╟❓general-offtopic

[marsh cargo]

but i cant find it

[quiet abyss]

there it is

[runic condor]

what the fuck

[quiet abyss]

ITS PEAK

i had to recolor it BY HAND

because i have my background black

and to be authentic i penciled and brushed it in

like a fucking idiot

[runic condor]

gotta give you credit for the dedication

[quiet abyss]

yeah took 15 minutes

i colored it twice

because im a bumbling idiot and got wrong color first time

[copper vapor]

uh

I just realized

I have no dinner

[runic condor]

i has shawarma

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/wfui.gif

[left mantle]

this was a crossover weapon btw

the game its from is already dead

[marsh cargo]

1tap heavies

[copper vapor]

the CROSSbow is a CROSSover weapon, huh

[marsh cargo]

fucking lmao

[copper vapor]

what game is it from

[marsh cargo]

guess

[copper vapor]

ultiflex is star citizen

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/star-citizen-argo-mole--k01KQGEANYVGBZ2CWMXDVSNQCJV

[left mantle]

Shroud of the Avatar: Forsaken Virtues

[copper vapor]

I thought it was a crossbow from another game in star citizen. it's the other way around then?

OH

DAMN

shroud of the avatar

yet another game in the long list of games I'd rather read about than actually play

[timber oxide]

@proven tundra you're making good money therefore I give you your cheese back

[proven tundra]

Thank you sir

For this generous cheese bounty

[green granite]

Skaven planet

[left mantle]

Oh we're also getting a new mission type with this ptu patch, basically its a defend base mission

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

I just witnessed this in another discord

it spreads

[marsh cargo]

@quiet abyss this is your fault

[zealous depot]

Built Argo tough

[quiet abyss]

LETS. FUCKING. GOOOO

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/argo-argo-tough-star-citizen-ouyter-space-gif-15036236

[quiet abyss]

im so glad i posted this a while ago

because now im credited

[oblique belfry]

no gif

i was gonna fav it

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

anyway stolen from another discord because I can

[quiet abyss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtIZWQyhkXQ

[marsh cargo]

at least it looks cool

[quiet abyss]

i lost it in my favs

will find later

[left mantle]

It's velocity is apparently pure ass cheeks

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

rip

the person shitting is nelson

boo

bastard

[copper vapor]

doge you know what to do

https://tenor.com/kGm5DO3LYid.gif

[oblique belfry]

i cant

safezone

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-26525477

[copper vapor]

O_o irl

[oblique belfry]

turns out there is UV light

and it shows secret

[zealous depot]

I can't believe they decided we needed a crossbow in space

[oblique belfry]

somebody came inside the bathroom

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

that's a lot of cum

also uh

[left mantle]

...Really?

[copper vapor]

youtube's telling me I should reinstall C&C3

[left mantle]

It's kind of an obvious meme weapon

[forest acorn]

is this california

[oblique belfry]

yes

[copper vapor]

yes

california 2

[forest acorn]

do they have san francisco

[zealous depot]

Average zzz gamers room

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/scTuo2lOmrT.gif

[copper vapor]

yes

[forest acorn]

[copper vapor]

even has fallout 2's oil rig

[forest acorn]

i hope they have good public transportation

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ncr-fallout-fact-checked-by-real-patriots-ranger-ncr-ranger-gif-6538938350957171308

[oblique belfry]

i asked this guy for help to open the safe

and this mf already pimped himself

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/bBTMk.gif

[oblique belfry]

he is the one that gave me UV light

🗿 🚽

[forest acorn]

@uneven sapphire lets do unturned :P

[forest acorn]

nahhh

if it was california it'd be tiki

tbey go wild for wooden tiki heads over here

[oblique belfry]

mf

[zealous depot]

Holy shit that map is big

[forest acorn]

holy shit youre in nevada

im north of SF

[oblique belfry]

oh

its in this tupperware thingy

[forest acorn]

cant even visit my geographically similar unturned location

[uneven sapphire]

i was just about to head to sleep

[forest acorn]

sleep well then :D

[oblique belfry]

cuppy told me he saw the san fransico google hq

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry do they have uhmmmm

red wood forests

[oblique belfry]

i do not know

i assume the orange part in the map is that

[forest acorn]

or is it all generic pines like normal unturned

[uneven sapphire]

thank u

[oblique belfry]

gps*

[forest acorn]

irl like

all the redwood stuff is north of SF so i guess you wont see any in this

maybe scotts valley?

also is this just solo exploration rn

[oblique belfry]

i do not know anything about cali

[forest acorn]

i knowwww

[oblique belfry]

ye im on sp

[forest acorn]

ur a silly lil europissin

its all vanilla unturned weapons?

[oblique belfry]

no

[forest acorn]

or do they have weird CA legal weapons

or the uhhh

whats that one map

escalation?

