╟❓general-offtopic

[tiny notch]

richest*

[oblique belfry]

guess ill change it just for you

Oh shit its sam fight time

[upbeat verge]

do all distros come with libre office?

[tiny notch]

no but all can install it

[upbeat verge]

my teacher was onto something all along

[quiet abyss]

Bp? Bean points

[tiny notch]

any app will be on any distro unless its distro developed, like the ubuntu app store

[copper vapor]

I know but it's the one that stuck with me

[upbeat verge]

I find it hilarious that the fonts are individually installed on the app manager

[copper vapor]

and just further proves that I hate lovecraftian cosmic horror

I just can't vibe with it

[upbeat verge]

the goated app

absolutely GOATED

[oblique belfry]

👀

[upbeat verge]

LETS DANCE

[thick plover]

doge I swear you bought this game like yesterday

[oblique belfry]

not bought

was on library

[upbeat verge]

woah

almost a disaster

[real aspen]

can ya'll pronounce rakshasa

[upbeat verge]

yes I can

[copper vapor]

it's not a long game

[oblique belfry]

wdsadwadsawdd2

[upbeat verge]

damn so true twin

[thick plover]

TBF

depends on difficulty

hard difficulty kicked my ass ngl

[copper vapor]

famous last words

[thick plover]

literal first section of the game ur fighting that gorilla enemy and it does so much damage

[upbeat verge]

if u start with hard in MGR

the game will demolish you

because youre meant to gradually play the difficulties and unlock stuff

[oblique belfry]

i am playing on hard

[copper vapor]

hard ain't THAT hard, c'mon

[upbeat verge]

its not

its tedius

and annoying

[thick plover]

its not hard I just forgot the difficulty names

[copper vapor]

if revengeance mode was available from the start and you played it on a fresh save I can imagine it being cbt
but hard on a fresh save was fine

[thick plover]

its the one you get after beating the game for the 1st time

[copper vapor]

revengeance

[thick plover]

yea that one just changes the enemy encounters

[upbeat verge]

revengeance was ez once I understood perfect parries

[thick plover]

and adds shit to the bosses

[copper vapor]

yea it's peak

I love when game difficulties actually change the game

instead of le boring "enemies have 2x health and do 2x damage"

[upbeat verge]

doom difficulty :)

[real aspen]

yea those are cool

[copper vapor]

to this day a great example of good difficulty design

[latent hazel]

sadly a very easy bossfight

[upbeat verge]

oh u wanna choose a harder mode?
50 000 chaingunners upon ye ,

[latent hazel]

in fact all boss fights in mgrr are

[real aspen]

yearly reminder that i beat mgrr without parrying when i first played it, because i never learned that parrying is a thing

[brittle karma]

wuh

[real aspen]

so yea it's not particularly difficult

[timber oxide]

Hey look it's the genshin ui

[latent hazel]

even just blocking with no parry its still ez

[real aspen]

as in, just beating it is not difficult
beating it while playing well is

[real aspen]

i didnt know that either

[latent hazel]

...oh

[tiny notch]

fonts are installed via packages so its the smae spot

[real aspen]

i just used the uhhh

evasive offensive or what it was called

[latent hazel]

Z

[real aspen]

other than that just spacing and persistance

you can imagine monsoon was pain

[latent hazel]

@real aspen you do realize you played how DSP would

[copper vapor]

I love the fact that MGRR has one of the best designed parry systems to this day

and they also added my absolute favorite dodge button ever, too

[latent hazel]

i wouldn't say so

mgrr parry is okay

[real aspen]

what's a DSP

[latent hazel]

like it's not that satisfying

[copper vapor]

Derbal Space Program

[latent hazel]

DarkSydePhil

https://tenor.com/view/dsp-what-dsp-huh-huh-gif-1163490315579888655

this guy

[real aspen]

[latent hazel]

he's the "played video games for 30 years but is bad at them"

[tiny notch]

im in a very star wars mood for some reason recently

[real aspen]

brother

i was like

idk how many years old but i barely could read english

[copper vapor]

it's still my favorite

[latent hazel]

@real aspen he's the guy that played black mesa and didn't know what a crouch jump is

[tiny notch]

"THEY CHANGED THE PERSPECTIVE AS I JUMPED"

[copper vapor]

hit it a little off-time, you still defend and take no damage
hit it perfectly you get a free instant kill and full heal

and the dodge having an attack of its own

not being merely a defensive move

is peam

[latent hazel]

there's plenty issues as to why i don't agree with the take that it's the best
for example:
it's easy to get the parry because of many opponents chaining attacks very quickly, so if you spam block, you are very likely to hit a parry on accident

there's no special input either for the parry

and it's also way way too strong

for how easy it is to pull off

the "block makes you take zero damage" is also why it's an unsatisfying parry, as you get too much reward for just blocking

[copper vapor]

doesn't need a special input, you just need to be spatially aware of where the attack is coming from and "move" in its direction while attacking

[latent hazel]

like for fighting games for example

a parry makes you not take chip damage on block

[copper vapor]

it's simple, effective and elegant

[latent hazel]

that's just regular block, not parry

[latent hazel]

yeah too simple and too effective

[copper vapor]

parry is the same input, the only difference is the timing

[copper vapor]

true but parry in fighting games is kind of a rare thing

[latent hazel]

which you can very often random into

just because of how the enemies are designed

for example monsoon

he spams his feet at you

so you are nearly guaranteed a parry

[copper vapor]

not sure why that's a bad thing, everyone gets lucky at some point, not just with parrying

