╟❓general-offtopic

[upbeat verge]

internet says steam is 32 bit application but instantly launched

ok I guess

[slim magnet]

i don't want to jump to another thing just to facilitate the switch

[cunning reef]

gimp existed solely so i can edit .dds files and no other reason

IF i do jump to something new it will be csp though

[slim magnet]

bro

[hexed stag]

I noticed that Gimp loads MUCH faster on Linux than on Win11 on the same SSD

[upbeat verge]

LISTEN IDK MAN

[cunning reef]

its cus linux is better

🤷

[proven tundra]

No you're better

[cunning reef]

i try

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/bLyDo.gif

Man I like seeing keanu

[hexed stag]

Can't argue against that one

[cunning reef]

thats not keanu

who the fuck is that

[upbeat verge]

wtf is that

[cunning reef]

im crying

[left mantle]

[proven tundra]

That's like face swapped uhhhhh green goblin actor

[sick trail]

Issat Keanu Dafoe

[proven tundra]

Yes

[left mantle]

It's Keanu Dafoe

[cunning reef]

keanu dafoe

[slim magnet]

the guy from beyond two souls

[left mantle]

Godspeed samurai

[cunning reef]

i hate these fucking gifs that look identical but only notice the difference when you post them

i miss tenor

[sick trail]

I'd say elite ball knowledge but the game was mid to watch be played by a groomer

[cunning reef]

fuck giphy man

no klipy

[proven tundra]

I'm still on tenor

[cunning reef]

fuck klipy

[slim magnet]

what

[left mantle]

mine was from tenor lmao

first option too

[cunning reef]

hes being replaced

[sick trail]

Cryaotic

[left mantle]

It's too late samurai! Weed has been legalized!

[snow tree]

Giphy goated

[slim magnet]

who the fuck is that

[sick trail]

Some Florida man

[left mantle]

Someone send trauma team to kreeo

[cunning reef]

florida and pedophiles, name a better combo

[sick trail]

Groomed a minor, doubled down, then disappeared

[proven tundra]

Hopefully without the minor?

[pallid raft]

oh i remember cry

[sick trail]

Noh
And thanks to Florida's public records act, we'd know

[pallid raft]

what a fkn degenerate

[left mantle]

[upbeat verge]

oooh mint has top panel option

how nice

[cunning reef]

its linux, you will have way more customization by default

for better or worse

[upbeat verge]

wel ubuntu didn't have it

I think

[cunning reef]

cus ubuntu is for clowns

[proven tundra]

[cunning reef]

first distro to fold to big brothers plan for id verification on the internet

clown OS

[upbeat verge]

A matter of time before they all do

[slim magnet]

literally

xd

[upbeat verge]

xd

[cunning reef]

xwx

[slim magnet]

Xd, even

[real aspen]

why would an os ask for id

[upbeat verge]

why would you think

[proven tundra]

Because it loves you and wants to keep you safe

[slim magnet]

nooooo bro you did not just call linux an os nooooooooo bro prep up your shield!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fatal error

[cunning reef]

one of the distros (i forgor) replied to the email with, and i quote "we will not be implementing this retarded idea"

[cunning reef]

surveillance

[slim magnet]

it's retarded until the buyout money comes in or the hand is forced

most likely the money

[cunning reef]

im still waiting for bailout 2.0

[slim magnet]

but it just happens

[real aspen]

ok but why would an os ask for id

and how

not even microsoft is stupdi enough to do that

[upbeat verge]

....

[real aspen]

probably

[cunning reef]

with pictures using third party vendors

youre oblivious or just not in the know

[real aspen]

im in the know

it's just

why would OS as whole ask for age id

like they'd need some excuse

[cunning reef]

cus of legislation being pushed by governments

protect the kids, argument as old as time

[real aspen]

that seems like a quick way to just lose all your userbase

[gray kettle]

[real aspen]

you'd also have to force online connection

and accounts

everyone knows how that went

[slim magnet]

i mean

nobody reacted to when discord tried to do that

and it's just postponed

[cunning reef]

discord is doing it and we are all still here

[slim magnet]

it's coming later this year

yeah

nobody cares

[cunning reef]

plenty of alternatives

[slim magnet]

people say they care

[sick trail]

People still pay for nitro

[real aspen]

alternatives that suck ass

[cunning reef]

IMAGINE

[slim magnet]

everyone's an activist until you lose your profile decoration

[cunning reef]

imagine paying for nitro

[sick trail]

🤫

[gray kettle]

[slim magnet]

such as

fucking teamspeak

[sick trail]

My shitty decorations will go away this August :]

[slim magnet]

fucking matrix

[cunning reef]

valour and uhhh the one with the weasel on it

[sick trail]

No more pfp by Shine

[gray kettle]

There was an app

[cunning reef]

i forgot

[sick trail]

Stoat?

