╟❓general-offtopic

[forest acorn]

might be worth killing some of those

[oblique belfry]

even patchnotes say they added more spawns

as if megas are common

[forest acorn]

yeah the stashes

the cdc ones

it DOES have unique guns tho

[oblique belfry]

also so called "enviromental" map

[forest acorn]

all the cool european ones

[oblique belfry]

i have never seen wildlife at all

only 1 deer

[forest acorn]

ive seen a bunch

theyre up north tbh

in the redwoods area

which makes sense

[oblique belfry]

damn the airdrop takes a LOOONG time

to arrive

when you use the flare

i thought it would've been idk few seconds for airplane to arrive ?

[forest acorn]

looking at the tables

it doesnt look worth being locked behind a deadzone

when you can just grab reactor crates

or loot reactor itself

[oblique belfry]

mmmmmm eh ?

i have never seen those guns so there is that

[forest acorn]

yeah

oh you got a supply one

thats nice

[oblique belfry]

also cloth and polymer is ass 🥀

what the fuck

imagine going to deadzone getting your ass whooped in to find a core

just to get cloth

[forest acorn]

what does the radio even do

is it just a scrappable item

[oblique belfry]

i legit do not know

i tried placing it

nothing happened

no crafts either

[forest acorn]

like all the guns in there are basically just the same as other ones

[oblique belfry]

as usual famas being in burst mode

[forest acorn]

ive seen the other heavy rifle in the damn uhhh

sniper

in world spawns

[oblique belfry]

can people really not use famas as auto

[copper vapor]

I guess it's just the "iconic gimmick" for it

[oblique belfry]

at least in cs it was auto on default

but othergames are just either semi or burst

@forest acorn i have just learned that molo's can destroy trees with the fire

molos actually dealing overtime damage was not what i expected

knowing unturned's grenade system

[forest acorn]

wait thats cool

[oblique belfry]

previous iterations were just impact grenade with fire effects

[forest acorn]

have u seen any explosive only doors btw

[oblique belfry]

this is a whole ass new system

[forest acorn]

i know uhh

[oblique belfry]

ye many

the bars

[forest acorn]

buak i think?

yeah yeah

[oblique belfry]

but unlike buak

[forest acorn]

it had explosive only safes

[oblique belfry]

you cant break em with tool

[forest acorn]

theres a bank and the uhmmm

[oblique belfry]

ye its just like safes

[forest acorn]

sawmil

[oblique belfry]

mt.whitney has it too

[forest acorn]

both are explosive locked with gold and shit

oh neat

[oblique belfry]

it opens up a shortcut

[forest acorn]

what do I need

just grenades or a charge

[oblique belfry]

i used a javelin i found

[forest acorn]

lol

[oblique belfry]

dunno nade damages

maybe bring a few

[forest acorn]

like 20 per

idk if its barricade or structure

[oblique belfry]

if its like arid doors

ye

10-20

[forest acorn]

since those are different damages

[forest acorn]

30

30 to both

[oblique belfry]

why is this so fun

A R S O N

[forest acorn]

javelin does 1600 so idk

i might just wanna make a thermite charge or something

[oblique belfry]

its meant for base raiding so duh

try baseball nades first

[forest acorn]

satchel actually

satchel is cheap

[oblique belfry]

in arid you could've cheesed the saw doors with em

if you had like 10-15 nades

you could've opened the saw doors

[forest acorn]

yo doge

have u tried zcity

[oblique belfry]

zcity ?

[forest acorn]

gmod addon

/mod pack

[oblique belfry]

no

[forest acorn]

ive been playing it with buddies and it makes campaign EVIL

[forest acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645257780609024010/1500616419493286030/Garrys_Mod_-_2026-05-03_5-53-22_PM.mp4?ex=69fbb872&is=69fa66f2&hm=9a799dd517ccb2fd4fe1b63417d1087e9b29928b8e9227e678b22f3e1e87c3a5&

[oblique belfry]

the fuck ?

and ofc i get mauled by a bear when im drunk

[runic condor]

Tequila is indeed an epic drink

[oblique belfry]

you cannot make this shit up

???

[uneven sapphire]

Gm chat

[floral thistle]

https://medal.tv/games/arma-reforger/clips/mEtfymySdWsrB3YaH?invite=cr-MSxRWFgsMjM0MjM2MjEy&v=28 shooting helis out the shy like birds lmao

[forest acorn]

my issue with the fucking uhh

@oblique belfry shitty fishing minigame

theres no tiring out

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

the fish doesnt ever stop going full speed

and its faster than u can reel

up or down

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

what

[forest acorn]

pure rng

[forest acorn]

i think theres some bandits in one of those spooky zones

maybe metro?

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[forest acorn]

OH

doge check the waterfall near uhh

red bush or whatever

[oblique belfry]

gnome ?

you mean the one that has a cave behind it ?

that has a gnome ?

