╟❓general-offtopic

[green granite]

10% of my instagram is gooning and 90% is T72 tanks

[pliant chasm]

he uses instagram to jerk it to anime softcore porn

[little depot]

Ah

[snow tree]

🥀

[static axle]

Ranger with big iron was faster

[halcyon fossil]

precious little baby

[pliant chasm]

undertale fans are like mosquitos

[little depot]

And you are like the testicles

[green granite]

FOOD

[halcyon fossil]

🤓 that is a deltarune video

[pliant chasm]

nice embed

[green granite]

I didnt mean to embed you

[pliant chasm]

boint broven

[little depot]

Cuppert u just leaked ur insta

I don't wanna follow u wtf is this

[snow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[green granite]

Why are you laughing thats disrespectful as shit bruv

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabbermegamind2-gif-23461251

[little depot]

Cuppert

Why is it all just

Cosplayers

[snow tree]

He shared porn didn't he

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-gif-24184464

[green granite]

Well

My friend sends me weird memes and shit

And they are all weird

[little depot]

You have friends?

[green granite]

So this is my instagram now

I do have friends yes

[pliant chasm]

implying you're normal

[little depot]

Uh huh

[snow tree]

That's not how algo on IG works buddy

[green granite]

When did I say im not

[snow tree]

You interact with that content

[little depot]

Are these friends with us in the room right now

[green granite]

Youyou

[little depot]

Youyou are you sending cup goon material on Instagram

[pliant chasm]

no i only use discord

[green granite]

False

I wonder how British cuisine tastes

[little depot]

U don't taste it

[green granite]

Beside for a lot of Heinz Baked Beans

[little depot]

It's like sand paper

It just remove your taste buds

[green granite]

Me when I tried to compete in making Fish and Crisp but my opponent is British

[halcyon fossil]

i could go for some fish and chips

[little depot]

I think the worst food I've ever had

Is probably swedish

[little depot]

We going fishing?

[green granite]

huh

[pliant chasm]

why is nioh so fucking hard man

what is this

[halcyon fossil]

hell yeah

[little depot]

Ayyyy

[green granite]

Interesting

[quiet abyss]

Fishing is neato

[little depot]

Time to catch some rainbow trout

[halcyon fossil]

gotta renew my license soon

[green granite]

Ig sometimes Insta has peak

[little depot]

They got that thingy mabob

[quiet abyss]

Always*

[little depot]

They tried to take that away from me

[green granite]

What peak on istagram do you have

[quiet abyss]

Just depends on your stance towards humor i suppose

[little depot]

My insta is just

Cute relationship things

And cute cats

Hence why when cup sends me cat videos

Ive seen all of em

[quiet abyss]

My insta is racism

And cats

[little depot]

..m

[halcyon fossil]

of course it is

[quiet abyss]

And general shitposts

[green granite]

Hit me with one

[little depot]

What the fuck does this even mean ratdad

[quiet abyss]

Oh and the explore page is just softcore porn, as with any good ig algorithm

[proven tundra]

I don't know
I thought all you kids were into vtubers

[halcyon fossil]

nobody wants to talk to fish man

[little depot]

Clamp

What's the context

I'm so confused

[pliant chasm]

never trust someone who posts shit like this

[little depot]

Is league of legend a vtuber thing?

[proven tundra]

look I see funni I repost funni

sometimes I get it

sometimes I don't

[orchid lotus]

loldle time

[green granite]

I tried to usr Thread since I saw it on facebook

Basically judt twitter but way more unhinged take on politics

And porn

[little depot]

So

Racism+politics+porn

Yep that's a bright future for u lad

[green granite]

I didnt chose to live this way

[proven tundra]

The chud life chose cup

[little depot]

Can u give your horse fruit by the foot

[snow tree]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYnFncXU5a2h5MGhtbWZxazUwMnRxaGNpOWthYXZtd2FoNzNhYTJtZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/jMd74SabWLr3Mmd1zf/giphy.gif

[proven tundra]

Why is it

Sludging?

[halcyon fossil]

bnuuy

[little depot]

Cramp why do u keep typing up an essay and deleting it

[proven tundra]

It's the sob bit again

Where he was typing for 30 minutes

[halcyon fossil]

huh?

[little depot]

Were u not?

