╟❓general-offtopic

[upbeat verge]

didn't notice that

when we were translating snippets off the book

[green granite]

Sound of flopping body

[left mantle]

Of course they didn't.

[tiny notch]

"arrakis" is the most middle eastern sounding thing ive heard

[upbeat verge]

like bro

[tiny notch]

"melange"

[upbeat verge]

half the names sound like assalamu aleikum

[covert shard]

the type of name you would find in morrowind:

[upbeat verge]

why is that lowkey true

[quiet abyss]

Because morrowind was the most whimsical of the elder scrolls games

[tiny notch]

reading dune is definitely interesting with the very much spoilers spliced between chapters

"yeah paul was like the prophecised hero and noone knew his dad for a long while"

[quiet abyss]

Sounds like the average 40k novel

[tiny notch]

on the second chapter too

dunes a fun read

i should read it more

[quiet abyss]

I couldnt get into dune

I could however get into metro

Maybe i read it again

[tiny notch]

i loved the movies and wanted to read them because someone said "why does paul ||still have eyes||" and immediately wanted to read it

[upbeat verge]

LOTR is also a fun read

if u have the patience of a monk

[quiet abyss]

Tolkien made peak

Even if it takes 9 years

[tiny notch]

fellowship was a great read

two towers

is a slog

i think i got like 100-150 pages in

and dropped two towers

[quiet abyss]

Two towers, eh?

Someone else dropped 2 towers

[upbeat verge]

good news is i placed my gpu and cpu temps on the panel
bad news is I couldn't find out how to change fastfetch colors on the logo
ggs

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[tiny notch]

i think i still have my book mark in my two towers book

[static axle]

breaks done now feast and 3.5 nights of crimsoning @cunning bronze

[shrewd gull]

Omg

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/bZuw4.gif

[quiet abyss]

I feel like squidward, inside the house while spongebob and patrick are being whimsical

Im at work

[shrewd gull]

Bugar uses linux :3

[upbeat verge]

yes

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/squidward-meme-looking-out-the-window--k01KQFQX76HD493Q2GFKE4HMDDE

[copper vapor]

that sounds kinda french, no?

[quiet abyss]

Yes

[tiny notch]

im 75 pages in

[quiet abyss]

Thats me

[tiny notch]

im on treebeards chapter

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

this is old news at this point
I said it like 4 days ago

[copper vapor]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa FFW is so much fun

[upbeat verge]

@shrewd gull wrong ping

kms

[shrewd gull]

I do not live in this channel

[static axle]

such is life

[little depot]

What is wrong with the FFXIV community

[upbeat verge]

that I was able to deduce yes

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[quiet abyss]

Life is roblox - DJ Khalid

wise words

[oblique belfry]

never stop gambling

[quiet abyss]

From a wise man

[shrewd gull]

I don't know what you said or didn't

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

GATORADE

[upbeat verge]

well

[quiet abyss]

Tell them to bring out the lobstah!

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[copper vapor]

jokerless

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

im level 3

[zealous depot]

How you liking the game

[copper vapor]

omfg

[zealous depot]

I played both the demos and they were pretty fun

[oblique belfry]

gameplay is REALLY smooth

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

its really fun

[copper vapor]

this is why I set my status to busy as soon as I log in

[little depot]

Real and true

[quiet abyss]

Good to know hates niche is dj Khalid jokes

[tiny notch]

fuck it

[copper vapor]

this is legit harrassment

[upbeat verge]

out of nowhere I just hopped onto one of the distro websites
downloaded that shti and installed
didn't like ubuntu didnt like mint
and now landed comfortably in the Fedora chair and so far I'm loving it
@shrewd gull granted i dont know jack shit about linux or how to run the terminal or coding or anything
I just got pissed off from using windows and its god awful performance

[tiny notch]

ima go read

[static axle]

jokerless but himself is the true joke

[copper vapor]

report it to a gm

[oblique belfry]

anyways

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

hello Guardsman @quiet abyss

[static axle]

idk @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

time for siz

huh ?

[shrewd gull]

Fedora :((((

[zealous depot]

Cali got a sequel

[sour rivet]

unfortunately this is against TOS so it will most likely be removed soon

[quiet abyss]

Alo big man

[upbeat verge]

fedora feels nice

[left mantle]

Keep your fetish RP to yourselves type beat.

