╟❓general-offtopic

[olive coral]

You can even see the low res pfp

Ahhahaha

[copper vapor]

at least mine's consistent

[timid hollow]

yes

[olive coral]

I know exactly what the folder named "cream" has

[timid hollow]

yup

[copper vapor]

surely it's cream

[upbeat verge]

straight up malware

typa shit we'd download on android in 2015

[timid hollow]

eh thats one of the safe ones

[upbeat verge]

[timid hollow]

there is a funny add on for browsers tho that pretends to work with it which scans all your data

[upbeat verge]

HE HAS

OMG

HIS WALLPAPER

ON HIS DESKTOP

THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE SHOT

[timid hollow]

yeah because i changed it recently and then was like fuck no i hate change

and downloaded it again

[next chasm]

I mean .png's on desktop .. what is wrong with you..

[timid hollow]

nothing

for you its chaos, for me its tidy since i know the place of everything

[upbeat verge]

what

[timid hollow]

look it up

[next chasm]

Have had users liek that before - group policy was a life saver for sanity lol

[timid hollow]

fun game

[upbeat verge]

gex we need to idk crucify you give you an exorcism or somethn man

this shit is fucking illegal

[tiny notch]

"yeah bro i dont pirate anything"

[olive coral]

Which one

[next chasm]

hate to see the result if desktop ever rearranged ...

[timid hollow]

those are savefiles from armored core 6 lmao

[olive coral]

I use the same one, gotta be sure

[tiny notch]

sureeeee buddyyyy

[timid hollow]

lmao like fr

[copper vapor]

y'all have icons in your desktop?

[tiny notch]

yall have a desktop?

[timid hollow]

the pirated stuff is not on desktop

[midnight flame]

Hey guys

[upbeat verge]

we dont help with gamma here

[shrewd gull]

actually one of the best ones

[timid hollow]

oh it was complicated

[tiny notch]

imagine using a desktop in 2026

[midnight flame]

You know what day is it today?

[timid hollow]

but the one you find in the opera store is fishy

i think

i cant remember which of the two

[olive coral]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[midnight flame]

That's right it is

[upbeat verge]

you also do dont act high and mighty

just because its a tiling manager dont mean shit

[midnight flame]

You didn't even let me talk brother chill

[tiny notch]

i dont have a desktop its all windows

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[upbeat verge]

can't take any chances

[upbeat verge]

ya aint special

• youre british

wrap it up

[copper vapor]

I don't even look at the desktop background anymore

[tiny notch]

dont call me the b word

[olive coral]

Should have started it there

[upbeat verge]

ok I'm sorry

[midnight flame]

The ones that apps create automatically

[next chasm]

usually cant see desktop for rdp - ssh sessions lol

[copper vapor]

... you let that happen?

[midnight flame]

Tho only steam since i install everything from the terminal

[copper vapor]

the terminal

[upbeat verge]

well well well

[copper vapor]

insert tom hanks

[next chasm]

Just let claude code do all the installs 🙂

[midnight flame]

It's easier to do that on linux

[copper vapor]

easier

yet you can't untick the "create desktop shortcut" box

[timid hollow]

does this make you sick as well or is that ok

[upbeat verge]

slightly better

[shrewd gull]

ew winmdows

[midnight flame]

Literally typing
Sudo pacman -S discord and 5 seconds later i'm already here

[copper vapor]

"dragons cock"

[timid hollow]

JA

[next chasm]

Dragons ..errr appendage..wtf man

[copper vapor]

jagged alliance?

[timid hollow]

nah dragons dogma online

[copper vapor]

wow. so fast.

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[tiny notch]

i wanna get 3 4tb hdds, 2 for my server and one in my pc as a backup for the server

[timid hollow]

dragons dogma - dragon cock JA

[copper vapor]

5 whole seconds. impressive.

https://tenor.com/bm8nr.gif

[next chasm]

ok - give you that caus eit is a great game )

[midnight flame]

Are you trying to ragebait me?

[upbeat verge]

he is

[copper vapor]

trying?

[upbeat verge]

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

haahhaa

[midnight flame]

Ain't no way bruh

[next chasm]

hate to see your linux filesystem lol

[copper vapor]

why is enshrouded so weird
1 stone = 100 stone building blocks
1 segment of floor costs 64 building blocks

what is this ratio

[midnight flame]

Why tho?

[copper vapor]

bruv flexes about having to do 20 keystrokes to open an app in 5 seconds

[timid hollow]

im a small halfling :)

[next chasm]

he has a games directory and then ..games installed NOT in games directory... I mean ..

[timid hollow]

oh there are games in it

[next chasm]

oh gawd

[midnight flame]

I was talking about installing, after that it is just a shortcut like always

[real aspen]

gods above

grant me power

to erase aerated chocolate from this earth

and my soul is yours

[copper vapor]

wait, why

[real aspen]

[midnight flame]

Are you a pirate?

[real aspen]

idk i dont likeit

[real aspen]

it's like

[next chasm]

is that ..steam ..inside games folder ?

[timid hollow]

yup

[real aspen]

hey lets sell less chocolate for more money

and make it seem classy

like

[next chasm]

You a madman...

