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this shit is retard²
just not using the proper strategies
Finally can play vintage all I want once I’m home 
again, i didnt die, i didnt struggle, i wasted time
the struggle was wasting time rather than dying

Me fr
but i guess i will gather some retarded bugs or whatever for some fuckass tools that i will probably forget about even if i HAVE them

thats another problem
bro will complain about randoms being idiots in darktide but will do the exact same shit in other games
i forget about them
this is an issue caused only and purely by yourself
not the same
its the same bro
in darktide, people are straight up braindead or blind, im just ignoring mechanics
because i dont need them, or i cant be asked
and its working
so i dont see an issue
am i gonna complain and be told what would solve it? yes, will i attempt to gather the shit? now i will
but will i use it? maybe
idk
then why are you complaining about the enemy then

read the further messages
contradictory much
I JUST SAID I WOULD
i just know i will likely never use the mechanics despite having the means to do so
i mean it atro, when does he anything else than complain
im the kind of person to have 5 flash pods, and then forget about them entirely
darktide teammates this, flying monster that
scroll past them 5 times
super credits this
you havent seen the team mates
never again
sound like your problem
randoms are good enough, despite all the rage they bring with them
perhaps your the catalyst
oh no, thats because no one ever has time to
only 2 people are consistent
meme stealer, and trianqren
thats it
anyways, time for shower and cook some grub
toodaloo
taco is once a week (at best)
and then i ask sturm, i asked you a few times
but youre on a different game, or busy
sturm is sleeping
or anything else
so its not a me issue entirely

everyone just seems to fucking hate me here
I could have played many times but chose not to cause frankly your min/maxing and always competiting and and making shit hard aint fun

i only min max on my own time
or on havoc
but havoc is my own time
so same thing
when i play with others, i play what they play
and i just pick whatever
taco can vouch for that, ive picked maybe 4 missions
but me and meme stealer play on higher difficulties regularly, havoc too, so thats not a good example
See, why would i wanna join when all i wanna do is throw funny rock and enjoy the looks and the map and shit
and you can do that, just fine
Its like joining global elite lobby ans nova4
any difficulty besides uprising is ok
It aint gonna be fun
idk what that means
What ranked game you play
i dont play ranked
best example would be havoc i suppose
What have you played?
but i think i get what you mean
you mean joining high rank games as a low rank, correct?
Well imagine joining top100 havoc player lobby as uprising enjoyer
and it is drastically worse to play
ah yeah that makes sense
wait what do you play on darktide
im curious
malice?
Idk

I just threw rocks
taco and i stick to heresy or damnation

that checks out
@carmine laurel what diff did we play
yeah the best difficulty overall is heresy if you ask me
sure i like challenge
but heresy is the best balance
fun/challenge
I dont, i have to adult and thats enough challenge
lmao fair enough
i just rapidly got good at darktide, which is honestly somewhat annoying sometimes
it means i cant just enjoy dumb fun as much
which really does make me gloomy when playing with taco or newer players
melancholy if you will, i know so much but it makes things dull without the ADHD super hi intensity gameplay, unless i have friends, which makes it enjoyable (too bad i have 3 friends that play it)
ah well, the "im too good and it sucks" rant is over

such a stupid complaint
we could play darktide just fine, i dont have to play damnation, auric, or havoc,
i can play heresy
its good to chill
Ive been crimsoned to desert this world
For the foreseeable future
But perhaps after that
well, i do want you to at least try playing darktide with me some time
if you think im too autistic hyper minmax, then thats fine

I think everyone is 
my problem is i like to tell people neat tricks about things that are super neato to me
but are just a thing to others
like the ogryn pickaxes
"Oh but the hook special is soo cool!!"
"hehe rock go bonk"

i mean thats how i played it, i just threw rocks and laughed
its a good way to play
theres a mod i must suggest some day
superimpact
imagine if the rock sent the enemy flying


its pretty funny
super impact is also funny because bleed sends enemies flying straight up
idk why
must be how its programmed
but when theyre killed by bleeding it happens
one sec i might have a clip
beef,veggies,egg. my main meal for the past few months 

yeah
ok superman
its fucking awesome
i love ogryn now
i used to call it bad, but i recognize the dumb fun
of slapping heretics around

