╟❓general-offtopic

[pallid sapphire]

20 degrees

nice

[velvet stump]

i do not have words to express how much i hate two tone rifles

[onyx vigil]

okay so soon i will have bought some stocks so now i just got to wait

[copper vapor]

first world problems

[velvet stump]

no its not

any well organized terrorist organization should properly employ camouflage

[timber oxide]

works 👍

[copper vapor]

why is this at the top of the featured search

[static axle]

got me a birb

[proven tundra]

good thing I looked lol

defaulted to 60hz

I was wondering why my game didn't look like it was moving faster than 60

[copper vapor]

I hate when windows does that on its own

https://tenor.com/jO88OdNnAPS.gif

[snow tree]

Only reason I got new g502 is because I wore down the rubbers completely

It still works and I keep it just in case

[copper vapor]

did it twice with my 180hz screen in the past

[timber oxide]

My G502 is so used up it's about to become wireless

[copper vapor]

defaults it back to 60 outta nowhere

[rocky turtle]

eat it

[copper vapor]

Youtube is chaos-flavored again

https://tenor.com/bEfRP.gif

[verbal gate]

that happened to my tecware phantom keyboard, so I just replaced the cable with a usb C connector

[timber oxide]

I lack the skills necessary to not fuck up my mouse by doing that

I'm just gonna use some electrical tape and hope it works 👍

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

roast it first

[static axle]

hard to roast a magical birb

[copper vapor]

use magic fire

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

naah, im going goat hunting

[brittle karma]

https://fixvx.com/KurosaiSenpai/status/2050712600149684691?s=20

Kurosai 黒才 (@KurosaiSenpai)

The TikTokification of the East has improved race relations

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 2, 2026, 11:02 PM

[tiny notch]

you ever click a gif from the searcher without fully watching it

[copper vapor]

yes

[tiny notch]

i accidedntally posted a femboy edit of something </3

[copper vapor]

had a mr beast jumpscare in a gif I sent the other day

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

i just searched "disapointed incredibles" and clicked the first one

[snow tree]

"accidentally" sure buddy

[rocky turtle]

[verbal gate]

who was it that sent a message about how much he hates the benjammins guy with a gif that has a frame where it changes to the guy

lmao

[tiny notch]

its the first gif

[past rover]

Holy navi throw

Guys I think nuke is slightly CT sided

[static axle]

the great goat snatcher strikes again

[snow tree]

Nah, Vit is just better

[runic condor]

had one for 6 years now

[copper vapor]

I like how the animals you pick up never struggle to try breaking free

[runic condor]

still works like brand new

[past rover]

Vit is 12-1 in OT

[static axle]

they just happy to be included

[snow tree]

G502 supremacy

[tiny notch]

skyrim mod pack?

[copper vapor]

they just

https://tenor.com/bOS9V.gif

[static axle]

[static axle]

"oh well, was fun life "

[copper vapor]

stranger of paradise ost so good

if I had disk space to spare I'd reinstall it right now

[upbeat verge]

founder and developer of catchyos looks liek the most linux user a linux user can look

[copper vapor]

careful

this'll be you one day

[upbeat verge]

ah hell naw

[tiny notch]

why the claude code guy kinda cute

[upbeat verge]

ending it

[upbeat verge]

Just a lil guy

me fr

[snow tree]

Claude code 🥀 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[tiny notch]

damn this requires a subscription

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

no thanks bub

[upbeat verge]

subscription on linux

hell naw fam

wrap it the fuck up

[copper vapor]

SOP is so badly optimized I get more consistent performance by locking it to 60fps instead of setting it to 120

[static axle]

well it had a nice 10 second life as a captive untill i had to butcher it

[copper vapor]

thanks, team ninja

[proven tundra]

noooooo

[past rover]

Oh I found a pirate site with a subscription

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

[smoky moon]

10m of thermonuclear fan noise

[past rover]

Dude for that price might as well pay the damn corpos

[upbeat verge]

dont mention such stuff

[pallid sapphire]

Get banned son

[tiny notch]

i tried to get one of my teachers to cover the cost of claude code for me and he said only if he could use my labour guys planning on buying an entire cause claude premium anyway

[proven tundra]

Hey at least they didn't mention the name or link the site

[past rover]

I wasnt

[copper vapor]

free lunch doesn't exist

[past rover]

Its SOMEWHERE on FMHY

[upbeat verge]

[copper vapor]

I mean
Grok himself posted a piracy site earlier today

[tiny notch]

retard

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

fucking moron

i told u not to

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

omg....

its like with a kid

[proven tundra]

let's just casually break Discord TOS

[tiny notch]

"dont post the link" posts how to get the link

[upbeat verge]

you tell it dont behead yourself
and theyre alreayd off to france

[verbal gate]

bailiff, smack his nuts please, extra hard this time

[upbeat verge]

wtf man

[copper vapor]

ey man if grok can do it

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

so can we

[upbeat verge]

rule 4 mate @past rover

[past rover]

Ill see myself out

[copper vapor]

right?

[upbeat verge]

you fucking dinguss

[snow tree]

Guys you should avoid this crazy site called SciHub

[copper vapor]

ask chatgpt a list of pirating websites so you can avoid them

[upbeat verge]

yes.