[oblique belfry]

right now i got this thing

[forest acorn]

wtf

mp412 rex

[oblique belfry]

and the good ol' beretta

[forest acorn]

okay yeah so it DOES have custom guns awesome

[forest acorn]

i think it wouldve been like

really funny if 90% of the guns were only ones on the ca legal list

and then a couple tactical ones from military areas

[forest acorn]

like some fucked up 10 round limited AK until you craft it to take mags

[uneven sapphire]

Ca compliant guns make me angry

[forest acorn]

i like they but they are kinda fugly

i like the ca compliant uhhh

sl8

im kinda sad theres none of the gen1 sl8's

[oblique belfry]

sl8 my beloved

[forest acorn]

its all the g36 adjacent ones

no floating rail

like

this in ca legal 🤤

[uneven sapphire]

Still makes no sense to me why they have to have the pistol grip like that

[forest acorn]

its something about it making it harder to handle and get multiple shots on target with a semi auto weapon to avoid mass casuality incidents but like

i think a trained shooter could make do

[oblique belfry]

[uneven sapphire]

As if criminals ever used law compliant weapon

It’s either makeshift guns or illegal under ground ones with out serial numbers

[left mantle]

yeah.........................................................................

[forest acorn]

also most crimes are from handguns and the only restriction with those is mag size in ca

so idk why they even fuck with sporting/target rifles

also 🤤

the off grey is so good

[left mantle]

It's to fuck with manufacturers

[copper vapor]

this looks good holy shit

[left mantle]

Literally the main reason

[forest acorn]

or give me the offgrey-blue scout

[copper vapor]

steyr scout?

[uneven sapphire]

I love the styr scout

[forest acorn]

that and the sl8 are my dream guns

im pretty sure the scout is fully CA legal so i could technically get one

[uneven sapphire]

[forest acorn]

other than the cost of the gun being 2k ish

[uneven sapphire]

The amphibian returned

[oblique belfry]

finally.

a REAL gun

[forest acorn]

and it being in a shit caliber like 6.5 creedmore

and also them all being gen 2 scouts so theyre slightly wrong looking

[quiet abyss]

fr?

[zealous depot]

Battle hardened person

[uneven sapphire]

Uncanny scout

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[forest acorn]

like its still the same body but the uhh

bolt and rail is ugly

i know why they use that ball end bolt but its still ugly compared to the spoon looking one of the og

and also the fucking full length rail kills the style points of having a forward mounted scope even if it is better eye relief

[oblique belfry]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[covert shard]

mordecai????

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry Yoooo

[covert shard]

slightly modernized version of a classic weapon

[forest acorn]

they have the monty python rabbit

[oblique belfry]

final destination reference ?

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[forest acorn]

also you can drive the trains

holy shit dayz press vest in the shop

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile

[sour rivet]

tf y'all watching to get this shit on your algo

[oblique belfry]

dude i just watch my usual shit

games / occasional long commentary vids / music

[forest acorn]

hi birb

[oblique belfry]

woah @green granite @forest acorn

this cathedral is showing the other map "events"

[green granite]

is that elver

[oblique belfry]

and kuwait

i assume the volcano is hawaii

ddunno what purple orb could be tho

maybe it was brazil and i forgor

thank fuck they dont ignore elver ngl

even with the bullshit happened with renax and danaby

wtf

[green granite]

Easter Island I think

but Hawaii is more popular

[oblique belfry]

hawaii had volcano boss

the magma mega

and since kuwait's nazar and elver's monument is there

i assume its the ones related to questlines / easter eggs / secrets

and hawaii being one of em

mmm drugs

[copper vapor]

angy

[timber oxide]

Take drugs, it's good for you

[oblique belfry]

i just fucking drank some kind of cola

now im bleeding and hallunicating

i think i just drank the 1980 cola

[static axle]

eeewwwww

they changed yt again

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

how bad is it

[static axle]

its the side bar

the thumbnails big

[oblique belfry]

yeah wtf

its a bit bigger

[static axle]

go into a vid

check the right side

i thought i had zoom enabled

[oblique belfry]

oh ye wtf

[static axle]

bitch thats the left side

[oblique belfry]

slides in like smth you'd see from games

[static axle]

i mean right

[oblique belfry]

you mean the videos ?

[static axle]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

huh

either im used to it or i see no difference

[verbal lodge]

wide cirbo

[static axle]

mines fucking massive

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

lol

[static axle]

only thing i can think off is they added resolution scaling now

[oblique belfry]

❓

you mean something besides changing quality of vids ?

[static axle]

i think its smaller now right

at "1080p" size

[oblique belfry]

well there is 2 1080p's for me

[static axle]

no

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

i mean cause im at 4k is that the reason why the thumbnails are big

[oblique belfry]

aahhh

cant relate

so i didnt know

[static axle]

cause they are tinier when i move the chrome into a quarter slot

[oblique belfry]

im writing with my 1600x900 monitor

[static axle]

appoarently could be a blocker issue too

[oblique belfry]

@green granite @forest acorn im hearin voices

[cunning bronze]

@copper vapor @static axle this skill is so fun and deadly

[static axle]

yeah edge works fine

dont mind the hdr bloom

[oblique belfry]

dude what the fuck is that saturation

[static axle]

bitch ive explained it like 15 times yet you dont rembmer

[copper vapor]

I bet even cleveland is white in that screen

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

smth about hdr and your monitor

[static axle]

fengshu shit namastee

[cunning bronze]

namaste motherfucker gets blasted

[static axle]

windows no likey to snippet hdr

[oblique belfry]

a

[static axle]

it go all saturated

[static axle]

i learned there is a fan weapon in the game

[oblique belfry]

is that 5.7

[static axle]

kinda wanna get it

https://klipy.com/gifs/m-and-ms-yellow-1--k01KQGKCDXC8VD76YT99AVWFBFZ

[oblique belfry]

no wait it could be p2000

[static axle]

anyways, fix is easy, i'll just press T and enjoy shit in theather mode like always, blockers will update their scripts and it should be normal soon

[oblique belfry]

yeah most of the time i use theather mode

so i dont see vids recommended on the right

[cunning bronze]

i saw it but no idea where

seems to me its endgame shit

[static axle]

i know where but it'll take time till i can get it

its like mid game shit

[oblique belfry]

DUCKS

MORE DUCKS

[cunning bronze]

where?