Either me or discord is tweaking then

[proven tundra]

You're tweaking on discord

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-shit-a-rat-dance-oh-shit-a-rat-oh-shit-a-rat-gif-14187081

[proven tundra]

El rat

[halcyon fossil]

twist

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-bun-bunny-cute-20th-month-gif-7318938158634097943

[quiet abyss]

My birtday is in 5 day

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

Happy bun bun

[green granite]

Praise the omnisiah

[quiet abyss]

Wonder what i will get from my friends! (Nothing because i have none)

[little depot]

Is this a cry for help

[proven tundra]

Mine is in
0.396 days (approximately)

[quiet abyss]

Lil bit

[little depot]

Wait what

[quiet abyss]

No one cares rat

Kidding

[proven tundra]

[halcyon fossil]

oph fuck mine is coming up soon too

[quiet abyss]

You mattress and i chair

Rat

[little depot]

Y'all should combine parties

[quiet abyss]

Hold on

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

Man

[little depot]

To create something with extremely contrasting vibes

And events

And then go fishing

[green granite]

There are no girls as pretty as Fairchild Republic A10 Warthog

[orchid lotus]

birthday blackjack discord night

[halcyon fossil]

i haven't celebrated my birthday since having a choice to not

[green granite]

LET IT RIDE

[orchid lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ywGp4PMJdeLyuRq7vJ

[green granite]

I celebrate my birthday by going out to eat w friend

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot

[proven tundra]

I said I didn't need a party
My sister and brother are coming over this weekend so we'll eat cake then

[little depot]

I haven't pooped since last time I pooped

[tiny notch]

my brother turned on a light and went "its like raytracing"

[halcyon fossil]

yooo same

[little depot]

Are you a girl who poops or a bitch that shits

[quiet abyss]

My car

[halcyon fossil]

i can be both

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Once it loads

There

My car

[proven tundra]

Yay

[little depot]

Omg

[proven tundra]

Car

[little depot]

This si amazing

[halcyon fossil]

car

[little depot]

You have car as loyal friends

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

In one you can see my metallica shirt

[little depot]

You don't need anyone else

[orchid lotus]

indeed a car

[quiet abyss]

Its you

[proven tundra]

I don't have my own car
Just the one that comes over to my house and harasses my daughter to go outside

[quiet abyss]

Wholesome azu? Not on my bingo card today

(Who am i playing bingo with…)

[noble basin]

Car distribution system

[little depot]

I'm always wholesome

Just in a very retarded way

[quiet abyss]

I will need to see proof

Ok proof given

Thanks

[proven tundra]

I will make an offtopic bingo card later

What are some ideas for squares

[quiet abyss]

Include ivan pinginf more than 2 people

[green granite]

I was like how the hell did you go to work then, then I remember itd not the "car"

[orchid lotus]

"lyming alt"

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

Lymming respawn

[noble basin]

Xal invades with retarded takes

[quiet abyss]

Uhh, xal

Yeah

[orchid lotus]

<- that

[quiet abyss]

Yep whip

[noble basin]

[Redacted]

[proven tundra]

Iedy gooning

[halcyon fossil]

old man

[proven tundra]

Refined car

[little depot]

Astute gentleman

[quiet abyss]

Uhh taco ACTUALLY joining a game when he says he will ( @zealous depot )

[proven tundra]

Sob hot takes

[quiet abyss]

But theyre actually cold takes

[green granite]

Thats rare

[quiet abyss]

Mfw i show up to work and my machine says 45 min to transfer (45min free time)

[green granite]

What do you even work

[proven tundra]

Where is your machine transferring from

[quiet abyss]

Machining

[green granite]

Ah yes

The water faucet drips water

[quiet abyss]

Data -> instructions

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

You asked, you got the answer dumbass

[quiet abyss]

CNC machining

So the number i type controls number machine

Happy?

[green granite]

Man got easy job

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

😔

[proven tundra]

KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS

[quiet abyss]

Nah i just got the easy day

The other days suck

[little depot]

Oh no..

I thought of something yucky

[green granite]

Azu

Why cant

You go

To sleeep

[proven tundra]

Period blood?

[quiet abyss]

Lets hear it

[little depot]

I'm waiting for my girlfriend to answer me

[quiet abyss]

[little depot]

Once upon a time there was a vampire named mabel

[green granite]

ZEUS

YOUR SON OF OLYMPUS HAS RETURNED

[quiet abyss]

Ok? Get on with it, i almost ate all my popcorn

(Im fat like that)

[proven tundra]

And she sucked off Cain and Abel

[quiet abyss]

And then cain killed abel out of jealousy…

This is making terrible sense to me

[little depot]

There once was a Vampire named Mabel, whose
periods were always quite stable. At Every Full
moon, She'd take out a spoon, and drink herself
under the table

[halcyon fossil]

oh that one

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Infinite money glitch

[proven tundra]

Dear lord

I'm leaving

[quiet abyss]

W mabel

[little depot]

Yes that one Tumblr post

[green granite]

@proven tundra why is the pan hot when I heated it up

[quiet abyss]

Why is the ice cold when its cold

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

[halcyon fossil]

why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[green granite]

Shut the fuck up, Horus Lupercal

[little depot]

Well thermodynamic temperature is actually independent of physical properties of matter

[quiet abyss]

Uhm actually i think of myself more of a mortardion

[quiet abyss]

Shut up magnus

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

less than 1ms

i can go faster

[green granite]

@uneven sapphire Maru

[little depot]

The first law of thermodynamics states that internal energy is the sum of work done on the system and thermal energy transfered to the system

[green granite]