[zealous depot]

Oh god oh fuck

[oblique belfry]

hope its the npc that gets removed

[sour rivet]

asking for a review within a game is against TOS

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne3-no-no-thanks-gif-22716331

[upbeat verge]

why the frown

[quiet abyss]

Hes turning into discord mod

Dear god

[zealous depot]

Shhhhhhhhh

[left mantle]

(Just to be clear I agree, more of those fucks need to not send random DMs to people with their fetishes)

[covert shard]

no no, the linux version

[shrewd gull]

I don't like fedora, but if you do it's what matters

[oblique belfry]

hey

where is my fancy new workshop

[quiet abyss]

So a discord mod

[sour rivet]

click beta

[covert shard]

ah... fuck

[oblique belfry]

oh

[upbeat verge]

what dont u like

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

bro dont make me strap a bomb to you again

[oblique belfry]

but its going back to its old self

when i click the page

boo

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

benis

[left mantle]

Like time and place, and random users DMs is not the place.

Fuck off.

[static axle]

[left mantle]

We know you want to

[static axle]

i literally cut pizza and theres fetish rp yap

wtf

[shrewd gull]

I like to have full control :3

[oblique belfry]

@green granite

[covert shard]

you are obligatoried to play "california dreaming" when you are on the bridge

[oblique belfry]

why is it advertising itself as "the most content rich map in the game"

[upbeat verge]

what dont u have control over in fedora?

[green granite]

OMG

[upbeat verge]

the sandboxed apps?

[green granite]

@oblique belfry lets team up together

We will map this

[oblique belfry]

nay

[green granite]

Dam

[oblique belfry]

off i go to singleplayer

nothing personal cup

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

i just wanna explore the map

not get swatted on by toxic morons

[green granite]

Someone please reveal Doge's browsing history

[covert shard]

play california dreaming, california girls (maybe not) or "girls just want to have fun"

[sour rivet]

buy me the game so you only have to deal with a corvid moron

[upbeat verge]

I mean as a starting distro I like it plus it performs really well

[green granite]

Buy you the game

[covert shard]

"top 10 games to yehaw in"

"top 10 LoL strategies"

[static axle]

californication

[green granite]

Nice nice

[upbeat verge]

I'm not knowledgable to use the ones deeper down the iceberg
@shrewd gull

[green granite]

HEALTH mentioned

[copper vapor]

welcome to the internet

speaking of cutting pizza

time to raid the fridge

[sour rivet]

payday 2 just got a PORNO

[static axle]

you gonna cut yourself?

[oblique belfry]

it got a new paid dlc

weapon pack

[green granite]

Wait

[sour rivet]

ye

[green granite]

HUH?

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[sour rivet]

its not starbreeze working on it

[green granite]

ITS STILL GUN

[static axle]

deargod

[oblique belfry]

dart pistol
pmm
and this semi smg that can rival dmrs / snipers

[covert shard]

oh god...

[left mantle]

Someone send an ambulence to doge's house, something is clearly wrong

[static axle]

hold on

much better

[oblique belfry]

wdym smth is wrong

[copper vapor]

wtf

[oblique belfry]

new unturned update mf

[copper vapor]

" a game on your wishlist is on sale "

look at game

reviews: mostly positive

scroll down

the first 5 reviews Steam shows me are negative

[sour rivet]

ALL I SEE IS RE-

[left mantle]

He's goin delusional, we need it STAT!

[oblique belfry]

im going to cali

[copper vapor]

how's this mostly positive lmao

[static axle]

i mean mostly negative usually shows positives before negatives

[left mantle]

HOLY SHIT IT'S TERMINAL

[shrewd gull]

Oh sorry, had a phone call. I just don't like it not being a rolling release, I despise flatpak too, and that it comes with shitload of stuff that I don't want to even see :3 but that's just me, dw

[little depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/640744619302453316/1001573154768031754/splurtmin.gif

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

thats just means overall

[copper vapor]

I really wanted this to be good

[little depot]

It's not horrible

It's just not good

[static axle]

[left mantle]

I will eternally shit on people who send ERP messages to random users because it's fucking disgusting.

[oblique belfry]

hello beautiful

[left mantle]

Consensual ERP I have no issue with...if that's what they enjoy

[copper vapor]

I know

[green granite]

Some Dart Guns
Trailblazer Pivot Pistol-Caliber Carbine 9x19mm
PB "Pistolet besshumnyy" 6P9 9x18mm pistol
Some james bond wrist watch
And seems like lazer detector

[oblique belfry]

fun fact

dart pistol has an alternative dart ammo type where you can revive other players with it

BUT

you can also miss it """accidentally""" to heal enemies too

[green granite]

Bruh

[oblique belfry]

so you can """accidentally""" heal a minigun dozer back to full hp

[green granite]

Bruh

[static axle]

naah it just was out of nowhere

[little depot]

That shit is not niche bro

[left mantle]

That's not the context the word was used in

[oblique belfry]

hm. glad they at least credited renaxon and danaby for cali 1

[green granite]

I need to Untuned

NOW

[little depot]

They made a second California?

