╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

thats an interesting frame to stop

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

i'm too soggy to be deleted

[quiet abyss]

Ah well, still funny

[bold citrus]

Heh

1 r60 1 gunpod

wonder how this could gow rong

[proven tundra]

[thin bobcat]

That gif has a lower pixel density than the very first video ever uploaded to YouTube, while I could add pattern matching to Ragequit with pretty much no added cost, it hasn't been a requirement up until now

[marsh cargo]

The stupid ass bathtub

[frail leaf]

Audit statistics to Ragequit

[thin bobcat]

[copper vapor]

I don't even know how to respond to such a statement

[supple lotus]

[bold citrus]

what the fuck is he trying to say bro

that's just plain stupid

[copper vapor]

he's trying to say that "four player co-op games" require him to bring a premade 4-man group

[hexed stag]

Incredible work

[supple lotus]

I'd wager a guess he aimed that statement at "co-op" instead of PVP

[copper vapor]

at least... that's what I'm getting from this

[covert shard]

ah

i see

[supple lotus]

ahaha yeah also a... take

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[covert shard]

that new open world game?

[thin bobcat]

I remember meeting tons of people in Black Ops 2 Zombies Mode, that was limited to 4 players as well

[charred lynx]

I wish this game didn't feel so blurry

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6q1UMNM9eY @frank hearth

[bold citrus]

question

is he mentally behind

[copper vapor]

english might not be his first language

[quiet abyss]

Some people were gifted the ability to confound and confuse anyone with their stupidity

[covert shard]

never heard of a decent coop game nor friendship i guess...

[copper vapor]

so I'm trying to not judge too harshly

[static axle]

sounds like a you issue

[bold citrus]

meh okay fair enough

[static axle]

yes its the open world 7

[covert shard]

even i have trouble understanding it

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2049359548201521553

Pintu (@Pintuu0)

Fr

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 29, 2026, 5:26 AM

[quiet abyss]

I did say anyone

[copper vapor]

but if I'm getting his meaning right he's trying to say that co-op games require him to bring a premade group instead of meeting ther ppl through matchmaking

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

@verbal lodge aswell

[covert shard]

no, that medieaval type thing crimson desert was the name?

[static axle]

yee

[copper vapor]

but vast majority of co-op games have matchmaking with randos

so I still don't quite get his point

[uneven sapphire]

At last

[quiet abyss]

Not all people were intended to pass grade 5

[covert shard]

once upon a time, i heard a mfer say that every multiplayer game is an MMO0

[bold citrus]

is that fucking vintage story

[covert shard]

because it had online multiplayer that could host more than like: 4 people

[uneven sapphire]

yes

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/to-earn-the-right-to-work-right-to-work-earn-the-right-to-work-the-fine-print-fine-print-gif-9576040394118700442

vintage story resumed above

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

them fucker said "stalker deathmatch is an mmo

A WEEK later or something i dared to play runescape...

it was fun, but god. the Grind

[copper vapor]

I've seen ppl say league is a MMO... so Battlefield is a MMO, if a 5v5 game is 'massively' multiplayer then surely a 32v32 also is

[uneven sapphire]

love this song so much

[bold citrus]

Insane PEAK

[copper vapor]

this guy just pulled this intepretation out of his ass

[covert shard]

"we work, to earn the right to work. to earn the right to work. to give ourselves the right to buy; TO earn the right to DIE"

[covert shard]

i don't got a knack of a clue if i recited the verse correctly

[copper vapor]

k enough attempting to decipher people's crazy talk

back to uh

.. something

[marsh cargo]

What breathing world
Mmo npcs dont even move

[copper vapor]

I'm gonna make a mess somewhere so I can then get myself busy cleaning it.

[copper vapor]

could mean seeing other players out and about

[marsh cargo]

Thats a nothing burger that not even wow could fix

[copper vapor]

I agree

but some people like the illusion I guess

[supple lotus]

quesadilla dinner

[marsh cargo]

Everyone just tps or flies everywhere

[supple lotus]

[copper vapor]

quesadinner

[covert shard]

oh nice, what's quesadilla?

[proven tundra]

Soft taco

[copper vapor]

or worse, they're going to do the same quest you're doing so now you have to compete for mob kills/drops

and they refuse party invites

[supple lotus]

panfried

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

graduated cum lord

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

o-

[forest acorn]

hi burger

[marsh cargo]

[uneven sapphire]

hi

[forest acorn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HG_u3KZacAAJjD_.webp

[covert shard]

a soft taco that is fried?

let mee look it up

[uneven sapphire]

Oops

[marsh cargo]

To quote josh says

MMOs are glorified chat rooms with a game strapped to them

[blazing maple]

ate the liberty cap

[supple lotus]

take 2 soft big taco shells, into a pan. fill it with cheese and whatever you like - fry both sides

[verbal lodge]

i hope the game becomes less of a mess

announcement soon right?

[uneven sapphire]

yes

[covert shard]

in brazil we don't usually do tacos. that's why i am asking

[copper vapor]

I wouldn't be able to handle MMOs nowadays if they didn't have the automated dungeon queue conveyor belts

[thick plover]

@frank hearth "Mina you haven't touched water in years"

32 kill participation

[marsh cargo]

REAL

[covert shard]

we make pancakes to eat it with meat and onions

would that classify as a taco?

