╟❓general-offtopic

[pallid sapphire]

Hurensohn

locked

[pliant meteor]

Tonk

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry @whole frigate ↑

the insta post

stug lyfe

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/stug-sturmgeschütz-tank-tanks-ww2-gif-12846144767155499759

[blazing maple]

shadowwalk is so cool

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ganon-suavemente-1--k01KQHYJZQPYZDNCR14A1KNXTYB

its real

[left mantle]

So basically you set your benchmark as steam-os running windows-native games through a compatability layer instead of....better than that

[tiny notch]

"clone wars werent yesterday"
"did we win?"
"nope"
"oh no...."

i love b1s

[timber oxide]

@marsh cargo @verbal lodge @little depot I need mod suggestions

[pallid sapphire]

@sick trail

take him

Hes a good mod

[left mantle]

"Someday windows may finally catch up to linux at running windows games"

[tiny notch]

proton 9/10 are so good it outperforms windows on some games whilst still having overhead they can optimise out

[pallid sapphire]

imagine not running a marathon just to be able to play a single game

[tiny notch]

this is what im here for

[pallid sapphire]

damn

Thats a Tier list i wanna see

[tiny notch]

rus and mangus have to be S teir gae

[teal spade]

Sanguinius is S tier Gay

[tiny notch]

trueee

horus too just for evil gae rep

[thick plover]

https://fixupx.com/januarycomputer/status/2049678085147279441?s=20

allegedly! (@januarycomputer)

underrated moment here about 7 seconds in where it flings a fish into low orbit

Quoting Slashing (@VeeJettta)
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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 2:31 AM

[copper vapor]

inb4 fulgrim is the straightest of them all

[raven swan]

Chat the road i live on hasbeen turned into a highway

It's been an interesting experience

[teal spade]

what about Alpharius and Omegon?

[proven tundra]

[teal spade]

[raven swan]

Just saw a woman try to off herself by jumping in front of a car

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

Low income neighborhoods I tell you

[left mantle]

Man I always get a little depressed when I realize how much fucking latency the windows audio stack adds.

[tiny notch]

and general windows operating system overhead

COUGH COUGH everything being an electron app

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[raven swan]

Don't man, don't make me reinstall linux

Please I'm tried

[frank hearth]

i only went up 1 bracket so far

[thick plover]

I wanna die

dont post this

i just went and played into a QUAD STACK

of cheaters

and one of them has

THREE VAC BANS

[frank hearth]

[raven swan]

[thick plover]

THREEEEEEE

[thick plover]

HOW DO YOU GET ACCESS WITH THREEEEEEEEE VAC BAAAAAAAAAAN

THREE BOMBOCLAT VAC BANS

[timber oxide]

They are all gey as fuck

[raven swan]

His uncle works at valve

[frank hearth]

like sorry dude at a certain amount of vac bans i feel like steam is in the right to just drone strike you out of existence

[timber oxide]

Pass, next

[thick plover]

since when did they let

[tiny notch]

light saber ponited at his face
laughs it off

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-smirk-gif-1501673502766173669

[thick plover]

yea if I actually say anything it might come off as racist even though I don't mean it

[snow tree]

Simple, VACationers are put in their own lobbies. Enjoy it

[raven swan]

That game has so much goon, it's the first time I've passed on a game because of goon. And I used to play Azur Lane

[timber oxide]

I pass because it looks mid as fuck

[raven swan]

Exactly

It's mid goon

[timber oxide]

You know, at least zenless is fun

[raven swan]

I haven't played because it's too much visual jizz all over my screen, I'm not built for that

[timber oxide]

You're supposed to jizz, not the game

[leaden pilot]

@clear bough behold, peak blender usage

https://girlcockx.com/aielg_/status/2046702845937004705

aielg 🦐 (@aielg_)

the optimization of pc2 models in 2024

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girlcockx · Apr 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

[raven swan]

And if i go full reptilian andplay off reflexes, I won't enjoy it

[clear bough]

march 7th

[timber oxide]

Bro that's not even close

[clear bough]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-memes-emojis-mhluahiZhxUvRen6S6

[leaden pilot]

I am a connisseur of funny blender stuff

[clear bough]

did it just fucking embed fail

[leaden pilot]

my favourite one is uh

[clear bough]

oh it did on mine tf

[leaden pilot]

the one where they made a lifeform in blender

https://girlcockx.com/DeltyThe73rd/status/2014636505202098408

delty (@DeltyThe73rd)

IM CRYING I just read a comment saying "blender gotta be the only community where the beginners impress the pros" LMFAOOO
︀︀
︀︀DID HE JUST CREATE LIFE???

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girlcockx · Jan 23, 2026, 9:49 AM

[raven swan]

[raven swan]

Wait where are the polygon lines

Where are the polygon lines

[raven swan]

Nah

[leaden pilot]

:)

:))

[clear bough]

i saw this lmao

[copper vapor]

yes

[raven swan]

[clear bough]

there was another where a dude made a whole universe accidentally with 5 cubes

idk what bro did

[marsh cargo]

Ironshell

[leaden pilot]

its called blender because more often than not it will blend your PC's rendering powers

[copper vapor]

is his name Akira

[clear bough]

idk i forogt

i was js sscorlling

[copper vapor]

you missed the joke

[timber oxide]

I need to hunt down what you posted about making it compatible

[clear bough]

im delusional rn bruh

[leaden pilot]

there's also like this guy that was pretending he was using blender so he wont get clowned on for using AI Gen

so he AI Genned proof he was using blender

[marsh cargo]

Just change the game version on the mod info file

Thats all

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/VzZZbrIunNs?t=177 @marsh cargo @carmine laurel Gentlemen, Toxicity has arrived.

