╟❓general-offtopic

[static axle]

crimson of tanks

[static axle]

oppa

[copper vapor]

opachki

[covert shard]

A dragon! You got two options

[copper vapor]

seduce it

[covert shard]

Slay... Or donkey, shrek

I just found out that space organ Harvesting simulator©®™ have Kinect support

[static axle]

place

[proven tundra]

Made some actual weapons

no more unga bunga spear

[static axle]

unga bunga bonk

[proven tundra]

[arctic flicker]

split log, 4 sharp rocks and some twine

[oblique belfry]

it fucking begins

non stop sweat

i hate summer so much

more so when im locked in a room with a goddamn amd spec'd pc

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A83u4LHG2qc

[thick plover]

So like a youtuber ive basically been watching for 10 years now with an on and off upload schedule just uploaded a video

And well

Shits scary

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXtTUswnOI

[thick plover]

Its 47 minutes of him just rambling to a camera

Hes gone completely mentally insane

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

The fucking light saber belt

[thick plover]

If you ever saw the Etika video before he committed suicide

Its like that

[copper vapor]

is he saying things like 'people with vac bans should be publicly executed'

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

Oh fuck off

[proven tundra]

https://youtube.com/shorts/s2j7DGoyo88?si=H8wEKnhBpyR4L1od

This is my favourite cracker milk

[thick plover]

Dude legit starts video normally talking abt how he got a restriction in youtube for 10 years and then it goes into rambling about shadow government and how he used substances off the black market to cure his mental illness

youtube of all time

[copper vapor]

he got

banned

for 10 years?

[thick plover]

According to himself he got a restriction from making political content because he said something in hebrew about palestine

In 2017

[copper vapor]

probably something very nice

[thick plover]

Like its actually scary just watching someones sanity degrade on camera

[thick plover]

Do you also watch wizard with guns

[proven tundra]

I do not

[thick plover]

You should

It gud

[proven tundra]

Very well

[thick plover]

High quality skits

[thick plover]

I mean he was a league youtuber so it was nice

[static axle]

chapter 10

now to focus on side shit

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/KELMCAgR_CQ?si=HI8_vzYgPUeOGqYV

This was really good

Thanks for the rec

[thick plover]

Enjoy

[covert shard]

me do love a good souls reference

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/kinaxcamera/status/2053493068696043812

kina🐁🐀⸒⸒✎🇯🇵🇬🇧 (@kinaxcamera)

ゴーストオブツシマやってたら神々しい生き物がモニター上から出てきました。ツシマの土地の神様でしょうか？
While I was playing Ghost of Tsushima, a divine creature suddenly appeared from the top of the monitor. Could it be the god of Tsushima?

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vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 80 🔁 17 · May 10, 2026, 3:11 PM

[covert shard]

@proven tundra your thoughts on this?

[proven tundra]

/

[static axle]

the rat god

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/vikala-cheese-rat-mouse-gbvsr-gif-7973159702013757604

[static axle]

in all of its glory

[thick plover]

Fatass chud appearing from the horizon

[copper vapor]

nooo don't feed the hantavirus

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-21664094

[copper vapor]

uh oh

[covert shard]

is that lady gaga/ Taylor swift i see?

[sour rivet]

no its blonde whitegirl

[copper vapor]

same difference

[covert shard]

tell me one blonde whitegirl that ain't lady gage or taylor swift.

that isn't named susan

[sour rivet]

i dont know what you're asking

the person in the picture's name is clearly Blonde Whitegirl

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[covert shard]

ah i see

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-limbus-company-gif-15384023547410845212

this would classify as one, yes?

[static axle]

[covert shard]

is that ebony armor?

[static axle]

yo mama a ebony

also njet

[next chasm]

Black / gold on any armor always looks amazing - it is my goto combo

[static axle]

white and gold aint bad either

[next chasm]

Yeah, the black just gives that popout contrast - such a fav in all games that allows it )

[static axle]

yee

or i could forsake god

and do this

GO POWER RANGER

[next chasm]

MY EYES ..

[copper vapor]

eldar color scheme

[static axle]

my textures didnt load

[next chasm]

It was at this point....

[static axle]

i shall call myself chrome-vanadium

[next chasm]

Damm, chrome is hard to pull off in most engines etc - but wow that really works..

[static axle]

cause its path traced atm

[next chasm]

most to really bad bluetinge fake refecltions for chome

[static axle]

and mah pc is dying

[next chasm]

yeah, really impressive - worth the small fire on your desk now 😛

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

1 does not belong

[zealous depot]

Mmmmm

Pc so hot from that one armor set

Could fry an egg on that bitch

[static axle]

[zealous depot]

Oh god

[next chasm]

eveyone runs up to use you as a mirror ... 😛

[static axle]

heres non pathed normal rt

[next chasm]

frikken sun refect power - blind all enimes 😛

right, worth the extra temps )

[static axle]

i mean it barely heats anymore than normally

its just 18 fps aint fun

i guess next up i gotta find a better looking shield

[copper vapor]

better stats ❎
better looks ✅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9SMLd13XDA

[static axle]

always go for the drip

i do like this alot but having a shield on the back doesnt fit it

this one aint bad neither

[timber oxide]

Who the fuck names a ship like that

[verbal lodge]

hegemons got their kinks

[timber oxide]

That's not Hegemony

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDTD24KsdGc

i will stay in this steven universe hill as its only fan at this point

show gets unreasonably high hate

[verbal lodge]

i think it's mostly from the movie and later seasons

early on it was good

[oblique belfry]

its the opposite

show was literally a filler fest in season 1 with lore sprinkled in few eps

season 2 is where it slowly kicks off

course it still had fillers but y'know

less

[timber oxide]

[oblique belfry]

1 more to the collection

how many now ?

