╟❓general-offtopic

[rocky turtle]

bruh

[sour rivet]

perfect to hurt your thalassophobic friends! (me)

[static axle]

water²

[left mantle]

OoooooOOooo slightly deep water you can't see the bottom of

[solid sundial]

@tawdry hound
Option 1: "I don't like BHS, I want to inject medkit and live (old anomaly system)"

1. Disable Body Health System and G.A.M.M.A. Minimalist HUD
2. Disable G.A.M.M.A. Medications Balance
3. Disable G_FLAT's Msv Above Radiation Icon
4. Move 168- Alternative icons right below G.A.M.M.A. UI

Option 2: "I don't mind BHS, but I don't want temporary health and all the pills sorcery"

Go here https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1174255939889672223 and grab the mod. Follow the instructions provided. (In case you can't see the channel, remove the Newcomer role in https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1012510897136222293⁠ by typing !new).

[copper vapor]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@tawdry hound

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[static axle]

FFS

[left mantle]

#🤖bot-commands is where you wanted to use this

[tawdry hound]

sorry

thank you

[green granite]

Man

I was having a good time until myself told my brain "Yeh remember you are still bitchless"

And now im straight up not having a good time

[static axle]

fuzzy

[left mantle]

Lalabarina really gained some floof

[sour rivet]

mold spore

[static axle]

it changed color

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/lucas-the-spider-gif-10939172

[proven tundra]

Somewhere is a woman thinking "I am chudless"
Go forth and find your soul mate

[static axle]

i mean it was kinda cute

[wind latch]

Don't worry. I never had a girlfriend in 20 years and everything is fine

The one will come, be patient

[static axle]

this guy wont stop aurafarming after every cutscene @runic condor

[wind latch]

True

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-on-top-enlightened-enlightenment-windy-wind-gif-18416422945658579589

you know what your armor reminds me of?

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

white talion

[static axle]

i wish i could shit like this

there was this but mod no worky

[green granite]

I just want a gf that doesnt start running away once I started talking about Henschel Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger Ausf E

[runic condor]

good luck with that

[copper vapor]

bro might be cooked

[pallid sapphire]

NEW MODE;FREE UPDATE

its pretty fun

but also lackluster considering what we could have gotten instead

[proven tundra]

Replace league with warthunder

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-humanity-hue-manatee-gif-12593821

[cunning bronze]

[green granite]

Ok but it wasnt War Thunder tho

Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger Ausf. E is literally one of the coolest piece of history ever

[proven tundra]

I'm sorry I assumed your autism

[cunning bronze]

@static axle

[wind latch]

Why?

Now i am interested lol

[proven tundra]

You've unleashed his trap card

[static axle]

damb

u take good pics

[cunning bronze]

thanks

[snow tree]

Yeah exactly what I deduced. You are the real real farmer

[cunning bronze]

also, i got his ass

im not sure how you killed him, hate, but this guy got me hard lmao

either im bad or this guy was buffed

[snow tree]

Stay safe oflin, hope all is well

[cunning bronze]

he's one of the overwhelming beings of the game too

supposed to be hard

[static axle]

[static axle]

i mean he was harder than most of the story bosses

[cunning bronze]

yeah

he one shot me couple of times too

and i have almost max health

and upgraded armor

so somethings up

[tiny notch]

prettyyyy bad but i like it

[static axle]

@cunning bronze i wish there was more material you know

feels like most look the same

give something super gritty etc

[cunning bronze]

you unlocked all of them?

but yeah i agree

there shoud be more variety

[static axle]

i think im missing like 4

[cunning bronze]

i want the update that will give us access to the npc armor sets

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

Has anyone played Conan exiles? Are the dlc worth it?

[cunning bronze]

isles of siptah, or the cosmetic dlcs?

i never once bought the dlcs

[proven tundra]

All of them

[green granite]

Huh

[static axle]

perhaps i could work with this

[green granite]

Guess i'll get stun locked

[proven tundra]

Bundle is like 50% off

[cunning bronze]

didnt see the necessity, isles sure is cool because its more content, map and such

[green granite]

Moon Knight

[cunning bronze]

there's also the fact that both maps are now connected

so thats even better

[cunning bronze]

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[green granite]

Heard they just did a graphic update for it

[cunning bronze]

that cape has so much aura

[green granite]

I was gonna check out the game

[cunning bronze]

yeah

game runs better, looks better, has more content and is smaller in size

[static axle]

did you know you can unequip hood by reselecting the cloak from the wheel

[cunning bronze]

I probably used them once, and it was during the frost puzzle of the leemnt lol

[cunning bronze]

yep

[static axle]

[cunning bronze]

it gives the most "canon" vibes to me after greymane cloak

i like the color i gave to it here

pure white dye plus that leather brown color

[onyx vigil]

Apparently the black plague has returned lads, I blame @proven tundra for this

[proven tundra]

[onyx vigil]

[static axle]

i might have found an armor set, if the mod works

[static axle]

damb

[proven tundra]

I think my mojo might have come back

[copper vapor]

the conan mojo

[proven tundra]

booba slider here we come

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxESFTfRda4

@thick plover

didnt you do this today

[tiny notch]

structure failed ot load so bad it got redacted 😭

[verbal gate]

I don't know why they do but boomers have a weird tendency for folks to know exactly about how they feel about something

[tiny notch]

cuz boomers are entitled and actually had to work for nothing

they hate to accept theyre what they think all other generations are

they worked for nothing and got it all

and now they want to hold onto it

[verbal gate]

My doom scroll algorithm is built for food making content, and it's always some old person going "I don't like bananas" in the comments

Then just fucking skip the shorts old fart

[little depot]

Freaky deaky like

[copper vapor]

can't find the weebl animation

conan exiles got a winky slider got a winky slider

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbolt-geoguessr-google-maps-looking-rain-bolt-gif-13887226046939478457

i know your location

my kitchen cupboard

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

You have a kitchen?