Here, your Sevatar body pillow

[halcyon fossil]

flip it over

[green granite]

I'd get absolutely deleted from this server

So no

[little depot]

Entropy and thermal equilibrium are connected by the second law of thermodynamics, which states that isolated systems spontaneously evolve toward a state of maximum entropy

[quiet abyss]

I dont want

[little depot]

🤓

[halcyon fossil]

[quiet abyss]

Want nathaniel garro body pillow, dumbass

[little depot]

Am I the only one who thinks the Google nerd emoji is kinda cute

[quiet abyss]

Yes

[little depot]

Fuck you you probably look like if a woman and a man had a child

[halcyon fossil]

awful thing to say about someone

[quiet abyss]

Thats terrible

[little depot]

But it's often true

[quiet abyss]

Mods, ban this person

Despicable

[little depot]

Many have tried

[upbeat verge]

hahaaa yo momma gae

[halcyon fossil]

true

[little depot]

true

[green granite]

Imagine gooning

Cant be me

[upbeat verge]

they re-arranged the channels

I SAW IT

@sick trail YOU BASTARDS

[green granite]

Huh

[green granite]

Man

[little depot]

You're acrinr like they rearranged your guts

[halcyon fossil]

wait what the fuck

it's wrong now

[little depot]

True

[pallid sapphire]

holy fuck

[little depot]

Why are we above newbies

[pallid sapphire]

were above the newbies

[little depot]

More whips incoming

I can smell it

[zealous depot]

Prepare yourselves

For the newbie wave

[pliant chasm]

?

[tiny notch]

my little brother hates aura and ambience (having an orange lamp on)

[tiny notch]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@pliant chasm

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/foxclaw-hoongoon-socrates-gif-25729638

[upbeat verge]

rain this wasn't a topic moment

[green granite]

Was gonna pour coffee....

[upbeat verge]

you dumb hoe

[green granite]

Until I realized it

[tiny notch]

it was

it mentioned the S word

[upbeat verge]

no

[little depot]

When u search Socrates in the gif search 90% of them are just ai twerking

[pliant chasm]

good to know

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dailyalivegifseries-bro-think-he-is-gif-12782659648681522312

[upbeat verge]

I wouldn't say necessarily "Good"

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/velikimisliteli-gif-7638381209157953953

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/socrates-socrates-walking-socrates-walks-up-socrates-comes-up-socrates-tuff-gif-6665560380371568194

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-pigeon-walk-doctor-pigeon-pigeon-walk-gif-18363920270242659686

[little depot]

Is that fucking

Pigeon

I was gonna say

[upbeat verge]

[pliant chasm]

i love that gif

[static axle]

@flat violet u stink!

[green granite]

ASHLEY

[thick plover]

@frank hearth RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HORRIBLE AT THE GAME ON THE HIGHEST LEVEL

[little depot]

Oooh is that Ella freya

[thick plover]

Dies once
tilts
starts playing like ass on purpose

fml

[static axle]

Also why is ❓ infront of offtopic shouldnt it be like 🎮 or 🗣️ or even ⌨️

[pliant chasm]

it should be in social

[static axle]

True dat too

[green granite]

Its her yes

[little depot]

Omggg

[green granite]

I follow her on Insta

[little depot]

I love her

Same

She so cool

[green granite]

She is face model for Ashley Graham which I can see the resemblance

[little depot]

Only thing the dutch made that was good

Other than hagelslag

And uhh

[pliant chasm]

wow

[little depot]

Stroopwaffels

[pliant chasm]

crazy

[green granite]

Idk what is cool dutch thing

[little depot]

Colonization

[green granite]

Lemme look

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-snow-white-crazy-padded-cell-gif-8960362794223791383

[little depot]

Wind mills

[static axle]

Lalalalalaa

[halcyon fossil]

strongest doorman

[green granite]

Banket?

[little depot]

This is not dutch

We do no claim this

[oblique belfry]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYSOfBYD2-S/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[little depot]

It's probably Belgian

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth

they done added her guns

[green granite]

YOU ARE NOT EVEN DUTCH WTF YOU MEAN "WE" ?!?!?

[little depot]

I'm dutch

[green granite]

Yum yum

[static axle]

@pliant chasm anyways whats on the gaming agenda

[halcyon fossil]

banket

[green granite]

What are you Mrs Worldwide?

[frank hearth]

HOW DO YOU GO 0/10 ON DOORMAN

[little depot]

Yea?

