#╟❓general-offtopic

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timber oxide
marsh cargo
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it is exactly what you think it is

flat violet
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Yes I know, I have already seen them, I still don't get them kekl

zealous depot
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Jorking it

flat violet
marsh cargo
green granite
timber oxide
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Can we ban Doge and Cup

green granite
timber oxide
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A lot

oblique belfry
timber oxide
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A few

flat violet
timber oxide
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ew, monster

oblique belfry
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also i love how people shat on thragg in ep6

green granite
oblique belfry
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then they went "my bad g" in ep7

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
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saying shit like "nvm aura re earned"

zealous depot
green granite
timber oxide
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Show Thragg still looks kinda fat

green granite
zealous depot
timber oxide
oblique belfry
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but when his therapy skull gets destroyed

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he goes all in

green granite
marsh cargo
zealous depot
green granite
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I dont remember if it was Sanford

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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KILL

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DESTROY

oblique belfry
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mc12 was all about sanford

thin bobcat
green granite
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Ik but I thought it was an ep about Hank for a second

oblique belfry
green granite
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Ok so that was him

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Absolute cinematic

marsh cargo
green granite
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Celebrities is peak

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
timber oxide
oblique belfry
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and almost got split in half

thin bobcat
oblique belfry
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anyways back to mgr

green granite
timber oxide
marsh cargo
copper vapor
zealous depot
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Sparta is the safe for work version of sturm

marsh cargo
zealous depot
quiet abyss
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sturm is the superior version

zealous depot
quiet abyss
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because he still has darktide

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unlike SOMEONE

marsh cargo
quiet abyss
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doesnt even play vt2 with me smh

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and i KNOW he has it

zealous depot
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Do you only come in here when darktide calls you

quiet abyss
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im on VERMINTIDE

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nerd

zealous depot
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Same thing

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They both got tide

quiet abyss
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not same

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one has better melee (its darktide)

quiet abyss
oblique belfry
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saw this so many times

quiet abyss
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yeah i love this guys videos

quiet abyss
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just making random things into legs

thin bobcat
oblique belfry
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instagram is a lovely app

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you never know what you will see

green granite
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alright @marsh cargo

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let the pain commence

quiet abyss
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your humor confounds me

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i dont know what makes you tick

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so i feel like our chats are so lame

oblique belfry
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why is doktor collecting hands

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is he kira

quiet abyss
marsh cargo
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i got a new build

green granite
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no resource again

zealous depot
copper vapor
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just usual kojima weirdness

thin bobcat
marsh cargo
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wtf

oblique belfry
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but like

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?

marsh cargo
green granite
marsh cargo
green granite
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@marsh cargo look at this

green granite
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but like there are bunch of guns I really

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do not want to grind

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so I just wanna get it overwith

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also it's a material boost week so I go all out

marsh cargo
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bullet vomit

green granite
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@marsh cargo wait

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did you do or finish any legendary?

zealous depot
# marsh cargo

What is up with this

Is there some kinda gauntlet survive the waves type shit now

marsh cargo
copper vapor
rustic ibex
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devs playing too much warframe

oblique belfry
copper vapor
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"crashes on high end pc" sticker moment
bro thinks 4070ti sets him up 'for years'

zealous depot
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I stopped playing before the first dlc

marsh cargo
zealous depot
rustic ibex
green granite
marsh cargo
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there is now infinite level ups

marsh cargo
copper vapor
green granite
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I bought like

zealous depot
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Maybe i will have

green granite
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100 mods and dissassembled it

zealous depot
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To cough up muneh for div 2

copper vapor
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I have the same gpu and some games struggle to stay at 60fps on 1440p res

zealous depot
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I forgot they canceled heartland omegakekw

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I played that when it had its demo

green granite
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I enjoyed its alpha testing

marsh cargo
green granite
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im just jumping around to look at vendors rn

static axle
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Gambling was not worth it. Anyone want xcom 2omegakekw omegakekw omegakekw

green granite
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blegh

marsh cargo
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i already have it

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so shame

static axle
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I should gamble goty key