[static axle]

serpent marsh in demeniss

but you need focused force palm

but it looks so funny

"no touchy"

[cunning bronze]

lmaoo

[cunning bronze]

oh yeah i was there but didnt get nothing

might be quest locked

[static axle]

or the whirlwind "wee"

[static axle]

do you know focused force palm

[cunning bronze]

no

i dont have it

i dont thimk i do

[static axle]

you need to know that to blow a ore vewin open

[cunning bronze]

aaa

[static axle]

i do like how it doesnt matter what weapon you use cause gems are the thing

[green granite]

Thays a HK USP-C

[oblique belfry]

oh

[static axle]

so you cant even loot "op" weapon so to speak

i mean you can find super good weapons but it's all about combining the gems

[green granite]

Yeh

Actually

I think you're right

Thats a P2000C

I didnt see the small cut on the front of the slide

P2000 has it indent in

[green granite]

I like how the church has all of the canon events

Thats freaking awesome

[oblique belfry]

ye

[forest acorn]

same

btw doge

theres a mineshaft under uhh

hotel whatever near calabasas

[green granite]

Tbh

I have never finished Kuwait quest

[forest acorn]

and its got mercenary/scientist zombies with good loot

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

chemicals and med spawns

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/durpeehooves/status/2049917367983997233

derpywatch (@durpeehooves)

WHO IS THAT?

X · Apr 30, 2026, 6:22 PM

[forest acorn]

and a couple guns

and also its a mineshaft so like

[green granite]

I think this is part of original map too

[forest acorn]

one billion pickaxes and ore nodes

[oblique belfry]

i see

i went to all safezones rn

collecting every quest i can

[green granite]

Did they still have the arsenal near costa mesa mall @forest acorn

[oblique belfry]

oh i missed this one

[green granite]

Also

Where safezone

[oblique belfry]

4 safezones

2 of which are filled with npcs

1 is a fishing spot

[forest acorn]

theres 1 guy

[oblique belfry]

at the top right

the other idk

[forest acorn]

he gives you a quest to find statues

[oblique belfry]

which i will go to now

[forest acorn]

like pickup ones

he gives you "locations" but thats kinda just a starting point to where ur search is

[green granite]

How the hell does Frota already know about everything of this

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/неуязвимый-invincibleshow-invincible-wobble-edit-gif-5918803382277430350

[forest acorn]

like one is the chester motel but theres no statue, just a note telling people who were there to evac to a zone

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

so i probably need to visit the zone to find that statue

[green granite]

California vs Limestone

Which one is better so far

[oblique belfry]

cali

[forest acorn]

also does a rebreather do anything

[oblique belfry]

fuck limestone

no endgame

no quests

no bitches

[green granite]

Ok

[forest acorn]

is limestone or escalation the one with broken zombie hp

[oblique belfry]

all you have is a 3d sentient printer

[green granite]

Cali vs Polarid

[forest acorn]

cali

[oblique belfry]

hmmm

cant say for certain at the moment

but looks like cali

[green granite]

I like Cali cuz its my state

[forest acorn]

polaris is cool but its kinda small and boring

[green granite]

Except the map is like

[forest acorn]

me too

[oblique belfry]

i already have 17 quests vro

[green granite]

So geographically wrong

But it doesnt matter

[forest acorn]

its only socal

[green granite]

Cen Cal actually

It does not go to LA

Despite Costa Mesa is mentioned

[oblique belfry]

im glad some of the locations from cali 1 still exists

like gonzales estate

[forest acorn]

also oh my goooddd

theres a little pocket crowbar

that you can hotkey like a flashlight

and its so nice for breaking shit without damaging ur killing melee weapon

[oblique belfry]

before y'all do anything

go find mili flashlight

and 2 tapes

and craft headlamp

thank me later

its a must

[forest acorn]

i already have one from the rebreather

it has one built in which is awesome

[oblique belfry]

damn

[green granite]

Melee seems to degrade faster by default

Every damage seem to degrade by 1 for a lot of melees

[forest acorn]

its fine tho

it gives you so many

are you on hard

[green granite]

Normal

[oblique belfry]

normal

[green granite]

Like default normal

[quiet abyss]

i like how one of the endgame monsters is literally just a monkey

just a basic monkey

[forest acorn]

im on hard

[green granite]

We always know you are onnhard

[quiet abyss]

like bro we went from wyverns and leviathans, to a fucking monkey

[green granite]