[timber oxide]

That's my secret weapon

[verbal lodge]

AH HELL NAH

https://tenor.com/view/tewi-inaba-mods-crush-his-skull-touhou-fumo-lowtiergod-gif-16844970733287414565

[cunning bronze]

Very nice

I'm going to share some screenshots after dinner

Stay tuned hate

[verbal lodge]

you defile everything you touch smh

[timber oxide]

[timber oxide]

And you defile everything you talk about so we're even

[static axle]

why does white horn leather helm need so much quests

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tf2-tf2-soldier--k01KRA8QQ61EBYCDN25H7TNPH6N

magnificent

[timber oxide]

Out-fucking-standing

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

ayran

[cunning bronze]

Which? I don't think I have that one huh

[static axle]

imma become pagan god

ah according to google its not dyable

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

flashbang

[wind latch]

What game is it?

Looks so good

[quiet abyss]

im gonna guess crimson desert or smth

idk tho

[static axle]

crimson desert

[wind latch]

Wow

[cunning bronze]

@static axle its teim

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

[cunning bronze]

He chill

[cunning bronze]

it really is a pretty game

[little depot]

It looks like a game

[oblique belfry]

i need to gamba for this augment

and instantly equip it

because dashes in this game keep your momentum

so if i dash with like 15 mph speed it doubles to 30

when i dash again

[static axle]

i tried doing a thing

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot

check this shit out (11 seconds in )

took a few tries to get it to trigger

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

nah i think its neato

did you even watch it?

[zealous depot]

yeah

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

imma just accept that white is the best looking in this game

[wind latch]

It looks good too

[copper vapor]

it's a peaceful life

(nevermind the mass murdering spore monsters just beyond the little ridge to the left)

(or the wolves beyond the trees to the right)

[oblique belfry]

back to back wtf

my shotgun already deals more then 50 damage per bullet

its shooting 8 bullets per second instead of 3 now

we are playing serious sam with this one

[torpid glacier]

Hideo Kojima type name

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[copper vapor]

if that helmet were black you'd be the Witchaven guy

... actually, not really

[cunning bronze]

you should get the actual gold

go to tomasso region in crimson desert

[static axle]

where the fuck is tomphson

[left mantle]

@frank hearth @verbal lodge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsp5NFH5714

[quiet abyss]

oh so you just hate me, alr

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

playing games with people in russia has never been more annoying

mfing trianqren disconnects or just cant connect 9/10 times

shits ass

[left mantle]

Bro. I am so fucking juiced this league

[oblique belfry]

@copper vapor @sour rivet i fucking love this game

also i forgot to set the game for audio so game sound is muted only musik

[sour rivet]

also holy shit your reload speed

[oblique belfry]

peak serious sam gameplay

also is it only me with laggy video

in discord

because it has 0 lag on file

i mean fps side lag

[copper vapor]

yea it's peak

[copper vapor]

discord videos are laggy for me if I play them on fullscreen

[oblique belfry]

ah

[static axle]

idk bro, this brigh orange dont really speak to me as gold

[oblique belfry]

that explains it

[sour rivet]

waow

[oblique belfry]

i will 100% gamba for this

no matter what

its just a game changer wtf

nightmare difficulty btw

ew no

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

MULAAAAAAAH

[quiet abyss]

ok so i just basically dumped trianqren for the night

and i have a sneaking suspicion

that it will run 90% better

because it wont be a russian server or something

[cunning bronze]

https://x.com/CephalonVashka/status/2053389920262062540?s=20 @marsh cargo

Vashka (@CephalonVashka)

this animation set on Ember>>>>

X · May 10, 2026, 8:21 AM

[static axle]

Idk, i gotta look for more armors and stuff tmrw. (I feel like i have everything ) For that perfect tarnished/cursed knight/king style

[cunning bronze]

what about belkandor ste?

set

[static axle]

Meh looking

The helmet is just meh compared to the horned one in pics

[cunning bronze]

maybe a mix of two sets

[static axle]

Maybe

Now i need sleep

[cunning bronze]

same

im going to read a bit more and eep

[copper sage]

Bruh there is a whole ass emission happening where I live 😭

[oblique belfry]

surely with these it will be easy ?