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Surely itll be good right

oblique belfry
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surely crimson desert

mystic dust
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doing solo legendary with that build was a lot of fun

rustic ibex
mystic dust
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wonder if the build still holds up this many years after the fact

static axle
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Sniper Ghost Warrior 2omegakekw omegakekw

static axle
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Never answering loking ahh

oblique belfry
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mf im playing mgr

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i read

quiet abyss
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@marsh cargo i dont wanna hear another "outcast engi is hard to play" outta you

oblique belfry
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i just dont answer

quiet abyss
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shits not hard

static axle
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Bitch i asked hours ago

quiet abyss
static axle
oblique belfry
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wait did you ping

static axle
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Yes

cunning bronze
static axle
oblique belfry
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the fuck

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istg i didnt see this noti

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maybe i left discord open when i was laying down

oblique belfry
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anyways

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i started mgr

static axle
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Okie

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@oblique belfry you look like a guy who would like sniping

oblique belfry
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mmmmm

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maybe ?

static axle
zealous depot
oblique belfry
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how in the fuck do i fucking guard myself from attacks

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im trying to do parry but they just dont give a fuck

timber oxide
pliant chasm
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try getting used to it now

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you'll appreciate it later

copper vapor
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you can also buy a skill that lets you dodge (and attack at the same time)

oblique belfry
pliant chasm
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timing

oblique belfry
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do i have to stand still

pliant chasm
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i don't remember but i think so

oblique belfry
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because it does an attack when i try to w+attack

pliant chasm
oblique belfry
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this camera work is still too wonky for me

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so even if my camera is not facing them

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if i press the direction they are on

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it parries ?

oblique belfry
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ah

copper vapor
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if the enemy is in front of you

pliant chasm
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also you just block

copper vapor
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w+attack

pliant chasm
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if you perfect block you stun

copper vapor
pliant chasm
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ye

oblique belfry
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if i can get used to this shit

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ill try

pliant chasm
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use controller

oblique belfry
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i dont have one

pliant chasm
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L

oblique belfry
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the one i had since 2010

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is broken

pliant chasm
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i still have my 360 one idk if it works
i have a "new" 360 one that isn't xbox

pliant chasm
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anyways goodnight

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writing until 3am wanna kms

copper vapor
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my old x360 one stopped working at some point but I fixed it, but I haven't used it in such a long time I don't know if it's still working

pastel wave
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anyone got music recs literally anything not satire im doing chem work and this is getting boring

oblique belfry
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1 question

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if the enemy if fully yellow does that mean its unblockable

oblique belfry
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okay this block system is so frustrating

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dude

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im holding still

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pressing the direction

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this mf does nothing

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but just attack the air

quiet abyss
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what game?

oblique belfry
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mgr

quiet abyss
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oh

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ok yeah idk man

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youre on your own champ

oblique belfry
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seriously

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fuck this stupid camera work

halcyon fossil
static axle
oblique belfry
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jesus fucking christ

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i killed the stupid dog

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after like 15 tries

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i already hate this stupid camera system

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raiden looks at the dog
i look at the dog
dog attacks in front of us
i press w+attack
swings in air
i die

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like i dont get it

timber oxide
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@marsh cargo

marsh cargo
timber oxide
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Funny story about it btw

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LP was mad at me for using tech on my colony so they sent like 5 fleets to sat bomb me

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I destroyed one fleet before it arrived in the system and then I got into position at the colony

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Noticed that Hegemony and AF sent their fleets too even though I didn't ask

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Suddenly the auroran fleet decided to go for a walk

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5 minutes later I get a notification that LP got defeated

marsh cargo
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its also the M version

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so its very neat

timber oxide
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I actually wonder

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How did the Hegemony absolutely obliterate Aurora on my last run

oblique belfry
oblique belfry
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legit a bomboclat moment

copper vapor
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lmao rathalos died being dragged down a waterfall

oblique belfry
sour rivet
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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hell no

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this shit hella cancer already

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maybe if i get used to it

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anyways

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time to fight the french

copper vapor
copper vapor
copper vapor
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the dab

oblique belfry
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what in the fuck