It looks identical

[oblique belfry]

yes

[static axle]

sour apple energy drink

[green granite]

More of remake it

[sour rivet]

killing floor... payday 3... nmrih2. all gone
with many more soon to follow

[green granite]

Ok nmrih 2 is a sad one

[little depot]

You're next

[copper vapor]

painkiller so bad, bro didn't even remember it

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

IM FURIOUS

[green granite]

Bro's fumigating

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

custom mesh maplestrike skin

[sour rivet]

[green granite]

huh?

[sour rivet]

i like how after me and sam got off it to refund i immediately went and played bloodlines 2

[oblique belfry]

holy shit miku

[green granite]

me when of course it's another Maple Strike skin

[sour rivet]

and that ALSO SUCKED

[little depot]

Miku dayo

Miku dayo

Miku dayo

[oblique belfry]

Miku dayo

[sour rivet]

[green granite]

omg I want that

[little depot]

Death

[green granite]

lemme see how mu...

[oblique belfry]

him

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-yakuza-ichiban-gif-9656428594673627242

[oblique belfry]

terence

[copper vapor]

uh oh

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

this reminds me of chernobylite 2

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/oXSJzwttGrl.gif

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-variant-tracksuit-mark-invincible-edit-invincible-gif-16907687914240760559

[oblique belfry]

oh there is 2 boxes

[sour rivet]

why are these the top 2 gifs

[green granite]

Corin hair style @real aspen

Kanye West

[oblique belfry]

@green granite can you believe it

heartbreaker skin

[green granite]

oh

my god

[little depot]

Is unturned fun again

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

@shrewd gull send friend request

[real aspen]

comically blocky scar

no wait

[oblique belfry]

i forgot the guy's name

[real aspen]

that's just normal scar

[oblique belfry]

in bleach

its his hat

[green granite]

OMG

[little depot]

Who the hell is qtGenn

[green granite]

him

Tommy Vercetti

[oblique belfry]

the fucking V glasses

[green granite]

Bloods

[oblique belfry]

it even has the shiny effect

[green granite]

hol on

[oblique belfry]

dude

the more i look at these skins

the more i see that its just reference fest

[floral thistle]

https://medal.tv/games/arma-reforger/clips/mCh12Y9RjkYtfu1h8?invite=cr-MSw4Q2QsMjM0MjM2MjEy&v=24 poor Russians getting picked lmao

[oblique belfry]

this is not the original reference but ill take it

pootis

[green granite]

its funny tho

[oblique belfry]

it is

anyways

these are the bundles

im going to the real sauce now

[green granite]

wait

isn't this the original Cali gas mask

[oblique belfry]

2

[green granite]

awh I want that

you already know who

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-it-yes-thats-it-1--k01KQFSGVZBQ4B2NMTRZ6QKN4MH

[oblique belfry]

polish spotted

[oblique belfry]

🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱

helo

[green granite]

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

MADE TO RAISE THE FLAG

[snow tree]

Such a great series, gotta rewatch before chapter three drops

[green granite]

THAT WAS RED WHITE AND BLUE

[oblique belfry]

oh my god it can sit

[green granite]

damn

why is this 1.84

I want it

[upbeat verge]

I"VE TALKED TO THIS PERSON DISCORD

YOU APES

[green granite]

that's a Crye JPC

wait @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

do you have a Mythical can bean

[oblique belfry]

i have few mythicals

[green granite]

yeh but

canned bean

[oblique belfry]

yes i do

[green granite]

dang

[oblique belfry]

why?

[green granite]

idk I just thought its funny

[copper vapor]

inquisitor lightsaber

[proven tundra]

Did you accept my friend request

[oblique belfry]

woah what the fuck is this map overlay

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo

[copper vapor]

yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens

[green granite]

[marsh cargo]

manders

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

we grind?

[marsh cargo]

grind what ?

div?

[green granite]

yeh

one sec

lemme check out this map

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[marsh cargo]

im going to be busy in like an hour

[green granite]

damn

[oblique belfry]

how tf did they implement this

[marsh cargo]

so i cant atm

[green granite]

😔

[marsh cargo]

i can in like 2 hours tho

[green granite]

implement wut

[upbeat verge]

ye sure

[oblique belfry]

cup when you go into a monument listen closely

there is like a popup

[proven tundra]

On steam silly billy

[oblique belfry]

with a sound cue

with monument's name

[green granite]

monument?

