╟❓general-offtopic

[upbeat verge]

serious sam?

[slim magnet]

kinda yeah

[pliant chasm]

my fav is plasma blaser
it has recoil and wide spread but it feels so fucking powerful

[slim magnet]

presentation is super pretty

subtle environmental storytelling

[pliant chasm]

every weapon has the oomph

[upbeat verge]

a sad day today fellas

[slim magnet]

the pacing is fantastic

[upbeat verge]

I'll have to re-rip all my LOTR movies

[slim magnet]

it's my favorite map pack

[upbeat verge]

its actually over

[slim magnet]

combat difficulty is like REALLY comfy

harder than doom 2 but easier than plutonia

[brittle karma]

when the deputy chief spot was open and burningham was looking at us

https://tenor.com/view/thogdad-that-tastes-like-promotion-thogden-promotion-football-gif-27404840

[left mantle]

eh, posted it the instant it went live. Unfortunate it'll just sit there until shit gets together

But are we really shocked?

[copper vapor]

now this is a pull

[left mantle]

Generational pull

Man I love PoE'

[upbeat verge]

https://cinnamon-spices.linuxmint.com/themes/view/Mint-XP cinema

[tiny notch]

im going to a hair consultation at this alternative hair place tomorrow
ive not been to a hair dressers in 6 years

[upbeat verge]

mf said 6 years

[proven tundra]

I haven't been to a hair dresser in 45 years

[tiny notch]

yep

last time i was in one i had a break down and cried so

[real aspen]

how

[proven tundra]

How come you can't hear ahhh question

[covert shard]

Speaking of hair

[upbeat verge]

the hairdressed fucked her shit up

made her chopped

[covert shard]

I should cut my hair

Gonna try to only cut the sides this time

[covert shard]

Made her look like farquad, omfg

[real aspen]

by factors that were largely within mortal control but due to incompetence of my young self, my guardians, and society, got out of hand and now i'm stuck dealing with the consequences

[tiny notch]

this id the style i want

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-shaquille-shaq-timeout-ethical-gif-9311067668442735802

[real aspen]

also genetics, i believe

[celest plank]

Reminds me of my homegirls' old hairstyle

[upbeat verge]

Sir

[proven tundra]

Okay that was slightly rude I apologize

[upbeat verge]

no offense

[real aspen]

since all males in my family have some degree of hearing loss

[upbeat verge]

learn to do your mf eyeliner girl

[tiny notch]

its intentional

[quiet abyss]

Fatty

[real aspen]

that's the point

[upbeat verge]

ok so far I like mint way more

[celest plank]

No offence but it looks like you returned home stoned from a 3 day rave

[covert shard]

Not trying to offend thee, but you look... Fine in this? ( I couldn't not find a better word to fit here*

[cunning reef]

do you dry brush your hair

cus if you do stop doing that

brush in the shower when hair wet

for one

[real aspen]

alternatively

[tiny notch]

i do both

[real aspen]

never brush

go caveman

[tiny notch]

Good

[cunning reef]

dry brushing just makes ur hair straighter

why i stopped doing that

[upbeat verge]

brush , but not from the roots

or

[covert shard]

I think I look fine here, my mates said I looked like an Uber driver

[upbeat verge]

dont brush so it looks like a pigeons nest

[real aspen]

or let me brush it for you

[raven geyser]

Or food delivery

[upbeat verge]

gae

[real aspen]

i have english teacher's approval smh

for hair brushing

yeah it was weird now that i think about it

[upbeat verge]

U look like you do rooftops

[covert shard]

Ye

[upbeat verge]

no offense

[real aspen]

but i brushed my english teacher's hair in school

[raven geyser]

The wolf cut?

[covert shard]

I am a mechanic... Soo close enough

[tiny notch]

last time i postrd here i had someone shout smash at me so this mightbe an improvement

[tiny notch]

yes

[covert shard]

Well damn

[upbeat verge]

alt tab menu being so small pisses me off

[thick plover]

@proven tundra POST THE THING

https://fixupx.com/Yahiamice/status/2048905132096569380?s=20

yahiamice. (@Yahiamice)

my son has achieved flight. Mashallah

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FixupX · Apr 27, 2026, 11:20 PM

[clear bough]

you look like a dude

[covert shard]

No shit

[proven tundra]

[raven geyser]

Banger hairstyle

[tiny notch]

i wont get it cut tomorrow it's just to see the cost

[covert shard]

YAHIAMICW??? 🐴

[raven geyser]

You got wavy hair?

[thick plover]

idek who that is

[tiny notch]

i want my hair dyed black to purple at thr tips

[thick plover]

I am just posting create aeronautics

[tiny notch]

yea

the thought of having my hair cut is so weird

[real aspen]

i lowkey hate how purple has become a new black

[tiny notch]

purples my favourite colour so

[covert shard]

Wdym?

[real aspen]

ok chiya

[cunning reef]

purple the goat

[raven geyser]

My current idea is to grow my hair as long as possible but I need more patience I have methink

[cunning reef]

also got a wolfcut myself but i want it a little shorter for summer

cus my neck be screaming for help

in this heat

[covert shard]

My brother refused to cut hair and now has curls that rival kirt's Cobain's

If he develops a shitty goatee he will literally become shaggy but brown hair

[tiny notch]

nah id win

[clear bough]

i can never have too long of hair cause that shit will look ugly real quick with how much curly it gets

[tiny notch]

inwear only black anyway

[cunning reef]

im kinda like that too but i walk to work so i try not to die

🥀

[proven tundra]

I look not great with long hair

But I'm old

Maybe if I was 25 years younger

[real aspen]

you look like gabe

that's a compliment

[covert shard]

Hello, I am Gabe newell

[real aspen]

@quiet abyss im eating icecream

yummers

[tiny notch]

🥚

[proven tundra]

Fivehead

[real aspen]

damn where did your beard go

santa beard

[covert shard]

In all due respect dawg... You look like that meme that goe: "the clock strikes 12" or something

[tiny notch]

ancient deranged wizard looking ass

[covert shard]

In the most respectful way possible, you either look like a DM for Warhammer,

Or a WaW Veteran

[brittle karma]

i bet you cast spells or some shit

[olive coral]

🥚

[proven tundra]

It's better than when I looked like the unabomber

[covert shard]

Ted kazynstki??