[proven tundra]

They will pry my mean2rat sticker out of my cold dead hands (whenever they make me add a real ID)

[cunning reef]

yeah

[gray kettle]

Lemme check

"fluxer"

[slim magnet]

come to linux bro we offer total control over your machine but you have to set up everything by yourself alone and do maintenance by yourself alone and good luck finding documentation and good luck finding people that share your issues

[cunning reef]

im all for jumping to a new app but my friends wont and thats why ill be stuck here

[gray kettle]

Anyone heard bout that?

It's like open source discord apparently

[real aspen]

those alternatives are gonna die out unless multiple large communities migrate their entire discord histories

take this server for example

[slim magnet]

everyone wants decentralized shit until they realize it's not centralized and they can't reach other people easily

[cunning reef]

the one thing i know for sure is cuckcord will not be getting my ID

[real aspen]

all the data would need to be ported, at least like last 2 years of it

[cunning reef]

you will get mclovin or gmod

and youll like it

[slim magnet]

what

[gray kettle]

People scared about their data like it ain't in the web long time ago

[cunning reef]

its the principle

[sick trail]

Come try Matrix
First, let's choose a server
Oh you don't have one? You'll have to go to this centralized one :)

[cunning reef]

and giving up is for pussies

[slim magnet]

yeah it's the principle

[gray kettle]

A man shouting at the clouds

An entire crowd even

[slim magnet]

it's one thing to get my data stolen from me from under the table and it's a completely different thing for me to willingly hand it over

[gray kettle]

And all they do is just a noise

[real aspen]

not kneecapping yourself worrying about your data 24/7 is not same as giving up

[slim magnet]

i'd rather be pickpocketed than mugged

[real aspen]

ya'll need to understand that

[cunning reef]

not to mention the other data out there is not nearly as valuable as your IDENTIFICATION CARD

that has literally everything on it

[proven tundra]

The first batch of leather is almost ready!!!!

[real aspen]

my govt has my id

[cunning reef]

yeah they made it

beautiful person

[real aspen]

cant get much worse than that

[slim magnet]

and like yeah powerful "people" and the fbi already have a full profile of me and everyone in here and can even know what we're going to do in the next week beforehand but that doesn't mean i should just throw away my desire for privacy

[real aspen]

fun fact that you need an id to get a phone number here

it's so ass

[gray kettle]

That's probably a default thing now

Like almost everywhere

[sick trail]

You ain't special, same here

[real aspen]

damn

[cunning reef]

not here at least

[real aspen]

cant have burner phones anymore

[cunning reef]

but i do need a phone to get a job

and most jobs wont hire me without a car

[slim magnet]

i need 20 years of experience to get a job

[gray kettle]

It was too easy to buy a random starter from a small store, put it in and make joke calls about bombs in hospitals etc

[sick trail]

You need 40yrs experience on Swift

[copper vapor]

this but for job applications

[cunning reef]

you need 20 years experience wth software thats only available to employees at the company youre applying to

[gray kettle]

But my papa works for Nintendo

[slim magnet]

i unironically sent this to my mom and dad and they went silent on pushing the idea that i'm the one that doesn't want to get a job just to get on their nerves

[gray kettle]

He knows the ceo

[copper vapor]

and the software was released 5 years ago

[cunning reef]

at this point most of my friends who have good jobs i assume either have had said job for a decade or got in through a friend

and i think thats a bad mindset to have but damn it sure feels like it

[slim magnet]

that and my dad completed a course of something IT related some time ago and couldn't get anywhere with at all

[gray kettle]

You surely get to know people - good people to keep around

[slim magnet]

so he realized shit's fucked

[copper vapor]

I check both boxes

in 3 months I'll "celebrate" 10 years on my current job

🥳

and I got in thanks to a friend lmao

[real aspen]

5 cent rise

for your long labor

[cunning reef]

my current job aint bad but the manager is such a tool

[real aspen]

a year*

[cunning reef]

makes it worse

[gray kettle]

2 more years for me to say the same

Kinda whack if you ask me

So much time passed

Like when...

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/b2h3v.gif

[timber oxide]

You just described most jobs

[cunning reef]

thing is we used to have a nice manager

but she got demoted to assistant, the new one got put as store manager

and then she left to work at a different building cus she also couldnt stand him

[gray kettle]

Yikes

Not surprised

[copper vapor]

we used to have a great ceo

then he left

then we had another great ceo

then he left

now I have no idea what to think of our current ceo

[timber oxide]

Wait till they leave

[cunning reef]

weve had uhhh 7 people leave as a result of this one manager

iirc

8

[copper vapor]

I have two managers and it's like the Far Cry 4 main quest npcs

[cunning reef]

2 went to other stores the rest just quit

[copper vapor]

one of them wants to change everything

[gray kettle]

Yea if higher ups don't see it as a problem then they are retarded

[copper vapor]

the other wants shit to stay the same

[gray kettle]

Like seriously

[copper vapor]

they fight and argue and bicker

then the "nothing ever changes" guy wins

because as we like to say

[cunning reef]

i think it was on purpose honestly

[copper vapor]

"if it ain't broke don't fix it"

[cunning reef]

they wanted a new cast of people to train in the way the company is run now

[copper vapor]

and I like the way things are now

[timber oxide]

You need to help one and then assassinate the other to progress the main story

[cunning reef]

cus it was a lot more chill before he showed up

[gray kettle]

Lmao new cast

[cunning reef]

cus the old cast was adamant on how it was done

[gray kettle]

Just wait till noone who knows the shit how's done is around

[cunning reef]

not how it "should be"

one of my old coworkers was literally getting 5 hours a week

i dont think you do that to anyone unless you want them to quit

[gray kettle]

Wait so like...