[latent hazel]

no no, i'm saying it's not luck
you automatically pull parries off when just normally playing

it's not a skill thing

just how the enemy attacks are

Raiden parry is insanely easy

but Sam parries are insanely fucking hard

just the entire Sam DLC is the final boss of the game

not Armstrong

Sam has no combos of any worth, no Zandatsu outside of parries, his rage ability needs you to do an animation to taunt enemies first, which also BUFFS the enemies

he also just deals very little damage

his entire DLC is parry skill check

now those parries actually take skill

[copper vapor]

hm. didn't feel that way to me

felt like more of the same

except last boss

[green granite]

Isnt Sam just like a very normal dude in the entire game

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Dude didnt have enhancement

[oblique belfry]

-# no the fight didnt take so long i had to go afk mid fight

[green granite]

Except for his arm cuz it was ripped off

[latent hazel]

no he has an exoskeleton and a mechanical arm

[marsh cargo]

Thats the standard now

[latent hazel]

well i mean you're wrong then, sam has basically not a single tool in his playset outside of parry

[copper vapor]

I have that exact screenshot saved

[latent hazel]

he has some charge moves but none of them break limbs up for zandatsu

[copper vapor]

and I played mostly by parrying so...

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna add genshin ui to starsector

[latent hazel]

cause like it's the only way to play sam lol

[copper vapor]

I meant raiden

I played the entire game by parrying

so by the time I reached Sam's DLC it was the same thing I was already doing

[latent hazel]

you can, and i am also convinced the parry is just easier on raiden too lmao

yeah i read online just now

not only is the parry window shorter

he also has startup lag on the parry start too

[oblique belfry]

vro

[pliant chasm]

yapan moment

[copper vapor]

kojima moment

[proven tundra]

Afternoon nap: complete

Time for some vintaging

[timber oxide]

The 8 step process continues

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/NobleActuaI/status/2049461287290024361?s=20

NobleActua🄻 (@NobleActuaI)

https://t.co/6JAmE9HjIK

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 29, 2026, 12:10 PM

KILL YOURSEL-

fuckers posting halo and never ping me

[oblique belfry]

blame sparter

[copper vapor]

you're not the boss of me

[timber oxide]

@marsh cargo

[pliant chasm]

damn this place looks crazy

[sour rivet]

alright how about

[real aspen]

hope there are no vampires there

[sour rivet]

THIS

https://x.com/InvincibleHQ/status/2049526688426430859?s=20

INVINCIBLE (@InvincibleHQ)

No new episode this week, so how about an everything we can tell you about Season 5 post

X · Apr 29, 2026, 4:30 PM

[pliant chasm]

[arctic flicker]

get yourself some grandmaster gear for that drip

[pliant chasm]

ay

working on it

[oblique belfry]

"conquest will...not be back"

rip budget

[sour rivet]

hes dead

[oblique belfry]

he was the only one that brought the animations back

[sour rivet]

thragg

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-thraggin-invincible-gif-gif-12423240024526844481

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Hey look at this suspicious looking guy, he says his name is Carl

[pliant chasm]

went to random caves with psychedelic shrooms

start seeing naked women

[timber oxide]

Nice

Can I have some of those shrooms

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/wm5a8vrIfBw?si=3bAqY55tzP83b1b7
@pliant chasm

mythical , legendary or something youtube pull

[rocky turtle]

holy peam

[marsh cargo]

Im sorry birb

[proven tundra]

The age of iron shall soon be upon us

[timber oxide]

Lore accurate

[tiny notch]

i cannot wait to get a better chair

i hate "gaming" chairs

gimme a good mesh office chair

[marsh cargo]

Migu why

[copper vapor]

rel

[marsh cargo]

My chair died yesterday

[arctic flicker]

duct tape the chair back together

[marsh cargo]

I had already done that

Theres nothing left to tape it too

[arctic flicker]

more tape

[marsh cargo]

Nah nah
I need wood 2x4s

[tiny notch]

it went up even even even more

im never getting this shit

whys it so expensive

[timber oxide]

Time to sect my stars

[prisma cape]

Are you starring your sectors

[oblique belfry]

oh hi

[timber oxide]

I may be sectoring my stars fr fr

[timber oxide]

That thing was just casually hidden there btw

[arctic flicker]

time for the sickass boss fight and ost

[oblique belfry]

the memes

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-dancing-gif-26526437

[oblique belfry]

their memes

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-source-i-made-it-up-sauce-take-that-gif-26625795

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-source-is-when-the-source-is-reliable-reliable-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-gif-27116155

[upbeat verge]

well technically anything in this world is made the fk up

[copper vapor]

you're made up

[arctic flicker]

words are made up to facilitate communication

[static axle]

Damn ivan, did you drink smart serym

[upbeat verge]

so are you

full baked creampie

[copper vapor]

drank the smart milk

[green granite]

The hell

[copper vapor]

straight from the tap

[green granite]

Why is this 585 😭

[onyx vigil]

well i was at the gym today and i walked at the treadmil for 1 hour and lost 400 calories and walked 6 km

at mostly 6.4 - 6.8 kmph

[green granite]