[timber oxide]

Like I plan to add a lot of stuff

[copper vapor]

[carmine laurel]

Ok

time to reinstall

[leaden pilot]

look at this shit

[clear bough]

mrdoob is just a dick like that tho

he does this shit all the time

[left mantle]

Well you can hold off for a bit if ya need to, since 4.8 won't drop till at latest the 14th

[timber oxide]

And I'm thinking about a custom start where I start with just my current flagship and maybe one Tarsus to supply that big boy

[leaden pilot]

if so masterful bait cause

[copper vapor]

so pretty

[leaden pilot]

good lord

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

its what

one might say hes a master baiter

[clear bough]

i mean bro has a checkmark

[leaden pilot]

shush

[clear bough]

theyll do whatever to get that cent from daddy musk

[left mantle]

Kastak Arms being the most based weapon manufacturer in SC is a staple

[copper vapor]

"I am going to throw it close to me"
"OH I AM GETTING INJURED"

[leaden pilot]

oh dw I never interact with these creatures

I dont give em a quote retweet, comment, nothin

I AINT GETTING MONEY, WHY SHOULD THEY

[clear bough]

i like their arguments with isthisa3dmodel acc tho

[leaden pilot]

oh yeah isthisa3dmodel's fun

[brittle karma]

the hat stays on during sex

[leaden pilot]

always has some fucked up stuff

oh yeah uh

[leaden pilot]

for your guy that made a universe

here's a guy that made a black hole

[clear bough]

the hat watches during sex

[uneven sapphire]

the cuck hat

or crown

[leaden pilot]

wrong

the hat gives directions like a coach

[left mantle]

This is from the same manufacturer group as the 50 cal internal mag revolver shit, double barrel sniper, laser sub machine gun with a charged bolt fire mode, plasma shotgun that can be charged to fire multiple shots, and a plasma rifle that also has a plasma bolt mode.

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet

[thick plover]

@frank hearth printing out the profiles of the 4 cheaters and putting them in a pentagram with candles around it praying that a higher entity spontaneously morphs them into the least desirable life form

[copper vapor]

[frank hearth]

Atleast you got something to ask the patrons for next win

[zealous depot]

Sooooooo how your deadlocking

[left mantle]

Karna Rifle my beloved...although this image is old and has the wrong material shit

[oblique belfry]

they made an ambient song when you are near this doghouse

[thick plover]

that was my first game

I got off

[oblique belfry]

it goes away when you leave

dafuq

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[brittle karma]

this shot was not neccessary bro

[copper vapor]

ofc it was

gooner game needs to appeal to every type of gooner

[quiet abyss]

See i read that as “goonergy” and was so taken aback

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @copper vapor @wet orchid @slim blaze @quiet abyss

[quiet abyss]

Wuh

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

Wtf is that

Is that tau

[copper vapor]

the greatest of goods

[teal spade]

yes

[quiet abyss]

I fucking hate the tau

[left mantle]

Oh and I forgot the funniest shit, in lore they also sell a portable microwave cannon.

[quiet abyss]

Ranged cowards

[left mantle]

Oh and a dual fire shotgun aswell

[quiet abyss]

Id rather anything else

Necrons make cooler weapons and theyre not ranged only

Therefore superior

Only commander carfreight is neato i guess

[tiny notch]

who put money on sanguinius being gaest

[teal spade]

Commander Farsight would like to have a word, as would the Kroot squads

[quiet abyss]

Kroot arent tau

[tiny notch]

NECRONS MENTIONED

[teal spade]

me

[tiny notch]

[quiet abyss]

Theyre kroot

[tiny notch]

you were correct

[upbeat verge]

Leaving the sperm bank
Thanks for coming!

[oblique belfry]

hmm

[teal spade]

[teal spade]

kroot are part of Tau Greater Good

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-cope-warhammer-meme-shut-up-gif-24598622

[teal spade]

also, Commander Farsight would still like a word

[timber oxide]

Did you kick the bomb yet

[quiet abyss]

Kroot can fuck off and die, weird bird people

[oblique belfry]

a what now

[timber oxide]

Don't worry about it

[quiet abyss]

Already mentioned commander carfreight

[tiny notch]

necrons are my favoruite army

[quiet abyss]

Look up

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/necron-titan-necrontyr-warhammer-40k-necrons-gif-6972261293295947162

[quiet abyss]

Necrons got the “anti everything disintegrator gadget 9000”

That shits cool

And their melee weapons are green, therefore style points

@vital venture

[thick plover]

I found peak

Joey pull up the video

Okay Bogdan Bridging it Porter

https://fixupx.com/brainrotpostig/status/2050017361252777986?s=20

brainrot dimension (@brainrotpostig)

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FixupX · May 1, 2026, 1:00 AM

Thank you Joey

[oblique belfry]

dude had enough whoever it was

[oblique belfry]

shut

dont summon the herd

[brittle karma]

i just got out of the cutscene and got greeted with this

[thick plover]

Mooooooooooods

chop off his eyes with a meat cleaveeeeeerrrrrrr

[oblique belfry]

why is there 2 types of adrenaline

[upbeat verge]

Holy hell dr Pol is amazing such a banger show

[oblique belfry]

oh p225 alo

[copper vapor]

filthy feet holy shit

take a shower, lady

[tiny notch]

if someoen goes "ermm necrodermis doesnt rust" or "errmmm necrons have no flesh" again ill explode

[upbeat verge]

this is unfathomable levels of degeneracy
i love it

[brittle karma]

tbh feet is just scratching the surface, theres far worse than this out there

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywAe7okdLBQ

[chilly loom]

Owwwww feet ;))

Im cuming

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094

[upbeat verge]

my mistake to open this channel

[chilly loom]

Whyy

[uneven sapphire]

dont accidentally drop it

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss

[oblique belfry]

huh why ?