You spend 40+ hours at work and you only work 5

[real aspen]

imagine if it was salaried

[cunning reef]

i dont work 40 im like 25

parttime

[gray kettle]

Or you only get 5 hours of work per week and you get paid as much

[cunning reef]

store manager is the only salary person and i call him salary boy

or salad boy

[real aspen]

American so probably hourly

[cunning reef]

hourly

and even fulltime here isnt 40 hours

its like 31+

most ive seen is 35

[gray kettle]

Well NGL if I got paid for full time and only had to work few hours a week

I would call it W

[cunning reef]

youre paid by the hour

[snow tree]

It's better than klipy/tenor

[cunning reef]

if you work less hours you get less pay

[snow tree]

And doesn't censor as much content

[gray kettle]

Yea I work 40+ hours per week now, sometimes I am busy for maybe 20 hours.
And I get paid for all 40

[copper vapor]

same.

[cunning reef]

thats salad work for u

[copper vapor]

my contract is full time but I work 3 hours per day on average

[real aspen]

most jobs could probably be done in like, 12 hours a week

[cunning reef]

the double edged sword for most salary stuff is being forced to work on the off time cus youre getting paid the same amount anyways

but its more common in like managerial roles

[copper vapor]

speaking of working 3 hours per day on average

time for a break

[real aspen]

reporting you to your ceo

[proven tundra]

I'm having a skill issue rn

trying to forge a helve hammer

fml

[real aspen]

hammer
hinge
Wheel

shrimple

[gray kettle]

30 minutes left for me for today

I am on my 2 hours discord break rn

[proven tundra]

nah actually forging the head

you need to use all the voxels

in two ingots

I'm really bad at slide puzzles

[copper vapor]

[gray kettle]

Vintage story?

[copper vapor]

yup

[cunning reef]

ye

[proven tundra]

[gray kettle]

I tried it some time ago

[cunning reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vintage-story-death--k01KQA2W4WPP0E9K60CQTCGYFW9

[real aspen]

eat it

[gray kettle]

Got mauled by a bear and wolf like immediately

[proven tundra]

I guess there's a reason they offer you a recipe to just smelt it instead of forging it

for people like me

[copper vapor]

bonk

[gray kettle]

My character screaming like a fucking trumpet almost gave me a heart attack

[proven tundra]

[gray kettle]

[cunning reef]

you can play hunter and outrun wolves and bears

[proven tundra]

I play commoner and cheat to add the tailor only repair recipe

cause it should be base game tbh

[gray kettle]

"okay, fresh world! Let's just look around to see what we ha....IS THAT A FCKING BEAR"

[proven tundra]

*base class

[cunning reef]

i do dislike how tailor works

i wish it was just more effective methods for cloth crafting and cheaper recipes

[gray kettle]

I once traveled 5000 blocks to get copper chunks

Best adventure ever

[proven tundra]

or like a special quilted armor set maybe

[gray kettle]

Didn't even knew where my home was

[cunning reef]

better ruins mitigates the pain a little bit cus you can get so many clothes from ruins

me and my bf were makin a wizard tower looking thing

last i played

[gray kettle]

I made Heroes V Sylvan Tree in Minecraft years ago

[gray kettle]

The only build that I was kinda hyped for

[cunning reef]

forgot i had screenshots folder

[proven tundra]

okay fuck this I can't hammer a helve head for the life of me
just gonna break it apart and smelt it instead

[gray kettle]

🔨 🐀

[proven tundra]

[cunning reef]

very importante chicken coop with the lighting mod i liked (dunno if it still around)

[copper vapor]

IMPORTANTE 🤌

[cunning reef]

we were using ducks from a mod

but none of the duck eggs were usable in the cooking recipes

so we had to get chickens

alongside the ducks

[thick plover]

the funni ram

[cunning reef]

also for anyone wanting to make fancy chicken coops make sure the blocks holding up the coop (if its elevated) are solid cus the chickens pathfinding will fuck up and wont be able to climb the little stairs you make them

[snow tree]

[proven tundra]

The crops are almost ready

[pallid raft]

id jump for beef

[cunning reef]

the harvest will be bountiful

dark souls 2 time

[copper vapor]

how high

[slim magnet]

chicken coop when duck singleplayer enters the room

[proven tundra]

Meteoric Iron pog

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/vintage-story-hop-on-vintage-story-hop-on-play-vintage-story-vintage-gif-7980509922829213904

[quiet yew]

damn what do I play this weekend

been thing DOOM 2016

or SC Chaos Theory

polar opposites

[brittle karma]

reap what you sow fr

its a shame fragile had to die for it too

[slim magnet]

surely it can't be a "you SHOULD use the fal and the grizzly!" essay

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/readyornot-judge-meme-gif-13775391740718228180