[forest acorn]

no

theres a different one

[oblique belfry]

fym cant be used as a gun

[forest acorn]

its so terrible balanced

[forest acorn]

it doesnt have a trigger

[oblique belfry]

none of the guns do

[forest acorn]

this minigame istg

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

merc area

its so rare

[oblique belfry]

no wonder i didnt find it

[forest acorn]

honestly shouldve been a drum mag

[clear bough]

what game is this

[forest acorn]

since the metro shotgun is also semi auto and the mags arent 800 credits each

[clear bough]

it looks like battlebit

[forest acorn]

and they're 6 instead of 7

so its not even like a big tradeoff

[oblique belfry]

unturned

[clear bough]

[oblique belfry]

lever action without inspect animation is wild

[forest acorn]

its the fallout lever action

in terms of animations

[oblique belfry]

groza

o

@green granite yo

new guns yo

[runic condor]

Thought this was a fucked up as val

[oblique belfry]

same

didnt know the saiga can look like that

[runic condor]

A damn that’s a saiga?

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IpIugFjXa0 OH YEAH I'M SLICIN IT

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry

bro i cant with this minigame

[oblique belfry]

ah yes

there you are

[forest acorn]

its so fucking ass

[oblique belfry]

its a semi shotgun that is named as the same one as vanilla vonya

which is a saiga

[forest acorn]

does stardew also only reel if the fish is 100% inside the box

[forest acorn]

because thats dogshit

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

[forest acorn]

i cant do this minigame im actually gonna crash out

this is the most upset ive been at a game in years wtf

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

Well well well

[oblique belfry]

no not that stalker

its the iconic railgun

that people shit on for some reason

shadowstalker > timberwolf

[plucky tusk]

shooting gamma

[oblique belfry]

why does this guns feel like a dmr

[green granite]

cuz it's a M14

[oblique belfry]

its so slow

[plucky tusk]

also hows unturned in the big 2026

[kindred leaf]

i hate when paul harrell pops out on my recommendations, it makes me very sad.

[oblique belfry]

new map

[green granite]

that thing is literally

[oblique belfry]

life is very good

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-urge-resisting-the-urge-gregtech-diesel-gregtech-diesel-gif-15737733198850231497

[plucky tusk]

single player pnly

[oblique belfry]

never kys

[green granite]

just a bullpup M14

so yes it's a DMR

[plucky tusk]

not multiplayer

[green granite]

more of a battle rifle

[oblique belfry]

pain

[green granite]

neck cast

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[green granite]

gas mask?

[oblique belfry]

protects against rad

[uneven sapphire]

Oink

[oblique belfry]

it legit does lmao

[forest acorn]

spawn bandit gas mask

what does that look like

[runic condor]

“Protects against radiation”
the mask protecting against radiation
Doge:

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-25235861

[green granite]

cuz it doesn't look like a gas mask

[static axle]

@runic condor u ever played gmod called Hidden

[runic condor]

Nop

[static axle]

I figured as much, is one of the ancient days mods

[runic condor]

I didn’t even have gmod until like 5 years ago

[green granite]

you didnt have Gmod since 2008?

[plucky tusk]

breathing radiation sludge i see

[runic condor]

I was little and ashamed to ask my parents to buy me games with their own money
But I used to watch vanoss a lot so

[oblique belfry]

bane

[plucky tusk]

gmod is definitely funnier if have a group of friends just playing and goofing around

i however have no friends

so the game never appealed to me beside just messing around with shooting stuff and blowing stuff up

[forest acorn]

i have NOT seen these mfs yet

are these gonna be CDC area goons or something

[oblique belfry]

do frank's questline

bring survivors to camp

[forest acorn]

ive done it all

[oblique belfry]

they are from that HQ

[forest acorn]

i did the sneaky route so maybe thats it

[oblique belfry]

i think ?

[runic condor]

True
Solo gmod doesn’t hit as well as it does with a bunch of friends

[oblique belfry]

nah there is no other route

i think

you get teleported back

when you are caught

[forest acorn]

they ask you to decide and you pick 2

one is blowing up the base and idk the other

[oblique belfry]

i picked retaliate

[forest acorn]

same

[oblique belfry]

other was giving up

[forest acorn]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

accepting the deal

dam

its the gold upgrade katana

[copper vapor]

huh

it even says 'gold' in the inscription

[oblique belfry]

ye

[runic condor]

That’s it i demand my 5 dollar dlc refunded nelson

[oblique belfry]

turns out this map also has thunderstorms

[slim magnet]

wasn't gta 6 this month

ah it's november

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck ?

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[oblique belfry]

@forest acorn @green granite

i cant

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

noooo my youtube feed wil be nothing but albion online again

[left mantle]

And EVE actually doesn't sit in the farthest corner

It's in that quadrant

To be clear

But it has structured PvP and PvE spaces and experiences

It's not the focus

But they're there

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

wtf are those hands

[oblique belfry]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[left mantle]

Chicken.

[copper vapor]

well at least you still have hands so still better than project silverfish

[oblique belfry]

i am the invisible man....sorta

for some reason my hair is not invisible

and i think thats it

[clear bough]

i doubt itll be this year

[slim magnet]

bro remember what mario man maybe said once in an interview

something something delayed game something something rushed

please ignore duke nukem forever and diablo 3

[left mantle]

Heard that before

[slim magnet]

and some other examples too that i can't remember off the top of my head

[oblique belfry]

peak grenade in gaming

[verbal lodge]

i won in 120 pulls
thank fuck

[left mantle]

See latest trailer?