or throwing bricks
it's not dumb, ogryn are so smart they rolled iq meter around
they know something about rocks we do not
they do
they also know tricks on how to fix issues
like cadians
"Oh our planet blew up >:("
just find new planet, name it cadia, you got em!
:D
ogryn logic is so simple its remarkable
blessed with not knowing more
some blighter with as much knowledge of the 40k universe as i have
thats not my quote
i know way too much for it to be mine
my logic with games is similar, either it fun or it not fun
my favorite grenade for ogryn is still the frag bomb
sure it doesnt nail them and instant kill
but thumping some guy with a big grenade before obliterating them is funny
my gun is a rock, my melee is a rock, my grenades is a rock
thud
ogryns are just dwarfs that were given 6 more feet of height
real
i mean i nearly went ogryn myself after playing it, tried to ask shiyon when is uno getting out of work timewise, ended up saying some thing like " when uno no work time?"
must be cookies or something
what voice did you pick? the british geezah? or the russian sounding one? or the other one
im trying my best to make them distinct
because they have names but no one remembers them
i honestly dont remember
hmm
i like the geezah
the average pub goer
Sah! is the best line in the game
and thats the brawlers line


A release that would unite translated skits, have 60fps+ during battles, and retain PS1's Co-Op functionality would be the kind of definitive package I'd like to see.
IIRC skits were never officially translated or voiced.
-# Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social)
Tales of Eternia Remastered is PEGI rated for Nintendo Switch
If thats the case
That be peak

Well see
Oh cool, have they abandoned the AI plan yet
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a premier for a trailer is so dumb
Subnautica 2 in general is dumb
The whole situation around it
Let alone that its early access
meh if the games good thats all that matters

It should be a skill check
You buy the game,your PC explodes
You play over Gamepass,you can play without exploding
bro got multiple gallons of hate for this game
bros negative about everything
The CEO using AI to go around laws was funni though
krafton CEO not unknown worlds
*of whom got removed as a publisher on the steam page
*
ngl after playing fraud p ranking previous layers feels lowk easy 
took me like 1 or 2 tries to p rank both wrath and heresy
Enema? shii das what my doctor gave me once foo
Alcohol free wet napkins are the worst
Dont hate the game,hate the company 
🎲 20
-# 20 ➡️ 1d20
Chat got killed in a critical success
THE DM DID NOT SAY YOU COULD ROLL
@sick trail delete the server
PUT ON THE DUNCE HAT
roll for persuasion
🎲 15
-# 20 ➡️ 1d20
Success
Too bad, you needed a 30
sorry man its a 30 check
🎲 4
-# 30 ➡️ 1d30
@sick trail locks the channel and starts gambling
Fuck you Dry
General gambling
No no, you need a d20 plus +10 in your charisma :)
d20 success even if its a 30 iirc
REEEEEE
Critical success should count ye
So we got 15
🎲 9
-# 10 ➡️ 1d10
Give Laff 15
24
Depends on the DM and the roll
Ok, eat grilled cheese out of radiator
Hmmm
no youyou stays
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You lose on Dealer blackjack since when
Oh man
How the hell did you lose that
Blackjack > anything
It's rigged FOR the bot

Fucked up
We should skin Falco for his bot
I was literally about to aak about Stalker cosplay when the channel was locked down lmao

!topic
!topic
@prisma cape
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
@prisma cape
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
"I only have 100."
has 109
Stinker
Mmm, fair enough
Dry confirmed for reddit mod?!
In confusion i try to 
🎲 19
-# 20 ➡️ 1d20
Fuck
Dry confirmed to be moist
Bye


so laff, do you believe in percentile rolls?
I believe in myself and the power of ADHD
Add autism
🎲 91
-# 1d100

In this house we don't roll percentile
that's... pretty bad
I think this new dish washing gel is a bit toxic 
Have it dissolved in a spray bottle
Sprayed a spider
It dropped dead in a few seconds
Much faster than normal dish soap
That's.... that's how it works....
you fucking drowned it
this guy be casually floating above my teams spawn 💔 💔 💔
holy shit EA DRM is so ass
"you changed GPU cool you have 30 seconds to login before we crash"
i am launching THROUGH STEAM
you should be able to see its the same account
Drowning takes longer 
Never had that issue