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-# jokerge2

sour rivet
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french

left mantle
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She is only slightly less worse because she's only half

copper vapor
oblique belfry
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i understand it now

sour rivet
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@copper vapor @timber oxide

left mantle
sour rivet
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NOOOO

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NOT THE PREGNENT

left mantle
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Pergante

warped linden
sour rivet
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THE FUCK YOU MEAN HYPER

deep jolt
left mantle
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You are a credit to discord users everywhere

oblique belfry
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WE 1ST TRY THIS SHIT letsgooo

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now THIS is a good boss fight

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fuck that dog

rustic ibex
oblique belfry
copper vapor
oblique belfry
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nice one raiden

sour rivet
oblique belfry
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had it on the backburner for too long

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found the opportunity and now used it

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@sour rivet here is your answer

sour rivet
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oh yeah

oblique belfry
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apparently its "what locals wear"

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according to shop owner

halcyon fossil
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if you can't handle me at my awawa you don't deserve me at my meep

green granite
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Why is there pregnant Dry

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
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holy forehead

uneven sapphire
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Gm chat

oblique belfry
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welp

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enough rising

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i need to get used to camera work because its ass

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also the parry system

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other then that

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hell yeah incarnate

quiet abyss
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@marsh cargo DID YOU KNOW THIS SHIT?

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THE LASGUN CAN CLEAVE THROUGH ENEMIES

marsh cargo
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the large one can

quiet abyss
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no no, the medium

marsh cargo
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the green one only to chaff

quiet abyss
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not the big one

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oh i suppose not on flak armor

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ah well, i didnt know that

marsh cargo
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the big one can flak

quiet abyss
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besides the big one isnt worth using

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i dont care what people say

marsh cargo
quiet abyss
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the green one is the best of the 3

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it truly is

marsh cargo
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brown accatran can also cleave

quiet abyss
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fast firing, solid damage, super high ammo reserve

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oh wait

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youre slightly off

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the green one can pen flak, if the shot kills

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kinda

marsh cargo
quiet abyss
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so if theyre like 1/3 hp, and you shoot their head, it goes through

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so if you 1 shot, it wont

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but if you 2 shot the second one will

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weird

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same applies to maniacs

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weird

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really fucking weird

copper vapor
rustic ibex
uneven sapphire
left mantle
oblique belfry
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dude

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french was really good to fight against

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dog was just a s s

left mantle
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The dog is legit the game trying to beat the parry system into you

copper vapor
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and giving you a very harsh lesson on the QTE button mash to escape grabs

left mantle
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Because its a lot more enjoyable once you do.

oblique belfry
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if the camera stopped fucking around for once

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i use lock but for some reason the camera is behind me

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i turn off lock and the dog is behind me cuz he dashed

rustic ibex
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adapt doge

blazing maple
oblique belfry
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and i forgot to change the camera sens

oblique belfry
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so its literally that concrete brick sound effect

left mantle
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Well you'll probably figure it out quickly

oblique belfry
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prolly

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i got the hang of direction inputs during the mistral fight

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turns out you dont hold down the button

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you press it right before the attack

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then you do attack

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without running KekSkew

sour rivet
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monsoon

oblique belfry
left mantle
oblique belfry
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one day i wanna run around the neighborhood while dl2 ost is playing

sour rivet
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LOOK AT THEEEEM

oblique belfry
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shame all of the fences n whatnot are barbed

marsh cargo
sour rivet
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HONG LUBUBU

marsh cargo
halcyon fossil
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hong lububu

left mantle
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Burn them

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Let them feel the warmth of annihilation

halcyon fossil
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$30 is a fuckin steal tbh

oblique belfry
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why is yt suddenly giving me musics i used to listen when playing gamba