Dont have to admit it publicly

[oblique belfry]

this shit gives you bleeding and hallunication

[green granite]

Also whats the crafting progression looks like in Cali

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Unspeakable Thing

[oblique belfry]

going around looting things atm

[green granite]

Yet you drank it

[forest acorn]

i got a chainsaw 🤤

[oblique belfry]

for science

[forest acorn]

its so good

[green granite]

Found a random jackhammer

[forest acorn]

holy shit

it doesnt even need a blowtorch to repair

just metal scrap

which you get everywhere

[green granite]

Cant even find a gas station at san franc

Guess this is why ppl leaving it behind

[oblique belfry]

for fri

there it is

the city

[green granite]

Said it in Robby Rotten voice

[quiet abyss]

guys i did it

i hunted a monster

and didnt use a single potion

a sign of progress

[oblique belfry]

mm

38 mil

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/p1fEV6QbCww?si=bvUVmPwpVmvrl-cw

[oblique belfry]

hm

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

HELO

[quiet abyss]

im just happy to be free of crutching on the seikret

i used to just spam it to drag me out of bad situations

and potion to heal

which i still do when in a shitty situation, but i used to be in those situations so often

[oblique belfry]

@green granite @forest acorn tear gas is really useful wtf

it lowers player's oxygen / infection / hp bar

when you are inside

well unless you have gasmask ig

its a pocket deadzone maker

which is interesting

thats an interesting flavor text

[green granite]

Get hard

[oblique belfry]

OPPPA

wait jackhammer has more zombie damage

[oblique belfry]

its so detailed

[verbal gate]

How many of these have been harvested to make joysticks?

Gaming isn't a victimless crime

[oblique belfry]

man i became mad again

cuz of our government and its attempts to ban gaming

school shooting happens
"it must be cuz of the violent games"

we are in 2026 you fucking walking speck of ashes

[verbal gate]

They are correct, but their reasoning is wrong

[oblique belfry]

there are so many reports and articles about it

go read it once

[verbal gate]

I think we should ban videogames just because it's funny

[oblique belfry]

you dont know the context of that school shooting but tl;dr the kid was the son of a police officer who had multiple guns in the house WITHOUT LOCK NOR SAFETY

and he thought this child how to shoot prior to shooting

and the influencers / streamers etc found his steam profile

and like everyone thought

there was no """violent"""" games

they kept screaming pubg but dude had 0 hours in it

[verbal gate]

I dunno if its prevalent there on yalls side but there's kinda a stigma against criminology students and children of police officers as knuckle dragging troglodytes that can't operate a computer if their life depended on it

[oblique belfry]

what

oh its a dz

[oblique belfry]

like seriously

these old cunts cant properly use technology

but have the audacity to call out the teens for using em

hell i've seen some families who can be just on number 1 hitlist

dude goes through grueling 14 hours of studying / work

[verbal gate]

We have jokes about criminology students saying they don't have licenses when asked to open Google Drive

[oblique belfry]

and he sits on his pc for 10 mins

when he does crime

they blame the pc

like how the fuck

can you think about that

family issues ? / work issues ? / social issues ?

nah fuck em

pc ? okay lets ban em then

[sour rivet]

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 1:50 AM

[oblique belfry]

like at this point im willing to do the purge myself if it means old people dying

[sour rivet]

why are they so fat

[oblique belfry]

because the moment every old person dies we can fucking put people that actually knows what fuck does what

also for context im talking about politicians

fuck em all

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/greatkhansfanxx/status/2049864204337717333

Great Khans (@greatkhansfanxx)

Account based in Nevada

X · Apr 30, 2026, 2:51 PM

[oblique belfry]

senator mentioned

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry how do i set spawn

[oblique belfry]

beds

[forest acorn]

i need leather urghhhh

[oblique belfry]

oh shit helo

mmm

[forest acorn]

yoooo

[oblique belfry]

ayo

well that was fast

o h

turns out carjacking now has physics

[copper vapor]

huh

wild hearts is kinda okay actually

interesting gimmick

it's just hella jank

even more jank than monhun

[oblique belfry]

hmm

oh shit tar 21

[olive coral]

New unturned map?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[olive coral]

It has been downhill ever since they banned the 2 polish femboys from making maps

[oblique belfry]

this map looks promising so far

lets see how the questline goes

[green granite]

M40A1

[oblique belfry]

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

[raven swan]

Which game

[oblique belfry]

unturned

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

would've did numbers in mp

[green granite]

@oblique belfry i like how I can recognize like most of the guns in this map

Beside if they have added some fictional ones like acid soaker or shits

And also military vehicles

[olive coral]

Its called autism

P!xkcd 2501

[green granite]

Very true bestie

[muted gyro]

Comic #2501 - Average Familiarity

How could anyone consider themselves a well-rounded adult without a basic understanding of silicate geochemistry? Silicates are everywhere! It's hard to throw a rock without throwing one!

Published 8/11/2021

[oblique belfry]

what

[olive coral]

Sometimes one can forget that the average person cant tell a f16 apart from the f18

[green granite]

A lot of jet shapes are different

But my friend can tell difference between variants

And its scary

[pliant meteor]

https://youtu.be/SJPu1spHqfk?si=nJ-MF8wPJtanj_5g

Hollywood still beating a dead honse

[green granite]

They made multiple resident evil movies

Suffice to say none are good

[pliant meteor]

Mhmm

Except the ones that are animated and actually relates to the games.