[copper sage]

Like its knocking out the power n shit

[next chasm]

oh man - would love a decent storm - one that makes the house shake .. nothing better

[quiet abyss]

i was just reminded of this randomly, so im posting it again

[copper sage]

Damn Trevor be having adventures

[quiet abyss]

i like this actor

billy bob thornton

good actor, he was amazing in fargo too

[copper vapor]

I did not just witness someone say a rainstorm is 'a whole ass emission'

[copper vapor]

if you saw the baddie he bagged in that movie

[quiet abyss]

thats fucking hilarious

[copper vapor]

the kinda shit that makes the entire classroom laugh at you for the rest of the day

[quiet abyss]

rainstorm? nah, its CLEARLY an emission from the hit game franchise stalker

topic me all you want, if you do youre a retard that smells like expired cream cheese

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

I FUCKING DID ITTTT

AAAAAAAAAAA

what a peak run

ok never again

max very hard

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

holy shit my character leveled up 5 times

[copper sage]

Bro it even feels like one cus its Texas 😭

And somehow its simultaneously 85°

[quiet abyss]

ok translate to the proper measurement of temperature

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[quiet abyss]

i dont speak inferior

[verbal gate]

celcius or fahrenheit?

[quiet abyss]

fahrenheit

the inferior system

[copper sage]

85° Fahrenheit 30° Celsius

[quiet abyss]

ok that makes sense

30c is fine

[verbal gate]

thats tolerable

[quiet abyss]

its not terrible, i prefer a good 18

[copper sage]

You forget its humid here too

[verbal gate]

oh and its raining too, that shit gotta be humid as fuck

[copper sage]

Its allways humid in texas

[next chasm]

wait till you have the 45c and rain 😛

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

dog

[next chasm]

or it cools downt o 40c overnight lol

[oblique belfry]

aint no fucking way i got it

at least 1 of em

just need the dash

i'd make that deal

[quiet abyss]

its not the heat, its the humidity that gets ya

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-5370892371537113608

[oblique belfry]

it gave me the same fucking joker 🥀 🥀

wait you can stack it 2 times

[copper sage]

What i especially love about texas is when it goes from 30°c to fuckin 3°c in the span of a hunger games movie

[oblique belfry]

oh thats neat they did their builds in minecraft....wait isnt this a copyright issue ?

[midnight flame]

lucky you, i don't go under 25 most days

[next chasm]

looks like mobile game

[midnight flame]

how do i tell you this

[next chasm]

it is 🙂

[oblique belfry]

no

[next chasm]

ha though were going to say it looks like that casue it is lol

[midnight flame]

the screenshots have keyboards keys on the hud

[next chasm]

usb c keyboard to mobile )

use one all the time )

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Nobbie_OCs/status/2053556681741590822

MA5K CEO (@Nobbie_OCs)

"Hand to Hand"

By Duke Horner -- https://www.instagram.com/the_artduke/?hl=en

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 10, 2026, 7:24 PM

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qf4ABaXmFM

HE IS CARRYING HIS LEGACY

tiem

[clear bough]

bless him

[zealous depot]

[verbal gate]

is it that one kid that called his dad when he didnt know what to do when he was winter camping? nice lad

[vivid swift]

what the fuck is prime video posting

[orchid lynx]

this has been going for 5 days

and theres a crackhead in the comment section

[wind latch]

Yes, i'm sure

lol

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/primevideo-the-boys-homelander-antony-starr-nzsWN8iSDwSlhCDokc

[pallid sapphire]

Offtopic we made it

I have the shits

This week be glorious

2 days holiday

3 days sick

All fully payed

[vivid swift]

what the FUCK happened to your hair leon

[pallid sapphire]

Las Plagas

The treatments makes your hair fall out

Its radioactive after all

Also im married to my Porsche,not Claire

[halcyon fossil]

https://youtu.be/IK_JHEKWHcI @rocky turtle @sour rivet

[clear bough]

is it just looping all the seasons

[vivid swift]

I watched a bit of it and it's literally random footage with

edited in

[clear bough]

bruh

[wind latch]

https://tenor.com/view/relax-gif-26152749

[pallid sapphire]

Me rn

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[blazing maple]

I cast gun!

[sour rivet]

it used to friendly fire btw

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[sour rivet]

so if that hit me

[blazing maple]

you

[sour rivet]

eyah

[left mantle]

POV: What Geonor sees when I hit a perfect strike

[uneven sapphire]

[left mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414076064514445344/1475167442031349962/Untitled_design.gif

[real aspen]

I hope it's ragebait but

Witnessed someone saying "slop" is an AI generated word

[left mantle]

It's gotta be ragebait

Slop is an old as fuck word

[pallid sapphire]

Sab Slop

[sour rivet]

mfw im called ai generated for eating my favorite meal (its slop)

[left mantle]

I hear oinking

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-pig-fat-pig-reincarnated-fat-pig-piggy-out-gif-16191771160011795933

[uneven sapphire]

I love being paid for doing fuck all

[orchid lynx]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFKAkF3XkAAdJ4g.webp

[sour rivet]

get this ai slop out of my trough

[gray kettle]

Morning char

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/catsuka.bsky.social/post/3mlkaikhdwk24

Catsuka (@catsuka.bsky.social)

"The Ghost in the Shell" anime series by Science Saru is coming on July 7 (Prime Video).
New trailer >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedJ...