[tiny notch]

homelessman calls another homeless man a broke bitch

[covert shard]

Show me the pic

[tiny notch]

my idol

[raven geyser]

Mine did too and it ends below his bottom

[olive coral]

nuh uh

[raven geyser]

Little ass

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/glittery-cute-kawaii-glitter-criminal-gif-8014006002648540397

[olive coral]

never showing my face in this server

[marsh cargo]

[tiny notch]

hes so bbg

[covert shard]

Bbg?

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/theodore-kaczynski-ted-kaczynski-gif-22081042

[covert shard]

[clear bough]

damn i can never have beard or stache like that

mines all patchy and ugly

[covert shard]

You look like caparezza, I bet

[clear bough]

i look like me

[covert shard]

This is you?

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

I can only see the similarity on the beard

[proven tundra]

Not enough grey

[oblique belfry]

im gonna miss phase rush man

rip kidnap strat

[pliant chasm]

why is it getting removed

[oblique belfry]

being swapped by a different keystone

that requires 25% hp damage done to proc the speed

which is near impossible in early game

[oblique belfry]

and riot's reason was and i quote "it was too hard to balance around"

[verbal gate]

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race,"

[slim magnet]

bro one good early trade and you're already down 25 health

[oblique belfry]

most mages cannot deal 25% hp damage in laning phase

until 1 item

[proven tundra]

We must return to monke

[oblique belfry]

for example someone tested it with orianna

[pliant chasm]

ig it was too good

[oblique belfry]

a major phase rush user

[pliant chasm]

on some champs

[oblique belfry]

she deals maximum 21% hp damage

[slim magnet]

that's too bad for mages i guess like boo fucking hoo mages get one disadvantage now

[oblique belfry]

on lvl 3

[slim magnet]

they're unplayable

[pliant chasm]

ig darius can still use it?

[oblique belfry]

kench cant thats for sure now

[pliant chasm]

imo it's better
mages already have range and dmg

don't need ms on top

[slim magnet]

fym he can't dawgene tahm kench has %hp damage up the wazoo

half a trade and he's got you down 505

50%

tk's trade is insane

[oblique belfry]

the problem is not being able to proc slow resist

for the R slow

how u gonna kidnap people

if you cant deal 25% hp damage

dude does 80 damage per AA

early game

reason why phase rush was bonkers on tk was you just deal 3 hits and just bolt it to the tower

[proven tundra]

https://www.youtube.com/live/vq3XRZ_jAYg?si=Kv8dV82-NNuw0d8g

Is this game out???

[oblique belfry]

when you R someone

[proven tundra]

Cohh is playing Blood of Dawnwalker

[slim magnet]

is this somehow low

[proven tundra]

Oh doesn't come out until September

Nevermind

[slim magnet]

that's more than most champs in the game

[oblique belfry]

it is

[slim magnet]

dawg what is you talking about

[oblique belfry]

because it says "under 3 seconds"

how you gonna deal lets say 400 damage against a bruiser

in 3 seconds

[slim magnet]

brother nasus' ult lasts 7 seconds

and it's the longest 7 seconds of your life

[oblique belfry]

im talking about kench

[slim magnet]

yeah i know

3 seconds is a lot of time

[oblique belfry]

like i said

[pliant chasm]

wither

[oblique belfry]

giga nerf for early laning

decent for mid / late game

[slim magnet]

especially with a champ that has like one of the highest aa damages in the game

[oblique belfry]

nah

[slim magnet]

the wither is like 2 seconds long

which is the funniest thing

[oblique belfry]

also nah

[slim magnet]

2 seconds and it feels like a minute

[pliant chasm]

it feels like 20 years

[slim magnet]

ah it was 5

and the ult was 15

[oblique belfry]

the "fuck you" button

[slim magnet]

yi's ult is 7

swain's ult is 8

[pliant chasm]

cripple feels like a necessary evil

[slim magnet]

they feel absurdly long

inb4 swain can extend forever so long as someone is nearby

[pliant chasm]

bro that shit lasts for 15mins

[slim magnet]

it's yet another episode of bwehhhhhhhhh riot made a change that isn't 0.000000001 less armor growth

[oblique belfry]

ngl that rework really changed swain

being able to be in ult form perma

as long as there is people near you

[oblique belfry]

WOE

EYY

[pliant chasm]

the last frame always gets me

[slim magnet]

trynd's ult is 5 seconds

that's crazy

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

trynd rework soon

trust

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-entrance-omni-man-explode-gif-21497546

[slim magnet]

it actually is the mildest fucking "nerf" for the whole of 3 champions that used the rune as the main keystone

[upbeat verge]

lidl lasagna
@pliant chasm @oblique belfry @slim magnet @sick trail

[proven tundra]

[pliant chasm]

wait

nvm i thought the cheese was thick ass lasagna layers

[proven tundra]