I lost like 1000 cal yesterday for walking 11 miles

[onyx vigil]

damn

[green granite]

Could be more since its a lot of elevation

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sales-gorilla-social-gorilla-gorilla-sales-gorilla-attention-grabbers-gif-4723950369030094149

[green granite]

But map only track flat ground

[onyx vigil]

bruh 11 miles is 17 km

[green granite]

Yeh

Took me 3 hours

My legs are completely died today

[onyx vigil]

okay but literally walking 18 km you lose about 200 more calories for about 0.3km more

[green granite]

Damn

[onyx vigil]

which is basically 360 - 420 steps

[green granite]

To be fair the trail we walk has a lot of up hill

And we do carry weight w us so we were losing a lot more

We just end the hike because of time and we ran out of supplies

[onyx vigil]

oh ok

[real aspen]

[green granite]

@onyx vigil i did longest one 3 weeks ago it was a 14 miles total

But the down side is that its not on a normal hiking trail it was a wilderness route

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[green granite]

So we have to walk on path that is not laid and having to cross rivers

[onyx vigil]

ok bro

[green granite]

That one was way more painful to walk

[arctic flicker]

sword fight with the crab

[oblique belfry]

this mf just lifted the entire mech

what is raiden made out of

[green granite]

Plot armor

[arctic flicker]

non-nanomachines

[green granite]

Why is he made out of raiden

Is raiden like

Stupid?

[left mantle]

He's solid

[arctic flicker]

metal gear solid

[green granite]

Isnt he Rising

[oblique belfry]

dudes playing soccer with raiden

1 more thing i noticed

why is it always raiden's chin

[chilly loom]

What the hell

[upbeat verge]

hi alt of person

[oblique belfry]

why is senator so right about murica

[left mantle]

You concern me.

[oblique belfry]

beats the fuck out of a guy
talks about america
lits cigar

[left mantle]

@carmine laurel Arams later?

I know it's late right now

[carmine laurel]

any chance I can talk you into pirate game instead?

[left mantle]

which one

[carmine laurel]

windrose

[oblique belfry]

the line

[left mantle]

Honestly not to interested in it myself

[carmine laurel]

hm. Is very valheim cross black flag

[left mantle]

My interest just isn't enough to justify the 30

[carmine laurel]

damn you get shafted by regionals

its half that for me

[tiny notch]

1 hour download
take shower
zone out
10 minuite download

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-boss-cool-like-a-boss-mine-gif-21347450

i sped it up so fast

[left mantle]

Outside of that I hope deadline went well

Also 4.8 shaping to be an "interesting" patch

[oblique belfry]

why tf is the qte all flickery

the fuck

props obs moment

[copper vapor]

gpu dying

[proven tundra]

The first iron working

[marsh cargo]

Armstrong is such a funny character

[carmine laurel]

I wish, I'm still working on it

[left mantle]

[marsh cargo]

Hi shyon

[chilly loom]

I finished the modded sekiro

Im god

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

[carmine laurel]

last chapters intro was 4400 words

current intro is 43000

[left mantle]

[proven tundra]

MATURE FLAX IN YOUR AREA

[marsh cargo]

[marsh cargo]

That is more than 5 pages

[carmine laurel]

[left mantle]

Bro's trying to explain one bush

[copper vapor]

depending on the kind of bush

[oblique belfry]

dude

wtf is this fight

[left mantle]

Tolkien joke gutter-man

[copper vapor]

ey man if it's a woman's bush it could be worth describing

considering what shiyon writes

[real aspen]

reminds me of 'what you see vs what you know'

don't draw a bush
draw an impression of a bush

[ashen iris]

So I decided to finally play and finish Metro Exodus while waiting for STALKER 2 to get "fixed"

And accidentally found something I never even knew about

[copper vapor]

I should do that

I even own the game... bought it 2 years ago but never played it

[ashen iris]

You can fucking detach the first two wagons on the train section

[oblique belfry]

dude

[real aspen]

i wish exodus didnt cuck you if you kill more than 2 people

[ashen iris]

"Are we slowing down"

[oblique belfry]

its so fucking aids to turn the blade

during blade mode

[copper vapor]

yea on mouse it's jank

[oblique belfry]

because of that

i keep getting hit with the giant building

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

that sounds like a skill issue doge

like

no hate

[copper vapor]

what did you think of sundowner doge

[real aspen]

just skill issue

[oblique belfry]

sundowner was good

at least there it didnt require specific blade aim

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/AsbquXCm2I4?si=mi4nXLI34BSa_Gk8

[timid galleon]

just sprint forward

[real aspen]

for a warmonger he sure knows how to sing

nuclear rhymes

[copper vapor]

wait he does, when he pulls up the shields

[oblique belfry]

also how do you stop his healing

[copper vapor]

but at least he stays still waiting for you to break them

[copper vapor]

blade mode and attack the green glowy thing on his back

[oblique belfry]

oohhh

on

no

okay bro

what the fuck is that

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN

HELL NAW THATS FUCKING DIRTY

man

55%

[real aspen]

[zealous depot]

NANITES SON

[real aspen]

doge eldering when

or sekiro

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[tiny notch]

kal's casual use of dark side powers is pretty neat

shows that he kinda just

doesnt care

about the jedi's line

[zealous depot]

Man I'm so glad doge played this

Peak game

[oblique belfry]

fuck this game's pc port

[zealous depot]