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Bluesky · May 11, 2026, 2:36 AM

This looks good

[pallid sapphire]

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry this is why we gamble

[neon pulsar]

Aw hell yeah inject all that cartoonish retrofuturism into my veins

[real aspen]

yuri jumpscare

@blazing maple

[blazing maple]

Prank'd

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-jumping-funny-chief-trampoline-gif-18023179270185784243

[verbal gate]

THATS WHY ANNA'S THE GOAT

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/45JSQHxN4PPWqmpo4eGIJ4?si=53qVkW4vSAepi7ml9F5zjw
@rocky turtle @noble basin @pliant chasm

[halcyon fossil]

mmm bean burrito

[upbeat verge]

the italian 1 euro coin has the vetruvian man on it

how nice

@flat violet

all this for a slice of Gabagool?

[pallid sapphire]

il take my Flu,double it and give it to the UK

[upbeat verge]

i have a german coin too

god bless

[pallid sapphire]

i hope its not the Saarland one

[upbeat verge]

idk just has an eagle on it

[pallid sapphire]

Oh that one,thats nice

the most basic one

[upbeat verge]

u have more variants?

freaks

[pallid sapphire]

we have a ton

German,Austrian,???

[upbeat verge]

ooh

bus control gave me a spain 10 cent

u think a prostitute handled these?

would be awesome

[pallid sapphire]

Probably

[upbeat verge]

i get hiv or som

[halcyon fossil]

put it in your mouth

[snow tree]

My most prized is Chinese Yuan

Sadly it's not a coin

[pallid sapphire]

I have Dollars and UK Money

[upbeat verge]

glory to ccp

[pallid sapphire]

Pound or smthing

[upbeat verge]

ew dollars and pounds

ewwwww

[snow tree]

Have some georgian coin tho

[upbeat verge]

a real european always speaks ill of the dollar and pound

[pallid sapphire]

My Pounds will be worth INFINITE as soon as they replace it with some kind of Dubai money or some shit

[halcyon fossil]

i don't have any cool coins, just a fuck ton of pennies

one day they'll be a collector's item

[upbeat verge]

when the us dont exist no more?

heres hopin

[pallid sapphire]

You need the Saarschleife in your life

it ultimately means your Parents are Bruder and Schwester

[halcyon fossil]

that but the penny is out of mint so whichever becomes more relevant sooner

[upbeat verge]

@halcyon fossil @pallid sapphire

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

[upbeat verge]

oh news

[pallid sapphire]

almost looks like Germany

[upbeat verge]

theyre closing the last coal plants here

[halcyon fossil]

nice view

[upbeat verge]

which means

a flux of unemployed retards

[pallid sapphire]

Your more advanced than us weeeee

ohh

[upbeat verge]

bulgaria is above all

[pallid sapphire]

yeah that too

[upbeat verge]

as u know

our nation washes plasfic bags to re-use em
and we put bottles filled with water to indicate this is my parking space

such a nation cannot be destroyed

we existed for 8000 years
whats the US to us

[halcyon fossil]

do you take your shoes off when you enter the house

[upbeat verge]

yes absolutely were not animals

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah my fucking city is like 2 times older than the US

[halcyon fossil]

yeah bulgaria > us

[upbeat verge]

damn right

plus way less crime

and good public transport

automatic win

[little depot]

hello soups

[halcyon fossil]

hello

[upbeat verge]

hello burger

[pallid sapphire]

Hello pancake

[little depot]

Omg hii my favorite soup

How are you

[real aspen]

zau zau

[flat violet]

Yeah

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-silvio-gabagool-over-here-gif-20733336

Ova hear

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-gabagool-silvio-dante-gif-14540200936614248664

https://tenor.com/view/gabagool-gabbagool-gabagool-office-gabbagool-office-gif-23642826

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-dance-rat-dance-naked-rat-dance-naked-rat-rat-jam-gif-895067322878568988

[snow tree]

Can a goon borrow some gabagool?

[upbeat verge]

arsenal plant wtf

[real aspen]

do a funny

[upbeat verge]

id get arrested

[real aspen]

i dont see the issue

[upbeat verge]

fuck you

[real aspen]

[uneven sapphire]

I love the new conspiracy theories that just dropped

[upbeat verge]

@real aspen lord almighty its full of aks there

they have their main door open

its just racks and racks

[flat violet]

Gabagool?

Ova eee

[upbeat verge]

THEY PULLED ME BACK IN

[flat violet]

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I GOT OUT

Our true enemy... has yet... to reveal himself

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-silvio-true-tony-soprano-gif-5796340183948534891

[upbeat verge]

our true enemy is josta we all know this

we need to retire him T @flat violet
hes outlived his usefulness

[left mantle]

When did the falcon become the lion

[pallid sapphire]

habby Car

[green granite]

Tomorrow

[pallid sapphire]

Today

[green granite]

Oh dam

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/future-squidward-spongebob-gif-4767609

[rocky turtle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0jxbDJdjAWHeCalX3PtCqk?si=891f5b5b1fc34cb1

[snow tree]

Ey! Watch it

[frozen void]

I think i saw a couple of running that way

[upbeat verge]

tomorrow we start 8am on isle pipes

@frozen void

this time

we actually lost

[flat violet]

[celest plank]

Gif of the day

[upbeat verge]

how nice

[celest plank]

They didnt have in ancient rome!!!