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

stop eating the cables

[tiny notch]

yes

heres me cooking a sandwhich

[little depot]

Why are you cooking a sandwich on a plate on a stove

And can I have one

[copper vapor]

you don't? smh can't have shit in china

[little depot]

No we all take a bite from the communal spoon that Stalin used to eat all of eastern europes grain

[copper vapor]

carbohydrates and protein

[tiny notch]

fixed

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

The spoon is made of flesh

[tiny notch]

WAOW

[proven tundra]

Looks pretty good compared to what I remembered

[little depot]

New Conan exiles update looks weird

Wait

That IS Conan exiles

[tiny notch]

isnt conan just ark but desert and less cool

[proven tundra]

its UE5

doesn't run like ass suprisingly

[little depot]

This implies ark is cool

[tiny notch]

ark has dinosaurs

so its cool

[little depot]

Are you a lesbian or something

[tiny notch]

yes

[little depot]

Ah that makes sense

No wonder why u like dinosaurs

[tiny notch]

please consult the ceiling

[little depot]

I don't have a ceiling

I'm a bridge troll

All I have is this bridge

[tiny notch]

also

[little depot]

Where'd you get that long bacon

[copper vapor]

ew

[little depot]

Newbie

[hexed stag]

🚨 ♻️♻️♻️ 🚨

[copper vapor]

bro made Debra Wilson

[copper vapor]

oh, not debra wilson

where the huge eyes

[little depot]

What's your favorite Israeli dish

[copper vapor]

@proven tundra I found it

not sure if I can post it here tho

[little depot]

?!??

[copper vapor]

conan exiles meme vid about the dong slider

it uh

shows dongs

[proven tundra]

bouncing dongs even

[oblique belfry]

turns out

the lego pass is giving a rat skin

[copper vapor]

ratical indeed

[tiny notch]

just finished dune book 1 (not the first book) reallyyyy good 😌

[copper vapor]

also uh

[little depot]

Why is it so hairy

[copper vapor]

is the current hentaivirus plague really from rats?

[little depot]

Have u gotten to the space matriarchs that abduct people to recreate

[oblique belfry]

lego version

[tiny notch]

the bene geserate?

[little depot]

Not the bene gesserit

[tiny notch]

then no

[little depot]

I think the space dominatrix show up in the 4th book?

Or maybe the 5th

I forgor

[tiny notch]

im at the part where pauls had his powers awaken after getting stranded in the desert with his mother after Leto dies

[little depot]

Ahhh

[tiny notch]

books so peak it has me reading during the day

[little depot]

You'll have to get used to leto dying

[smoky stump]

yall ever eaten sweet corn

so yummy

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[little depot]

He dies a lot throughout the series

[tiny notch]

how

[little depot]

No spoilers

Read all 7 books

[thick plover]

Yes but I didnt have fleek cannon

[pliant summit]

@meager pasture I see you playing Factorio

https://tenor.com/view/draco-malfoy-harry-potter-mewing-mew-slytherin-gif-8263298459687914233

Now show us Paul Allen's main bus

[meager pasture]

Wat

[static axle]

so much going on @cunning bronze

[tiny notch]

i only got the first 4 so far but thatll last a while

also

the first book is as big as the other 3 i have combined

[pliant summit]

Discord likes showing random people's activity on the start page and it was saying you were playing Factorio for the past 11 hours

[meager pasture]

The hell I opened it for 30 minutes max

[pliant summit]

Factorio calls

The main bus must grow

Honestly not surprised

[little depot]

They story quickly

Devolves

And evolves

[pliant summit]

Discord has a tendency to report random bullshit

[little depot]

It basically becomes Harry Potter

[tiny notch]

been listening to this while reading, its good ambience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNl_KeBcK-M

[tiny notch]

slop?

[little depot]

• bdsm space demons

[tiny notch]

or

in what way

[little depot]

I wouldn't say it's slop

[rocky turtle]

core theme slaps

[copper vapor]

azu spoiling the entirety of dune to rain

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pazRmoeRlc

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

Jared Leto becomes bdsm space demon

[tiny notch]

in a "theres a reason theyre only adapting the first two books" way?

also speaking of the movies

its weirdly innacurate

[little depot]

Yes

The plot becomes very...

[tiny notch]

i saw people praising it as a really accurate adapatation

[little depot]

Creative

[tiny notch]

but theres a lot of differences

[little depot]

Especially near the end

[tiny notch]

ohh

yeah

ive heard

[left mantle]

@carmine laurel still alive and in need of a pickup?