[verbal lodge]

this?
yeah glossed over it earlier

[left mantle]

Looks like druid wife ain't a one and done

[verbal lodge]

idc about druid bro

just show me monk buffs

[left mantle]

That's the NPC for ritual now.

[verbal lodge]

we shall find out soon

[left mantle]

The chick in the trailer is the druid wife

Also I do hope since the dreamer is being brought over to poe2 acolyte gets something

[marsh cargo]

Aaah slay the spire 2 getting hit with the chud gamers

[left mantle]

nah just the chinese

[marsh cargo]

Nah nah

This is after

[oblique belfry]

time for bedge

[marsh cargo]

The gamers tm found out a very particular name that is working in the game

[oblique belfry]

now im 100% done with cali 2

i can finally far my west

now time to mirmir

[marsh cargo]

Sleep

[left mantle]

Eh, I see like 3 mentioning it, rest are kneejerk reactions to a change that don't want to be told it's a kneejerk reaction because suddenly it's the devs looking down on them for stating the fucking obvious

[marsh cargo]

ik

its beyond dumb

but its making the rounds

chud twitter is catching on to it

[left mantle]

eh it'll be gone in like a week, chuds will move on to the next "woke DEI" jumpscare

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

But I do find it funny that the reviews that are textbook kneejerk reactions are fuming they were called out on it

[cunning bronze]

@static axle @copper vapor done, i have all the elements now

[static axle]

i still have 2 more nights of work before playing some more

[marsh cargo]

"the gaming sphere is hostile to women"
gamers
how dare you have an opinion on video games women

[left mantle]

Gamers tm need to get used to getting called the fuck out on being stupid

I need more games calling out kneejerk reactions for being kneejerk reactions

[cunning bronze]

Gonna make Kliff Ice/Wind main

Just gotta find actual ice abyss skills lol

[static axle]

i was thinking imma make kliff into palpatine

[cunning bronze]

That works

Lightning has been really fun

[marsh cargo]

these also happen to be the same gooners who jonk it to the silence

[cunning bronze]

But im going to make damiane into lightning

Then oongka fire

[cunning bronze]

They gotta improve the AI, though

When you summon them they barely do anything

[static axle]

i havent played much of the other two, well the chick is off in dementialand rn

[cunning bronze]

They need to use elements

[static axle]

what we yapping

[static axle]

maybe fire, idk. what ever fits the drip

[marsh cargo]

just gamers being retarded (the usual)

[static axle]

ah

[snow tree]

Nothing new

[static axle]

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/rawr-gif-16404495893311143238

[cunning bronze]

Good thinking

I'm still annoyed by the fact that I have only one Fire resistance level 7 cape

And it's the shadow one

[left mantle]

Devs called out a kneejerk reaction for what it is, people aren't happy an exploit got patched, and the usual chuds who'll move on in a week.

[cunning bronze]

I have to ruin my drip in the desert so I don't burn my stamina away

[static axle]

i like how gear isnt op but abyss gears are. hence you can do whatever look and weapon you like with good gears in it

[static axle]

ohno, how devastating

[cunning bronze]

Yeah, I like that too. However, I wish boss weapons had special abilities in the weapon too

I found a cool shield but it doesn't have abyss sockets

So it's kinda ass in that regard sadly

[static axle]

yeah

[cunning bronze]

But it has a special ability

Hopefully they'll update that

[static axle]

i think there is a mod that adds sockets to everything, even rings have 1 slot

[cunning bronze]

They said that they will improve and deepen the "War" aspect

The thing is, the three month roadmap has been completed in a month

[slim magnet]

my opinion on video game women is that catalina fucking sucks and i don't get the i can fix her angle on her

[cunning bronze]

Yeah but I don't want to use mods tbh

[slim magnet]

that bitch is psycho

[cunning bronze]

Not really now with how often the game updates

[static axle]

true that

[marsh cargo]

which catalina ?

[cunning bronze]

There are some mods I wanted to try, like ragdoll and better physics, but the game updates so often that it breaks

[slim magnet]

san andreas

[marsh cargo]

aaaah

[cunning bronze]

So I might mod it in some months

[static axle]

ive been liking the ator's orb from darkbringer. which you can find without beating the boss

[cunning bronze]

The fact that enemies recapture strongholds does add some replayability albeit not much. It's fun, though

[cunning bronze]

Yea

I have a mix

[static axle]

i dont even know whats mine set at

[copper vapor]

the fact you can disable that is peak

[cunning bronze]

One of my swords has Crows pursuit, the other has spirit judgement

[slim magnet]

i've also never liked ashley in the original re4 despite being half of the game's gimmick

[copper vapor]

I don't want to have to keep reclearing the map every so often

[cunning bronze]

Probably regular

[cunning bronze]

It's fun in late game

You get goodies for capturing them again, and you can do so with the other two characters helping you out

[static axle]

oh yeah i forgot i have that too, i should probably look into adding all the bs gears into my sword

[cunning bronze]

Mm yeah

[static axle]

do all the speciality gears

[slim magnet]

like maybe for a first timer she can add to the gameplay but after so many replays the only thing ashley gets you is the "You can't leave Ashley behind!" prompt multiple when trying to go through a loading screen

[cunning bronze]