[uneven sapphire]

IM FUCKING RICH

[left mantle]

Yeah next friday, but we're probably getting 2-3 more trailers

Wouldn't be shocked if we get a breach coded one saturday

[supple lotus]

i'd say so ya

[left mantle]

Then monday ritual

[covert shard]

COPPER??? HELL YEAH, WE MAKING wires TODAY!!

[left mantle]

Then wednesday we get one last trailer

[marsh cargo]

Taking 2 hours to make a group for a dungeon only to find out the tank is shit and you need to restart

Is not a good experience
I have no idea why they glamorize it soo much

[covert shard]

huh oh well, now i can say that i made and ate a taco

[zealous depot]

[covert shard]

DND?

[charred lynx]

its a 1080p issue

[marsh cargo]

Wow

[zealous depot]

We love mmos

[charred lynx]

game renders things below native res

then tries to hide it with blurry hell

[uneven sapphire]

MMMM

[covert shard]

i played runescape a few months ago

for the stupiest reason possible

because runescape was the the only game i could play without a hand

[proven tundra]

I tried FF xiv last year
And threw up in my mouth

[zealous depot]

It isn't thattt bad

[covert shard]

since i broke my dominant arm on a dirt bike accident

soo i was forced to do jack shit for 2-3 weeks

[uneven sapphire]

[covert shard]

and i couldn't play no games, since don't got 2 arms, soo i dowloaded runescape and gave it a spin

[zealous depot]

But oh my god, fuck square enix security. If you forget your password they need you to perform a ritual to goddammit Satan before you get your password changed

[covert shard]

"oh? you forgot your password? why... go do a sacrifice to chutullu then we will see if he wants to change your password

[static axle]

am snail

[zealous depot]

Its same with blizzard, they'll just say tough shit apparently if you get your account snagged by someone

[covert shard]

thank god i don't have an account with neither

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2049912461369696499

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Zach Cregger explains that his ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ movie isn’t adapting any of the games as it would be redundant.

“There’s kind of no winning there if I were to tell Leon’s story, because the games do such a great job. It would just be kind of redundant &… disappointing.”

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 6:03 PM

[copper vapor]

much better reasoning than that retard COD director

[zealous depot]

Thank fuck

[left mantle]

Better reason than "I didn't look at the source material because I didn't want it to interefere with my vision"

[pliant chasm]

uh oh

i have a confession
i liked the og re movies as a kid

[covert shard]

fuckin' zack snyder?

[left mantle]

I forgive you

[covert shard]

they did have some interesting details

some even being copied by capcom themselves.

[pliant chasm]

yea they had mila jovovich

[covert shard]

the laser room of re4 is based directly from the laser room in resident 1 or as brazil likes to call it: "EVIL RESIDENT"

[zealous depot]

I remember her from the monster hunter movie

Oh my god I wanted to kill myself when I watched that

[covert shard]

i shit you not.

[pliant chasm]

she was also in the bloodrayne movie

i wanna replay those games

[covert shard]

the name of the movie is like: "resident evil: Resident evil" i shat you not

[pliant chasm]

they unlocked something in me as a young lad

[marsh cargo]

You are forgiven the fight scenes go hard

[pliant chasm]

they did dmc devil may cry
so im not surprised

[covert shard]

i am talking about how brazil names their movi

is there a dmc movie????w

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-resident-evil-gif-25555465

[pliant chasm]

no the remake game

[zealous depot]

If i remember right the movie nemesis actually looked decent?

[pliant chasm]

or reboot or whatever

[covert shard]

ah.... i played it

[covert shard]

Soft reboot.

[pliant chasm]

it is a fun game

soft my ass

[covert shard]

what an choice of words...

[pliant chasm]

it's a normal choice of words if you're normal

[proven tundra]

I've only watched the first RE movie

It was an okay popcorn movie

[covert shard]

it is quite fun, not as fun as metal gear revengeace, but very fun neither the less

the reason for it being shat upon was because they made dante ugly as shit, no?

[pliant chasm]

make dmc 4
recycle the campaign like 5 times still use fixed camera in an action game
fan complain about the issues
hmmm it seems the fans are no longer interested let's get a dude who doesn't like the orginal material to remake them

surely nothing went wrong

[pliant chasm]

that's not the half of it
retarded story and characters

it tries so hard to be edgy and cool

dmc is campy

[zealous depot]

GUYS I HAVE THING TO SAY

I found gushers

Officially a kid again

[pliant chasm]

remember that one guy who came here shitting on og dmcs and saying the remake is better

[verbal lodge]

Depends on which remake
If its the 2013 reboot then objectively wrong

[pliant chasm]

there is 1 remake

[static axle]

my horse is a bully

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck is matchmaking 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-snl-papyrus-gif-2202533689880684638

burn out hitting in hard the past few weeks

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck is this mane

fucking supreme / eagle

on nova 4 - mg1

[tiny notch]

peopel in my college making and hosting their portfolio on wix while im here with just CSS and html

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover valve matchmaking

[zealous depot]

Feel dat

[proven tundra]

what claas should I be chat

[sour rivet]

on what

[proven tundra]

Enshrouded

I was gonna wait to play until 1.0 but I have it now

[left mantle]

A dream we shared

[oblique belfry]

whos dream is this dawg

😭

why am i against supreme and eagle

[left mantle]

Not ours

because matchmaking is the dream we shared

[proven tundra]

almost me irl

melee, ranged, or magic

[zealous depot]

