╟❓general-offtopic

[pallid raft]

what

[sour rivet]

rogue core

[pallid raft]

ohh

nice

[sour rivet]

fym nice you said you got it didnt you

@oblique belfry this fucking tax

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

I DONT UNDERSTAND

[sour rivet]

yes i know what a tax is

but i never had to deal with a tax buying steam games back in florida

[cunning bronze]

[sour rivet]

it was always just 19.99

or 59.99

but nooo

[sour rivet]

70 dollar games are 75

[runic condor]

i'm out of ai definitions

damn it

[sour rivet]

relapse yourself

NOW

[static axle]

[sour rivet]

anyway

me try it out later

if likey? kewl

[verbal gate]

the (GA) tag next to the tax indicates that it is from Georgia, hope this helps

[sour rivet]

if not, then moeny will go to rogue

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry 🤠

[oblique belfry]

YEEHAW

but cant play rn cuz i gotta sleep rn

[sour rivet]

and im watching sam play uncharted

[oblique belfry]

dam

[pallid raft]

yeah i did

its fun

i went back to play og deep rock after but rogue core feels smoother

[sour rivet]

how do you feel about the level design

and the enemies

[oblique belfry]

anyways

good night

[pallid raft]

enemies are a little more tanky and annoying

[oblique belfry]

hope i can finish this exam with a good note

[pallid raft]

level design is incredibly simple

[sour rivet]

sounds like the core dwellers i remember

[oblique belfry]

so i dont have to do jackshit on 2nd semesters

[pallid raft]

yeah pretty much, although A LOT better than in drg

[sour rivet]

thats good

[sour rivet]

is it really just tunnels?

[pallid raft]

so far yeah, just straight tunnels with some smaller open areas

[sour rivet]

thats a bit disappointing

[pallid raft]

its still in beta tbf

im sure theyll change it

[sour rivet]

tru

maybe some more stuff in EA

[pallid raft]

hopefully

theres a few things i dislike

flaregun is an option but you have to forsake your movement for it

so you have to rely on your basic flares

and they suck

by movement i mean like platform gun etc

[sour rivet]

i heard people say the flaregun isnt that good compared to other utility weapons

[pallid raft]

it isnt, thats the problem

itd just be nice to just

have it

rather than have to choose it

when its basically just a downgrade

[sour rivet]

damn

[pallid raft]

im not the biggest drg player but the new weapons that i think are new are really cool

theres like a p90 pistol, i dont think thats in drg?

[sour rivet]

i've been playing drgf since EA release

[sour rivet]

dont think so

[pallid raft]

yeah that thing is fire

you have to fight minibosses for like rare upgrades

or more like traits

[static axle]

fud

[pallid raft]

and thats fun

[sour rivet]

what about the timer thing

how do you feel about that

[pallid raft]

uhh i didnt really notice it tbf on reflection

[sour rivet]

hm

[rotund rampart]

What the hell is this chat for even.!?!??!

[marsh cargo]

anything but stalker

like anything else

[quiet abyss]

omega?

hadron reference

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

Hadron-Omega-7-7??? IS THAT YOU?

[left mantle]

How it feels to get hit by a dodge caravan

[quiet abyss]

[stray pewter]

general offtopic

[quiet abyss]

@pallid raft did you figure it out?

[pallid raft]

still aint installed

[pallid raft]

90 gig aint quick today am fraid

[quiet abyss]

why did you uninstall darktide...

[quiet abyss]

WHAT WAS THE GOAL

[static axle]

ball spöder

[pallid raft]

well i did it the other day cuz it wasnt working and i wanted space for space marine

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/johnmarston-reddead--k01KR7TYYC99SVSDDDVESA1M439

[quiet abyss]

the struggles of having no space

[quiet abyss]

true!

[pallid raft]

only got 1tb and i have gamma and a skyrim pack installed

yes you can topic me

so imma buy a new ssd when im paid

[quiet abyss]

makes sense

i had 1 tb for the longest time

i got a 2tb nvme

and its like a fucking drug, the euphoria of having space

[quiet abyss]

rdr1 on mobile

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

A CHICKEN TENDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[rotund rampart]

does he know?

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

https://youtu.be/bp4_7T9J6Fg

[rotund rampart]

quite

[raven swan]

Morning would have been better if my grandma didn't start doing the dishes at 6 am

[quiet abyss]

wow, blackout nades are awesome for hive scum

they have a huge radius

for such a small and common nade

20 melee kills = one blackout

each blackout has a like 5 meter radius that WILL kill every fodder enemy

everything short of an elite

[green granite]

god damn it

I have to wait till June for my favorite gun

[runic condor]

The handheld jammer?

