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then remembered pd2 isnt fun after 150 hours
stickbugged in the year 2026
im 46 hours behind you there
not that its hard or anything, its just repetitive
more so than any other game
in the horde shooter genre
was worth the 3 dollars tho
too bad you need like 130 dollars of dlc to have all the content

melee is much more fun than payday 2s point and click adventure
the melee in that game is basic as fuck
you literally look at guy, press left click, he dies
counterpoint, sm2 is basic as fuck
you have 446 hours
THAT'S LITERALLY VERMINTIDE
theres armor types
and combos
you didnt play enough to understand it tbh
CILANTRO
you learn what works, and what doesnt in vt2
payday 2? throw shit at a wall and it sticks
every time
almost anything works unless its death sentence or death wish
basically
overkill and mayhem just let you do anything

chat peep the game
when mounting the monster and doing the finishing move to knock it down, you can immediately use the clutch claw on it in mid-air to skip the "superhero slide" animation when you hit the ground
aka more uptime
btw, retarded take
fallout but more mad maxy


you are mine now
its free
it's certainly a vibe

I just took that entire goat herd next to the camp
the entire family is mine now
why're you holding Immersive Sim games?
girl be doing ANYTHING but getting food
Devil's rectum ahh ahh size hole
is that the uh
that unfortunate depressurization accident that turned a guy into tiny chunks
not the "suction"
THE SUCC
The only time a bad succ exists
small cube generator
from, uh.... james may: our man in japan, episode 1.
just this audio


I unironically had a problem just like this on a fluids exam
its free
i should do the same
is there any other method to grab a bunch? or one at a time
one at a time as far as I know
Cant believe this is actually official
Like the company actually made one to look like a bolter
yknow what would be nice about the beast of nurgle @zealous depot
remember how it just kinda eats you?
it needs more attacks
more than just vomit, grab, and tail whip
because as of now, it just tries to vomit on you, to slow you, then grab you, and outright kill you basically

its meant to take around 70% of your hp with corruption, thats fine
but its bugged and like 30% of the time it just puts you on 1hp and never spits you out
which leaves you to die to one of the many bugged enemies (plague ogryn, chaos spawn, flamers and plasma gunners iirc)
who will attack you while INSIDE the beast of nurgle
which will do basically nothing to it, but it will kill you

peak design fatshark
its such a good model, but it needs an update
it needs more than just the swallow
for close up
Like 90% of the game needs a update
remember chaos spawn?

how it just has melee combos and ONE grab?
which can be dodged away or under
fun fact you can actually duck the grab
with a dodge slide
which is neat
not exactly
bulwarks and burgles need a rework
bulwarks because they dont stagger as easily as shielded chaos warriors in vt2
which is what theyre meant to kinda be
Mysterious crushers still dealing damage when their hammer is ACTIVELY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
in vt2, just 1-4 heavy attacks, depending on weapons will stagger it
in darktide?
if its not something like crusher, hammer, power maul or pickaxe
or something big
Remember my one death I was complaining about
it will NOT open it up
yeah
thats hardly an issue
its a 1 in 100
doesnt happen often
The crushers hammer was on the floor, I walked towards him, suddenly I'm seeing god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xrDp29R8w4 ah yet another time to appreciate the details of bf1
I RE-CREATED EVERYTHING, NOT ACTUAL IN-GAME RECORDINGS.
- Some differences in music, location, and years.
- All sounds extracted or recorded, then added effects.
- Excluded some of the same scripted speeches.
- All introductions and intermissions, but accurate conclusions only.
00:00 Intro
00:11 KAISERSCHLACHT: St. Quentin Scar
03:22 KAISERSCHL...
that doesnt happen though, so it mustve been a fraction of a second before it hit
What's with me and playing g buggy as games all the time 
buys compressed couch
opens the bag
compressed couch
wtf why is it so small and wrinkly i want a refund

you need to give it like 0.1 seconds after it is properly landed
a good way to tell is when he starts to lift it up
then its safe