[tiny notch]

is it bad or jsut weird?

[little depot]

I wouldn't say it's bad

It just becomes a parody of it self

And that's intended

[tiny notch]

ahh ok

[copper vapor]

[deleted] lore

[tiny notch]

im seeing a lot of "anything not frank is not worth it"

[copper vapor]

that's what I often see, as well

stuff made by his son is questionable

[tiny notch]

tbf i only thought there were franks 6

i didnt know his son took over after he died

[copper vapor]

the dune awakening world map theme is so good 😭

[tiny notch]

this map in the book is so weird

its so hard to read

[copper vapor]

guys

what is the facial expression called when you kinda uh

[native spade]

Oh dawg we talking DUNE?

Okay Here's my Certified Grognard reading recommendations for Dune - Read the first three, then some of the house books by his son are actually pretty good, but most of the later stuff is from partial manuscripts and... Frank was getting Weird in his last years.

[copper vapor]

stretch your lips to the side

without opening your mouth

like when people shrug and usually do this face

[tiny notch]

😕

this

[copper vapor]

more like the pokerface reaction image

but the edges of the lips have a "contour"

[carmine laurel]

I'm still in need of a pickup, but I'm in a call with one of the women

we can do it a bit later if you'll still be around then?

[left mantle]

will probably be yeah

just @ me

[upbeat verge]

be normal and listen to unreal tournament ambience or somethign

[tiny notch]

nah i listen to ambience based on what im reading

this for ASOIAF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYlzcXA3LxI

this for the witcehr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBktLwNlyVU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD7rKDCN1Zk

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

holy shit

[oblique belfry]

damn

[tiny notch]

ive been following this for

SEVEN YEARS

holy shit

rip ben

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/bgjvLQu5NlE?si=LeEfdJc-5xl14Xpw

[tiny notch]

why are you grinding your coffee

seems a bit inneficient

[upbeat verge]

rain I'm gonna punch you

[tiny notch]

:<

[upbeat verge]

this is what I'm talkin about

[real aspen]

cat

rate my ass

[upbeat verge]

WOAH

[copper vapor]

the ass crack goes too far up

[latent hazel]

@frozen void @olive coral @thin plank falafel shop in germany

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/yumeko-cat-silly-smell-kitten-gif-17171471

gyat

[real aspen]

better?

[copper vapor]

yes

[tiny notch]

better one

i love how devious he looks

[copper vapor]

cuba is "because"

[little depot]

Why do you have a posterior pelvic tilt

[real aspen]

i spend too much time sitting

and not enough doing Romanian lifts

[copper vapor]

romanian lifts? is that where you take furniture from other people's homes?

[little depot]

They take the whole home

Silly

[real aspen]

[tiny notch]

the three evils

[copper vapor]

[cunning reef]

romanian deadlifts target the glutes n legs more i think

[real aspen]

more hamstrings

[static axle]

cant see shit

[real aspen]

and lower back

[little depot]

Omg hello corperate shane

How is u

[cunning reef]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEruXR6aAAAoiNQ.webp

like this

[little depot]

Why are you small big chungus

[real aspen]

imma make boobies now

[little depot]

Worst mistake of my life tbh

[cunning reef]

small tits big ass is what i say

[little depot]

To fart louder?

[rocky turtle]

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/netanyahu-speed-politics-gif-8742457545679632243

[upbeat verge]

@cunning reef @tiny notch man

[little depot]

Jester is broken

[cunning reef]

wha

[upbeat verge]

I love reclining on my chair and kicking my feet

[little depot]

Btw

[upbeat verge]

peak unc gameplay

[little depot]

Trust

[upbeat verge]

azu no

[little depot]

What

[upbeat verge]

idk

hi

[little depot]

Hi

Did the ai christian girl text u back yet

Has it been 1 week

[cunning reef]

you are like 22 you are not unc stage yet

[little depot]

Actual fossil btw

[upbeat verge]

nah we text

bro shien wdym not unc

[little depot]

So the whole distance thing was like a sham

[upbeat verge]

I crouch for a couple mins today at the flea market to look at the cds on theground

after that I barely got up

it ain't looking good

[little depot]

Flea market?

Diablo 2 reference

[upbeat verge]

yes or as we call it "Битака"

[little depot]

Sorry I don't speak hebrew

[upbeat verge]

??

[little depot]

Assalamualaikum or something

[upbeat verge]

rude

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

I wish we got the :glueless: emoji Dry sometimes uses here

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1488566575748354232.webp?size=128

[brittle karma]

[carmine laurel]

night missions in dark tide wont be so bad
door opens
wall of black

[static axle]

fatman

[frozen void]

Tarkov?

