╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

ahoy release schedule
filthy copycat

[pallid sapphire]

there was way to many jokes inside 1 minute including Epstein diddeling

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

diddy dee

[timber oxide]

Having shit release schedule is also so common it might as well be copying

[midnight flame]

Yeah that's maxor

[pallid sapphire]

Should i replay Armored Core 6 and shit on Minmaxing my Core ?

Oh wait that ends in Tank 4x MInigun build

nvm

[midnight flame]

Turn into a cute Vtuber, you can keep stealing but if your tits are big enough they will not care

[pallid sapphire]

turn into

KV-8

[copper vapor]

we already have one of those here

or had

[green granite]

Damn

Idk if they announced it

[green granite]

Or you know when inv here

[midnight flame]

That will be me on the future, i just need to stop being broke so i can afford the model

[oblique belfry]

i cant with these dumbass questions

[pallid sapphire]

You know when you get an Inv on the 11th

[oblique belfry]

fuck history

fuck whoever made these tests

fuck the government

[pallid sapphire]

Doges last words

Rest in Kebab meat

May the Garlic Sauce be with you

[little depot]

🚬

[copper vapor]

[midnight flame]

Are you not a big fan of the governmet?

[covert shard]

@upbeat verge https://youtu.be/ZUZd4Oa9Wn8?si=8cfokUQ-1ixLALos

[pallid sapphire]

Azu dayo

[covert shard]

30 on 30

[little depot]

Lafayette dayo

[pallid sapphire]

Azu dayo

[copper vapor]

nigerun dayo

[little depot]

Lafayette dayo

[oblique belfry]

Miku dayo

[pallid sapphire]

Azu dayo

[little depot]

Doge dayo

[midnight flame]

Skibidi dayo

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/griddy-miku--k01KQT0TB1VVZB8J7VQTCFYHJYX

[pallid sapphire]

Doge Mayo

[oblique belfry]

laff ketchup

[covert shard]

Apparently, according to doulingo, "Miku" can also mean "Meat" in hiragana

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/cartman-red-rocket-dog-gif-5618567

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-gif-18018626709397924676

[covert shard]

Fatty, hag, chimera

[pallid sapphire]

that stupid south park episode

[copper vapor]

cartman jerked off a dog

[little depot]

No not really

Duolingo is retarded slop

And ai too

[sour rivet]

it is actively going on in the gif

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLYmRRfjngc

[pallid sapphire]

Multiple times to add on that

[little depot]

Uhhhh

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/katana-zero--k01KQT0WSJKSR402EX7TVYYK8ZM

[little depot]

That is a gif of all time.

[tiny notch]

i think my math went wrong somewhere

[copper vapor]

Niku means 'meat'

[little depot]

I guess.

[sick trail]

Do you mean NIKU?

[little depot]

Niguel

[covert shard]

Holy pins

Give me a second

[little depot]

@covert shard

Flag

[pallid sapphire]

Ah yes

The Penis man

[random canopy]

Good choice of tunes

[little depot]

Is pipnik even alive

[oblique belfry]

i just want katana zero dlc man

[little depot]

It's 2 bucks

[pallid sapphire]

For now

[little depot]

Not on my watch

[oblique belfry]

ASKIISOFT

WHERE IS MY DLC

[random canopy]

Where pipnik?

[pallid sapphire]

what about

@flat parcel

[copper vapor]

I didn't have my old man nap this morning and now I can barely function

[pallid sapphire]

i had my nap an hour ago

[pallid sapphire]

I had a massive headache

[pallid sapphire]

Why is this cute

[random canopy]

Catlops

[covert shard]

?

Fym "flag"

[little depot]

Flag

[covert shard]

Poke le eye

[pallid sapphire]

Flag

[covert shard]

???

[covert shard]

🇧🇷?

[little depot]

VRAZIL MWNETIOEND

[quiet yew]

https://tenor.com/view/ayrton-senna-beco-f1-gif-10664293708536095322

[covert shard]

Fuckin' hell

Okay soo... As always I think I got confused

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[covert shard]

I read it wrong apparently

[pallid sapphire]

ofc

Brasil

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/brasil-brazil-hetalia-hetalia-brasil-hetalia-brazil-gif-16821047676259953643

[covert shard]

Must be confusing Miku with "mizu"

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-plush-kasane-teto-plush-crush-it-gif-16166927453889012815

[quiet yew]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-brazilian-miku-miku-brasileira-animation-gif-10888865808054237003

[little depot]

Your ai hag bores me

[quiet yew]

brazil miku

[covert shard]

Arrombada

[timber oxide]

That's not even my ai hag

[pallid sapphire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/367570991834202112/782715089127079936/D_Gif.gif

[timber oxide]

I'm not even italian

[quiet yew]

[quiet yew]

exactly what an italian would say

[covert shard]

Exactly was an undercover Italian would say

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125

[timber oxide]

No nie wiem, ostatnio jak sprawdzałem to mi wyszło że jestem polak ale chuj, jak sobie uważacie

[pallid sapphire]

p!translate en No nie wiem, ostatnio jak sprawdzałem to mi wyszło że jestem polak ale chuj, jak sobie uważacie

[muted gyro]

Original

No nie wiem, ostatnio jak sprawdzałem to mi wyszło że jestem polak ale chuj, jak sobie uważacie

English

Well, I don't know, the last time I checked it turned out that I was Polish, but fuck, whatever you think

[timber oxide]

That's actually not bad

[quiet yew]

to víš, že jo, mladej, jseš italskej špión

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-clowntoclown-conversation-telepathy-clowns-gif-25167584

[pallid sapphire]

Pancake übersetzt eigentlich immer recht gut.Selbst wenn es so ne Hurensohn Sprache ist wie Polnisch.