i cant believe im defending fatshart
but crushers are genuinely fine
theyre pretty polished for how fucky the rest of the cast is
issue is the amount of them
they often spawn in waves bigger than mauler waves
which is funny
i do believe they are a little too tanky
Fucking awesome
just about
Brother finally eat healthy
is bro making a community event
I did, I tried to get into it multiple time, same with Darktide, it's just so fucking boring to keep leftclicking an unreactive hoard
what difficulty?
on both games
every
and "unreactive"
How can you guys even play Darktide
atleast there's more to the game than "keep running forward"
if i had a nickel for every swat officer/dozer/medic or whatever, standing still, id have like 300 dollars
not really
its just tedious bag juggling
Per match*

darktide at least enemies are moving all the time besides gunners or snipers
the only 2 enemies that dont move much
"unreactive horde" i deem this a skill issue
I mean
To play Darktide I need a dictionary
Just for Darktide alone
Have to learn about 30 different stats and understand wth they mean
Because all I do rn is Masteries shotgun reload perk
->Full Pellet Enemies
->Speed
Its fucking fun but yes not a practical build
What the fuck is brittleness
armor penetration
Ah
ok let me explain rending vs brittle
brittle is a status effect on the enemy
ok?
each stack is like 2.5% less armor value
Why cant these ppl just call it Penetration
10 stacks = 25% less armor value
I don't get it
Wth
technically brittle is armor reduction, rending is armor penetration
brittleness applies to the TEAM
My messages are failing to send
I don't understand
But they really should just call them that
happens to me too
probably
or just... add a fucking manual
LIKE VT2 HAD
it wasnt detailed tbh
but still a start
fatshark's propensity to give shit stupid names to sound unique endlessly annoys me
It would help if the enemy types werent up in the 50s
wut
what the fuck is going on with scientology building speedruns ?
I don't get it
oh
dont get what
why is it popular
Pilk
funny?
Idk I'm just trolling


ok
i keep seeing it on my algos
Bulling scientologists is funny
When you use glass you can opaque on demand, you lose the ability to fight the not a cult allegations so people wanna see what's in there
And of course it's always valid to bully scientology
@pliant chasm guess what happend 
theres literally like 6
types
yeah so basically its hilarious to bully them
and im glad you get it

It's a cult.
And only few of them make sense
"church"

🥀
types of enemies in darktide: Maniac, flak, unarmored, infested, carapace, unyielding
thats it
A reminder tom cruise comes from a background in sciencetolgy
infested doesnt make sense

i admit
It literally falls into every definition of a cult.
And we don't let him forget it.
infested makes sense lorewise, but its mildly annoying that it exists
since its just unarmored+
It's legit what Epsilon is a parody of, yes
taco i literally gave you a guide on what enemy is what

still cant understand it
its quite simple
if you need more help
wiki

You expect me to remember
i got army of zombies 
i expect you to use pattern recognition
"what type of heretics are there?"
"yes"
a basic human trait
that fucking cat that i hate
🗣️
phat phuck
the wiki sucks ngl
it makes it a mess
It's because it's fandom.
i should buy mewgenics
true
I see a mass of flesh barreling towards me and I just keep smacking it until it dies 
id be better off making a list
thats a mutant
which would be maniac
YO

this is just because youre always TIRED


RAAAAAAAAAAAH
Roger more caffeine
just to be good at darktide
caffeine, perfect
recaf

i still love how in 40k, they dont know how to make coffee
but they know how to make decaf, and then ADD caffeine

stay in drugs, don't do school
and its recaf
Bitch I got to uhhh havoc 20 whatever its called
holy fuck 5 gb map 
YOU DID?
i dont remember that
and how did that happen with mutants grabbing you 99% of the time

wait we did
dementia

anyways
yeah so the crusher thing is a timing issue
just wait like 0.2 seconds longer
simple as
once the smoke puffs off the ground its safe
and i can verify that
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yeah sure I'll swing my arms around like a spastic until then
my number 1 minecraft ost
same
dont do that, your coworkers will check you into psych ward

Thats what I want

Tryna start my next arc

The "taco is a nutcase" arc
Already halfway there from working here

look at my army 
mmmmm brainz
find a cool supreme commander video
the caster has the most cringe-ass nasal voice I've ever heard in my life

