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he still got a point
he wont just get queued with fresh idiots
usually
if valve doesnt do valve magic like always
fuck this vr mission
AND IT DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A FUCKING UPGRADE
ACTUAL DOGSHIT
only way theres a chance you queue into someone whos fresh new is if they queue with someone whos in that rank and then its a 50/50 on whether or not they get put in low or high
did you think about 100%?
but valve just does funni where the longer you are in the elo you are in the harder it is to get out
like what is this shit
no im doing vr missions cuz sometimes they give upgrade
like you cant derank either
because seeing it rn, i think you need to s rank specific combat encounters for it 
its impossible
hp upgrade
ive been bouncing eternus 6 (highest rank) and ascendent 6 which is 2nd highest rank for like 2 months now
my main steam account will never leave silver in cs
because i spent way too much time there when i just played for fun with friends and now my mmr is harddriven into the mud
like premium is alright but any normal map mmr is fucked
its not very fun when EVERYTHING MOVES LIKE A HUNTER
hey man let me be annoying in peace
finished main game ?
This gave me a chuckle
lost judgment detected
put off lost judgment for quite a while, finished the first one tho
now for every yakuza game, a 60hr marathon
just like me fr fr
vergil gaming
i got it back in 2023
didnt finish until last year
and then played infinite wealth nonstop
I like how SP is much more lenient in acquiring in lost judgment compared to the first game
fuck the free VR passes and doing long runs for money for those hug bombs
u mean urparp?
oh its first time u getting there
damn
that requires realware 75+
no I've done it on old patches
but maybe I just fluked a win out
What is yakuza about even
I LOVE CHAINSHOT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Is it a beat em up
this game is so fucking dogshit
yes
Or rpg
with 7 hour cutscenes
if its with urparp take ion or entropy weapon against him
minigames
otherwise u fucken cooked my dude
yakuza is a story series with minigames
it's like if kojima was a weeb instead of a westernboo
no it's just the shitty mars mission 
where you find the monolith
the yakuza games are good
I mean he is a pretty big weeb as well
its easy 
From what i know at least
you get what i mean
These fucking warhead bots keep spawning out of nowhere 
they both have long ass cutscenes and over the top shit
But yeah he likes his western movies
people will tell you that the like a dragon games are bad because they have turn based combat but ignore them
nah its realware guys who is dropping them

they not infinite dont worry 
real yakuza players play for the story
i love my chud schizophrenic son ichiban kasuga
it's part of the LARP as a dragonquest hero
me really like this snake style
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@marsh cargo @carmine laurel @zealous depot Interesting ship there marvel...looks familiar

What ship is that

That's literally an Avenger Titan 
The balance of power has shifted
Like no attempt made to even hide it
welp time to turn chicomoztoc into a toxic world
can I be a tanker again 
I actually don't understand why they beef so much with each other, they have positive disposition

It's probably all that negative relations Hegemony keeps fucking giving to everyone because they refuse to stop fighting other factions when the alliance votes to stop

Also lets not forget this one marvel did aswell

It's not as blatant but dear god marvel
OH
and don't forget
Understood
Killing Tri-Tach (they are somehow responsible)
We stole the devilfish lmao
rekt

frostfang or normal
got the scene
which one
is this that hotline miami ahh game
yuh
but is fun
this
i dont think he can look at all
???

u beat boneyard? 
I'm still at work 
Now excuse me while I do this 67 step process to make an iron ingot
meh

starts seizing
6...7...6....7...67....67...67
rabies

Someone post the video of that guy doing 67 like 300 times
im something of an archiver
@timid hollow wanna hop on vc to see me game oxto?
Someone was like "It's the new quinjet design" and like it's similar but that outline is like 1:1 avenger titan, including gun on front.
its so clearly the avenger that I didnt even need to look at it twice
Like this is not similar enough to that outline in that comic panel
The cockpit glass is too wide in the "quinjet" to possibly be that outline
Uni slander
i dont need to hit tl
i see fediel and veruzia
i know were this is going
its in the exact same pose that it is on the wiki
the snoop droop
literally the first image if you search avenger titan

I have to double take to see if the craft is not bended to one side
Turns out its just very
Yoga ish
Uniii
car
It's the penguin
Uni drop
car
I also sent the time they traced the devilfish from w40k
And the totally not a Herc-pin
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They legit ported those models into source from DoW apparently
which is why the turrets are the wrong size
they even have the same fucking color
oh