[smoky stump]

It's my friends bday tmmrw and I'm thinking of pranking the guy

what do yall think is the worst gift I could get for him

like the most underwhelming shit ever

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1502362951837810778/this-man-is-achud.gif

me arguing with my compiler on why the shaders should load cause its valid GLSL

[upbeat verge]

jump into a lava pit

[upbeat verge]

bro heard flea market and got neuron activation

leds in his brain lighting up like the reactor 4 control room

[verbal gate]

Plain white mug

[upbeat verge]

fuckin hell

[static axle]

@carmine laurel"my name is Ezio Auditore"

[verbal gate]

[tiny notch]

grrm needs to split the book into two and release the first half to hold in solidiness so he cant keep changing it

[upbeat verge]

Rube taki crumbs on my dick so shawtie can lick that mf down to the bone

🗣️

[verbal gate]

In the same vein, catgirl gf

[tiny notch]

i thought i was getting a call

it was my pc vibrating my desk

[upbeat verge]

its me

[tiny notch]

cause i opened minecraft

[upbeat verge]

I'm in ya walls

[carmine laurel]

peak

[upbeat verge]

how ass is your pc?

[tiny notch]

its not ass ive just not played a game in fucking days so i forgot how much it vibrates

[static axle]

this turned out alright looking

[tiny notch]

im not ready to open this thing up and dust it when i move

i can see inside it

more dust than ivans mom

[upbeat verge]

0 sense in this sentence

[tiny notch]

ivans not use to briish insults on ones mother

[upbeat verge]

better if u use cobwebs

[smoky stump]

I love your thiking

[upbeat verge]

More cobwebs than the cooch of ivans mom
@tiny notch

[tiny notch]

we do dust here

[upbeat verge]

it works

i suppose

[little depot]

Is it moral to call your robot friend a clanker in truck?

[real aspen]

chat

rate my boobies

[verbal gate]

In the immortal words of Smokey, "I'll knock that dust of that puh"

[upbeat verge]

moooooooots

[smoky stump]

I guess bro

[little depot]

3/10

[smoky stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874059762776571974/1424163244519718952/togif.gif

[upbeat verge]

0 gravity

[little depot]

Durability test kinda sucked

[upbeat verge]

unnatural

[little depot]

Taste test was okay

[real aspen]

explode

[little depot]

U asked

I'm gonna call u at 4 am

[real aspen]

[little depot]

Is 3 am

Get ready for my arrival sab

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/rawr-gif-16404495893311143238

me

[pliant meteor]

[little depot]

Stop stealing my gifs

U stupid Diddy foid

[tiny notch]

stop stealing me

[real aspen]

is this enough gravity for you

[copper vapor]

grandma

[rocky turtle]

should i try doing both face and pistol quests?

[little depot]

Gulp?

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/nahhhh-gif-13988430770100568872

[pliant meteor]

Its normal?

[upbeat verge]

well not that much

[little depot]

Yes

[upbeat verge]

bro made the model 89 years old

[little depot]

How much do urs sag

[tiny notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989662039750369334/1033085115879915560/chito-yuuri.gif

[real aspen]

mine are pretty stout

[upbeat verge]

they drag along the floor

[real aspen]

all the pushups and sword thrusts help

[little depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814962822286802955/1190183323721535518/joe_biden.gif

[tiny notch]

stolen

[little depot]

I'm stealing you next

[real aspen]

hot

[tiny notch]

ok bbg

[little depot]

British broadcasting grandma

[pallid sapphire]

i hate this feature

Now you can see what happened in the voice chat

[upbeat verge]

this brother uses discord vc

[real aspen]

Looptools is singlehandedly carrying this model

[pallid sapphire]

i have to for COMMUNICATION purposes

i get payed for it

[upbeat verge]

sab

[rocky turtle]

bro killed every enemy

[upbeat verge]

my friend

[little depot]

I get payed to fuck with people online

[pallid sapphire]

same

il just ban you in our chat

[upbeat verge]

just use DAZ models like visual novel developers man
@real aspen

[little depot]

Didn't know you're a professional e kitten

[little depot]

"Visual novel"

[pallid sapphire]

you all know im a closet furry

[upbeat verge]

I won't elaborate further

[tiny notch]

OH PEAK MAGNAGUARDS

[pallid sapphire]

oh boi

[little depot]

Transparent ass closet

[upbeat verge]

I have it prefired

I'm ready

[timber sentinel]

does anyone have a torrent for the actual gamma file rather than the web mirroring ?

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@upbeat verge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@timber sentinel

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[smoky stump]

I know what to get as a birthday gift...

[pallid sapphire]

HA YOU TOPICED YOURSELF

[upbeat verge]

despite me pressing reply

LOOK

[pallid sapphire]

yeah i dont know why it does that

[upbeat verge]

IT REPLIED TO HIM

LOOOOOKOKAA

LOOK AT IT

THE CLANKER

THAT PIECE OF SHIT

[pallid sapphire]

We need to topic him no matter what he writes

just for his name

its the forbidden

[upbeat verge]

topicced for the love of the game

I respect it

[little depot]

Look at my proletariat dawg

[pallid sapphire]

also to not be a 100$% asshole #📢announcements message

[little depot]

100$$$$

[upbeat verge]

100$ asshole

[pallid sapphire]

im an expensive e kitten

[upbeat verge]

what

[verbal gate]

do you do weddings

[little depot]

100$ dollars isn't even that much nowadays

[pallid sapphire]

this

[pallid sapphire]

i do you on the wedding

[upbeat verge]

my favourite e-kitten is oflin

[pallid sapphire]

@pure goblet explain yourself

Mine is @sick trail

i love Dry

Dry best Mod

[upbeat verge]

dry for president

[little depot]

Mines gotta be @teal spade

[little depot]

Dry do u diddle kids

[sick trail]

Jarvis, give offtopic users-

[upbeat verge]

[sick trail]

The fuck

[upbeat verge]

WHAT

[pallid sapphire]

wtf Azu

[upbeat verge]

[little depot]

Can't be the president then

[verbal gate]

send Dry to Kodiak, Alaska 2028

[pure goblet]

👉 👈

[sick trail]

Timed azu out for an hour

Anyway

[pallid sapphire]

Deserved

Azu deserves at least 24 hours

[sick trail]

Jarvis, give all offtopic users a tummy ache.