I won't be able to tank this voice for 1 hour
maybe I'll watch it on mute and just look at the pretty lights

welcome to city 17
you have chosen or been chosen to GET FUCKED IN THE ASS
mini piratesoftware


like i have said
big bucks
wouldn't be surprised if the game somehow gets nominated for an award
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gta 6 everywhere
man i cant even enjoy reading the piracy subreddit 

oh hello
its such a great dialogue
it gets memed on alot
But he is absolutely right

free will is a meme
religion is a meme
we are all memes, controlled by something greater
memes. the DNA of the meme
no it is deadass that

every meme you see about metal gear rising
is actually in the game
He found it!
btw prepare for an annoying fight
Apparently, being a child soldier is a meme...
I feel validated that doge is finally playing metal meme rising
Now we just need doge to get to armstrong

peak game around
can someone help me optimise my game?
Its just gonna devolve to
NANITES SON
I was gonna say a meme but I don't want to get zapped by moderators or discord itself
on the newbies they told me '' go do that'' and i got no idea how to go do what they told me 🤷♂️
didnt i literally linked the thread and how to install it...
!topic
@clear bough
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
install it and do what with it?
Warframe looking ahh
that was an awesome fucking boss fight
to all the people saying "annoying boss" @copper vapor @sour rivet
i will gladly say
its a skill issue
i 1st tried it
didnt say he was annoying
mbo did
hes the wall
I didn't say it was difficult
I said it's annoying
because he constantly becomes untargetable, flies off to throw vehicles at you
nah I hate this kind of dumbass design where the boss can't be hit
good thing there's emp grenades
but yeah I never said he was a difficult boss
he's actually pretty dumb lol
just a boring ahh fight
not at all imo
you'll see the next ones. much much better
I don't like having to wait around for a boss to do a gimmick before I can resume tearing his ass open

fair enough ig
anyways
are these worth it
actually i might just continue upgrading my blade
gonna be perfectly honest with you doge
I never used any other weapon
raiden's HF Blade moveset felt so good I never even tried any of the other weapons
I remember seeing a video showcasing one of the weapons and it looked pretty good but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
maybe it's just me being a chud
as long as its not sam's sword
I played the entirety of Bloodborne with the same weapon
... dark souls remastered too
because by the time I had the stats to equip the Dragonslayer Spear I was already at Gwyn lmao
serves me right for leveling vitality and endurance first
oh okay ig

@real aspen borgar
kill self
while hunting your monster ||dong||
ok so from what i've gathered
ripper mode is essentially a damage boost without finishers
just straight up rips everyone


Dia 389
Não sei se a pessoa que fez a animação tem perfil aqui no twitter (não achei), mas peguei esse vídeo de @backpackstudios5k, no Instagram
I have been wanting to watch that anime
this move is now my favorite combo
its great
isnt that tomorrow ?
Thanks to halo, im naming the fortresses, castles and special cities like ships in my world
halo hot take of the day
halo 2 should have committed to the bit and made it a arbiter only game
Is the cure to male lonliness Starting a PMC in Carribean Sea
oh
Good morning chatters
gm

It's the Honest Game Trailer for Crimson Desert, the game where you can do anything, except figure out the controls
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey the EPIC VOICE GUY (@epicvoiceguy on all socials)
No 

just found the dumbest krubah
dude is just in his own world
must be high as a motherfucking 747
buddy almost just got pushed off my a rotshield
i have no hope
OH
he has brain damage
NOW I FEEL SO MEAN

You are mean

More excuses to call the police on you
nte seems alright so far
Can't sacrifice more storage for a game I will drop in 2 weeks
but male mc is literally wuwa rover 
Wuwa mentioned, mood ruined

I'm scrapping your ship
its also stealing things from zzz
so stealing from hoyo is based
Oh so it has some good elements to it
This dude i watch has been speedrunning sliksong for 147 days straight
Every day 
Until it gets a dlc
send her to detroit
that shit dont even rot
in particular its taking its style of character dialogue with goofy aaaah movements
i cant eat mcdonalds
not anymore
the fact its the same a month later is scary as shit
Hmmm... That's good 
the animation style isn't as over the top as zenless but it's still got some charm
the lasts time i ate mac donalds, i felt such depressive vibe
Buuuuuuut
No, I won't play it
EN voice acting should just be purged from games like that
it should really just default to chinese
No
honestly yeah
Chinese makes me want to vomit
its on you fuck
chinese default makes sense because. chinese game.
Russian
play on english
No
alot of chinese games market themselves as japanse because alot of bullshit reasons in EN
true!
I just want them to stop doing english voiceovers 
i just go to wendys, i will never stop shilling wendys
you also apparently can commit crimes and get sent to jail
wendys is so fucking based
there ain't no wnedys in brazil
wendys fries are better than mc donalds
at least as far as i know
Chinese jail?
we have pizza hut and dunking donuts i think?
look american with the orange jumper shit
Good, at least you get out alive
low bar, but yeah
why can i see him
with how much people swear on mcdonalds fries you would swear that bar is higher