It'd be fucking legendary if kermit came and was like super fucking hostile the ENTIRE time
It'd be peak

then the "please wrap it up" sign comes in with a steel chair


peak guns
it's kinda funny that my least used weapons are shotgun and rockets
hey man they were my bread and butter in etneral
its was a too good opportunity to pass up 
it goes to show how good the new weapons are
especially skull grinder and chain shot
jesus fucking christ
i wanna kms
i hate senator
dude
what the fuck is this fight
in sam dlc
its a good revolver 
it doesn't let me attack once
just dash spams
over and over and over and over
my thumb fuckin hurts

peak boss design
||git gud||
i hope kojima fucking dies

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT
take break
this isnt that many tries
this is like my 6th
but oh my fucking god
i just dash dashdashdashdashdashdhsahdashdas
over and over
literally not being able to attack once
because of dash spam


senator legweak
iirc you're supposed to parry
i tried that but he said "no i dont think you will"
and ignored my parries
its shining red like every enemy
but nope
just doesnt care
sam does the parry anim
but nope
just ignores the guard
and still damages me

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

well
I can tell you
you can do one quick attack when he begins charging a grab
and then gtfo
rinse repeat 
thats what im doing

man idr him doing this against me
sword deals 0.1% damage
wtf 
LIKE FUCK IS THAT MAN
JUST STRAIGHT UP GOES BEHIND ME "nothing personal kid" STYLE

How did you go from 113 health down to 32 😭
@timid hollow @zealous depot dont you dare defend this bullshit
Excuse me?
senator hits hard
first clip he takes a hit goes from 113% to 76%
YOU CANT PARRY THAT 
i think that means you're supposed to do something special
neat detail
@oblique belfry you need to taunt 
senator ragestrong

intsructions unclear i lost 2 pastes
do i actually have to taunt
unc is aura farming
according to reddit thread
i just remember that sam senator was the hardest boss in the game

@marsh cargo
im busy getting my ass whooped hold on
What the hell was her plan
ALOOO ????
now I know how the enemies feel in Ninja Gaiden when I spam the most op attacks one after another
dude did a whole ass spin
fuck them corpos izuna drop spams
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gone
cthulu is coming
surely with all the eldritch that was in this game means a new quake is coming!

actual dogshit
i was having such a fucking blast
cuz i liked sam's gameplay so much more
but fuck senator man
jesus christ
horrible boss design