[upbeat verge]

and you have the audacity to ask

[chilly loom]

Im sorry my man

[uneven sapphire]

its a meme about sig pistols cuz most of them fire if accidentally dropped

[chilly loom]

I apologaise

[oblique belfry]

oh

[copper vapor]

playing dark crusade as tau was interesting

[upbeat verge]

u better be

[copper vapor]

"most of them" wasn't it just the p320 or whatever

[chilly loom]

Okeee sry

[thick plover]

So I'm filling out job applications out right now right

and one of them is for a security job and Im scrolling twitter right

[raven swan]

A few of the recent models

[chilly loom]

Forgive me master

[teal spade]

Mont'ka > pathfinder > firewarriors > everything is dead 2 screens away

[thick plover]

and Elon Musk harvested my information so perfectly that 2 minutes later I get this video
https://fixupx.com/ExtremeBlitz__/status/2050031953840144813?s=20

duck (@ExtremeBlitz__)

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FixupX · May 1, 2026, 1:58 AM

[copper vapor]

I did exactly that, actually

[uneven sapphire]

im pretty sure a good few of em did

[raven swan]

Is it for five nights, at a pizzeria perhaps?

[thick plover]

maybe I should NOT have twitter open on my PC while filling out job applications

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-gun-overdrive-joseph-straizo-gif-21822425

[raven swan]

With animatronics as attractions

[copper vapor]

I had a huge firing squad of fire warriors and just pointed them at the enemy base

[brittle karma]

its stuck

[thick plover]

Idek its a company searching for "security specialist junior"

[copper vapor]

and waited for them to melt everything

[thick plover]

just like

how are you a specialist and a junior

[copper vapor]

young prodigy

[thick plover]

and then the requirement is just maybe 2 years work experience

I am about to work for Gus Fring as a drug mule

[copper vapor]

damn if bro's a junior after 2 years they should just quit

[thick plover]

ur a specialist doe

nothing ever makes sense

[copper vapor]

a jew-nior specialist

[thick plover]

Bogdan last chance to look at me Bogdan

we know you told the DEA Bogdan

ding ding ding ding

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476833736060969/1452017653177913516/HitlerItsWeekend.gif

[oblique belfry]

is that an iphone

oh

[copper vapor]

uhh

[copper vapor]

is says overpriced so probably iphone yeah

[oblique belfry]

you are right

[quiet abyss]

I dont wanna hear nothing out of the tau until they can capture a space marine WITHOUT it going poorly

[teal spade]

they did....

[quiet abyss]

When?

[teal spade]

multiple times?

[quiet abyss]

Usually they get one, then the marine ends up killing like 4 people

Sent to interrogate them

Thats poorly

[raven swan]

Got za shawarma

[teal spade]

that only happened once when they first captured a SM and an Etherial wanted to mind probe them

[quiet abyss]

One of them had acid spat on them iirc

[runic condor]

Gottem

[clear bough]

https://x.com/i/status/2050069871283847228

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐬 ☭ (@TheSashaExpress)

How it’s feels to be atheist and exclaim “oh my god” and “Jesus Christ”

X · May 1, 2026, 4:28 AM

[quiet abyss]

Twice afaik, one killed themself to kill on command

Had a stroke there

Jesus

[oblique belfry]

bull

[teal spade]

besides that one incident there wasn't really any other major incident like that and Tau just stop bothering capturing them since they know they can't turn them

[chilly loom]

Sguys

Stalker 2 dlc when

[olive coral]

like he didnt say way worse shit before

[quiet abyss]

Yeah, I know

Anyways

[teal spade]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@chilly loom

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[quiet abyss]

I hate tau, theyre lame

[oblique belfry]

stop acting like a moron and tell us who you are already

[teal spade]

you're lame

[quiet abyss]

Oh we shoot things. Cool

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@chilly loom

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[quiet abyss]

They have one trick

Shoot

Thats it

[chilly loom]

Im the god

[runic condor]

Bunch of kids walked right past my window singing we are charlie kirk

[oblique belfry]

mhm sure bud

what else

[quiet abyss]

Makes them more stale than marines

Marines are boring, tau are worse

[teal spade]

man knows only 1 meme around Tau and bases his entire perception on them about it

[clear bough]

bruh

[quiet abyss]

Every novel ive read featuring them supports this

[rocky turtle]

fuck off from here then

[quiet abyss]

So its a sound argument imo

[chilly loom]

Fuck u motherfuxker cocksucker

[clear bough]

[teal spade]

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

And i refuse to read a book thats all about the tau, if it doesn’t include the guard as a perspective

So full tau books can get fucked

[raven swan]