[smoky moon]

Nooo nooo you should pay 60€ per month to see a 1967 article

[copper vapor]

1967, huh.

[upbeat verge]

honestly

learn to use the internet archive

[proven tundra]

I know this site where you can get games for free
but I don't really like using it, and I'm pretty sure the owner is a scum sucker
||Epic Games Launcher||

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

[smoky moon]

200°C acid synthesis with lead catalyst

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/MDNp.gif

[uneven sapphire]

Pog? @timber oxide

[tiny notch]

i love disney+ guys always pay your subscriptions

[timber oxide]

That's pretty good

[copper vapor]

why are there two star wars

[uneven sapphire]

i just found them

[tiny notch]

uh

the new one

and

the sequal

[timber oxide]

Explore the sector, maybe you'll find something really good

[copper vapor]

I meant these

[proven tundra]

ALSO ALSO
I just realized I didn't download updated drivers for the GPU whoops

[upbeat verge]

woah is that the amazing media server app called jellyfin

[copper vapor]

why are there two of the original

[tiny notch]

the new one

and the old one

[copper vapor]

the new one from 1977 and the old one from 1977?

[upbeat verge]

the og

[tiny notch]

yes

[upbeat verge]

and remastered version

jesus fuck

[copper vapor]

why doesn't it differentiate lol

[verbal gate]

I can't believe that you'd make that kinda joke man, I'm disappointed in you now

[upbeat verge]

cuz jellyfin is picky

[smoky moon]

With fat anakin

[copper vapor]

I didn't make the joke

[copper vapor]

he's 50+ years old bruh I bet you can't keep your figure at that age

[upbeat verge]

and because rain doesn't know I guess how to make it differentiage

kidding

[smoky moon]

Remind me in 23y

[tiny notch]

nah its cause one was solo but it for somereason got fucked by jellyifn into being a clone of a new hope

[upbeat verge]

if the metadata isn't embedded within the film

jellyfin wont know

[static axle]

a chick

[tiny notch]

hence the photos of ep 2 and 5

[upbeat verge]

so it sees start wars title and just puts star wars on the app

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

oh my god I'm in disco elysium

[tiny notch]

crunchy

[smoky moon]

The sector is a star

[upbeat verge]

2 subtitles btw

rain wtf

[copper vapor]

so

[uneven sapphire]

it was like an event to find a crashed Hege veteran from the Ai wars

[copper vapor]

@tiny notch you got one assignment

[upbeat verge]

this is unprofessional

[tiny notch]

ones jellyfins

ones the movies

[copper vapor]

watch the real star wars aka the one where han shot first

[uneven sapphire]

i gave her 100 men to establish the outpost

[upbeat verge]

WHY EVEN HAVE THE SUBTITLES ITS A MOVIE IN ENGLISH

[copper vapor]

Jabba speaks alien language

[upbeat verge]

I guess

[copper vapor]

so do many other aliens

[upbeat verge]

but

she can remove the jellyfin one

[timber oxide]

That's the only way to get an AI controlled XIV Onslaught btw

[tiny notch]

its enabled by default

[upbeat verge]

ok then disable it

jesus christ rain I'm finna punch you

[uneven sapphire]

the other is the void right?

[timber oxide]

That's not the same

[uneven sapphire]

that has no shield

[timber oxide]

How do you even know that

[upbeat verge]

mint users

[timber oxide]

No shield is best shield

[tiny notch]

i need to uh

rerip

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo its time for your sm2 gaming

[tiny notch]

these movies at higher res

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

how much space do u have

[tiny notch]

i have the cds

just nothing to rip em

[tiny notch]

1tb

[uneven sapphire]

Uhhhhh

[tiny notch]

no raid btw

[upbeat verge]

raid dont matter

[tiny notch]

no back ups

[upbeat verge]

theyre on dvd?

[tiny notch]

yes

[timber oxide]

Give it to the terrorists, nothing bad will happen, trust

[upbeat verge]

or blueray

[tiny notch]

dvd

[upbeat verge]

then

they wont me more than a couple gigs each

which means

[uneven sapphire]

holy fucking shit

[upbeat verge]

u can rip all with lossless compression with makemkv

[tiny notch]

id have to yoinkem from my grandpapas collection

[upbeat verge]

no need to use any tools like handbrake for recompressing it cuz dvd isn't large anyway

[marsh cargo]

theres an rng chance i need to leave

[quiet abyss]

RNG?

HOW

[marsh cargo]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

what?

that makes no sense

[marsh cargo]

so i have to pick up my sibling
but he said he would call one of our siblings to pick him up

[upbeat verge]

tbh everything on my shit is uncompressed even music
and the 3+ hour 4k LOTR movies
but I have 4tb to work with so i have a lot of headroom even for many movies in advance

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

he never specifies

[quiet abyss]

oh so it wouldnt be that long anyways, right?