i didnt record this cuz i didnt have obs open
but i was streaming the game to friend
he did 4 circles around me
one time
even he was laughing out loud
saying "he can fucking do that ?"
and he played a lot of mgr back then
completely normal human btw. no enhancements
he should've almost died like raiden to get enhancements then
because oh my god
senator 🥀
i got ptsd now
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ah right I forgot TDA goes the lazy lovecraft route
funnily enough we have this whole system called "e-devlet" where you can do everything related to you in this government app and it contains E V E R Y I N F O
and these fucking morons are now making laws to enforce this app into social media apps
so you have to enter your fucking whole life information
on TWITTER
or insta
1 simple data breach
boom
your addresses / credentials / family tree
everything
imagine losing your entire life's work just because you said "l ratio" to some fuck who knows how to data breach
reach through the screen and kill them
wish granted
come here you
what
imma kiss ya
now before starting this 2nd dlc
That's the funny thing about the internet and being safe on it. I could just show my social security number to a bunch of strangers online and most people don't actually know what to do with it
@copper vapor @timid hollow is it as cancer as sam dlc
no
"My body says yes, but my lord says no."
pressed enter too early
thats the thing
if it was lets say this channel group
sure
most of us probably wouldn't know what to do with it
but imagine applying this rule on vast apps
like twitter / insta
how the fuck a wig gives you infi ammo
raiden goes super saiyan
It's also like, people seem to think hacking is a guy with a hood having a bunch of numbers on his screen. What actually happens is you're at a cafe, you walk away from your laptop for like a minute but don't log out. Some guy walks by, doesn't steal it, but quickly plugs a USB in, then unplugs it after 10 seconds. Cool, nobody saw, now there's a ton of malware on your PC. My favourite part is how everyone thinks a virus is gonna be noticeable. A bad virus is something you'll immediately see, a great one is malware that'll have one part that you'll notice and delete, but the actual nasty bit got tucked away somewhere as something you'd never notice, so now you think you got rid of it.
ye i know those
forgot the name
wire usb ?
worm usb ?
you just plug it in and bam
Cyber security is 10% obvious and 80% "How the fuck would you ever realize it happened unless you know exactly what they just did"
isn't most of the breaches happen when the guy does what the company does ? like i dont know anything about code security but for example lets say company does "a b c d" so all the guy has to do is "a b c d" to get in
i forgot the term for this
smth with back
i used to know it
A lot of social engineering too
I was thinking to moving to EU before, but all the privacy bullshit is making me reconsider
yeah dont
We will see in a couple years
Netherlands is still resisting it, everything else is a lost cause
Lightning chud pirate software once explained (it's very true and actually great advice) how data breaches happen at companies realistically, and it's 100% accurate. Someone calls the company, asks "Hey, I might apply here, do you know any good restaurants in the area incase I get a job?" and of course, you're gonna answer and say a few good ones. Alright, so now they're gonna go hang out around those restaurants and look for people who work at that company. Employee laptop, uniform, nametag, etc. Then they do the same thing as before, or other stuff like having mini cameras disguised as random objects at their table that they position within view of your laptop screen so they can just watch all the passwords and info you put in there. If you think that's too complex and not realistic, that's literally why it works. A majority of cyber security threats are things the average person will assume is just made up or not possible.
It's meant to be shit the average person will never assume to be the case
Good "hackers" are people who are actually very good at social interaction
or looking normal and nonsuspicious
literally 90% of what movies / medias show when the hacking segment hits
Really? I feel like it's the opposite. "Hacking into the mainframe."
That's every film
no not like that
i saw few clips / watched few medias of what you said being the case
person is in restaurant / cafe
laptop out on open
insert usb
gone
Because it works
"im in"
wait where is that guy shilling his usb

found it
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isn't this guy a farud
I wouldn't be surprised
One of the ways me and my friends have theorized someone could do it is working at a place that has a register and takes credit/debit cards, putting a tiny hidden camera somewhere that can see the worker running the machine, and within view of their hands. So if the customer hands their card over, the camera will see it in their hand and might record the card itself. They won't use any of that footage while they work there, but when they quit they'll leave the camera so they can just skim through the footage and see if they can grab any cards.
D A M N
I think cybersecurity is interesting so I like thinking about this stuff
yea
you never know at this point
thank god i dont leave any of my shit out in the open 
everything is safe in house
A lot of people don't think it can happen as fast as it can
and go to jail 
truly a genius plan
you think a dollar store is gonna notice a late night employee putting a small camera someplace you wouldn't notice?
A lot of the methods people use are super unorthodox and odd
That makes perfect sense
it doesnt on the point were most cards dont have numbers on them anymore
Mine does 
mines dont
That's the thing. It doesn't have to work every single time, it just has to work sometimes, even once.
and you are going to steal the 20 dollars some poor idiot that goes to a dollar store has


i found 20 bucks on the ground at a publix a few years ago
did i steal that

i bought judgment with that
sam isn't the type of guy to stealth


I LOVE EXPLOSION SCREEN WHITEOUT 
Sam is too cool for stealth, duh
fair enough
Mfw my face is exposed to ultra radiation smh my h
on ong for fr

Suing pyr for my eyesight

I don't know why the replays are being recorded at such low resolution but this is a good representation of what I have to go through while playing this game 
Holy migraine 
this is why i turn the flash off 
The flash stays ON unless you have a condition that forces you to turn it off
Otherwise you're a PUSSY
BURN YOUR EYES
FEEL THE IMMERSION

your gendered insults mean nothing to me doll man
It's not gendered

Oi, delet that, I didn't allow you to post my photos online
doll man


i love how
you can stealth kill this big mech
and people dont give a fuck
"where is our big mech ? oh well guess it went somewhere else"
i would look the other way
if some fuckass robot dog killed a giant mech
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING MIRROR DUNGEON GAME
KJH YOU BASTARD
I got a Zweihander @copper vapor @static axle
go play lobotomy corporation I guess
or take yourself to hamhampangpang
i did not expect that to work
man i love emp
😋