I wish raiden would show up in a main line mg game tho again

[timid galleon]

thinks theres going to be a new main line mgs game

[proven tundra]

Hopefully this will be enough charcoal for the winter

[halcyon fossil]

is that a 5x5x5

[proven tundra]

no 🙁

5x5x2

[proven tundra]

I was too lazy to make more

[halcyon fossil]

still a good amount of charcoal

[proven tundra]

can't imagine how much time it would take you to make max size

11x11x11

[halcyon fossil]

you would have to drive at least one tree species to extinction

[marsh cargo]

P!yaris

[muted gyro]

⠀

[oblique belfry]

NO NONONONONONON

AAAAAAA

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

I DIIIIEEEEDDD

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port i hate this port

[frank hearth]

peak

[oblique belfry]

ok so

he does 3 building throws

and each deals 100 damage

or just deletes my hp bar idk

[real aspen]

Cut em

[oblique belfry]

so what i have to do is not get hit until those parts

because its impossible to cut em

with this stupid ass blade movement

i move right it doesnt move

i move it upwards it barely moves

i try vertical it still cuts horizontal

actual dogshit mechanic

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

shut the fuck up sab

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

does anyone have any font reccommendations for my digital clock widget?
something that looks nice

[real aspen]

Have you tried adjusting settings

Sensitivity and shit

[upbeat verge]

if you know any fonts that is
and no I'm not using arebesh or klingon

[zealous depot]

Is doge getting armstronged

[real aspen]

Pc controls for blade mode are jank but not unusable like that

[woven sparrow]

https://youtu.be/0HL10S3BH30?si=HpKi7kYsxGAhzyT2

[upbeat verge]

novice user
posts random crap

[oblique belfry]

they are 100% janky when it requires diagonal slice

[upbeat verge]

how typical

[timid galleon]

sprint forward

[halcyon fossil]

😤 love my shitbox

[oblique belfry]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

AW HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

holy magnets batman

dude borrowed some from monsoon

[upbeat verge]

tbh he is a very non intuitive fight

sundowner is but armstrong is just pure chaos

[oblique belfry]

i legit gotten used to the fight and his patterns

the only major problem is this stupid janky blade cut part

which just removes my entire bar

[upbeat verge]

pc moment

[oblique belfry]

THIS ACTUALLY WORKED ?

im so sorry for not listening to you earlier mr gray name

for your wisdom

[timid galleon]

yeah lol

you just miss out on some damage

[oblique belfry]

OH MY GOD I FUCKING DID IT

[zealous depot]

Doge beat the nanites

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-brick-loudnoises-yelling-arguing-gif-3529701

[oblique belfry]

i cannot believe just running forward

was literally a game winning move

i had 0 paste left too

[covert shard]

@oblique belfry quick nd sudden question

soldier boy is that guy from supernatural right?

the other guy appears aswell in the boys?

[oblique belfry]

i didnt watch supernatural

so idk

fuck you

not that you were a bad boss fight nono

fuck the ones that couldn't do this stupid pc port

[static axle]

Yee

[covert shard]

literally 5 minutes of screen time and yet one of the most memorable characters in metal gear

[left mantle]

Yes, Jensen Ackles plays him

[covert shard]

"MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL AMERICAN PANCAKES HERE JACK

[static axle]

Dean winchester rel name jensen ankle

[covert shard]

the other one

[left mantle]

I also want more Jensen Ackles batman unironically.

[static axle]

Or as my favorite name "jesus ankle"

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

I believe he is also going to make an appearance yes

[covert shard]

i've seen a short with him on the boys

maybe A.I generated

since he had an beard and looked weird

[left mantle]

No it's real

[static axle]

Also sam winchester will be in the boys, Jared Padalecki or as i call him jared padawani

[left mantle]

He is going to be in the latest season

[covert shard]

nice

[left mantle]

In fact I think that epsiode dropped today

Or will

[covert shard]

depends on the timezones

[tiny notch]

playing jedi survivor for the first time

this guys totally gonna betray cal

[oblique belfry]

You are laughing. Wolf got a concussion and you are laughing

50 year old man

[covert shard]

like: it is 5 20 here, soo it might just launched

[static axle]

Jedi survivor is unrealistic game, jedis needs soul and we all know gingers are soulless

[left mantle]

wolf flopping like that because he learned it's a behavior sunny likes will never not be funny

[covert shard]

imagine if they make metal gear rising 2

[proven tundra]

Atlantic time zone

[static axle]

Concussion needs a brain tho

[covert shard]

brazil has like: 4 timezones in it's borders

sooo....

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

Is that the end?

[oblique belfry]

great game

shitty port

9/10

[static axle]

Jesus christ

[covert shard]

it hit his battery, hence why he flopped down

[static axle]

Speedrunner doge

[proven tundra]

We have six? I'm in AST, 1725 rn

[oblique belfry]

fym speedrunner i played only 2 hours for 4 days

game is 7 hours long

i was taking my time

[covert shard]

metal gear rising revengeance is a really short game

[tiny notch]

so far i dont like bode hes annoying as all secondary charaters are and the fact cal ahs a massive friend group now rather than the what 4 people in the first game

[covert shard]

like: 6 or 7 levels counting the bosses?

i swear i am not making this up

[oblique belfry]

you doomed us

[static axle]

2 hours in 4 days and the game is 7? How da hell does that add up

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

i was taking my time

[covert shard]

without the bosses is it like: 4?