[oblique belfry]

oh

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748992989849845780/1499530097646895164/image-31.png?ex=69f521bb&is=69f3d03b&hm=0feed220349d63ad0faa43790c96fdcb19271a97b5d63d672afd936c859675a8&

[green granite]

One thing I sometimes do not understand in reshade community is that

They look at a game

Crank reflection up max

Flash bang the game

Makes color to the point where it becomes what inspired SCP cognition hazard

"Look my game looks great"

Yeh it looks like eye vomit becomes a physical living and breathing being

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ExtremeBlitz__/status/2050049066906927194?s=20 @oblique belfry

duck (@ExtremeBlitz__)

https://t.co/OgBY5I1Val

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vxTwitter / fixvx · May 1, 2026, 3:06 AM

[copper vapor]

those ain't good either

[green granite]

Dont think those are made by hollywood

[copper vapor]

me whenever I witness milsurptards talking about guns, gear and military vehicles

[oblique belfry]

O

[copper vapor]

"this tank has 36782 lug nuts therefore it's a DT/B variant of the Sploinker Mk IV"

[green granite]

MOSSBERG 590A SHOCKWAVE

[copper vapor]

fuck outta here

[sour rivet]

why does this game have seasons

what are the seasons

[oblique belfry]

can go in 2ndary too

[green granite]

TAVOR X95R

Wait hold on I supposed to include the name

[copper vapor]

summer, autumn, winter, spring

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[timber oxide]

Anyone wants to talk about guns, gear or military vehicles?

[green granite]

ISRAELI WEAPON INDUSTRY TAVOR X95R

[copper vapor]

only if you can tell me the number of lug nuts on the Sploinker Mk II

[green granite]

I despised how that laser sight looks on the Beretta

[pliant meteor]

Death Island was okay.

[timber oxide]

68

[oblique belfry]

hello

[copper vapor]

[extremely loud correct ding]

[pliant meteor]

Which is why they're slightly better.

[green granite]

IWI Galil Ace 7.62x39mmR

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Saw that one

Picked up a lot at PD

Idk if they have a mag fed shotgun in this map

[oblique belfry]

O WTF

[green granite]

But they sure have Executioner

[green granite]

Oh lmao

Mac 10

Or Mac 11

[oblique belfry]

NOO IT USES SEPERATE MAG

can yoink the suppressor tho

[green granite]

Huh

It can be used for others?

[oblique belfry]

nvm

[copper vapor]

Burger King branched out to firearms

[green granite]

Tbf

A lot of weapon names are reference to something

[sour rivet]

doge nicknames himself far far west
plays it for one day then immediately goes to unturned

[green granite]

And Mac 10 is just

Too iconic for your typical joe

[copper vapor]

one hour*

[oblique belfry]

bad timing

cuz i bought farfarwest last night and wanted to play it today

but update released today as well

sooooo

[sour rivet]

play the better game then

[oblique belfry]

rip

[sour rivet]

ez

[oblique belfry]

shut the fuck up

[copper vapor]

he can't run crimson desert

[oblique belfry]

you should know by the fact that i have 4.1k hours would tell you otherwise

[sour rivet]

open worldslop

you only like it because its open and a world

[copper vapor]

qualityslop

[oblique belfry]

hah i wish

[sour rivet]

this is towards crimson desert not unturned

[oblique belfry]

nvm then continue

[sour rivet]

i wouldnt know i dont own the game

and i cant do my usual schtick due to the evil big D

[olive coral]

when youre not on blood march

the levels hardly matter

[oblique belfry]

adobe chest

[green granite]

You dont need workbench?

Or you do need to craft them in this map

[oblique belfry]

no

👀

dogi

YOOOOOOOO

actual choices in my sandbox survival game ?

@green granite

donut tree ?

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/music_videogame/status/2050000421918241240?s=20

videogame music daily BR🇧🇷 (@music_videogame)

Secunda - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 11:52 PM

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-party-rockers-peter-griffin-roller-skates-dancing-gif-1852976994503524693

[green granite]

Huh damn

[little depot]

Ice man

I am ice man

[green granite]

People in Unturned seem to be obsessed with funny Brazilian revolver for some reasons

[green granite]

My autisl cant

Hold on

[forest acorn]

@little depot meow

[oblique belfry]

fuck are they doin

[little depot]

I hate you

You are an enemy of Christ

[forest acorn]

love u too

[green granite]

Razortooth: M1A
Fissure: M4 / M4A1
Quicksilver: no caliber so im assuming its a Brugger & Thromet APC45 / APC9 / APC10
Doorkicker: Mossberg 590
Emperor: 2011 pistol
Ace: usually Colt Python

Mossberg 590A actually

Most commonly used shotgun by military in door breaching operation

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry when are u hosting unturned :P

[oblique belfry]

hostin with what

[green granite]

@forest acorn false???

[oblique belfry]

with this kaput pc i got ?

