#╟❓general-offtopic
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well... there is always the "you can't be detected if the enemies are dead" type of personality
so hes not like an assassin, more like a murderer
just pick target, and he relentlessly chases them until he can beat their head in
or shoot them
or something along those lines
culexes are chem addicts mk2
you cannot convince me otherwise
theyre not on drugs dummy
theyre blanks
they are after psykers, they kill them via negative psychic energy
at least be right when you say stuff

I was gonna say I should try psyker
go for it
no.
yes.

we can just not play damnation
or smth
besides, i need to level psyker, and im not good at it anyways
so i could use the practice
I think I'm doing well for day 1 
stg u have a worse chance at 80/60 weapons when not maxed
untrue
i got more 60 mobility weapons at level 15 than 30+
thats for sure
i just got a mysterious phone call and told me to "all you need to know is in the next room"
and this note was on the wall now
hi doge
I did the bad thing of selecting the loadout top right
i got a tesla ingame
theres one on the radar dish near the nevada border
say what now
oh shit weapon vendor 2
bomba

my mind went to the tesla gun / bomb
100 credits for the lmg is wild
ALSO doge
if you go south to the tar fields
you can grab tar from bubbles on the lakes
ye i already knew that
i have 8 of em 
medkits drop 2 of em
some stuff you can salvage
warehouse / medical places usually have em
@forest acorn start collecting bottles
DESERT TECH MDR 
I think he's on the crane
At the construction zone
that p90 m4 cod mw2 used
AR-57
still dunno why it was made
@vital venture maybe knife good idea?
so you can use all ur AR handling knowledge for p90 ammo costs

Well
It was believe there has to be a way to turn your AR15 to shoot 5.7mm
Without ya kno having to buy a P90
So they made an AR57
honestly, yeah i like how the knife works
forgot how fun I found funny lightning staff
on psyker
the lightning staff just needs one thing
more chain
it only affects 2
it should affect 5-10
imo
i dont mean full damage
but like 10% on each chained enemy is lost
use smite
its a critical monster though
so 1st is 100%, second is 90%, third is 80%, and so on
you literally just want smite
the staff does damage
smite doesnt do much damage compared
i want to be able to use a staff for electricity
and one that actually works
guys i found a fuckin shorts saying "Stalker 2 gamma"
shoo
begone
smite is for stun, while staff is for crits essentially
I dunno where to put it..stalker 2 or #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
newbies
nothing goes here if its stalker
still stalker
said that nicer then usual
so #╟🔰☢newbies-chat you go
where is the real anthrax
idk theyre on spotify, they make music or smth

yeah, but i want the staff to do a little bit of stun too
can you check it tho
because as is, you need to use a horde clear melee
no i know anthrax is a band
if aborted fetus is a band
that is too
cannibal corpse, dead fetus, gutteral slug, lots of bands have strange names
cannibal corpse is good though
cant get behind the others though
goregrind is basically a wall of NOISE
not music
@vital venture you know you can use ingame text chat right?

reported for spam
wannabe discord moderator 
I wonder what i'm even looking at
wannabe?

no wonder the metro is a deadzone
smoke
idk
bug spore
idk
exterem fog
yep
no one uses that
good for you
also im pissed no one uses it
its fun
also do you have it on 900 rpm?
or nah
yes
no reason to run 900
just wastes ammo unless i just need to dump dps
but stalwart is still my baby
i love the 1100 rpm
you know the other heavy gun that you request too
that look like m249 xd
thats the heavy machine gun then?
but none of them look like an m249 sadly
they all look like their own individual
lemme check it
While you guys are sleeping, Im playing police barbie in ready or not
sleeping 
as if
shit fashion
hmm
flannel
STALWART is what i'm talking about
I kinda like it for it's lightness
MG-43 is amazing but require some tactics
motherfucker stole my target gift card
https://fixvx.com/neonglowx/status/2050278267731460222?s=20 @blazing maple
Had to share that one moment from zevik's dishonored 2 gameplay where corvo slows down time and eats swarm of rats before they could attack him.
QRT: itsmebelb
This game has so much sauce man🤤
@vital venture im the only one holding this shit together lmao
Just drank 3 glasses of milo in the past 24 hours my bones are gonna be so strong
nah thats not the issue, its that staff and our team mates
we were upright more than they were
hai sm
did yuo see my ping
by like 9x
would
I only have 125, I think the gunners are genuinely one tapping my toughness
at least it feels like it
i have 180 and idk how
XD
i think all my curios are stamina and toughness
200 calories
runch
I dont have any curios for psyker
I need to start making bonecharms and runes irl and hanging them up through the house
no curios "i have no toughness"