Grim nuke this man from orbit please

[oblique belfry]

fuck are these magnum bullets

probably a sprite error

[left mantle]

Alright militarum cuck

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

Better than a space marine cuck

[left mantle]

[teal spade]

My godness, is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack and crack

[runic condor]

Nelson’s motherboard

[quiet abyss]

He doesnt want to admit that tau are boring

[static axle]

hmmmmmm

[rocky turtle]

ORKZ IZ DA BIGGEZD AND DA STRONGEZD

[static axle]

i should probs gather some mats

[rocky turtle]

alo

[oblique belfry]

dude has everything injected

[static axle]

it drun

[copper vapor]

@rocky turtle @little depot least insecure ffixv player

[static axle]

copper, this like vintage story

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

mordecai family

[proven tundra]

Convinced my daughter to get a nothing phone

[copper vapor]

how about a nothing burger

[proven tundra]

Spreading the word

[proven tundra]

[teal spade]

oh no, BlueJay made offsprings

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

and it wasn't even me pulling aggro

absolute brainlet

do I click this bait

[proven tundra]

Yes

Whatever that channel is needs your support

Clearly

[rocky turtle]

@brittle karma ez 20 rolls

[cunning bronze]

@copper vapor @static axle ok, im doing the msq

the plot might not be the best

but man

these quests are epic af

they nailed the experience

[copper vapor]

depends on what msq you're at

[static axle]

whats msq

[copper vapor]

main story quest

I still remember the Titan questline

[static axle]

why not just say story

[copper vapor]

"we need you to help us stop Titan or he'll destroy everything"
"k get me a bottle of wine from the other side of the country first"

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20380596

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

i cant wait to build up my necrons then have 2 month into 11th have them nerfed

[copper vapor]

cuz then it's vague because there's more than just the main story

also msq = 3 letters

story = 5

[static axle]

[static axle]

main story quest = 14

[copper vapor]

I only said it because you asked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpJBHCc9VwM

simcity 2000 is back

[static axle]

i mean main quest vs side quest, unless they added another type of quests

[brittle karma]

enjoy wall running with nanally

[proven tundra]

What's the name of that stupid wood thing

Tung tung?

[static axle]

a door

[runic condor]

yea

why

[proven tundra]

Random pfp made me want to kms

[runic condor]

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

[oblique belfry]

millions must die

[timid hollow]

hm

he got a point

[proven tundra]

[olive coral]

!dry

[solid sundial]

@sick trail⠀

[oblique belfry]

why is dry fighting ena

[solid sundial]

СДЕЛАЙ ГАЙД @serene turret

Давай, становись хелпером ещё, и удалим
Сам падла
Стань хелпером и удали
Закинь крутые мемы в закрёп
Наведи порядок в закрёпе поддержки

[proven tundra]

Wtf

[left mantle]

@raven swan Real?

[runic condor]

falcoengine russian sleeper agent confirmed

[verbal gate]

Price of aircon repair pissed me the hell off, bought a new unit

[pure gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

High school is over

[left mantle]

Congrats on unlocking hard difficulty

[proven tundra]

Ur smort noa

[oblique belfry]

"new game+ is now available"

[uneven sapphire]

Ratsu

is there boss fights in vintage?

[proven tundra]

Yes

At least one

[verbal gate]

careful with that, I know some folks that wish for that, and they're all insufferable now

[oblique belfry]

[uneven sapphire]

hmm.. Now that im proficent enough in the base game i'll try it with the lore elements enabled

[cunning bronze]

Chapter 6, the war

[uneven sapphire]

tho i found a gear somehow in Homo Sapien settings

[tiny notch]

high republic

[proven tundra]

I keep temporal storms off

It's just a pita imo

Everything else vanilla mostly

Sometimes I'll turn off temporal stability as well cause I like to be able to build anywhere

[uneven sapphire]

whats temporal stability

those rift things?

[proven tundra]

The gear

No I leave rifts on

[uneven sapphire]

oh

[oblique belfry]

woa

[uneven sapphire]

I still havent found too many biomes other than like basic forests

[uneven sapphire]

scorpio Evo 3

[oblique belfry]

its slow as fuck tho wtf

[green granite]

CZ SCORPION EVO

[oblique belfry]

ew

[green granite]

Damn 😔

[oblique belfry]

buh

[green granite]

Its supposed to be fasttt

[uneven sapphire]

shouldnt be

[oblique belfry]

its shooting like 3-4 bullets per second

[green granite]

Thay is so stupid

[oblique belfry]

dog

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[tiny notch]

"woah there heratige"

gonna start calling rat heratige

[proven tundra]

What

[oblique belfry]

i was gonna say maybe it was cuz of game balance

and it had high damage

but nope

fuck are these stats

for a slow ass gun

[tiny notch]

ur anchient

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-old-man-gru-why-are-you-so-old-gif-20469234

[uneven sapphire]

its just silenced

[oblique belfry]

me when game devs think "suppressor / silencer = lower damage"

[onyx vigil]

[proven tundra]

It's just poop

[tiny notch]

or less range

[green granite]

Go find the Tensor

Aka Kriss Vector

[onyx vigil]

wut

[oblique belfry]

thank you discord

[tiny notch]

yeah didnt load for me either

[green granite]

@oblique belfry wish someone made a mod for California map where all weapons are California Compliant

[supple lotus]

My brain is mush - I just had to click 1388 files individually to create proxies

[onyx vigil]

okay so remember that cringy image that i made with the ancient aliens guy, and the xenomorph, well thanks to my usb being sort of corrupted but still works, this is what it looks like now

[oblique belfry]

its a game bro

[green granite]

Meaning you cant reload rifle by pressing R

[oblique belfry]

not a mili sim

[green granite]

You have to craft ammo into it

[supple lotus]

and now the oh so powerful MAC for editing is shitting itself

[onyx vigil]

[green granite]

[supple lotus]

[green granite]

Oh no im not saying milsim

I mean I just want guns to have only 10 rounds

Bolt actions

[oblique belfry]

there is no bolt actions ?