[frank hearth]

WHILE BEING FULL BUILD

[green granite]

THE MATH IS NOT MATHING

[little depot]

I'm pitbull

[frank hearth]

[green granite]

EINSTEIN DIDNT DIE SO YOU CAN DISCOMBOBULATE HIS THEORY WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE

[little depot]

Packgod is cringe

Pack it up

[thick plover]

MY SON LOOK AT THE LANEEEEEE

THEY HAVE THE BETTER LANING PHASE HEROES

ITS HORRENDOUS

[frank hearth]

[frank hearth]

im expecting that lane to be at walker at min 7

[green granite]

Also how is Banket not a Dutch thing

[little depot]

Listen

We don't claim this

Stroopwaffels

Olliebolen

[thick plover]

legit hard loosing that lane should be punishable by death

[little depot]

And fries are ours

[thick plover]

the enemy team was shit too

I just cant play with -3

[oblique belfry]

i just saw someone call the new sulfur cube "condom slime" 🥀

[thick plover]

its impossible

[little depot]

Oh and sata andagi

[pliant chasm]

nioh 1

[green granite]

Huh

That looks good wth

[halcyon fossil]

sata andagi

[pliant chasm]

i want to kill myself

[little depot]

It's insanely good

[pliant chasm]

actual retarded boss fight

[little depot]

Sata andagi is dutch yes

[pliant chasm]

second boss is fucking ishin

[little depot]

That's just zac

[pliant chasm]

fuck this shit

[little depot]

Nioh 3?

[green granite]

Tbh

[pliant chasm]

no nioh 1

[green granite]

I think Creampuff is bit more superior

[little depot]

...

[oblique belfry]

not league mf

[little depot]

I forget you have tainted American taste buds

[oblique belfry]

the new minecraft mob

[little depot]

I know

[green granite]

I mean

[little depot]

But that's literally Zac

[oblique belfry]

how

[green granite]

I dont even think Creampuff is American but ig it is

[little depot]

Condom slime

[pliant chasm]

boss summons a pool of cum and sits on it to regen her stamina whilst shooting projectile that paralyze you

[green granite]

Cuz I had it before I moved to the state

[static axle]

[pliant chasm]

what the fuck is this

[oblique belfry]

[flat violet]

Random question, has someone played/is playing/will play Directive 8020?

[static axle]

U can do it

[pliant chasm]

i will just out of spite

this is not even fun type of losing

[little depot]

What are you miss world wide

[pliant chasm]

getting hit for 70% of my hp bar

[green granite]

I am only 2 countries

So no im not

[green granite]

You however

[little depot]

I've only been to like

A few

[green granite]

Proclaimed Dutch
Lived in California
Moved to Japan
Attended British university

[halcyon fossil]

what about antarctica

[little depot]

Been there once

Got cold

Left

[green granite]

Azu is king Penguin yes

I want like a big pajamas that let me waddle like a Penguin

I wonder if they ever make it

[little depot]

Are you just chiyo

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-azumanga-daioh-chiyo-penguin-yukari-gif-24120013

[green granite]

Omg they do

[halcyon fossil]

penguin onesie

[little depot]

I'm hungry

[green granite]

Is that what its called?

[little depot]

One of u make me sata andagi right now

[green granite]

@uneven sapphire

She's Hungarian

[halcyon fossil]

i don't have oil

[green granite]

I do

[halcyon fossil]

make sata andagi

[little depot]

Do u have sunflowers

[green granite]

@little depot do you mind if your Sata Andagi tastes like car engine?

Cuz thats my only oil

[raven swan]

a bar brawl?? ON MY SHIP??

[little depot]

Sure

[raven swan]

Solvernia YOU BITCH

[next chasm]

20-40w ir more viscus - need to know for the chips

[raven swan]

@timber oxide get your wife under control dude

[little depot]

Hungry

[shrewd gull]

Magyar

[green granite]

Look I dont even have food

Im eating Mi goreng rn

Shit is banger

[little depot]

Hungary

[green granite]

But thats all I have

[shrewd gull]

Romania

[little depot]

No no no no no no

No romania

[next chasm]

wood fire pizza is always a winner

[little depot]

King Michael = bad

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[green granite]

@uneven sapphire

699 for helmet

Lets fucking goo

[little depot]

Mf will spend 700 dollars for a helmet

But eat nothing but pop tarts

And goreng gi

[static axle]

How pizza gonna get job now

[raven swan]

funniest part is solvernia's fleet is fucking dead in my save, i don't even know what kind of person solvy is written as

i guess she's the firey, butt kicker type

[next chasm]

pfft pizza is always rolling in dough ...

[little depot]

Autmod won't let me describe her

[raven swan]

[static axle]

[raven swan]

use scientific terms

[green granite]

Why do you think I eat Mi goreng

[marsh cargo]

yeah kinda like that
you can send her cakes too

[little depot]

Nincompoop

[raven swan]

[halcyon fossil]

ban

[little depot]

Because u couldn't afford child support?

[raven swan]

i guess you have to be special in at least one way to pilot a super capital

[little depot]

U hate me

[little depot]

You mean fat

Cause wdym she wants 500 cakes

[raven swan]

man i regret not talking to her right at the start of the game

[raven swan]

now she's gone fr fr and cy hasnt' added a dubug feature to respawn her

[marsh cargo]

you get some cute tidbits from her mom at the neutral station

[raven swan]

yeah i remember miss Nia say that her daughter has a fleet

[green granite]

i love cat ears set

[little depot]

On the car ears?