[oblique belfry]

poi

named location

city

etc

[green granite]

Carrot

[upbeat verge]

I have on steam

Man...somewhere deep in my heart and soul

I love unturned

[green granite]

yo this is kek

funny how

Costa Mesa is a real city

[upbeat verge]

what have u never brought your axe on the beach?

[green granite]

I don't think there's a mall irl called Costa Mesa Mall

HOWEVER

[oblique belfry]

yo holy shit

the ace has a KICK

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/v6UtCOGqTmI?si=6TZXP_606tMjIMCZ

[green granite]

I think it's loosely based on the South Coast Plaza

OMG IM NEXT TO SAN FRANC

[proven tundra]

You're loosely based on the South Coast Plaza

Ha ha ha

Gottem

[oblique belfry]

im near enzo winery

[green granite]

Palm Spring is real

Fort Mojave isn't an active military base irl

but based on its layout

[upbeat verge]

[green granite]

I think it's based on Camp Wilson, 29 Palms

it's where I stationed before

[copper vapor]

HOLY SHIT FALLOUT 2

GO DUE EAST

FIND MARIPOSA AND VAULT 13

AND SHADY SANDS

DO IT

[oblique belfry]

cuppy and me are NCR and looking for vault 13

[green granite]

El Portal is just funny name

[static axle]

@copper vapor@cunning bronze time to go adventure

[copper vapor]

demedeez

[static axle]

*start playing 500miles *

[copper vapor]

demeniss looks beautiful

[green granite]

its actually real irl

but I dont think its a town

[static axle]

never been, heading there for cloak and dye

[green granite]

its like a camp site

[static axle]

will post adventure pics

[copper vapor]

man why do I wanna play unturned just because of San Fran

fuckin

[green granite]

it's kinda suck they do not add Los Angeles

[copper vapor]

silly reference

[green granite]

even if it's a dump down version of it

which is kinda suck

[static axle]

is it actually california

[green granite]

yes

[static axle]

thats dope

[green granite]

because Costa Mesa and San Franc

LA is located between it

Costa Mesa is near where I live which is Orange County

[copper vapor]

san franc more like sam unc

[oblique belfry]

@green granite there are enviromental hazards like fire extinguishers that can act like a smoke cover

[green granite]

Horde island

[tiny notch]

25 minutes to read 10 pages

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/ZwMI.gif

[green granite]

oh wait

so that's a Golden Gate

which is the map border

@oblique belfry tbh so far

[copper vapor]

border? I hardly know 'er

[oblique belfry]

drunk father beat his son for not getting him beer

[green granite]

my most favorite urban environment design is Brazil

[oblique belfry]

in the bathroom

[green granite]

it still has the best imo

[oblique belfry]

you literally have been in the map for not even 5 minutes

[green granite]

let see if San Franc matches it

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

OMG

THAT IS SO COOL

HOW

[oblique belfry]

ikr ?

thats what i meant

literally zelda esque pop up

[green granite]

I have been here before irl

irl it's more of a big gift shop and a bridge side cafe

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

I've been to PEI irl

[green granite]

one bad thing I don't like

is they added San Franc

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

but missing out Alcatraz

[proven tundra]

Did they ever improve the first map

[green granite]

but ig since Alcatraz is such a big place to add

5 Dollar

yopu can stop bleeding w it?

[uneven sapphire]

wud

[green granite]

YOU CAN

WHO SAID MONEY CAN'T CURE ILLNESS

a whole god dan coconut

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

im so obsessed with ace's inspect animation

[green granite]

ok they did add the Golden Gate Gift Shop

[oblique belfry]

i keep spinnin it

[green granite]

what the fuck

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

STRATEGEM?

I think I had Helldiver mod

[oblique belfry]

????

[zealous depot]

Everyone playing unturned

[oblique belfry]

get rid of yo mods yo

[green granite]

yeh thanks game

[oblique belfry]

its just me and cup

cuz new map

[green granite]

this model is cool

OMG ITS AN ACTUAL ANIMAL

Here's Johnny

[oblique belfry]

cuppy surpassing me with screenshot spamming

[green granite]

for once

im sorry my autism cannot catch up

I am in love with a map about the state I live in irl

[oblique belfry]

fair enough

im for turkey so cant relate

[green granite]

no

THAT WAS A PORSCHE

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

hmm

i was gonna say 1911

but it looks more different

then a 1911

[halcyon fossil]

yoo unturned gaming

[green granite]

that's a Kimber

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

@rocky turtle You have been put into retirement, thank you for your service

[green granite]

it's not a 1911

it's a 2011

[oblique belfry]

my bad

[green granite]

stated by the mag size

it's a 9mm pistol

[oblique belfry]

i mean it says "lebel mag"