how expensive is whale bone
you dont wanna know
also a chance of that being illegal
i hear heartbeats 
Can't buy fresh whale bone
because my builds must be hot ass
yup
laaaame
i was able to fend off all 9 million ragers
oh im shit at building psyker mostly cause its 90% of idk wtf im looking at
(im in denial about my skill issue)
Guess I'll just find a dead whale and get to gutting before others get there
i can give you my current slop
Need a beachside property, a lot of cameras installed with AI modules to identify beached whales
its a shriek brain popper
Pay off the cops to set up a perimiter to allow me to work
i'm grabbing my notebook
psyker skills are quite straight forward
cant y'all do this in dms
no birb, we cant
yes you can
eye of cthullu

thats nice birb, im not going to
tell me more about psyker
psyker skills usually are peril or damage related, quite simple
ever the encourager
less peril, less passive quelling, more damage, more rending based on peril
o
its just peril = good, but also keep peril low
15%
depends on what youre going for
repair that please
Hey kids
my build isnt a high uptime build
Do you like violence
KILL YOURSEL
its a low peril uptime
????

i didnt even pick it up
kid named yoursel: 
you asked if i liked violence
Atrox
i gave my answer
Don't kill yourself
wasnt going to
i cant offtopic in offtopic to annoy birb if i do

Want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff you inside it
you said to go to dms
yea
@vital venture you got all that tho?
jesus
Get a room you two
well actually i said why cant y'all go to dms
nap time
which would make explaining easier
did you get it all?
yesnt
whatever, just steal from an online nerd, or take one of mine

thats how it usually goes with you and me
i build competent builds, you bum off my success, etc.

besides zealot, you made it work yourself
but if we played ogryn, you would probably use mine, unless you have one

(not like i mind, it makes me feel good that someone values my builds)
what if it was the black mesa xen
still not enough platforming
dam
I'll platform all over you if u don't shut up
gaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mushroom
oh ok
yeah i think disposing all of san francisco casualties in the metro was a good idea
GUNK SEED
they really need to change the timer of these gasmask filters what the fuckk
this place is like a maze
and each filter is just 5 minutes
o
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i did not expect the nokia
@green granite @forest acorn @sour rivet
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that's crazy
early 2027 is even crazier

soft circle french fucking bread best be fucking bringing back sion
and sacchin
PLEASE
ugly ahh game
can you please get the fuck out of my chest cavity
yucky
@oblique belfry wait what
the tesla is solar powered
but it doesnt need sun
it just regens fuel automatically
what
thats cool
my car has ifninite power as long as i dont drive it constantly
dam
I have infinite power as long as you don't bother me
Doge what map are you playing on
california 2
Thank you
its time to listen to real music while browsing the abiotic factor wiki
vroom vroom i got nothing better to do
I was looking for a job and I found a job
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Im so mad I havent played people playground in so long after the fps++ thing somehow my shit got fucked uo and lost all my contraptions I tried again today and got remad
okay :(
smosh ?
@oblique belfry who do i kill for hazmat gear
dont i need hazmat stuff already
and rarely you can find ruined bio top / bottom
in metro you only need gasmask
also
DO NOT GO IN
unless you have 10+ filters
because this shit is HUGE
and a maze
not the happiness 1 emoji
aye
is that the nuclear throne guy
could be
@forest acorn break these generators when you are down there
they drop the horde lure to craft horde beacon
anyways
whew i can finally sleep
nuh uh

THE FUCKING BIRD IN UNTURNED IS A GOD DAMN CHICKADEE
I spent years not knowing what it was
Then I heard it outside my window literally seconds after I heard it in game
What do I see on the tree
But a fucking chickadee
Obviously yes the iconic red winged blackbirds
But theres two bird calls
XM8 
You get more radiation by hugging someone but maybe that's unobtainium for ya
that's also yummy but leaves me stuffed

i can also leave you stuffed
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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gm
Hello
gn
So close
Blood's ice mechanics are weird
You go from sliding a little wishing you could stop to Mach Fuck
they weren't like that in base blood
yes
It's used for a cool jump tho
ahaaa
For a Super Secret 
@copper vapor 
is forever winter still alive
was thinking of doing a sigil build
but i think i will do light armour light attacks for the third time in a row

i read sigil i got activated like a fucking agent @sick trail

it's a feature at this point
it is lol
you get style points called +TERMINAL VELOCITY if i didnt kill it myself there
We do know
4th may they send invites
11th may*
4th my they select players
https://youtu.be/Mai8vyvavWY love me some artcore
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some kid ive never talked to at college is saying that i apparently think hes a heterosexual dictator
i have no opinion on the kid besides that hes cringe
why do they care so much
no clue
bro freaking out over nothing 
@tiny notch ay alo
bro si writing fan fiction
he'd be pissed if he knew i had these messages