[uneven sapphire]

what do i even do with it 😭

[marsh cargo]

nah it would be like 30 mins tops

[quiet abyss]

oh then no big deal

[marsh cargo]

issue is if im mid mission

[quiet abyss]

the fact you call your sibling rng is funny

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

thats fine, you just lose rewards

i can keep going

just need 4 more operation

as sniper

[upbeat verge]

@tiny notch did you originally rip them compressed or what

[quiet abyss]

also ive decided i fucking hate the las fusil

entirely

no upsides

i guess you can shoot hordes

but thats pointless and retarded

[timber oxide]

A few things

[tiny notch]

yes

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1500511883667705876/8d1069e505a84e0dbfcd3bdd8e1de45a.mov?ex=69f8b417&is=69f76297&hm=b08d8e225f1e0a0498173a8d7d41840eec45a47d60fbd54c3c08a2a00739f379&

[quiet abyss]

its so pear

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/PKMN_twt/status/2050747677017591917

Pokémon Aesthetics (@PKMN_twt)

My Onix was knocked out and now I'm on my way to the Pokemon center

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 3, 2026, 1:22 AM

[timber oxide]

Keep it for now

It's a secret weapon that will help you later

[timber oxide]

yum

[uneven sapphire]

so i should not tell the hege about it

[tiny notch]

ROTS is so good

[timber oxide]

It's bro's first run and he's already helping the Hegemony, I'm so proud

||I don't even know if you can give it to them||

[quiet abyss]

pov: ogryn car

[uneven sapphire]

i mean

[quiet abyss]

also

pov: cadia

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

[uneven sapphire]

Money or honor

[dreamy moth]

[timber oxide]

I mean you can do that
But you might need it later

[dreamy moth]

moeny 100%

get that bread

[uneven sapphire]

i saved to see what happens

it doesnt worth it to give it away

[timber oxide]

Oh you might need it much later

Not right now

[uneven sapphire]

other than getting a hight importance contact

[dreamy moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239693595917811753/1435880445454848130/convert.gif

[timber oxide]

At some point in your run a certain group of people might cause you some issues and they can be bribed with a certain item in your possession

[uneven sapphire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033785083343151197/1099054369506345120/freeze-1.gif

[timber oxide]

||I personally give it to Arroyo because he's based like that||

[uneven sapphire]

also i repaired my battle group eagle

it was pretty cheap

like 200k

[timber oxide]

You did what

[dreamy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-explode-shatter-cat-gif-10358843112865587060

[uneven sapphire]

[dreamy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/pukeko-baby-pukeko-bird-big-feet-baby-bird-gif-17348863752699685649

[copper vapor]

zergling rush

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-dance-rat-dance-naked-rat-dance-naked-rat-rat-jam-gif-895067322878568988

[oblique belfry]

o @green granite

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

what

[arctic flicker]

dropping the planetkiller into a blackhole

all these sector bums keep blowing up planets and fighting each other

[oblique belfry]

o shit helo

[sour rivet]

Who up p'ing they 90

[oblique belfry]

rush E

👀

damn

[proven tundra]

neat

[sour rivet]

Sokol

[tiny notch]

thinking about it

the only 3 men ive ever found attractive

have metal arms

johnny, anakin and bucky

[tiny notch]

all have a metal arm

theres the correlation

[sour rivet]

but why did you say it below the meme

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo "Fuck outta here" bolt sniper with that 75% damage boost is hilarious

[tiny notch]

cuz i was thinking about it

[sour rivet]

you arent allowed to do that

[tiny notch]

yes i am

[sour rivet]

no thinking allowed

[tiny notch]

ahh a true emperor supporter

[sour rivet]

no

[rocky turtle]

i didnt got heatcardo after 40 rolls

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/limbus-company-ricardo--k01KQQN00VGAMEM30ZN5B04JXC4

[oblique belfry]

finally

[tiny notch]

long hair
metal arm
terrorist

[oblique belfry]

space

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/kawaii_nekoniko/status/2050873147671576682?s=20

にこちゃまちゃんぬる (@kawaii_nekoniko)

手羽中の甘辛焼きしじみ汁たべました

X · May 3, 2026, 9:40 AM

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-danny-devito--k01KQQMSPRQH7QVT6X07BW5D9CQ

[copper vapor]

gambling

[pliant chasm]

holy shit power went out for 2 hours

i feel so alive now that it's back

[oblique belfry]

"wealth is evil" mfers when they get 1 million dollars in their bank account

[sour rivet]

you had 2 hours to escape

to be free

[pliant chasm]

nah man fuck that

not at 7pm

if it was morning then sure i can go out

[sour rivet]

you could have looked to the stars

[pliant chasm]

it wasn't that dark

it was dark enough that you can't see
but not night time

absolute worst time for it to go

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo ew two dark angels stinkies

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

havent played in a while

KSP is a bit like minecraft

[copper vapor]

he could have
looked outside

[real aspen]

as in i get a month or so of playing and then forget

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/kAKD91uKWWI.gif

[verbal gate]

wonderful, thank you

[real aspen]

how much ram do you have?

[verbal gate]

am I bout to get my ass reamed? 16gb

[uneven sapphire]

big yums

[real aspen]

yeah you'll probably lag out

[sour rivet]

me when i open the window to the vortex chamber

[real aspen]

i'll test

you really don't need that many mods though

[oblique belfry]

HELLO ?