[midnight flame]

Minceraft

[real aspen]

kill yourselves

whoever thought of that

[proven tundra]

If you choose the smallest building block you can see it's made of little squares
I think it's because the 4x size has 64 of those squares

[shrewd gull]

wabbakack

[next chasm]

I mean ifd it works for you .. all the power .. but ... going to go cry in the corner now for a bit..

[midnight flame]

Bro might be ltg

[timid hollow]

kacke means poop in german

or rather shit

[real aspen]

that aside im about halfway through dune book

pretty cool so far

[upbeat verge]

alo I'm ready with documents
alo yes thats lovely
when can i come to give em to you
idk dude idc whenever u want
next monday?
ye fine
end call
@real aspen @timid hollow @shrewd gull @copper vapor

[tiny notch]

minor maul shadow lord spoiler
is that an actual ||oil painting background?||

[midnight flame]

Mierda means shit in spanish

[upbeat verge]

yo momma mierda

[next chasm]

wow .. think it was 20+ years ago read the full series

[proven tundra]

I liked the first four books
After that it gets weird

[upbeat verge]

kidding ofc no hate

❤️

[timid hollow]

if i would work on this pc i would probably treat it a bit more professional, but since its my playground

whatevaaaa

[real aspen]

i like weird

[next chasm]

wierd is right for frank herbert and then son

[timid hollow]

only important thing is that i find stuff

[proven tundra]

Then you might like the rest!

[midnight flame]

Very funny guy, are you perchance maybe be into sexual relations with clowns?

[upbeat verge]

oooh hes mad

[next chasm]

not as wierd as piers anthony though.. now that is some trips

[olive coral]

i dont know about him, but i am, do you know any clowns?

[upbeat verge]

[midnight flame]

Pixi payasita

[next chasm]

sub or dom clown ?

[upbeat verge]

askin the important questions

[midnight flame]

Mexican clown but like, she is hot

[proven tundra]

[midnight flame]

Probably sub

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

[real aspen]

TIL alt+enter puts zzz into windowed mode?

[midnight flame]

Told you she was hot

[upbeat verge]

@tiny notch @shrewd gull @timid hollow @sick trail will be working here

[sick trail]

They checked his background before letting him work in a trade centre

[tiny notch]

did they find out about the terrorism

[real aspen]

[sick trail]

Ah, the way of the ancients

"what was this made for"
"ah, fertility rituals"

[tiny notch]

wood is definitely up

[pallid sapphire]

!tooic

Fuck

Ivan dodged it

[upbeat verge]

wait a minute do the library have new dvds in storage

woah

[covert shard]

Anything better than barotrauma clown

I swear, you ought to S.O.S

[thick plover]

They hosted jerkmate competitive tournaments with the wood statues

[latent hazel]

Заноза на языке у @frozen void будет
@olive coral

Wrong chat

I thought this was sralnya

"Iedy will get splinters on his tongue"

[covert shard]

They were the judges or something???

[static axle]

it was called npc armor or something iirc

[upbeat verge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-CY7339MgiK0KbIk8Do

I gotta start looking at marketplace and Bazar.bg for people selling their cds and dvds

sometimes people sell gems without knowing

[real aspen]

explode

[pallid sapphire]

Answer meeeee

Why you eat shit Sab

[latent hazel]

What did I do

[pallid sapphire]

Its nuts on a string with fruit juice

[real aspen]

Nothing warranting the response i used

but i used it anyway

whimsy like that :3

[latent hazel]

At least you admit fault

[pallid sapphire]

Why

Is

This

Stuff

Georgian

[real aspen]

im not seeing any georgian there

[pallid sapphire]

This

[real aspen]

yeah where's georgian

[pallid sapphire]

Il penetrate you with that

[real aspen]

also that looks like some kinda jelly?

[pallid sapphire]

Its nuts on a string with dried fruit juice

[real aspen]

pelamushi?

brother

[pallid sapphire]

Some georgian specialty

[real aspen]

that's

whatever that dude in vid is holding is not pelamushi

it's some evil abomination

[pallid sapphire]

Its from the TikTok store

[real aspen]

conceived by industrial means

evil and bad

[pallid sapphire]

Pelamushi yes

Okay

Now i know the name

Thanks

[real aspen]

pelamushi is the grape juice

[pallid sapphire]

Time to order my own shit on a stick

Oh

[real aspen]

churchkhela is the stick of nuts encased in said juice

[pallid sapphire]

Ahhhhh

[real aspen]

delicious

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

[real aspen]

but also calorie dense to hell

[pallid sapphire]

Ofc

I want to try it

Churckhela

[real aspen]

it's easy to make if you have access to real grape juice

[pallid sapphire]

I will string up my nuts and pour juice over them,gotcha

[real aspen]

i'd advise against any distance shipping cuz it tastes and feels different depending on age

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

bro talks as if b2p isn't the same

[pallid sapphire]

Maybe i can get it localy

[copper vapor]

then he drops this shit take

[pallid sapphire]

[olive coral]

[pallid sapphire]