[covert shard]

O kurwa

[timber oxide]

Gdzie

[little depot]

Flag languages

[little depot]

Kurwa mác

[timber oxide]

Azu

Weź spierdalaj

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/polska-better-call-saul-poland-november11th-11listopada-gif-23750177

[pallid sapphire]

p!translate en Pancake übersetzt eigentlich immer recht gut.Selbst wenn es so ne Hurensohn Sprache ist wie Polnisch.

[muted gyro]

Original

Pancake übersetzt eigentlich immer recht gut.Selbst wenn es so ne Hurensohn Sprache ist wie Polnisch.

English

Pancake actually always translates quite well, even if it's a son of a bitch language like Polish.

[pallid sapphire]

See perfect translation

even with punctuation

[timber oxide]

I do understand german, thank you very much

I just can't speak it

[pallid sapphire]

My secret weapon

[timber oxide]

It's essentially the same with japanese

I do understand japanese

[covert shard]

p!translate Sera que o pancake pode traduzir português?

[timber oxide]

And I can speak it a little

But not very much

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/task-failed-successfully-failed-task-unsuccessful-gif-12712941334656975969

[little depot]

Pismaricon

[muted gyro]

That language is not supported.

[covert shard]

LOL

He can't

Lmao

[timber oxide]

You didn't specify the language

[left mantle]

you need to put in a language.

[timber oxide]

Dumbass

[pallid sapphire]

p!trasnlate en Sera que o pancake pode traduzir português?

[covert shard]

Ag

[left mantle]

Laf

[timber oxide]

Laff

[oblique belfry]

i wonder if josta and s5 saw the recap videos

[timber oxide]

I can't

[left mantle]

p!translate en Sera que o pancake pode traduzir português?

[pallid sapphire]

oh fuck xD

[muted gyro]

Original

Sera que o pancake pode traduzir português?

English

Could pancake translate into Portuguese?

[covert shard]

How advanced is your Japanese?

[pallid sapphire]

ANYWAY DUMBFUCK YOU FORGOT THE PROMPT TO WHICH LANGUAGE TO TRANSLATE

[covert shard]

Translated good enough

[pallid sapphire]

my writing issues aside

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-cat-okay-cat-cat-ok-cat-okay-thumbs-up-crying-cat-gif-14516071108819125230

[left mantle]

3rd times the charm

[timber oxide]

I studied it for 5 years in a university
I understand most spoken japanese, can kinda read and can talk on a very basic level, I can write in hiragana and katakana and a few basic kanji

[pallid sapphire]

We failed together

[covert shard]

Didn't needed to scream at me like that

I might have undiagnosed autism

[pallid sapphire]

Im german,its in my blood

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

just like letting out gases

I have adhd and autism

welcome to the club

my kids gonna get the fun package

[timber oxide]

Basically if you ask me to watch a japanese show I will understand but don't fucking ask me to translate

[little depot]

このチャットは同性愛者の匂いがプンプンするkkk

[pallid sapphire]

Azu is gae

[little depot]

Close enough

[covert shard]

Trying to self learn with doulingo, from what I heard, there are better alternatives like Renshuu, but it cannot run on my cellphone soo I am sticking with duolingo

[little depot]

Duolingo fucking sucks

[timber oxide]

The best alternative is to have someone actually teach you

[pallid sapphire]

Duolingo really sucks

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1CmGa2ZPlE

[copper vapor]

it sucks and fucks at the same time?

[covert shard]

Gee fuckin' mcGee, got any words of wisdom for me?

[little depot]

Sneed's seed and feed

[timber oxide]

Very flexible

[covert shard]

That I shouldn't pay my taxes?

Oh piss off

[little depot]

Move to Akihabara

[pallid sapphire]

@oblique belfry thats your fault i get this recommended

[covert shard]

Don't do this to me, I will look it up

[little depot]

Just don't look at rent prices

And you'll be fine

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrXrNEYvJWo

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/ao8nv7F8yUo aw yeeee

now i gotta wait for the cow

[timber oxide]

If you ever want to know how black people felt like during slavery you can just move to japan (they are very racist)

[quiet abyss]

and thats that, ogryn ranged is done

[little depot]

@forest acorn

[little depot]

Unpopular opinion

It's slightly better if ur white

[real aspen]

Buh

[little depot]

As long as your not black or god forbid another type of asian

[real aspen]

Renshuu works on phone

[little depot]

It's generally tolerable

[timber oxide]

[covert shard]

Not mine allarently

[real aspen]

Buh

[covert shard]

Fuck

[real aspen]

Use the browser

[little depot]

But tbh that's basically all of east asia

[covert shard]

I am bloody a mixture

I am Brown

Not black

[little depot]

Yeah no

[covert shard]

But brown

[little depot]

You are uh

[real aspen]

Skill issue

[little depot]

Enemy number one

In Japan

[oblique belfry]

vro

[covert shard]

Soo I cannot move to Japan?