AM I ON 8-3

[uneven sapphire]

Ooo @timber oxide i saw on a few clips that this ship is pretty good?

[marsh cargo]

its funny

[timber oxide]

nah

[marsh cargo]

dont ask pyrson opinion on anything high tech

[oblique belfry]

nvm its an illusion

[timber oxide]

Especially phase slop

[oblique belfry]

we are on 2-1

[quiet abyss]

buddy does NOT want the armor boost

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1490026684873703576/RDT_20260404_1156585972141160812453774.gif

[marsh cargo]

i still have mine

[timber oxide]

The first time I actually used a phase ship was during this very run when I hacked one

[quiet abyss]

ok then

[verbal gate]

eh, if it comes to it I can still read things, I'll just discard things that aren't what I like

[timber oxide]

At this rate, I will get that diplomatic victory in no time

[zealous depot]

Sup my bitches

[rocky turtle]

sup my bitch

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

bitch bober

[proven tundra]

FINALLY

We can shit

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-abiotic-factor-toilet-abiotic-factor-meme-planet-of-the-apes-abiotic-factor-monkey-gif-13548517721788507103

[static axle]

@copper vapor why is yann such an annoying piece of shit

i hate his missions

he like dutch

[rocky turtle]

no way we are sralnya now

[oblique belfry]

o

[real aspen]

@verbal gate
JNSQ because 2.5x scale fucks
restock, most of modern mods are in that aesthetic
near future suite (use last version for launch vehicles and spacecraft, not latest)
far future suite
kerbal atomics and associated mods like cryo engines and cryo tanks
SSPX
waterfall
basics like editor extensions, rcs build aid, mechjeb, kerbal engineer and such
atmosphere autopilot fly-by-wire
mk2 and mk3 stockalike extensions
whatever selection if visuals you want EVE is safe bet

plus whatever dependencies and recommended mods those things give you on ckan

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[uneven sapphire]

money time

[quiet abyss]

SPACE MARINE 2 YOU RAT BASTARD

connection problems worse than darktide smh

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

I'm a wizard Harry

[slim magnet]

he ate them

[quiet abyss]

i cant believe darktide has better servers than sm2

wait they fixed it a little

[real aspen]

@verbal gate this is on main menu with the list i sent
(to be fair it has like 4 planet packs thrown in cuz i was experimenting with making them compatible)

[upbeat verge]

?

mythical pull?

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1123782681147232356/1427569641143795842/RDT_20251014_0411354023515161516301531.jpg?ex=69f854d5&is=69f70355&hm=a1a0063fe1fe0aa888b48fde3398ec8037184eed16054a91b33aa5a99864f00f&=&format=webp

[verbal gate]

whats the worst that can happen

I'll just set up a screen in front of my pc to catch the shrapnel

[real aspen]

it's funny how i have 64 gigs with a 1060 and 8700k

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

i needed it back in college for network sims

and got lucky with a kit on discount

[upbeat verge]

2/3 weeks before everyone drops unturned

calling it

[timid hollow]

thats like 2 weeks too much

[upbeat verge]

true

das fax

[timid hollow]

doge will play the new map for a few days and when hes done hes done

[primal granite]

hey, can anyone send me a copy of WPO mod?

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@primal granite

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[primal granite]

sorry!

[worn quail]

There are achievements in misery now

Must do them someday

[sour rivet]

hes been playing for almost a week

[blazing maple]

graves is great

[oblique belfry]

isnt that every game ?

[sour rivet]

chat

the cow is here

the disease is starting to spread

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

wanna join?

we have a nitwit anyways

[zealous depot]

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/no-smh-nope-mark-wahlberg-not-gif-5392573

[zealous depot]

What if I was to get space marine

[rocky turtle]

too late

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

sh

[quiet abyss]

we would play it taco

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

but you still need to figure out how not to ditch me

and stay awake or smth

[zealous depot]

[velvet stump]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1409108602656133200/1457472712648949882/attachment.gif?ex=69f85a7d&is=69f708fd&hm=cd14aa4603d82d851a7c94de7411e47f21229fc7b4c297f935b6f216854a599f&=&width=1152&height=1155

top ger

[sour rivet]

i do not know this tongue

[rocky turtle]

its mwadi alt again

kill him

[velvet stump]

cananda made a cool war game thingy

https://www.canada.ca/en/army/services/line-sight/articles/2025/06/commanders-intent.html

[brittle karma]

its done, time to sleep

[real aspen]

ok sleepyhead

[timid hollow]

uhhh sure

[rocky turtle]

[uneven sapphire]

:)

yay

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdWglXvd7wE

new spire vid

[zealous depot]

Spire peak

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo we shouldve kicked him ages ago

so that maybe someone of worth would join

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

NAH HE WAS USING CHAINSWORD

LIKE WHY

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

ON BULWARK

WOULD YOU DO THAT

[zealous depot]

Just be a better teammate alto

[quiet abyss]

THERES ONLY BETTER WEAPONS AVAILABLE

[marsh cargo]

he did take most of the executes not letting me heal

[quiet abyss]

chainsword is the worst weapon for bulwark (not that its bad)