Magic

We love casting spells

[proven tundra]

ugh compiling shaders

dies

I take it back, my booty is way nicer than that

might just be the pants don't fit well

nah flat as a pancake

can't be me

[zealous depot]

Whole ass frog butt

[proven tundra]

Where's my butt shape sliderssssss

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Dlc

5.99

[proven tundra]

fuck

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

don't give them ideas

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

dude

i just hopped on to get my weekly

[zealous depot]

Even outside of deadlock, valve matchmaking is peak

[oblique belfry]

i was then diddled by the most fucking lifeless inbred premades and teams this game has

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

we tried 3 cache rounds

we had e-sports pro players in enemy team

and we had 3 premades on our teams

who were schizo

[zealous depot]

The enemy team was feeling romantical

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry new mario upload
not posting it cuz nword

[oblique belfry]

i shall watch

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfrIlbYiSaU

WOMBLE LIVES

[quiet abyss]

Who mario

[copper vapor]

the one who fucked you behind the armario

@covert shard you're the only one who'll understand this

[quiet abyss]

[zealous depot]

HOLY SHIT WOMBLE

He's back from his fishing trip

[quiet abyss]

When was last upload anyways?

9 years ago

[zealous depot]

Last year afaik

It was a fishing video

[quiet abyss]

Checks out

[zealous depot]

Wonder if cy's gf killed him yet

[copper vapor]

previous vid

and before that he posted swat 4

[zealous depot]

I am remembering stuff wrong then

I thought his last video was the irl fishing

[static axle]

look at your dead parents baby goat

[copper vapor]

traumatic experience ❎
character building ✅

[static axle]

i made batman goat

[copper vapor]

batgoat

[static axle]

well thats pretty looking

[noble basin]

Nah that title belongs to wasted167

[copper vapor]

or ongbal

[noble basin]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[static axle]

@copper vapor i met some furries

they werent nice enemies

jesus christ

[noble basin]

Looked him up, you might be right

[pure compass]

Tried to summon Xiomara for Community and Anarchy, didn't work 🙁

[snow tree]

This Crimson Desurt?

[static axle]

aye

[snow tree]

[timber oxide]

Kreeo is your pfp a chad horse

[snow tree]

I might need to try it....

[static axle]

it gud

[snow tree]

Yes

[noble basin]

BoChad Horseman

[snow tree]

Pretty sure it's Woody Harrelson under there

[verbal gate]

You meat furries? Didn't know you got down like that man, good for you I guess

[timber oxide]

This just in

Furry meat in Hate? And the economic consequences of this action

More at 12

[static axle]

engrish hard mmmkay

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLvDnRU_ajk this is what I hear when I see your current pfp

Something feels wrong

And discordant

[copper vapor]

@worldly owl next project for you https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DXh0-F-kfqv/
edit I tagged the wrong skom
@supple lotus

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DXXbP0WDjvh/

[oblique belfry]

BROOO

WHY AM I AGAINST GLOBAL

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[bold citrus]

because you're like

I dunno

[green granite]

fuck you jsut because

[timber oxide]

You're also against two silvers and an unranked

[oblique belfry]

i dont get this matchmaking man

fucking

unranked and silver 1

with global

alo

[timber oxide]

Solution to your problem
Stop playing it

[snow tree]

Cus you are faceit 10

[oblique belfry]

hell fucking no

[snow tree]

[oblique belfry]

i just missed a headshot against a bot that was standing still with an awp

[snow tree]

I'm complimenting you over here

[oblique belfry]

i aint faceit 10 gang

[orchid lotus]

they are a full stack so

[snow tree]

Fuck you too doge

[orchid lotus]

but you being duo and them full stack doesn't make sense

[oblique belfry]

compliment me when i earn it

im washed up

cant hit shit

[snow tree]

You deserve nothing now

Suck it

[oblique belfry]

good

[snow tree]

Never saying anything good about you anymore

[oblique belfry]

cuz i am nothing

with this horrendous gameplay

[snow tree]

Go 0/1 irl

[oblique belfry]

[snow tree]

(dw I would suck in cs even more than you)

[supple lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611217489753276448/1253856354305572924/Immediate_Disappointment.gif

[snow tree]

My next project is getting set of Gateron Melodics

Mayyyyybe setting them in 60%

[covert shard]

you motherfucker...

@quiet abyss HE CALLED YOU GAE!

[oblique belfry]

get fucked

[pastel wave]

We love the jank impact

[covert shard]

yes raiden tell fake solid snake to piss off

[covert shard]

what car yer working on?

[pastel wave]

Not a car im just hanging a tv up

Clutch on the host drill is too small

It worked so I mean

[covert shard]

the car jack is quite offputting

[quiet abyss]

not my fault hes projecting

[pastel wave]

Car jack?

[covert shard]

looks like a part of a portable car jack

[quiet abyss]

FOR WHAT?