Was the bite already missing out of it

[upbeat verge]

no

[pliant chasm]

sample

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

guess who took it

[pliant chasm]

garfield

[proven tundra]

Your dad

[oblique belfry]

yummars

https://klipy.com/gifs/yummers-a-train--k01KQADTEQ9MS462YM5RZEWVGAK

[pliant chasm]

riddle me this batman
why do they call it oveIN when you oveIN the cold food hot out comes eat the foood

[copper vapor]

september

[proven tundra]

I had a stroke reading that youyou

[copper vapor]

I fucking hate the current age of streamers, youtubers and influencers getting early access and spoiling everything half a year before it's out for the plebs

[pliant chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FWVxfDwQDYk

[copper vapor]

we need to go back

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry @blazing maple https://fixvx.com/TFT/status/2049126563275313597?s=20 this is possibly the first official LoL to appear on my timeline

Teamfight Tactics (@TFT)

Cult classic. Chibi Blood Moon Briar brings her personal demons and her Briar’s Blessing Boom to TFT Patch 17.3.

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of course its briar

[oblique belfry]

tft

[copper vapor]

where lute

[sour rivet]

yarg it still be league of legons

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299910734226132995/1475993557989986437/cat-steam.gif?ex=69f1e75e&is=69f095de&hm=59e3256cfed26c762914f3be28f3bb4510564e92b7112b24f4be69ea2111a941&

[copper vapor]

it chewsday tho

so gandalf should be chewing on it instead

[pliant chasm]

anyone try the new gmod

it's out

[slim magnet]

bro how does the mr beast scam work

[proven tundra]

I think someone linked a post that said there was too much ai slop

[pliant chasm]

click the link and find out

[slim magnet]

got 3 friends of mine hit by that scam and got hacked

[proven tundra]

Stolen passwords/session tokens

[slim magnet]

like ????

[proven tundra]

People clicking the wrong thing

[slim magnet]

ah

well yeah true they're the kind of people to use simple passwords and only one for everything

just yesterday one of them was talking about having login notifs on instagram and not even reacting

[pliant chasm]

don't laugh at me then for forgetting passwords

[proven tundra]

I was getting emails a while ago with someone trying to scam money and they including old passwords that were associated with my email in prior hacks as "proof" they had access to my computer

[pliant chasm]

it's not easy juggling that many when everything needs an account now

[copper vapor]

AI slop

and badly optimized

[sour rivet]

oh sweet new mandalore vid

[proven tundra]

If it's a stolen session token it doesn't register as a new login and bypasses 2fa iirc

[pliant chasm]

skimmed through reviews
apparently it has fomo mtx

[copper vapor]

damn that thing got more screws than every part of my PC setup combined

[snow tree]

You can get scammed even if you have strong password and 2fa, it's all about stealing your session token

[slim magnet]

well tbh all 3 got big into sports betting last week so it tracks

[pliant chasm]

I LOVE LAPTOPS

[slim magnet]

it's not even the first time it has happened to them

[snow tree]

[slim magnet]

also big into irresponsible piracy

[snow tree]

Just don't click sus links

[pliant chasm]

my friend still uses the bay in current day

[slim magnet]

as in just download from the first google result for a repack site

[snow tree]

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[slim magnet]

ikr

[snow tree]

I gotten a virus once in my life

When I was a kid just learning what the fuck is computer

Never gotten one since

[proven tundra]

I fell for the free nitro scam when I was new to discord
I lost my steam account but reported it to valve right away and they locked it and gave it back to me the next day

[snow tree]

[tiny notch]

I DONT CARE

[proven tundra]

My kids still make fun of me

[tiny notch]

FUCK OFF

[proven tundra]

[sharp bough]

perhaps

They launched too early

[proven tundra]

Hey
Hey kid
Do you want free nitro

[slim magnet]

same but i don't taunt fate

[proven tundra]

Just sign in to my totally not sus website and enter your steam credentials

[snow tree]

Me neither

[slim magnet]

i'm not above a fatal misclick

[sharp bough]

Then there's people like my brother who turned off the parental controls on our antivirus to then put a virus on the pc

[slim magnet]

certainly not above a targeted attack

not that i have any enemies to speak of

but it could happen

[upbeat verge]

what is the topic

[proven tundra]

Your dad

[upbeat verge]

rude

[snow tree]

I will scam you Momo, so you finally draw some frogs

[sharp bough]

you know who else is the topic?

[snow tree]

[proven tundra]

Laundry is done
Do I fold it now
Or leave it for like two days until it's wrinkly

[slim magnet]

nah next in line is a drawing of flandre

i want to draw her in risui's style

because she draws the best flandre i've seen in my life

[oblique belfry]

leave for 2 days then iron em

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[oblique belfry]

thats what i do

[tiny notch]

`

[oblique belfry]

i leave em to dry for 1-2 days

then iron em and fold

[runic condor]

woah i missed face reveals

[oblique belfry]

FACE REVEALS ?