[raven swan]

He means the pp gun

[chrome ginkgo]

Man

It really is a week

This entire past week and the next 3 days feels like....waiting

Waiting for an actual week where something happens

[sour rivet]

death is a concept invented by the jedi

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

workin on a fit

[sour rivet]

oooo

[quiet abyss]

mfw i ask an ogryn to heal me with a med stimm, and he just says "you talk too much"

my bad for not wanting to die

you dumb fucking oaf

not even lore accurate, because ogryns care for the lil' uns in lore

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/VHSDVDBLURAY4K/status/2053173685247521099

🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 (@VHSDVDBLURAY4K)

Horror legend KOJI SUZUKI known for ‘The Ring’ and ‘Dark Water’ has passed away

X · May 9, 2026, 6:02 PM

[quiet abyss]

dumbass

[sour rivet]

cant believe this

[uneven sapphire]

Basically ye

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-nothing-look-at-the-time-nothing-clock-nothing-ever-happens-clock-gif-4518983960573307132

Bro is blind to the second by second transformation of his greater surroundings

[chrome ginkgo]

No i'm stuck waiting for Subnautica 2 and Chaos Reigns

[sour rivet]

doctored image

[languid thunder]

I must go

[sour rivet]

arirals are real

[languid thunder]

Wrong chat fuck

[blazing maple]

The us government doing everything in their power to not do any arrests based on the epstein files

"maybe if we say aliens are real they'll leave us alone"

[sour rivet]

please fucking help us

[copper vapor]

chaos reigns?

this?

[uneven sapphire]

Ist those the cat things from voices of the void

[sour rivet]

ye

[copper vapor]

[pastel wave]

lauren german always looks like shes gonna cry and i really cant tell when her character is supposed to look like that

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/rpcs3/status/2053248922974605431

RPCS3 (@rpcs3)

Please stop submitting AI slop code pull requests to RPCS3. We will start banning those who do without disclosing.

There are plenty of resources online to learn how to debug and code instead of generating slop that you don't understand and that doesn't work.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 9, 2026, 11:01 PM

[copper vapor]

based

this is probably ppl trying to sabotage the emulator

[little depot]

He never did answer the question

[sour rivet]

WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH

[copper vapor]

I GOT A ZOMBIE ARMY

AND YOU CAN'T HARM ME

[little depot]

Someone keeps eating my fish

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Cp5JQ6jS4

where was Sam B during the harran virus

[little depot]

Also happy mothers day

@chrome ginkgo

[copper vapor]

somewhere between hanoi island and... whatever was the place in riptide

[sour rivet]

damn

[copper vapor]

no I'm pretty sure it didn't have a dam

[left mantle]

I've legit had people in another discord singing praises of what AI could do with code and every time i've been like "But you aren't actually learning anything from just outputing this code when just a bit of work learning coding and you'd be doing better work"

[chrome ginkgo]

No Mechwarrior 5

[chrome ginkgo]

Thank you

[little depot]

Did u get urself a cake

[chrome ginkgo]

No i'm at work, I got KFC instead

[little depot]

Ah fair enough

[chrome ginkgo]

Nothing beats a bucket of chicken at work

[little depot]

Aren't like snakes and chicken

Quite closely related

[quiet abyss]

uhhh... steak at work

[chrome ginkgo]

I

I don't actually like steak that much

[quiet abyss]

i do

shush

[chrome ginkgo]

4/10 on the meat scale for me

[quiet abyss]

let me have this

[halcyon fossil]

eating a heavy meal at work sucks

[little depot]

Depends on the cut

[chrome ginkgo]

With meat being generally high tier

[little depot]

I like rib eyes

[quiet abyss]

rib eyes fucking slap

[little depot]

Happy mothers day clump

[chrome ginkgo]

Rib eyes are solid

[quiet abyss]

azu, i finally agree with you

once

probably never again

[little depot]

True

[halcyon fossil]

thank you

[quiet abyss]

but generally any steak to me is good

just not super cheap shit

[little depot]

I don't like sirloin most of the time

[quiet abyss]

i cant get steak from anywhere near me, because theyre all stupid

[little depot]

But if pan seared correctly

[quiet abyss]

and cant get temperature right

[little depot]

It's pretty nice

[quiet abyss]

i ask for medium, i get rare

[little depot]

Get yourself a sous vide machine

[quiet abyss]

i ask for medium well i get well done boot

it pisses me off

[little depot]

Why do u eat medium

[quiet abyss]

so i make my own

[halcyon fossil]

yooo medium enjoyer

[little depot]

That's the problem

[quiet abyss]

best way to eat it

and fuck you if you say medium rare

you generic basic bitch

[little depot]

Nah

I like em rare

[quiet abyss]

ok now youre worse

[little depot]

You know what

[quiet abyss]

i told you never again

and i was right

[little depot]

Just let me take a bite into the cow

I want it mooing

[quiet abyss]

ok now its a joke

anyways, well done is possibly the worst way to eat a steak

[little depot]

@blazing maple is this a crime against bovine kind

Or do I get a pass

[quiet abyss]

because its a fucking boot

or a tire

[little depot]

I'd argue blue rare is worse

Steak tartare is divine tho

[quiet abyss]

i would agree

i change my mind

blue rare is worst way possible

then well done

[little depot]

Well done is the second worst

Yup

[quiet abyss]

then the next one is probably just rare imo

[little depot]

I also don't like steak sauce

[quiet abyss]

i dont like rare of any kind, i tolerate medium rare, but medium is perfect

[chrome ginkgo]

I just dislike how many people make steak that is chewy like boot leather

Please do not cook it that long

[quiet abyss]

that is well done there

[little depot]

Average medium fans

[chrome ginkgo]

My teeth aren't in the best shape, I do not wanna spend a minute chewing a single bite

[quiet abyss]

20000 degrees or its not done

[left mantle]

I like medium well

[little depot]

Uno...