[little depot]

I meannn

[sour rivet]

you are still a foreigner

[timber oxide]

I fucking swear, if it's another wobble edit, I'm feeding Birb to the swamp crocodiles

[covert shard]

This seems... Expensive at least

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_100UgXbZLE

[sour rivet]

throw me to the crocs and ill come out with new clothes

[covert shard]

6 whole fuckin' minutes of wobble edits omg

[oblique belfry]

its peak cinema

[timber oxide]

That's the plan

[sour rivet]

its either croc clothes or my skin

[little depot]

My mom's half Japanese and I'm still a foreigner

[oblique belfry]

the cosplay is on point

[covert shard]

Besides the hair... Yeah

[little depot]

Is that supposed to be Jimmy Butler

[covert shard]

J.j jamerson

[oblique belfry]

live action ytp is wild

[little depot]

Oans

[timber oxide]

WHERE IS HE

WHERE IS OMNIMAN

[quiet abyss]

i have helbore, chainaxe and bone saw for human characters, and then i have the shovel, power maul and slab shield for ogryn, then im done all the weapons

[oblique belfry]

are you sure ?

[little depot]

🦞

[quiet abyss]

dj khalid reference

[covert shard]

Hmm... I might be considered a a weaboo, since I am trying to learn japanese because I want to move to japan

[copper vapor]

baka gaijin

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

enjoy the xenophobia and the work culture

[covert shard]

Yeah yeah.

[pallid sapphire]

Try to be a Wehraboo

[left mantle]

Both are truly cringe

[covert shard]

Wehrabo?

[little depot]

I don't think any wehraboos live in germany

[covert shard]

Wehrabo?

Fuck

[pallid sapphire]

Well its people dressing in 1945 uniforms for fun

[covert shard]

... Larpers then?

[little depot]

The the konigstiger could easily explode a m1 Abrams

[left mantle]

Worse.

[covert shard]

Live Action Role-Play?

[little depot]

Weaboo but for evil Germany

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zu2VARVsb8

also this is a banger

[timber oxide]

So that's basically that one time the chat kept spamming "are you sure" but in video form

[covert shard]

People who actively think they are that one specific "race" and yet are nothing like the "supposed" descriptions?

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

Not quite that far generally.

[pallid sapphire]

[little depot]

Nah

That's only Twitter

[covert shard]

Explain then

[little depot]

And nick Fuentes

[copper vapor]

college buddy went to Japan for 2 years to get citizenship
even being 100% japanese (both his parents are JP) and even knowing how to speak fluent japanese, he still had a hard time over there

[covert shard]

Who is Nick Fuentes? To be exactly?

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wehraboo

[covert shard]

I never heard of that name before

[left mantle]

Lucky you

[covert shard]

Ah...

[quiet abyss]

man i dont even know how to explain

[little depot]

Don't worry about it baby boy

[covert shard]

Man, I old as GTA 4 dawg... Please

[covert shard]

Be mercyful on me

[covert shard]

Soo... Teen kids once they heard about the Wermacht weapons and tanks?

[copper vapor]

this theme kinda reminds me of world of warplanes

[pallid sapphire]

i love these

[timber oxide]

Does being a big fan of WWII era german tanks makes me a wehraboo?

[copper vapor]

yes

[little depot]

If you dick ride the panzer 4 or tigers

[covert shard]

Do you conside the Wermacht to be the ultimate army of histor

[little depot]

Yes

[quiet abyss]

i mean do you preach of their superiority or smth

[pallid sapphire]

Makes me instantly a Nazi cause im German duhhhhh

[quiet abyss]

if not? then not really

if you do? yes

[covert shard]

That one comedian in live televion

[timber oxide]

If they had no issues, maybe

But they had issues

[covert shard]

Hipi hipi!

[quiet abyss]

i think the mp40 is neato

[covert shard]

Plently

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ang6Fw9Ff2k

[little depot]

Me when my trans explodes for no fucking reason

[quiet abyss]

[pallid sapphire]

That one was peak

[covert shard]

Yeah, Germany technology in ww2 was really impressive

[dreamy moth]

[hexed stag]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-think-monkey-tiger-CncEX02H3bxf6NjbK4

[timber oxide]

It is my belief that if Tigers were perfectly working machines 100% of the time then they would be the best tanks of WWII, but they weren't even working 50% of the time

[quiet abyss]

its not that impressive tbh, i just like its design

[covert shard]

They made the first "functional" prototype of the ICBM

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

For the time I mean

[little depot]

I mean

[quiet abyss]

thompson was impressive, albeit heavy

and that was even older

[little depot]

1 tiger vs one bajillion t34s

Who wins

[pallid sapphire]

i love the fact that we had Radar in the Bismarck and it was sunk cause the Radar couldnt target the Swordfish that torped it properly cause it was just way to slow