[snow tree]

Tone makes the world spin

Crazy thought

[upbeat verge]

they had XMII or something

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

@frozen void @snow tree @flat violet

[tiny notch]

goood morrninngg night cityyyy

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-cyberpunk-2077-night-city-gif-19591988

[frozen void]

Me : Slightly brakes cause its a corner ahead

Vw behind me : RETARD JUST USE THE BUS GET OFF THE ROAD RETARD

[snow tree]

doing 90 in a 70
vw on your tailgate
📸 📸 📸 📸 📸

[upbeat verge]

stfu

came home

time to crack open a cold monster

[uneven sapphire]

Me when I forget the vpn on

[clear bough]

crack me

[little depot]

I agree

[upbeat verge]

wha

[tiny notch]

my last like 50 photos have been warhammer

[little depot]

Chat is this rizz

[upbeat verge]

virgin

[tiny notch]

[verbal gate]

harizzment

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-nuh-uh-homelander-gen-v-the-boys-gif-5949428463441363002

[tiny notch]

its a fucking chicken place

[little depot]

Me personally

I wouldn't hire you

[clear bough]

5 star chicken

cmon now

[verbal gate]

they couldn't hire you because you don't have jail time

prerequisite

[little depot]

Eh

Give her a few years

By 2029 she'll have a few definitely

[verbal gate]

inb4 she's already wanted in a few countries

[tiny notch]

i must confess

[little depot]

I mean

Quite literally yes

[upbeat verge]

I wouldn't hire rain either

[tiny notch]

i stole a kinder egg when i was 5

[little depot]

I knew it

[upbeat verge]

shed talk about dynamic dns's and warhammer figurines all day

[little depot]

Always one of your kind

[upbeat verge]

I'd dash her straight out the window

[clear bough]

67 years jailtime

[little depot]

Speaking of dash

[verbal gate]

we're putting you under the jail

[little depot]

I love Jane remover

[little depot]

Bottom

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

Are u out of the helicopter yet

[tiny notch]

3 billion #📢announcements pings

https://tenor.com/view/five-hundred-cigarettes-bortus-orville-cigarettes-500-gif-7580742793072271551

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet @halcyon fossil new ryoshi id got 3 status effects

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/waving-lizard-hoppers-LPFNd1AJBoYcVUExmE

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

[pallid sapphire]

The clone wars series is peak

whoever says something else gets bald

[tiny notch]

agreed

even some of the earlier filler arcs are peak

[uneven sapphire]

Been sleeping in a tent for the past 2 days so ye

[little depot]

With who

[rocky turtle]

https://youtu.be/wYTJQ0RgAEg

[uneven sapphire]

6 other people from my platoon

[little depot]

Sick orgy

[neon pulsar]

apology for poor english
when were you when gamma die
I was sat at house playing anomaly when friend ring
„gamma is kil“
„no“

[snow tree]

I recently tried monster for first time

This shit is pure unfettered ass ngl brodie

Can't imagine liking it

[uneven sapphire]

Yeah

[upbeat verge]

ок

[rocky turtle]

bro https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1029824156289732649

[neon pulsar]

I didn’t feel like shitting it up with a bad joke

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@neon pulsar

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[neon pulsar]

cognitive skill issue on my side
rip

[rocky turtle]

[crude tiger]

What is the mod that prevents kill loot both ways stalkers threaten you?

[neon pulsar]

Really cool pfp tho

[neon pulsar]

alright this is a certified #╟🔰☢newbies-chat moment

[verbal gate]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@crude tiger

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[orchid lynx]

maybe we should switch brainfart and offtopic around

[rocky turtle]

its was already on april 1

[orchid lynx]

well do it again

[little depot]

LMFAO

[runic condor]

you're the one talking?

[neon pulsar]

Yes, I’m a hypocrite but at least a funny one

[rocky turtle]

❌

[sick trail]

[snow tree]

[plain abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

[timber oxide]

Wake up
Grayname activities in offtopic

[verbal gate]

haha these greynames be so rowdy amirite

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/knee-slap-15--k01KRB9268PT2MS0GESN8NEA2DN

[rocky turtle]

alo

[uneven sapphire]

[crude tiger]

Ah this is off topic damn I misclicked

[runic condor]

gas leak

[shrewd gull]

explomd

[tiny notch]

half way into dune now

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/vpy4QXbj6j4?si=UcbQe3k-MgVwtQWN @proven tundra

[neon pulsar]

I wanted to get the Dune anthology (first 6 books) but I’ve also been recommended Hyperion and The King in Yellow so now I’m conflicted

[upbeat verge]

get dune

then get the other thing

ez as that

[timber oxide]

I cast
Explode Maru's balls

[tiny notch]

my bus smells like actual shit

i blame ivan

[uneven sapphire]

[rocky turtle]

[verbal gate]

I need to go find a new parking spot, fuck this

saw fucking troglodyte kids climbing up and down my CR-V

[hexed stag]

Do you, by any chance, have a bunch of pronouns, flags, identities in your bio or application or whatever the employer may see?