[pallid raft]

1 block vertical

9 bangs suck in ready or not

they barely work for me

[proven tundra]

dang forgot you need iron to mine meteoric iron

[cunning reef]

marked for later

[timber oxide]

It's in the name

[proven tundra]

I can stick the pieces I picked up off the ground into a bloom and make them into bars

and then go back and mine the rest

[slim magnet]

that's crazy it's actually a well informed video

[proven tundra]

bountiful harvest

[real aspen]

FAL OSW is sex

[timber oxide]

I will use whatever loadout I want and no yt video can stop me

[snow tree]

[real aspen]

truck

[proven tundra]

Hmmm

You need a bellow to work iron now

[static axle]

yay another step

wohooo

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

soon shit has more steps to make iron than artemis has laucnh sequences

[proven tundra]

Charcoal only gets ingots up to 750c on the forge

[verbal gate]

Who wants burgers

[copper vapor]

so now we got to edit this meme to say 8 step process

[verbal gate]

Just drank 4 bottles of soju alone, I feel weird

[static axle]

anyone want hogwarts legass

[snow tree]

I want your ass

[static axle]

[snow tree]

[verbal gate]

the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages has turned me temporarily nonverbal

[snow tree]

Liver failure

[verbal gate]

Got me in a corner silent

[static axle]

but i do have code for it, gambled playstation pc games key

idk why hogworts was in there

[snow tree]

Lmao key gamblero

[static axle]

best kind of gamble

[snow tree]

They give it away because it doesn't sell

[proven tundra]

I think it's on sale for like $10 CAD rn

Still wouldn't buy it

[verbal gate]

It's the king of mid games, solid 4.5 out of 10 ass game

And that's being generous

[static axle]

well idk i got crimson desert deluxe for 33 bucks

[proven tundra]

Ughhhhhhhhh it's also laundry day

Grah

As the kids say

[snow tree]

That one you will play

[verbal gate]

Don't wash your clothes

Stay stinky

[proven tundra]

I have to

I put on my last clean pair of underwear this morning

[static axle]

i didnt pay anything cause i bought the 4buck gamble with cashback

[verbal gate]

Buy another pair

[snow tree]

Time to deploy little shitlings

[static axle]

it gud gaem tho

[proven tundra]

They do their own
I have to do mine

[snow tree]

Useless

[proven tundra]

Pretty much

[snow tree]

Ask them who pays for their rent and food

[static axle]

no moar sale

[verbal gate]

Use the power of coercion

[snow tree]

[verbal gate]

Give them ice cream or something

[static axle]

it does look like kreeo game tho

[snow tree]

I'm playing Return to Moria with my boys

[static axle]

just avada kedavra some kids

[snow tree]

We dwarfing around

[static axle]

well on key site it is

i thought you meant steam

[proven tundra]

Green man isn't a key site

The way you mean

It's not a key reseller

[static axle]

i know

but still

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

Harry porter jump scare.wav

[proven tundra]

I don't use any of those sites

Too sketchy 4 me

[rocky turtle]

yes

[snow tree]

gmg is legit

But often times overpriced

[proven tundra]

I don't buy games at full price usually

It's just on the list

[arctic flicker]

the 3 year wait program for games

[proven tundra]

https://isthereanydeal.com/

Always check this before I buy games

I'm staring at Icarus
Waiting for it to go back on 90% sale

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

you could magic after moria tho

[zealous depot]

Car getting oil change

[static axle]

(i need to get rid of this code)

[snow tree]

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

Gift it to Doge...

[zealous depot]

Now I sit

And I'm hungry

[static axle]

@oblique belfry bitch

[zealous depot]

Low key might go buy McDonald's breakfast after this

[proven tundra]

Good call

[static axle]

man he could even play it

[zealous depot]

Give it to me

Idk what it is

[proven tundra]

Hogwarts

[upbeat verge]

960 🥀

[zealous depot]

Oh

[static axle]

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

watched boxbox rant about the set and i agree with him
there is barely any "flex" option in this set

i dont get it

[oblique belfry]

❓

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

this is cursed

burn it

[static axle]

you wanna play hogworts

[oblique belfry]

ew no

[snow tree]

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

i dont like harry potah

[zealous depot]

Doge doesn't want to be a wizard

[snow tree]

He's not a wizurd

[zealous depot]

He doesn't want to be a swole wizard

[static axle]

he will be

[oblique belfry]

no the fuck i wont

[snow tree]

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

give it to someone that actually likes it

[timber oxide]

So, you

[oblique belfry]

no

[timber oxide]

Yes

[snow tree]

Yes

[oblique belfry]

i said no

[timber oxide]

We don't care

[static axle]

i would give to hannya but he owns it already

perhaps youyou

[oblique belfry]

its gonna be a waste of your money then

[static axle]

idk if youyou has the power

[oblique belfry]

because i will not play it

[timber oxide]

You now like it, the crowd has decided

[static axle]