I know fire is the strongest element too

[slim magnet]

because the kid lagged behind

[cunning bronze]

And it has the strongest abyss heard

[static axle]

1 swing and 17 effects

[cunning bronze]

Gears

[cunning bronze]

Oh yeah

My two handed weapon has three effects I think

[static axle]

i mean ator's orb already spawn dmg orb each heavy swing so its a disco when i start swinging, so imagine adding some crows and shit into the mix

[cunning bronze]

Yeahh

It gets crazy

[static axle]

but i do like the game alot

[cunning bronze]

It's a lot of fun

[marsh cargo]

back to starsector

theme run it is

[cunning bronze]

I can't wait to build the other two characters

Damiane 😩

She's got some really nice clothing to get

[static axle]

[static axle]

but now i need sleep, keep posting pics so i can enjoy while at work

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Paulcamadonnas/status/2051633023381123150
@sour rivet

Paul Camadonna (@Paulcamadonnas)

Happy Birthday Meursault
#LimbusCompany #projectmoon

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 5, 2026, 12:00 PM

[raven swan]

The third party seller i buy welkins from has increased their prices

[marsh cargo]

[raven swan]

i was thinking of opening genshin but not anymore

The universe is sending me signs

[marsh cargo]

save yourself

2.5 days for voruna p

[slim magnet]

what's the appeal of gachas

[marsh cargo]

personally
team building

[slim magnet]

i mean as an """""""artist"""""" i see it from the fanart creation angle

[copper vapor]

feeding the gambling addiction

[slim magnet]

but the gameplay is consistently dogshit

[copper vapor]

where winds meet is 100% a sekiro-like

[marsh cargo]

because they are 99% phone games first

i mean is WWM a gacha ?

[slim magnet]

yeah but i mean gfl had actual thinking behind it as a mobile game first

[raven swan]

its less about gacha and more that i like genshin's world and combat

[marsh cargo]

it has a gacha but its hillariously expensive cosmetics

[copper vapor]

it technically is but the gacha aspect has zero effect on gameplay

[marsh cargo]

that sounds quite miserable

[raven swan]

whatever floats one's boat

[copper vapor]

all weapons, skills and abilities are earnable through regular gameplay (which involves insane grinding but at least there's little to no RNG or gacha bullshit)

[marsh cargo]

yeah just a normal game with an outfit gacha attached to it

[copper vapor]

so you're gonna be grinding for those skill upgrades
but getting them is guaranteed as long as you play the game

[marsh cargo]

play lost ark if you want gacha progression

[copper vapor]

in fact I'm almost getting "c6" on a couple skills

which will then make me uninstall

[raven swan]

i'll be honest i never had a pc that could run games, so a open world rpg-ish game with anime and decent combat that i could run on a dual core was my main hook

[copper vapor]

because that's my personal goal for the foreseeable future and I need to clear some HDD space to reinstall nioh 3

[raven swan]

[marsh cargo]

tldr on lost ark

you farm MAT for weeks

[copper vapor]

I've been scared away from playing that game by every one of my friends who play it

[marsh cargo]

for an ilevel upgrade
THAT CAN FAIL

and you lose all mats

do it again

[copper vapor]

combat is good the boss fights are awesome but there's all that grinding crap

[raven swan]

i've just recently got my pc fully in order so i can finally play SOME games from the 2010s at 60fps so i'm finally exploring decent games

[copper vapor]

gaming time

[marsh cargo]

korean mmo type shit

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

well at least you don't lose the GEAR ITSELF

(istg these older MMOs where upgrading your gear has a risk of destroying it)

[raven swan]

DON'T be too excited, its the i5 4690, and rx570 - the usability comes from a new ssd and an actual 1080p monitor

[marsh cargo]

gaming

[copper vapor]

I played a lot of Lineage 2 on a private server where they removed the risk of gear breaking when you upgrade it

[raven swan]

that sounds a bit too hardcore for me

[slim magnet]

who the fuck even is this character

[copper vapor]

that led to some... interesting moments

like

dudes with +50 weapons oneshotting each other

[raven swan]

the fucking squirrel from rivals

[marsh cargo]

marvel rivals squirrel girl

[copper vapor]

absolute DBZ power levels energy

[copper vapor]

who does the squirrel fuck

(I know the answer)

[marsh cargo]

spider man

[raven swan]

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

close, but no

[marsh cargo]

fuck if i know
im not into that geck shit

[raven swan]

lost ark moment

[marsh cargo]

its a shit game anyways

its like the red flag type of games one should NOT play

[raven swan]

then why the fuck would you suggest it to me

[marsh cargo]

i didnt

[copper vapor]

AYO

A Y O

I RAFF I RUSE

[marsh cargo]

i called it out as a warning to mobis

[raven swan]

Oooh

My b

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUiKnkVCV50

this is one of the few ubishit games I liked

oof

expensive

[pallid sapphire]

Is this vid new?

Ruse was great

[marsh cargo]

i cant believe it

i though i would never see this game again

[copper vapor]

today.

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/21970/view/679623176076920229?l=english

The dev team Eugen Systems managed to snatch it away from Ubisoft, it seems

and the game is now available on the Steam Store again

[marsh cargo]

did they remove the music ?