[snow tree]

[snow tree]

Ah, Touhou

[slim magnet]

ronald mcdonald insanity girl

[snow tree]

Sorry I'm a larper of this fandom

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-memes-jjk-ryu-jjk-larp-larping-gif-9136261405032725470

[snow tree]

I just played for the shmup

[slim magnet]

ran ran ruu type beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5YFVagu8M

this video is older than most people alive in the world

[rocky turtle]

about fucking time its been a lot of chapters without one

[tiny notch]

[snow tree]

Why he so smol

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAEM2NZ9EIg @upbeat verge

[solid vine]

He really be like

Squeak

Squeak

Squeak

[verbal gate]

I've had this one on the back of my mind for the past week, I genuinely thank you for reminding me to listen

[upbeat verge]

aaah

I know this one

good one momo

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq4xGdT0C00

[noble basin]

Ramirez x $uicideBoy$ is always good

Vibing to this rn https://open.spotify.com/track/1rOKAsJZJDIikOKDeUfPRV?si=d9cevrFmTHiOyh8_HS0j4A

[raven swan]

forbidden technique: the sun

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubmr_2FOl_M @upbeat verge @noble basin

[noble basin]

New song unlocked, thx momo

[copper vapor]

Everytime I see a variation of "the unmitigated power of the sun" meme I get reminded of that scene in Van Helsing

[pure gorge]

Why do my mayo look like vagina

[static axle]

@snow tree bro

Your pfp is bojack in 4k

[pliant chasm]

crazy ass level

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8tp5VZj28

@frank hearth @copper vapor

dopatwo upload

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[oblique belfry]

this is false

[pliant chasm]

it's the open level they kept showing

[oblique belfry]

im losing braincells the more i see these inhuman inbreds

[copper vapor]

that's videogames in general

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

anyway wasn't there a study about 10-15 years ago showing that playing videogames improves mental skills

I've even seen cases of old ppl playing games as a way to exercize the ol' graymatter

keep it wrinkly

[frank hearth]

[slim magnet]

one could say this about any game ever

[sour rivet]

studies show that playing hitman will make you better at being bald

[copper vapor]

o i i a i

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

... I do not like this

[proven tundra]

I should probably start studying how to be bald

Looking at my dad and brother's hair

[copper vapor]

bro really put every unc cat meme in existence

[oblique belfry]

cat

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/b1Fld.gif

even put this one

and bongo cat

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/447imPt0DHw?si=kMx17Dy9tL1-ATy4

Early access on Thursday hmmm

[covert shard]

the boys...?

[proven tundra]

I'll wait

[proven tundra]

Game of thrones

[covert shard]

May i recommend you Sseth

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

like any other game?

[tiny notch]

a knight of the seven kingdoms

[sour rivet]

you are the third person to say this

[covert shard]

the full clip

[proven tundra]

Like any other game!!?!

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

are you indian or latin

[covert shard]

latin.

[celest plank]

my apologies

viva le brasil

numero uno

campeo penta

[slim magnet]

brasil numero 1

[covert shard]

if i had an nickel for everytime someone called me indian

[left mantle]

Now we need to investigate how it destroys the average users problem solving skills.

[covert shard]

i would have 100 dollars

[celest plank]

I thought you would say you would have a quarter

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

maybe

[left mantle]

Because if you ask 90% of players if a bad game they had was their fault, they'd say it wasn't despite losing lane and straight up feeding the enemy team

[copper vapor]

the solution sits somewhere between "it's always my team's fault" and "the other team is hacking"

[sour rivet]

where do "i will say 500 racial slurs" fit

[covert shard]

after the game ends

[left mantle]

9% would say "It doesn't matter"
And 1% would say "probably me"

"I said GG 5 times"

[copper vapor]

only 1 is needed

"mayflies"

oh wait no, two

lumberfoots

[covert shard]

"man i love video games!"

looks at the keyboard of the person, notice that 6 very specific letters are faded

[tiny notch]

tin skin

[proven tundra]

Wireback

[left mantle]

I don't need a paragraph, I just need a couple letters

[proven tundra]

Clankers

[covert shard]

scally wag

[covert shard]

wankers

[tiny notch]

oil blood

[quiet abyss]

Sounds like me on darktide

[copper vapor]

6 letter word but uses 5 keys

[covert shard]

HELL IS FULL

MACHINE IS FULL OF OPIODS

[covert shard]

yes

[quiet abyss]

NOT MY FAULT BRO IT WAS CLEARLY THE OGRYN

(It was my fault)

[covert shard]

GOOD FUCKIN' GOD

[left mantle]

the enter key is also faded

[covert shard]

i thought there was rats near me

[copper vapor]

you know what's funny

[quiet abyss]

Good for you

[copper vapor]

folks like that get banned

[covert shard]

my bottle just started squeaking and i thought i clicked on a rat video or something

[copper vapor]

and have the gall to open a ticket complaining that they were banned unjustly

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

"diz git is funny eh? make them do the macarena"

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/rNq2n3CJ8S8.gif

[quiet abyss]

More ork than ogryn, but theyre similar enough

[proven tundra]

Okay laundry is folded
Now I can nap

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Ogryns are just ork-humans

[copper vapor]

even before yapping about freedom of speech they'll say they did nothing wrong

Then when shown what they did wrong they'll try pulling this kinda excuse

got one such complaint today

[quiet abyss]

Simple minded, vastly superior in strength, a freedom of cuisine one can dream of, etc.

[left mantle]

They're just too used to not getting the shit smacked out of em for saying it

[quiet abyss]

Ogryns are really fun

Too bad theyre lacking in weapon variety in darktide

[copper vapor]

bro's chat log of about 50 messages had 30+ bannable ones

I made sure to copy every one of them onto my reply

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

the insults were kinda mild actually, but when you call someone an idiot 30+ times it turns out just as bad as one slur

[tiny notch]

dark souls armour

[copper vapor]

shadow lord?