he constantly says not to send me them
my friends do anyway
???????
noone likes the kid, hes super cringe and forced himself into our friend group because he cant make friends in his own class
texting gc or you personally
a group chat
humans are confusing bruh
hes a rich kid who's never been told no and is failing his classes cause he beat some random kid up for no reason
hes like 5'5 and built like a stick
all he does is make anime references
about same as my height lmao
can he paypal me 10k
i wish i was 5'5
the kid apparently lived in one of the msot expsnive places in the UK

if he did idk why he'd come to this college
he had to redo his first year cause he beat some other kid
like to the point they suspended him for 8 month
never trust a fart
in the uk
thats enough u dont need to elaborate
aww :< jedi survivor has done the whole bleeding a kyber crystal takes a minute thing
where's darth vato foo 🗣️ 🗣️

My offbrand needo died 😭
kaufland mate
rats
Type shii
kaufland hate will not be tolerated


almost called an airstrike on your location
dont joke like that
i mean is the game really that bad
like yeah sure i have sort of a soft spot for it in my heart for some reason or another
it's cute
no youre cute
every so often i replay the game
there's like 2 levels i genuinely think are horrible and unjustifiable game design
it's bonkers that blood 2 out of all games is maybe the only boomer shooter with a canonically trans character
too bad they still didnt add an option to store purple items, so they stay in inv clogging up the menus 
@copper vapor
@brittle karma drunk driving is fun 
is that fucking sub zero
yee
absolutely swag
season 2 NOWWWW
its gonna be so peak and it got delayed slightly due to flooding on the site they were recording at

which is so funny if uve read the book
eh, kinda
works the same tho

apparently if you wait workers will finish carving statues 
I was putting away some heavy ass shit in the shed
FINISH HIM
And then suddenly I feel a painful jolt
GET OVER HERE!
Ancestor from the ottoman occupation period sending his pain my way of when he got executed by a sword straight through the back
fuck you man

bogdan when he has to move from pc
RIP Bogdan
this image keeps flashing in my head when i mine in minefcraft
More like a crack in bone
were coming up to may 4th
were doing this again
When are we getting Battlefront 3

Unfortunately EA is allergic to making peak these days
Sir sir another yearly fifa slop
Fifa should implode
I fully agree
people pumping money into Fifa are either dumb or gamble streamers

tfw u optimise from 50fps to 1600fps
what really 
better put on the grippy socks
im not gonna just to see how bad its gonna be 
why is this task called Resident Evil Zero
Good morning chatters

Do the NPCs get swollen stomachs too?
yep
but i aint posting these pictures
why you gotta ruin everyones day laff
Cause we usualy do that every few decades
because there were leeches in Resident evil zero
probably gonna use them as bait

i am hype for the new not kotor 3 game but i am also prepared for it to be mid
praying its good expecting mid slop
time to pimp that ride 🗣️


@olive coral @frozen void
@olive coral @frozen void

@pure goblet @sick trail @pliant chasm @copper vapor

Banksy has erected a statue in Central London that makes a stunning and brave commentary on nationalism and colonialism - so edgy! Yet you may be wondering how he can sneak into the middle of London and erect a statue, then have it protected by the council so bozos can gawp at it. it seems to me that Banksy is very much a part of the establishme...
Me every morning when I open Wikigacha again
wtf 
oh its their own playerbase
how nice
u mean tarkov playerbase? 
renderdistance go brrrr
that one too

I called it
I called how total 40k will be
You are gonna have a bunch of small battles on the planet where you capture important places and thats how you get the planet

Fucking love this

Marvel fans will be so salty.
Also
Destruction
You can burn forests down and destroy buildings
So if some factions love forest camping you can just burn them down

@upbeat verge

@green granite :3
28 kilometers of PIPEWORKS?
well that aint endless then 
Probably got caught :)
you playing modpack?
fabulously optimised

No content :c
the optimisation focused mod pack comes with only optimisation???
Barely optimized is a better name :c
Good afternoon chatters
Did i tell you my phone screens fucked
If you want no content, only optimization, just download vulkanmod and go from 90fps to 1000+
Who fucked it
the mod with a bunch of rendering issues, incompatabilities and crashes vs a good mod pack


No rendering issues
Incompatible with mods, yes, but you aren't playing a modpack with content anyways
No crashes
Crazy shit you're saying
false and false the mod crashes constantly and has a bunch of rendering issues
crazy shit youre saying
Linux moment
In my entire playthrough of Minecraft with Vulkanmod there were 0 issues and constant 2000+ fps.
With Sodium however, stutter and, with Iris, visual bugs
Idk I woke up and it was fucked
I mean, by what you said, seems like you only read about it, not used it
Bros phone got molested by pillow eater
@thick plover https://fixvx.com/Epic_Edster/status/2050238339396063541
😭 😭