[green granite]

Yes

[raven swan]

i thought surely the fleet will stay alive right? specially with the supercapital and the 150 other ships

[real aspen]

eat

[marsh cargo]

yeah if you give cake to solvy and tell nia about it you get a rep boost

[little depot]

Why u got the asian default spawn hair

[green granite]

Cuz im default Asian spawn

[little depot]

Omg hi oomfie

[little depot]

I thought u were middle eastern?

[little depot]

(which is still technically Asia I know

[raven swan]

IT SHOULD SURELY STAY ALIVE RIGHT? ITS THE AURORAN HOME DEFENSE FLEET

[green granite]

When the fuck did I say anything like that

I thought you are Asian too

[little depot]

I am

Ethnically

[green granite]

Falsified information

[little depot]

I am NOT white passing

[green granite]

Sparter is Asian

[marsh cargo]

it should however given how the game manages auto resolves
those dinky ass pirate fleets just chip away at her fleet till shes gone

[little depot]

Sparter is gringo

[green granite]

@marsh cargo should I buy the Penguin onesies

[little depot]

CLASSIC PIRATE VICTORY

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/frieren-balloon

[green granite]

@halcyon fossil Penguin or Shark

What u think

[real aspen]

what kind of shark?

[marsh cargo]

FUCK NO SCREW THAT

[green granite]

Shark shark

[little depot]

Wait you're not a green

[raven swan]

i guess

[halcyon fossil]

show me the shark

[green granite]

I WOULD LOVE STATE OF DECAY 2 LIZARD HOODIE

[static axle]

Ay caramba!

[green granite]

Sadly no one sells it

😭

[left mantle]

I don't think anyone just insulted sparta more than claiming he was one of my people

[little depot]

They got the low tier god 140% polyester fit on the 4th

[marsh cargo]

its a reasonable reaction tho

[left mantle]

Of course! y'all think I want this to be the truth?

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc35GjGCVHY

[static axle]

[little depot]

I took a pill in Iberia

Told Avicii I was blue

[green granite]

Awh hell no Avicii

[left mantle]

Man i'm so fucking glad they changed excavation and defense in circuit to actually scale.

[green granite]

I will never be able to attend his concert

God im so depressed

[marsh cargo]

yeah lmao here have 100 cryo for 1 exca

[green granite]

Fuck you Azu

Ruined my day

[smoky stump]

What if I like green 😢

[left mantle]

Like stage 15+ SP circuit was painful trying to keep that shit alive for long enough to get ever 30 cryo

[halcyon fossil]

excavator shield gating actual best update in years

[static axle]

Avg fox in chorno

[green granite]

Go back to S.T.A.L.K.E.R Grok Automated Modular Modpack for S.T.A.L.K.E.R Anomaly, a popular hardcore survival mod for S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat

[smoky stump]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-angry-antony-starr-the-boys-nafkelah-gif-25554741

[static axle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@green granite

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[little depot]

Go listen to zed or the fat rat

Or something

[green granite]

Martin Garrix

[little depot]

Ther always geoxor

[green granite]

You know what funny you said that

[little depot]

And porter Robinson

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-powering-ur-server-gif-8410409156068069358

[green granite]

Hol on

[little depot]

What am I holding on to

[little depot]

This song reeks of 2016

[green granite]

All the songs I listen to is pre 2016

[little depot]

A relic from a kinder time

[marsh cargo]

whats wrong with 2016

[green granite]

Thats when everything goes wrong

[left mantle]

It reminds me that i'm getting older

[pliant chasm]

phase 2 started

[green granite]

@marsh cargo quick question

[marsh cargo]

of what

[green granite]

By any chance you were born in 91

[pliant chasm]

what do you think the 35 is for

[marsh cargo]

close but lets say kinda

[left mantle]

Cup trying to get sparta's security questions

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

Well no

[static axle]

Nice try Diddy

[green granite]

His security question is just

What is your favorite food

And the answer is always Chinese

Its so easy to answer even 2 years old kid can do it

[pliant chasm]

what's your name

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

Maximus Cuckulus

[left mantle]

"I need a name for my kid, what was your grandparent's names?"

[proven tundra]

Donat and Gabrielle

[green granite]

Chairron and Gadriel

Your kid's name is Titus

[static axle]

Born in 1935

[marsh cargo]

the 35 was a good joke by mobis
so i decided to keep it

[static axle]

Old fart

[pliant chasm]

[green granite]

67

[marsh cargo]

cool now im going to get blamed for not stopping hitler

[static axle]

[pliant chasm]

WHY

[green granite]

Huh

[pliant chasm]

they called me when he died

and i said what am i gonna do now

[proven tundra]

If you were born in 1935 and didn't stop Hitler I don't wanna talk to you anymore

[pliant chasm]

i was his top guy

[green granite]

SO YOU ARE THE ONE DISQUALIFIED HITLER FROM ART SCHOOL

Sparter you bitch

[halcyon fossil]

how dare you be 10 years old and not on your way to kill John Evil

[static axle]

Called you on that ancient days 3310

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sam-hyde-hyde-wars--k01KRH9ZY601ZKPXPC66HS6453W

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/true-facts-gif-3575633744451564517

[marsh cargo]

HIS ART IS MID YOU CAN BLAME ME FOR THAT

[static axle]

I knew it was your fault

[halcyon fossil]

offtopic got moved back under newbies chat

twas an accident i fear

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/bgqXO.gif

[proven tundra]

MI GUSTA EL GATTO

[left mantle]

except of course

You.