[quiet abyss]

he did

he being me

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

im so him

[orchid lotus]

peak alert

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

yeah

i did

doesnt mean the other guy isnt a dumb retard

[quiet abyss]

also, just kill better, idk what to tell you

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover go back to deadlock

[marsh cargo]

i was
but you would come over
tap them once when they had 0 hp and steal it

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

deadass tho

just use grapnel

[marsh cargo]

back to the only class i feel good playing

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

droon get on the game

or else skill issue + preg

https://tenor.com/view/head-turn-cat-bingus-slow-gif-22009132

[zealous depot]

Damn doge

Mean

[rocky turtle]

🫃

[quiet abyss]

alr preg you are

[verbal gate]

I apologize

[tiny notch]

i got told to "teach my brother to make his bed as strongly as i can" and he came out acting like i was a boot camp instructor

[thick plover]

[pliant chasm]

fat chud

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jF0KxOMlSRM

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo watch as all the raveners i put into execute are stolen

XD

because the game decides to execute a warrior

CAN YOU STOP FULL KILLING THEM FOR FUCKS SAKE

just keeps blowing their shit smoove off

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

ts is frying me

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

ts pmo ong frfr

[pliant chasm]

kys tard

[tiny notch]

orange lights are so much better than white lights i dont know how people stand them

[pliant chasm]

you are actually retarded

orange lights are actual dogshit

glad we replaced most of them

[sour rivet]

whitelover 🫵

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/197522382305361921/1286514478321762315/ALL_OF_YOU_ARE_NI.gif

[quiet abyss]

TRUE!

[tiny notch]

"this room has nice lighting"
the room:

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-the-simpsons-hospital-bed-recline-press-button-gif-17760028

[uneven sapphire]

the fleet is growing

[blazing maple]

My room is illuminated at all times by a mickey mouse lamp I got from disneyland like 20 years ago

[sour rivet]

theres a ghost inside it

it needs you to put on the suit

[quiet abyss]

i cant win bro man, all my extremis kills i spend my hard earned kraks on (theyre from sparters team perk ) are being stolen by this random guy

and sparter

but especially this random

[blazing maple]

no i'm nakey

[sour rivet]

i dont care if your dangle bits are out PUT ON THE FUCKING SUIT

[blazing maple]

I can't win bro man, all my brongle kills I spend my hard earned spoingles on (they're from Grochles team perk ) are being stolen by this random guy

[latent hazel]

This coming from a mickey mouse lamp owner

[pliant chasm]

kys tard

[latent hazel]

I spit on you

[blazing maple]

Hey I didn't buy it, my parents bought it for me when I was a little kid and I kept it since it still works

I'm frugal!

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-gif-16226619360055824638

[pliant chasm]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-UnuqxXwAANsrl.gif

[verbal gate]

You a lil freaky huh

[sour rivet]

you are fungal

[latent hazel]

Did you not read what I said

Is it the purchase that is the accusation?

Or the ownership

[blazing maple]

Bunnies actually don't like being placed on their backs as it stresses them out and can cause health problems (fun fact)

[latent hazel]

What

[upbeat verge]

aight

i got one for ya

[blazing maple]

Hivan!

[latent hazel]

Yeah he looks so stressed

[sour rivet]

i didnt get a hi

this means she hates me

[upbeat verge]

Why do cows wear bells
because their horns dont work
:D

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rocky-project-hail-mary-true-get-this-man-a-true-gif-9355725765409625335

[latent hazel]

He's just a big fat chud let him be

[sour rivet]

thats it

[latent hazel]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HHS02DfbMAAiKC3.mp4

[sour rivet]

get on abiotic right meow

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-giggle-gif-26415225

hehehehe

[quiet abyss]

i love this

thanks sam

[verbal gate]

You like spitting on people huh? Lil freaky boy

[blazing maple]

<3

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

gaeee

[verbal gate]

Gnight chat

[blazing maple]

gn maynoaise jar

[sour rivet]

NOO MAYO JAR DONT FALL ASLEEP

[blazing maple]

oh it's...

a can?

[sour rivet]

THEY ARE GOING TO SCOOP YOU

[blazing maple]

a can of mayo?

[sour rivet]

wait what

the fuck you mean can

[blazing maple]

The petruevian line full of astruephage

[sour rivet]

dont post hail mary spoils pls and ty

:)

[tiny notch]

they hail mary

[sour rivet]

bro

im gonna KILL you

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rocky-project-hail-mary-rocky-phm-project-hail-mary-fist-bump-apsgifs-gif-16101424716535193089

we can only post gifs of rocky from promotional material

instead of the movie

[tiny notch]

ok thanks elon

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/phm-rocky-dancing-project-hail-mary-gif-17037390615447359100

[sour rivet]

i gotta wait until the 20th :(

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-project-hail-mary-propeller-hat-lollipop-propeller-hat-dog-gif-13754015359934698840

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/deadpool_yuchan/status/2050915419926769990?s=20 @copper vapor the goat

𝗬 𝘂 𝗰 𝗵 𝗮 𝗻 (@deadpool_yuchan)