[rocky turtle]

❌ dead space

[tiny notch]

yea

[quiet abyss]

Nah i bet i could do worse with one slur

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

its so good

star wars keeps thriving in animation

[left mantle]

Yeah lets uh...keep the screenshots vague

[copper vapor]

Youtube is drip feeding me Maul: Shadow Lord scenes via Shorts

[tiny notch]

clone wars rebels (especially later seasons) maul bad batch

[left mantle]

Clone Wars was a peak of star wars

[tiny notch]

im downloading jedi survivor rn

[left mantle]

Rebels I still don't fucking like the early content of

[tiny notch]

6 hours download

[copper vapor]

yea rebels starts kinda.... below mid

[tiny notch]

but the final 3 seasons

[left mantle]

Early seasons of rebels is a painful experience.

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-perfect-gif-15232884745301549452

[left mantle]

Also I enjoy the "There was no signs" meme with Anakin in clone wars

[copper vapor]

the jedi truly were a blind, arrogant bunch

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/thrawn-grand-admiral-star-wars-star-wars-rebels-captain-slavin-gif-26618316

[tiny notch]

thats their entire thing

[copper vapor]

Thrawn

[left mantle]

||"Who's going to brand themselves a cold-blooded killer" Anakin with the future youngling slayer||

[tiny notch]

atleast republic jedi

[pliant chasm]

damn why they make the D layer speak again

ik it's 1 word but cmon

[tiny notch]

thats such a good set of episodes

[left mantle]

That really was the point of the republic era jedi, they were so fucking arrogant that it became piss fucking easy to blind them to the obvious

[tiny notch]

i love how since their introduction star wars keeps making the inquisitors cooler minus kenobi

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_1yn1-jJc @upbeat verge

[tiny notch]

they became stagnant in peace

[copper vapor]

I appreciate the Clone Wars animations fleshing out Anakin's downfall a bit more, because Episodes 2 and 3 were so horribly rushed in this aspect

[tiny notch]

almost like there was a 5 year time skip

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/4Y4b7kopnCE?si=iNwJzhA_Sxnm2iAt
there were no signs

[tiny notch]

[left mantle]

I really wish we had given Hayden the writing he deserved

[zealous depot]

Brother its such a good meme

[copper vapor]

yeah hayden did a stellar job with what he had.

[zealous depot]

[tiny notch]

the massive time jump in the prequals is their main issue

[covert shard]

"comissar, oi! commisar! i shat the sleepy mat, will i sleep with you tonight?"

[copper vapor]

is it "no" again?

[rocky turtle]

he got fat in that serial i even forgot name of

[copper vapor]

yea he had a bit of a round face

[quiet abyss]

Sah! Sah! Requesting per-form-ance review sah!

Now? Its a warzone!

Love that dialogue

[covert shard]

"subtle foreshadowing" is a tatic used in media to subtly tell the viewer that something is amiss

[quiet abyss]

Veteran professional and brawler ogryn go hand in hand

[pliant chasm]

"run"

[left mantle]

About as subtle as a bull in a china shop

[timber oxide]

Ok everyone

I made some new pregnant emojis

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

" you are a tiny and squeaky warrior"

"tiny??? i am not tiny!"

"and insecure, squeaky warrior"

[zealous depot]

Oh no

[left mantle]

Do I make pizza though is the real question

[covert shard]

this is a case of Obvious foreshadowing

[timber oxide]

[covert shard]

like: Stabby McShank threating to stab Mugged o'dead"

[zealous depot]

[covert shard]

did you really just signed your own death warranty?

[quiet abyss]

“You are very noisy shouty!”

“Ha! This from someone who rants and rails with thunderous might!”

“Yah because I know what im talkin about!”

“… I must concede the point”

[zealous depot]

Not Falco

[quiet abyss]

Lost an argument to an ogryn

[timber oxide]

[quiet abyss]

Ok

[timber oxide]

You're welcome

[quiet abyss]

Thanks

[copper vapor]

preg grimanima/gix next

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

Ooooo

[covert shard]

" if you cut your leg, where would you feel the pain ?"

"in your le-"

"exactly." -ogrywn dialouge

[timber oxide]

Yeah I forgot Grim

God damn it

[quiet abyss]

Pregix

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

brb impregnating Grim

[copper vapor]

you won't need to make a pregnant rat because ratdad probably already has it

[quiet abyss]

@teal spade

[covert shard]

i would ask "where's me" but i come to the realization that you posses the power to male preg anyone in the server.

[quiet abyss]

W

[timber oxide]

Yeah that's why I didn't do one

[copper vapor]

dammit

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/KFC_ES/status/2049071178094960690

KFC (@KFC_ES)

POV: tuitter te exige subir videos pero no sabes animar

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2026, 10:20 AM

[copper vapor]

I just had lunch but still hungy

do I have a xenomorph in my tummy

[left mantle]

I still remember the Josta crashout over the pregnant emoji

God that was funny

[covert shard]

the bread thing from tf2[

[marsh cargo]

what did i just watch

[tiny notch]

i need star wars sith content injected into my blood streem

[timber oxide]

I'm weaponizing pregnancy

[left mantle]

Why did this go from the Yaris meme, to brainrot invincible?

[copper vapor]

this being from the official KFC account just makes it automatically win the internet

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet is so special he even has two pregmojis

[upbeat verge]

bro

[sour rivet]

and yet a friend remains unimpregnated

[timber oxide]

Who do you want to impregnate

[sour rivet]

im not the one impregnating

[upbeat verge]

I wa googling bus wheelchair sign but i forgot the word wheelchair
so I google bus cripple sign

oh lord

[timber oxide]

Who do you want me to impregnate

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/KFC_ES/status/2047591447164023063

KFC (@KFC_ES)

YA ES VIERNEEES🗣️🗣️

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 24, 2026, 8:20 AM

[zealous depot]

This is a statement I would rather never hear again

[sour rivet]

doge is pregnent

im pregnent

[copper vapor]

https://fixvx.com/KFC_ES/status/2034659488565793134

KFC (@KFC_ES)

AMIGOS, LLEGÓ EL PRIMER KEBAB DE POLLO FRITO.