i think theyre just dumb and delusional
Out of all the fast food borgar here McDonald's has the best fries
wendys or harveys, no other place will do (fast food wise)
i am sorry
the humble bag of potatoes and knife:
I'm gonna make a preg fumo and say it's Krast just so I can bully him when he talks about some bullshit gacha game I don't fucking care about
Or speaks up in general
we hate gacha here
Yeah, fuck them plushies
vt2 is a gacha game
I don't
TRUE
I just don't like being overhyped about mid stuff
i had zero hype for nte, i'm just curious and free for tonight
how tho?
game mid = play for a week then uninstall
gacha lootboxes
Time to uninstall endfield then
did that a while ago
Good

actually that may be a lie
Call me when Doctor appears
time to reveal my true form RAAAAAH
shut up retard
the furry man
Bro that looks so ass
ah no it's still on my pc
Not gonna lie, that is exactly what I said before uninstall
you cannot tell me that's not just bailu star rail
endfield ngl kinda been ass
but i'll still stick with it off the chance they improve it
-# they won't
I literally do not care a single bit about anything that is happening in the story so far, I just want to know what Rhodes Island has to do with it and where's Doctor
hot take
i like it more than the og arknights

endfield writers are not the same as ak
it's a huge downgrade
So true
Oh yeah that's for sure
I don't hate it
But it's not very good either

they force you to date a character you don't care about and put into the MSQ so you can't skip it
gone are the days of optional character quests

Date who
og arknights players are always the
BRO THE STORY IS FIRE
in service to a balloon TD5 copy cat
not 6 they arent that good
the 1.0 fangyi quest, there was another with tangtang, and now fangyi again
1 question
What I really hate about gachas nowadays is how so fucking many mini games they put in events like for Christ sake, If I wanted to play monopoly I probably would be playing it right now...
do these armor upgrades
remove my ability to get healing from finishers
or do they just give positives
My main issues with Endfield are extremely bad combat and extremely limited factory building
male S rank looks like sunday star rail
they're not even being unique with these designs

Oh so they took another good thing from hoyo
Agreed, the combat became really boring, I liked the factory building till I got everything to get, thing became so massive just to do something, I was wondering how they plan to expand
the game does seem to be taking more of a genshin/wuwa approach
so no surprise there
I liked factory building until I played factorio again and realized it fucking sucks 
but the yakuza minigames and the gta urban gameplay could be ok
i hate having to figure out a new factory tree every update
it took me hours to do the cuprium parts in 1.2


Nah, you get tower defense and monopoly, aaaand if you swear at us you get Uno as well
that part of the thing of appealing to gacha gamers
they cant read
so you cant make it complex
So gamma and gacha gammers are the same
Well excuse you I can read and I read every dialogue and text
fuck ass bug
generally any game that has english in it
has this same issue
How else will I fucking know what is going on
oh you beautiful thing
Not like you need to in endfield
I play in japanese, I don't understand it well enough to rely on speech alone
This choice alone makes me superior cause I have to read to understand 
Abolish english voiceovers of weeb media
raiden 
doge is just now experiencing mgr?
bro missed out on peak
he had his moment on the memes dna
Nano machines, son
Time to play EDF again, I want to make the sky fall
We should make an offtopic gacha game and assign rarities to everyone randomly
Doge (Waifu)
cool i want to be the fodder that you lose your 50 / 50s to
you can't have generation Z on your shirt...
im too old for this level of zoomer bro
Sparter_35 (Venti-like)

I want to be that one common with the annoying voice line that plays when you drop me
artifacts are tetris shaped
neat
IDW DA NYA
Like I say Bazinga or something
Pyrson (Emergency Food)
Shut the fuck up
damn i need to do a t-spin to gear my characters?
hollup

yooo equipment tetris
thats enough mgring for today
50 year old man stuck in a child's body
also based raiden for slicing up a child to give him cybernetics
such a caring person
technically isn't our rank colors rarities