And i got a full new Rig and IP
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we go job interview
@tiny notch @real aspen
for now
mf said for now
would I'd say
spider lungs aren't human lungs
they don't have lungs 

Don't give up on this one after three months 
https://youtu.be/z4iSZetVkRg?is=LhAX2fc2-H6c3L61
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oh its xal again target hating anything i say
Iedy vs ph33r @olive coral @frozen void @thin plank
Boohoo fella stop crying
yeah pretty much
Can tell you 500 terminal commands but cant tell you what a woman is
Speednod
Artems heart rate spiked when he heard "terminal"
once for terminal and once for woman
almost had a heart attack
cognitohazard
Mike Tyson gut punch into uppercut combo
youre in the risk group buddy
Awoga
Because freedom means everyone. Every Political Group and Person is Free to use it. Just like Free Speech.
I do prefer Christian Orthodox Bald Man explaining Linux to me, personally. But you do you. No shame.
OOOOOOO
@torn solar @uneven sapphire @real aspen @snow tree pizza
and ice cold monster
AUUUUUUUUU
we couldn't win any harder
Pidser 

with uhh
mushrooms
and some cheese
and some small ham pieces
this is what it's all about
holy retardpost
god bless you brother

You could have a goth GF
yea BUT I could have pizza with mushrooms instead
Ew
you're ew
Gonna make my own color theme
@cunning reef @pliant chasm
mmmm
das a good shade of blue
corrected
Cyan*
"topic?" he said the Faction name
more or less
close to cyan
teal is too mute and looks like mold
turqouise is nice too
but cyan is...mmm delicious
teal doesn't look like mold
great, now I can't unsee teal mold
its very bizzare
when you do a painting and you use a mug with water to clean the brush, that is the color you will get
my color
cyan
cyan is idk it's a bit too strong
like its gonna burn my fucking eyes
very intensive
yours is burning my eyes too, but little less
I wanted something bright with character and saturation
but not near the levels of cyan
ya get me?
did you know shrimps have 16 color receptors?
yes
I was cleaning blue printer ink yesterday the cloth turned this color
lemme tinker
it could be more...muted
hol on
ok i reduced the value
there we are
you could try shamrock
I'm not into green that much
you could try a golden type color.
but it would look like pissm no?
there is a google thingy to check colors
brb
I could go green too
give the menus and UI a very naturalistic feel
GOOD IDEA
@rustic ibex
OOOH
DAMN
well if it works
a bit too dark
slightly higher value of 60 or so is nicer
@rustic ibex @covert shard
thoughts?
what usage you are looking for? UI as awhole? or jsut a certain menu?
well thing is almost everything can be customized so
it's either gonna be a green or blue oriented theme
looks good, try mint and see if you like it #3eb489
i would say to brighten the green just a tad bit more.
just to give off a more "whimsical" vibe, y'know?
to throw people off guard when you code eldritch abominations to jump at them
Good morning chatters
mint is like if phtalo wasn't so mundane @covert shard @rustic ibex
ok lets do mint for now
there is also jade green #00BB77
damn this is really bad
nice
this look nice, innit?

you could also use gradients
depends...
Even Vs
Odd mc
🎲 48
-# 1d100
do you want a good time?
or do you want pain and suffering?
Vintage story
Lowkey me
Keyboard's fucked chat

seems like the board has shorted
RANDOMLY TURNS ON CAPSLOCK
fuck
AND THE ESCAPE AND BACKSPACE KEYS ARE GOING OFF TOGETHER
this is surprisingly infuriating
very close to number 1
oh shit another new update of VS
1.22.1 is already out
poggies
its been 4 days!
ive not played in a hot minute
now I gotta figure out how to make the backround of the windows black or almost black
yes
making progress?
Woman standing in middle of bus stopping area
Get mad when stopping bus honks

discord be like
so were gonna log you out of your account on da puter for no fucking reason
so you have to scan the lil bullshit QR code thing
fuck this ass platform man 