[quiet abyss]

first versions from 1918ish, but it was kinda shit

[timber oxide]

1 tiger

[covert shard]

They Effectively did the first jet powered fighter in history I think

[little depot]

Oh and also a bajillion Shermans

[quiet abyss]

technically yeah

[covert shard]

Lmao

[hexed stag]

too expensive for a military weapon. Hence the M3 Grease Gun was created

[timber oxide]

Hold up lemme check something

[quiet abyss]

and why the mp40 wasnt so common after a while

[copper vapor]

1 tiger vs 1 overstressed transmission system
who would win

[little depot]

People tend to forget war is about logistics

[left mantle]

wehraboos just remind me of the jojo character

[upbeat verge]

binding of isaac the type of game where Satan happily accepts your credit card

[little depot]

One tiger vs it's vertical drive not collapsing in on itself

[timber oxide]

So apparently Tiger I could carry 92 shells

[copper vapor]

stroheim?

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah when we didnt have the rare metals to produce quality our tanks broke down like crazy

[covert shard]

It was heavy and especially expensive to manufacture at the time, 35 dollars per gun I think? Hence one of the reasons it was partially fased out by the M3 grease gun

[timber oxide]

So if you throw 93 T-34s at it

Then T-34 win

[quiet abyss]

i know that

acting like im retarded

[copper vapor]

.45 go brrr tho

[quiet abyss]

im just pointing out its older, thats just my point

[quiet abyss]

M3 was .45 too

[left mantle]

[quiet abyss]

it just wasnt brr, it was chug chug

[covert shard]

Thompson production cost: 35 dollars

Grease gun: 3.5 dollars, that type of price differebce

[timber oxide]

Anyways since Tigers weren't even working 50% of the time I give the award of best WWII tank to Sherman

[quiet abyss]

the grease gun was able to be made in bicycle factories

of course its cheap as dirt

[pallid sapphire]

Why is the air spicy

[little depot]

It was clearly the asu 57

[pallid sapphire]

Thats why it looks like an air pump

[timber oxide]

Because asu is a bit like azu?

[dreamy moth]

dunno

[quiet abyss]

or a grease gun...

[copper vapor]

azu 57?

[little depot]

Yes

[tiny notch]

holy shit

[timber oxide]

That's a fair argument

[copper vapor]

azu 67

[hexed stag]

You mean 'grease gun'

[verbal gate]

booo

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[verbal gate]

get off the stage

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-days-without-nonsense-gif-26130271

seriously

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/boX1E.gif

[pallid sapphire]

Fettpumpe

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-away-gif-13653609800890535042

[pallid sapphire]

Grease pump

your translation doesnt work

[copper vapor]

fartpump

[timber oxide]

shitpump

[covert shard]

"Hans we need a functional transmission"

"More armör you say?"

"Nein! Better transmission!"

"Bigger cannön you say?"

"Goddamit hans!"

"Ship cannön you say?

"Jà Hans, já"

[timber oxide]

Sounds familiar

[copper vapor]

what about the D point

[verbal gate]

me at C spraying down a hallway just in hopes of stalling for even 3 seconds more cuz I'm scared as shit

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture

im 6 weapons from being done

masteries

[covert shard]

"Man, I think we are losing , I think we have a spy in our team"

"isn't that right? HEINRICH? that doesn't sound American to me"

https://youtu.be/z6wmO4CbjjQ?si=37qZId2kQWBBDATn

[copper vapor]

isn't that reich

[pallid sapphire]

Nein

Nein

NEIN

[verbal gate]

9

[covert shard]

That one soviet tank hunter?

[pallid sapphire]

Neun

[little depot]

The shit box withal a gun

Yes

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

The Shitbox

[timber oxide]

I don't know about you but I trust that guy completely

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/DI5gJmV8myk?si=c9v3N1WCXF23BMu-&t=22

[covert shard]

The death box®™ then

[pallid sapphire]

my wood needs medical

[covert shard]

Hmm very ironic for you to say

[timber oxide]

I have no idea what you mean

[covert shard]

Didn't you told us that you were what? Italian?

Or was it POLISH?

[copper vapor]

I just love Jaro Tapal's voice.

the obstacle becomes the way

[tiny notch]

same

jaro tapal is the GOAT

[copper vapor]

don't stand out

accept the past

trust no one

[timber oxide]

Um...
Pizza pasta... macaroni... giuseppe risotto

[covert shard]

Sour bubblegum?

[tiny notch]

jaro topal the hope core master

[timber oxide]

Do you guys think that I could convince Falco to teach me italian?

[covert shard]

If you pay him..

[pallid sapphire]

Holy fuck my CPU goes to space

[pallid sapphire]

Nah

[verbal gate]

rip

[pallid sapphire]

Just bubble gum

[pallid sapphire]

Compiling shaders

[left mantle]

Oh right belly of the beast is back in warframe

[copper vapor]

the 'indomitable human spirit' enjoyer

[midnight flame]

Bubble gum

[tiny notch]

fallen order is up there with kotor for star wars games personaly

[midnight flame]

Like bubble pop?