[green granite]

[forest acorn]

im kidding

[forest acorn]

not a 2011

[green granite]

I think its def a 2011

Oh nvm

Found the one it is irl

Its a Sig 1911 9mm

Based on the extractor

[forest acorn]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

already an update ?

[green granite]

The heck is this game

[oblique belfry]

yeehaw

[green granite]

Cactus

[oblique belfry]

anyways

time to hamimi

will continue tmrw

[little depot]

Hajimi

[static axle]

Before you gogo

Enjoy this for good slep

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rat-ratratrat--k01KQ8RX01FSCXYXR8B3B53JMX9

[quiet abyss]

whc is fun

saltpile

"I JUDGE YOU ALL!"

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

BY THE SIGMA, THE HAMMER, AND THE EMPIRE

dumbass ratmen when a half blind guy yells at them and blows their shit smoove off at point blank:

@marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

booook

[quiet abyss]

lets take a book

but yeah saltz is comical to me

a witch hunter with 1 eye

he sees half the heresy, which must be why hes ok with working with elves

[green granite]

@quiet abyss I'll have you know

I can identify bird

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/head-turn-cat-bingus-slow-gif-22009132

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[quiet abyss]

what the fuck lmao

[little depot]

I miss memri tv so much

[little depot]

Uh oh

[green granite]

@little depot

[little depot]

I love big boobs

[orchid lynx]

its indonesia

[tidal inlet]

Blooners

[pliant meteor]

https://fixvx.com/catshealdeprsn/status/2049273894276825093?s=20

cats with powerful impression 🐾 (@catshealdeprsn)

What snake??

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2026, 11:45 PM

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Prawcin/status/2049747951765917881

Prawcin (@Prawcin)

X · Apr 30, 2026, 7:09 AM

[sour rivet]

this meme is about 13 or so years late

but it checks out

[little depot]

I need someone with..

Special and cheap potions

If anyone knows someone who knows someone let me know

[sour rivet]

you cant handle my potions

[little depot]

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Your potions are too mild anyway

[slim magnet]

april ended and i didn't finish the drawing because i kept getting distracted or having a mental breakdown

the (singular)

[raven swan]

https://youtu.be/n-yii9fDhzQ thryfe pulling through with this troll ass build

[raven swan]

Your lie in April 🥀

[little depot]

What happened this time my stupid chud daughter

[little depot]

Wish it was me on that cross

[green granite]

Do it yourself

[little depot]

?

Que estas policarpo

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_1yn1-jJc

[quiet yew]

The good ending of F1:
Senna and Ratzenberger are still alive, cars still race with purely combustion engines, tobacco sponsors never left and DTS never saw the light of day.
https://youtu.be/bbqBPABtrxE

[green granite]

Donde esta la biblioteca

[little depot]

Abuela gorda

[orchid lynx]

oui oui

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-art-ai-bores-me-ai-boring-ai-content-ai-generated-gif-14126843253933570447

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/beenjamin-beenjammins-ben-ben-meme-benjamin-gif-9662287876251831395

**he is in my gif as well **

im going to kill this 1700 bastard

[quiet yew]

This "person" desevers the blood eagle execution

no, I won't explain it, google it

[sour rivet]

i dont want to google it i already know what it is

[verbal gate]

piece of garbage that has no actual personality or anything interesting about them, so they just jack shit

[zealous depot]

DEADLOCK UPDATE

Woooooooo

[verbal gate]

weather here is currently insane, I've been hearing fire engines go past my house so much over the past week

probably more than the whole last year barring the summer time then

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry am i crazy or is there no toilet paper in that one Bar

ive looked literally everwhere

[frank hearth]

@thick plover https://fixvx.com/IntelDeadlock/status/2050001079857823753

Deadlock Intel (@IntelDeadlock)

New T4 Vitality item, Indomitable: Upgrades from Reactive Barrier.
Causes the next Stun, Chain, Immobilize, Sleep, or Silence from players to be automatically removed. When this happens, you gain a barrier and all your ability cooldowns are reduced by 20%.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 11:55 PM

@thick plover https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/664986477286916766

[shrewd gull]

Deadlock grrrr

[onyx vigil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3SdutIg7Jg8?is=RYnkGTOHDLswWhE-

[green granite]

borb

why is this thing strangely reflective

[upbeat verge]

people posting untirned takes me back

[sick trail]

Good deal on a mid as fuck game

[green granite]

@oblique belfry this is so cool

they transparent the iron sight rear post

[sick trail]

Get this instead https://store.steampowered.com/app/39530/Painkiller_Black_Edition/

Steam

Painkiller: Black Edition

Painkiller Black Edition includes Painkiller and the expansion pack Battle Out of Hell, featuring 10 additional single-player levels and many new villans.

Gothic Story, Frantic Gameplay. Painkiller is a first-person horror shooter, designed to satisfy a gamer's hunger for intense, fast-paced action. It's an adrenaline addict's nightmare, whe…

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

1866

[hasty tusk]

It's bad

nothing like the actual painkiller series

Me and my brother are OG painkiller fans and we bought that some omnths ago, played through all the content in like 5 hours, and dropped it

If you want a squad based meat grinder something like Killing Floor 2 will give more replayability

Only good painkiller games are the original and the back edition remaster

[upbeat verge]

would a man share a cow shit just because it says sale on it?