HOT WHEELS?

the fuck you on about mate

[pastel wave]

Oh that was the piece to the tv mount

I could see it i suppose for those Itty bitty European cars

But I mean maybe just the cylinder

Not any other part of it

[covert shard]

i.e every car in my country

[covert shard]

this one

[snow tree]

Brodie sees a bracket and thinks its jack

[pastel wave]

Yeah i dont see it i thought you meant the hydrolic cylinder you lost me man

[covert shard]

part of it

this area. looked like the one in the image

[pastel wave]

Idk i could maybe see this

Its too small

Unless European car jacks really are that small

I mean that thing is an inch and half in width

[oblique belfry]

i just got another legendary yt pull

that just says how to make "f word"

that i cannot say here

[covert shard]

kinda hard to explain but the part here looks like a corner of a car jack.

either way, idfk how americans car jacks look like

[pastel wave]

They look like what you showed earlier just bigger

[covert shard]

i am used to shit like this.

[pastel wave]

That looks like an emaciated veloster

But fr🤮nch

[timber oxide]

That's a 206

[covert shard]

not with this

[hexed stag]

why the extra 3-jaw?

[covert shard]

peugot 206, a "beloved" shitbox

soo good, that it constantly goes up in flames

[quiet abyss]

no its just youre stupid lmao

[timber oxide]

Any car that had a rally presence is an instant classic to me and will not be insulted

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1473950232940384388/2R58OHC.gif

[pastel wave]

Host clutch was too small by like a quarter inch

[covert shard]

oh no, completely valid. i love the rally version of the 206,

But the common car... jesus crist

[timber oxide]

I think it's... ok

Probably better than most modern slop

[proven tundra]

What the fuck

[timber oxide]

Probably

[covert shard]

"Renault Kwid"

[copper vapor]

what in the unholy mishmash of bullshit is this

[covert shard]

ivan's face reveal?

he got the fedora

[timber oxide]

Why is everything a crossover now

Can't we just make

[pastel wave]

OH MY GOD THEY WERENT HERE FOR THE SCHMEAT CHRONICLES

[timber oxide]

Normal fucking cars

[covert shard]

guess what class of car this is

[timber oxide]

Shit

[hexed stag]

Me thinks a clutch is something else - the thing you adjust with the plastic ring with numbers on it

[timber oxide]

Next question

[covert shard]

THAT'S RIGHT. AN SUV.

[timber oxide]

I KNEW IT

IT'S SHIT

[covert shard]

61 HP THIS PIECE OF FLAMING TRASH

[copper vapor]

that's right, it goes in the square hole

[covert shard]

ONE WIPER

[pastel wave]

Clutch to my knowledge is thing that clutches other thing

Usually adjustable

[copper vapor]

also did you see my ping

[timber oxide]

A SUV with 61hp

Kill it

My first car

Which was a 1998 Honda Civic

Had 90hp

[covert shard]

SCROLL UP

[covert shard]

A SHITBOX our beloved

[timber oxide]

It was the definition of a shitbox

It was probably the shittiest version of a 6th gen Civic you can imagine

[covert shard]

gonna try to get this as a first car

a golf mk3

[timber oxide]

Sedan, 1.4l engine so no VTEC

90hp, as mentioned

"Purple" color

[covert shard]

or this beloved shitbox

[timber oxide]

But so far I didn't break the speed record I set in that car

216km/h

[covert shard]

"men can't be happy"

hand a young adult a old ass civic and you see his grin grow exponentially when they realize manuals are fun

[timber oxide]

the reason why I didn't break that speed record is because my next car, a 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer, had an added CB radio for which the antenna was magnetically attached to the roof, so going above 180 would result in an angry fucking piece of electronic waste trying to smash your window

[covert shard]

y'all what? americans can have some nice shit

while i open up a listing of a hatchback civic.

[timber oxide]

I'm not american

[covert shard]

40K a busted one

[covert shard]

which nationality

[timber oxide]

Poland

[frail leaf]

💱 40 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 8.05 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[covert shard]

8k usd for a shit shitbox

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[timber oxide]

I'm currently driving a 2020 Ford Focus ST

This car just wants to go fast

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

I'm no longer trying to convince my car to accelerate, I have to convince it to stop accelerating

[covert shard]

guess the price?

[timber oxide]

16k

[frail leaf]

💱 30,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 21,923.46 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[covert shard]

30 grand

[timber oxide]

Hold up lemme check how much it costs here

[hexed stag]

To my knowledge a clutch is supposed to slip some of the time (on a drill - when a screw is sufficiently tight, on a car - when setting off), a drill chuck isn't supposed to slip

that's the critical diff

[frail leaf]

💱 7,500 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 10,261.29 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br:

[covert shard]

it is what makes you able to engage gears

[covert shard]

that is the price of volks gol?

[timber oxide]

Oh you want me to check the golf?

You know what it might as well be the price of golf

The average would be around there

[covert shard]

6k

steelies, rust and possibly a fucked up fuel injector

the most busted gols/golfs here are around that price range

6-10k

a good condition one is around...

[timber oxide]

You can get a fully functional golf for 7k here and it will be fully functional for another 10 years probably because the owner loved it

[covert shard]

24k

[timber oxide]

The prices might actually go down because the gov is trying to assassinate old cars

[marsh cargo]

[frail leaf]

💱 24,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 17,539.33 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[covert shard]

let me look up the price of a passat, real fuckin' quick

[timber oxide]

That's roughly how much I sold my Lancer for

[covert shard]

a lancer is like; 40-50 k

[timber oxide]

And it was a price I negotiated to be higher because it was in a very good condition

[covert shard]

i've seen lancers going for around 15 minimum... they weres selling in the slums

[timber oxide]

My current car was bought for...