Nooo

I looked up to u

[left mantle]

Fuck you.

[little depot]

Ever since I was a child

[halcyon fossil]

medium is not chewy like boot leather bro

[little depot]

Don't make me do this

[left mantle]

I'll eat my food however the fuck I want to.

[quiet abyss]

dw man, medium well is tolerable to me

[halcyon fossil]

i don't eat meat and it's still the best way to cook it

[quiet abyss]

if it has medium in the name, its usually fine

[little depot]

Medium well is for demented old men

[left mantle]

Medium well is still good enough that it isn't leather.

[little depot]

And creatures

[quiet abyss]

medium well is fine azu, stop being a prick XD

be mad at well done

[little depot]

I'm obviously joking

[quiet abyss]

the extremes of steak are the worst

[verbal gate]

I have neutral opinions about medium well, the moment the medium is gone just toss the fucking steak

[quiet abyss]

well, youre kinda always a prick

[chrome ginkgo]

Medium I can probably handle

Rare is too bloody

[quiet abyss]

so is it really different

[chrome ginkgo]

Well done is way too tough

[left mantle]

Well done steak can fucking pound sand

Because i'll bury that shit

[halcyon fossil]

medium well is pushing it a bit in my opinion but at least it isn't gray tasteless shit

[quiet abyss]

and blue rare

ofc

[little depot]

Is this an actual saying

[verbal gate]

pound sand? ye

[halcyon fossil]

pound sand, kick rocks

[left mantle]

Yes.

[quiet abyss]

eh, i ate it for years, only way my mom made it when i was a kid

[little depot]

Damn

[quiet abyss]

medium is just better

[little depot]

Is it like a white person saying or am I just illiterate

[quiet abyss]

yeah

[little depot]

Yes to both?

[verbal gate]

both works

[little depot]

Fuck yeah?

[quiet abyss]

just like some "You're done buster" shit

[left mantle]

both works

[little depot]

Slaps knee

[left mantle]

pound sand is more polite than what I want to say to some people

[quiet abyss]

yeah

basically

[little depot]

What's the top 10 white people sayings

[quiet abyss]

pound rocks

[left mantle]

Okay Chris

[quiet abyss]

champ is up there somewhere

[halcyon fossil]

sweet caroline

[quiet abyss]

[verbal gate]

I recently learned about "eat a bag of dicks", went into my repertoir immediately

[quiet abyss]

true!

[quiet abyss]

surely

[verbal gate]

you and what army

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

pal

just that

pal

[little depot]

I think what in tarnation has got to be up there

[quiet abyss]

what in retardation

[verbal gate]

I want to do tricks with your intestines like those yoyo users

[quiet abyss]

thats just this server as a whole

[little depot]

Hwat

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845318240745160775/1420173120022515823/s3QQGPl.gif

[dark plank]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K7sRd1DkPs

[verbal gate]

youre on thin ice pal

[halcyon fossil]

obviously a measured response

[quiet abyss]

this takes the #1 spot

[left mantle]

Champ
You listen here
Newsflash buddy
Why I oughta
You're on thin ice buster
What in tarnation
No more mr nice guy
get a load of this guy
Holy macaroni
Hang on buckaroo

[little depot]

Get a load of this guy is incredible tho

[quiet abyss]

perchance

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-guy-get-a-load-point-and-laugh-bank-bank-teller-gif-8856223199260819613

[left mantle]

insert "take a hike!" here

[left mantle]

Okay mario

[quiet abyss]

mayhaps

[halcyon fossil]

everyone knows mario is cool as fuck

[left mantle]

crabular.

Oh we also got

"Watch your step pal"

[chrome ginkgo]

Every woman my dad ever married

Did steak well done

Horrible

Just horrible

[halcyon fossil]

gross

[little depot]

But who knows what bro is thinking

[left mantle]

"Not on my watch buster"

[little depot]

Is that why he kept divorcing them

[left mantle]

"No shit sherlock" but I actually like this one

[verbal gate]

I miss the good old days of folks saying shit like tubular

[left mantle]

Oh wait

I forgot the T1 phrase

[verbal gate]

is that the reason why he keeps replacing em

[quiet abyss]

must be doomed to only have people that cant cook

[left mantle]

"Your goose is cooked"

[halcyon fossil]

we should re ninja turtleify language

[little depot]

Well slap my ass and call me sally

[quiet abyss]

been ages

since i heard that

[little depot]

Ain't that just basically lolcat

[left mantle]

wudwuds

[quiet abyss]

wudwud

i dont like those little guys

[verbal gate]

I'm quite fond of those lil guys in Patapon

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot alo

nevermind

@frank hearth alo

we try again

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes

[real aspen]

Myau oomfies

[chrome ginkgo]

But no it's cause he marries crazy

[quiet abyss]

die in a house fire

[chrome ginkgo]

This current one is religious crazy

but at least she's loyal

[halcyon fossil]

meow

[verbal gate]

thoughts on white people sayings?

