuck ?

limited time event ?

[next chasm]

that shoud also include basment dewling incels yeah ? 😛

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

He is spitting bars

Im telling you

[copper vapor]

sure he's not spitting boards?

at least the other guy was splitting boards

[sour rivet]

im shitting boards

[green granite]

Why did they Nurgle my helmet

😭

[verbal gate]

they turned it into fucking rotten funnel cakes

[oblique belfry]

massacre

[quiet abyss]

davy jones locker headass

part of the ship, part of the crew headass

[oblique belfry]

i got stuff i shouldn't be having rn

i got em from people killing each other

looting corpses like a rat

better a-life then some games

[zealous depot]

wut you playing

[oblique belfry]

v rising

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

this is my coop game with frien

but i noticed that we lack a lot of mats

so im grindin

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

cuz again

trying to play a coop game with a frien who plays for only 1-2 hours

is miserable

especially in a game like this

[zealous depot]

how can you only play for 1 to 2

smh

[oblique belfry]

he is employed but he was like this when he was unemployed too

why do you think it took me 1 whole ass year

to beat bl2

100%

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

him wanting to start over with a different character didnt help either

[next chasm]

join guild - or meet others and make new friends ?

[oblique belfry]

ew

i aint that down bad

[zealous depot]

yeah ew

[next chasm]

hehe ok )

[oblique belfry]

this server alone is more then enough for my digital social life

[slim magnet]

bl2 is a long game to 100% tho

tbh

[oblique belfry]

not really

max 1 month

and thats me taking my sweet time

[slim magnet]

is 1 month not a long ass time

[oblique belfry]

we are comparing to a year

so yes

its not

and like i've said

this is without tryharding

and taking your time

[slim magnet]

well it really depends on what 100% is

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

dis

[slim magnet]

the game doesn't have a clear metric for it

[zealous depot]

free to play rn

[slim magnet]

ah

[zealous depot]

so i downloaded it

[oblique belfry]

dont u dare join my server i will gut you like a fish

[zealous depot]

[slim magnet]

400 hours on steam and i still haven't played axton

bro's too basic

i did platinum the game on ps3

[oblique belfry]

this might be the only "hard" one

and thats because its tedious not hard

[slim magnet]

big game hunt secondary missions

[oblique belfry]

love how nobody did them

even tho they were easy

[slim magnet]

because of the one where you're sent after the extra rare spawns

[oblique belfry]

like most of these are just niche or missions

[slim magnet]

torgue secondary missions because that expansion FUCKING SUCKS

[oblique belfry]

some ill give credit

are a bit hard if you are not prepared

then again

there is like dozens of cheese strats or valid build options

for raid bosses

[slim magnet]

dragons is the easiest raid boss in the game

[oblique belfry]

ahem

zero bore for all of em

[slim magnet]

because it's the only one that's actually well designed

[oblique belfry]

ye

meanwhile pyro pete

fuck that guy

[slim magnet]

pete is easier if you paid any attention to how splash damage works

but the fight is awful

zero can only really bore hyperius

there's setups for voracidous and i can see a setup for pete

[oblique belfry]

i bore'd all of em

easily

pimpernel is super funi

on bore

[slim magnet]

but for pete you'd take longer to set up the one shot than to just pummel the guy to death with a lyuda

[oblique belfry]

yeah

i forgot the strat i did before pimpernel

i think i just sand hawk spammed it

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/DiscussingFish/status/2055705191383466212

DiscussingFish (@DiscussingFish)

Director James Gunn has reportedly been "Frozen Solid" in a block of ice on The 'MAN OF TOMORROW' set.

"We can't get him out."

(Source: @DEADLINE)

X · May 16, 2026, 5:41 PM

[slim magnet]

dragons yeah you can also bore but you'd have to wait for the green one to spawn a bunch of minions

but then again you'd only clear one of them with that

@marsh cargo

[wild vortex]

oaxaca? like the cheese?