[upbeat verge]

WOahhh

[pallid sapphire]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk-keanu-reeves-tummy-hurts-tummy-ache-gif-3618038075255658526

[upbeat verge]

what ya doin

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-humanity-hue-manatee-gif-12593821

[upbeat verge]

ya breakin ma hart

i trusted you dry

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/padamae-star-wars-breaking-my-heart-natalie-portman-hurt-gif-11600892096555187516

[upbeat verge]

welcomed you into my home

even mama made tiramisu for ya
and this is how you repay me?

[static axle]

@cunning bronze @carmine laurel @copper vapor not as good as pyaacs but decent

[pallid sapphire]

oh boi the VC degens at it again

[thick laurel]

🤣 Че те надо?

[pallid sapphire]

p!translate en Че те надо?

[muted gyro]

Original

Че те надо?

English

What do you need?

[upbeat verge]

omg

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-larry-vampire-vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-gif-9319513237540088961

[left mantle]

Me firing into a hoard of vanduul tech smugglers with the LMG

Also holy shit azu

[pure goblet]

Did they just start to randomly ping you or is that some friend?

[pallid sapphire]

i still havent seen Oflin´s E Kitten outfit

[pallid sapphire]

their in VC both

[pure goblet]

yeah but lets see what happened

i already have plenty of reasons to kill

[verbal gate]

that feeling when your topic relevant video still hasn't been sent and the chat moved on

[pallid sapphire]

Watching eagerly

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-dance-rat-dance-naked-rat-dance-naked-rat-rat-jam-gif-895067322878568988

[left mantle]

POV: You're a roman citizen.

[verbal gate]

abandoned the earlier video and this one sent lmao

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-transformation-furry-tf-spunch-bop-spongebob-spongebob-spongebob-patrick-patrick-mr-krabs-mr-krabs-mr-krabs-squidward-gif-24348687

[proven tundra]

hmm

do I want

[pallid sapphire]

p!translate

[muted gyro]

Missing Argument
The to argument is required.

Usage: p!translate <to> <text>

[pallid sapphire]

fuck

[proven tundra]

doner
borgir
or sushi

[static axle]

[brittle karma]

both

[pallid sapphire]

my brain was like "TRANSLATE"

[verbal gate]

p!translate en я ебал твой анус братик

[muted gyro]

Original

я ебал твой анус братик

English

I fucked your anus brother

[verbal gate]

what the hell

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

p!translate en я твойрот ебал дура я ебал твою жопу я ебал твой анус братик

[muted gyro]

Original

я твойрот ебал дура я ебал твою жопу я ебал твой анус братик

English

I fucked your mouth you fool I fucked your ass I fucked your anus brother

[static axle]

all

[pallid sapphire]

@pure goblet fuck them too

[left mantle]

Fortunately for all of you I am not a furry, because id probably be the insufferable kind if I was

[proven tundra]

but I can't eat all

[pallid sapphire]

well,just like me

[pure goblet]

oh ig something happened

[tiny notch]

a jedi off handing a slug thrower would be so cool

[static axle]

says who?

[frail leaf]

@cosmic spoke (vincent023662) has been banned for reason: toxic retard constantly pinging a user in different text channels + attempt to say n-word yesterday, see ya

[pallid sapphire]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeet-shooting-trick-shot-pull-hunting-gif-18346464

[verbal gate]

I know jack shit about star wars so a slug thrower just sounds like animal cruelty to me

[tiny notch]

its a projectile gun

like

imagine a rifle/pistol

[left mantle]

Shotgun slug kind of slug

[tiny notch]

that shoots shotgun slugs

[teal spade]

[pallid sapphire]

Projectile guns are still used in Star Wars its just used by very low life aliens

[teal spade]

Wut I do?

[pallid sapphire]

their in timeout

[left mantle]

Did you read the message just below that?

[quiet abyss]

i think youre azus e kitten if im understanding this correctly

[tiny notch]

mandos are not low life

[snow tree]

Sup bozo

[pallid sapphire]

Mandalorians use them too ?

[tiny notch]

yes

to kill jedi

[pallid sapphire]

Damn i only know about the lizards in outer rim

that use proper AR´s and Shotguns

[left mantle]

Yeah because good luck blocking this buckshot with a lightsaber chucklefuck.