[proven tundra]

Or something

[left mantle]

[static axle]

All part of falcos plan of revolution

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/otw-omw-on-my-way-im-on-my-way-coming-gif-10519893800094005225

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

Meow Verstappen

[green granite]

@pliant chasm 1 2

3 4

5 6 7

[static axle]

[static axle]

[pliant chasm]

i got himmler from that site

yin and yang

[green granite]

Its like that one hispanic movie with vampire

And the dude was like my family blood was jewish so Im not afraid of the cross

[pliant chasm]

do you perchance have some argentian dna

[green granite]

And dude pulled out a swastika

[static axle]

He aint dead nor hiding. Its you. Been here in plain sight all along

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

Time to go do some actual work

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/joyjak-soyjak-beautiful-beauty-utopia-gif-4121577855423013001

how it feels to work on one part of a model ad ay

i just did purity seals

[raven geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

[halcyon fossil]

it's peak

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079449400440541206/1471608511988498452/caption.gif

[tiny notch]

"huh whats on tab 5?"

[pliant chasm]

shit meme

better one

[tiny notch]

i made it purely for a specific cercumstance

[left mantle]

lmao.

[left mantle]

classic w40k nerd "how they fare in melee"

The sinister Excalibur frame:

[marsh cargo]

not even

[left mantle]

This also reminds me of PotC 4, where the spanish are set up as an equally as good foe intent on claiming the fountain. Then they finally show up, intend to destroy the fountain, then leave.

[marsh cargo]

fucking ROCKMAN

[tiny notch]

biggest war criminal in this photo is that todler in the back

[upbeat verge]

I wish rain's government name was Mike Rotch

[halcyon fossil]

2pm time for bed

[upbeat verge]

honk shoo mimi

[latent hazel]

"let's see how warframes fair in melee range"

he doesnt know, does he?

[latent hazel]

...why

who asked for this

[tiny notch]

i think it started as a shit post

and people found it funny

[latent hazel]

i forgot people with no sense of humor find big bang theory funny

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

friendly reminder that saryn is basically hyper turbo space covid

she can just breathe and kill a legion

[autumn eagle]

meanwhile nova turning you into a nuke

[marsh cargo]

altas pouching asteroids

[real aspen]

yea like
even if you restrict warframes to what they show in gameplay, they're stupidly broken
if you go with lore... yeah

[marsh cargo]

limbo being...... limbo

[left mantle]

Insert the captain america shitpost about iron man thinking he'd be racist "We weren't all assholes"

[snow tree]

[marsh cargo]

i love how arthurs actual options are considered Californian by these people

[tiny notch]

larp larp larp sahur over here didnt play the game

[left mantle]

They just want a reason to justify being shitstains by assuming everyone in history was.

[left mantle]

Also peak shitpost

[tiny notch]

who was that guy in the 1800s who was considered a massive psycopath for thinking black people where humans too

[real aspen]

im going to kill whoever started using larp like that

[tiny notch]

same

i prefer poser

[tiny notch]

John Brown

[halcyon fossil]

oh so that's what that usage of larp means

good to know new chudspeak

[tiny notch]

[left mantle]

Yeah dude was one of our prominent abolitionists

[tiny notch]

says slaves are people
too kind and calm so people think ur a sociopath
commit several acts of treason
starts war
executed

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[left mantle]

lets be clear.

[tiny notch]

me when i want glass

[left mantle]

Brown was a little crazy

[tiny notch]

no where near what people say

[left mantle]

But still within reason

[tiny notch]

if ur not a little crazy you wont make history

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/john-brown-abolitionist--k01KRHBRBPZKMTCZVRF8QJT1M7Z

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jonh-brown-harpers-ferry-acw-american-civil-war-jonh-gif-12525321518856936431

[left mantle]

Also being the first executed for treason is a HARD flex

[tiny notch]

too based to live

[halcyon fossil]

what a fuckin hero

[marsh cargo]

“I acknowledge no master in human form.”