[oblique belfry]

so i have 8 hours

[tiny notch]

canon star wars episode btw

[static axle]

Yee but 2 aint 7

[oblique belfry]

hate

[static axle]

6 might be 7

[oblique belfry]

hate actually stop being a retard

[verbal lodge]

gratz gamer
now do it on revengeance mode deathless

or pussy

[oblique belfry]

No

nononononon

NO

i aint doing that shit

[verbal lodge]

pussy

[oblique belfry]

i will gladly call myself pussy

[static axle]

Im just ragebaiting you

[covert shard]

"anakin, we were ported to unreal 2"

"This feels soo unreal!"

[oblique belfry]

and im telling you to stop it

anyways

[zealous depot]

9/10. Not enough memes

[oblique belfry]

9/10

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/nuhuh-zazacat-zaza-cat-nuh-uh-gif-5895922515261135563

[proven tundra]

Oh shit based pull

[tiny notch]

[oblique belfry]

the "hell yeah" game

[covert shard]

"what's your source?"

"I MADE THE FUCK UP"

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

love how like you said

[static axle]

What next

[oblique belfry]

senator was here for like 5 mins

and he is being praised like a main character

[oblique belfry]

probably farfarwest

[zealous depot]

Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy

DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

[oblique belfry]

cuz im really curious about the game

[static axle]

[covert shard]

"what's your secret weapon? senator."

"CHILD SOLDIERS JACK."

[zealous depot]

Bro he's the best part

[static axle]

Would you kindly play bioshock after closecloseeast

[oblique belfry]

mmmmmm

mayhaps

after exams tho

exams in 2 weeks

[covert shard]

the entirety of metal gear rising is an acid trip and it is soo fucking good

i need to replay it on pc

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-thednaofthesoul-memesthednaofthesoul-monsoon-metalgearrising-gif-26431019

[static axle]

I know, you know it, we know it. Aint much exam info in that nogging of yours

[proven tundra]

You're that ninja

[oblique belfry]

ye ye

[proven tundra]

PSYCHO MANTIS??

[oblique belfry]

its boring at this point

[covert shard]

"YOU bastarde! You killed my streamer! I donated 500 dollars for her to say my name!"

"uhm... who is this again?"

"you will never know our base"

"uh. sur-"

"WHICH IS ON [proceeds to give keen details about the secret base location"

[zealous depot]

I still love that doge thought that was a edit, but deadass ITS SOMETHING THAT JUST GETS SAID

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry @proven tundra @static axle @left mantle @pliant chasm

[covert shard]

metal gear for you

[oblique belfry]

i legit thought they were edited

fuck all of you

[left mantle]

"Just like the good ol' days after 9/11" (ACTUAL INGAME DIALOGUE)

[oblique belfry]

thought it was a clip or smth

[covert shard]

"WATCH AS I CONTROL YOU TELEPHATICALLY!"

makes the controller vibrate

My humble reaction: WHA-

[oblique belfry]

whole ass episode

[covert shard]

isn't that from the maxor video?

[tiny notch]

i feel so vindicated when someone i dont like dies as soon as i meet them

[left mantle]

Like it's hilarious how many times max0r just cuts to the ACTUAL audio from the game because it's simply how fucking batshit it is

[copper vapor]

sundowner says that iirc

[upbeat verge]

not the whole episode but a big clip of it

[static axle]

Classic

[left mantle]

The disclaimer yes, but the voiceline is from the game

[covert shard]

oh yeah, the child soldier incubator

or.

[proven tundra]

IRL?

[tiny notch]

yes

[proven tundra]

Note to self: don't meet Rain

[copper vapor]

prime suspect

[covert shard]

"I AM FUCKIN [insert titlecard.mp4]"

[covert shard]

note to self: i am in danger. i angered her

[left mantle]

It's like meeting JD

[oblique belfry]

oh

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125

[tiny notch]

wwhy did u pass me

[copper vapor]

that's JC

[oblique belfry]

@copper vapor

[upbeat verge]

do all S revengeance

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

you didn't use Sam's sword in the last fight?
or does that not count

[oblique belfry]

it didnt open

[zealous depot]

Now play ninja gaiden

[oblique belfry]

i wanted to

[oblique belfry]

but the sword unlocked post senator fight

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

weren't you automatically equipped with it for the second part of the fight

[oblique belfry]

ye

[left mantle]

it doesn't count because it forces it

[copper vapor]

I see

[copper vapor]

He's not ready.

[zealous depot]

no one ever is

[oblique belfry]

gg

goodbye raiden

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

do revengeance mode

fym goodbye

[oblique belfry]

fuck y'all

[copper vapor]

the game starts now

[oblique belfry]

no

[copper vapor]

you did the tutorial

[oblique belfry]

this shit was hella cancer

with the wonky camera work

and aids blade mode

[zealous depot]

Ports are always hit or miss

[oblique belfry]

and this is kojima / konami we are talking about

the mr "i must only make em for console"

[zealous depot]

Death stranding when it comes to menus are ass to navigate on pc

[tiny notch]

i should read more dune

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

and then dohe tells me i dont finish games

what a pussy

[oblique belfry]

i did finish the game dumbass

[upbeat verge]

bot doing revengeance
you basically didnt play the game

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

ok tell me the difference between revengeance and normal

[upbeat verge]

play it yourself and find out :))