Whered ya find it
i guess sam dlc was this short as well

I do have that 2handed sword near starting town that has those crosses on the pommel. I might run that simply for the looks@cunning bronze
3³
I don't even play greatsword but I'm gonna craft this for the lulz. Such a perfect name
guess i will learn how to play gwent this time

Will you tho 
yea it's very short
Khamsin fight is cool
but that's it
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cool song too
o
it's a message. save yourself.
< doge
I must play cards. Cards good. Children's cardgame good
Fuck you! I hope you and your family have a nice christmas
2010-2015 games man
fug I don't have the mats

"wtf is a balanced game design"
what's next on the list doge
like i've said
i really wanna play farfarwest
games don't have to be balanced to be fun 
peak choice
oh i know that
really fun game
its just that this shit was aids for me
u played it ? 
a co-op only salad of helldivers, hunt showdown and... I guess drg
people are really saying its hd2+drg
even devs themselfs
made a short about it
you drop on the map, there's a main objective to do, several points of interest/side stuff to do
main objective summons a boss
you kill the boss and go to extract
you summon the extract and have to hold out until it arrives just like hd
so just like hd2
except there is actually side content
what are the side content ? 
the risk of rain experience
(will never forgive the nerf of the raincoat)
man ciri looks so ugly as a kid
the miko has arrived 
ahem. as i was saying few hours ago
Goodbye raiden
for good now 
i forgot about dlc's
but thanks to gex i remembered em
holy shit GS is slow
@timid hollow fuck you for making me suffer for an hour with senator
my most memorable moments will be these
Fuck this game

oh i didnt know they got frontpage ad
thats neat

ye
i gotta lay down a bit
i mean the stun and damage is mad
this mgr marathon was draining as fuck
but its just so slow
and the big hit is from a third-stage charged combo
last i checked i had 423 minutes 
Part of the Hernand church quest line, you have to do several to unlock that quest. Drops from a boss
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oh wow wonder what ill recommend
hmm
lets see
fuck the meta slaves
go anima or arbiter
ya
I hope I get a cool augment
hery hey sms ams hey sam gmrg
surely
whar
actually
idk
okay!
i wassss gonna ask for a streaaam
but you already stabbed me 37 times earlier with trepang
GREED
yes

slide kicks you into a shotgun blast into a mid air grab into a necksnap into a grenade toss into a shooting the nade
its up 2 you either way
i think me chicken is done cooking
still need to watch this movie
Sam whya re you playing FEAR
my two fav BOYS
@marsh cargo oh pray Machine Spirit
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since when the fuck did health make phonk
it was space groove!
i got my chiken
guess you are going space groove now
I'm groovy
since u got AS go teemo carry
she STARTED
without saying yes or no to my QUESTION
nami when you get her
@quiet abyss appease the machine spirit
Praise the Omnissiah!

no stream
AND THEN THE VERMINTIDE WILL DESTROY THE LANDS
do you even understand tft ? 
YES YES
yes?
i watched her play it
before
several times
play it 
kill the wretched smoothskin-no furs, yes yes
give in to gambling
that would break you and sams rule of dont play league
gweb carry
oh right
THE LAW IS THE LAW
forgot tft is locked into the client
ON PC THAT IS 
mobile has standalone version
props also requires client
wait does dota 2 have a tft
dota 2 is the start of all this
league was like "damn dota 2's idea is great. How about we try it ?"
TFT DEADLOCK CAN BECOME REAL
CHIBI IVY 
my peak skaven impression was ignored
guess i die
I JUDGE YOU IN SIGMARS NAME! - Saltpile

bro larping as me when i dont get an answer in 2.5 pictoseconds
i know they released an anime trailer
but is it like a very popular manga or smth
i dont know who dis guy is
its the only thing i know from the manga
but whats the anime about
Dunno if its peak yet
bouta do sum bullshi soon @blazing maple
SINCE I CANT FUCKING DO LIMBUS UNTIL ONE MORE HOUR
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This is a complete nit-pick but who in the hell named this track lol? "Dark Light Strike", It's just 3 words mashed together.
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but what clan do i play...
i already did ikit claw and mr mutator
i mean i could always play ikit again
-# anything but continuing fire emblem bro
its time
how are we feelin on the ourple and silver?
royalty
Motherfuckers are copying my ship names 
i take this as a good
you should play D4 next and hate yourself
D4 good right?