This dude is restarded

[copper vapor]

bet he says something dumb whenever someone asks him for shiitake

get it

cuz shiitake

shit take

get it

[pallid sapphire]

[thick plover]

Games created by riot games
Looks inside
Non sellable skins on market, skins cost 50 dollars for a singular gun and were constantly removing ways for players to get free shit

Riot games isnt ass according to this guy doe

[pallid sapphire]

@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

not even gonna show his full message

[thick plover]

Oh yea not to mention you need a material which you can buy or get battlepass for or need to grind 3 battlepasses for free to upgrade said skin fully so its actually cool

[pallid sapphire]

The dumbest thing ive seen today

[thick plover]

Game doesnt have p2w but theres literally skins in league that tournaments ban cause of animations and effects giving people an advantage

Dies of cringe

[pallid sapphire]

And my coworker was 30 minutes late today and asked tons of dumb shit

[pallid sapphire]

Thats kinda p2w

[celest plank]

Cardio be fucking damned

11k steps in and my legs are starting to hurt

[pallid sapphire]

Fat fuck

[thick plover]

Just cut ur legs off

[celest plank]

Underweight almost

[thick plover]

Duh

[celest plank]

😭

I love brisk walking after work

Makes me feel like an iranian kid running away from missiles

[thick plover]

Of course it does

Why wouldnt it

[celest plank]

benjamin netanyahu is chasing me obviously

he always does

[timid hollow]

tbf, if we ignore the fact that they tried to remove chests, f2p lol is alright

got like 50 skins by now for free

but thats only if we ignore that fact that they removed f2p chests and people actually stood up for once to get them back

[thick plover]

theres people who have every skin in the game for free

There will be no more people like that due to chest removal

[timid hollow]

there are f2p chests

[thick plover]

And they will not get the skins for free any longer

[timid hollow]

they were already removed

[copper vapor]

I remember doge mentioning a skin with an unfair advantage but I forgot which one it was

[timid hollow]

you are aware youre like a season late

[thick plover]

I know when it got removed and i dont care

It shouldn't have been removed

Behead all riot employees

YES the interns too

YES the janitor as well

[timid hollow]

i swear to god i had better conversations with my dog

[thick plover]

YES the contracted electricion as well

[real aspen]

to make pelamushi, you take grape juice (as in squeezed out grapes) or grape kompot, pour it in a pot on medium-low heat, and slowly add flour over a course of hour or so, stir vigorously so it doesn't get burnt, it's done once it starts bubbling like tar and achieves honey-like consistency
that's it.

Prepare stringed up nuts beforehand, since you have about 20 minutes before it starts to harden.
just submerge em in there and carefully take them out and hang em somewhere.
should be ready to eat the next day but i prefer to age them a week or so, makes them tough (which i like) and richens the taste

it's like, easy.
hardest part is getting real grape juice

[timid hollow]

cant you just buy it in store

[real aspen]

in my experience store bought stuff is overpriced and not that good

merchants are better

[upbeat verge]

GEM FIND

https://tenor.com/view/gem-finding-gem-gem-alert-jasswa-looking-for-gem-gif-4573895384736430461

[timid hollow]

think 1l of grapce juice is like 2 bucks here

but were also lucky

i drank that stuff when i was younger earlier thinking its fine because juice. needless to say, 1 litre of grape juice has a metric fuckton of sugar

[covert shard]

This is...?

[solid sundial]

@upbeat verge ⠀

[upbeat verge]

it says linux right there

You blind?

it's a book they have

in my local library

[covert shard]

I just saw a bunch of slavic characters and completely iginored the "Linux" in bold letters

[real aspen]

ah i thought you meant buy the whole thing

[copper vapor]

ivan truly was taken by the pipeline

[upbeat verge]

God forbid a mf wanna learn

[copper vapor]

thigh highs will be the next gem find

[upbeat verge]

god forbid

[copper vapor]

yes, god forbid indeed

[upbeat verge]

[timid hollow]

dude

dasjkdhjkashdjkashdakj LINUX asdjklfhdjksfhsdjkfhsdjk doesnt help

[upbeat verge]

what now

[timid hollow]

like if i saw this picture alone it could also mean youre getting a weird linux distro from some godforsaken internet forum

[upbeat verge]

lowkey true

[gray kettle]

[thick plover]

we will save him from this

[copper vapor]

doubt

[thick plover]

by ripping his head off of his shoulders

[gray kettle]

What if he is like hydra

And will grow two additional heads

[thick plover]

Hes Bulgarian its okay

he cant do that

[gray kettle]

U sure?

What if Ivan has some secret Bulgarian powers

[copper vapor]

then we're fucked cuz no way he has a heart

toss him in the atlantic sea and hope he never thaws

though global warming might end up doing that

[proven tundra]

The only way to defeat a Bulgarian is with ancient gypsy magic

Everyone knows that

[thick plover]

just burn his local library down and he will kill himself

[real aspen]

what if i jump on his lap

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

Truly... The manliest of all Balkan men... Linux user with thigh highs... Drinking either Kvass or Chernobyl rain water

[lusty mason]

Hi everyone. I have a question. It's impossible to install gamma now? Sorry to bother, I just wanted to be sure.