@pliant chasm

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/riddler-paul-dano-1--k01KQA6H16BKW30DNVFWBMS1HJ2

[proven tundra]

Speaking of wasting my money

MasterCard bill with my laptop finally arrived

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[rustic ibex]

so much cheese

[proven tundra]

A man's gotta have hobbies

[timber oxide]

I took away his cheese tho

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

He's cheese consumed

[rustic ibex]

No Cheese November

[zealous depot]

The cheese will fuel the coffee addiction

[zealous depot]

Speaking of which

I'm gonna get coffee from McDonald's too

[proven tundra]

McDonald's isn't bad

[timber oxide]

Brotha no

[proven tundra]

For fast food coffee

[slim magnet]

i just made the harpoon rocket launcher thing to get back on the mood to mod gzdoom since i had the spritesheet just lying there since god knows when

[proven tundra]

Better than Tim Hortons

[zealous depot]

Gonna get two breakfast burritos and some coffee

[zealous depot]

We don't got a tims

[proven tundra]

Thank goodness

[timber oxide]

What the fuck is a tim horton

[upbeat verge]

opa....
@proven tundra @zealous depot @tiny notch

[latent hazel]

How much is it
Picture won't load

[upbeat verge]

yes its legal to patch your drive stfu

[proven tundra]

Famous Canadian coffee chain

[zealous depot]

Use to have uhhh

A pretty good coffee place here. Made gud sandwiches

Wired bean

[upbeat verge]

mmm samich

[zealous depot]

Was the name

[timber oxide]

Unchain the coffee

[uneven sapphire]

Get some poutine for me

[proven tundra]

My bill for the month was $4632.03

Laptop was 3200

[zealous depot]

I will have rat send it to me and then I'll send it to you, trust (i will eat the entire thing)

[latent hazel]

What the fuck

[zealous depot]

Oddly enough I am probably the closest to rat

[proven tundra]

I pay for everything with my credit card

[proven tundra]

Are you closer than atrox?

[latent hazel]

What the FUCK?

Are you retarded

[proven tundra]

He's in Ontario

[proven tundra]

?

[timber oxide]

Bober is relatively close to a rat, yes

[upbeat verge]

BRO why does mint have a TV channels app

[latent hazel]

Wait its Canadian funny money

[zealous depot]

Oh....no, but he's a nerd. I'm like right outside of the border, up in minnesota

[proven tundra]

Yeah

[latent hazel]

How much is that in actual currency

Like the rouble

[timber oxide]

Don't worry about it it's just Xal doing Xal things

[uneven sapphire]

[zealous depot]

Hour away from the border I believe

[frail leaf]

💱 4,600 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 3,365.22 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[uneven sapphire]

Like 7 gajillion

[visual abyss]

Anyone know what to do when nothing is fun?

[timber oxide]

Monopoly money is worth more than the rouble

[uneven sapphire]

Outside

[latent hazel]

3300 for a laptop

[cyan moth]

Hey are they talking about our colourful money?

[latent hazel]

Are you stupid?

Why

[timber oxide]

Why not

[visual abyss]

Idk about that tbh

[latent hazel]

Not false

[uneven sapphire]

It’s pretty good

[proven tundra]

All my bills are on my credit card too lmao
It's just that my laptop happened to also be on this month's charge

[cyan moth]

any albertians?

[latent hazel]

So did the laptop cost 3300 USD yes or no

I dont do credit cards

[frail leaf]

💱 3,200 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 2,341.34 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[latent hazel]

Cash and debit only

[zealous depot]

What's your limit on that credit card rat

[proven tundra]

No only 2300 USD

[uneven sapphire]

Good laptops are not cheap

[latent hazel]

That's still like $1500 too much?

[proven tundra]

That one is 11k

[zealous depot]

God damn

Mines only 5k

[pliant chasm]

wjat

[zealous depot]

Cause I keep dodging the credit line increases

[uneven sapphire]

I guess it’s worths to study

[timber oxide]

I don't do credit

[zealous depot]

I only have one, that I use for snacks

[static axle]

i have funny wizard game

[zealous depot]

For coffee

[pliant chasm]

which one

[static axle]

warthog

[pliant chasm]

i have it and i played it

[static axle]

well shiet

[pliant chasm]

auction it

[proven tundra]

How much is a 5070ti these days

[uneven sapphire]

I should play vintage but I have local strava records to beat

[proven tundra]

+32gb ddr5 ram

[proven tundra]

Running is better than gaming

[timber oxide]

Screw the 5070, that 32gb ram is enough

[proven tundra]

I miss running

[static axle]

like a grand?