[frail leaf]

💱 80,000 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 109,466.70 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br:

[covert shard]

a passat right?

guess the price

[timber oxide]

Ok hold up, I have a better idea

[frail leaf]

💱 20,000 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 27,399.55 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br:

[timber oxide]

Now tell me how much worse it is

@covert shard WAKE UP

[frail leaf]

💱 41,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 29,951.92 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[covert shard]

I WAS LOOKING AT LANCERS

[timber oxide]

WE'RE TALKING PASSAT NOW, FOCUS

[sour rivet]

is it pronounced real or re-al

[covert shard]

ALMOST NO HATCHBACK Passat

[timber oxide]

Birb here asking the real questions

[covert shard]

re-all

[covert shard]

written is just real

[sour rivet]

i like learning :)

[timber oxide]

Learn this

https://tenor.com/view/dante-rat-dance-dmc-devil-may-cry-gif-8844333359941805387

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1384769066845077574/RDT_20250618_0137103995959428452899423.gif

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-entrance-intro-coin-jukebox-gif-9941642076309339804

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/based-department-based-department-gif-5514731572123848466

[covert shard]

he danced this dance with a tommy on his pocket

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1384769067633868841/RDT_20250618_0137155714662399879753380.gif

[covert shard]

god fuckin' dammit

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-dmc-dmc-devil-may-cry-based-gif-6337737038126927255

[sour rivet]

i love my dante phone collection

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/bateman-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-based-based-department-gif-20278087

[zealous depot]

[covert shard]

BACK TO PASSAT

[zealous depot]

Based department never calls me

[timber oxide]

I love the wacky woo-hoo pizza man

[timber oxide]

OKAY

[proven tundra]

réall
Or
reeall

[left mantle]

Fake black flag fan

[uneven sapphire]

unreal

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

IT IS NOT THE SAME CURRENCY
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE!!!

[timber oxide]

Crucify that man

[covert shard]

the "ré" has an intonation.

so the second is easier non brazilians to say it

[covert shard]

2000 passat 1.8 MANUAL

guess

[timber oxide]

50k

[proven tundra]

[frail leaf]

💱 21,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 15,357.34 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

I don't know why there'd be doubt.

[covert shard]

now guess the price of this shitbox...

[timber oxide]

Too much

[frail leaf]

💱 62,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 45,330.33 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[sour rivet]

the human language enrages me due to different tongues having difference prounounciations

[left mantle]

Since south america was portugal and spain territory

[timber oxide]

I knew it

[covert shard]

car is worth 10k

the eletronics adds the 52k lmao

[timber oxide]

I don't think that car is worth anything to be honest

[covert shard]

guess the price of this bad boy.

[timber oxide]

This one looks good

70k

[frail leaf]

💱 62,990 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 45,996.72 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[covert shard]

THAT'S RIGHT!

[timber oxide]

I'm getting the hang of the brazilian car market

[covert shard]

FOR THE SAME PRICE OF le shitoboxe YOU CAN GET A FUCKIN' Lancer

[timber oxide]

That shitbox is a scam

[covert shard]

no shit

[zealous depot]

https://youtu.be/JXp-DzcXXuE?si=jVDtYIKH4T_KH0WP

[tidal inlet]

I haven't seen a lancer in 7 years

[covert shard]

babe babe, the married menace dropped a new video

[tidal inlet]

They all rusted away up here

[covert shard]

now, let's spicy things up

guess the price of this bad boy

[left mantle]

I saw one when I was looking for a car but it was so damaged on exterior and had the CVT transmission it was a write off

[cunning bronze]

You went drip hunting

[tidal inlet]

100000

[covert shard]

close

[static axle]

[cunning bronze]

I dont venture too far, I try to keep close to where my quests are

[frail leaf]

💱 84,900 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 62,023.95 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[cunning bronze]

So my drip is this for now:

[covert shard]

evil lancer jumpscare

[static axle]

i dont mind venturing untill normal enemies keep kicking my butt

[tidal inlet]

I know eastern Europe loved the lancer

And Australia too

[cunning bronze]

oh yeah

[covert shard]

you know DAMN well that it is his car, since it has smudges on him

[left mantle]

@oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W8P54Dt139s holy shit I lost it lmao

[static axle]

"some weirdos dressing up in bear skulls, what dweebs" they 1 shottted me

[tidal inlet]

Pre lci 3 series is a solid 10-15k car here

More if you want the 6 cylinder

[cunning bronze]

sounds about right

[oblique belfry]

thats so true tho

you never know

[left mantle]

"There's always a chance a robber could break into lux's house and blow his head off with a shotgun, so we're not gonna discount that possibility"

[timber oxide]

Now this is getting silly

[covert shard]

alright...

guess the price of this automobile

[uneven sapphire]

67k

[timber oxide]

30-40?