[upbeat verge]

wtf is this chat

[covert shard]

Or send them to new York to meet "Barbara with big titties" and "Stephanie that sucks like a vacuum"

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@lusty mason

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

Straight out of GTA 4 btw

[real aspen]

send them to britain

[celest plank]

ROMAN YOU FAT FUCK

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

Someone got it

[covert shard]

You want them to get shanked?

[celest plank]

best gta oat

how would I not

[covert shard]

You want them to be paying licenses to own a bloody Television?

[proven tundra]

I own GTA 4 but I've never played it
Kinda lost interest after San Andreas

Vice city was my favourite

[celest plank]

YELLOW CARRR

[covert shard]

You want them to get arrested for: "Holding a fish suspiciously"

[celest plank]

I replayed 4 and 5 lately

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

5 was more fun because its literally a game comedy

But I was more invested into 4

[timid hollow]

the tits are fake

everything is fake

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/9T1Wi68kD50?si=hOFgplE8ploe1x9F

twink tries to crush rocks for 40 minutes

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[real aspen]

peak content

[celest plank]

You have to learn how to recognize breast forms

[olive coral]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HHS02DfbMAAiKC3.mp4

[raven geyser]

Eat it

[olive coral]

nooo but its so cute

[raven geyser]

But I want you to get bubonic plague

[covert shard]

They are made from helium

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/malaysia-nanami-nanami-kento-nanami-jjk-jjk-gif-11822443321507779683

i setup dynamic dns

it feels so good to have this now

[upbeat verge]

turns out i had noodles

bnt (bulgarian national television) having a show called f1 sends me
they jusst talk about random internet shit

cinema

[proven tundra]

I might have to tear my right pinky off chat

[upbeat verge]

sir?

[proven tundra]

It feels like there's a hair tickling it
But when I look

There's no hair

[upbeat verge]

ah yes

been there

[covert shard]

Eat that with some rice

[upbeat verge]

no rice

just noodle

[covert shard]

You can have "Brazilian Poorest spaghetti" (made by yours truly) on a whim

[uneven sapphire]

Just chew it off

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

Once upon a time when I got a really bad flu, to the point of making my legs weak, I ate 2 whole packets of spicy noodles

It helped me get better

[upbeat verge]

real

[covert shard]

The flu was soo bad that I didn't felt taste, my throat was "inflamed" bad I had to sleep for around 16 hours in total just to function as a human being

Soo... One of the ways to spend your satuday

[upbeat verge]

bro i checked out what this show is

theyre explaining what reddit is

honestly....props to them

@covert shard ooof them noodles spicy

gonna be farting fire later

[covert shard]

You mean diarrhea, yes?

I recomend a side of juice to balance it out

[upbeat verge]

too late sir coffee has been brewed

time to watch national geographic

[covert shard]

Oh no... Prepare to die of shitting!

[covert shard]

Speaking of coffee

I did another strong ass coffee

Shit has retro taste of fuckin' tobacco, lmao

[teal spade]

i wanna squish

[gray kettle]

Lol

[teal spade]

kitty butt

[gray kettle]

Donkey

[pallid sapphire]

No balls

Snip snap

[teal spade]

no poo

[gray kettle]

One day you gonna wake up with a razor up to your vein

And cat holding it

"Where are my balls dude"

[pallid sapphire]

[gray kettle]

[pallid sapphire]

He already scratched my face

[teal spade]

"same place where my rent money is"

[pallid sapphire]

yeah true

Their lazy fucks

And hes very demanding

Worst is he knows what triggers me

Especialy when he bites the lego

[gray kettle]

Cookie jar?

[limpid sierra]

Does anyone here have a CCNA certificate? I need some advice

[thick plover]

@pliant chasm best regent card ever btw

[teal spade]

the fuck is a CCNA certificate?

ah

IT

nope

[latent hazel]

Dont post cat buttholes

[limpid sierra]

Yeah

[midnight flame]

I have the documentation

Tho i just stole it from a friend

[limpid sierra]

Damn

[midnight flame]

I still gotta study all that

[quiet abyss]

[midnight flame]

Tho what do you need, i might know

[quiet abyss]

I got a car, but i cant drive it

Most useless shit ever

[midnight flame]

I'm learning it tho

[limpid sierra]

I'm new to computer networking and stuff and I'm just trying to find materials to help me learn it

[quiet abyss]

Its funnier without that info

[midnight flame]

I see, we really are on the same level

[limpid sierra]

Lol

[midnight flame]

Tho i actually work at networking

[limpid sierra]

For now it's mostly basic server configs on Cisco and crimping

[covert shard]

Having anxiety is a double edged sword

[midnight flame]

But like basic stuff

I do have a mikrotik router on my house

[covert shard]

As a pro, you will always double check the stuff that you do

[quiet abyss]

As a con, you have anxiety

[covert shard]

But the con is that you will get suspicious of shit like this:

[midnight flame]

I use it for network adblocker and DoH over HTTPS

[quiet abyss]

The fuck is that

[timber oxide]

Don't worry about it

[midnight flame]

You drunk taking the photo?