[pallid sapphire]

Its polish carneval candy

Bubble gum taste

their tongue painter candies

[copper vapor]

wouldn't go that far, the game doesn't have choices and consequences or sidequests, you can't go dark side

it's an almost entirely different thing

[copper vapor]

story driven star wars is basically the only comparable parts

[hexed stag]

even their candy paint

[copper vapor]

but idk the possibilities in kotor make it inherently more "complex" and deep

[verbal gate]

holy shit is it just a matter of it moving to weight distribution? my cheapo bootleg gouf started lifting the right foot despite me posing it flat footed

[timber oxide]

Zozole
||I thought they aren't being produced anymore||

[midnight flame]

Me when no thermal paste

[tiny notch]

i meant in terms of like

how id rank them

[pallid sapphire]

I got a whole bunch this year in a package

[tiny notch]

im playing survivors rn

its a good game

[pallid sapphire]

Re Survivor was horrible

so which one do you play

[tiny notch]

jedi survivors

[timber oxide]

Try some Frugo

[pallid sapphire]

wtf

i entered Frugo on Google and got this

i cant post the rest

all nsfw

[tiny notch]

[pallid sapphire]

That one

[sour rivet]

ah yes
apfel@kirsche

fuckin

KEYBOARD

[timber oxide]

Classic

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[sour rivet]

WHY YOU NOT PRESS THE AND SIGN

THE &

[runic condor]

[e-mail]

[timber oxide]

Birb

What's your dexterity stat

[static axle]

Madaam do redeem

Is ok madaam

[sour rivet]

for reference whats the soft cap

[timber oxide]

18

[sour rivet]

12

[timber oxide]

Hmm

[runic condor]

You get apfelsaft for free

[sour rivet]

i got the fat finger debuff

[timber oxide]

Maybe your keyboard do be suck

[static axle]

I like apfels shaft

[sour rivet]

my keyboard is also not directly in the middle for me

[runic condor]

Antibabypillen

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah, this one cuts your dexterity in half when using items like keyboards and shit

[sour rivet]

so when i use my right hand its a bit

tilted

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

I wonder what it does

[copper vapor]

it anties babies

[timber oxide]

and pillen

https://youtu.be/mF0kYTUF-iU?si=h1MLQGy6Tnhb8k21

[upbeat verge]

scratchin my nuts

[copper vapor]

rude

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/scratch-mah-bellayyyy-goro-majima-majima-goro-majima-yakuza-gif-16163818552819361100

[verbal gate]

lmao I sent a message about how I don't watch a dude(guy's entire shtic is being rich and entering fandoms just to buy things and gloat) since his content doesnt match what I want like 18 hrs ago and one of the guy's fans is still crashing out on me

30 long comments lmao

[copper vapor]

excellent

what's the funniest thing this guy said

[tiny notch]

"hunted by the empire? like jedi survivors"

https://tenor.com/view/gol-d-roger-meme-funny-one-piece-writing-gif-5206510315195397953

[verbal gate]

paraphrasing quickly but he said something about how since the guy just buys the metal builds, its because his time is precious and the rest of us are just poors who has to waste their time building lmao

[copper vapor]

[verbal gate]

after my initial message I havent sent anything

[tiny notch]

who would post something like this

[timber oxide]

They would

Duh

[copper vapor]

not only they would

but they did

[proven tundra]

found some fancier clothes

[copper vapor]

I don't like how the torch is held like a sword in this game

also whoa legendary wand already

we got a badass ova hee

[sour rivet]

when you have whimsy
any well shaped stick is legendary

[proven tundra]

its not great

[zealous depot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/90VKHlMBUqk?si=BP5ojU-EmlkKBYgu

[sour rivet]

YEAAAAAAAAAAA

[zealous depot]

WOOOOOOO

[tiny notch]

I GOT A GUN

[proven tundra]

my fire wand is better, I just keep the other for enemies that are stronk to fire

[tiny notch]

[sour rivet]

OUR LEADERBOARD FIGHT WILL BE LEGENDARY

[timber oxide]

You look like you would try to sell me some "ancient scrolls" for a "fair price"

[zealous depot]

Highest i got was 50th on one song

[timber oxide]

Time to post the

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/nQ1A6dU9kwG.gif

[timber oxide]

[sour rivet]

squad

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

Unshrunded

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[copper vapor]

the force awakens in deez

[covert shard]

The fuck is this "subtle foreshadowing" type shit? We are giving birth to Eldritch horrors?

[covert shard]

I am afraid to ask...

But...

Whose deez?

[copper vapor]

idk

whoever's deez

[copper vapor]

Hubble looked outside

[sour rivet]

deetz nuts

meat nuts

[copper vapor]

birb did you look outside

[copper vapor]

I recently looked up more stuff about the game

apparently it has a "true final ending" now

and it's a shitpost

there's also another actually good ending

that explains a lot of stuff

so now it is officially out of the "lazy lovecraftian crap" that I hate

it doesn't chicken out of having to explain the stuff that's happening

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/a6_qbe26m9E?si=cpKFCMJStC3L6-sO

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/heytherenrds/status/2051315928911245617

Heidi (comms closed) (@heytherenrds)

🐶

X · May 4, 2026, 3:00 PM

[blazing maple]