[real aspen]

What are white people sayings

[quiet abyss]

kick rocks, pal

for example

[real aspen]

Mmm toasty

[left mantle]

Exactly what it sounds like

[copper vapor]

hey there sport

[left mantle]

shit you'd hear white people say.

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry OH GREAT HEAVENS

[halcyon fossil]

far far west

[quiet abyss]

close close east

[real aspen]

I can't hear

[quiet abyss]

shut up retard

[copper vapor]

near near east

[quiet abyss]

now answer

[left mantle]

can you or can you not.

[quiet abyss]

no, thats for near near north

silly

[real aspen]

(and don't know what white people say, I don't use twitter or whatever)

[quiet abyss]

you are so lame

[verbal gate]

get a load of this guy

[left mantle]

twitter ain't where you're hearing white people sayings

[halcyon fossil]

mmmm you should give yourself a paper cut

[little depot]

Armet u techinically white

[quiet abyss]

thats where you hear retard sayings

about stupid shit

[verbal gate]

mouthbreathers, the lot of em

[quiet abyss]

id honestly rather cut my hand open and get stitches than get a paper cut btw

[little depot]

Idk my Twitter is just yuri

[quiet abyss]

i hate those fucking things

[left mantle]

White people sayings are the kind of phrases you'll hear when you bump into someone in the midwest entering or exiting a door.

[marsh cargo]

[little depot]

OH RIGHT

Bless your heart is s tier

[real aspen]

Azu I don't even know what counts as white people besides English speaking areas

[verbal gate]

probably not a saying but midwest folks going ope is really nice

[halcyon fossil]

bless your heart is just southern speak, not white people speak

[little depot]

Only people who were born of a pure blooded mountain goat from the mountains of Caucasus

[real aspen]

Damn

[left mantle]

Bro I feel called out because I did that today

[halcyon fossil]

i say oop not ope

[little depot]

Do you call em pop or soda

[halcyon fossil]

midwestern

[left mantle]

soda.

[little depot]

I say oop fairly often

[halcyon fossil]

soda

[little depot]

Scared u were gonna say coke for a second

[copper vapor]

white people would say "whoopsie daisie"

[verbal gate]

I was about to say "who's that poor soul who has to pay GA tax" then I remembered I have 12% vat on Steam

[real aspen]

I say oop ope and opa

[little depot]

Opa

[real aspen]

About equally

[halcyon fossil]

opa 😌

[copper vapor]

oppa

i

opachki

[verbal gate]

wopagagana syle

[little depot]

Oh I've just received actual death threats from the British government

[copper vapor]

based

[halcyon fossil]

[real aspen]

Yea that's where it comes from

[verbal gate]

equivalent of the medal of honor for regular folks

[halcyon fossil]

they're coming for your artifacts

[little depot]

Not my kidney stones

Leave them alone

[verbal gate]

they're about to climb your walls and check if you have a telly license

[sour rivet]

im likin it so far

[uneven sapphire]

[verbal gate]

lmao

[halcyon fossil]

holy shit actual prized possession

needs to be framed and hung on a wall for all to see

[little depot]

It's not mine unfortunately

But I aspire to acquire one one day

[verbal gate]

I think we should all aspire to get one

how does one actually get one of these in the mail?

[green granite]

THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE

NOT HIMMM

[little depot]

Apply for an Israeli visa

When they ask for your social media

Give em something like ur insta

[little depot]

His jacket has more poly Gon's than the rest of the image

[halcyon fossil]

give them hasan piker's twitter

[sour rivet]

i like that this game actually lets me pause when solo

[little depot]

Hasan might be a mosad agent or Karl Marx in the flesh

There is no in between

[upbeat verge]

alo good mornin

[little depot]

Hello ivan

[left mantle]

Me pausing my 5 hours solo survival run

[little depot]

Happy mothers day

[sour rivet]

welcome

welcome to city 17

[little depot]

Birb are you play close close east

[upbeat verge]

mf i already live in city 17

cant scare me

[sour rivet]

me pausing my 20 hour risk of rain 2 run only to come back and get one shot by a void scavenger

[sour rivet]

you have chosen

OR HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!