[verbal gate]

while I was scolding the lil jits, one of em sat on a motorcycle parked there for the local gym and fucking toppled it over, motorcycle's side mirror broken

[hasty tusk]

best thing can happen is they find out after fucking around

[verbal gate]

I promptly then took a picture and left em there

I'm covered, their parents aint

plus we got CCTV

[uneven sapphire]

😭 tf is this question

[hexed stag]

It's a very simple question

[timber oxide]

I cast
Regrow Maru's left ball

[timber oxide]

What even is the point of announcement roles if gork is gonna ping me anyways

[uneven sapphire]

Yeah I know it’s simple but what the hell, like why would it matter

[timber oxide]

It would to some even if you don't want to acknowledge it as true

[uneven sapphire]

[timber oxide]

And you can't really do anything about it

[uneven sapphire]

True

[red jackal]

😭

first time using davinci

[timber oxide]

My advice is - don't use davinci

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/-VZptfte-OM?si=hMxQhn2luumqs2gd
when the most peaceful individuals from the balkans have one small disagreement

[uneven sapphire]

What is bro editing

[upbeat verge]

My advice - get a vice

[red jackal]

idk😭

[red jackal]

i used to use the old capcut

the one where everything was free

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-throwing-tomato-tomatoes-booo-boo-gif-3831883570443690055

[red jackal]

but my friend told me to use davinci

[timber oxide]

Kill your friend

[verbal gate]

your friend wishes harm upon you

[upbeat verge]

edit on tape like they did inthe 80s

like a real man

[red jackal]

i think ill kill my self first ngl

[red jackal]

oh yeah

[red jackal]

yeah maybe

[timber oxide]

Then at least take your friend with you

[red jackal]

nah

i dont beleve in harming people that did nothing

[timber oxide]

They made you use davinci

[verbal gate]

wdym? your homie doesnt love you enough to go out in an explosion together?

[red jackal]

ah well ill see how good it is

[verbal gate]

plus the davinci thing? hammers

[timber oxide]

Not very

[red jackal]

if not ill go back to capcut

[timber oxide]

At least not the free version

[uneven sapphire]

We love war edits up in here

[timber oxide]

We don't

[red jackal]

linkin park too?

[uneven sapphire]

Ye

[uneven sapphire]

We meaning me and my 7 other personalities

[timber oxide]

Oh, ok
I cast
Explode balls of all Maru's personalities except one random left ball

[red jackal]

you must be a 20 year old no?

[pallid sapphire]

Il take my shits and give it him twice

[timber oxide]

Cat is planning something

[red jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-biohazard-resident-evil-village-resident-evil4-resident-evil8-gif-24395846

[uneven sapphire]

24

[timber oxide]

Toddler

[red jackal]

yeah that explaes it

[timber oxide]

Can't even form a thought yet

[red jackal]

oh wait till you hear how old i am

😭

[rocky turtle]

[uneven sapphire]

That’s true

[timber oxide]

Do tell

[red jackal]

ill dm you i dont feel too safe😭

[timber oxide]

And that's completely unrelated to your age, you're just silly like that

[timber oxide]

If you don't feel safe then don't DM strangers with your age

[red jackal]

haha

[uneven sapphire]

Very whimsical

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[red jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-anatoly-dyatlov-delusional-gif-14336594

your delusional

[uneven sapphire]

False

I’m a whimsical fairy

Living in the dense European forests

[hexed stag]

idk, mby it does make a difference to employers

[timber oxide]

I personally would not hire anyone who uses a linux

[hexed stag]

ok buddie now you're just generalising

[timber oxide]

It's the same logic as whatever you said earlier

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[verbal gate]

my only question in a job interview is "do you know about popular modlist Sdalger-" and the moment I see recognition flash through the interviewee's eyes I have armed guards eject em from the premises

[timber oxide]

You're the most based grayname ever

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/no-correlation-gif-1271746605347850530

[timber oxide]

Sure buddy

[proven tundra]

Vintage pog

[timber oxide]

Those are all completely arbitrary criteria, except what our based grayname said, that one is very reasonable

[proven tundra]

Also good morning chatters

[timber oxide]

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203424946160930848/1280409050554695754/1724929233048498.gif

[proven tundra]

CHOESE

[timber oxide]

I choese choese

[solid sundial]

[solid sundial]

[timber oxide]

[tiny notch]

i turned on my pc at college and theres someone edating on roblox on these

[pallid sapphire]

Only in the UK

[uneven sapphire]

Saddening

[timber oxide]

Typical UK behavior

[covert shard]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1170975872048705586/ezgif-3-0a8506177a.gif

[covert shard]

the irony....

[snow tree]

Well, it's you. You turned on the PC and went onto roblox edating

[timber oxide]

Mystery solved, good job detective kreeo

[upbeat verge]

U know what I need to find and buy

Pirates of the caribbean on blue ray

maybe even 4k

[snow tree]

All in a days work

[verbal gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjy9KWMyQE

[raven swan]

[timber oxide]

Lettuce

[raven swan]

pron

uh

pryson

[timber oxide]

Where

Uh

[raven swan]

i made a thing because the USC modded channel everyday goes through some drama

[timber oxide]

That's why I'm not there

[raven swan]

that place makes me miss the !zerodays command

!zerodays

!0days

[solid sundial]

@raven swan
⠀

[timber oxide]

Heard that the place genuinely sucks

[raven swan]

[timber oxide]

How much worse is it than our helldivers channel

[raven swan]

the modded gameplay channel is an echo chamber of the same like 10 people

tbf all channels there have their own ecosystem

[timid hollow]

I love circlejerks

[raven swan]

one of the channels is taken over by uhh homoerotic furries i think?