[real aspen]

who would say no to discount fertilizer

[verbal lodge]

time to start my chuuni arc

[slim magnet]

POLICIA POLICIA

QUE AMARGADO SE TE VE

[slim magnet]

CUANDO VOS ESTAS PATRULLANDO

ME LA COMO A SU MUJER

[shrewd gull]

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2049806085641621945

穂積窓声 (@ricebirdmon)

5.7mmガトリングガン

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 11:00 AM

[green granite]

Übel

[green granite]

Ngl

This looks cool as heck

Topped off with a Vortex UH-1 Holo optic too

My favorite looking optic

[real aspen]

to be that guy
Spin up trigger is a complete myth
minguns have about 0.1ms spinup from zero
and detaching barrel spin from feed mechanism just invites disaster
they do have clutches and solenoids though which is cooler

[upbeat verge]

kudos to gtgenn for helping
@real aspen @sick trail

[real aspen]

Also love the keltek pistol grip

Completes the vibe

[shrewd gull]

You can also edit the things on the right if you want

[upbeat verge]

I know

[sick trail]

He made Half-Life in Linux

[upbeat verge]

i wanted to edit the color first

[shrewd gull]

Mine looks like this right now, but before it had much more info on the right

[upbeat verge]

now we are representing the largest lgbt community of Bulgarians

[shrewd gull]

well what does b stand in lgbtq

[upbeat verge]

exactly

[upbeat verge]

suppose for that custom fonts are needed?

or icons or w/e the fk they are

[green granite]

Tbh

The moment the barrel aligned with FCS

The round is already fired

Also that P90 was a cranked gatling

Not a microgun

[real aspen]

Wouldn't spinning up without firing just dump out rounds then?

[shrewd gull]

I mean my fastfetch config.jsonc looks like this

  "display": {
    "separator": " ",
    "constants": ["padding=          "],
  },
  "logo": {
    "type": "file",
    "source": "~/.config/fastfetch/paw.txt",
    "padding": {
      "top": 4,
      "right": 2,
      "left": 26,
    },
  },
  "modules": [
    { "type": "custom", "key": "                 P A W P R I N T" },
    {
      "type": "custom",
      "format": "╭───────────────────────────────────────────────╮",
    },
    { "type": "os", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m󰣇 OS:\u001b[0m" },
    { "type": "kernel", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m󰌽 Kernel:\u001b[0m" },
    { "type": "shell", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m Shell:\u001b[0m" },
    { "type": "de", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m󰧨 DE:\u001b[0m" },
    { "type": "wm", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m WM:\u001b[0m" },
    {
      "type": "terminal",
      "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m Terminal:\u001b[0m",
    },

    {
      "type": "custom",
      "format": "│───────────────────────────────────────────────│",
    },
    {
      "type": "host",
      "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m󰌢 Host:\u001b[0m",
      "format": "{2}",
    },
    { "type": "cpu", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m󰻠 CPU:\u001b[0m" },
    { "type": "gpu", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m󰢮 GPU:\u001b[0m" },
    { "type": "memory", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m󰍛 Memory:\u001b[0m" },
    { "type": "disk", "key": "\u001b[0m│ \u001b[1;37m󰋊 Disk:\u001b[0m" },
    {
      "type": "custom",
      "format": "╰───────────────────────────────────────────────╯",
    },
  ],
}

Obviously its made like that to be centered for me

[real aspen]

I guess you could have something to block the mags feed until you press the firing trigger

[green granite]

I mean they crank the barrel in reverse to unload the belt

[shrewd gull]

󰣇 and these little squares are the um "logo" thingies

[green granite]

So I do think yes spin barrel will dump round

But i think the trigger is connect with the mechanism so its hard to say

Lemme see

[tiny notch]

whys it italian

now install hyfetch

[shrewd gull]

He did >:3

[upbeat verge]

i had help from the funny gae fella

so you know its legit

[shrewd gull]

Fedora logo sucks ass

[tiny notch]

it looks like a musical note lol

[upbeat verge]

they tried too hard

[shrewd gull]

I like my paw logo :3

[tiny notch]

arch logo: an arch
fedora logo: "what if we made a reallyyyy fancy F that looks nothing like what it should"

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

https://girlcockx.com/Antlurss/status/2050003523505402214

Antlurs (@Antlurss)

Nice magic nerd. Anyway, check this shit out

**💬 20 🔁 116 ❤️ 1.3K 👁️ 25.7K **

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girlcockx · May 1, 2026, 12:05 AM

[upbeat verge]

listen fedora is fine for me

it works

i think

[shrewd gull]

Yeah, nobody is trying to make you switch :> I mean, Linus uses Fedora anyways

[tiny notch]

`well yeah u were a fedora

[upbeat verge]

watch it chrissy 🤘

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-16362445421478761717

me opening twitter to massive titties

[upbeat verge]

worth it

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/palantir-alex-carp-palantir-ceo-gif-5037726473030938365

[tiny notch]

im not age verified so they shouldnt even show up

[shrewd gull]

I open mine to something else massiv

[raven geyser]

Your mom?