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and making me nostalgic about it

marsh cargo
cunning bronze
sour rivet
cunning bronze
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Took a little break from the msq

halcyon fossil
sour rivet
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YOOO

marsh cargo
sour rivet
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YOINK

halcyon fossil
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i will finish canto 8 eventually

oblique belfry
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iyi geceler

static axle
sour rivet
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i love my chud son

marsh cargo
sour rivet
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lets aura farm with mama

marsh cargo
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the birds

frozen void
green granite
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Miyabi my beloved

chrome ginkgo
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how we feeling about this crit chance on the Refurbished Gleam RL

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Starts the fight and immediately incinerates a group of people

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So strong i've abandoned my super steel armor for the drip of the Vathospore armor

sour rivet
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why are you jin-roh

chrome ginkgo
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Because tin can build

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Tank Shotgun build

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Nimble Tank Shotgun

sour rivet
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oooooooooo

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nice

sour rivet
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they callin my goat useless

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i dont know anything about the other protags

marsh cargo
sour rivet
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they was cool in the limbus x arknights crossover

marsh cargo
sour rivet
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but like

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dante has the whole durante powers

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and resurrects sinners

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and actually talks to them as a friend

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i like to think dante and heathcliff are the bestest bros after canto 6

little depot
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Wdym

little depot
celest plank
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You remindes yourself 2 days later? omegakekw

left mantle
raven swan
sour rivet
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sick beats to push the british back to

chrome ginkgo
raven swan
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Good morning chatters, wholesome news Monday right here

sour rivet
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WE ARE GOING TO BLOW UP

raven swan
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Rest in peace my birb, he got hit by a bazooka

halcyon fossil
raven swan
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Kaboom 😔

sour rivet
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he deals

halcyon fossil
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just met lei heng. i see why he's beloved

vital venture
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alright pc nerds I have a question I think its simple but still best to ask cause why not

recently noticed a connection of two fans had one of the fans turning off and back on, with the RGB on during the entire proccess, im assuming just need a new fan but wanted to know if it could somehow be a wiring issue

marsh cargo
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are the RGBs also turning off?

vital venture
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no

marsh cargo
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could be just a fan config issue

vital venture
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its connection fans, so it connects to each other, I tried swapping the connection but the same fan had issues

marsh cargo
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does this happen under load ?

vital venture
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no at idle, while the rest are on

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tried turning the fans to max to see if it would start up in case

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but no dice

marsh cargo
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ok try checking if there isnt fibers stuck to the fan

vital venture
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nope

vital venture
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tbh I needed to buy 2 more fans for the bottom anyway so its kinda a blessing in disguise but still

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if I can save a buck or two might as well check

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well one more fan but now 2 ig

marsh cargo
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then yeah it could be the wiring

vital venture
# marsh cargo then yeah it could be the wiring

the weird thing is that its a connection fan so it can connect with multiple fans of its types without cables, and the other ones work fine even when its directly connected with the wire

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that is what mostly made me assume something with the fan itself bugged out tbh

chrome ginkgo
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Put your hands on my shoulder again sissy boy

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I dare you

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Should've given him a permanent debuff for it

vital venture
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cause I would assume if its a wiring issue then the other fans should be disabled as well

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yet they work fine

halcyon fossil
vital venture
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Shit I get for buying lian li but I still dont feel like changing the wiring for new fans

marsh cargo
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@green granite so u ded? Wahh

green granite
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I just play w frend

sour rivet
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chat i think my internet is dying

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remember me

marsh cargo
shrewd gull
little depot
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I need a creepy Miku doll

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Look online

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2400 usd

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Minus shipping

shrewd gull
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I'm thinking miku miku

chrome ginkgo
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Flawless victory

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Boy I love murdering natives

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I mean self-defending against natives

verbal gate
shrewd gull
verbal gate
shrewd gull
olive coral
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Green mother alive?

snow tree
olive coral
muted gyroBOT
slim magnet
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bot called zun art stunning, i kneel to the basilisk

snow tree
verbal gate
slim magnet
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this one too that's crazy i fully submit to the basilisk

shrewd gull
snow tree
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Cmon Momo, don't be a gatekeeper

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Tell them

quiet abyss
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Kreeo whats your favorite song right now? hmm

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Im just asking people random questions because im bored and cant sleep

verbal gate
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Aircon broke again, repair people coming on wednesday