[tiny notch]

well it blocks it

it just melts so hot

that it burns the jedi

[pallid sapphire]

[tiny notch]

and fucking kills them

[teal spade]

I woke up from a nap to an emergency call, explain the context while I drive to the scene

[quiet abyss]

honestly, half of star wars could be solved with a single gun

[left mantle]

Azu said something shock value. Got the timeout corner

[pallid sapphire]

Why didnt the Clankers revert to lead

[tiny notch]

its NOT cheap

[quiet abyss]

lightsabers block blasters because its literally moving at like 200 feet per second at most

[tiny notch]

blasters are efficient and easy

[left mantle]

Lasers are cheaper

[tiny notch]

they recharge by themselves

[verbal gate]

azu's got timed out, they're the only one to explain you being their e-kitten

[teal spade]

Ola chica

[tiny notch]

youd have to give the clankers a LOT of ammo

[pallid sapphire]

Well they need coolant yeah

[quiet abyss]

they cant aim anyways

yeah it would suck

[pallid sapphire]

But yeah i get it

[left mantle]

The guys running the droids only bought them because they were cheap as fuck in bulk comparatively

[snow tree]

Looking good today

[pallid sapphire]

just crush Geonosis in a fucking crusher and make ammo out of it

[quiet abyss]

but i think you could give clones lead shot and it would work, since they usually hit shit iirc

so they wouldnt be wasting tons of ammo

[verbal gate]

plus aint the entire point of Clankers being good enough to present a challenge but not actually win as part of Palpie's plan?

[pallid sapphire]

Some Special Ops clones had projectile weapons too iirc

[quiet abyss]

yeah i think so

[teal spade]

Well done azu

[left mantle]

Enough to mass produce to be a threat, not effective enough to overwhelm

[quiet abyss]

and we already know mandalorians use shotguns basically, but theyre experts

[teal spade]

I'll be your e-kitten for it

[pallid sapphire]

p!ew

[muted gyro]

⠀

[copper vapor]

grim did you see the two images I pinged you with

[tiny notch]

THE FUCK BRO THATS NOT A LIGHT SABER

ok bro just casaully stole alight saber

[pallid sapphire]

@uneven sapphire was it you with the fancy "Free xp" trick for a certain game ?

All i do is research a low lvl thing and when it wants me to use it i just cancel out ?

[tiny notch]

yess cal tap into the dark side

i love when cal just fucking murders someone with clear hate

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/TwinkLit42/status/2052973192939971070
@copper vapor

🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 (@TwinkLit42)

https://t.co/Q7yOMxlUCx

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perfect alexander watching a person greed stillness:

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[tiny notch]

i got a two handed ligth saber

[pallid sapphire]

AYO @copper vapor https://store.steampowered.com/app/1292180/Krush_Kill_N_Destroy_2_Krossfire/

Steam

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This planet ain't big enough for the three of you.

The Earth's surface may be nothing more than a burnt out hell hole but the Survivors, the Evolved, and the Series 9 robots still want it real bad and they're willing to have a whole new Armageddon to get it. Now's your chance to stake your claim to what's left of the planet. Send in your anacon…

Price

$6.99

Recommendations

388

first didnt know its on Steam

2nd it gets a 4k update with sound and bug fixes AND ONLINE MP

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

nice

I never played kknd

[carmine laurel]

kknd is great

made fun of itself while being a post apoc rts

[tiny notch]

i want to see actual jedi knights

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDd2G_V1rzc

[tiny notch]

imagine a jedi with lightsaber and shield in plate armour

kinda like the temple guard

[copper vapor]

I hear it's the best ultimate fight

never did any of them so idk

I'm partial to the ultima weapon ultimate because BIG FAT TACOS FOR ME

ucob is also cool

[tiny notch]

shit like this

[quiet abyss]

im gonna throw frogs at you

[copper vapor]

what's this crossover supposed to be? or just random fanart of a medieval darth vader?

[teal spade]

Nope, ping again, mobile discord search is ass

[copper vapor]

sure

[tiny notch]

just medieval

[copper vapor]

here @teal spade #╟❓general-offtopic message

[tiny notch]

ive been wanting to make a medieval space thing for ever

[teal spade]

Oh, that, I've seen it

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[teal spade]

Did you miss Space Marine 2?

[tiny notch]

not medieval

[teal spade]

SM2 is as medieval space as it gets

[tiny notch]

the medieval stuffs probably why i latch onto to the black templar or any other knightly faction

[copper vapor]

the whole architecture inside the space marine ship is so extremely gothic

[tiny notch]

i should play space marine 2

ive never played it

thats a bit outa budget

i got £4

[teal spade]

Everything is extremely gothic that relates to the Imperium

[snow tree]

I always thought the whole 40k humanity side is very neo-tech/gothic mix no?

[proven tundra]

I went with sushi

[teal spade]

Yes

[tiny notch]

imagine

black templars

in

actual plate armour

like medieval plate

[teal spade]

Very heavy on the Gothic side

[static axle]

sunshiro

[next chasm]

damm hungry now...