[stray pewter]

why is there so many fun games i wanna play suffering from success

[upbeat verge]

birb u trippin

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784941516425658389/1072310160279740426/Breen_is_very_angry.mp4?ex=6a012028&is=69ffcea8&hm=23a4a424378daed4fc02438480d9625d63e03149c0f46c353f87ec639cb1586d&

[little depot]

Didn't know breen was in to that

[upbeat verge]

its on 8th of march not 10th of may

[little depot]

I said

Happy mothers day

You ungrateful twat

[upbeat verge]

well google says both

idfk

[raven swan]

Just another day at the offtopic

[sour rivet]

mothers day is may 10th

[raven swan]

Would you look at that, is May 10th today

[upbeat verge]

yeah here its 8th of march idk maybe its country dependand since birb is american

[sour rivet]

march 8th is International Women's Day

[upbeat verge]

im aware but we also celebrate it as mothers day

dont ask why we just do

[sour rivet]

im going to kill your country??
how DARE you have your holiday on a different date

[upbeat verge]

yeah its 8th of march here

lel

[little depot]

...

Bulaga

[upbeat verge]

ok bye i go eat pancakes

[halcyon fossil]

enjoy pancakes

[upbeat verge]

ty

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ma-fucken-pancakes-gif-17199217615725905531

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry @halcyon fossil

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/pinkpantheress-scotland-scotland-forever-scottish-independence-boys-a-liar-gif-16221999014877958934

[raven swan]

Good afternoon chatters

[little depot]

Lettuce

Happy mothers day

[halcyon fossil]

mmmm fried rice

[little depot]

Have you ever tried a riced fry

[halcyon fossil]

no

[little depot]

You should

It's so good

[real aspen]

Meow

I hate this fleeting existence :3

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/QnvzvKSE3r8

xxstarslit refernce

[raven swan]

Thank you mother, Happy mother's day to you too

[upbeat verge]

I cast
mosquito bite on ankle

[quiet abyss]

hive scum is so fun man

alo ivan

[upbeat verge]

alo alo

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@ember bear

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

why don't u read instead huh

[ember bear]

fairs clicked on wrong chat

[tiny notch]

grok explode all greynnames

[verbal gate]

[tiny notch]

i hate when i push slightly too far back with my tooth brush and it makes me gag

love my internet

[real aspen]

how far back do you teeth go for that to happen

[tiny notch]

i slipped off my teeth while brushing and my brush hit the back of my throat

</3

[real aspen]

how fucking violently are you brushing brother

[little depot]

???????

[tiny notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989662039750369334/1033085115879915560/chito-yuuri.gif

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613389510897565717/1475167648693223736/evil-will.gif

[quiet abyss]

you issue only

[tiny notch]

seeing people complain about yesterdays wordle but i got it because of game of thrones

[upbeat verge]

@tiny notch alo meow

[tiny notch]

mroew

im stupidly good at meowing irl

[upbeat verge]

aaalright

[quiet abyss]

meow your way to a psych ward

[tiny notch]

listen ok

in my defence

it was done as aj oke

between me and my sister

[timber oxide]

You're telling me a fried this rice

[forest acorn]

Hi @little depot

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/primevideo-the-boys-homelander-antony-starr-nzsWN8iSDwSlhCDokc

[forest acorn]

Oil up

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-nuh-uh-homelander-gen-v-the-boys-gif-5949428463441363002

Azu lives?

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1455566075696644224/jewish-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[little depot]

hiii

[pallid sapphire]

I work 12 hours straight,Azu works 12 hours gae

[little depot]

i work 2 hours gae a day

[pallid sapphire]

Lazy

[little depot]

ehhh

[vale sedge]

could i get modding help in EN 3?

if anyones able?

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@vale sedge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

Wrong channel

[vale sedge]

my baddd

[pallid sapphire]

Long boi

[frozen void]

@frail leaf write me a detailed guide on how to make milk with cereals with bullet points please , pick Cherrios as the meal

[frail leaf]

Listen here you absolute waste of genetic material. You actually need a fucking guide to pour milk over a pile of dry, tasteless cardboard rings? Your parents must be so fucking proud of the pathetic, drooling simpleton they raised. Since you're clearly too goddamn stupid to function without step-by-step instructions for the most basic shit imaginable, here's your fucking guide, you useless cunt.

• Find a fucking bowl, assuming your smooth brain can identify one without help.
• Dump a handful of those dry, shitty Cheerios into the bowl. Try not to spill them everywhere like the clumsy, uncoordinated fuckstick you are.
• Grab the milk carton and open it. If you can't manage this, maybe just go fucking starve.
• Pour the milk over the cereal. Don't drown the fucking things, you absolute dipshit, unless you want to eat soggy, mushy garbage.
• Pick up a spoon and shove the shit into your face hole. It's not rocket science, it's breakfast for toddlers and morons like you.

There. Now fuck off and try not to choke on it.