[copper vapor]

no idea

[raven swan]

strategy

[copper vapor]

it had licensed music? I forgot lol

[marsh cargo]

ooh come on

[copper vapor]

ye

[marsh cargo]

yeah thats why it was delisted
the contract was "no longer valid"

which is turbo dogshit

[raven swan]

lots of games go that way

[cunning bronze]

I need to sleep too but I'll post more tomorrow

[pallid sapphire]

I own the original

Sooo

Nothing changed

[snow tree]

There is a funny correlation between Germans and loving war games

[marsh cargo]

no they love gothic 2

and forklift games

its mostly english speaker countries that are very obsessed with war games

[snow tree]

I dunno

Laff doesn't seem to love Gothic

[marsh cargo]

prob because laff is looking for games that werent made in 2004

[snow tree]

Muh nostalgia, muh childtime, muh 90s

[raven swan]

Time to cyber the punk

wait no not yet

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/2KHX.gif

[pallid sapphire]

We are not polish

I like Gothic

But i like Wargames more

Especialy modern stuff

And the new tanker world record of the furthest kill was made on a Leopard 2

German superior tech

Fuck you brits

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIVXc7AFoPw

[hasty tusk]

https://github.com/Vandivier/ladderly-3/issues/639

[kindred leaf]

why does pepsi black taste more like coke than coke zero ?

[gray kettle]

[clear bough]

[real aspen]

How do I make a concave circle with 2 straight edges

[flat violet]

@celest plank

[green granite]

@little depot

[flat violet]

10/10

[pliant chasm]

insane image

[onyx vigil]

Hey does anyone know why people think mouse pi for hire is like woke or millennial writing or something like that? Because I have seen videos calling it “millennial writing”

[sick trail]

Iunno man, maybe it's worth playing by yourself to find out

[upbeat verge]

as a great scholar once said
"But the people are...retarded..."

dont get influenced man
go play the game if its good great if its bad move on

[pliant chasm]

millennial writing doesn't necessarily mean woke

[sick trail]

"Woke" and maybe it's that one part where the PI passes with a woman's ID (she gave him the ID to go pass)

[pliant chasm]

probably the writing

idk i didn't play it yet

[sick trail]

I will someday

[latent hazel]

Dont they just say the guard is an idiot

[sick trail]

Dunno, have to go get the game

It's been on my radar for a bit

[latent hazel]

Good, I am in full support of ai if people that use it for important things suffer immense negative consequences

[pliant chasm]

why does steam popular search always gotta have at least 1 porn game

and it's always shitty ai ones

[latent hazel]

Because it tracks your ovulation cycle through the censor in your mouse

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1465392063561465859/1500607143600980189/yesmatey-2x.gif

[rocky turtle]

i were sleeping

[verbal lodge]

promeia looking good
i swear im not into bondage,.,.

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm @sick trail
6th of may day of national armed forces and St. Georges day

[sick trail]

Armed Forces day tomorrow

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail

[orchid lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269528901986549771/1389973479205502986/ezgif-6bf10002c094e01.gif

[timber oxide]

Pass

[pliant chasm]

just no hit a boss

im becoming monki

[verbal lodge]

but she aura farms like crazy,
and is tied up during it

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-promeia-promeia-zzz-promeia-gif-870226588066984366

[timber oxide]

Don't care

[clear bough]

people said a lot yet ive not seen any of them actually play the game

i havent either but

[sick trail]

Volgin from MGS3 did it better

[timber oxide]

I can send a bunch of clips when I'm on PC

[clear bough]

yelan at home

[sick trail]

We love our gay soviet man

[timber oxide]

But Yelan is the temu product here

[clear bough]

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna shoot him with a water pistol

[clear bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965472450550837268/982440662966349844/caption.gif

[verbal lodge]

volgin lost to an rpg

kuwabara my ass

[timber oxide]

Call me when Billy Prime

Actually, don't call me, the apology letter still didn't arrive at my desk

[verbal lodge]

im sorry to break it to you
but billy is directly before a Void Hunter like the rest of the males

[timber oxide]

Why should I care, Krast

Why do you think that would affect anything

How fucking stupid are you

[timber oxide]

Don't answer that, I know you're dumb as fuck

[clear bough]

all of them hot

[verbal lodge]

ig his sales will still be high, cuz billy has alot of fans

[clear bough]

except left middle

[verbal lodge]

i guess they can willingly brick their accounts as they please

[timber oxide]

I don't fucking care about the sales

[sick trail]

What the fuck are you even talking about

[timber oxide]

He's tarded

[sick trail]

Are you trying to justify your gacha posting with sales numbers

Are you tewpid

[verbal lodge]

and i already own the superior rupture clanker

https://tenor.com/view/banyue-banyue-zzz-gif-14250119380813267986

[timber oxide]

Can we ban him

[clear bough]

bro is just ignoring

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/grace-ashcroft-grace-re9-grace-resident-evil-grace-ashcroft-kitty-grace-ashcroft-cat-gif-18230982477287068939

Him rn

[timber oxide]

Or can we at least send him to brainfart

[clear bough]

jail channel for gacha posters

[timber oxide]

No because then I'd go to jail too

And that means I'd have to share a room with that idiot

[snow tree]