[copper vapor]

I was gonna say steampunk but that's more warhammer fantasy than 40k

[teal spade]

Sm power armor is plate armor

[tiny notch]

you know what i mean

[snow tree]

I don't think 40k stands anywhere near steampunk

[copper vapor]

but 40k has like 80s tech (like monitor screens and whatnot) mixed with gothic architecture

lots of exposed cables too

[static axle]

he is just standing there.....

menacingly

[snow tree]

It's more close to Fallout-esque

[teal spade]

I mean, Dark Angles are your faction then, more so than Black Templar

[tiny notch]

does space marine 2 need to be played online

for

reasons

[teal spade]

You can play the campaign solo

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

campaign is soloable, then there's a co-op campaign and then there's a pvp mode

[tiny notch]

i would NEVER

anyway im downloading it

[snow tree]

YOU WHAT

[tiny notch]

TWO HUNDRED GIGS

[teal spade]

Yarr! No one be accusing ya of anything, lad. Certainly not of sailing the open seas of the web

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

yeah my brain farted ig

[tiny notch]

the uhh

download

included the 4k textures

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

which is over 80gb

[copper vapor]

oh lol

makes sense

[teal spade]

The other 120gbs is the built in bitcoin miner

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

[next chasm]

4k or nothuin ..

[tiny notch]

no

its third person

texture res matters so much less for third person

[snow tree]

4k? 🥱

[teal spade]

*40k or nothiin

[snow tree]

Where is 8k

[teal spade]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[static axle]

@snow treedavy jones locker awaits the flying dutchman

[next chasm]

40k 4k - and 4k texxtures of the slight err visceral action is worth it lol

[static axle]

dont mind the typo, aneurysm

[static axle]

aye

[snow tree]

Muh spooky ship

[static axle]

imma go fuckem up

[snow tree]

Why is yo dude draped in curtains

[static axle]

cause games workshop ran out of money for actual cloaks

[copper vapor]

why not?

[static axle]

[next chasm]

was the God Emperor's drapes...

[snow tree]

[rocky turtle]

BROTHA

[arctic flicker]

been leveling up the assault class in SM2, it sucks dick cause most of the good perks are high level gated

[arctic flicker]

at least the class is teaching me to fight n parry terminus bosses, except when a neurothrope spawn

[tiny notch]

emperor perserve me

[proven tundra]

What tf am I looking at

[static axle]

hecking barker

[tiny notch]

uhuh'

[pallid sapphire]

Minecraft from Wish

[flat violet]

Apparently Amazon added The Walking Dead to Prime Video but there are only 8 seasons, am I wrong or there should be more?

[green granite]

What the hell

[pallid sapphire]

wasnt there like 11 or 12 ?

[green granite]

Navy Seal?

[pallid sapphire]

there should be 11 seasons

[flat violet]

Was about to send the usual gif of McMahon leaving but then I membered you're playing Crimson Desert

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[static axle]

oh yeah

i mean it wasnt that expensive

30 bucks

[flat violet]

It looked like KCD2 from the distance

The context I didn't typed

[flat violet]

This some bullshit

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/YtuGbfM3F-w?si=E2b_G3a6ID-Um5Y8

Huh

[flat violet]

@frail leaf how many seasons does The Walking Dead have

[frail leaf]

The original The Walking Dead series has 11 seasons in total.

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-pissed-annoyed-upset-irritated-gif-13758284652454071582

[static axle]

this one has fun combat

[pallid sapphire]

Crimson desert combat is kinda boring cause you just hold left mouse button and kill most enemies x.x

[flat violet]

I don't know sadly, I literally have played 10 minutes of KCD2, 5 of them were me shooting with ||a crossbow|| and that shit was awesome

Can't wait for June or maybe July to get back home

[pallid sapphire]

then again i played Crimson Desert nearly 40 hours and still didnt progress further than Chapter 5

[static axle]

you havent played it

[copper vapor]

true

[flat violet]

Just read my name

I got the call the same day I started it

I didn't go to sleep to finish the first one

[static axle]

ok and? i have a job too boohoo

[flat violet]

Yes but are you away several kilometers from your home and PC?

[pallid sapphire]

im several Kilograms away rn

[static axle]

no cause i dont accept those kind of jobs

[flat violet]

The joy of not living in Italy

Come to Italy, we have plenty of jobs

[static axle]

i mean true but still more fun than kcd

[flat violet]

• Pizza chef (thank you DeepL)
• Waiter
• _ _

[static axle]

why would i? i have a good paying job here

[pallid sapphire]

KCD is like either you cant kill shit,you got the sweet spot thats fun til you lvl up combat more and then theres the point of killing everything with no effort.

[marsh cargo]

pizza delivery boy also works

[flat violet]

Waiter with a car willing to do delivery*

[static axle]

you just end up poking people, thats what i did. spam that and ezpz

[marsh cargo]

with the added risk of being assaulted by gipsies

[proven tundra]

Did the gypsies make it as far as Italy?

I didn't know they made it past Bulgaria

[snow tree]

Rat doesn't know

[static axle]

im beating up falco

[pallid sapphire]

he has the shoe hat

[static axle]

money be tight

[thick plover]

@frank hearth

[green granite]

I have never realized Chairron from SM2 has a robotic hand

@marsh cargo https://youtu.be/Q-KciIbk_oA?si=dRph3QIU4aWwF0zq

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

much better friend

[cunning bronze]

elemental reaction

[cunning bronze]

first one is cool af

[copper vapor]

I wish I had the patience to take screenshots like you and pyaac

it ain't much but it's home

wife built this uh

idek how to call it

for the npcs

it's like an apartment building in the projects

[cunning bronze]

a slave house?