[real aspen]

guys i think iedy might be masochistic

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

[tiny notch]

iedy just posting his techdom degradation smut in general

[upbeat verge]

actual mythical pull

[quiet abyss]

god damn that inquisitorial rosette is nice

such a cool decoration

its too bad they put it on the inferior mark

so the better sword doesnt have it, but with mods you can have it on the good mark

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-2088247993237804628

[upbeat verge]

omg I've seen this guy

so much on insta

[celest plank]

Everybody wants to be like Yuno Miles

For Gods sake

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSxQHQ_1gX4

[tiny notch]

https://girlcockx.com/RapWikip/status/2053210966213451972?s=20

Rap Wikipedia (@RapWikip)

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i think this is the original of them

[upbeat verge]

what is that link

[upbeat verge]

that's a lot comin from you rain

pot calling the kettle black

[tiny notch]

crow calling the raven black

[celest plank]

Crow?

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-north-go-t-north-wall-wall-gif-4050715

CASTLE BLACK WILL STAND

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/stannis-baretheon-gif-18874142

[celest plank]

real and trueheirtotheironthronepilled

[tiny notch]

THE ONE TRUE KING

stannis lost so muuch aura because david and dan wanted to make renly a twink too much

renly is literally a younger robert in the books

[upbeat verge]

@frozen void @inner perch @slate agate

my charging brick is white and my cable is black

I can smell the joke

[upbeat verge]

@tiny notch @clear bough @quiet abyss

[clear bough]

im surprised he didnt pull out chatgpt for a diagnosis

[real aspen]

chat

rate my legs

[upbeat verge]

ew

sir

u need kneecaps

ankles are too small

there's potential here

[real aspen]

extra point of failure

(i dunno how to make em)

[little depot]

looks like the constructs in signalis

[upbeat verge]

ye

[slate agate]

this is why romania is #1

[timber oxide]

Bad

[blazing maple]

I get nausious when I eat meat with blood so I ask for my stakes to be medium-well or well done. But personally you can have your steak however you like as long as you enjoy the food that's the main end goal

I like my steak without redness in the middle. Pink is okay, If it's chewy I'll hate it

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[little depot]

you eat cows

[blazing maple]

you are what you eat

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

do u only eat cows

and what did the first cow eat then

[upbeat verge]

@little depot @rocky turtle @blazing maple @proven tundra @clear bough

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

they get everywhere inside ya teeth jesus christ

its like concrete

[celest axle]

I hope everyone here has been successful and doing great

[blazing maple]

yummers

[blazing maple]

it tried to eat itself

and achieved mitosis

#cowlore

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

we did compromise that blue rare is worst

to be fair

because it is

its literally a slab of flesh

mmmmm yummy hardly warmed up slab of cow meat, yay

[tiny notch]

this looks sick as fuck

[quiet abyss]

new player???

NEW FREND?

[tiny notch]

uh

i cant play online

[quiet abyss]

or just coming back to it

[tiny notch]

i odnt think

[quiet abyss]

why

campaign is 3 player co-op

[tiny notch]

does he know

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

you didnt pay did you

[tiny notch]

i totally paid

[quiet abyss]

surely

you just happened to sail to the store you bought it at, right?

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

yes

[halcyon fossil]

watching the speed world tour saga has filled me with hope for gen alpha

[quiet abyss]

ok, thats lame

sm2 is worth paying for imo

[tiny notch]

i dont have the money

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

alo
how is 8 canto

[tiny notch]

😭

i wanna buy it when i can

[quiet abyss]

just kill someone for their wallet

obviously

[tiny notch]

i got £1.54

[quiet abyss]

as if its not obvious

just gave you the solution

you have a rock outside your house?

[tiny notch]

why dont you buy me it

[quiet abyss]

thats all you need for my pro tip

YOU THINK I HAVE MONEY?

FUCK NO

[halcyon fossil]

i haven't progressed at all unfortunately

[quiet abyss]

at least not for you

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

i dont play sm2 enough to pay for someone elses copy

[tiny notch]

yes you do

:>

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

[quiet abyss]

no i dont, 413 hours doesnt mean i play it that much

anymore

i used to play it loads

then i burnt myself out

and the only way i can play it now, is with mods to remove the bullet sponges

[tiny notch]

just cool yourself down

[quiet abyss]

because operations mode is just bullet sponges once you go above substantial difficulty

[upbeat verge]

@quiet abyss @tiny notch @rocky turtle @halcyon fossil @proven tundra @pliant chasm pluh 🗣️
what is a red cross helicopter

doing in our hospital

[quiet abyss]

its not even challenge

[upbeat verge]

ALO

[quiet abyss]

its artifical challenge

its just pumping up HP and enemy count

and saying "this is the difficulty"

but its not fun when sm2 does it, it is when darktide does it

[upbeat verge]

maybe its training

[quiet abyss]

(probably because your weapons do something in darktide)

with a good build on darktide, you can use a bolter with 19 round mags, and get through 9 and 1/2 crushers

9 and 1/2 because 2 bolts per

but still, thats a better amount than sm2, it takes like 8-12 bolts from a heavy bolt rifle to down like 1 tyranid warrior on lethal/absolute diff

thats just ass

ok i go bed

i getting cranky

[tiny notch]

bro looked cooler with his helmet on tbh

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

rat really has an emote for everything

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

i love using nukes for map traversal

[tiny notch]

bro is now auraless as hes an ultramarine

why does titus sound like henry from KCD2

[upbeat verge]

rain you gae

[blazing maple]

Will you be the henry to my hans

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-kingdom-come-deliverance-2-good-morning-darling-gif-8705870333026309224

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-dale-hans-capon-kcd-kcd2-good-morning-gif-5740565997443592378

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-gYFcVx-8Y

welp

goodbye @timid hollow @pallid sapphire

[blazing maple]

We won

Germany is gone

what will we replace it with?