Keeper of Hades

X · May 3, 2026, 12:28 PM

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/y320TPooDs8?si=ppArEEczw04pQ4WY @frank hearth @verbal lodge

Only 1 more trailer remains I think

[quiet abyss]

i buy people relics in siege mode, im such a nice person

[frank hearth]

[frank hearth]

i did not expect chayula fuckery

[left mantle]

All that remains is the ritual trailer

[frank hearth]

but im here for it

[left mantle]

It was obvious after keeper's league

Combined with acolyte of chayula class

Definitely seemed like they wanted poe2 breach to go in the "Chayula vs Xesht" direction

I really hope we get swords but i'll live with just an impressive endgame rework

[upbeat verge]

@frank hearth @quiet abyss idk why this cracked me the fk up

[timber oxide]

ow my eyes

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo check this out

[left mantle]

It's time to lock in though

I am so prepared to lose so much fucking sleep on the days following the 27th

I will not sleep well the day before, the day of, and every day following for like a week

[rocky turtle]

goodnight all

[copper vapor]

almost didn't recognize my best boi

[sour rivet]

i cant believe you almost didnt recognize vaal

[copper vapor]

HOW

[quiet abyss]

BALL STUCK

[copper vapor]

the colors' way too different from what he looks like in world

[quiet abyss]

BALL STUCK

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

[copper vapor]

only recognized because of that beautiful face

[quiet abyss]

[halcyon fossil]

[copper vapor]

also he's not insta-carting me with his kamehameha of poop

that's his most recognizable feature.

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

that went well @quiet abyss

[quiet abyss]

it actually did

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/kawaii_nekoniko/status/2050772644438720988

にこちゃまちゃんぬる (@kawaii_nekoniko)

牛めしたべました

X · May 3, 2026, 3:01 AM

[quiet abyss]

not a single incap from me

im happy

[copper vapor]

look at this and tell me it ain't a beaut

[proven tundra]

Fuck off

[marsh cargo]

i melta bombed myself

[sour rivet]

p!repost

[muted gyro]

⠀

[quiet abyss]

me when i stub my toe

[quiet abyss]

PEAR

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

Welcome to may

[quiet abyss]

it is true

[proven tundra]

Don't want it

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

i dont care who winter sends, IM NOT BUYIN IT

[left mantle]

Too late, after April it was always

Gonna be May

[quiet abyss]

the ONLY thing you did well

(stealing my ravener executes)

i left SO many on red

but didnt get a chance to execute

@marsh cargo not me checking armory for new things on the class i mastered already

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

i want food

im getting food

[zealous depot]

Better you than me

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Sorry rat dad

[quiet abyss]

me when someone falls off a cliff and i must pull a one liner

shouldve wore a helmet

headass

[left mantle]

https://x.com/matthewwmullin/status/2050945938999431592

Matt Mullin (@matthewwmullin)

NASA HAS RELEASED OVER 12,000 IMAGES OF THE ARTEMIS II MISSION.

Unbelievable perspectives captured by the Crew! The aurora on the eclipse is incredible.

X · May 3, 2026, 2:29 PM

https://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos/ShowQueryResults-Lightcycle.pl?results=1777772559122361 here it is

It may take a minute to load

[proven tundra]

Too bad the moon isn't real

[left mantle]

What do you mean, it's real! It's just made of cheese

Just ask IGN about cheese!

[pliant chasm]

@oblique belfry YESMATEY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1465392063561465859/1500607143600980189/yesmatey-2x.gif

[proven tundra]

THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE

GOGOGO

[timid hollow]

"a device"

[static axle]

what would be a good color combo for armor

[proven tundra]

Black and dark green

[static axle]

dont have green open

guess im off to adveture for it

[proven tundra]

Dang

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

Funniest part is when someone is like "funny how the earth is like 3.7x the size of the moon" my first thought is

"May I introduce you to the concept of perspective?"

[static axle]

is green the accent?

how about grim looking clothe strips hanging armor

[marsh cargo]

what a good pull
thanks youtube

[static axle]

[left mantle]

Man these images are so fuckin cool man

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

Ye

[left mantle]

[marsh cargo]

dirt planet

[static axle]

okie gimme a moment i go get the dye

[proven tundra]

Somebody got water all over it

[left mantle]

They're just washing it off for the photos

[proven tundra]

[halcyon fossil]

sudsy planet

[oblique belfry]

yarr ?

[static axle]

lets see, it might be prog locked, cause i remember drinking some sort of dye but i dont have teal in the dye menu

[proven tundra]

you drank the dye

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

well you use it to learn it

but i like to think he drink it

[copper vapor]

it's always funny in these games that you need to 'eat/drink' the thing to learn it

good thing CD doesn't make you eat the books to learn recipes

[verbal lodge]

the 29th cannot come sooner
duelist confirmed? we getting sword class?

[static axle]

poison
eats it
this thing is posonous, you shouldnt eat it

[static axle]

yeah nah, need to probably find the green dye guys

i wonder if the furries and the little childs

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

One can hope.