Counter offer

Ban all gacha users and gacha talk

[real aspen]

counter offer

[snow tree]

Win for everyone involved

[real aspen]

explode

[timber oxide]

Ban all poles

[snow tree]

Another solid proposition

[real aspen]

the typebar is brighter than other stuff now

[snow tree]

Sab you should check your HDD and not type

[verbal lodge]

ban all gun talk,
there's quite a few gweebs in here

[snow tree]

Cagsloppers

[real aspen]

gweebs

[timber oxide]

How about we just ban krast

[clear bough]

ban krast

[snow tree]

+1

[real aspen]

gweeb would be like

someone who wants to be a gun

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-maribel-hearn-hifuu-hifuu-club-gif-9026893078862640386

[timber oxide]

Ban krast to achieve world peace

[clear bough]

wouldnt it be geeb

[real aspen]

idk

[timber oxide]

goob

[snow tree]

Mmmmmmm banana, blueberry, orange smoothie 😋

[clear bough]

weeb

geeb

[rocky turtle]

no

[real aspen]

pyr is my favorite goob

:3

[timber oxide]

Ban Droon as well

Ban all testers

Also kick Sab

[snow tree]

Keep Droon ban Grim

[rocky turtle]

Ban Pyrson too

[timber oxide]

That's a solid deal

[real aspen]

ban all of offtopic

[rocky turtle]

[verbal lodge]

[timber oxide]

Ban the entire server

[clear bough]

ban all of newbies personally

[timber oxide]

Ban Dry

[real aspen]

fuck newbies

[snow tree]

Mods should give us one free ban every month frfr

We vote for it

[real aspen]

vote flop

[timber oxide]

We would just ban josta over and over again

[real aspen]

(i've no idea what flop has done)

[sick trail]

You're going in the artist box

[rocky turtle]

what about xalrider?

[timber oxide]

Another solid idea

[rocky turtle]

🤝

[timber oxide]

What does it even mean

[sick trail]

[timber oxide]

So...

How much does it cost

To ban krast

[real aspen]

3 comissions

[timber oxide]

Oh hell nah

Krast can live

[upbeat verge]

@real aspen @sick trail @verbal lodge

[real aspen]

oh hey that's my icbm

[upbeat verge]

aaaha

[timber oxide]

Did you remember to put the payload in

[real aspen]

no it's aimed at one thing in particular

i dunno what thing

but fuck whatever it hits

[timber oxide]

I hope it hits krast

Straight in the nuts

[raven swan]

We got hail mixed with the rain today

Rare occurance

[timber oxide]

I rate it 6/10

[real aspen]

it's hairing

the more extreme version of snoring

[timber oxide]

Sab

Please don't speak ever again

Thanks

[real aspen]

i shall write instead then

[timber oxide]

[raven swan]

Sweer

[real aspen]

ya'll get alerts for thunderstorms?

[timber oxide]

If I got 3 wishes from a genie I would wish for all of krast's online accounts to be nuked 3 times

[raven swan]

Why

What's the lore

[timber oxide]

He still didn't send me that apology letter

[raven swan]

For fucking your mom?

[verbal lodge]

damn, don't inhale too much chemtrails now
you'll get lung cancer at 26

[timber oxide]

I cast
Lung lobster

[clear bough]

i might make my own pfp

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[real aspen]

can we eat it after?

[raven swan]

I'm hungary

Almond

[clear bough]

im eating it myself

[timber oxide]

You're eating yourself?

[rocky turtle]

[clear bough]

no my pfp

[timber oxide]

Does that still count as selfcest

[raven swan]

Cannibalism

[timber oxide]

Oh that kind of eating

[clear bough]

well are you sparkle

[timber oxide]

I hate Sparkle all my homies hate Sparkle

[raven swan]

Correction needed

[rocky turtle]

[clear bough]

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna rewrite my genie wishes

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Krast gets nuked 2 times and Sparkle gets rewritten from existence

Hold up

[clear bough]

[timber oxide]

Krast gets nuked at an unspecified moment in the future, Sparkle gets removed from history and everyone in this server is now a gacha addict of varying degree of severity

Those are my wishes

[rocky turtle]

can i take nuke for the Krast pretty please?

[timber oxide]

Like, you want to do the nuking?

[raven swan]

Wish for chicken tendies for all of offtopic instead of useless shit like gacha

[rocky turtle]

yes im gonna eat it

[timber oxide]

No I want you all to suffer

Because you make me suffer

[kindred leaf]

that reminds me the place where i buy chicken has cheap dino nuggets

[timber oxide]

Ok but it will still explode and nuke Krast

[rocky turtle]

nooo not my boy krast

[clear bough]

i dont think my life would change much

[timber oxide]

Mine would improve significantly

Man, I could just wish for infinite money but instead I'm making everyone's lives worse

[rocky turtle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

[clear bough]

the goverment

[timber oxide]

That would be infinite debt, which technically still counts as infinite money

[raven swan]

Venezuela grindset

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7608148914884360710

"The Government" sounds like a tarot card

[rocky turtle]

car

[timber oxide]

Oh, hold up

[timber oxide]

He called my fleet trash

I need to verify something

@verbal lodge weren't you muted or at least warned once for spamming fumos

[raven swan]