[green granite]

I think that's a Springfield irl

[oblique belfry]

but gun name is emperor

[green granite]

it is a Springfield

I was right

[oblique belfry]

eh close enough

the back side of the gun sells it

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baTXBYarWUo

[green granite]

one sec

[copper vapor]

Fr*nch jumpscare

[green granite]

cuz I remember I saw that model irl

[oblique belfry]

dafuq

[green granite]

lemme remove all of these mods

jesus

[oblique belfry]

premium toilet paper

[green granite]

prob trade items

[oblique belfry]

you can use pencil as melee

[green granite]

would it be funny

if you keep it through entire game

[oblique belfry]

it even has a good inspect anim whaddaheli

hella low durability tho

lost 50% dura with 2 hits

[green granite]

tbh

that's expected

[oblique belfry]

4 hits is still generous

[green granite]

can you even repair it

would be funny if you can

[oblique belfry]

no

[green granite]

dam

[oblique belfry]

you can turn it into wood tho

[green granite]

H O W

this is some Fallout level type shit

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIE5x7j6kQE

[green granite]

you can scrap a pencil that weight 0lbs in Fallout 4

somehow produce woods and lead

each weight 0.01 lbs

[oblique belfry]

we are tarkoving with this shit

dude brings up a random ass spoon

to eat food

still dont understand this logic

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

where does the spoon come from

[proven tundra]

Tldw What's the good stuff

[oblique belfry]

does every single human being has a "emergency spoon" for foods

[zealous depot]

Do you not carry a spoon in your pocket

[copper vapor]

doge do you want to have to waste an inventory slot to carry a spoon around

[zealous depot]

Every where you go

[oblique belfry]

just fucking chug it

from the can

[copper vapor]

new gear new dungeon new boss fight it seems

[oblique belfry]

why do you need a spoon

for every food

[copper vapor]

we're not fuckin barbarians, doge

[oblique belfry]

these universes are

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

oh we are 100 years away

post apocalyptic

noone around

[green granite]

how did you get the spoon

[oblique belfry]

lifeless corpses everywhere

oop lemme scoop up my emergency spoon

like

[copper vapor]

how else are you gonna reestablish civilization, gotta start with the small things

[oblique belfry]

true i guess

[copper vapor]

speaking of small things

wife's cat is giving me the murder stare

[oblique belfry]

-#

[green granite]

MEXICAN FLAG

[oblique belfry]

stare back

do not back down

[copper vapor]

I have no idea what I did to deserve the murder stare

[green granite]

the heck

[copper vapor]

@proven tundra

[green granite]

why is there a Machete in a suitcase

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

actually I live in Cali

I should know this

[proven tundra]

CANADA #2

[proven tundra]

Okay this is funny af

For sure buy my rat coin and you'll be safe

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6fAzV3PX-c

HERE COMES GENERIC ANIME PROTAG WITH A STEEL CHAIR

(I am not joking)

[green granite]

huh @oblique belfry

you can signal airdrop

[copper vapor]

game has steel chair as a weapon

[oblique belfry]

interesting

so its like escalation then

[copper vapor]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A ROGUELITE

[oblique belfry]

zombie with the mf floatie

[green granite]

Veneta

so this is a Beretta M9A3

the weird thing is that US Military never uses it

[timber oxide]

You look like you just found a coin on the ground

[green granite]

it should have been a M18 pistol

[green granite]

coin?

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah I forgot I'm talking to Cup

[copper vapor]

ofc the commie would be happy finding a coin on the ground

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[timber oxide]

Your character is bent forward and has that expresion of joy that one has when they find free money on the ground, Cuppert

[frank hearth]

amazing things happening in chat today

[green granite]

I mean

I am overjoy like a kid in this update rn

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile im a mishap of everything

clown mostly

[proven tundra]

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/hogwarts-legacy

Slopwarts is free on eic

[green granite]

lore for you @oblique belfry

wait

CNL DADY

UNK

who the hell wrote this

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

good question

[zealous depot]

FOUL

[timber oxide]

You don't know if you should be happy or sad that the zombie apocalypse is happening, because on one hand you no longer have to go to your soul crushing job but on the other hand there's a zombie apocalypse happening and your wife wanted to bite your sausage off this morning

[sour rivet]

again?