[sick trail]

15 quintillion rubles right there

[uneven sapphire]

I’ll be biking today cuz I’ll be out from 1pm till 10pm tomorrow

[pliant chasm]

the dragon levels in tda do suck

[timber oxide]

See, I knew monopoly money is worth more than roubles

[static axle]

do you have friends who would like to have it

[pliant chasm]

i guess

[static axle]

[pliant chasm]

but they probably have it

the only one i can think of probably has it

[proven tundra]

I can ask my younger daughter if she wants it but she hates jk rowling

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

she doesn't appear in the game dw

[static axle]

[uneven sapphire]

[static axle]

pyaac and hannya want the game but both have also played it

[rocky turtle]

@brittle karma holy shit ||birningham killed doban||

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-speaks-christian-bale-gif-24882332

[pliant chasm]

it has built in mod support
so probably worth having it again

[tiny notch]

me and my tech teacher talking about claude

[uneven sapphire]

Hmm should I do 40 or 50 kms today

[sick trail]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GhR5qWv737k

[rocky turtle]

what game?

[sick trail]

Most sane TF2 edit

[pliant chasm]

kys once is enough

[static axle]

hogwarts

[uneven sapphire]

True

But 1 is rookie numbers

[static axle]

also i sent steam another ticket to ask the activation date for the dwarves

2 times in a row

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

but muh terf

[pliant chasm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-leaf-1

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

DOES YOU WANTS IT

[copper vapor]

speaking of edits

[rocky turtle]

ye

[pliant chasm]

sold

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9j7kLG7VK8

friendly reminder of the best edit ever made

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-sold-gif-gif-20734009

[static axle]

i swear to god if this is also a dupe imma do things

[pliant chasm]

i really hope this gif doesn't have any funny context

[static axle]

if i remember it does

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/5hfRjN3txdM?si=1Um8ELFs7hrHuz0X

[static axle]

yippee warthog worked

[pliant chasm]

nah you're just misremembering surely

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-slave-gif-3676026681474985874

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/blub-fish-1--k01KQA85BHAZ4RR8DRCB0W3S707

[verbal gate]

no aircon, no wifi, this is the worst thing that can happen to a guy ever

[proven tundra]

A fate worse than death

At least you're not stuck in the penis flattering machine

[verbal gate]

hey if a machine flatters my penis I'd be set for a while

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

mandalore is back to his usual weird stuff

[static axle]

@copper vapor got a refund for the dwarves key, bought the gamble key, got another dupe dwarves

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

third time imma pick another seller

[proven tundra]

Why do you keep using key resellers

[light monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[static axle]

why not

99% of the time they work flawless

[copper vapor]

he's in it for the rush of the gamble

[proven tundra]

Game devs would rather you pirate their games then use key resellers

They lose money on chargebacks from fraudulent transactions etc

[sick trail]

Average NorthernLion clip

[upbeat verge]

a warrior never gives his enemy backshots , he must face his opponent head on

[zealous depot]

Food

Acquired

[rocky turtle]

bober got wood

[torn solar]

I only fight women.

[upbeat verge]

oh how nice
I kind of dont even need the fancy control app cuz this shit barely uses resources and keeps evything nice and quiet

[copper vapor]

silver lining

or is it silver lyming

[upbeat verge]

that's bonkers

[zealous depot]

I was not surprised its all filled with ai

[copper vapor]

"that's crazy"

[sick trail]

Something doesn't quite mean "remove"

[upbeat verge]

wdym 6.6 on idle bro I'm used to seeing like 16 or more gigs with windows

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[copper vapor]

it does say 'content filtering' so he'll likely let it remain there
but with a filter button to not show AI content

[copper vapor]

something's wrong with your windows then... mine's taking 7 gb on "idle" (steam, discord and browser)

[latent hazel]

why do you need a 5070ti in a laptop

[upbeat verge]

eh

[copper vapor]

gaming

[latent hazel]

you game on pc

and work on a laptop

[copper vapor]

ratdad games on whatever ratdad wants

[proven tundra]

Because a man needs hobbies

[latent hazel]

have the hobbies on your computer, loser

[proven tundra]

My kids have their own jobs and money
I don't have a spouse

I wanna game on a laptop sorry not sorry

My setup

[hexed stag]

Glasses included

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

the glasses

[copper vapor]

Simple. Efficient. Glorious.

[proven tundra]

I don't need to wear them if I'm just shitposting on discord

[upbeat verge]

u know bro is old when he has his glasses

https://tenor.com/view/dog-with-glasses-dog-reaction-dog-turning-funny-reac-girlidgaf-gif-42124585435328345

this u?

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

AUUUUUU

huge smash

[quiet abyss]

He looks like a guy i work with

[upbeat verge]

I'd tap that

respectfully ofc

[raven swan]

Rat dad face reveal? On a random tuesday

[proven tundra]

Sorry I'm not actually a rat

[raven swan]

??