[oblique belfry]

no

i aint doing shit

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

unless you tell me

[zealous depot]

That one woman's tits get slightly bigger

[upbeat verge]

well time to pull out the ancient scrolls from 2013 and call you a "noob"

[oblique belfry]

why am i even asking you

google exists

hold on

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

revengeance is the way the game was meant to be played

[oblique belfry]

wow

[upbeat verge]

every other mode is worse than revengeance

[oblique belfry]

more number bloats

[oblique belfry]

brother i couldn't play it on revengeance

max i got was hard

[upbeat verge]

thays because

u dont have anything unlocked

barely and upgrades or the good swords

moron

[oblique belfry]

also rn it says very hard

not revengeance

[frozen void]

Retard

[upbeat verge]

яж ми...

anyway
all youre doing is missing outdoge
nothing much

missing out on a ton of peak

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

i aint suffering for more suffering with this sufferable ass pc port

thank you

[timid hollow]

oh mgr just has the dl missions now

i forgot that

downloading

[real aspen]

I got a small scratch on my thumb earlier today and now it itches like hell

[oblique belfry]

OH SHIT WAIT

DLCS

gex you fuck

i forgot about those

[timid hollow]

they good

[upbeat verge]

hell do dlcs on hard and say he didnt like them

[oblique belfry]

wait i think i dont have em tho

[upbeat verge]

just watch

[hexed stag]

What is the latest project?

[oblique belfry]

brother i never complained about the difficulty

[timid hollow]

you do

[oblique belfry]

infact i thought hard was okay

[oblique belfry]

where

[timid hollow]

dont know but you cant buy them seperate anymore

[oblique belfry]

accidentally clicked vr missions

[timid hollow]

they are part of it

extras or something ig

[oblique belfry]

oh shit nvm

found em

[timid hollow]

idk man give me two hours and i can tell you

ah okay

[arctic flicker]

jetstream samming everywhere

[oblique belfry]

so what

do i just go very hard

as sam

[real aspen]

Turning myself into a citrus bush

[timid hollow]

sam dlc peak

dude has one augment and a pretty good reason for it

[real aspen]

You'll die

[oblique belfry]

then ill go hard

since i already finished the game in hard

might as well

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/6CLFAVCDCc4DZRhnCqhNog?si=faa934fb52d2498b

[oblique belfry]

literally 10 seconds into the tutorial

and this mf can double jump ?

[hexed stag]

Is that some kind of biblical reference?

[timid hollow]

DOGE GETS THE BRAZILIAN MEME AFTER OVER A DECADE

[real aspen]

no I got the scratch while transferring a citrus bush from pot to ground

[timid hollow]

remember, not augments

he just can

[real aspen]

His thighs are so thicc the physics just give up

[hexed stag]

Ah ok. Get well soon!

[oblique belfry]

this mf can taunt enemies

[timid hollow]

raiden could too im 99% sure

[real aspen]

Seriously why is Sam so caked up

... I say as I recall swordsmen having dummy thicc butts and thighs

[oblique belfry]

there never was an option

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo Small funni, doing alad v assassinate and i'm having harrow chassis flashbacks with how much it loves giving mesa chassis

[timid hollow]

could be i misremember

my last time i played the game i didnt know how parrying worked until armstrong so whatever

[real aspen]

My Brother

[timid hollow]

dont ask me, it was on kb/m and i just didnt get how it works with that

[upbeat verge]

scratching my nuts rn

[timid hollow]

on controller no issue but that was broken

[real aspen]

Yea I said it earlier today but when I first played I didn't even know parrying and blocking existed

Rawdogged the whole game

[timid hollow]

i just used the weird dodge

[real aspen]

Same

[oblique belfry]

the scene

[timid hollow]

and i beat sam by just keeping sprinting and pressing attack

[velvet stump]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3110010/FREE_DUROV/

Steam

FREE DUROV

Whats up, fellas!
FREE DUROV isn’t just a horror game; it’s the most meme-packed experience where every detail is steeped in cultural references, humor, and a touch of self-irony. Each challenge requires not only skill and wit but also an appreciation for the clever humor woven in by the developers. You’ll encounter countless Easter egg…

Price

$3.99

Recommendations

295

[real aspen]

I spammed the hell out of the polearm

[velvet stump]

can someone lend me 4 dollars

[upbeat verge]

no

we're all poor

[uneven sapphire]

For what

I can only support gambling

[upbeat verge]

the game

[timid hollow]

you know if it was something like hotline miami or you know something with that level of awesomeness

but i just see a hamster with an eyepatch

[velvet stump]

FREE DUROV the game

[upbeat verge]

or deus ex

[velvet stump]

"FREE DUROV, developed and published by RSK TEAM, is an unconventional and highly creative game that blends elements of horror, strategy, and internet satire into a unique gaming experience. From the outset, the game sets a humorous yet tense tone, drawing players into a fictionalized scenario where they assume the role of Pavel Durov, the well-known tech entrepreneur, navigating a prison environment fraught with obstacles, puzzles, and challenges. The combination of dark humor, social commentary, and strategic gameplay distinguishes FREE DUROV from more traditional indie titles, offering an experience that is both engaging and thought-provoking."

[timid hollow]

should i start?