[wet estuary]

barren as fuck

[stray pewter]

aint this roblox

[wet estuary]

yes

I may or may not had been involved in the eradication of the local tree population

[green granite]

[thick crystal]

@next chasm this is the colorway I got

And I just use a separate numpad

https://www.8bitdo.com/retro-18-mechanical-numpad/

[next chasm]

yeah, if I did not need full size there were alot more options but .. yeah

[thick crystal]

Nice thing about a separate numpad is you can put it on the left side, so can use mouse and numpad at same time

and you can move it elsewhere

and that 8bitdo one is also a calculator

[next chasm]

I did want - https://en.hacoa.com/products/full-kiboard-wireless?srsltid=AfmBOorohb3O0ceBKpwXsbaQYfKPJxC91LVPf8A3NlALVcwR8x-awe9S but got herman miller chair instead lol

[thick crystal]

That is cool but also insanely expensive

[next chasm]

indeed lol

[oblique belfry]

love how when material goes down

the price goes up

[thick crystal]

I'm just a spoiled brat of a upper middle class family so that's a bit outside my budget

[next chasm]

but hand crafted - and attention to detail .. ohh soo special )

[oblique belfry]

and so stupidly priced

[next chasm]

wife and I just 30+ years of no kids working in senior IT roles 😛

[thick crystal]

Oh nice, what part of IT do you work in? That's a hard sentence to phrase lmao

[next chasm]

now.. if you want expensive hpobbie - should see my hifi )

[thick crystal]

I'm going to college majoring in CS, was thinking about getting a help-desk job

[thick crystal]

I have a little amp and dt 990 pros!

[next chasm]

I am systems engineer - and then own consulting businses - wife is secops

[thick crystal]

Oh nice!

[next chasm]

Mcintoshma9000 and B&W 803d3 to start with )

[thick crystal]

I think I want to end up in a DevOps position

[next chasm]

music listening is a expensive hobby - pc gaming is cheap 😛

[thick crystal]

Yeah hi-fi is definitely a "how much money do you want to spend?" hobby haha

There is no upper limit

[next chasm]

building a seperate building atm for music room - double wall and double ceiling )

[thick crystal]

Nice!

[next chasm]

well, will also be man cave 😛

[thick crystal]

This is the power of no kids

[next chasm]

but mainly for music room lol

yeah indeed and that point where you get to enjoy a bit

been though the enitrr how to pay rent each week - no food etc and crappy 2nd hand side of road furnioture )

[thick crystal]

Yeah, that's why I'm grateful I can live with my parents for as long as I want. They want me to prioritize going to college and schooling instead of having to have a job and worry about staying alive lol

Majoring in CS right now, definitely hope to get into a DevOps role eventually.

SysAdmin or SWE work too

Though of course I don't think there are any junior DevOps roles maybe but I'm pretty sure no

[next chasm]

devops will be tough going forward, AI - and not just 1 chat bot infrence AI - but proper multi agent mcp acp skill guardrail etc will have a decent inpact in that area - what will be in deamd is really really good AI skills - like how to make end to end solutions that really work - multi agent - multi provider etc

[slim magnet]

why does bro use - in place of commas

[thick crystal]

Yeah, I think a lot of IT and any field that works with computers will be impacted severely by AI.

[next chasm]

likewise sec ops - BUT contary to what any teaching organisation will say - you really don't walk into sec ops - sec ops is the end of decades of other roles / skills etc

[next chasm]

habbit more than anything

[thick crystal]

My backup is going to law school since I highly doubt there will be AI lawyers for a long time, as if they have the moral capacity to be in a court room will forever be contentious

[stray pewter]

chatgpt as a person

[next chasm]

many large orgs are now rolling out AI training programs to staff etc - again not basic how to use chatgpt - but proper agent to agent systems

[thick crystal]

ChatGPT uses emdashes, very different from a singular hyphen lol

[next chasm]

and can get ai to output however you want, just need make the right skills / workflow for it

[thick crystal]

Be careful calling AI useful on the internet, people are very black-and-white on AI usage lol

[next chasm]

but yeah, good ..really good proven AI skills in IT will be the big $$ maker going forward, anything automation after that

[thick crystal]

Nuance on the internet is illegal!