[marsh cargo]

lies that 5 rats in a trenchcoat with a leather face

[proven tundra]

Whoops didn't notice I'd left out the bottle of laxative

Please ignore

[quiet abyss]

Quiet vegetable

[quiet abyss]

You could have said nothing

And no one would notice

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

I noticed

[quiet abyss]

I didnt

[raven swan]

I remember doing a face reveal ages ago

[quiet abyss]

Im willing to bet ivan was too entranced by your looks to notice

[proven tundra]

It's in the other picture

[quiet abyss]

And now im curious

[quiet abyss]

I know

[proven tundra]

His face is in his pfp

Duh

[quiet abyss]

But i think any chances of him noticing were killed right then

[raven swan]

I don't mind hitting chat with my magnificent mugshot again

[quiet abyss]

Give

[upbeat verge]

I love putting a CD/dvd and hearing the noises I'm like hehe it's thinking

[raven swan]

Want to see me at my peak or something recent and decrepit

[quiet abyss]

Im sitting on a bench rn and theres this group of like 14 year olds talking about n word

[quiet abyss]

Both

[real aspen]

im gonna play [redacted]

[quiet abyss]

Fuck off to stalker chat then

[real aspen]

nuh uh

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/craft-anime--k01KQA9M045RXNJCH1TYD990ASC

[marsh cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[real aspen]

yeah nevermind it CTDs

ts so ass oomfs

[proven tundra]

Why would you start now when there's a big update next week

[slim magnet]

@marsh cargo @little depot @cunning bronze @upbeat verge

[upbeat verge]

true?
I agree I guess

[raven swan]

On the terrace in my uni

[marsh cargo]

freeman curi

[upbeat verge]

aw man

[proven tundra]

[slim magnet]

freeman volao en pasta

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-dobby-rather-mundane-when-i-see-the-dog-holding-back-gif-21970815

must resist

[upbeat verge]

translate

[proven tundra]

How is life

I think

[slim magnet]

hey dude how's life going
half

[upbeat verge]

hehehehehe

[proven tundra]

I wasn't sure what medias meant

[slim magnet]

"a medias" better translates into like a "decent" or "eh" but the joke is that media = half

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

Did I break the illusion or something

[upbeat verge]

you did ye

[covert shard]

Hello

[upbeat verge]

but youre cool so its fine

[covert shard]

20 minutes until I get time to lunch

Or until I have to dissamble another motor.

[quiet abyss]

What a distinguished gentleman wtf

Idk what i expected

[proven tundra]

20 lunches until I get time to minute

[pliant meteor]

https://youtu.be/P_ruoFWDKnw

Beaten by his own fanbase
Beaten by his own story

🥀

[covert shard]

He sells solar panels at a low fair price?

[quiet abyss]

Dumb

[upbeat verge]

bro was mint designed for people with 500 pixel displays why is the alt tab thumbnails so small

[quiet abyss]

Thats him

You goofy fuck

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

Dr house?

[quiet abyss]

No you fucking dummy that picture is lettuce

[proven tundra]

That's a person

Not a vegetable

[quiet abyss]

Rat.

[covert shard]

I see, but I did asked if he sold solar panels at a low fair price

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

I dont need to explain that you arent a rat

[slim magnet]

pero weon fajdksfñldskjfañs

[quiet abyss]

You exposed yourself mr

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

No

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[quiet abyss]

Unfair price

[real aspen]

why are you round

[covert shard]

Ah.

[quiet abyss]

He is wong from doctor strange, but indian ofc

[upbeat verge]

not sure you'd need it but apparently u can set scroll wheel on title bar to reduce the opacity of the window

[covert shard]

Not trying to offend you... You look like a math teacher

[quiet abyss]

Also sab arent you overweight

[proven tundra]

I'm larping as a well adjusted adult

[quiet abyss]

Everyone is

[proven tundra]

When I'm in fact a weird adult

[upbeat verge]

well on some apps

[quiet abyss]

Everyone is

[upbeat verge]

we all are

[clear bough]

you look like someone's dad

[quiet abyss]

He says math teacher, i say desk worker at a random machine shop

[upbeat verge]

some are unfortunately british so there is no saving them

[quiet abyss]

[covert shard]

I am of legal age, soo I kinda fit onto that criteria

[quiet abyss]

Because you look like one of the office guys at my work

[covert shard]

That's because he is.

[clear bough]

thats the joke

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306026800480256010/1496972930293170247/IQ_Crow.gif

[proven tundra]

My daughters will be relieved that I am in fact their father
And I didn't find them in a dumpster like I told them

[clear bough]

[covert shard]

Oh god... Not manchester

[raven swan]

@quiet abyss i said I'd show me at my arguable peak, here it is, me and the uhhh ex

[covert shard]

"dad, where did you found us?"

" In the back shed"

[copper vapor]

that explains why the ending is dogshit

[copper vapor]

hey fat*

[upbeat verge]

zamnnn

[raven swan]

[raven swan]

Too much takeout, not enough starvation

[slim magnet]

trve

[copper vapor]

why she got such big eyes, looks like those weird-ass selfie filters

[clear bough]

peak

[raven swan]

At fair and appreciable rates

[raven swan]

All natural

[copper vapor]

irl anime character

[real aspen]

enough to sit on you

[marsh cargo]

[slim magnet]

bro i keep clicking on screenshots when trying to get to offtopic

[clear bough]

woah

[raven swan]

[slim magnet]

i'm like one slip away from !topic on a random dude inspecting his gun with sunscale 3

[clear bough]

lmao

[real aspen]

stack trace:

cock

[slim magnet]

trace deez

[real aspen]

cock?