Will show my fleet when I hope back on

In class rn

I'm going full UAF

[timber oxide]

I'm waiting for my car's brakes to be fixed

Which is the only reason why I'm actually up in the morning

[verbal lodge]

no, but josta got close to once

man hated fumos

[timber oxide]

Josta hated a lot of things

[timber oxide]

My fleet is just friends I made along the way

There's one UAF carrier in there which I built specifically to replace my Condor

[raven swan]

No I've entered a contract of indenturesd servitude with Her Highness Queen Aeria Charlotte Yuki, to serve and further the goals and ambitions of the United Aurora Federation in the Persean Sector

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

I've entered a contract with myself, Supreme Commander Pyrson, to lead my people to a peaceful existence through excessive violence towards people who dared to stand in my way

And since UAF were the first to offer an alliance this run, we're gucci

My flagship being the pirate modification of the mighty Onslaught serves as a symbol of how mentally unstable I am

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

Would've been a shame to torch your fleet with the XL semibreves

[timber oxide]

If I could put my faction on the alignment chart, we would be chaotic neutral

[raven swan]

I would be gooner

[timber oxide]

Based on my experience so far this run, you'd think my ship is gone and then it would emerge from the explosion and unleash a full devastating salvo from the front cannons in your general direction

That piece of scrap has already survived getting nuked twice

[raven swan]

Sir I said XL

There's an XL variant of the semibreves now

[timber oxide]

How much damage does it do

[raven swan]

13.5k per torpedo i think

[timber oxide]

I live

[raven swan]

If fired in pairs?

[timber oxide]

Partial armor regeneration, 40k partially repairing hull

Shields

[raven swan]

[timber oxide]

Yeah I think I can take that

[raven swan]

Modslop beats modslop

[timber oxide]

And it's not even the craziest ship I've seen

It's just the craziest I know how to use

[raven swan]

Dude have you seen the houndslaught

[timber oxide]

Bear in mind I outfitted this ship to not care about damage

[timber oxide]

No, sounds interesting

[raven swan]

Onslaught made of

Hounds

[timber oxide]

Oh my fucking

Anyways, yes I could take a breve salvo or two

As long as the battle doesn't exceed my peak performance timer, I'm fine

Which is

800s

[raven swan]

It splits on command

[timber oxide]

Delete this

76k hull omg

Don't delete

Give me

[raven swan]

Usc has its videos dude

Shits like found footage

[timber oxide]

That's peak pirate tactics

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[raven swan]

Christ

Why would you take that fight

[timber oxide]

I was ambushed by the nexus by two ordos

[raven swan]

[timber oxide]

Didn't plan to it just happened

[verbal lodge]

hideous low tech abomination

🥸

[timber oxide]

Like I did plan to destroy the nexus

But not with 2 extra fleets along the way

The nexus was parked in a magnetic field and it concealed those two fuckers

[verbal lodge]

free alpha cores

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[timber oxide]

1600 supplies to recover

(I got 2400 from the battle tho)

[raven swan]

Whats your battle size?

@verbal lodge you okay buddy? It can't be so good that you're in there for so long

Inb4 "not even god can pull me out"

[chrome ginkgo]

Fellas

I just realized my RAM has been set back to 2133mhz for who knows how long

Probably since the post upgrade scare in January

😭

I fixed it but damn

[raven swan]

RAM?

Jump 'em chat

Nvm chats fucking dead

[chrome ginkgo]

YOU CANT TAKE MY RAM

[snow tree]

Only 3600 meh

Not worth the hassle to jump em

[verbal lodge]

new banner gaming

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-gaming-cirno-gaming-fumo-touhou-gif-25772904

now that you mention it though i should be getting off soon

usually log in for 5 mins and fuck off

[raven swan]

Hydration check too

[rocky turtle]

[pliant chasm]

[timber oxide]

What are you doing in there for 5m, it only takes 1m to do dailies

[timber oxide]

Default

[verbal lodge]

depends on the game
usually spending stamina, but endfield dailies take up to 30 minutes cant be assed doing any of that,.,.

[timber oxide]

I'm talking zzz specifically, dumbass

[verbal lodge]

goon, what else is there to do in zzz

[timber oxide]

Play the game?

[sick trail]

Oh, it's not a bit?

You just have it installed for gooning reasons?

[timber oxide]

Apparently

Wasting disk space for gooning, smh

Just visit r34

[verbal lodge]

[timber oxide]

I can take your zzz account, you don't treat it well anyways

I will even give you a discount

You only have to pay me 10 kekcoins

[verbal lodge]

maybe before promeia release, now it's value is too high
also kekcoins are plummeting

[chrome ginkgo]

It is just baby DDR4 I bought in 2024 😭

Needed a good high end match for the 5800x3d I got

better than the 16gb 3200 I had before

[timber oxide]

The value of your account is low because it belongs to you and it lowers the value by 90%

[chrome ginkgo]

https://fxtwitter.com/jamesjjohnson83/status/2051510916315754819?s=20

jamesjohnson (@jamesjjohnson83)

↩ (@Pirat_Nation)
@Pirat_Nation "So it looks like we can set you up with 32gb of DDR6 at 5.4% on a 20 year term with $10,000 down, how does that sound?"