[zealous depot]

I had epic on my computer once just to play Alan wake 2

Got it for free with my cpu purchase

[oblique belfry]

@green granite im hoping to cs2

will continue later

do not spoil

[green granite]

noooo

[oblique belfry]

friend arrived

i will CACHE

[copper vapor]

what a disgrace

[oblique belfry]

gotta get that weekly dub

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/xefvel/status/2049690735780479393?s=20 @halcyon fossil @rocky turtle

xefvel (@xefvel)

rap god

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 3:22 AM

[zealous depot]

Peak map

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Thanks Rat

[static axle]

@copper vapor after 2km i remembered i have a honse

[zealous depot]

I think global offensive had that map if I recall

[static axle]

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

so it is 8466 Triangles to model

[copper vapor]

TWO textures? holy overblown budget batman

[green granite]

1.93mb for just the bridge is funny

[timber oxide]

Two whole textures

Dude's going crazy over there

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

this will destroy our finances

[blazing maple]

real

[green granite]

wth

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/hagakuregg/status/2049820100757537140

a r r e n ☀️ (@hagakuregg)

a hazy memory

X · Apr 30, 2026, 11:56 AM

[green granite]

it's missiong a wheel

of course San Francisco people doing that thing again

[sour rivet]

yeah nah im not giving you a good morning for this

[green granite]

AWH HELL NAH

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-cat-crying-cat-cry-why-gif-27571714

[tiny notch]

walking dead game?

[sour rivet]

we have to kill sam for this

[green granite]

that is the mega

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-lee-the-walking-dead-telltale-game-gif-11216088320697621934

[left mantle]

I can never see this without thinking of the pee boy

IT WAS A WATER STAIN

[zealous depot]

The pee cat

Oh

Nvm

[proven tundra]

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/oddsparks-58440c

This is also free on eic

Automation game

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YM-N9l948c

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide try it out kek it's free

[green granite]

huh

so they have Taurus Judge in this game

[timber oxide]

Added to the library, don't know if will play tho

[zealous depot]

[tiny notch]

ive never played unturned outside of unturnov when i was too poor for tarkov

[proven tundra]

Paradox Publisher sale going out rn too
Meh

[left mantle]

This combined with the "cylinder" post are some core memories of the internet for me

[proven tundra]

Don't wanna give them anymore money

[timber oxide]

I hope you stayed "too poor for tarkov" for your own good

[zealous depot]

https://youtu.be/SJPu1spHqfk?si=Zn4wh24wxPF0xy1K

[tiny notch]

my 1000 hours says otherwise

[timber oxide]

[tiny notch]

i dont play now

[left mantle]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[tiny notch]

im reformed

[timber oxide]

I hope your treatment goes well

[proven tundra]

Ball shocking, or penis flattening sir?

[timber oxide]

Both

[tiny notch]

flattening please

[timber oxide]

I cast
Tungsten ballsack

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

how many soul hearts do i get

[timber oxide]

Um...

2?

[tiny notch]

balls of steel give 2

[timber oxide]

Ok then 3

[tiny notch]

shit

[sour rivet]

I FOUND PILLS!

[timber oxide]

Death

[upbeat verge]

OFC SOME MADLAD made a doom like screen wipe effect @sick trail @copper vapor

OFC

WATER FOUDN IN OCEAN ahh

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-tboi-dance-gif-7352492888219360785

[copper vapor]

that's kinda cool

[upbeat verge]

it is

[copper vapor]

wouldn't use it myself but

[upbeat verge]

:D

[copper vapor]

yup

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-depths-1-keemstar-gif-3486413555791873483

[upbeat verge]

all distros lead to doom
all operating systems lead to doom
it all...leads..to Doom...
@copper vapor

[timber oxide]

I hate tboi therefore I will play gungeon instead

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523998462132486179/1494367357567500451/HF_5S9xXwAAc3KQ.png?ex=69f4ce8e&is=69f37d0e&hm=bb14be638468e349f3fbfa12a41efb891bd5af8d0a8f93e6930d64af4228ee16&

[tiny notch]

ive finished the final for my project i think

[upbeat verge]

damn the black one fat

THE CAT

[pliant meteor]

[timber oxide]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/i1mRZdUX6kp.gif

[blazing maple]

mr. Burns:

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-29650953916707194

[sour rivet]

i dont believe this

hounds are ASS

[proven tundra]

What are you going to do?
Release the hounds?
Or the bees?
Or the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[sour rivet]

Yes

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

no, they're hounds

it's in the name

[sour rivet]

skavenslaves, steal that mans dairy products.

[timber oxide]

They can't

I already stole them

[copper vapor]

false

you could not have stolen my dairy products because I ate and drank them all

https://tenor.com/befIH.gif

[timber oxide]

🧀

Then what's this?