PURO TRONCHO DE POLLO FRITO.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 19, 2026, 3:53 PM

[timber oxide]

Ok give me 5 minutes

[sour rivet]

thank you kfc

[zealous depot]

Wtf

Did I just watch

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

@celest plank

[copper vapor]

THIS ACCOUNT IS A GOLD MINE HOLY SHIT

[zealous depot]

Mbo I'll start sending you fucking bills for trauma

[marsh cargo]

KFC españa is peak

[copper vapor]

omfg

[left mantle]

yeah it's pizza time, y'all enjoy this

[copper vapor]

https://fixvx.com/KFC_ES/status/2047591447164023063

KFC (@KFC_ES)

YA ES VIERNEEES🗣️🗣️

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 24, 2026, 8:20 AM

[celest plank]

"The plan died on the ferry!"
"You have no plan."
"And you are a slave to it."

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

Sparta legit sent that one already smh

[copper vapor]

even has Mouse PI
https://fixvx.com/KFC_ES/status/2046265050604896297

KFC (@KFC_ES)

T̷̢̨̢̻ơ̸̭̟̏̒ọ̵͍̬̝̯ ̴͈̖͎̞m̸̮̩͈̥ủ̸̪̦͇̎ch çḧö̶̧͙̺̦ȅ̷̩̼͙͎s̸̠͙͔͙e

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 20, 2026, 4:29 PM

and zalgo

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

wtf why are some posts age-restricted

[tiny notch]

" Then Todd watched The Fellowship of the Ring and mistakes were made." - kirkbride 2020

https://tenor.com/view/gol-d-roger-meme-funny-one-piece-writing-gif-5206510315195397953

[copper vapor]

this is SOMEHOW getting weirder

[zealous depot]

So is kfc literally just brain rot now

Turbo brain rot

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

apparently

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet @blazing maple

[sour rivet]

the squad is complete

[oblique belfry]

it is done

[timber oxide]

i'm not gregnant

[sour rivet]

i think

[copper vapor]

oh man this was such a find

[sour rivet]

pyrson are you pregnant

[copper vapor]

thanks @marsh cargo

[upbeat verge]

u reminded me I need to re-rip those

[oblique belfry]

thought you had one of yourself

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

GRAB EM!

[timber oxide]

I can make myself gregnant

[copper vapor]

I finally saw the light, twitter isn't just goon and hatemongering

[sour rivet]

IMPREGNATE THAT POLISH FUCK

[zealous depot]

I am not preggers

[oblique belfry]

bed

[oblique belfry]

🛏️

now

[timber oxide]

Is any one of you a catgirl

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

a what now

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-pootis-engaged-gif-24941776

[quiet abyss]

Taco pregger

[zealous depot]

No

[quiet abyss]

Pyr

Do it.

[timber oxide]

Do I use my yt potato avatar, do I use my MonHun afrowarrior or do I use that little piece of shit sparkle fumo

[zealous depot]

I don't got a good enough profile pic for pregger

[quiet abyss]

You do

[zealous depot]

Nop

[quiet abyss]

Theres a face

[quiet abyss]

Therefore it can be attached

[sour rivet]

afro

[timber oxide]

pregnant youyou

[timber oxide]

Lemme see if I still have it somewhere or do I have to ask a bot for a shitty resolution one

[sour rivet]

worse comes to worse reinstall a 110gb game

[teal spade]

not without a movie and a dinner first you're not

[timber oxide]

We can go watch a movie and then eat dinner

I'm not against it

[tiny notch]

star wars just reminds me how cool cloaks and capes are

[copper vapor]

and ponchos

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/zeddikins/status/2048987434998788259

Zedd (@zeddikins)

https://t.co/GKVzxqf8w1

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2026, 4:47 AM

[teal spade]

what kind?

[timber oxide]

Did anything come out lately that you'd like to see

[timber oxide]

god fucking damnit sparter

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-dinner-leftovers-yBXuEb8lC1mqA

[timber oxide]

That's a problem because I can't think of anything too

[static axle]

Kebab

[teal spade]

guess you ain't getting this grimussy afterall

[copper vapor]

gman witnesses this and just gives up

[timber oxide]

Damn

Sorry guys, we ain't getting Grim pregnant

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlqzmIMYQ7M

interesting

geysers in mc

you can even make your own geysers

[static axle]

Ha gae

[oblique belfry]

i can already see someone making a custom waterfall or smth with this

[static axle]

Time to make villager farm into a hell hole

[teal spade]

try going after Dry, he's easy

[oblique belfry]

apparently warcrimes too

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet

[oblique belfry]

i swear i remember your potato avatar having a preg emoji

or something else

[timber oxide]

It doesn't

[oblique belfry]

weird

[timber oxide]

But I can make one

[sour rivet]

the squad is complete

fr fr

[olive coral]

no josta preg?

[timber oxide]

[timber oxide]

Now I'm gonna use it in a vid

[oblique belfry]

that was the cause of josta's execution btw

[olive coral]

whos responsible

[timber oxide]

I dunno

[oblique belfry]

ball knower

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[left mantle]

truly is ball knower

[sour rivet]

that was a year ago

oh fuck

[blazing maple]

brian

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

2025 was a good year for offtopic

[rocky turtle]

collect my vengeances

[oblique belfry]

we are gonna enter may

still no funi drama

[tiny notch]

"im right here"

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

I'm full of milk

[timber oxide]

Milk production boosted

[timber oxide]

Wait till iedy bans me for making him pregnant

[oblique belfry]

sound would've been already gone if it was up to iedy

dude made 3 or 4 slander vids about him

[sour rivet]

little did she know
it was skim milk

[timber oxide]

I'm convinced that he wants me dead for one reason or another, I just can't prove it

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-jamss-doaxes-staring-when-you-know-gif-10152841660313287334

[rocky turtle]

how many middle ids u got?