[slim magnet]

chat when's the offtopic orange juice royal rumble

[clear bough]

dihh

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/natty-rooster-gif-15151681

[sick trail]

Comedic how that's an actual physics term

[raven swan]

Enough to sit on him and give him a good time or enough to give him internal bleeding

[real aspen]

probably half of both at once

[proven tundra]

[clear bough]

someone out there would pay for that

[real aspen]

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

unfortunately everyone is broke in georgia

[raven swan]

Atrox would pay for that

[slim magnet]

why did they name the country after a state in the usa

are they stupid

that's blatant plagiarism

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

ok so an applett is like a windows widget

[real aspen]

i mean

yes

[upbeat verge]

kind of

[real aspen]

they are stupid

but that's not the point

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rzZc_-ZFXc

[raven swan]

Georgia should dmca the usa

[slim magnet]

it's not plagiarised it's based on a true story

[covert shard]

She is mad with me?

[sick trail]

They visit Georgia once, then name a state after it

[upbeat verge]

offer her a piece of cheese

[raven swan]

They didn't even visit India and named their people indians

[sick trail]

Notice, they did not name a state after Bulgaria

[slim magnet]

like how gringos named a whole ass state and a whole ass town after one dude with wooden teeth

what's their deal

[covert shard]

Notice, they did not named a state after poland

But for some reason, they named a city of "little Italy" or something

[upbeat verge]

I CAN MAKE THE START MENU LARGER

THATS A THING!?

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

Mafia

[sick trail]

You just gotta cut a cherry tree or something and they name shit after you

[copper vapor]

of the people, by the people, for the people

EAGLE

https://tenor.com/b1hgw.gif

[covert shard]

I can offer her a piece of toast

[copper vapor]

oh shit mr beast jumpscare

[covert shard]

She quite liked it

[sick trail]

Utah's greatest ally

[marsh cargo]

dog

[covert shard]

She is a sweetie and a chaotic veing

[upbeat verge]

she is fond of toast

[covert shard]

I saw that on YouTube yesterday

[pliant chasm]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/vns6.gif

[covert shard]

You want another one?

[upbeat verge]

fuck is that

[oblique belfry]

hows tda

[pliant chasm]

actually fun once you get used to it

[pliant chasm]

this but demon version

[copper vapor]

shingeki

[slim magnet]

is the game good or no so far

[pliant chasm]

yes

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

until the game breaks its own vibe by throwing you into a turret or vehicle section

[upbeat verge]

propaganda

[pliant chasm]

it's very different but very smooth and feels good

[upbeat verge]

dont believe him

[pliant chasm]

dragon section is infact ass

[upbeat verge]

vehicle section in a doom game

blud this aint hallo gtfo

[pliant chasm]

hardest part is getting used to slayer movement

[upbeat verge]

???

[pliant chasm]

bro feels like a fucking tank

[upbeat verge]

isn't he faster

[copper vapor]

slayer? but I hardly know 'er

[copper vapor]

no

[pliant chasm]

yea but not as much control as eternal

default speed is faster

with auto sprint

[upbeat verge]

aah

[pliant chasm]

he's very heavy
if you drop high enough you kill all fodder demons

[oblique belfry]

the fuck

[upbeat verge]

fucking fatass

too much cacodemon ghoulash

[pliant chasm]

shield feels nice

laser weapon are so fucking good

and you get a precision gun that launches metal rods

[slim magnet]

this shit is the idk

weirdest design choice

not terrible

but extremely weird

[pliant chasm]

yeah it's odd

[slim magnet]

because they did say a lot of facing against hordes of mobs

[pliant chasm]

i think they wanted to cater more to the people who didn't like how fast eternal was

not that tda is slow

[copper vapor]

what about the skull grinder

[slim magnet]

yet "the horde" is entirely mobs that can not attack back and EXPLODE if you JUMP

[covert shard]

Doggo mk2

[pliant chasm]

very fun

it's good in aoe or fat demons

scuffed shotgun but it is fun to use

[copper vapor]

I think this design has been dumb since eternal, but they "need" to have chainsaw fodder to replenish ammo otherwise you run out and it's a gg

[pliant chasm]

i used it before ssg on mancubus

[slim magnet]

thing is the entire game feels like "we have hype moments and aura" but zero substance and not because "uhhh it's not le eternal!!!"

[pliant chasm]

never had issues with ammo

[copper vapor]

does it do the bad to the bone riff when you shoot

[pliant chasm]

even when i get ammo is low idc since all weapons feel good

[slim magnet]

then again i still haven't played it

[pliant chasm]

sadly no

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeEN-9SXnUM

[pliant chasm]

you can kill very fast

hell knight = shield charge + ssg shot to the dome

ggs

[upbeat verge]

cuz in order to do good u are forced to play turbo fast otherwise every demon gets on your ass in a nanosecond

[pliant chasm]

but you do get like 2-4 hell knights in a fight

[slim magnet]

play epic 2 for doom 2 ivan

[upbeat verge]

marrow first momo

[slim magnet]

fun and cozy megawad that takes you on an adventure through ancient egyptian tombs and then SPACE

ah

[pliant chasm]

all weapons so far feel good