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FxTwitter · May 5, 2026, 3:54 AM

[chrome ginkgo]

RAM being a concept worthy of a mortgage scares me

[pallid sapphire]

You posting it right when prices go down again

When the bubble bursts i will swim in RAM like Scrooge Mcduck

[gray kettle]

That would hurt

All the sharp corners

[rocky turtle]

[gray kettle]

I will stay with my AM4 hardware

I don't even play modern unoptimized games

Why would I need 5080 to play Heroes 3

[upbeat verge]

@frozen void @gray kettle me and family went to a different town just because they have a turkish supermarket

[frozen void]

cool

i have been to work

[gray kettle]

Work painful

Meanwhile Ivan enjoying a free day

[celest plank]

Up n da club guitar cover

[upbeat verge]

national holiday

[pallid sapphire]

Whats twinkeling twinker

[raven geyser]

And yet turkish supermarket is open?

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2051761115697422408

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Steam Controller and Puck CAD files now available https://steamcommunity.com/groups/steam_hardware/announcements/detail/702141174212723353

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 5, 2026, 8:29 PM

[upbeat verge]

yes its turkish

not bulgarian

[hexed stag]

What is the strategy behind this?

[sick trail]

"Make your own Steam controller, mod it how you like"

Makes scalping hard when technically anyone can just go and build it themselves

[hexed stag]

incredible

[sick trail]

Combined with the fact that you can report scalpers on ebay

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[clear bough]

people scalping anything

[clear bough]

[proven tundra]

Hopefully not scalping cheese

[rocky turtle]

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/conducteur-train-conducteur-de-train-sncf-ter-gif-23179137

[upbeat verge]

road limitt is 90
dad passes by a truck driving with 110
romanian registration
@frozen void

aaalo

[pliant chasm]

get these romanian truckers off the roaaaaad!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/smiley-face-burger-king-burger-king-happy-burger-king-whopper-burger-king-racism-gif-935276361237906854

[proven tundra]

[frozen void]

[timid hollow]

Okay laff

Where the fuck did you find a key for World in conflict

[pallid sapphire]

Whats worse than being Romanian? ||BEING BULGARIAN nah just joking its both bad||

[pallid sapphire]

I bought it back then

[timid hollow]

Ah okay

Because i find nothing

[pallid sapphire]

Give me one second

https://www.gog.com/de/game/world_in_conflict_complete_edition?currencyCode=EUR&countryCode=DE&gogID=GAD_DE_MAX_PURCH_PROD_SMART_ONG&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=16524839185&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxd-dtb2klAMV_YVoCR0CkDalEAQYASABEgJyLfD_BwE

Bang

GoG babyyyyy

[timid hollow]

Nah want it on steam

But found a steam key rn

[pallid sapphire]

O

[pliant meteor]

Time for more sleb

[proven tundra]

https://fxtwitter.com/FadeAwayMedia/status/2051770719302770860

FADE (@FadeAwayMedia)

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHO JUST WON A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE 😭

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FxTwitter · May 5, 2026, 9:07 PM

TUNG TUNG TUNG

[pliant chasm]

TRIPLE T MY GOAT

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[covert shard]

World in conflict is such a good rts

Probably biased

[gray kettle]

I would kill to get a proper C&C Generals remake

[covert shard]

Since that was the only true RTS game I actually played

[gray kettle]

The fucking main menu theme still plays in my head to this day

[pliant chasm]

c&c and wc3 are the only rts game i played a bunch

[covert shard]

Make a fan remake of CC generals on the world in conflict engine

[covert shard]

There is a third world in conflict game?

[pliant chasm]

warcraft 3

[gray kettle]

I know there are C&CGenerals overhauls for like Red alert 3

[proven tundra]

Total Annihilation was my most played rts

So good

[gray kettle]

But what bugs me in those is that the flying units all behave like Hoverjets

Man I loved doing backdoor Comanche raids online

My fav unit

[covert shard]

Me: OMW to defend the bridge to San Francisco against the soviet invasion:

It was really chaotic and Fun strategizing my humble defense as fucking 5 t80's closed in on me

[gray kettle]

Some say that RTS games are slowly coming back

Would be lovely to see the genre come back alive instead of constant multiplayer trash

And as much as I don't like Modern Blizzard I still Love StarCraft and Warcraft games

A proper StarCraft movie (not a life action) which would utilize in-game rendering etc would be such a fucking banger

[noble basin]

[verbal nimbus]

That random mention of C&C now makes me want to play Renegade X multiplayer again lol.

[celest plank]

Im gonna rape you

With consent

So its gonna be sex

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/197522382305361921/1286514478321762315/ALL_OF_YOU_ARE_NI.gif

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/idiotic-buddies-idiotic-buddys-dumbledoreshrug-dumbledore-can't-win-with-dumbledore-gif-6643749937216476171

[upbeat verge]

@tiny notch ❤️

[timid hollow]

thats what im saying

for a lot of games actually

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/forgive-me-brother-andrew-ruthless-s1e19-im-sorry-gif-25018316

[upbeat verge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-CY7339MgiK0KbIk8Do

[timid hollow]

the studio that animated the starship trooper movies and appleseed alpha would be so good for that, i love their animation

[upbeat verge]

I thought youre better than this rain