[tiny notch]

i found ivan

[green granite]

Fin grip

[proven tundra]

The joke

Doge

[onyx vigil]

what the fuck even is this shit?

[supple lotus]

got the hairdo right

[green granite]

1 sec

[oblique belfry]

mf

[green granite]

Like this

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck is that

[uneven sapphire]

vintage time

[uneven sapphire]

california compliant fire arm

[green granite]

California Compliant CZ Scorpion

[oblique belfry]

why is cali so retarded

regarding gun laws

[green granite]

You are playing in it

[uneven sapphire]

because if civilians cant use guns normally apperantly so cant criminals

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wojak-brainlet-1--k01KQJ460X9DSQJV53JVHVMSQW8

there is a reason why they are called criminals

or lawless men

[timber oxide]

Obviously

Criminals don't break laws

It's illegal

[uneven sapphire]

exactly

thats what im saying

[snow tree]

Yoooo Doge you play Cali2 solo?

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[snow tree]

Im tempted to launch it, is good?

[oblique belfry]

so far im having fun

but i feel like im still at early game

even tho i got mili gear atm

[snow tree]

Alright Ill try it out

Mid game is probe dz 1

Since there is 3 now

[onyx vigil]

do you guys want to see a meme i made in 4 years ago?

[oblique belfry]

also from achievements alone i think there is a wacky storyline just like elver / kuwait

like wtf does this mean

[onyx vigil]

i made this as a 14/15 year old

[onyx vigil]

yum

[upbeat verge]

@onyx vigil @oblique belfry @snow tree @frozen void

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

why the fuck is substance painter such a PITA

fucking adobe

[onyx vigil]

WHAT?!

[oblique belfry]

are you grilling inside the house

[supple lotus]

are you blind doge?

[real aspen]

holy ancient technology

[oblique belfry]

dude i legit thought the concrete was a carpet

fuck is that design

i had to look closer

[supple lotus]

I mean - it could be a bulgarian carpet

i see it

[static axle]

would be a shame if someone pickpocketed those gold bars from you

[snow tree]

Banger mate, enjoy

[proven tundra]

I am also blind
I assumed it was on a table
But why tf would there be brooms on a table

[real aspen]

eastern European pavements are weird like that

[upbeat verge]

blind

[oblique belfry]

i blame your pavements

goopy

[snow tree]

Steal from furries

[real aspen]

is unturned still f2p

[upbeat verge]

yes

[green granite]

Pay to Play for a while now

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

the arms are moving too

[static axle]

im like 7 gold bars in rn

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry

[static axle]

then imma bank them and do stonks scumming to be rich

[oblique belfry]

thank you

[upbeat verge]

welcome

[supple lotus]

you're no spiffing brit

[upbeat verge]

❤️

[snow tree]

Huuuuh

[static axle]

wow, you want a cookie mr obvious

[supple lotus]

my cookie reward is watching you taking any means of progression outta your session by exploiting

[upbeat verge]

bro i dont wanna be here

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cubs-win-7--k01KQJ4G3AWDWJ0K3Q5ZKRWG6ZZ

waah

[supple lotus]

[static axle]

"stop playing games how you want waah"

[supple lotus]

thats not what i said

[orchid lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818822386308481074/1357746237599649924/wave.gif

hello

[supple lotus]

also - do you play it with the farming sim rig?

[timber oxide]

STOP HAVING FUN

[static axle]

how dare thee

fun in my unfun world

[upbeat verge]

i wanna be at home exploring linux and learning shit

[supple lotus]

cant be worse what I'm doing rn

at least you have burgur

[upbeat verge]

what u doing rn sir

[supple lotus]

clicking roughly 5k video files to create proxies

[shrewd gull]

heloo

[upbeat verge]

its pljeskavica not burger

[shrewd gull]

PLJESKAVICA

[upbeat verge]

burger but bit the same

[supple lotus]

PljeBURGUR

[shrewd gull]

its not the same as burger

burger is dogshit

pljeskavica is goated

[upbeat verge]

watch if chrissy 🤘

[shrewd gull]

what toppings

Ivan

[supple lotus]

kurva

[orchid lotus]

whats the difference between pljeskavica and burger?

[shrewd gull]

100% meat ;3c

[upbeat verge]

no toppings sadly just the meat my parents dont know how to make it proper

[snow tree]

It's slavborger

[orchid lotus]

why the zesty emoji at the end?

[upbeat verge]

[shrewd gull]

And it's not inside of the bun, it's lepinja

[orchid lotus]

ah lepenec

[upbeat verge]

ok i go eat bye

mwah ❤️

[orchid lotus]

dobrú chuť

[oblique belfry]

pita ?