[quiet abyss]

I dont know what it is, so i dont care anymore

[limpid sierra]

I'm still in first year college, do you have any advice that you could tell me? Since I'm really interested in computer networking.

For now I'm more into theory and stuff

Like OSI model and some crimping

[midnight flame]

I have more practice than theory

[limpid sierra]

Ohh okay

[covert shard]

A professional heavy duty car elevator

I did say I worked as a mechanic

[covert shard]

Shit camera

[midnight flame]

I would say maybe always check the cables, those fucks give more problems than you might think

[opal star]

What tool box do you have at the shop?

[covert shard]

We got 5

[limpid sierra]

I'll keep that in mind lol

[quiet abyss]

Then is it not sketchy?

[opal star]

Brand.

[covert shard]

My anxiety feels like it

[timber oxide]

Who cares about the brand

As long as it works, it works

[quiet abyss]

Im sure its the ever formidable mastercraft

[covert shard]

Makita, drwen

[quiet abyss]

Thats the thing, some brands dont work

[limpid sierra]

What should I learn or focus on the hands on side?

[quiet abyss]

Not bad, makita has been near indestructible in my experience

[midnight flame]

Can't relate

[opal star]

Makita is alright, but go for ICON. Tell your manager it's time to upgrade.

[timber oxide]

I don't even know the brand of my tools, I just know they work

[quiet abyss]

Theres a 15 year old drill somewhere in the garage that still runs good

[quiet abyss]

Good for you, theres just a hierarchy of whats reliable and whats not

[midnight flame]

Pacience

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

I did say that if it works, it works

What's so hard to understand there?

[covert shard]

It says that the elevator can withstand and raise 4 tons

[quiet abyss]

Its like verniers, you want mitutoyo or starett

Theres some others

[midnight flame]

What's that?

[quiet abyss]

But those are the big 2

[opal star]

😏

[covert shard]

My setup

[quiet abyss]

You like dewalt?

[opal star]

They've fallen but they're still one of the big 3.

[covert shard]

I do feel suspicious of these front feet

[quiet abyss]

Yeah we are a dewalt family mainly, but theres some makita and milwaukee

[limpid sierra]

You mentioned documents. If you want, can you share it with me? I'm open to reading and seeing other docs about networking. If you wanna ofc

[opal star]

All of the best brands have the occasional dud, but you can't go wrong with dewalt, metabo, makita, milwaukee.

[covert shard]

Now you can technically say that I am an Adeptus mechanicus...

[midnight flame]

They are on spanish

[quiet abyss]

Mechanicus adept

Yes

[midnight flame]

I have the CCNA but on spanish

[timber oxide]

If I'd show you my axe you'd probably piss and shit and cry

[covert shard]

Tech wizarding my way to fix fuckin' corollas

[quiet abyss]

Ok unc

[opal star]

🤝

[quiet abyss]

Solid stuff

[opal star]

I'm pretty sure laff invested in some wera recently.

[quiet abyss]

Then theres mastercraft

[timber oxide]

It's an unbranded axe with an extremely worn wooden grip

[quiet abyss]

Which makes me laugh

[quiet abyss]

Usually the best ones

[timber oxide]

It probably has 20+ years

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

It still works

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/we-need-money-gif-8439223390928650892

i need money

[midnight flame]

You don't

[quiet abyss]

Yeah, i mean you cant fuck up an axe besides shitty materials tbh, so a solid wood handle/shaft and a good head will be fine afaik

[copper vapor]

where's the girls hatchet

[opal star]

Oh boy.

[copper vapor]

sexism

[upbeat verge]

oh god not this again

[quiet abyss]

What in the hells is this shit

That is the worst organization i have EVER seen

[covert shard]

What I did wrong this time around?

[quiet abyss]

A cursed setup

[timber oxide]

Everything

[covert shard]

Mechanic toolbox... Does work.

[pallid sapphire]

[tiny notch]

part time retail/foodservice/it jobs in two three cities
12 jobs applications
0 less than three month old

[upbeat verge]

BEING BORN

[copper vapor]

only ivan is allowed to repost the same bullshit over and over again in this chat

[pallid sapphire]

[covert shard]

Oh, it was just it. Show how bad my camera is.

[quiet abyss]

If you had a new hire, you couldn’t even say what drawer/box, you would be forced to say “Yeah its over there in that pile of shit, go get that”

[covert shard]

"Go fetch the L 10m" and I do

[opal star]

It's their store policy to give each customer a lost and found tool.

[covert shard]

You can find stuff

[opal star]

They lose it and don't look back.

[quiet abyss]

I mean yeah because you know where it is

[covert shard]

The rest of the stuff is actually organized

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

Only the most common tools are like that

[upbeat verge]

mom called just to tell me she'll be late

[timber oxide]

Seems fine to me

[upbeat verge]

[quiet abyss]

Yeah thats still a dumb practice lmao

[covert shard]

The tractioned wrench is on it's case.