I like her fuck-ass bob

[upbeat verge]

extreme lesbian haircut

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/cottonwings/status/2051356986860810263?s=20 @halcyon fossil @marsh cargo @rocky turtle

𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 💿 #MeurdonWeek now! (@cottonwings)

05.05

#LCB5 #LimbusCompany

X · May 4, 2026, 5:43 PM

[midnight flame]

Me

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/1KCDw0WWKU0?si=8bOLZI1KjlOjhDNG

[pallid sapphire]

They cant

even if ours is 5 hours late

[upbeat verge]

absolutely not they cant

funnily enough the room he gets in the video he describes it perfectly as having this style as if its from a nuclear power plant form the 70s
@pallid sapphire

[proven tundra]

I have planted the berry bushes

chat

we stay winning

[pallid sapphire]

We got Flixtrains with that style

and their dirt cheap

lowest class

[copper vapor]

I aspire to this level of winning

[timber oxide]

Ratdad is winning by default

[upbeat verge]

what in gods name are you playing

[proven tundra]

Enshrouded

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3mkzy2kzfls2q

Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social)

Forza Horizon 6 goes gold - radio stations, graphics modes, accessibility options detailed forza.net/news/forza-h...

Extensive soundtrack list to be revealed in coming days

Likes

134

Bluesky · May 4, 2026, 3:22 PM

[upbeat verge]

this looks like a 3d printed steam game

or one of those games made by a single dev

[timber oxide]

"Gacha City Radio"

At least Hospital Records is still there

[proven tundra]

put a little fence around it

[celest plank]

d&b my beloveddd

[copper vapor]

I am officially on vacation

[covert shard]

The wiener has the name of:"Zeus"

[brittle karma]

all ears

[covert shard]

Is that a gran turismo 2 reference?

[covert shard]

Man, I don't give's a rat's-

[verbal gate]

every once in a while I'll go and look at Steven Seagal's new litany of garbage movies

[pallid sapphire]

I thought so too but im not sure either

[verbal gate]

what manhwa is this?

[copper vapor]

@sour rivet

[verbal gate]

but I falter on the forethought

[covert shard]

https://youtu.be/Tt_P0qt-J3w?si=Ou5G4ws4BcSl4p2B

[upbeat verge]

@pallid sapphire its kind of interesting how trains in the balkans will very frequently arrive on time
but SOMEHOW be late to where you're going

[timber oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912320242301149215/1355189143851896903/Ratjam.gif

[pallid sapphire]

Never trust a German train,their always late

Last year we had a delay of over 100 years in time for trains

[timber oxide]

I don't trust them for other reasons

[upbeat verge]

here they do the opposite

[covert shard]

I don't give a rat's AS-

[verbal gate]

only German train that arrives on time happens one of their nightclubs

[quiet yew]

what in tarnation

[forest acorn]

omg heyyy sweetie

hop on abiotic

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezyQacrlkk8 @sick trail

[sick trail]

Probably smells a little like farts

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry meow :3

unturned time

[oblique belfry]

[olive coral]

did they fix the npcs yet

[oblique belfry]

o ye lemme check

[olive coral]

nope

[oblique belfry]

why is steam slow

they didnt

[olive coral]

big shame

[pallid sapphire]

im enjoying peak again

this time on max grafics

[upbeat verge]

enter station
it has a barber

bro

the barber giving you the bust down fade before u hop on the train
peak khazakstan

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/y0jyWjo5wa.gif

[olive coral]

time to hit arms

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041063282435428433/1370222627687235646/togif.gif

[arctic flicker]

Alright, done with this hell

[oblique belfry]

?

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2051331224002871433

Soda Skins (@SodaSkins)

Are we deadass rn

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 4, 2026, 4:00 PM

Steam Support troops... Couldn't get it?

[copper vapor]

someone send the "I require context" thing

because I don't know if this guy's account got hacked

or he played around with the "delete account" button and now regrets his dumbassery

[verbal gate]

nothing to shoot at, can't do shit about things not existing anymore

[pallid sapphire]

i never seen a ticket like that

and my account was hacked once

it was all done per email

[olive coral]

@oblique belfry have you found the speakers?

[quiet abyss]

that pauldron looks different

[copper vapor]

yea this seems sus unless they added a chat function to the support system

either way guy got rekt and should be pointed and laughed at

HA ha

[copper vapor]

speaker? But I hardly know 'er

[oblique belfry]

oakhurst warehouse (i think it was a warehouse)

[languid nexus]

just got an insane deal on a 9800X3D guys it's time for 100+ fps gamma gaming

[copper vapor]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@languid nexus

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[copper vapor]

grats on the deal tho

[oblique belfry]

wait no boombox was on mall

[copper vapor]

it's a good cpu

[oblique belfry]

speakers was i think on one of the houses

and the disco ball is on top of the bare man bar

roof

[olive coral]

yeah found the speeaker and the ball

or the boombox sorry

[languid nexus]

my b didn't know if it should go here because it's hardware or there because it's stalker LOL

got it for 350$ 🙏

[copper vapor]

we do that mostly as a joke

mostly

[upbeat verge]

one for @timber oxide as well <33

[timber oxide]

[upbeat verge]