[shrewd gull]

awh

[orchid lotus]

flat bread

[shrewd gull]

No, that's just bread

[oblique belfry]

oh

[raven swan]

That is and

[upbeat verge]

superb balkan cuisine

[orchid lotus]

bare minimum

[forest acorn]

OH

its a case of pink rolls near the front door

up on a shelf

[shrewd gull]

A random fucking pljeskavica from the internet

[oblique belfry]

ye i got it

and i got more toilet paper for the guy now

since you are here

did you do the statue quest

[left mantle]

I might get a burger tomorrow

[orchid lotus]

hmmm... I got some minced meat, am practicing bread making, gotta try this

[upbeat verge]

man.....

[shrewd gull]

I usually take Sour cream, Urnebes (white cheese, kajmak and hot chili peppers, with salt and other spices), Tomatoes, hot crushed peppers and sometimes onions

[oblique belfry]

@forest acorn

[shrewd gull]

Although the pljeskavica's I eat, instead of it being just meat patties, it has sliced bacon and cheese or kajmak and spices, alongside meat

[forest acorn]

not yet

dont spoil

[oblique belfry]

im doin it rn

was gonna ask where moai was

[shrewd gull]

hello

[upbeat verge]

yes man hi im here

[shrewd gull]

hello bugar!

[upbeat verge]

HELLO

[shrewd gull]

What else are you planning on doing with linux

[upbeat verge]

learning to use it

and thats about it

i won't go back to windows

[oblique belfry]

@green granite i like how in every map the mp5 is called viper / rattlesnake or any other snake names

[orchid lotus]

wait what happened, I thought you were all for convenience? or was that someone else the other day

[vital venture]

we luv snake

[upbeat verge]

????

wasnt me mate

i despise windows

i just switched late because support wasnt that good back in the day

[orchid lotus]

i see

[shrewd gull]

fuck windows worst os ever

[oblique belfry]

https://spebby.net/CaliforniaMap/

@forest acorn @green granite

[oblique belfry]

there is an interactive map wtf

[upbeat verge]

@shrewd gull

[forest acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1340666887092048002/wi_wi_wi.mp4?ex=69f5f356&is=69f4a1d6&hm=ca511dbfdb977218d464837380edb6966f924a416a5c5bb0219a3adbcb9ec799&

[oblique belfry]

[orchid lotus]

didn't know world has dlcs

[shrewd gull]

real shit

[upbeat verge]

might try catchy os and eventually switch to arch for fullest control

[shrewd gull]

well CachyOS is based on Arch so ;3

[upbeat verge]

jump in the deep end like a MAN

if i drown i drown

momma didnt raise no bitch

[shrewd gull]

https://cachyos.org/

Read it

[orchid lotus]

I tried cachy, was fine, but whenever I woke pc from sleep, I had visual glitches on screen

[shrewd gull]

You have a wiki on there as well, go through it

[orchid lotus]

like literal missing pixels etc

surely they fixed that

[shrewd gull]

When

[upbeat verge]

i noticed linux doesnt like sleeping

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nLMdhYUzLo

mythic pull

or something

[orchid lotus]

somewhat early in the release if I am not wrong

[upbeat verge]

i do like the idea of full control on my pc tho @orchid lotus @shrewd gull

the way god intended

i dont want bluetooth driver? uninstall that mf

[orchid lotus]

I like that idea too... hmm I guess I could try dual booting, have not tried that, since I play league with mates

[shrewd gull]

Ehh, probably since then, if not there's probably a workaround of some kind

[upbeat verge]

since i wiped my windows install and my files with it i can switch distros without a care in the world

[orchid lotus]

on like apps, all you had to do was close and re-open the window, but it would also appear on taskbar and other parts, but there were talks and reports about it on the internet so I am sure its fixed by now

[upbeat verge]

@shrewd gull is catchy also a rolling?

or naw

[shrewd gull]

I "dual boot" as well, I mean, I have Windows partition that's 100GB in size, with R6 Siege, OBS, Steam, Discord and a Browser installed, occupying 85% of those 100GBs, and the rest, so 900GB and 1TB drives are only for Linux. Everything is on Linux as I installed it first.
You should do it this way as well, limit the Windows so you don't go back to use it more since it's "more convenient".
I find it that way now, not with Windows but Linux. I just don't care about Windows, and always return to Linux since for me its more convenient.
You, however, might experience it differently, as in being on Linux then wanting to play League, doing league, then checking discord there, then doing something on browser and you just stay there and either rarely go or never again to linux

[shrewd gull]

Yes, its a rolling release distro

For you I'll recommend KDE as your DE, it has the most similar feeling to Windows, just to get used to it

After that you can switch like I did

Hyprland is more work for you but customizable asf

Uhhh, do systemd-boot as a boot manager, instead of Grub, it's better and minimal

[orchid lotus]

I prefer kde, gnome is fine, like the clean look, hyprland and such can wait

[upbeat verge]

woah woah slow down

im not even at home

[shrewd gull]

Sure sure

[upbeat verge]

I won't remember all this sir

[shrewd gull]

I can repeat ;3c

[orchid lotus]

its written down

[shrewd gull]

Yeah, KDE for start is great to get used to Linux, after that do whatever you want

[upbeat verge]

basic but delicious

ignore the spoon

[orchid lotus]

onyon

[supple lotus]

Spork man

[shrewd gull]

Didn't do much, I like it being minimalistic (as much as possible)

[shrewd gull]

fuck yeah devour it

[shrewd gull]

I can help you set it up when you want

[sick trail]

#🚽сральня🚽

[oblique belfry]

v r o

[shrewd gull]

russians

[rocky turtle]

yes

[shrewd gull]

why

[rocky turtle]

why not

[oblique belfry]

did it ?