[static axle]

how much is 08 hilux in braziliando

[timber oxide]

Die

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/3U2RxifMiS.gif

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055442977255866418/1289946755781361674/caption-6.gif

[frail leaf]

💱 35,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 25,600.12 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[tidal inlet]

Is that a Colt or a lancer

[covert shard]

lancer

[covert shard]

give me a second

[tidal inlet]

You could sell that for a good price here tbh

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AorJl1xcAE

[covert shard]

this will suprise you all

guess the price

[copper vapor]

yotota

[timber oxide]

70

[tidal inlet]

$Rollover

[frail leaf]

💱 101,900 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 74,494.66 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[timber oxide]

You know what

I was kinda correct

[covert shard]

kinda... just 30k less

[timber oxide]

Yeah but I was correct in mine

[copper vapor]

shit

I have to kill more Barioth

[covert shard]

bro

[frail leaf]

💱 102,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 17,508.85 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[covert shard]

ram's are fuckin' expensive here

[static axle]

eh about right

how much km

[covert shard]

314k

guess the price of this automobile

[static axle]

eh, 140k

[tidal inlet]

Holy shit a ram

[marsh cargo]

https://FIXVx.com/BattleSquire90/status/2049689896273826243
@teal spade

Crane Gunner Lee (@BattleSquire90)

THE BLOOD RAVENS HAVE STOLEN A CHILD!

QRT: ElDaizu4
En China las tiendas mezclan universos para promocionarse, así que ahora este cuervo sangriento es el nuevo papá de una niña robot.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 3:18 AM

[covert shard]

close

[tidal inlet]

That must be big money in brazil

[copper vapor]

they can't keep getting away with this

[marsh cargo]

[frail leaf]

💱 91,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 66,453.21 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[left mantle]

Oh shit. Don't let them find Diana, they might confuse her with a relic

[copper vapor]

a priceless chapter relic

[tidal inlet]

Oh that's not bad

I guess it must have a lot of km

[arctic flicker]

another relic for the chapter armory

[covert shard]

"look! i found another human!"

the astartes waiting to be addresses

[copper vapor]

y'alls just straight converting prices without accounting for minimum wage, average buying power and whatnot

[covert shard]

ye 298k

[tidal inlet]

Just don't ask about the dashboard on those gen rams

[covert shard]

rough price only

you do realize that our minimum wage is around 1400

which is

[copper vapor]

yeah but what's the min wage in pollen

and their buying power

[frail leaf]

💱 1,400 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 240.20 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[copper vapor]

the amount of taxes they pay

how much food costs

and so son

[oblique belfry]

ok

back to unturned

[tidal inlet]

Just eat fuel

[copper vapor]

noooo play more ffw

[covert shard]

flat 38 for singular powdered coffee

[oblique belfry]

this moar importante

i was waiting for it for a whole week

[tidal inlet]

I drink gasoline so I can run faster

[copper vapor]

ipmortante

[oblique belfry]

ipipipipipmmomranannntea

TEA 🗣️

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brain-cat-brain-ice-cream-gif-25160275

GUESS THE PRICE OF THIS automobile

[quiet abyss]

wouldve been funnier if it was a salamander

imo

[tidal inlet]

Wrx!!!

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MaMdRxuNNbY

[tidal inlet]

Probably 130k

[covert shard]

close enough

[tidal inlet]

I kinda wish I got one

[frail leaf]

💱 105,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 18,019.67 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[tidal inlet]

But finding one that isn't thrashed is hard

Especially the fucking cobb accessport

[covert shard]

there's this spacewagon i found

[tidal inlet]

I miss the Subaru green

[covert shard]

25k here

[tidal inlet]

It's a travesty cars have lost color more than gained it in this era of technological advancement

Not bad

Those will last a very long time

Even with the head gasket issues on older EJ engines

[covert shard]

head gasket moment

[tidal inlet]

But they too have all succumbed to the steel worm here

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry tarky + signalis + health
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DuG7w8FfW0w

[covert shard]

we are going to see pmc to pmc action? oh god...

[copper vapor]

lmao

my father inlaw doesn't even try to disguise the surprise bday party they're preparing for me

guess it's not a surprise anymore

[teal spade]

And??? It's standart procedure for Space Marines to steal children

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

steal?

[teal spade]

steal.

[sour rivet]

that child always belonged to the blood ravens

they didnt steal

we dont steal

[teal spade]

"we"???

man is on hopium

[sour rivet]

i do a thumbs up with my salamander power fist

this belongs to me :)

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/matasoup2/status/2049881168728977813
@sour rivet

Mata (2/2) (@matasoup2)

Prescript of minor inconveniences #LimbusCompany

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 3:58 PM

[sour rivet]

why would hermes make her do this

[hexed stag]

'skips every leg-day' ahh car

[teal spade]

imagine thinking you'd get to be a space marine and not a lobotomized servitor who's main function is to check urinal clenliness

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/projectmoon_fv/status/2049902296226828612?s=20

Medias With Project Moon Sound Effects (@projectmoon_fv)

https://t.co/6XQ2ww4RTq

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 5:22 PM

[sour rivet]

ideal

[static axle]

a shep

[marsh cargo]

why u kidnap the sheep

[covert shard]

anyone ever heard of mikeburnfire?