[next chasm]

yep, some due to fear of change, some due to not really knowing it (think early search engine days and how bad most end users were - hell even still are today) and just cause it is also cool to hate on it

[sour rivet]

gen ai is the enemy

ai itself is a tool

[next chasm]

indeed, that is right it is a tool

[thick crystal]

I saw a large amount of people say AI art is just "blending things together" even though that's not even close to how it works at all

[next chasm]

and like any tool need to learn how to really use it

[thick crystal]

And then worse than that was saying that because of it "blending things together" it "doesn't create anything new"

Which taken to its logical conclusion means nothing new has ever been created ever

[next chasm]

also ask them how many games / dvds / movies they have priated in their time 😛

[thick crystal]

I personally believe it's fair use as the model itself is transformative.

The model and its training data are separate

[next chasm]

specalised home brew models are going to be very important going forward - onsidte or hosted for data sovereignty will be critical so no data leavs boundries etc. and also very very tuned to specific roles/ industries

and while saying that have 4 agents working together atm to make a new system workflow for doing a business task 😛

tempted to get a m4 m5 mac studio with 256 or 512GB ram to be able to do more local llm .. but .. need ot check I can claim it on tax 1st lol

[slim magnet]

feeling like my metabolism FINALLY gave up on trying to store shit because of the low eating

and i'm finally dropping weight again

woohoo

[thick crystal]

Nice!

[oblique belfry]

wolverine time

[green granite]

Legs of Legend

[next chasm]

And when you get itchy.... ?

[oblique belfry]

gun

[next chasm]

lol

that will show that itch..

[oblique belfry]

damn they are really fun wtf

double cast is great

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture darktide?

i know youre playing sniper elite

but like come on man

[oblique belfry]

im so scared to start darktide

because i will have a giant target on my head by atrox pings

[quiet abyss]

bro if people would actually bother to play the game with me even once of twice a week, id be way less needy

[oblique belfry]

why not play solo

[quiet abyss]

i do

it makes up about 680/741 hours

[oblique belfry]

well ?

[quiet abyss]

its better with friends

like many things

issue is i dont have many, or the ones i do have are busy/russian

nothing against them being russian

but matchmaking for them is ass

[oblique belfry]

had to include russian

[quiet abyss]

because of their situation

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[quiet abyss]

BRO THEY CANT EVEN GET INTO A MATCH 90% OF THE TIME

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

BECAUSE DPI FUCKS IT

RAHHH

so you spend like an hour waiting for them to even load into the LOBBY

its hot dogshit

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

so yeah, i like to play the game with people from other places, because even though theyre consistent, their matchmaking, is not

and if they host?

jesus

the lag

[little depot]

Mrow

[quiet abyss]

start the game? does this imply you have it?

[oblique belfry]

no

you wish

[quiet abyss]

wait how you gonna get it

shits not cheap

XD

[oblique belfry]

im not gonna ?

[quiet abyss]

also how would you play darktide ever

because its unoptimized

[oblique belfry]

more reason for me to not touch the game

[quiet abyss]

you basically require a good pc to have 90 fps

at best

[quiet abyss]

vermintide 2 is cheap and playable on potato pcs

[oblique belfry]

i will not play 40k

for a while

[quiet abyss]

good

vt2 isnt 40k

its fantasy

[oblique belfry]

40k universe then

[quiet abyss]

ye olde warhammer

[oblique belfry]

fantasy

franchise

games

everything

[quiet abyss]

you mean warhammer in general

then

[oblique belfry]

i guess

[quiet abyss]

vt2 can go for as low as like 3 canadian dolla

99 lira

[next chasm]

they just need to release total war 40k already ffs

[quiet abyss]

very cheap i think

idc

its an rts game, right?

if so, i cant be bothered

@marsh cargo

you

darktide?

im trying again

backup plan

[oblique belfry]

anyways

https://klipy.com/gifs/kitten-kittens-22--k01KRT38X755QX0N7Z0ZEERXDF7

[quiet abyss]

doge

dont scare me like that

by saying anything about darktide

[oblique belfry]

what

[quiet abyss]

unless youre serious

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

you had be convinced

[oblique belfry]

addicted moron

[quiet abyss]

until i remembered it plays like shit

[oblique belfry]

write this somewhere

[quiet abyss]

so you wouldnt play it

[oblique belfry]

i aint playing warhammer series for a while

maybe give it a year or 2

[quiet abyss]

wait why not fantasy tho

[oblique belfry]

when im 100% out of options

[oblique belfry]

again