[quiet abyss]

I guess im used to places with standards

[tiny notch]

ok so i looked at remote IT jobs in the uk

anyone wanna guess how many

[covert shard]

Even extensions are separted by size

[quiet abyss]

If you do that here, they would stab you with the screwdriver you just tossed wherever the hell

[upbeat verge]

at least 3

[upbeat verge]

.

[tiny notch]

[covert shard]

Less than one

[tiny notch]

1

[covert shard]

Fuck

[tiny notch]

AWS AI Solutions Architect

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306026800480256010/1496972930293170247/IQ_Crow.gif

[opal star]

Already taken, sorry bud.

Keep searching.

[covert shard]

We*do have an pile of pliers, screwdrivers in a corner of the eorkshop

[upbeat verge]

aaah , close I was close

[tiny notch]

GEN AI EXPERIENCE REQUIRED 😭

[timber oxide]

The what experience

[covert shard]

I will send a pic for you guys see later

[timber oxide]

There's no experience to be had there

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

Fuckin' hell... Can't even be latino

[quiet abyss]

You need to be able to type some nonsense

Surely

[timber oxide]

That's just school

[quiet abyss]

Wait cant you just lie about your experience?

How does one check your experience with genai

[opal star]

Your chat gpt history.

😂

[quiet abyss]

“Write a prompt now to show youre experienced” just write something

[tiny notch]

if youre using chatgpt to code youre stupid

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i used chat gpt like 3 times in the span of a year

Thats experience

[tiny notch]

chatgpt is so bad for anything

[quiet abyss]

[tiny notch]

[copper vapor]

send them your prompt history for nsfw images

[quiet abyss]

Doesnt it lie 48% of the time or smth

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/self-report-among-us-troll-fia-agent-gif-3619993576443358983

[tiny notch]

it just doesnt know things

[opal star]

Higher.

[copper vapor]

I'm not the one looking at a job offering for "AI Solutions Architect"

[quiet abyss]

Their internal audit came back with around those numbers, but who knows

[timber oxide]

Send ME the prompt history for nsfw images

[upbeat verge]

it hallucinates information and makes it look presentable
same way you typed an essay completely full of shit in highschool but just made it nicely structured

[tiny notch]

i just searched remote IT jobs in the UK on indeed and it was the only result

[opal star]

It's borka, but slightly educated.

[quiet abyss]

Thats too nice to it

[tiny notch]

its like if ivan went to three universities

[copper vapor]

3 fake universities that mailed him the diploma

[quiet abyss]

I am a firm believer that we have only regressed since chatgpt began it’s unfortunate existence

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

common opinion

my dentist's office has a fuckign a.i photo

its that bad

[quiet abyss]

And every other ai software

[timber oxide]

If that makes you feel any better, I have a master's degree in translation studies and I can't work in that field so I just do other stuff

[quiet abyss]

Abolishing ai would only be a W

[tiny notch]

a resturaunt near me took a photo of their building and fed it through an AI generator

for their advertisement

[copper vapor]

we've been regressing since before chatgpt

[opal star]

Reminds me of that barbershop in turkey.

[tiny notch]

i think we started regressing with the advent of social media

[copper vapor]

social media has been making society worse since [insert facebook release date]
heck, one could say it's since orkut

[quiet abyss]

What happened to jensen ackles

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-handshake-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-gif-22101046

great minds

[quiet abyss]

[opal star]

Pre hair transplant.

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

we started regressing ever since john romero left ID

[quiet abyss]

Funniest shit i ever seen

[tiny notch]

since kirkbride stop taking meth

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

jokin

[tiny notch]

you may be jokin but i am jorkin

https://tenor.com/view/you-and-i-are-not-so-different-raimi-meme-green-goblin-spiderman-gif-20908369

[upbeat verge]

wtf are you postin

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-days-without-nonsense-gif-26130271

[upbeat verge]

freak

[tiny notch]

😭

cant say shit anymore

im currently looking at second hand tech on ebay

theres so much i want

[quiet abyss]

Nonsensical bullshit and offtopic go hand in hand

[upbeat verge]

such as?

[opal star]

This feels like spicy 2.0.

[quiet abyss]

A bag of 100 dollar bills?

Whole ass santa sack of them

[tiny notch]

hard drives, new headphones, lighting, Lenovo ThinkCentre M720Q, a new keyboard, ram

i wanna get a portable monitor for my server

i want a KVM

raspberry pi

[hexed stag]

[quiet abyss]

So much random shit, man i just want to afford to LIVE

[upbeat verge]

do not compare rain to spicy

[opal star]

Fucks with the rebrand, lol.