[static axle]

i saved shep, bandits stole it from a little boy

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-villager-minecraft-boat-silly-gif-5907807598272372582

and the other forbodden thing

wha

[oblique belfry]

rude

[copper vapor]

smol pp stamina

[sour rivet]

drink

some warm water :)

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/WearTheHats66/status/2049444266003313062

WɆΔR₮HΞHΔT (@WearTheHats66)

It has been CONFIRMED. #MARKIPLIER will return in Villainous S1 Part2💪🎩💪 (Yes this is Markiplier)

#RELEASEVILLAINOUS #Villainous2027 #VILLAINOUS #BLACKHAT

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 29, 2026, 11:02 AM

[sour rivet]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[copper vapor]

even smoller pp now

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/942309894634233866.webp?size=128&animated=true

[copper vapor]

EVEN SMOLLER

[sour rivet]

SIR

[copper vapor]

(I legit forgot I had unequipped the cold resistance deco)

[sour rivet]

SIR PLEASE

[copper vapor]

is this what they meant by General Winter

[marsh cargo]

drink hot choco

[copper vapor]

I uh

can't

I'm at the quest reward screen

yey

they don't sound as funny as the gajalaka but I like them

until the guy throws a harpoon at me instead of the monster

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

aight no more barioth needed for now

[proven tundra]

I think that's as small as it goes

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/music_videogame/status/2039875486591881623

videogame music daily BR🇧🇷 (@music_videogame)

#FinalFantasy

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2026, 1:19 AM

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

I remember seeing vids where folks had stamina and hp bar at the same size but I have no idea how to increase my stamina more

[marsh cargo]

eat it

[cunning reef]

Mushroom....

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

mushroom

[proven tundra]

I'm just a guy in a t shirt

[cunning reef]

Do they just make baggy jeans

[sour rivet]

MUSHROOM

[cunning reef]

Or do i have to oversize

[proven tundra]

They used to

[cunning reef]

I hate oversized jeans never fitting my waist

[proven tundra]

But I've bought slim fit for the last 25 years

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/Hkj-uvg2sRU?si=b48mwV5aQgLAkARj

[cunning reef]

Im like a 29 waist and the smallest waist size in stores is 33

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/544701583624110114.png?quality=lossless&name=SadMan&size=48

[copper vapor]

@covert shard looks like PC Siqueira didn't become an hero

[proven tundra]

I used to be 28

I'm 32 now

[cunning reef]

My gut coming back rn otherwise id be a 27

And i wear midrise so usually my guy is a factor

Gut

[proven tundra]

I put on 70 lbs from when I was 25

I used to be 110lbs

[oblique belfry]

holy fuck thats bright

[copper vapor]

my MonHun World ingame wishlist for monster mats has 19 pages
11 of them are "???"

[cunning reef]

When i left highschool i gained like 60

But i dropped like 45 pounds over the years

[copper vapor]

next targets are glavenus, acidic glavenus and tigrex

fun fights

[cunning reef]

Not at my highschool weight but the hormones make it a little harder

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

but I'm gonna need something to prevent defense down

[proven tundra]

I started running and working out regularly

[sour rivet]

have you tried just willing baggy jeans into existence

[cunning reef]

Was bikin for me

[proven tundra]

Shot way up

[oblique belfry]

hm

[static axle]

meat

[cunning reef]

I am trying to learn how to make my own clothes

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

wonders whats over there

in the sea

[cunning reef]

But jeans is a lil more harder

[sour rivet]

oil

[copper vapor]

it's the fallout 2 oil rig

[proven tundra]

Boot cut were the baggiest I saw the last time I was looking for jeans

[oblique belfry]

dam

[sour rivet]

YOUR RIDES OVER MUTIE, TIME TO DIE.

[proven tundra]

Idk if they just don't make em that way anymore or what

[copper vapor]

no, a dam is something else

[oblique belfry]

dam

[sour rivet]

MAN

[cunning reef]

My favorite pair are a bootcut midrise pair of wranglers

[copper vapor]

"we need to take this man to a hospital"
"what is it?"
"it's a big building with patients and doctors, but that's not important right now"

I still need to watch the new naked gun

[proven tundra]

I was baggy all the way in my younger years
But as soon as I got a booty I was all about slim

[cunning reef]

I thrifted em for like 5 bucks and fixed the two holes in it, the hole on my butt i embroidered a little bee over

[proven tundra]

[cunning reef]

I just cant seem to find em

In thrift stores at least

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

that makes sense

[cunning reef]

LOL

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-slave-discord-moderator-administrator-discord-mod-noble-queen-bee-gif-6303323393521870049

[copper vapor]

d'awwwwwwwwwwwwww

[copper vapor]

look dis https://g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2026/04/30/pc-siqueira-pericia-particular-diz-que-influencer-foi-assassinado-e-contesta-laudo-oficial-de-suicidio.ghtml

[proven tundra]

American bread be like:

[oblique belfry]

cali bread

[copper vapor]

glue bread

to make more bread

[covert shard]

okay....?

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-twerk-andreas-tegnander-gif-9621486865491734692

[covert shard]

i found a totally black bee the other day

[copper vapor]

those are called marimbondos

[covert shard]

bo.

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

those are not marimbondos

because marimbondos make noise.

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-flying-fighting-insect-pollinator-gif-25267144

[covert shard]

bees do not

[cunning reef]

The ones around me look like this

Both the carpenters n the bumbles

[cunning reef]

But we also miner bees

The ones that borrow in dirt n make lil ant hills

[proven tundra]

We have the most bee ah looking bees here

[oblique belfry]

mojave

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-eating-yogurt-on-a-spoon-rat-eat-yogurt-yogurt-on-a-spoon-rat-eating-yogurt-gif-27685507

[oblique belfry]

oh god

not the "bulletin board"

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/new-vegas-gif-25644514

[oblique belfry]

JASON YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE BULLETIN BOARD

THERE IS JOB TO BE DONE

JASON CHECK OUT THE BULETIN BOARD

[quiet abyss]

im taking this message out of context

wait

i have an idea

one moment

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/birria-grilled-cheese-sandwich-grilled-cheese-food-gif-16096112904458470111