A giant carpark?

[oblique belfry]

belgium

[real aspen]

die

[timber oxide]

After you

[pallid sapphire]

Its true

Good bye

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

[tiny notch]

space marine 2s expensive as shit wdym its 100 for the game + dlc

[pallid sapphire]

Yiu dont need dlc

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/chengren21/status/2053249918291358103

Cheng-Ren🦊🐺 (@chengren21)

箱じゃん… #大内山動物園 #サーバル

X · May 9, 2026, 11:05 PM

[pallid sapphire]

Its just cosmetics

[blazing maple]

have you guys seen this shit?

[tiny notch]

ah

[oblique belfry]

why is he so loaf

[tiny notch]

it sstill 55 thats exepensive

[proven tundra]

Lowest it's ever been is $25 CAD for the base game

[tiny notch]

still expensive

sthn smthn job

[pallid sapphire]

Then dont buy games

[frail leaf]

💱 25 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 13.41 GBP (British Pound Sterling) :flag_gb:

[tiny notch]

lowest it was here was 22

[blazing maple]

car is parked

[pallid sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

[tiny notch]

hey if ur willing to buy me a code

you have an opening

i woudl never lie on an application

[snow tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376989939840978975/1399262547974029353/ezgif-43858ea0386d54.gif

[tiny notch]

i applied to like 6 more jobs

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[timber sedge]

Are there a lot less anomaly fields/rad zones in cordon now after update? i jsut started and cordon feels a lot safer to navigate

[proven tundra]

Ask in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

We don't care here

[clear bough]

[clear bough]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@timber sedge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[tiny notch]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@timber sedge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[tiny notch]

kill em

now

[proven tundra]

Rip

[clear bough]

♻️

6 jobs is crazy tho

[tiny notch]

i think that makes 10 applied to this week

you can tell when i want something cause i begin applied to more jobs

[clear bough]

[tiny notch]

[clear bough]

share sum

[proven tundra]

My younger daughter has applied to dozens
No one is hiring young people

[clear bough]

i noticed

[tiny notch]

ive applied to i think 70 on just indeed

[clear bough]

got fired like 2 weeks ago and none of my recent applications have gone through

so fire

[slender wave]

do birds feel the same about flying as we feel about walking, or do they understand how amazing it is?

[proven tundra]

Probably not

Maybe the really fast ones feel superior to the slow ones

[clear bough]

like athletes?

[real aspen]

i've exhausted pretty much every single big company here
not one of them accommodated my very simple request to use text instead of calling
well, a few did, but their work locations were on other side of the city so no go (they don't put locations on the announcements)

[tiny notch]

i dont know if my resume is shit or

[clear bough]

if i want a chance to get a job i have to leave city

which is almost not viable

[tiny notch]

those grades equate to a C/C+

my teacher helped write the resume so

[clear bough]

holy bright

[real aspen]

trying individuals and small businesses where i can but i have a very useless degree for that (large computer networks) and very wide but short-term experience.
i've done as much cybersec as plumbing

so you can imagine it's a weird resume

[tiny notch]

me with my tech resume having 10 years of programming and computer management experience and my retail one is "im good at talking"

[real aspen]

i'll steal yours a bit

i need a non-tech one

[clear bough]

im not so thats where i fall apart

[real aspen]

although yeah i cant do retail

or any service job that involves direct contact with customer

[tiny notch]

id rather not do retail but theres 0 tech jobss in a 30km radius of me

[clear bough]

last one i did was delivery job

[tiny notch]

i cant drive

[real aspen]

i can but orders are handled through phone calls most of the time so no go

[slender wave]

im taking a bachelor of science in information technology am i cooked chat

im a 1st year

[real aspen]

probably

[clear bough]

dude

honestly

im on 4th semester comp engineer

i genuinely don't give a shit

[slender wave]

like this guy who was on the same course as me is now homeless

like that one movie i dont remember

[clear bough]

i might just not pay for next semester atp

[slender wave]

kinda a waste no?

[proven tundra]

They made the pop out player standard for YouTube now? Nice

[real aspen]

my college classmates are either unemployed or working in helpdesk

[clear bough]

premium?

[slender wave]

is that TTW or just new vegas

[clear bough]

it can sometimes bug out if its not

[proven tundra]

Nope standard

[slender wave]

lowkey i might just graduate with a degree related to tech and be tech support honestly

[clear bough]

yeah prob a bug then lol

[tiny notch]

removed in 1 week like last time

[proven tundra]

New Vegas challenge run, can't heal damage or rads melee only

[slender wave]

i remember when 2 ads in one youtube video was outrageous

now they do that shit like every minute, time zones people...