[tiny notch]

whatd spicy do again

[upbeat verge]

U want too much

[tiny notch]

a girl can dream

[upbeat verge]

settle for crack like a normal person

[tiny notch]

[upbeat verge]

exist

[tiny notch]

christ is king in bio when

i wanna convert the m720q into a custom router

[upbeat verge]

hard drives legit ain't that expensive if u cut cost on some features

[tiny notch]

i know

but again

17p

[upbeat verge]

idk

draw furries

or porn

or furry porn

[tiny notch]

looking through the dune movie to find where i am in the book

~1 hour into the movie

[quiet abyss]

Ivan is onto smth

Or on something

[upbeat verge]

both

[tiny notch]

i didnt realise how much changed in adaptation to the new movies

[timber oxide]

On it

[quiet abyss]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HHS02DfbMAAiKC3.mp4

[upbeat verge]

we're chuds , in a world that don't want us no more

[quiet abyss]

This is how i see @vital venture

Btw

[timber oxide]

That's how I see everyone in this chat

[quiet abyss]

Its mutual

[tiny notch]

they should invent job piracy

[timber oxide]

Including myself

[upbeat verge]

bro

[quiet abyss]

Yeah, lets be honest, offtopic is chudtopic

[upbeat verge]

thats called robbing

[tiny notch]

im onto something

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

i bet youd also call this a shelf

[upbeat verge]

job piracy lord almighty

[tiny notch]

[upbeat verge]

a small shelf

[covert shard]

Ddosing? The online form of threating with a gun?

[tiny notch]

no thats my amazing invention

[quiet abyss]

Nice shelf

[upbeat verge]

yes

a shelf

[quiet abyss]

[tiny notch]

its a book seperator taped to a wall

[upbeat verge]

With some squiggly shit

[tiny notch]

its not a shelf

[upbeat verge]

aaah

a wall shelf
@quiet abyss

[tiny notch]

no

[upbeat verge]

ofc ofc

[tiny notch]

[quiet abyss]

How in the fuck is the tape holding up

Yes a wall shelf

Taped to a wall

[tiny notch]

nuh uh

[quiet abyss]

As a wall shelf would be

[tiny notch]

this is a new thing

[quiet abyss]

So wall shelf it is

[upbeat verge]

[quiet abyss]

Youre not creative

[upbeat verge]

I'm dying i cant

[quiet abyss]

Its just a shelf in a new flavor

[tiny notch]

[quiet abyss]

Babe wake up, new wall shelf just dropped

[upbeat verge]

its a shelf , but on a wall and it has a squigly bit on the sides

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

which by definition

still makes it a shelf

[tiny notch]

i hope yall know this is a bit

[upbeat verge]

we do

[quiet abyss]

We do

[upbeat verge]

[quiet abyss]

Its just much funnier this way

[tiny notch]

cant make it too obvious with some folk here

[quiet abyss]

(Im deadly serious)

[upbeat verge]

(me too)

[quiet abyss]

Wall shelf

[pallid sapphire]

Its a shelf

[upbeat verge]

BUT ON A WALL THO

[covert shard]

Just thought of something

[quiet abyss]

Now it has to be true

[upbeat verge]

DAS THE THING

[covert shard]

Convoys in action movies are dumb

[quiet abyss]

The german said so, they notoriously have no humor

[covert shard]

Military convoys are great and all, now Personal Security convoys... God

[pallid sapphire]

I mean,its a wall shelf

[covert shard]

Like: "oh he is being targeted we must move without them noticing us"

[upbeat verge]

insane pull

[covert shard]

Then go around and use fuckin 3 G-wagons to transport a guy

[copper vapor]

that's the main character right there

[upbeat verge]

YO

@tiny notch BITCH

[quiet abyss]

New protag dropped

[tiny notch]

me

[upbeat verge]

give me an idea of what to learn next on linux

I dont mean a new distro

[tiny notch]

setup a proxmox server

[oblique belfry]

hm ?

[quiet abyss]

Pov: cavemen finding the first female wolf

[upbeat verge]

MF DO I LOOK LIKE GOOGLE

[hexed stag]

set up a swap file

[pallid sapphire]

Learn not to talk about linux every 2 minutes

[hexed stag]

idk

[covert shard]

Like

[upbeat verge]

mind yo business

[covert shard]

They could very well use some old ass cars to blend in better

[pallid sapphire]

Read the convo around the ping

[oblique belfry]

i did

again

?

[pallid sapphire]

[covert shard]

Like: no one will bat an eye to a clio, a ford Ka or even a Opel celta

[upbeat verge]

I'm not causing trouble I asked rain a simple question

[copper vapor]

he would die if he couldn't talk about his current hyperfixation every so often without pinging half the server

[pallid sapphire]

Your soul belongs to Riot and Epic

[oblique belfry]

not really

[upbeat verge]

rude

[copper vapor]

doge

new mario ytp

[oblique belfry]

can yo fak of

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

he's not sleeping doge

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

wife left cookies on the table

is this a litmus test

is this a trap

[upbeat verge]

no the fk it didnt

[copper vapor]

will I die if I eat them

[pallid sapphire]

My wife made pudding....

[oblique belfry]

BRING ME BACK OH CAPTAIN 🗣️

[quiet abyss]

Eat them

Fat chud

[copper vapor]

peak

[quiet abyss]

Nah but i would

My fat ass cant restrain myself

[pallid sapphire]

She made 10 cups,5 with foil and 5 without

[covert shard]

@quiet abyss check this shit out

Wanka

[proven tundra]

I'm gonna eat the pudding that doesn't have foil in it

[pallid sapphire]

I think, she thinks, i like pudding skin

[pallid sapphire]

Wata

[quiet abyss]

Ok the hammer pile is a staple of a shop

Regardless of standards

[copper vapor]

1st pic is fallout 3 or 4

[quiet abyss]

Or quality

[covert shard]

Lmao dissing me out?