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[thick plover]

@frank hearthpaige has sauce

[left mantle]

Dude was a little crazy, but those times required people that were a little crazy

[tiny notch]

tbf i doubt he was less crazy than more people nowadays

[halcyon fossil]

gunbop

[frank hearth]

Paige my beloved

[left mantle]

I like paige with vortex web, it's the right amount of toxic

[thick plover]

I dont like that item because I can just get knockdown and kill people

[tiny notch]

"I acknowledge no master in the human form" is one of the hardest lines ever thats some clone wars intro scene type shit

i saw people talking about how john brown shouldnt be considered a hero because hes "Worse than any communist"

[left mantle]

Okay bro just say you're with the klan

[halcyon fossil]

waaah but he killed people waaah

[tiny notch]

life when u realise some people just gotta go

[halcyon fossil]

holy fuck

[tiny notch]

im too desne to recognise everyone in that image

[halcyon fossil]

not everyone with mutton chops is harry dubois

[tiny notch]

is he schlatt then

[halcyon fossil]

yes

shart

[simple slate]

But every Harry dubois has mutton chops

[sour rivet]

forgetting shaven harry

[tiny notch]

thats cursed

i need to finish disco

[simple slate]

Oh. Oh no. Go back

[halcyon fossil]

he's not bad

[simple slate]

He looks like a ren and stimpy character when shaved

https://tenor.com/view/ren-and-stimpy-waking-up-wake-up-ren-stimpy-gif-2792719235976520061

[halcyon fossil]

yeah

[left mantle]

Lincoln and his generals with him holding Brown's skull.
Sherman being conquest was...fitting.

[tiny notch]

i could tell lincon that was abt it

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle i forgot that the new griefer system is in the game now

the last sentence caught me off guard tho

so even if we do not FF we still dont lose LP

[tiny notch]

looking into sherman more "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is basically him

yooo

vulture droids

https://tenor.com/view/cisdidnothingwrong-thecisdidnothingwrong-star-wars-clone-wars-cis-gif-23076826

[shrewd gull]

Ćevapi time

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

aram viktor rework

[shrewd gull]

Anything about panth recently?

[oblique belfry]

not really unless you count black cleaver

still busted as fuck

STRIKE WITHOUT WARNING 🗣️

[shrewd gull]

PANTH MY BELOVED... I'd play him rn if it wasn't League of Legends

[oblique belfry]

play in arena

fuck summoners rift

go wild with aram mayhem / arena

with wacky augments

[shrewd gull]

That's league of legends

[oblique belfry]

doesnt have to be

aram people are chill

compared to the chernobyl levels of toxicity summoners rift has

[snow tree]

Lego of Legando

[oblique belfry]

a man has fallen

i can finally take this augment

[tiny notch]

me name dropping each new droid as i come across them cuz theyre all amazing

[oblique belfry]

dude was already stupid with marksmage

[pallid sapphire]

Clankers

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

controller in league ?

[real aspen]

insects have some really cool muscular systems

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

no worries

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1504207446397292684/440073f3a7afe1247956ff0de41b78d8.mp4?ex=6a0625da&is=6a04d45a&hm=2f99e129142d4616762e723ee2d9d13f09c1c40de065d8e7bbb3b542c95e1dcf&

[oblique belfry]

they finally fixed that dumbass cannon

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

also viktor aram only rework

i still think zhonya upgrade augment deserves to be gold

now that it gives 50% movement speed during stasis now

[upbeat verge]

wait a minute

how did ancient humans kill boredom?

https://www.youtube.com/live/eNCMgI5joac?si=DDWVojUDqHf01t0D
@oblique belfry @frank hearth @real aspen @rocky turtle @tiny notch @shrewd gull

actual mythical pull

[frank hearth]

[upbeat verge]

what sturm

[frank hearth]

the ancient texts

[oblique belfry]

3 ads that are 20 seconds

holy fucking aids

im sorry ivan but i cant

[sour rivet]

well firstly they didnt sit on their ass all day

along with the fear of death

hunting

so on and so forth

[upbeat verge]

maybe get ublock

???????

the fk

[oblique belfry]

i just had to open it from browser

still fucking aids tho

i hate yt

[upbeat verge]

thats not youtubes fault

its discord

[oblique belfry]

?

[upbeat verge]

discord doesn't run the video through your browser which as the adblock

[oblique belfry]

ivan we were not supposed to have adblock in the first place

according to yt

[upbeat verge]

idc what youtube thinks

we're not , but we do

[shrewd gull]

I think we should make a petition for ban of League of Legends in Europe

[upbeat verge]

u mean world wide

also time to take a shit at 11pm

lovely

[shrewd gull]

I dont care about USA

[upbeat verge]

tbh true

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

@frozen void @oblique belfry @shrewd gull
includes bulgaria and all of balkans too

[oblique belfry]

this is so real

man summer is coming too

there will be so many fucking loud musics now

[upbeat verge]

were cooked

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-be-quiet-stop-it-andreas-frauentausch-gif-17066008

Germans when the turkish neighbour blast their inintelligable music

[left mantle]

YT when it can't decide what data gets streamed to my device:

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/halt-stop-stopp-andreas-psycho-gif-10055338

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/mdXYfJuj7G4?si=ROMuU32txrjREYIQ

[upbeat verge]

????????