Yeah but randomize it, dumbass
im special edition then
raiden really went from temu snake to this
The cuck rarity

Expired Fallout Ration

Time to sleep, Gn
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EXCUSE ME ? 
@frank hearth @left mantle i need a milio duo ASAP

I have a friend, ok
Who will say that he doesn't play (insert gacha game name) anymore
While booting up Blue Archive on his phone
And he says it with great triumph in his voice
I'm not really sure about this one
blue archive is up there with the gacha games that make me lose some trust in a person
BA? ah hell nah
i think mainly caue BA takes like 5 mins per day ig
It's coming live tomorrow, if you are looking for a fun build - I'd try it out!
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i played it a bit like years ago
A lot of these games do
ig
even endfields dailies are 2 minutes tops
You can do dailies in ZZZ in 3 minutes and that's a game you have to play instead of going auto
genshin is just a notorious time waster on anything
yea
And half of that time is sent on loading
all gacha games kinda are 
video games are
last i played was the furina region update which i already forgot what its called
Star Rail takes more time but it's not like you actually have to sit there and play it, put it on auto and it's done when you come back to check
fontaine
and then sony broke away and took the storyline with them

sony the... game company?
@left mantle is you here

yeah hoyo had a partnership with Sony
oh i didnt know that
soge hasnt seen the thing
funnly enough the game too a nosedive in quality after it ended

pyr

squad preg him
we need preg doge
Squad preg deploying
or smth



where we pregging
"who the fuck are you guys i thought i hired mothers"
wait that's what pyrson said about making a preg fumo?
wtf is that
do not taint these precious creatures like that
I'm gonna impregnate you, Krast
make fumo preg
stinky ass sentence from krask

i dunno if this is good or not
I am free
Next time you call my fleet scrap I'm gonna turn a fumo into preggo
whats stopping you from doing it now

Bed
hmm i concede the point
👀
That's it
yummy ap ezreal
Impregnating Sparter

LETS GOO
How dare you insult my Onslaught and Onslaught but red and Onslaught but old and Onslaught but weeb and Onslaught but green and Onslaught but orange
Is there a mod that adds an onslaught for the other hull sizes?
I think I should make one if it doesn't

@green granite
i think dominators are the new onslaught nowadays
@teal spade

Did someone say gato
Finally
ok res on that image was ass
Nerfing ranged top as they should
Bro a few of those don't even look like an onslaught
pre nerf on my normal build i used to get 400-450 passive damage
post nerf my passive deals 300-350 damage 🥀
no he aint
its because these retards who doesnt know how the champ works cries in reddit / twitter
and riot listens to them
Kill it
instead of actual tk players
And kill whoever made it
And kill the game
the fuso 
Onslaught with a tiny peen
which rank
Kench top was about the closest league had to adding Adolf Hitler to the game
Varus
oh fuck off
Evil can't be dead enough
Mel got nerfed
ok bro
Ambessa got nerfed
says who
Varus is varus
Id much rather fight them than prime kench top
she is now xerath on steroids

""""prime"""""
Mel isn't even that hard to play against
back in like few seasons ago
Just play a melee assassin
i forgot diable has one too...
god what even is the starsector community man
i know
The shit in your balls
Nerf is r in aram
His*
doesnt even care about the video i sent smh
you just see this slow ass aura going towards enemy
and if they are caught they just get atomized
Snowball proto belt+-1200 damage without augements
okay... imagine a nuclear reactor...
oh waiter waiter another Zeri Rework
its so fucking long i cant even put em in 1 screenshot

ap zeri buff 
what video
And executes
you only sent slop and poop
Ehhhhh
oh shit another ap zeri buff
Right click range buff is actually insane
new doran items which are 
those are LoL characters?
ye
Oh yeah when I still played league Zoe could miss every single ability and auto you to death with an ignite drop from a minion
still does the same with gazillions of damage if you land ability
i see... cough cough Silver rank. cough cough
even more cancer in aram
where she has 5 snowballs and 5 flashes
10 actually
cuz some retard thought "oh lemme borrow from teammates too"
she look envious
he
Close enough
literally divine sunderer
Welcome back divine sunderer

except its for ap's now
speaking of divine sunderer healing
new omnivamp boots
mid aatrox 🗣️
no
But for 1150 gold