[timber oxide]

Oh so it's just like anything helldivers related, therefore I don't want to interact with it

[raven swan]

(i got automodded)

[timber oxide]

The typical starsector players

[timid hollow]

I really love to also remind people that we here in zhe offtopic are also guilty of it

[verbal gate]

join there and make it 11

[raven swan]

i go in just to ask questions, i can't be arsed to integrate myself in there

[timid hollow]

Chrono

[timber oxide]

Our circlejerk is of the mild variety

[timid hollow]

Can you tell me which bitchass thought its a good idea to make an achievement that needs 73k kilometres

[timber oxide]

We mostly just hate graynames

[proven tundra]

Hating on grey names isn't a circlejerk
It's just good ol' fashioned racism

[raven swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1482880288022335670/stfu_grey.gif

i've been waiting to use this one

[timber oxide]

And as a premium racist I'm all in for it

[raven swan]

was it Mbo who made it?

[timid hollow]

Nah not only that, sometimes its a bit too much

[timid hollow]

Fuck you

It was me

[raven swan]

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

i know

[timid hollow]

Just like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461792950479749266/speranza-animated-cover-pixelframe_2.gif

[timid hollow]

But i think we had that before

I just made another one because i couldnt find it

[timber oxide]

You're better off just asking sparter or even...

[slender wave]

Yo who got robux

[raven swan]

yo mama

[upbeat verge]

I'd get more old pC games but sadly half of em probably I wont even be able to play

[verbal gate]

when I did it I used a keyboard, freeflight and a bottlecap held down by a can of coke vanilla

[upbeat verge]

so the main focus is music cds and movies

[proven tundra]

@tiny notch

[slender wave]

Im going to verify with her dawg

[timid hollow]

Maybe im just gonna use sam for that one when i have done everything else

[raven swan]

id like to get more pc games but the new ones are ass and the old ones i've already watched gameplay videos of

[slender wave]

Does she give some away or just letting me know she has robux

[raven swan]

[timber oxide]

Make a game with me

[timid hollow]

I have 33k Kilometres after 5 playtroughs and multiple random Mission replays

Cant be arsed

[slender wave]

Whats a kilometre

[upbeat verge]

I mean on cd or dvd type of old game

[verbal gate]

1000 meters

[timid hollow]

Eh

[slender wave]

I only know miles unc

[timber oxide]

Ew

[raven swan]

i can write fanfics and shit but i can't code or anything

[slender wave]

Thats alot

[timid hollow]

Cheeseburger cheeseburger hotdog hotdog

I dont know i dont american

[raven swan]

like i was cooking a uaf fanfic the other evening

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-jerry-laughing-3amskypecall-gif-1225091949170588240

brother thinks using the best measurement system is unc behavior

[timber oxide]

I can write fanfics and make art, so we just need a programmer

[snow tree]

[raven swan]

[timid hollow]

Programmer?

[snow tree]

I barely know her

[timid hollow]

Give me 2 hours of fiddling around with unreal and were gonna make something better than far cry heart of chernobyl

[timber oxide]

That's not difficult

[timid hollow]

Thats the joke

[timber oxide]

I know

[timid hollow]

Good that you pointed it out

[timber oxide]

[raven swan]

no no i can trust monarch, he's got a potato pc

either he optimises UE5 for us, or we build in good old UE3

[timid hollow]

Ue4 runs pretty well

And doesnt automatically Look like generic slop

[verbal gate]

if anyone wants ideas just go into those RPG maker discords and see the vast amount of idea guys with AI generated assets and chat-gpt tier writing for the story

[timid hollow]

I didnt even know what expedition 33 was built on, saw gustaves face and hair for the first time, yep thats ue5

[covert shard]

soo you walked 500 miles and you will walk 500 more?

[verbal gate]

[snow tree]

Just dont use Lumen and you should be fine in ue5

[raven swan]

i can do chatgpt tier writing but it will be all organic, gmo free, free range, halal and vegan (allgedly)

[timid hollow]

The damage i have done to my Monitor settings to see further than 5 metres in s2 is crazy

[timber oxide]

I was thinking about a starsector inspired game where you explore a post apocalyptic wasteland with your convoy of land vehicles

[covert shard]

around 1.3x a mile

[raven swan]

😭

[covert shard]

that would be day r for mobile

[verbal gate]

when I ran it shit was all just either dots or smeared ground textures

[snow tree]

[verbal gate]

fuck those trees mane

[raven swan]

yeah i can fuck with that

[timid hollow]

The only game that did it somewhat enjoyable was the phantom pain and even there it was bit too much

[timber oxide]

That concept existed way before I even heard about starsector btw, it's just that starsector is so similar to what I had in mind

[covert shard]

you ain't playing on a tube television, right ?