[real aspen]

when you ping me with music i send whatever im currently listening to or last listened to

[upbeat verge]

werent u deaf mf

[real aspen]

istg

we've been over this

[upbeat verge]

I know

thats why

hahahahaha

its ok to get help from governmant man

[real aspen]

the government is actively sabotaging me

anyway listen to it

very banger

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/HYPEX/status/2054645372941959335?s=20 @oblique belfry

HYPEX (@HYPEX)

INSANE FORTNITE ZERO BUILD UPDATE 🤯

• "Pocket Items" replaced the old Build button
• New unlimited-use utility slot with cooldowns
• Start every match with one Pocket Item equipped
• players now starts with: Pistol, Shield & Pocket Item
• Swap Pocket Items at Vending Machines
• Launch Items: Shockwaves, MedMist & Shield Bubble
• Lethal fall damage replaced with Low HP instead of death
• You can now cut your Glider near the ground
• Glider Redeploy is back
• Unlimited Stamina while holding Pickaxe
• Eliminations restore Overshield
• Environmental cover is stronger
• Reboot Van timers reduced
• Rebalanced Loot Pool (defensive & utility)
• Improved Smoke Grenades added
• Brick-a-Bunkers added

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 13, 2026, 7:30 PM

ANOTHER FUCKING SEASON OF SHOCKWAVE

https://tenor.com/view/nathan-cat-nathan-moment-gif-23432401

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

fornit

[oblique belfry]

im killing you birb

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

why

[oblique belfry]

you ignored me yesterday

[sour rivet]

i didnt get any notifs

[oblique belfry]

liar

[rocky turtle]

same mf even didnt waved back

[sour rivet]

how

[real aspen]

how do i make the boob crease

[oblique belfry]

knowing you i even dm'd you through steam

[rocky turtle]

lets kill his ass

[oblique belfry]

and waited 30 mins

thats literally called deliberately ignoring

[sour rivet]

dude i didnt get ANYTHING

[oblique belfry]

even pinged sam too

[sour rivet]

honest to god

by the time sam noticed you were already offline

im sowwy

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

actual tunnel visioners

[sour rivet]

no

you gotta remember discord notifs just

break sometimes

[oblique belfry]

brother like i've said

i even dm'd you through steam

WHICH

you were ingame

to see it

[sour rivet]

with steam i have no idea how i didnt get it

no sound no popup

despite having those on

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

prolly popped

but you were tunnel visioning

[sour rivet]

smh

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

next time im spamming both you and sam

i didnt wanna feel like i annoy you guys

so i only pinged both you and sam in discord

and you in steam

thats it

[sour rivet]

😔

[oblique belfry]

[tiny notch]

shes just like me fr

i got three blahajs

[compact fox]

Gamma needs a loong break now ..

[timid hollow]

and here we go again

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

😭

[frank hearth]

im about this close to downloading fortnite

[left mantle]

Don't, it's ass.

[tiny notch]

fortnite overwatch porn is gonna hit the streets like crack in the 60s

[frank hearth]

they got most of the overwatch sex icons in the colab

i fear you are right

@oblique belfry

we are getting fucking mercy staff

[oblique belfry]

useless on solo 🥀

[zealous depot]

One more DAY LADS

WOOOOOOO

[proven tundra]

One more day!

Until my birthday

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/peeper-gif-17898785616448282977

[real aspen]

old

[proven tundra]

Very

My kids are older than you

[rocky turtle]

[dreamy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sneaky-sneaky-cat-cat-jumping-cute-gif-6246383672309895472

[sour rivet]

you cannot hide the firing of 1000 employees epic

[proven tundra]

What the cat doing

[tiny notch]

the DVA OW2 skin

[dreamy moth]

bouncing

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-out-flight-flight-reacts-cat-tongue-gif-5336416477717479720

[tiny notch]

i lowk thought this was a bloodborne post and was so confused

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/mhs-mhs2-monster-hunter-stories-2-monster-hunter-stories-kulu-ya-ku-gif-4180204301780302270

[real aspen]

finally some goddamn decency

[zealous depot]

[tiny notch]

that is incredibly volotile time

[rocky turtle]

my cat got cancer and got 9 mutations because of that

[verbal lodge]

yae sakura acquired

https://tenor.com/view/evanescia-evanescia-hsr-hsr-honkai-star-rail-ヒエイ-gif-7083969459665133679

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet

[hexed stag]

the what?

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@twilit breach

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[twilit breach]

sorry

[hexed stag]

Buddy

not in this channel

[twilit breach]

sorry

[supple lotus]

[tiny notch]

@upbeat verge

[marsh cargo]

@quiet abyss it's going to be skiitary right

[sour rivet]

inb4 its op as fuck and makes the other classes irrelevant

[left mantle]

You. Do. Understand. Access. Denied.

[verbal lodge]

fully rendered manga panels...
they got the technology

[supple lotus]

wrong channel - quickly copy it before i delete it

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