[thick plover]

mfs will be like

[rocky turtle]

PC changed gaming forever

[thick plover]

the minecraft effect and have tetris as the fucking thumbnail

[shrewd gull]

uhhhhhhhh, why yes

[supple lotus]

i feel ya, cow

https://x.com/cowincrisis/status/2050068957248598111?s=20

cow (@cowincrisis)

touching the electric fence just to feel something again

X · May 1, 2026, 4:25 AM

[pliant chasm]

found super secret encounter
got molested

3 barons wailing at you is rough

evil fuckers also disable extra lives

[proven tundra]

CERVEZA CRYSTALLLL

[pallid sapphire]

Hello fellow Lyming alts

[noble basin]

Rent free

[rocky turtle]

hello lyming alt

[left mantle]

You're right, lets call them the proper alt "Hello Chovy alt"

[pallid sapphire]

Hello fellow Spicy alt

Thoug i dont think anybody could be more retarded than Spicy

they won the genetical lottery

[proven tundra]

Hello my breezy alts what up dawgs

[pliant chasm]

i beat boneyard and desert last night btw

[rocky turtle]

hellow fellow mwadi alts

[pliant chasm]

unlocked necro

[proven tundra]

Dang

I thought there was a neco

[rocky turtle]

how was dubbik?

[upbeat verge]

man

[pliant chasm]

i killed him in 1 turn

so idk

[noble basin]

Hello fellow borka alts

[upbeat verge]

im gonna devour a second pljeslavica
@shrewd gull

[rocky turtle]

wtf how?

[pliant chasm]

oh you mean the ghost

[shrewd gull]

Fuck yeah, I have baked beans and homemade bread

[pliant chasm]

thank god i had a beefed up hunter

[solid sundial]

Shut up Ivan

[pliant chasm]

what

[rocky turtle]

i meant boneyard boss

[timber oxide]

@marsh cargo I have downloaded 28 more mods, enabled them all and now hope for the best

[pliant chasm]

sentient clanker

[upbeat verge]

????

[pliant chasm]

it's cooked

[left mantle]

nobody asked but im eating pizza bread

[pliant chasm]

yeah
what happens if he dies to poison

[timber oxide]

The list of new mods is actually longer than the list of mods I currently have

[marsh cargo]

care to list them?

[shrewd gull]

Nicee, pics

[left mantle]

Too late.

[rocky turtle]

then he dies to poison

[pliant chasm]

does he possess anyone ?

[shrewd gull]

Never too late

[left mantle]

lemme throw it up real quick

[shrewd gull]

Ye

[rocky turtle]

the one who inflicted the poison i think

[pliant chasm]

and if it was enviroment kill ?

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail

[pliant chasm]

like he steps on something in the area and kys

[upbeat verge]

why did the clanker talk

[pliant chasm]

it's sentient

[upbeat verge]

it shouldnt talk

[left mantle]

Someone kermit the frog'd it

[timber oxide]

A few ship mods, including two pirate expansions, a few faction mods including Iron Shell, some QoL and visual stuff, Station Augments, Station Refitting, Substance Abuse, Gas Station and Diktat enhancements, SOTF, RAT and there may or may not be a mod which adds some funny shit in there

[pliant chasm]

can i get perms to do that

[left mantle]

they stuck their hand up its ass and made it talk

[marsh cargo]

[shrewd gull]

You're still unfit to help?

[timber oxide]

Oh my god the game launched

I have a custom scenario in mind, if you can name it that

[pliant chasm]

it goes away in 2 hours

[timber oxide]

I want to start a new run with just my pirate Onslaught

[frozen void]

🤨

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/-UQLjB0vCjQ?si=mTwPYx1mwFpCH0hv

[left mantle]

there's 2 things wrong with that image

[tiny notch]

my dad needs to start min maxing his stats
he just got diagnosed with chronic kidney disease

[timber oxide]

The lore in my mind is that there was an incident during gate re-activation that sent me back 20 cycles and now the stuff is wonky

Call it new game plus

I start with my flagship and 10% of my money

So Onslaught (P) and 500k

[arctic flicker]

If you must goon, goon on thy own time

[timber oxide]

Maybe I add a Tarsus to it because Onslaught needs to eat too

[pure compass]

no

30 mule(p)

[shrewd gull]

Tell him to pour all stat points into smithing

[timber oxide]

How about Ass

That's an actual ship

[pure compass]

the donkey?

modsector wtf

[timber oxide]

I have confirmed that Ass and Mule (P) are not the same ship cause both could exist at the same time

Oh yeah I now have a mod that tells me what comes from what mod

[pure compass]

took the honse out of the mule

[timber oxide]

Because it gets fucking confusing

[rocky turtle]

droon is ready to steal atmosphere

[upbeat verge]

holy shit im full

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-capybara-cute-rub-belly-belly-wash-my-belly-gif-12256602399307210452

2 pljeskavicas

[brittle karma]

watafak, actual porsche in game

[rocky turtle]

when do i unlock garage?