[real aspen]

mm trains

yummers

love me some

heavy machinery

[upbeat verge]

lowkey might be autistic frr

watching train videos

its a wraps

[copper vapor]

My dad had railroad models an shit

[real aspen]

autistic
read
basic human curiosity

[copper vapor]

was fun

but he never let me near his models after I broke one of the wings of a Stuka model he had

[green granite]

Driveable bouncy castle

[copper vapor]

I was a dumb wee lad

[copper vapor]

bouncy, huh

p!yaris

[muted gyro]

⠀

[green granite]

Im waiting for State of Decay 3 Alpha

[copper vapor]

same

but I might not be home when/if I get the invite

[quiet abyss]

my ego just got BIGGER

people call me impressive in darktide, im happy

very much so

[real aspen]

you know what else is big?

messmer's blazing aura

[copper vapor]

another thing I kinda don't like in Enshrouded is not being able to craft/build from storage

[timber oxide]

I have a sudden urge to replay the Metro games

I could also finally read 2035

[marsh cargo]

Terraria calamity mod team sued a fanmod team

[pallid sapphire]

I knew they were evil

[marsh cargo]

The got the fanmod to be canceled

[pallid sapphire]

Mods

Scam

[real aspen]

green and black works surprisingly nicely

[pallid sapphire]

Wallah Sab Diggah

6 7 6 7 6 7 Schere mein Bruder Wallah

[real aspen]

laff

[pallid sapphire]

Diggahhhh

[real aspen]

burn

[pallid sapphire]

I should

[dreamy moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189629791092092968/1322544834250280970/togif.gif

[pallid sapphire]

German youth language is utter cancer

[real aspen]

at least you have a youth language

[pallid sapphire]

Scissor means apology

Like wtf

[real aspen]

how

[dreamy moth]

isnt that like

uh women

[pallid sapphire]

Their brainrotted

[real aspen]

sesbian lex

[quiet abyss]

mhm

[dreamy moth]

yes

[quiet abyss]

it is

[dreamy moth]

what a great term

[real aspen]

signalis

[pallid sapphire]

Scissoring

[proven tundra]

The nachos
Are ready

[dreamy moth]

ratty ratting all ove rthe nachos

[pallid sapphire]

im coming

[real aspen]

is that sauce spicy

[pallid sapphire]

No its Claire

[real aspen]

damn

speaking of sauce

[brittle karma]

yeah that seems about right

[real aspen]

you ever had tkemali laff

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/yeahh-gif-5371913741399768223

[pallid sapphire]

What

No

[real aspen]

damn

you gotta

it good

[pallid sapphire]

Plumsauce

Mhhh

Should try

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo did you ever play around with the nuncio aquila?

[tiny notch]

ya girl did her first patch

[quiet abyss]

mightve been sleeping on it

[pallid sapphire]

I will make one myself

[verbal gate]

chat what do I do when my partner keeps sending me instagram reels about buying a machine for toilet paper manufacturing

[quiet abyss]

salz... SALTZ REFERENCE

[marsh cargo]

kinda no

since its like

its ok

[quiet abyss]

sleeping on it

its peak actually

[real aspen]

[marsh cargo]

but requires your dumbass teammates to stand on it

[real aspen]

totally not confusing

[quiet abyss]

wouldnt say better than break the line

[quiet abyss]

oh no fuck them

its for ME

not them

they can fuck off

[pallid sapphire]

Salz is salt,il salt you medieval warhammer person

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

i know

[quiet abyss]

anyways

yeah its really good

the fact you cant be staggered or suppressed

is really nice

[pallid sapphire]

You see the Inquisition everywhere

[quiet abyss]

and also the constant toughness regen

[quiet abyss]

wrong world mate

witch hunter would be fantasy

which is saltz

[pallid sapphire]

Oh right

Hes a Witch hunter

Which equals Inquisition

[quiet abyss]

if i said smth about rostov, or kryptmann youd be right

[quiet abyss]

ehhh no

[pallid sapphire]

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo explain the witch hunters

to laff here

[marsh cargo]

inquisitors

[pliant chasm]

hunt witches

[pallid sapphire]

[pliant chasm]

crazy stuff

[quiet abyss]

theres more nuance you dick

i just dont want to explain

i was hoping you would

[static axle]

Gamble paid off

Gave hannya cd

[pallid sapphire]

He gave me right

[marsh cargo]

i mean saying that they are inquisitors is 70% of the nuance

[pallid sapphire]

[marsh cargo]

they go around
killing suspects of their own empire to maintain an order

which is most of their tasks

[pallid sapphire]

Nobody expects the Malkavian Inquisition

[marsh cargo]

witch hunters also covers it nicely

since these are not even rare things in fantasy media anyways

[quiet abyss]

not at all, the inquisition is quite hidden, its a myth

everyone knows witch hunters

theyre hard to ignore

[marsh cargo]

like plenty of games have witch hunters / inquisitors

[quiet abyss]

considering they fucking BURN PEOPLE

[pallid sapphire]

Let me guess those fight secretly the undead and rats?