[quiet abyss]

Nah

Deadass tho

[covert shard]

Apparently where I work is the most decent shop in the city.... From what I heard

[pallid sapphire]

Wheres the soft hammer that nearly falls apart for sensitive stuff

[quiet abyss]

That… is a scary prospect

[covert shard]

The black hammer besides the 2 spring tensioners or the white mallet

[pallid sapphire]

Neither

Its a soft netal hammer that splinters so you dont damage rims etc

For expensive shit

[covert shard]

Ya think?

[copper vapor]

you underestimate the 3rd world country's levels of "barely holding together" things and places

[pallid sapphire]

Porsche,Lamborghini etc

Ah fuck its a VW

[quiet abyss]

That guy is small

[covert shard]

Bold of you to assume we work with that level of shit

[quiet abyss]

Probably

[covert shard]

Opel celta

[covert shard]

2 weeks to remove a head valve cover from a VW Pickup

[pallid sapphire]

That shit is not an opel

[covert shard]

I meant expensive shit

[tiny notch]

theyre happy

[covert shard]

There is one behind it

[pallid sapphire]

Opel isnt expensive

[copper vapor]

over there maybe

[pallid sapphire]

Cheapest shit here,best quality

Mostly driven by the elderly

[covert shard]

Guess the problem

[pallid sapphire]

[quiet abyss]

Laff overestimating third world vehicles

[copper vapor]

dirt

[pallid sapphire]

Everything

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

Aint got no gas in it

[copper vapor]

is there a "wash me" message finger-written across the windshield or the rear window

[pallid sapphire]

Guess the problem

[quiet abyss]

Hole

Is problem

[pallid sapphire]

Water in hole

You shouldnt have water under your floor

[quiet abyss]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HHS02DfbMAAiKC3.mp4

Probably not

[proven tundra]

Why's he so fat

[quiet abyss]

Iscreem

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

I want ice cream

[quiet abyss]

Me too man

He ate it all

[proven tundra]

But alas

[quiet abyss]

[pallid sapphire]

!catbomb

[solid sundial]

http://i.imgur.com/JdBkXcD.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/Y2P5Sex.jpg
https://i.reddituploads.com/f95257f1739542ec9d65e8978c594a05?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=6031706d8936f2dcb74564274bba4b47
https://i.imgur.com/MmetswC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/pILV6vg.jpg

[proven tundra]

We are having carrot cake for my daughter's bday celebration

[pallid sapphire]

!carbomb

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lemoner-lemon-fruit-gif-8336049723534042865

[proven tundra]

With cream cheese frosting

Nom

[quiet abyss]

NO NOT IRELAND

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Try not to bomb a car challenge 99% fail!

[proven tundra]

Ooooooooh

NOT bomb a car

I think I know what I've been doing wrong

[quiet abyss]

Surely

Man, ireland is just booming with excitement

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

fuck yeah

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

It's her fav

[copper vapor]

we usually make carrot cakes with chocolate frosting over here

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-turkish-jason-statham-tommy-snatch-gif-21722957

[copper vapor]

there was a meme some time ago I saw on twitter

"alternate universe, chocolate cake with carrot frosting"

it looked disgusting and delicious at the same time lmao

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Car bombings?

[proven tundra]

Yes

[quiet abyss]

Based

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

yea it's the bomb

[proven tundra]

IT'S BOOMING
WITH BOMBS
from terrorists

Get it

[quiet abyss]

Never would have got it

Thanks man

[proven tundra]

Hopefully she likes her present

(nothing)

[quiet abyss]

Its gonna be explosive

Ok im done

[proven tundra]

I took her clothes shopping on Saturday

Nothing exploded lol

(except my credit card lmao)

[quiet abyss]

Ok i read that SO wrong

dw about it

[proven tundra]

I'm not

More worried about your reading abilities

[upbeat verge]

alto go back to school

[proven tundra]

Engrish is hard okay

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

Well... Apparently the owner of the car states that the fifth gear does not enter

We suspected to be something akin to the belts

When we took the oil pan to since the oil was dark as shit

The "Virabrequim" (idfk how to translate that to English)

Was broken

Like chucked of it missing

[proven tundra]

Google says crankshaft

[midnight flame]

Sounds inconvenient

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np14MGVOHhk

something something mythical pull

[covert shard]

Yeah... We are going to do the entire engine again

The crankshaft alone is around 2 grand soo...

[midnight flame]

Sounds like a problem for people with cars

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss @marsh cargo @slim blaze @wet orchid @pallid sapphire

[covert shard]

And mechanics

[midnight flame]

Sadly i don't own one so i don't get it

[covert shard]

Huh... What and odd feeling of deja vu

[teal spade]

[covert shard]

Do you own a pc?

[teal spade]

huh?

[midnight flame]

Oh no he is very glad he can charge you 5K for it

[midnight flame]

Yeah

[covert shard]

Imagine if your pc does not boot and the technician guy says that you have to rebuy everything, since your motherboard blown everything up