[oblique belfry]

what

[covert shard]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@oblique belfry

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[quiet abyss]

boutta make some shit

[cunning reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853703417461211148/1488943211476025527/IMG_4881.jpg?ex=69f4d96c&is=69f387ec&hm=dbf548638d32e42c4543b0378733e7c5765cb57c1c2c78366741124283f394e9&

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-fat-fuckin-chud-im-such-a-fat-fuckin-chuuuuud-im-such-a-fat-fuckin-chud-gif-4100828415608082204

[covert shard]

a wild birb is in your AO

[cunning reef]

Baby

[quiet abyss]

bribe

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[copper vapor]

National Basket Ball Association

[deep jolt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kitty-italian-camorra-dm3B8AeBvseiPoaSw9

[oblique belfry]

[covert shard]

just opened steam... the shit i get hit with

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-silly-hibonnie-gif-17054967115298051038

[deep jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/mariolord-mariolord14-mario-lord-mario-lord-gif-12993108603153607612

[copper vapor]

this is what I got actual peak

[timber oxide]

[covert shard]

i do have the slightest feeling that you will migrate straight to brainfar once you get enough rank

[oblique belfry]

amazing

[deep jolt]

i already can be in there

[proven tundra]

The map screen made my eyes bleed
I need clean maps

[proven tundra]

Hopefully you enjoy tho

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-3417245934051922481

[proven tundra]

Oh shit

I have like 10L of that in my house rn

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[covert shard]

yankeee

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[proven tundra]

This was just part of the shipment

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZRIzMN8CCMQ?si=4llc3lSNVu-gRv21

Beef turned 1

[marsh cargo]

[covert shard]

[copper vapor]

not the dreaded ratio

[oblique belfry]

hm

drank alcohol with the bus driver

and now i woke up in the middle of nowhere

with a bee hive inside a toilet

[copper vapor]

california man moment

[proven tundra]

Can't a man shit in peace?!

What has this world come to

[copper vapor]

uh

how do I cancel a dlc download in steam

hm restarting it fixed it

wacky-ass app

accidentally added mhworld's high resolution texture pack dlc to my library and steam decided to install it automatically

[proven tundra]

I think there's a setting somewhere to disable that

By default it installs new dlc tho

[oblique belfry]

doesnt just turning off auto-updates fix the problem

[proven tundra]

I'm not a steamologist doge

[copper vapor]

Why does the guy say it's "3rd best by 2026 benchmark" but doesn't say what cpu it is lmao

[proven tundra]

That's because they are full of shit

[sour rivet]

yoo hes got the glorppounder 3000

[hearty yacht]

you just know its 3rd best is from the 0.001% of chips - its normal performance is straight garbage

[copper vapor]

comments unlocked in that review

[oblique belfry]

mmm arson

[copper vapor]

should I

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

ay

[proven tundra]

If his CPU is from 2017
I wonder if he's got like 8gb of ram
And 1080

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

actually no

[marsh cargo]

bro was really gassing a fucking i7 7000

[copper vapor]

or at least

he claims he's on a 3070 and 48 gb ram

[proven tundra]

Uh huh

[copper vapor]

and all this to say the high res texture pack for MHWorld is badly optimized

I would install it if my storage wasn't already in the red

[proven tundra]

Say less

[copper vapor]

but I'm not interested in doubling the game's size in my ssd

[marsh cargo]

Babylon twitter doing a wholesome

[copper vapor]

the heck

now I wanna know what that is too

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[copper vapor]

baby vulture

[marsh cargo]

a concha

[proven tundra]

Turkey vultures

[oblique belfry]

never eat wild mushrooms

[left mantle]

The fuckin instant lunch is sending me

[oblique belfry]

PSA

[copper vapor]

dis? https://redstaryeast.com/recipes/conchas/

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

Oooooo

Gib

I eat

[copper vapor]

oh god it's 50% bread 50% sugar

[marsh cargo]

[marsh cargo]

god damn yes it is

[proven tundra]

Baked goods

Get in mah belly

[copper vapor]

unrelated to the meme but wife says these maruchan instant noodles are pretty good

[marsh cargo]

they are sold along side the other pastries mexican bakeries do

[copper vapor]

according to her, way way better than cup noodles or anything made by nissin

[left mantle]

unironically one of the better ramen pack companies yeah

[copper vapor]

omfg.

[proven tundra]

GOD DAMMIT

What is the neko big belly

Gif called

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/peepofat--k01KQGE1514GZDZS9TNKNMDQ2RT

[copper vapor]

yeah I'd leave that place poor and probably carried by a forklift

[proven tundra]

NEKO

NEKKKKKOOOOOOOO

[marsh cargo]

they are delish
but also cheap

[uneven sapphire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033785083343151197/1099054369506345120/freeze-1.gif

[oblique belfry]

i shouldn't have searched big belly in gifs

[oblique belfry]

why is there so many fat men

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

America

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-belly-rub-belly-slap-gif-11344238899365820282

Whatever

This one will have to do

[quiet abyss]

@static axle

its so fucking garbage

but its killing me

[static axle]

this long for this garbo

[proven tundra]

If youyou was here he'd understand

[quiet abyss]

wait no

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

I MIXED UP THE ORIGINAL

hold on

[marsh cargo]

yeah ik what gif you mean