[sour rivet]

sinclair

meursult

kiramael

[rocky turtle]

damn

[sour rivet]

i used my shard boxes for albina faust 😔

[timber oxide]

What if
I only wanted to make pregiedy
But made everyone else pregnant as a cover up

You will never know

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

wait u didnt used ticket to take middle donqui?

[timber oxide]

That's an amazing sentence btw

[rocky turtle]

🥀

[sour rivet]

i used albina from support and really liked her

and i wasnt expecting fucking RICARDO HEATHCLIFF

[latent hazel]

@frozen void @olive coral garlic sauce administered

[blazing maple]

reddit thinks me saying I wanna stab people as the legion in dbd is a threat

[oblique belfry]

this shit is still so funny to me

[rocky turtle]

she and hong lu are fucking busted af

[sour rivet]

also i asked sam to choose between 3 ids for me to shard

[blazing maple]

so i told them "Check again liberal, I'm literally talking about a character in the game"

[marsh cargo]

@teal spade

[sour rivet]

"your account has been terminated"

[rocky turtle]

hong lusto can easy solo carry when u change all his skills to 3rd

[timber oxide]

Time to ram some mfs in scamsector

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

he has no reason to fucking do over 400 damage out of nowhere

[rocky turtle]

12k*

[sour rivet]

outside of md

[rocky turtle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/art-limbus-company-canto-9-vhOXetlcY8fwasJS6Y

[sour rivet]

can we give him the ability to change the battle bgm when he enters uber power mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuzAgy_88HM i wanna hear this

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/CultureCrave/status/2048397909100818475

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)

First teaser for ‘Alien: Isolation 2’ 🎮

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 26, 2026, 1:44 PM

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/thefakeerlking/status/2049010249487503671?s=20

The Real Erlking (@thefakeerlking)

//Alright time to fight Valenica again cause im bored

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2026, 6:18 AM

[copper vapor]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

I didn't know we were getting a sequel

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

they said they were workiong on one a bit ago

[rocky turtle]

soon drunken hag id for rodya and best mom id for outis

[sour rivet]

inb4 she chops kiramael in half

[timber oxide]

Hmm

[rocky turtle]

she is living her best life

[timber oxide]

Pregnant Birb is in my emoji quickbar

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Lemme just

Huh, we have a new emote?

[sour rivet]

[timber oxide]

Who added it

No, don't answer it

I think I can guess

[copper vapor]

I just saw a youtube post on the "summer vs winter" debate

the comments were just

an e-peen measuring contest on who has the most miserable life experience

[timber oxide]

Winter

[copper vapor]

zero positive comments on why someone prefers winter or summer

it was all negative comments saying "winter sucks because xyz" or "summer sucks because xyz"

[timber oxide]

It's easier to deal with cold than hot

Also snow is cool

[copper vapor]

idk I press a button and the hot goes away

quite literally

[timber oxide]

But what if you have to go outside

[copper vapor]

that's the neat part, I don't

[timber oxide]

Motherfucker broke the system

[sour rivet]

he would not say that

[left mantle]

I like spring for dancing with the increased statistically unlikely touch of god saying "fuck this area in particular"

[quiet abyss]

@proven tundra you got fat i see

[copper vapor]

the only reason I dislike summer is the sudden heavy rains

[quiet abyss]

I dislike the heat

Gimme fall or winter

[copper vapor]

being born and living in a tropical country gave me no choice other than getting gud used to it

[quiet abyss]

Canada is funky

[copper vapor]

I guess being dragged screaming to the beach twice a year by my parents also helped with the "tolerance"

[quiet abyss]

You get freezing cold and burning summers

[rocky turtle]

@pliant chasm whole family going on a trip

[quiet abyss]

Summer is consistently 25-38ish sometimes 40 on bad days

Not too hot to some countries

But for a place that can get -14 or -20 its high

[olive coral]

@latent hazel damn this shits kinda cool

could also probably kill an epyleptic

[latent hazel]

havent seen

[latent hazel]

that's all of warframe

we hate them

[olive coral]

apparently some update

june 2026

[olive coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR5JrEGtL50

its this one

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N117e1Ub39A

https://klipy.com/gifs/yakuza0-dance--k01KQAMHTA0CEN7VRK6BYT988HX

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple at long last

i can finally go back to the current season

[rocky turtle]

can we play together sometime?

[oblique belfry]

offtopic drg session ?

[left mantle]

WE'RE RICH

[oblique belfry]

MUSHROOM

[tiny notch]

i joined the server to ask about 1.21.1

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

@pliant chasm found pog item

[pliant chasm]

damn

[static axle]

[pliant chasm]

i got grappling hook from rat

[static axle]

Do you swing it from the tail and it bites to surfaces

[tiny notch]

bro is not him

[rocky turtle]

also forgot to mention that there is usually 5 type of outcomes in events

very good
good
neutral
bad
YOU FUCKED LMAO

[pliant chasm]

nah it's just a random item sadly not themed

[pliant chasm]

are they random

sometimes i have stats for it then get fucked anyways

[static axle]

opportunity missed

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

higher the stats higher the chance for good outcome

but its not a 100%

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2049172879246311894

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer.