Taco
Tell your minions to open all the windows
reminded me of nexus mods, fuck nexus mods
Tongs?
Change that into a✌️
no i wont read it and ill complain when i dont know stuff
Do they finally stop cluttering the hell out of your inventory?
1.22 change log doesnt even mension it
oh i was looking at hte wikis lol
so

no more moving bushes?
im sure reddit took well to this
Nah nah the vintage one

I just got online after waking up and starting my workday 
I wish my only worries were hunger and homework... ugh
being adult fucking sucks, especially unemployed
the fuck is fennel
thinkpad
peepo is so cute how could anyone hate him
not beating the allegations
the british with rain? sounds legit
a british with an cat, rain and a 500 quid per month apartment?
And a notebook that is slightlier older than them?
sounds like you are from northfolk
nice mychem poster
hatsune miku
hatsune miku (pervert) and the fatty. i see... a person of culture you are
howd you know i was northern
Hunter the parenting.
the emeperor from humanity from warhammer being a pansexual mother of at least 3 confimerd sons, one son in law
an ambassador
and it is a web series based upon a tabletop series of RPG'S
Alexa, What's the green miku
a miku who is green obviously
uuuh... a vocaloid song about being a degenerate?

it literraly says in the song that she wants to taste the forbidden fruit?
correct me if i am wrong @tiny notch
and reads spicy men to men action romance
miku but she really likes watching men kiss
wash her goofy looking arse
said something wrong?
isn't that song a remix of beethoven virus?
yea
fuckin' knew it that it sounded familiar
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I feel like this is something @real aspen would carry around
isn't beethoven virus a OSU type song?
remixed to a rythm game?
this is me btw
Not enough monster
Fuck is "Fresh"

playing guilty gear with 3 cans of dubious energy drink?
AI energy drink
why...
you ought to sound like a berminghan person
you wouldn't want that...
wouldn't you?
this is you? @tiny notch
the GG in world energy drink irrc
serious sam 4?
hooooly shit
Nice rolled waffle, dude
all 3 of those buildigns are EXACTLY the same
holy shit I love eastern european countries man
Copy pasted commie blocks
Welcome back to panel houses
3 colors and nothing else
I bet I know the apartment layout too
Depression given form
Depression? Maybe
Cheap, abundant housing? Yeah
post apocolyptic survival shooter?!?!??!?
I dunno that right building looks like it's about to collapse
it is an example
never forget
AI nostalgia </3
Kill AI and that user
linux 👍
👎
Maaaan that movie was disappointing af
peak af*
What even is that
project hail mary
It's an alien :}
its you so idk
Typical man activities
he fix
👎👎
@covert shard 
Oh hey, Otxo
Guys
is tthat stalker
@proven tundra i found a rare clip of you raging
!slap8
Guyssssssssssssss
!topic
@slender wave
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General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
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Cope
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Guys metro 2039 when
late 2026
2039, says so on the tin
theres going to be a new protagonist sadly
Let's see
give a date
i will miss my boy artyom
no clue
Why
winter
Fck
like december
That's why I had to cut my long hair
Was making me evil
Idk what to tell ya
chilling
Hotline miami
What is this
otxo
Otxo
It's alright
You play?
sekiro is harder
tbh if metro was made by any other company 2039 would be a an shitty extraction shooter/ br
im harder
Borka?
but it not 
man if only battlestate games made metro
Mario Bros 3 is harder
I play modded sekiro and im saying
sekiro is so easy once you learn how the shoulder buttons of a controller work
ok, counter argument. diamonds
why are we all hard the fuckk
Silksong harder
wrong
Battle toads harder than diamonds
No way
Lion King on Nes is harder
Go try the Rat Race
Cause that shit was literally abhorrent
my nuts are diamond
I can't say how many tries it took me to finish that level
imma cut them off and put them on a ring