@latent hazel
what
me
literally me
lowkey gotta learn chinese to play warthunder
Why? They mostly yell curses at people's families and racism against blacks and Japanese
snow
mannnn
anime gta?
Im about to take such a huge shit it aint even funny no more
yes

drone view

I love playing the driftah
made a little stable

All rights reserved to Lateralis Heavy Industries.
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@copper vapor i love how simple to spot cheater in duo is
👎 ok
👍 cheater when dealing
found a magic shield 
Baby
My Steam can legaly drink alcohol in germany
16
I'm getting old 
wha is his game
enshrouded
I stood up, heard a series of tiny crunch noises, didn't feel anything at first so I continued whatever it was I wanted to do and I only realized what made the crunchy noises 30 minutes later when it decided to start hurting
I found a shirt pog
real
Find some shoes

do you have a rat that has jordans on
go to unarmed combat arena, use kick, get disqualified 
holy shit im cooking
You can't cook
they should give you more points for that, following the "unarmed" portion too literally
yee
or atleast make it so my guy wont kick when i press the punch button
did yt change this thing again or is it yet another one of my extensions that I forgot that updated
I"M ONTHATGUDKUSHANDALCAHAL
@pliant chasm
Your life is a comedy purpose
do you have a rat that is a jordan
Do you have a rat that is rat
Or do you maybe have a rat with a hat that is rad and makes people sad cause they don't have a rad hat
I actually do not have a flag of Jordan rat
Curious
I wonder why it's excluded

That's rad


They don't really bother me and I'm 80 hours in
Some items you have to use them though
And they'll go away
fundamentally they are a goblin
well smith is filled with kairos armor cause i cannot store them
Ah, right I don't have that one
@frank hearth 
I need to start upgrading my gear
But it requires abyss artifacts now
So gotta choose wisely (for now)
@mystic dust
you cant craft them yet? and your in act8
@latent hazel why's your uncle playing deadlock

wall-e Ta da
I got myself a crt tv
now I just need to get a remote for it and then I am all set up
playing trough mgsv quarantine for the first time on a crt was something else
So now I can play gun games on my tv and play guitar hero with no lag!
it looks like the tv I had when I was like 6 - 8 years old tough I don’t remember if it had a vhs player built in otherwise it’s spot on
sprays water in your general direction
I have seen it working, I saw it working when I first acquired the tv
Oh okay then what were you talking about? 
The !unfit
!slap8
Ohhhhh
!wet
not even gonna play that, i got earraped 2x today already
wait im stupid
yeah anyways I have to wait like an hour so my new crt tv won’t fuck up
You are
!water
💦 @sick trail is now hydrated for the day! 💦
anyways, should I name my new tv?
The humble system volume knob:
what name should it be?
why not
what knob
Virtual knob
Of course
Brainscorcher
this the type of thing i used to use for ps2
anyways any suggestion for names?
!topic
@fickle yarrow
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
Also got that
fine. Brainfrier
name it your fav char from a game or smth
cockfrier
Tough choice
One time I accused a guy when he picked up the things with his thumb up and I was wrong 
there's other devices for that
Ye
barely
I’ll take that into consideration also why did you post a shoeonhead gif?
horseshoe theory
... that's boxxy
you're way too damn young
unbelievable
🍼
uncs
uncultured. that's not shoeonhead, that's boxxy from the emo/scene era of yotube
kids these days don't know their heritige
game has always been mid
and then they made it midder
They look pretty similar compared to young shoeonhead
Anyways any other names?
V1
vone?
waaat
oooh right V One
https://open.spotify.com/album/1pDYxCrFTy971V4zaN5Anq?si=TNUoLkDYQGiwml78pTHL1A this banging while I have a toothpick in my mouth

they changed that system twice and it still sucks 
also back before release they had a "design doc" video as a "declaration of war" against the industry full of "we're not like the other companies" yap
promised the game wouldn't have microtransactions
they lied.
and this is one of the skins they sell
fire lowk
gorl
-_- yeah I got to look that up because I have no idea what the hell you just said
OOOOOHHHHH
these youngsters
I think I pick the cathode ray tube and boxy as a short name for it
I'm only 23
20

And I am 19 lmao
Don't worry, your unc time is gonna come soon
and then you'll see
Wouldn’t you look like a 7 year old compared to me then?
you'll see
ima be 30 and spouting the 67 joke
ew
HELL
67 is old we on 61 now
STRAIGHT TO HELL

Yeah shoe gets this constantly on her vids.
Nah
How

elias i think u just need to pick ray
and be done with it
before i personallty come to your house and break the tv
u pissing me off
Bruh. If you gotta explain it then it's not good
brother you are lost
Ray is lame
no
Yes
its a reference to the tv technology itself
2 in 1
But it's lame.
dont care
Name it Cat
car




its over