[marsh cargo]

aah no ppl do know the inquisition in 40k

thats why they know they are obligated to obey them

[quiet abyss]

yes and no, but its used as a boogeyman on most worlds

[real aspen]

i feel like this would pass off as some runes or shit

[quiet abyss]

theyre not confirmed to exist, but each inquisitor is unmistakeable for anyone but an inquisitor

so when you see the seal, you know this serious/haggard man is someone to listen to

[marsh cargo]

japan, text

[quiet abyss]

without the seal, theyre usually psykers too

[real aspen]

[quiet abyss]

which makes them different than witch hunters

witch hunters arent usually witches

[marsh cargo]

our alphabet but backwards

[quiet abyss]

[real aspen]

idk about that

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

looks pretty forward to me

[marsh cargo]

t a d e n y

[real aspen]

it's to deny

o has the tail going up, a has tail going down

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

i curves left, L curves right

developing my handwriting has been one of greatest decisions

[proven tundra]

It's mild
My daughters arent big spice fans

[quiet abyss]

sab cant write for shit, good to know

[proven tundra]

I prefer sour cream

[quiet abyss]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/boothill-revolver-hsr-boothill-hsr-boothill-hsr-gif-13110950181556755327

kal cestis for no reason

[real aspen]

შენი კალამები აფეთქდება

[quiet abyss]

sparter, im so him btw

[quiet abyss]

i dont speak shape

[tiny notch]

patch photo but rotated correctly

[marsh cargo]

i didnt so i have a doctors handwritting

completely incomprehensible

[quiet abyss]

you remember the new event right?

on dt

[upbeat verge]

gaaaeeeee

[real aspen]

უნარის პრობლემა

[marsh cargo]

rager spam ?

[upbeat verge]

❤️

[quiet abyss]

yeah

now imagine being last alive

on the foundry map, the open one

seems impossible

right?

rager and gunner spam

and some reapers

[marsh cargo]

stormcast ?

[upbeat verge]

reminder that i love you all friends
youre amazing
@quiet abyss @marsh cargo @real aspen @pliant chasm @sick trail @copper vapor

❤️

[quiet abyss]

dont kys

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

im not

[quiet abyss]

good

[tiny notch]

yeah its from my dads warhammer shop :>

for the

aniversary

ignore the one next to it

[quiet abyss]

anyways, im a fucking MONSTER with arbites sparter, im so good

just awesome

[upbeat verge]

i read im fucking a monster with rabies

[quiet abyss]

zealot? dead. veteran? dead. other arbites? FUCKING dead

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

probably

with my crackhead movement

[upbeat verge]

what

[quiet abyss]

move like im dodging raindrops

[tiny notch]

i didnthave to pay for it :>

nepotisms only good if i benifit

[marsh cargo]

you scammed GW from 40 bucks

GJ

[tiny notch]

he was gonna give us the dice but the higher ups said only if they didnt run out by the end of the week adn they did

the cool as gold metal once

that are worth like

300 bucks

[marsh cargo]

go damn

pricy dice

[quiet abyss]

sparter, youre not feeding my ego

im trying to brag here to you like a complete douche

[marsh cargo]

did you saying you were not a fan of arbi

[quiet abyss]

i wish i clipped it

[quiet abyss]

a long time ago

since then ive gained 40 levels on it

so thats my response

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

and the crusher too

i had a fit over how bad it is

but its just that im retarded and didnt understand the tricks

i understand

im enlightened

(crusher still sucks on zealot tho, so many better choices)

but on arbites, its top 3

for sure

[tiny notch]

"damn this is a long song"

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

random libra image

[upbeat verge]

gigablind

[marsh cargo]

[tiny notch]

listening to peak

[quiet abyss]

anyways, i absolutely demolished the heretics, earned the admiration of my fellow dipshits

and im so much BETTER than them

[upbeat verge]

yo rain lemme tap in yo server and listen to your tunes

[quiet abyss]

[tiny notch]

me monitoring the situation

[upbeat verge]

alto the fk u reactin boah

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge

[marsh cargo]

needs more ram

[quiet abyss]

needs more money

[marsh cargo]

dont we all ?

[quiet abyss]

yes

thats why i asked santa for a bag full of 100 dollar bills

[upbeat verge]

it uses arch so its fine that os can run on the dust behind the tv

[quiet abyss]

im gonna turn you into a pretzel

[marsh cargo]

cpu at 1%
ram is at 80%

[forest acorn]

yes

no wait

[upbeat verge]

tbh that is quite weird

[forest acorn]

speaker is in the resteraunt

the fancy one

[oblique belfry]

ye

[forest acorn]

next to the tv or whatever

https://klipy.com/gifs/cute-bunny-16

[brittle karma]

https://youtu.be/4mK2nsJNN24

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo this thing honestly carries arbites in this event tho

sure the crusher gets more use

but when it comes to hordes of shotgunners

[forest acorn]

i love how ugly shotguns in 40k are

[tiny notch]

home lab system

[marsh cargo]

this is the electric sabot one

[quiet abyss]

its the only solution

[verbal gate]

til I learned about 'star maps'

[quiet abyss]

spread, but yes

[tiny notch]

yeah

but like

look at ram prices

[quiet abyss]

not that ugly, its nice

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

ugly is the other shotguns

[forest acorn]

it looks like a fucked up bolter