[timber oxide]

Yeah you're going back to active service because of some spacetime shenanigans or something like that, better lore pending

[copper vapor]

1st hunt and I get exactly what I need

[brittle karma]

at level 2 tycoon

[copper vapor]

tried breaking its back in the last hit

[upbeat verge]

remember fellas
the man who waits for a perfect shot , will die with a full mag

[tiny notch]

cal learnt force flight

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[arctic flicker]

force flight and the animal got a lightsaber to the face

[oblique belfry]

rip

[proven tundra]

My top ten now
Dang Earth isn't as powerful as Kendrick

[little depot]

How good am I

[proven tundra]

I do not have your card

[little depot]

Awww man

[oblique belfry]

AW HELL NO

[proven tundra]

But I assume very powerful

[tiny notch]

azu is powerful if paired with a bed and stronger male card

[little depot]

...

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

Where is Darth Vato 🗣️

[little depot]

My partner is.. neither of those things

[tiny notch]

rats

[little depot]

Thankfully

She is British tho

Very sadly

[tiny notch]

ew

[little depot]

She's from York even

[upbeat verge]

who cares

[tiny notch]

YORK MENTIONED

[pliant chasm]

last one got me

[little depot]

One of the worst places to be

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/viking-man-leaps-ice-water-gif-12813214525354223849

[upbeat verge]

what she is or wheres shes from

[little depot]

Ivan

[tiny notch]

i too am a yorkie

[little depot]

Die

[upbeat verge]

no

[little depot]

Y'all do have similar hair

[proven tundra]

You're okay dating Romanian gypsies

[tiny notch]

imagine its my cousin

[upbeat verge]

The higher the orbit the downer the fool 🗣️

[little depot]

I hope not???

[tiny notch]

itd be kinda funny

have yall met irl

[pliant chasm]

it benings

[little depot]

Aye

[tiny notch]

oh probably not

afaik theyve not met their partner before

[little depot]

Dox your cousin

[tiny notch]

no

dox ur partner

[little depot]

Dox yourself

[tiny notch]

dox urself

[little depot]

I have already

You have already

[pliant chasm]

@rocky turtle i got guillotina
what do i do

i got 2 retired only

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/get-doxxed-idiot-earth-gif-25842102

[rocky turtle]

if she is not coming today do a normal run

[upbeat verge]

wtf is this convo

[pliant chasm]

6 days iirc

[little depot]

Spam runs

[rocky turtle]

ez clap

[proven tundra]

[pliant chasm]

aight

[little depot]

Is this the first time you e seen her?

[pliant chasm]

yea

[little depot]

If so the fights pretty easy

[tiny notch]

i bet yaks plays brown dust 2

[pliant chasm]

make more hunters

what

[upbeat verge]

this isnt nasa this is masa foo

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-gif-17511868351874922325

dont look it up

for your own sake

[proven tundra]

Needed more time in the oven Ivan

[little depot]

Isn't it a gooner gacha game

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-moving-away-dog-backing-away-from-hand-mulchangel-gif-5785800496679350923

[tiny notch]

gooner isnt extreme enough

[pliant chasm]

i bet you play black souls

[oblique belfry]

what

[tiny notch]

whats that

[little depot]

I bet you play rpg maker slop

[oblique belfry]

oh its tar

[tiny notch]

doge walked into azus room

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[little depot]

Fear and hunger for aspiring Diddy disciples

[tiny notch]

yeah no

[little depot]

With incredibly bad writing and combat

[tiny notch]

they dont know who the devs are

[oblique belfry]

crystals

[little depot]

Pretty sure the dev is wanted

[pliant chasm]

shitty jrpg that wants to be dark souls with a dedicated rape button

[marsh cargo]

yeah the big no no game

[upbeat verge]

dad told me this ine
"if a woman is ever wrong , save yourself the sanity and go say sorry"
@frozen void @pliant chasm

[little depot]

It's not a jrpg tho?

[marsh cargo]

with a cast of only children like character

[pliant chasm]

rpg maker

same shit

[oblique belfry]

slop

[pliant chasm]

piss vs shit ahh

[upbeat verge]

rpgm devs decidinf if they should make horror , an rpg or a porn game

[pliant chasm]

all 3

[little depot]

Most of the time it's all of the above

[upbeat verge]

exactly

[uneven sapphire]

jus made bricks for no reason since i cant get mortar yet

[timber oxide]

Some technical fuckery later and I'm ready

[little depot]

Me when I'm in the lab

Chat how do I sneak a small woman into a room unnoticed

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/rawr-gif-16404495893311143238

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/head-turn-cat-bingus-slow-gif-22009132

[pliant chasm]

🤨

[tiny notch]

i just love the way he tries to stuff it into his mouth

[quiet abyss]

hes just fat

leave him be

[uneven sapphire]

briefcase

[tiny notch]

must be ur kid then

[copper vapor]

[frozen void]

ball knowledge

[proven tundra]

📦

[quiet abyss]

wuh

[little depot]

Uh

[snow tree]

In hindsight, eating that third curry burrito might been a mistake

[pliant chasm]

folk

[upbeat verge]

never send a girl texts
instead send gm texts to her mom
(negotiating with the manager)

[quiet abyss]

son

[copper vapor]

folk 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-folk-hold-laugh-baby-cry-emoji-gif-17859169049016606658

its slop

[upbeat verge]

wee laddie

ahh

[pliant chasm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/druski-druski-football