diablo ?
no
not feelin it
DIVISION 4

i will NEVER and EVER will download a GACHA game
in my entire life
note this somewhere
i swear on my family line
Doge doesnt have moneys for gacha
also that

it's easier to be F2P in nte than others
they're hella generous, no 50/50 with carry over
but fair

@verbal lodge play Division Resurgence
beeg ship
i already played divison 1, hated myself
never again
Shit looks like ark map
take the brick
you know you want it
I took it but I don't have enough big strong men to crew it
invictus works thematically well with your fleet
No
Didnt know
I have always been using it
So I got the terrorist Invictus, now I need to get the...
Funny orbital station turned into a ship ship
I have variable assemblers running exploration packages on multiple colonies, I can afford maintenance
Game's ass
You were shilling Endfield when it came out too and it's the middiest of mids to ever mid
??????
Offtopic

oh shit
endfield release was shit, and the game's quality didn't change much throughout
i have full belief this time around

trust
No

No I don't trust you one bit

Just to clarify I don't want the game to fail, I just don't trust you specifically
What game is apparently ass
nte launch is already off to a good start i'd say
better than ake rewards wise, coupled with the better gacha system (not a high bar)

2 5 star selectors, and 50 pulls as soon as you make an account
they're going all out, but i'll stay pessimistic
Now back to scamsector
wow both scenes are from wolfenstein 2
that's crazy
i thought you conquered the sector
new run?
I don't necessarily want to use the big funny ship
there's a scene where BJ calls the german "white nazi bastards" or something along those lines
No I want to at least finish the academy storyline
But I'm busy not doing it
yesss
wow that reminds me of gfl where the characters often call an entire faction "white trash"

because they use white outfits
And are trash
you don't skip the academy questline when starting?
i usually do that cuz it's so boring
and just wanna get straight to fast travelling
I mean the faction as a whole
Brother I always start with the tutorial enabled
Want to know a funny trivia
damn
On my very first run I didn't speed up time once
It's awfully close

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ok these are funi
The fucking omni man one 
do not refer to them by that name


coca cola es fumo
Pregfumo incoming
la vecinita tiene un toho
But not now cause bedge
Ohhhh
Fair point fair point

Krast won't even be online, he'll just get a spider sense on when you're starting to make the emoji 
@copper vapor hirabami piss me off
theyre just a pain in the ass
especially in threes
not hard
just a pain
they sit up in the air
and spam attacks, at least im good at blocking
but still annoying
poop and flash
flash
promote pack mechanic
first thing you do when you show it is give the players massive poo
genius
using the ammo it drops feels good
Gm chat 
gn chat 
bro thinks you play wilds
theyre a wilds only thing?
yes
well I can only say for sure that it's not in World
I haven't completed Iceborne yet so no idea if it could've been there but apparently not 
but theyre these bitchass flying snake assholes
or smth
lizard snake doohickeys
and they piss me off
they spend the whole fight in the air pretty much
Seem? 

weekend
time to eat and go sleep
Imagine getting rekt by a monster
i didnt tho

Flash em
im no bowgun dweeb
i will make sure to carry an abundance of 50000 flash pods and bombs

because theres 3 of them, if i used one flash pod for each time they fly up
id run out on the first one
this is false

how is it false that its hard to hit something thats flying when youre not able to fly

WITH?
MF THEN GO GET THEM
besides its one enemy i only fought them for the materials for evasion charm
best thing i can make currently
i dont really have any reason to fight them ever again
throws wrench, wasnt effective
buddy expects me to be gathering shit
im here for hunting monsters

not gathering like a nerd
worthless ass hunter
i dont intend to actually interact with mechanics

interacting with anything besides combat mechanics is too much, unless i want something and i need something from it
the tips you gave dont help me
"use this" i dont have that
"make this" i dont even have the RECIPE
like fuck off man, i cant make it yet, or im missing shit
so what am i to do? just manifest shit into existance
i have dung pods, yes
hopeless
emphasis on the "missing shit" part
flashbugs are everywhere too btw

i dont want to gather things
i dont care to
i didnt know i was signing up for gathering shit
imagine crying about an enemy and refusing to use game mechanics, thats like saying enemies are hard in cs and refusing to shoot your gun

hunter-gatherer
they dont call me the gatherer, so i dont bother much
bro is not gonna survive high rank