CS2
What mods
I also haev https://www.nexusmods.com/sekiro/mods/2325

Im there to enjoy the story
you can just spam l1 and you will parry anything huh 😭
like you dont even need to time it tightly 😭
U guys dont know how bad i am
Except red Attacks?
Kinda true but iirc theres a delay thing if you spam it
So much of what could've been interesting, explanatory, sincere was replaced by emotional manipulation, with half-baked, genuinely unfunny attempts at humour catered for "broad American audience" sprinkled in.
For example, ||the astrophages and why they are a danger was barely explained. The alien was presented as a human child in the body of an alien, how Ryland learned to communicate with it was simplistic and how he managed to eventually speak with it freely without a computer wasn't explained AT ALLL. The spaceship dynamics weren't all there either.||
The visual effects were neat ig but that's not something you remember after watching a film.
It could've been SO MUCH better, but nah had to cater to tards as usual
yeah but even then worst case you can just run away
mama bird feeding its adopted big baby
Or jump away
Unless its a mikiri counter (lunge or whatever)

your poise will build up more but its nothing drastic
Yea Mikiri is Anti-Stab only with dodge-forward
Hi Prime
Thrust attack*
holy chud
wasnt prime banned
Hes in his prime
lol what?
Thats his alt
are you stoobid
I definitely prefer sekiro deflecting than all DS rolling all the time
too many people here get banned for me to keep track
U can also parry in ds
yes 
what you been upto, old fart
It's why I also like playing Khazan the first berserker
Its cooler and more effective in sekiro tho
Peak mentionned
I am only sad they didn't introduce Knuckles/Fist weapons
Prepping for a few hunts this coming season, there's been one too many wildfires though so i've been busy.
Black bears are juicing up on blueberries.
That would've been really cool, i love fist type weapons in games
yeah, it's been dry spring
Mhm.
Suplexing people or choke slamming them like you did with Phantom in First Boss fight was peam
Wait was that 2nd fight?
Yea it was 2nd, Yeti was the first
It's a cold late spring/may though, we've been staying below freezing for a while.
@frank hearth the multi billionaire dollar companies future depends on a singular game
what
Anyhow, you literally picked the fucking heavy armour dude that is bigger than you and slammed him into the ground

yeah it's been similar here, it doesnt know if it wanna be winter or spring
Bipolar weather, lol.
i mean sunday when driving to work it was sunny and barely any clouds and snowing
this morning leaving work it was overcast and snowing but like 7c

weekend should be nearly 20c and sunny 
Resurrection ftsoa lmtsr elden arts malevolance severance.
Might not be borka after all.

Just going to have to wait for the 7.3 idi truck mention.
2.4 d4d better 
Mhm.
I scrolled up and saw "if only metro was made by battle state games"
can we ban that guy
like permanently

get his ass gone
anyways, time to go change break pads 
Have fun.
beep beep
they havent since the 70s so its ok
Fair enough

the clickbait is good today

house 
vintage story is peak
@frozen void @olive coral 
tarkov it self is queer representation
😭
big fucking ballista
feesh
rotate the camera down 90 degrees rq
Gun cloud
It fired
Bro is tryingto catch an upskirt? 
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He defo likes it up the ass
vaseline enjoyer
it's him
@proven tundra hey rat
weird

What the hackkkkkk


Borka.

amazing
it adds a dart pistol that has an alternative dart where you can revive players by shooting em
1 funny thing is
you can also hit enemies with this dart
healing them back to full hp

so you can """"accidentally"""" heal the minigun bulldozer back to full hp
Medium shack
This is just the temporary upstairs
need more building materials
ohh

fellas the linux pipeline is real
@sick trail I be thinking how to change my theme and shit now to configure my desktop
@proven tundra @oblique belfry @pliant chasm
wait since when did you move to linux
like 3 days ago
like 3 days
damn
Yeah
how is it ?
well
so far I've tried 3 distros
ubuntu , mint and Fedora KDE
ubuntu felt too corpo like
mint felt too basic
fedora is just right for me
for the moment
anything above ubuntu is loser larp
reason why i dont like linux is because most of the games / apps refuses to be compatible with it
in short doge , it's perfect for what I need
its not 2010
due to steam deck and proton thousands of games are compatible
however there are certain ones whose anticheat doesn't work on linux

ye
everything else is fair game
the "we care about you" anticheats
and runs perfectly

even nvidia drivers are supported to a pretty large extend
though if u have AMD driver support is better on linux
due to the steam deck running modified arch (btw) , if a game is supported on the deck
it will MOST likely run on linux
as long as it's one of the popular distros and not something from the depths below such as justin bieberOS