“It’s time I did another movie.”

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2026, 5:04 PM

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll-world-if-gif-14071235670792471304

society if the jedi were slightly more self centerd

[marsh cargo]

isnt the issue that they are too self centerd?

[covert shard]

society if they discovered palpatine from the beginning.

[tiny notch]

no

[covert shard]

"i love democracy"

"yeah, just end it buddy"

[tiny notch]

the issue is that they as a group are too calm and docile

[rocky turtle]

if jedi werent complete retards*

[tiny notch]

anakin was correct the entire time

and quigon

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

society if jedi locked the fk in

[pliant chasm]

nergi item

[tiny notch]

quigon: "you bitches are so stupid and blind ima do my own thing"

[left mantle]

You lack conviction.

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dragones-monster-hunter-ruiner-nergigante-nergigante-gif-11868512802780214819

[upbeat verge]

also today I install mint and there's a new nvidia package

aaaalo

[covert shard]

do you hunt the monster?

[pliant chasm]

indeed

it was so wild it would be told the whole world for generations

[rocky turtle]

@pliant chasm beating one of the secret bosses add this item to drop list

if u beat it with cleric

[pliant chasm]

so what do i do now after caves

i beat it twice

[upbeat verge]

MIIIIIIIIIITREEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

i miss that sound in flash isaac man

[rocky turtle]

u unlocked scrapyard?

[pliant chasm]

no

how to do that

[rocky turtle]

uuugh are u got fat ass cat in 7 days?

[pliant chasm]

what

[rocky turtle]

its seems no

[uneven sapphire]

i think wilderness is my go to vintage story

[pliant chasm]

probably

[upbeat verge]

[rocky turtle]

if u beat caves its should've unlocked scrapyard

[upbeat verge]

"ayo dawg what if it doesn't work"
"it has to. load it."
@pliant chasm @tiny notch

[rocky turtle]

well u can defeat spider boss with classes that u didnt got marks yet

[pliant chasm]

i didn't

[rocky turtle]

also talk to butch cause u probably unlocked some class

[pliant chasm]

only thief so far

nothing new

[rocky turtle]

then do this #╟❓general-offtopic message

get all passives unlocked

[pliant chasm]

ok

[rocky turtle]

they are good

[pliant chasm]

got new boss in the sewers

[rocky turtle]

dont forget about colorless cat too

[pliant chasm]

@rocky turtle does hard mode unlock stuff

[rocky turtle]

they all good

[static axle]

Hello

I bring goodies

[rocky turtle]

yeah on hard route u getting harder fights and can get better items

[static axle]

[pliant chasm]

no i mean outside of combat

[rocky turtle]

items and furniture

[static axle]

@rocky turtle solasta looks like your kind of soup

[pliant chasm]

[rocky turtle]

in 2 act in location u can get Special item

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

i do wish we got more mando stuff that wasnt just din

[rocky turtle]

in 3rd act too

[pliant chasm]

im in sewers rn

[rocky turtle]

in 1st its just furniture and better quality items

[pliant chasm]

so should i ignore it

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/monsterhunter/status/2049190644493811736?s=20

Diana 👉 Monster Hunter (@monsterhunter)

Diana here, from @PRAGMATAGame! I hacked into this strange egg and huge sword…and ended up in a place full of monsters! Some of them are scary, but some are cute too~ 🥹

I'll be seeing what it means to be a Hunter and Rider. Let's play together! 🥰

X · Apr 28, 2026, 6:14 PM

[rocky turtle]

Nope

u can get furniture there

just take not chest but cardboard box

[static axle]

What ya want

[blazing maple]

hat

[pliant chasm]

kingdom come

[static axle]

He cums

[pliant chasm]

indeed

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

[pliant chasm]

🤨

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/pragmata-dance-happy-jamming-cute-gif-5708046963381980504

[zealous depot]

Le child will now be beating up monsters

[left mantle]

The child yearns to use weapons double their size

[pliant chasm]

is that game connected to re ?

[static axle]

Well there king cum, fo3 and bateman left

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

[left mantle]

Truly gamer electricity runs through their circuits

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

can i take fo3 then

[static axle]

May i interest you in fo3

[oblique belfry]

ew no

rather play fnv

gib to youyou

[oblique belfry]

also thank you steam

[oblique belfry]

insta post

[real aspen]

my favorite

[celest plank]

too much true for my wifi to comprehend

[celest plank]

ball cancer flavoured

[left mantle]

Capcom doing a funny where they have the character interact with the Twitter accounts of their other titles and you see which ones they will in the image

[pliant chasm]

ah

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

invisible man

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1313939463730233436.webp?size=128&animated=true

[zealous depot]

Jorking it

[tiny notch]

the server i stole it from has it labeled as "tummy rub"

[static axle]

Only one left is batman that everyone has

[zealous depot]

Which one of you posted the invincible jorking it meme, that was funny

[left mantle]

sure.....

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tracksuit-mark-invicible-mark-mark-grayson-brainrot-gif-6158506489624591022

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-thraggin-invincible-gif-gif-12423240024526844481

[raven swan]

https://youtu.be/ViJo69j5mdc

PEAK

[static axle]

@pliant chasm droon got country blueballed too

[raven swan]

@timid hollow

[static axle]

They catching onto me

[pliant chasm]

now i just want to know who can claim it

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338576398046072883/1497971328584515624/ezgif-5662f3f6dfebd5a4.gif

[zealous depot]

[pliant chasm]

fuck em anyways if i can't buy it they don't get ze moni