[copper vapor]

that's not mine, sorry to say

you stole someone else's cheese

[timber oxide]

Oh shit

I think I stole Rat's cheese again

[green granite]

HUH @oblique belfry

[timber oxide]

Kick it

[sour rivet]

WHERE THE FUCK-FRICK DID THE RATKINGS CHEESE GO-GO

[copper vapor]

you can't keep getting away with this

[green granite]

FUCK

[copper vapor]

BAHAHAHAHA

[green granite]

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

I PUNCHED IT

[copper vapor]

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IRL

[proven tundra]

My cheese

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

OMG DUDE I CAN'T

[copper vapor]

bro's first instinct was to punch a nuclear bomb

[green granite]

[sick trail]

Coca-Cola Espuma

[copper vapor]

cuppy has the survival instincts of a plastic spork

[timber oxide]

https://youtu.be/TcuIxWcXEao?si=ZSP2DYKJsZmyk6i3

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/birdscolour56/status/2049559715806621812?s=20

Birds Colour 🕊️ (@birdscolour56)

The thunder pumper strikes again

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 29, 2026, 6:41 PM

[tiny notch]

i think ive got my final done

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/j9SRnB0s0ym.gif

[tiny notch]

wait i posted that alr here

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/forky-toy-story-walk-toy-trip-gif-16053844

[green granite]

ok that was funny

[tiny notch]

im in too many servers

[green granite]

I didn't expect the bomb to exploide in 1 punch

[tiny notch]

but yeah i think ive finished my final

feels weird

[copper vapor]

time for me to repost something as well because it's time to go back to the household chores grind

good thing I don't have a lawn to mow

so that's one less chore of hell

... and I already made foob so that's also done

[green granite]

what the fuck is this

HUH?

this is like

\some METRO 2033 type shit

ok this is deadzone

[shadow trout]

anyone excited for subnautica 2?

[proven tundra]

No

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-three-gif-19489818

[proven tundra]

I hate fun

[tiny notch]

subnautica three

they cant white sub zero from history

[sour rivet]

below zero was a spin off

[proven tundra]

As much as we would like to forget that piece of crap

[copper vapor]

I still have no idea what to expect with all the krafton drama but hopefully it turns out not shit

[proven tundra]

I'll just wait for 1.0

[shadow trout]

i didn't look into it too much

[proven tundra]

Yet again

[green granite]

Drug

[shadow trout]

it started as a DLC ig. it's like Subnautica 1.5

[shadow trout]

might be too uninformed of the situation, but i imagine the game's quality wouldn't suffer much at least?

[snow tree]

Was there like a substantial update?

[blazing maple]

EPINEPHRINE!!!

YIPEEE

[upbeat verge]

you can tell linux users haven't evolved past 2005
because they will have thousands of different cursor designs on their distro main page store

and I think thats beautiful

[teal spade]

Epinephrine... Euhhh...

[oblique belfry]

we could get a new movie

with nintendo IP

in 2028

[sour rivet]

smash bros film

[upbeat verge]

so you know itsgonna be shit

[copper vapor]

another super mario

[copper vapor]

or that

[oblique belfry]

2 mario movies were sold really well

[snow tree]

Grim hit them with the big needle!

[blazing maple]

fire emblem movie

[green granite]

wait

[blazing maple]

get into line to watch it

[teal spade]

noooo, dun wanna

[blazing maple]

3 houses discourse

[green granite]

that IS the San Francisco Google HQ

[blazing maple]

and so the legend goes

[sour rivet]

it will be live action with directors that know nothing of the game

[green granite]

oh my god

[forest acorn]

hi everynyan

[upbeat verge]

ofc

[green granite]

i can feel the sadness of employees here already

[upbeat verge]

I'm not even surprised

[sour rivet]

MY MII STEAKS?!

[shadow trout]

STEAK

[green granite]

@oblique belfry im inside uh

legally distinct google

[snow tree]

Boooo emergency tracheostomy!!!!! 👻

[shadow trout]

Invincible brain rot is on another level

[snow tree]

@oblique belfry

[shadow trout]

brought back YTP a bit even

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

Cup is retard and ignores my question, has the game gotten some big update?