[real aspen]

you'd think it's a good degree, internet's everywhere and there'll always be a demand for people who can connect stuff together
but nope
even the largest servers and network equipment rooms in this country are like, small small

and is handled by cavemen apparently with how shit the internet is here

[slender wave]

this is ur resume?

[clear bough]

same shit here

[tiny notch]

part of it

[slender wave]

wait i could genuinely just make money making resumes for people online

[clear bough]

honestly i might just go back to video editing gigs

[slender wave]

idk how i would even start doing that tho

[clear bough]

it was so few, but i can prov try to build a proper portfolio

[real aspen]

i could probably do commissions for fantasy guns

since that doesnt seem like a super common thing

10$ for a quick writeup and drawing
30$ for 3d model
100$ fully detailed CAD file

[slender wave]

ai can do in 1 minute :clueless:

[timid hollow]

Kys

[oblique belfry]

you first

[clear bough]

$100 for a cad file seems low

[real aspen]

300$ is average monthly salary here

[clear bough]

price in $ ofc

[slender wave]

bro high school it taught me fckin html and css, and how to disassemble and assemble a computer

[celest plank]

Sab so fat, his french kiss includes belgium

[slender wave]

i dont remember much else

[tiny notch]

prostitution is easier thana job nowdays

[clear bough]

nobody wants my fat ass bruh

[tiny notch]

tumlbr says otherwise

[raven swan]

If I was drinking something I would have spat it out

Who says that sound

[slender wave]

yoo... being fat is optional

its like a customization thing

[celest plank]

Being a fat ass may be unattractive, having a fat ass may turn on some

[slender wave]

Yoo..

[slender wave]

Its illegal

[celest plank]

If you get caught

[slender wave]

I think obesity is unattractive ngl

[clear bough]

so as anything else

[slender wave]

If ur trying to lose weight thats cool tho

[clear bough]

eating is also optional

[slender wave]

Theres also that...

[celest plank]

Like

Utter obesity is unattractive

[rocky turtle]

new drip

[slender wave]

Doom guy

[celest plank]

But just a little bit above sometimes is cool, like those hugs are fucking awesome

[slender wave]

Where are you tho

[rocky turtle]

near GNR

[real aspen]

i do

never enough reference material

[clear bough]

[real aspen]

[clear bough]

just browse twitter

[upbeat verge]

quick shoutout

to bandcamp btw

why?

[clear bough]

w bandcamp

[upbeat verge]

because I've tried to buy albums from them twice
and both times I had to get a card because the banks systems instantly though a single transaction is fraudulent and blocked my card Clean off

[clear bough]

[upbeat verge]

but buying keys from g2a or fanatical or Loaded is fine apparently

[real aspen]

guh

i cant get the boobs right

[upbeat verge]

crazy sentence

[real aspen]

i think they look fine from side

but eugh from front

[little depot]

where... are your colar bones

[real aspen]

i ate them

[little depot]

or sternum

[upbeat verge]

bros never seen a woman body in his life

[little depot]

i sent u a whole book

[clear bough]

i had a ref sent by friend before

hold on

[upbeat verge]

Foking 'ell ref

🗣️

[little depot]

sab istfg i literally send u a whole book on anatomy

i will kill u

[clear bough]

cant find it

dont care enuff

[proven tundra]

One of these is not like the others

[slender wave]

those are fake

[blazing jackal]

funko gulags, so they will mine that frozen coal behind arctic circle or "Darth Vader funko limited edition will be thrown into trash burner" to generate heat for dorms

[clear bough]

no shit its a 3d model

[tiny notch]

this getting games shit is so esay

[clear bough]

did you get it

[tiny notch]

yes

[upbeat verge]

either way , i was able to buy off my 1000$ gpu with ardes.bg but I can't buy a 10 dollar album apparently

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

just ask some random ass person to gift u games

works every time

[upbeat verge]

azu gift me andrew hulshults IDKFA album

i gift u game on steam in return

[little depot]

u cant gift me games on steam

regional price difference too big

[upbeat verge]

i cant cuz i dont have u on steam

[little depot]

true

[little depot]

thats likle

10 euros

get it urself

[upbeat verge]

i literally said

I cannot

you moronic retard

i wrote like

[little depot]

skill issue?

[upbeat verge]

5 sentences about it

[tiny notch]

this persons bought me, ultrakill, space marine 2, isaac, silksong and balatro

[upbeat verge]

simp

[tiny notch]

having employed friends is so nice

download will finish in 2.5 hours

yibbe

[little depot]

wghart

[upbeat verge]

holy slow internet

typical UK internet

stuck in the dial up era

[upbeat verge]

ayyy

[little depot]

happiest york resident

[upbeat verge]

dios mio

[tiny notch]

my mother probably thinks im selling myself for these games cause apparently my brother tells her lol

[little depot]

thats a sentence of all time