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this shit sucks

real aspen
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That'll help sleep

quiet abyss
quiet abyss
shrewd gull
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Nice

quiet abyss
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You know it?

snow tree
slim magnet
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bro holy shit get out of my feed

quiet abyss
shrewd gull
quiet abyss
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Peak response

shrewd gull
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Mine is Terra Boy by Scandal :>

quiet abyss
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I will check these songs soon

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But im enjoying my music currently

shrewd gull
quiet abyss
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Ok, maybe not

shrewd gull
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Grrrrrrrr

quiet abyss
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My music and your music couldnt possibly be more different

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Well maybe it could be

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But theyre very different

quiet abyss
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My music is groove metal/melodeath

shrewd gull
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I mean I nowadays mainly listen to jpop, used to listen to all kinds of metal and stuff

clear bough
quiet abyss
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Yeah i can barely tolerate music on the radio here, so i would die of jpop

clear bough
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tho its been awhile since ive listened to jpop

snow tree
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Chanmina - NG pepeok2

clear bough
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rn im on video game ost, mainly the ones i play

verbal gate
quiet abyss
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Head on to heartache has so many nice guitar riffs

snow tree
quiet abyss
snow tree
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Maybe you'll enjoy Vana

frail leafBOT
quiet abyss
verbal gate
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this shit does not feel like its only 36

quiet abyss
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Pretty sure theres a proper word for it

snow tree
# quiet abyss Not the word for it, but maybe

VANA // PRAY // OUT NOW

Buy / Stream: https://sumerian.lnk.to/pray

Director: Tanner James Gordon
Executive Producer: Julien O’Neill
Producer: Kate Hill
Production Company: Clever Propaganda Media
Associate Production Company: 555 Productions
Director of Photography: Nick Schulte
Choreography: Coco Joelle
Production Designer: Reece Scarpigna...

▶ Play video
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Banging one pepeok2

quiet abyss
shrewd gull
quiet abyss
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The screams arent the issue

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Just not for me

sick trail
quiet abyss
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Real

snow tree
shrewd gull
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Pretty boy is imo best one from her

quiet abyss
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Just not a fan of the vocalist for that group tbh thumbsUp2x

snow tree
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I like Pray more ngl

quiet abyss
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Glad you like it

snow tree
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That's cool pepeok2

quiet abyss
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What i dont like, is that i cant listen to my music with other people

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Because they call it angry music FeelsCatMan

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Hate that shit

sour rivet
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i think.... i miss my dishonored

slim magnet
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is it a safe bet that bro listed groove metal because of doom eternal

quiet abyss
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Just probably kickstarted it

snow tree
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When you want to enjoy a nice and chilling session of Cannibal Corpse and someone is just "ghsdgnmg loud banging and screamin, turn that shiut off!!!!"

quiet abyss
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Like imma shove you in a box and ship you to algeria

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Fuck off

snow tree
quiet abyss
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Let me have my music

verbal gate
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we talking bout you with other people in a room or you in public?

quiet abyss
shrewd gull
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I mean I don't mind most genres or authors but anything that's popular

quiet abyss
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Thats what i mean

verbal gate
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because if its in public and I hear someone play any type of music, even the most poppy songs possible I'm incinerating their ass

verbal gate
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especially with that fuckass JBL speaker

quiet abyss
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Depends on song

snow tree
verbal gate
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yknow the one

quiet abyss
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If it slaps its ok

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If the song is buns, they can fuck off

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Its bias

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Lmao

shrewd gull
verbal gate
quiet abyss
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But i mean at home, i should be allowed to use a speaker, but my parents would murder me

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Yes i live with my parents, because living alone is financially impossible

shrewd gull
fresh summit
quiet abyss
quiet abyss
verbal gate
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never had that problem, house got some really fucking thick walls

quiet abyss
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Which means i might as well use my phone speakers

quiet abyss
vital venture
quiet abyss
verbal gate
vital venture
quiet abyss
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Hello?