[raven swan]

why is sob the first emoji when i type :happy

[timid hollow]

Nuh uh

[verbal gate]

fun fact, you can simulate the effect in all games by smearing peanut butter all over your screen

for those who can't run UE5

[covert shard]

i can feel a certain lie in your statement...

you did burned your panasonic tube tv from the early 2000's

didn't you?

[timid hollow]

I havent had a crt since uh

Dont know 8 years?

[covert shard]

awww.... tried to push the graphics a further and glass shards exploded in your face?

little baby

[timid hollow]

Used to play ps3 on it with an av>hdmi adapter

[slender wave]

this making me crave peanut butter

[raven swan]

i used to play on a vga > display port adapter until like 2 months ago

[verbal gate]

I have a dell monitor sourced from a remaindered coffee shop, the sticker from the shop just fell off this past month

[timid hollow]

I now have some random acer 1080p for one or two years

[covert shard]

i used to play ps2 from the av itself

[raven swan]

thats pretty good

[covert shard]

turn the tv sideways to strap the bloody brack brick on it

crisp imagery on my stick drifted controller

[raven swan]

i'll write my fanfic tonight and see how it turns out, haven't written anything in 6 months

[timid hollow]

I did as well, until splinter cells 6th Mission annoyed me so hard i pulled the controller cable and yeeted the ps2 trough the room

[timber oxide]

The original idea was more of a linear story based gameplay but I think that letting the player explore freely to see the bigger picture would be beneficial

[covert shard]

500 words for thee.

[raven swan]

[upbeat verge]

[raven swan]

what was that game called uhh

[upbeat verge]

OKAY

[raven swan]

fucking uhhh

[upbeat verge]

this one is good

[timber oxide]

Describe it

[raven swan]

epilepsy

highfleet

got it

[timber oxide]

Yeah highfleet would be kinda similar but we're going even closer to the ground

[raven swan]

we got starsector in space, we got highfleet in the air, and we got... caves of qud on the ground

can't talk about redacted here

[covert shard]

god, not COQ...

[static axle]

@cunning bronze it here with new mounts and saddles but sadly no more armors

[raven swan]

god, yes coq

[covert shard]

the only game to be caught playing at work and your boss will go: "my man's spreadsheet is going ballistic"

[timber oxide]

One of the ideas I added to the concept recently was the creation of trucks that act as helicopter carriers for something similar to a fighter system

[upbeat verge]

@tiny notch

the holy uhhh

double trinity

[raven swan]

wheeled drone carriers

[upbeat verge]

I guess

[raven swan]

@timber oxide

unless you want actual helis landing on massive wheeled trucks

[timber oxide]

Yeah but the idea is that they can land back to rearm

[timber oxide]

Multiple vehicle sizes akin to starsector hull sizes

Cars, trucks and land battleships

Some sub categories like tanks and buggies for the car size

So yes, actual helis landing on actual trucks mid combat even

[raven swan]

game design is my passion

[raven swan]

i fw that

[raven swan]

why does have me giggling

[timber oxide]

A little bit of Mad Max craziness mixed in with a relatively serious narrative

[raven swan]

would it not be funny if a stray round obliteratred your landing heli

155mm through the canopy

[timber oxide]

That's basically the point

Truck Heli Carriers are poor man's version of land battleships with air support capabilities

[timid hollow]

so basically an aircraft carrier on land

ye what you just said

[timber oxide]

You can field air vehicles but in small numbers and they are virtually unprotected

[raven swan]

actual land carriers can mount advanced APS systems that can negate incoming ATGMS and some slow moving shells

russian whats it called SHTORA 2 i think?

trophy system can't knock out gun fired shells afaik

no there's no shtora 2

[timid hollow]

depends from what i know

some slower moving shells can be knocked out

but my knowledge is based on any bullshit ive heard and not forgotten so grain of salt

[timber oxide]

Crazy scavenger modifications like a literal buggy with one singular front facing tank cannon are also a thing in the setting

[raven swan]

Afganit

that's what it was called

[timid hollow]

its afghan innit mate

[raven swan]

afganit can reportedly knock out even APFSDS

[raven swan]

[raven swan]

why just one?

luddic path equivalent of LP Brawler: jeep strapped with gun

[timber oxide]

Due to the nature of combat you and your convoy has to stay in motion. There are no shields, just armor and maybe some systems to intercept some attacks if you're lucky

[raven swan]

[timber oxide]

There's no strafing because we drive cars and they can't do that, and most vehicles can't turn in place either so you have to move

[raven swan]

how would a combat scenario even work out?

it can't all be drive-bys right?

[real aspen]

cavalry but cars instead of horses

[timber oxide]

Depends on the composition on your convoy tbh

[real aspen]

so when are you gonna start development

sounds like it'd be cool game

[timber oxide]

When I learn how to code

[real aspen]

see you in another life then

[timber oxide]

It is a possibility

Maybe I will find someone who will be willing to help out, who knows

[raven swan]

gex:

[timid hollow]

sounds too much like the one game with the desert walking fortresses

[raven swan]

[raven swan]

which one

[timid hollow]

SAND was it i think