[shrewd gull]

I don't have a mom

[tiny notch]

i clicked on it
its cause its a fucking stream and twitter doesnt age check streams

not the linked i fucking clicked on but ok

IT WONT LET ME DOWNLOAD THE FUNNY ONE

https://stupidpenisx.com/loganclarkhall/status/2049866608835735864

Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall)

WEAK and FOOLISH!

QRT: Trey_Explainer
It’s not even close

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 3:00 PM

[shrewd gull]

Which funny

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/667889924233625613/1445783523423158384/efi.gif

[shrewd gull]

Points at your name

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-butthespeechbubbleispointingatyourname-discord-beating-gif-speech-bubble-gif-6905379761024839175

[plain abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/414048461412106240/1175136079075094589/49866e86b9d9a852.gif

[tiny notch]

that has to have like 5 slurs

[plain abyss]

0

[shrewd gull]

9

[plain abyss]

It just says that the person secretly likes boykisser

[tiny notch]

"this person is secretly attracted to this image"

[shrewd gull]

Etogo idk what means
Čeloveka means person
Taino is secretly
Privlekaet idk
Etot obraz idk either

[thick plover]

https://x.com/ComplexPop/status/2049892821415366935?s=20

Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop)

Norman Reedus spotted looking at 'Chiikawa' merch in Tokyo.

📷@smk_waka

X · Apr 30, 2026, 4:45 PM

SAM WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGG

[plain abyss]

Образ as in that character

[tiny notch]

"this person" is all i can read

[sick trail]

There's like 7 Ukranian slurs

[tiny notch]

it uses all of them

[thick plover]

@sour rivet

[shrewd gull]

Ah oki

[plain abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872790792551432197/1302256231276347444/fb796b6b70865b96161a58d25e53c912.gif

[shrewd gull]

VSTUPITI.

[sick trail]

Сам вступий

[plain abyss]

Сам тупий

ой

[sick trail]

Now wait a minute, is that an azov meme

[tiny notch]

aint the azov like the ukranian SS or some shit

[tiny notch]

glueless??

[plain abyss]

Where the fuck do you see their symbolic

[tiny notch]

what does gluefull look like

[plain abyss]

Just the name

Relax

[shrewd gull]

🫃

Like that

[upbeat verge]

hahaaa yo momma gaeee

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/moonly-espresso-cookie-lesbian-mother's-day-gay-gif-4149496516423216694

[shrewd gull]

Peak

[upbeat verge]

rain we havw to kill you

[sick trail]

True

[timid hollow]

Josta

[shrewd gull]

Don't agree so quickly, he's a Bulgarian after all

[plain abyss]

No way

[shrewd gull]

[plain abyss]

How is it?

[timid hollow]

Was fine

[shrewd gull]

We need to kill you instead

[plain abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/teg-gif-12764084406918271628

[upbeat verge]

dentist time

[shrewd gull]

Secret kidney removal technique

[slim magnet]

tracksuit mark

[clear bough]

wallpaper

[upbeat verge]

real

[little depot]

Plap plap plap

[slim magnet]

que te pasa plapicarpo

[uneven sapphire]

gm chat

[green granite]

Eep

[pliant meteor]

https://fixvx.com/catshealdeprsn/status/2049273894276825093?s=20

cats with powerful impression 🐾 (@catshealdeprsn)

What snake??

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2026, 11:45 PM

[slim magnet]

jarvis play montagem hikari

[slim magnet]

youtube is now recommending me black metal demos

that's crazy

[clear bough]

hd

[fresh dome]

Wish there was upgrade for ppsh like that

In gamma

[slim magnet]

in WHAT

[clear bough]

g***a

[fresh dome]

Yesh

I'm not putting the dots in

Fine

G.a.m.m.a.

[clear bough]

[fresh dome]

Are you happy?

[clear bough]

in WHAT

[fresh dome]

😑

[clear bough]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@clear bough

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[uneven sapphire]

soppo

[clear bough]

soap

[brittle karma]

silly goober

[green granite]

WAIT

SHE HAS NORMAL LEFT HAND?

I THOUGHT IT WAS ALWAYS PROSTHETIC

[uneven sapphire]

character assasination

[fresh dome]

She doing a cavity search on that robot?

[slim magnet]

sop's entire character is that she can repair herself whenever and with whatever is laying around

[green granite]

Also

Idk why they made UMP in GFL invisible

[slim magnet]

but yeah that's another gfl2 loss jimmy should've kept drawing cool as fuck exposed robotics

[uneven sapphire]

instead we got gooner bait

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/H8wj2LLNpck?si=lf_2laZb399HXYg_

[slim magnet]

back then i used to blame the pa15 guy

i can't remember his name

brilliant illustrator

but i blamed him for making gfl coomer in the first place

but in reality it was always jimmy with dp12

after he got a girlfriend and started using her as reference

also a brilliant illustrator but please go back to drawing cool as fuck exposed robotics and dynamic action poses

PLEASE

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1494940057881149470/soppo.gif

[green granite]

Why does she have oxygen tanks now

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@fresh dome

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[slim magnet]

like

the downgrade is insane

looking at bro's work on punishing gray raven

[pallid sapphire]

Insane like the downgrade

[slim magnet]

when he was the lead artist at that game

[uneven sapphire]

i dont know

[slim magnet]

never played it but it had killer designs