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Anyways i usually use headphones, like i am now

shrewd gull
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Whos they

verbal gate
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the people in the walls, silly

quiet abyss
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Parents, they dont want me to wake them up ofc

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I have nothing to do tmr

vital venture
leaden pilot
quiet abyss
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They have work

shrewd gull
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No headphones?

leaden pilot
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if you do, you’ll summon a mythical figure known as Pissed Off Parents that will do a ritual of Beating Your Ass With A Sandal

quiet abyss
vital venture
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my NA friend has a clip of him losing it at his teammate cause he didnt speak english and wanted to have coms

shrewd gull
leaden pilot
quiet abyss
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Its ok

verbal gate
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I spent up to my 17th birthday with my PC in the main area where anyone can see and hear what I'm doing, never talked to anyone online lmao

vital venture
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i'd rather they not speak so I can hear better then try to communicate to me when idk their language im ngl

quiet abyss
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He lacks that

verbal gate
quiet abyss
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No comms

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Me and napoly have been good this far not saying a word

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Im sure no comms would be ok

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Played like 100 hours of darktide together, no words exchanged

vital venture
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im usually just no comms, if u want me to give u information, u better hope the in game pinging system is fine kek1

quiet abyss
cunning bronze
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hell yeah

quiet abyss
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Which in darktide its serviceable

vital venture
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unless we are in vc I guess but u get the point

quiet abyss
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So pinging works

vital venture
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think my aio needs cleaned

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and I just took my pc apart

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im gonna jump istg

quiet abyss
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Yes yes, your pc is dying of cancer and aids and shit because youre retard with reassembling your slop

vital venture
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nah I just dont feel the exhaust heat from it, prob just either needs cleaned or im underestimating the fan speed

snow tree
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Should went with air cooled CluelessBlind

quiet abyss
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(And because fans just ate shit lol)

shrewd gull
quiet abyss
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I went with noctua (game on that thang [not sorry])

vital venture
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live with it nerd

quiet abyss
shrewd gull
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Just use a tower cooler

vital venture
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no.

quiet abyss
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Just use a bucket of water

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Are you stupid

shrewd gull
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AIO is the most worthless junk

vital venture
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just use vodka from fridge

shrewd gull
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After RGB

quiet abyss
vital venture
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(life of boris classic)

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or was it a different alcohol

snow tree
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Just do oil submerged coolin

vital venture
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idr

shrewd gull
vital venture
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I think like half of the people in here dont lmao

quiet abyss
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The ever formidable heatsink with a fan on it

shrewd gull
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Tower cooler is all you need

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I have uh Thermalright Peerless Assassin 120 :3

snow tree
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AIO users when Air Cooled users walk in

verbal gate
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I'm one to talk lmao

vital venture
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im gonna get mine cooled with cooking oil atp

verbal gate
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haven't cleaned the bitch in like 3 years

vital venture
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why does it look like u taped a switch controller to it

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even has buttons

shrewd gull
vital venture
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lol

verbal gate
snow tree
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I got beQuiet Slim Rock 2 pepeok2

verbal gate
snow tree
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But now I would like something like NH-D15

shrewd gull
vital venture
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I have an AIO I forgot the name of lol

verbal gate
# shrewd gull Rip

notice the alligator clip stick that I occasionally use when it starts shutting down every 30 minutes, it has a weird sag problem

vital venture
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all I really remember is that AIO's are why I think Lian Li products are dog ass

quiet abyss
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Idk who that is

vital venture
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motherfuckers sent me a broken one

quiet abyss
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This is why noctua is superior

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Simply works

shrewd gull
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And expensive

vital venture
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and then I proceeded to still use their products fans because im smart clueless

quiet abyss
shrewd gull
quiet abyss
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And less maintenance

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And easier

shrewd gull
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And better

quiet abyss
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Yeah

shrewd gull
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Aios are just ass

quiet abyss
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So just get a noctua, wont regret it

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And you can replace the fan if shit breaks

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Simple as

real aspen
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duct tape an industrial fan onto your pc side

quiet abyss
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Aio breaks? Might just need a whole new one