[timid hollow]

And now a recipe for blueberry muffins

[upbeat verge]

id say yes but its a lenghty journey

[velvet stump]

Pavel Durov is the most well known person in the world

[timid hollow]

eh ill probably keep it for the winter or smth

[upbeat verge]

if you make it through its one of the greatest games you'll ever play

[timid hollow]

i have never heard of him

[upbeat verge]

its that good

[proven tundra]

Eh it was okay

[oblique belfry]

holy fuck

[proven tundra]

I've never had an urge to relay

[oblique belfry]

literally on my 1st fight with sam

[proven tundra]

*Replay

[oblique belfry]

and he plays so different

that hold right click slash is very satisfying

[velvet stump]

can someone buy me battlefield 3

[proven tundra]

No

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

Gtfo

[timid hollow]

you will need dlcs as well for mp

[velvet stump]

i only play battlefield and call of duty for the singleplayer

[proven tundra]

This isn't a begging/game give away server

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/patchy-the-pirate-spongebob-nicktoons-bubble-gif-16638629

[velvet stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878661615631884328/1498773593201442876/KIABobBrickston_roblox_ranger_cag.gif

[copper vapor]

bruv it's 95% off

[timid hollow]

oh god i still have max payne 1 to finish

[velvet stump]

my bank is frozen

[proven tundra]

[velvet stump]

too many trans actions

[copper vapor]

go give someone a handjob at the alley and you can buy it

[left mantle]

allright back to the void with ye

[velvet stump]

i have never seen an alley in my city

[timid hollow]

can someone show him the wall

[proven tundra]

Have you tried cis actions

[hexed stag]

No. Nobody buys games anymore

[timid hollow]

i couldnt think of a good joke goddamn it

[oblique belfry]

i taunted the air trying to use the scanner

but keep forgetting sam doesnt have scanner

[supple lotus]

its spelled cease, as in, you should cease your actions

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

goated game btw

[timid hollow]

so corny at times

[covert shard]

i find the story quite compelling and immersive

i legit played max payne 1 on a potato and BOY i was entertained.

[timid hollow]

its not bad but sometimes its a bit too much

[covert shard]

the theme is simply peak.

[copper vapor]

I released my finger from the trigger. And it was all over.

(except it wasn't)

[covert shard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ

also oh yeah

[timid hollow]

i dont know why but everything about it screams die hard to me

[covert shard]

i have a special vendetta against online gambling sites

[timid hollow]

and the best thing is

i never watched die hard

[covert shard]

THEY ARE SOO FUCKIN' ANNOYING

[timid hollow]

not really at least

[copper vapor]

you should

[covert shard]

now that you mentions it... max payne does have some resemblances with die hard

[timid hollow]

i watched it about halfway then i fell asleep

but it was christmas and we killed a bottle of whiskey so eh

gonna give it a fair chance sometime

[covert shard]

oh? you watched a christmas movie and felt asleep? how compelling

[copper vapor]

watched a christmas movie during christmas

and fell asleep at christmas

after drinking whiskey in christmas

[timid hollow]

xmas

[covert shard]

christmas activities

[copper vapor]

it crima

[covert shard]

it is crismas and i drank not a single sip of alcohol

or wine

[timid hollow]

what should i play

what could i play

hmmm

is it time to reinstall gw2 yet

[covert shard]

let me boot up steam real quick

[timid hollow]

cant really pin down what i would like to play rn

[covert shard]

you could look into this game

rougelike hotline miami

[timid hollow]

holy fuck that looks cool

no money for it rn but on wishlist

oh i like the ost of the trailer

[uneven sapphire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033785083343151197/1099054369506345120/freeze-1.gif

[proven tundra]

Vintage story
Shadow Empire
ICARUS

[uneven sapphire]

good evening

[timid hollow]

vintage eh, not the mind space for shadow empire, icarus meh

[proven tundra]

I'm just listing games I want to play lol

[uneven sapphire]

burned 1800 active calories today so mcdonalds it is

[proven tundra]

But I'm drying the stupid dishes

[timid hollow]

i keep shadow empire until the urge for wargame gets so big that i lock myself in my room for a week

[oblique belfry]

also turns out that "perfect parry = insta stun" feature is for sam

because i swear i never got that shit as raiden

i even did 0.1 second parries

[copper vapor]

for raiden a perfect parry gave you a free zandatsu

[oblique belfry]

you mean the finisher pop up ye ?

where you press x

then it goes into blade mode

[copper vapor]

yes

[oblique belfry]

ye that shit happens with sam a ton more

because i swear i did multiple perfect parries

and it barely gave me a free zandatsu

[copper vapor]

then you didn't

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck then

i did normal parries
i did 0.1 parries
i even just sat still holding guard

whatever

add it to jank list

[copper vapor]

second parry in this vid is a perfect parry
but the enemy parried the auto-counter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSymeaiq5LE

[oblique belfry]

🗿

perfect parry were the friends we made along the road ig

[timid hollow]

90c key

why tf not

[covert shard]

It is quite fun

The ost is a banger

And a tip

The turrets can be shot

[timid hollow]

OH FUCK I HAVE TO FINISH RUINER

[copper vapor]

KILL BOSS

[proven tundra]

another day working the forge

making tools

[copper vapor]

back when I needed 3 fellwings I got 2 after three hunts
now I get 5 (2 from carving, doesn't show here)

thanks, RNG

2 decos tho. nice.