[static axle]

i just take cause pyaac takes

[cunning bronze]

no, thats not conan exiles

[copper vapor]

nah they have furniture and comfy beds, they're doing very well for 'slaves'

but then again I don't pay them

so technically slaves

[cunning bronze]

i find joy in taking cool screenshots

i wish i could take like those virtual artists from monster hunter

some of them are insane

but they edit their pictures

and i dont do that

i just press f12

[static axle]

i wish mine were cool

[copper vapor]

they probably use 30 billion reshade layers and then edit the screenshots in photoshop

[cunning bronze]

in mh, at least, they use reframework to install the camera mod, then make a scene

[green granite]

@copper vapor

[copper vapor]

[cunning bronze]

its quite the effort, so its not just screenshots, it leans more into virtual photography

[copper vapor]

virtual insanity

[cunning bronze]

those last ones you sent are, the first two and that one you just sent

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/mwoG8iCBug9.gif

[static axle]

i broke it

[thin bobcat]

That sounds wonderful

[static axle]

this kind of color&material i want @cunning bronze

[cunning bronze]

The color is uhh

It might be hernand, dark red

unless its pure black

[static axle]

its not, its the color you get from shadow clone skill

[quiet abyss]

wut this

[cunning bronze]

uh

which one?

nature's echo?

[static axle]

ahh sry its from kill

kill makes you flash black

[flat violet]

It's literally Italy

[cunning bronze]

ah

[rocky turtle]

what about job as centurion?

[cunning bronze]

i have yet to dye my armor shadow grey

[flat violet]

You could try getting a degree and looking for a job, but we’ve reached the point where they won’t even hire you at McDonald’s

[green granite]

Who the hell is THE LION

[static axle]

thats a large picture format of pixels also known as a screenshot, in this particular case it is from a video game

[green granite]

Is this Falco?

[sour rivet]

mfw the pizza hut i got a interview for said theres a big staff change and were urgently hiring doesnt hire me

[thin bobcat]

Look, at least you're not stuffed into a warehouse and are literally playing "match the colour and shape to the colour and shape of the label on the tube" because you're cheaper than a robotic arm or a whole system

[green granite]

Why do you want this job?

Cuz Im broke bitch

[flat violet]

THE LION doesn't concern giving answers

[green granite]

What do you expect me to say?

[oblique belfry]

brother even with a degree they leave you on read

[green granite]

I want a sandwich, hamburger and a cup of coffee?

I have a motherfucking bill to pay

[thin bobcat]

Falco is old, he needs time to get used to new trends, I want to see you adapt to newer trends / memes whenever you reach 50

[cunning bronze]

meow? @flat violet

[green granite]

This world right now is that to apply McDonnie you need a Doctorade

[cunning bronze]

junior position: you need 7 years of experience

[oblique belfry]

i just ignore people starting the sentence with "back in my day"

[flat violet]

I obviously cannot complain because I'm in a spot where people would make fake papers (an italian way of saying)

[oblique belfry]

because they are spoiled fucks

[green granite]

Which is why I am so stressed out about losing my under minimum pay job rn

Cuz I know if I lost it

[flat violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165458243259220018/1236194197552238643/caption-17.gif

[green granite]

Its gonna be 5 years before I get another one

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[sour rivet]

back in my day
it was night!

[oblique belfry]

[thin bobcat]

What exactly are fake papers

[flat violet]

This some bullshit, one user called me THE LION and I changed my name, that's it

[thin bobcat]

Fair enough

[green granite]

I DO LOVE SPENDING 1 HOUR TALKING WITH AN INTERVIEWER THAT I REALIZE ITS MORE VALUABLE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL

[oblique belfry]

1 hour yap session
"ok we'll return back to you"

last seen 3 months ago

[green granite]

I still have a COSTCO application I sent in for a cart pusher job like

6 years ago

And they hadnt responded to me

[cunning bronze]

you can do it! much easier than it looks

[oblique belfry]

this job application form i took said "we will notify you via sms"

and never replied back

its been 6 months now

[cunning bronze]

putazo

[green granite]

The only job that replies to me back asking for my credit information

[static axle]

yeee, just rip the core out and ezpz

[oblique belfry]

brother at least say "sorry we picked someone else"

[flat violet]

As I said it’s just a figure of speech, it means doing the impossible and even resorting to illegal means to achieve your goal, my job is very sought-after (DeepL moment) because it’s literally a government job and no one can kick you out of it, unless you really fuck up

Also you get paid every month regularly

[oblique belfry]

"or you are not qualified"

dont just ghost me

[flat violet]

Mamar

[oblique belfry]

1 time i did a big translation project

for a guy

but turns out that """"american"""" guy

was a scam

[thin bobcat]

I mean, by any means necessary, I get it

[cunning bronze]

chupa chupa

[green granite]

So you spent time to do like

[cunning bronze]

[thin bobcat]

Not great but it is what it is

[green granite]

Nothing

[flat violet]

Yeah that one

[static axle]

@cunning bronze ngl, decided to drop dlss, and it runs suprisingly good. maxed lighting tho kick performance

[cunning bronze]

yep

[oblique belfry]

y e p

at least its experience

so there is that

[flat violet]

Tu mama cabron

[cunning bronze]

you got that ray reconstruction on?