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Which is a bitch

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I have had my u9s (think thats the model) in my pc for a couple years, never seen a temp over 60 once

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Would recommend

vital venture
shrewd gull
vital venture
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nah I just remembered I had that buried in my phone somewhere

quiet abyss
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You should do that frfr

vital venture
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funniest fuckin picture I ever found

quiet abyss
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Might actually be a good idea

real aspen
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for maximum airflow

shrewd gull
shrewd gull
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Sorry CAR I need ram for foob :c

quiet abyss
# shrewd gull

This is stupid, just kill someone and harvest their organs

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Keep car

vital venture
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sorry obi-wan, joey, and little bitch, I need ram

quiet abyss
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Sorry random homeless guy, but i need that ddr5

quiet abyss
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Skill issue

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Anyways

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Yeah i would never sell my cat for ram, i would just sell someones organs, or idk, steal car parts from a junkyard and flip them on fb marketplace

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Actually not a bad idea

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Steal volkswagon parts, jettas and golfs, retards buy fenders and bumpers all the time

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New side hustle unlocked

vital venture
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steal the exhaust pipes and sell it to the junkyard

quiet abyss
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Pipes arent worth much

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Just steel

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You want catalytic converters or copper

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So steal doors

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Theyre full of wires

vital venture
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thats what makes it simple they arent worth much so why would they bother you about it if u steal it

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just rip out their radios atp

quiet abyss
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Because id earn like 4 fucking dollars for the pipe

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You dumbass

vital venture
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u can rip out multiple dumbo

quiet abyss
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Steel goes for fuckall at scrapyards

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ID SPEND 4 HOURS PULLING PIPES OUT FOR LIKE 30 DOLLARS

vital venture
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skill issue?

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be better at getting pipe

quiet abyss
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No, you steal doors and radios

vital venture
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(yes I did all that for a dumbass joke)

quiet abyss
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You love getting pipe im sure

vital venture
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ykw I am a sire

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if I believe in myself

pure compass
quiet abyss
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Shut up you dumb lanky jesus knockoff

quiet abyss
vital venture
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yk if ur gonna call me that then that means ive had 4 people call me a jesus knockoff

pure compass
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what if it's a copper pipe clueless

quiet abyss
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Copper tubing though…

quiet abyss
#

Sharp, call him a jesus knockoff

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Make it 5

vital venture
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stop it

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im too fat for that

quiet abyss
pure compass
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temu messiah

quiet abyss
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Who said jesus didnt indulge?

vital venture
quiet abyss
pure compass
vital venture
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today I turned a fish into a 5 star meal in which I will eat alone and then eat again at 12pm as leftovers

quiet abyss
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Real shit

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If i had godly powers, id be so fucking useless

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Id just be conjuring food and shit

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Or doing the most useless random bullshit

vital venture
#

just make 40k real

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ez

quiet abyss
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Catch me stealing copper wire despite being able to make it from thin air

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I probably would

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Just to make everyone suffer

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Id be like a gucci version of the old ones

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But not frog

vital venture
quiet abyss
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No no, id turn them into ogryns to work the manufactorums

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Dumbass

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Dont need to read if youre just doing manual labor

vital venture
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so what you'd just make them stronger?

quiet abyss
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Yes, but more loyal you see

vital venture
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they already dont have a brain

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true ig

quiet abyss
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This would make them smarter

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So better

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I know what im doing, all in good time

vital venture
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would finally be able to count to 2

quiet abyss
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Id be the worst emperor

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Of mankind

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But im sure id make it work

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I mean i have years to figure it out if that were to happen

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Not like 40k would happen instantly, id still let time take its course, id just make the concepts a thing

vital venture
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dawg I would've already mentally told horus to fetch me doritos instead of conquering planets atp

quiet abyss
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So we would end up with random psykers

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In like 2028

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Just a random warp portal

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Sure id have to fix it, but itd be funny

vital venture
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some random dude in a busy street just gets darktide daemonhost levels of yoinked

quiet abyss
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Skill issue

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Aw yk what? There would be blanks too

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That would be interesting

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People would just be getting hated on for existing