[verbal lodge]

time to spam boneshatter in poe 2 too

[static axle]

WHERES THE GREEN DYEHOUSE

for fucks sake

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

@proven tundra i has acquired green

also dark blue

some yellow, red and black

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

and white ofc

[marsh cargo]

[uneven sapphire]

i really need officers

[cunning bronze]

https://x.com/ShirrakoGaming/status/2051042930740150599?s=20

Shirrako (@ShirrakoGaming)

Dark Souls Trilogy Remake in development.

A reputable source from my mirror reports.

X · May 3, 2026, 8:55 PM

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-cat-eyes-lets-take-a-look-contexto-gif-2209305345601786029

no way this is real

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-wild-hunt-heathcliff-limbus--k01KQQXMXPX8FXPD3MCZ4CMTC6V

[cunning bronze]

making some hot choco rn

with some choco cookies

my belly will not like this

alas

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

chocolate rain

[static axle]

something like this?

[proven tundra]

Too bright

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-gif-20962699

[static axle]

@proven tundrawhat about the cloths hanging? green too?

[proven tundra]

I like that

[static axle]

sumting liiek this

[proven tundra]

ohhhhh yeahhhhh

very nice

[static axle]

it a bit brighter in the sun

[cunning bronze]

the fuck you got the phoenix already

[arctic flicker]

looking like the wraith rider from lotr

[runic condor]

witch king

[static axle]

its easy af

just shoot it

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/cptdankkk/status/2050976383065575478

cpt dank (@cptdankkk)

Tony Hawk reveals turning down $500,000 from Activision was the best financial decision of his life

"When they were close to launching the game, they started to sense that there was buzz about it. It was already getting good reviews from previews and they felt this surge of interest"

"They offered me a buyout of future royalties right before the game launched. They offered me half a million dollars. They said you get that right now and then no money going forward"

"No one had ever spoken those types of numbers to me before, but I felt like I was in a pretty good place. I was doing well in other ways. I was still skating a lot, doing events, I had good endorsements, and I thought I'm gonna take a risk and I don't need that money right now"

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 3, 2026, 4:30 PM

[uneven sapphire]

I'll fucking blow up every retarded ludic motherfucker and their 100000 bajilion eradicators

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/InternetH0F/status/2051029566274093383

internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F)

Man abandons suicide attempt after the police brought him a kebab

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 3, 2026, 8:02 PM

[cunning bronze]

i assume its in the crimson desert, the story didnt take me there yet

[thick plover]

Holy shit he almost got scammed

[marsh cargo]

i am sooo curious to eat an actual kebab

[copper vapor]

all you need is love food

[thick plover]

Food made with love

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gusto-ko-to-3--k01KQQYY2TE4SSN7T63Z066WFA0

[static axle]

yeah its near traders expanse, aint nothing but sand

i just adventure to places to get shit

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Miggs_fmp/status/2051046585610506692
@sour rivet

🤠Miggs🤠 (@Miggs_fmp)

[000] House of Waffles IDs

The true W Corp.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 3, 2026, 9:09 PM

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/thugnificent's-watch-gif-14054927886368331067

[marsh cargo]

i dont need to tl

[copper vapor]

somethingsomething ivory king

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-doctor-pigeon-doctor-walking-t-mobile-gif-7871406254764076813

me and frog fellas putting ivory king to rest

[marsh cargo]

see youyou got it

[pliant chasm]

in my heart i am mexican

[static axle]

hide in a bush
giant phoenix hovering over me
"surely"

[static axle]

also the best part it that its as good as any other dog or cat or bird

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo how we feelin about cheese?

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cheese-22--k01KQQZ2TN7NRHHZZKRGSZ05H4K

[quiet abyss]

I like choese

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-rick-air-ridera-choese-me-when-gif-12041798492170099743

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[shrewd gull]

:3

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-linux--k01KQQZDVJA27AW71EJFQP150V0

[stoic sorrel]

cachyOS? didnt heard about it yet

[quiet abyss]

@upbeat verge

[shrewd gull]

yeh, arch-based gaming oriented distro ;>

[shrewd gull]

NYOOOO

[quiet abyss]

Shut it

Itll be funny

[stoic sorrel]

what? like u can run any game as on win?
that's probably what i am lookig for

[olive coral]

@thin bobcat

[quiet abyss]

[stoic sorrel]

is it same OS as my steamdeck has?

[quiet abyss]

Thats steam os iirc

[shrewd gull]

Steamdeck is using SteamOS which is also Arch-based, so similar enough

https://cachyos.org/

read it

fuck embeds

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Queue the Obama reward Obama

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-point-chungus-waow-funny-gif-21539722

[oblique belfry]

also last samurai standing

[celest plank]

Good taste

Kubrick never failed

[thick plover]

Thank you kojima now I will larp that this movie is the best thing ever, even though i have never watched it

[celest plank]

How could you have never watched space odyssey

https://tenor.com/view/walking-2001a-space-odyssey-stanley-kubrick-walk-gif-8632393

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/N9k5F_yPlpY?si=IXOQy4qKnvzwbGZN

@proven tundra

[thick plover]

Because i havent

[celest plank]

You should then

[proven tundra]

MAPLY SYRUP
RAAAAAAAA

[thick plover]

Time to use my secret technique

[celest plank]

Kubrick, the director, made the movie ONE YEAR before the first moon landing happened

[thick plover]

Typing play in front of imdb and watching it

[celest plank]

And he depicted space and AI in the movie

In 1968

[left mantle]

You should watch it.