[slim magnet]

jarvis play vamp anthem

[covert shard]

Jarvis... Play bloons td5

[blazing maple]

Jarvis, stroke it a lil

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

but just a lil

[timber oxide]

We're famous

[oblique belfry]

MEMES

[copper vapor]

I suppose it'll be a bit harder to know at a glance when the sword is overheated

[timid hollow]

Im so excited for the moment he finishes the dlc

Shouldnt take too long

[oblique belfry]

1 question

[copper vapor]

wait did you skip Blade Wolf's dlc?

[timid hollow]

Oh yeah thats another thing

[oblique belfry]

am i just gonna fight the bosses i already fought

[oblique belfry]

wait blade wolf is before sam ?

[sour rivet]

hey doge

[oblique belfry]

i started with sam

[timid hollow]

Shouldve done blade Wolf first, the order in menu is meh

[oblique belfry]

heyo

[oblique belfry]

bruh

sam was in 1st

place

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

ye

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/2049474381655441505

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/OioBkn2nW1

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 29, 2026, 1:02 PM

[copper vapor]

spoilers

[copper vapor]

really?

that sucks

[oblique belfry]

yeah you missed the whole thing of me not giving a single fuck when y'all said do it

[copper vapor]

I mean

Sam DLC is a prequel

[blazing maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[timid hollow]

That achievement was what made me give up the 100% idea

[sour rivet]

guys sam is scientific and im scared

[oblique belfry]

dude

[timid hollow]

Im already nearly at the point again where i dont wanna 100% armored core

[sour rivet]

im good at learning games but like
i cant learn how to avoid taking damage for an entire boss fight

[oblique belfry]

look

[copper vapor]

blade wolf dlc is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kinda "happens at the same time" as the start of the game

[timid hollow]

Because s Ranking those bosses will be terrible

[oblique belfry]

sam was above blade wolf

so i thought

[copper vapor]

yea I know. It actually makes sense because it's a prequel

[oblique belfry]

ok ill do that first

[timid hollow]

S Ranking the Escort the strider mission will be terrible

S Ranking in armored core in General is terrible

[verbal lodge]

[cunning bronze]

https://fixupx.com/pedkyo/status/2049322714570412042?s=20 @marsh cargo

ぺどきょ (@pedkyo)

最近のグラブル開発チームに確実にでかい女が癖な開発スタッフがまぎれこんでる

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FixupX · Apr 29, 2026, 2:59 AM

hit translate

[pure compass]

@rocky turtle I think im bad at quasi

how do you usually handle Sinkhole Oasis?

[oblique belfry]

climbs on top of the japan garden tower
surely a secret
combat encounter

[quiet abyss]

one sec actually

@green granite

there

better

[sour rivet]

i grow sad
i must go to my home in canaan

home :)

[proven tundra]

Lead

we're eating good

[pliant chasm]

holy fuck

helped my mom correct some exams

i wanted to kms

it's finally over thank god

[pure compass]

what kind of exams

[pliant chasm]

if i ever apply to be a teacher shoot me in the head

[quiet abyss]

yummy

[pliant chasm]

civil rights

[quiet abyss]

[pliant chasm]

actual troglodyte children bro
they type with their feet

[pure compass]

Go to college in France and become a professor

[pliant chasm]

no

[quiet abyss]

dw most dont get better out of school

[pliant chasm]

i rather lay bricks

[pure compass]

Can you chatgpt your essays in arabic yet?

[quiet abyss]

my coworkers cant fucking write

[sour rivet]

ooooooooooooo

[quiet abyss]

i cant read shit

[sour rivet]

OHHHH OKAY ILL JUST KILL MYSELF

[pliant chasm]

bro some retard wrote me a paragraph and in it he said " i went home and asked chatgpt"

[pliant chasm]

buy some second hand bootleg bro stop getting scammed

[pure compass]

Does it have Kat with a needle in her head?

[sour rivet]

bros telling me to stop getting scammed

like i have money to be scammed out of

[pliant chasm]

good

finally time for more doom and gwent

[timid hollow]

i recently got headaches when someone said i googled x/y and then told me they just used the gemini answer

[pliant chasm]

[timid hollow]

aka i will take the first three reddit threads and mix them together in my answer

[pliant chasm]

one reddit user says: kill yourself

[timid hollow]

i remember how i searched for something from ace combat 4 and some mission was named the same in another game and he just mixed the two

said i should do the mission in 4 and keep care of a character from the other game and i was like ?!?!?

[thick plover]

@frank hearth guy ints on purpose as bebop

in the end I ask him if it worked

he goes "nobody did anything"

genuinely

some of the most subhuman scum gather on valve games

[timid hollow]

nah

thats just a lol player on vacation in another game

"everyone is shit so ill be shit on purpose, thatll show them"

[static axle]

Buy 3d printer

[thick plover]

you need 500 hours of grind MINIMUM

to be where I am at in the MMR

to be able to queue into me

so no it isnt a lol player on vacation

[timid hollow]

i wonder how your rank will look when closed beta ends

not even regarding your skill

but rather because more good players will come

[pliant chasm]

it took YOU 500 hours

[static axle]

Other reach the same at 200

[thick plover]

no it just genuinely takes 500 hours

[static axle]

[thick plover]

because valves certainty system sucks

[pliant chasm]

yea sure