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Since blanks have no soul, and that puts off any person with a soul

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And it especially fucks with psykers

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So psykers would be getting sick near certain people

vital venture
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make me a blank, so I can wear a random cheap ring and tell people it keeps me safe from warp magic and then sell them to it just to watch them die to some random psyker fuckery 5 minutes later

quiet abyss
#

Genius

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Blanks are basically immune to the warp now that i think about it

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Since it holds no sway over them

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Daemons also despise pariahs

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Since they have issues manifesting near them

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Since they essentially anchor reality

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But psykers that are properly trained are more resistant than most blanks are

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Grey knights for instance have never turned

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And librarians are also absurdly resistant

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Anyways, idk what id do for the 28k years from now to 30k, where things pick up

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I suppose id live through the daot, and age of strife

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Prolly pretty lame

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Just robot uprising, death and despair, lame stuff like that

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And then a bunch of warlords and losers fighting for land and personal gain

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And then a golden man thats like 30k years old shows up ig

olive coral
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since he was born in turkey

quiet abyss
#

So he would just give his hair back

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Simple as

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Or add hair

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He was so psychically powerful he could just make himself 40 feet tall, or alter his body at will

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He just chose the 14 foot tall chad

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Can you blame the guy tho? Its a good look

real aspen
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spooky corn

vital venture
#

thats not popcorn

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I have been betrayed

pure compass
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or maybe use his influence to get people to stop worshipping him as a god omegakekw

quiet abyss
quiet abyss
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But theres no one strong enough to power the throne

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So he had to

pure compass
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What if they just didnt build their civilization on such a shitty ftl system

quiet abyss
quiet abyss
pure compass
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terra sux

quiet abyss
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But magnus the chud fucked it up

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Say it with me

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MAGNUS DID EVERYTHING WRONG

quiet abyss
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The people who say otherwise are retarded

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If magchud didnt try to warn the emperor of some stupid shit like horus the whiny retard, it would have been fine

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Since then when the traitors made it to terra, they wouldnt be on 2 fronts

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The daemon hole in the webway and the traitors, it would just be traitors

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So no custodians would be wasted fighting the endless tide of daemons

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All would be ready to stop the heretic incursion

pure compass
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what if the emperor stopped relying on poorly raised genetically modified children?

quiet abyss
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He needed them, erda is just a bitch

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Shes why they were raised poorly

pure compass
#

it was the woman's faultfclueless

quiet abyss
#

She was convinced by the dark gods to scatter them across the galaxy

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So yeah, kinda her fault

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If she didnt do that, some primarchs would be worse off

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Guilliman and vulkan

quiet abyss
#

And most of the rest would be better off

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Sanguinius wouldnt be so noble either

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So its a blessing and a curse

pure compass
#

tfw no war in heaven spinoff

quiet abyss
#

Thing is, angron was good

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Until they gave him the nails

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He was set to be another vulkan

pure compass
#

Why did they give him a name like Angron

quiet abyss
#

He got that after the nails

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Which is why hes called that

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I think his adopted father gave him a different name

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Perturabo had a decent dad, he was just an autistic retard

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Was wasted on him

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Kurze could have used pertys dad

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Instead

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Would have made him turn out better

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Horus was fine too

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He was tricked

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He certainly did nothing wrong

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Unlike magnus

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Erebus caused him to turn, not being a bad man

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Mortarion was ok, but the emperor took his chance at revenge which made him spiteful, BUT mortarion never wanted to turn to nurgle

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But he was forced to

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Fulgrim… well yeah i got nothing there

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He was too perfect

pure compass
#

alpharius? clueless

quiet abyss
#

Which just set him up for failure

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Alpharius/omegon were loyal traitors

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And still are

pure compass
quiet abyss
#

Even they dont know anymore

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Is that all the traitors? Or am i missing some

pure compass
#

who is the uh

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chaos stealthy one

quiet abyss
#

Night lords? Or alpha legion

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I did both

pure compass
#

ah no that was kurze

quiet abyss
#

Kurze just didnt have a dad