[proven tundra]

Yes

[snow tree]

Ratdad being a real one

[oblique belfry]

yes

[snow tree]

Thanks

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/me-when-i-get-you-2--k01KQFXD27V4PV3NDW9DSVRHE3H

Alright, back to Punisher s1e7

[upbeat verge]

ok thats actually a banger looking theme

windows 98 style

[proven tundra]

You're a banger looking theme

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-gif-16845298572699382358

rereading one of my design docs

this is morrowind

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

I should pull a funny and play unturned

[proven tundra]

Yes

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/unturned-mybeloved-heart-alicepack-alicepack-my-beloved-gif-13256193231435332514

Funny that this also translates to zomboid

Alicepack is peak

[proven tundra]

I've found it once in Zomboid

At the surplus store

[zealous depot]

Survivor zombie had it

Killed him in the middle of a blizzard at 2am

[proven tundra]

Nice lol

What are you doing outside so late young man

You should be safely tucked in to bed

[arctic flicker]

looking for frogs

[proven tundra]

Forg

[zealous depot]

It was cold, I needed to warm up by killing stuff (deadass how I stayed warm during the perma blizzard playthrough)

[proven tundra]

Oh right

I forgot that's what you were playing lol

[arctic flicker]

when its winter and your butt don't have an antique oven

[static axle]

@copper vapor well h.a.l.l is kicking my ass

[zealous depot]

No power either cause instant power shutoff so a antique oven would've been clutch

[arctic flicker]

water ran out 3 days into a run, but power stayed for nearly the entire month, that was nice

[zealous depot]

Though I would probably not do that playthrough again for awhile

My eyes hated me cause of how often I was straining my eyes during the blizzards

[proven tundra]

MY LAPTOP WAS RELEASED FROM CUSTOMS

[arctic flicker]

snow blindness be real

[proven tundra]

Woohoo

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

Just have to wait until Monday now

[tiny notch]

i can cook infinitely more in word than i can in power point

i hate power point as a format

[proven tundra]

Microsoft Access was worse imo

But it's been like

[zealous depot]

I still remember the fire station

I had a random bed I stole upstairs, brought down to the garage and lit a campfire and used that as my sleeping area after I bored up all the doors aside from the main entrance

[tiny notch]

ive never used it lol

[proven tundra]

Twenty years since I've had to use it

[zealous depot]

Sucks there isn't a lot of decent mods for winter playthroughs on b42 yet

[sour rivet]

speaking of windows

why did we skip 9 again

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

I didn't even notice this one

[zealous depot]

Rat has found a new rat

(Its a good rat)

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

You're asking too many questions

[tiny notch]

revised my final a little now its done i swear

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-jumping-funny-chief-trampoline-gif-18023179270185784243

[sour rivet]

im going to crush that fucking skull i

[proven tundra]

Reddit says because programs checking for Windows legacy 9x os would shit their pants possibly with 9

[chilly loom]

Thraggggggg

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[proven tundra]

[chilly loom]

Hey rat

[proven tundra]

Is this the börka alt guys

[sour rivet]

evil fucking thing

[tiny notch]

yes

[chilly loom]

Ye

[proven tundra]

Okay

[chilly loom]

Im

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[chilly loom]

😂

[hexed stag]

"older than the gods"
wow how dramatic...

[tiny notch]

yeah yeah shut up

i didnt realise how long this was

[hexed stag]

what even is that?

[zealous depot]

Yes

The uhhh

What

6th alt?

[upbeat verge]

some linux thingy

[forest acorn]

joy

[proven tundra]

Hamburger soup has been in the slow cooker all afternoon
I'm dying of hunger

[left mantle]

I've lost count since the self report one

[proven tundra]

My daughter needs to come home from work NAO

[zealous depot]

Rat will not survive

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

As soon as his daughter walks through that door, rat is gonna instantly appear in front of the slow cooker

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

I actually already poured it so it's cool enough to eat in ten minutes

[hexed stag]

I meant the document / project

[proven tundra]

HURRYYYYY

I'm so hungry

[tiny notch]

game design doc for my final

[pliant chasm]

beat ascension 9 with fucking gambling

i accidentally made an infinite at the final boss
actual cinema run

[proven tundra]

Amazing

It only goes up to ten in sts2 right?

I should finish my sts a20 journey

I'm at 18 with the silent

[pliant chasm]

yea

im at 19 with silent in sts1

in sts2
defect 10
regent 0
rest at 9

[thick plover]

regent really is a chud

[pliant chasm]

indeed

i hate him

his cards and his character

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/ssoggycat/status/2049631060766417166

soggy cat (@ssoggycat)

https://t.co/DxHZFvTwX5

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Apr 29, 2026, 11:24 PM

[pliant chasm]

bots getting creative

reported

[proven tundra]

I wouldn't be brave enough to post this

Too scared of getting deleted

[snow tree]

Whatever go my creature

[verbal gate]

bot samantha

[hexed stag]

It shouldwould have already happened

[hexed stag]

@thin bobcat look at this