[left mantle]

Also yeah, good on him for taking the risk of not needing the half mil then.

[celest plank]

Its funny how some kubricks movies that are considered "the worst" are some of the best ever

like full metal jacket

that shit is top notch, especially the first half

[left mantle]

I don't know a singular soul that would call Full Metal Jacket bad.

[velvet stump]

full metal anti war propaganda slop

[left mantle]

Or even one of Kubricks worst

[celest plank]

some say its meh because the second part is bad or some shit

meanwhile the action bit is amazing as hell

[celest plank]

born to kill

https://tenor.com/view/born-to-kill-full-metal-jacket-gif-7480103

[velvet stump]

get with the times old man

watch like

warmachine

[uneven sapphire]

it was so mid

[celest plank]

im gonna watch war of the worlds

https://tenor.com/view/2025-film-war-of-the-worlds-william-ice-cube-gif-7245609427467150190

[flat violet]

Real

And the rest of the movie is good too

[velvet stump]

best movie ever 10/10

[celest plank]

I dont look down on ..., ..., ..., ... and ..., here you are all equally worthless.

[flat violet]

I hate censorship so much it's unreal

[velvet stump]

i wodner what he doesnt look down upon

[celest plank]

marines

[velvet stump]

0311 are so hot....

[arctic flicker]

This gave me a chuckle

[copper vapor]

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

[arctic flicker]

need moar fat

[marsh cargo]

we need more anti war movies

that are more on the nose

since americans are just that stupid

[left mantle]

People in general are.

[arctic flicker]

just blow up all the burger kings and mcdonalds in the movies

[copper vapor]

convinced wife to play enshrouded, she says she likes it

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

can't wait for the first boss or big tough enemy to make her ragequit

[arctic flicker]

I must finish Lost Judgment soon, these sidequests kicking my ass for time

curse you school stories for taking most of me time

[marsh cargo]

the professor game

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ASui_L2ik

[arctic flicker]

I've done all the clubs now, just need to go through with the MRC for the professor

[left mantle]

Man Pedro is such a good composer

[supple lotus]

My set is played, my brain is fried

buuuut i think today went well

https://tenor.com/view/schneewittchen-snow-white-gif-11611811703612081503

but thats inside my head rn

[green granite]

[clear bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[green granite]

Noooo nom-nom shark 😭

[uneven sapphire]

so peak

[proven tundra]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ey-LBwBjehY

[arctic flicker]

pristine nanoforge and 2 alpha cores

[copper vapor]

BY ORDA OF DA PEEKY BLOINDAZ

[uneven sapphire]

yee i just killed a mothership

[arctic flicker]

guarding a space station or some such yeh

wouldn't be surprised if you find a XIV Legion soon

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

time to get rekt in survival mode

[uneven sapphire]

put one of the aplha cores on my automated onslaught

[arctic flicker]

always stick an alpha core into the oldslaught

[uneven sapphire]

wish me luck

[arctic flicker]

those are fine, just don't stand frontal with it

[velvet stump]

does anyone wanna play capitalism 2 with me

[uneven sapphire]

RAAAAAAAAH

[quiet abyss]

im curious how well an ogryn would fare against some of the more mundane heroes/villains in invincible

i dont mean like mark or anything, but like, the rock guy i forgot the name of

titan?

yeah

such a strange hypothetical, but im intrigued

[marsh cargo]

It works

now how many times should i shot myself to not rush the game instantly

[arctic flicker]

5mil drug trade now

[marsh cargo]

[velvet stump]

balkan politics

[uneven sapphire]

is 2 mill enough to start a colony?

[arctic flicker]

sure, if you're starting this first time, you'll want more as a buffer

also, go scout out good systems to colonize

[uneven sapphire]

this is all the colony itmes i got

also fined a class 5 terran world

[arctic flicker]

terran planet ok, but is there volcanic/cold/gas giants nearby as well?

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry hi doge

have u gotten the rebreather yet

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

[forest acorn]

is it bugged for u too

[uneven sapphire]

theres a volcanic planet in the system and the terran planet is next to a gasgiant and theres a desert world

[oblique belfry]

latest update broke a lot of things

i cant talk to laura

[forest acorn]

fuckkkkk

[oblique belfry]

and gruz

[arctic flicker]

thats good, volcanic for industry and command center, gas giant for volatiles and the desert planet can be useful like the terran planet if there's decent modifiers on it

[forest acorn]

aww and they nerfed filter drops in DZ areas

[uneven sapphire]

I'll buy some fuel and survey the system

[forest acorn]

omg heyy maru

how ya doin

[uneven sapphire]

Hiii

[arctic flicker]

bonus if the system has a gate or additional free slots for radars/sensors

[uneven sapphire]

its a decent system i think

[arctic flicker]

oh yeah, seems to have everything, 3 free slots too

now only to survey the planets and their modifiers