#╟❓general-offtopic
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it is exactly what you think it is
Yes I know, I have already seen them, I still don't get them 
Jorking it
Tracksuit Mark is jorking it, Thragg I don't know
its also jorking
He's thragging it
Can we ban Doge and Cup
The fuck did I do
A lot
fuck did i do ?
A few
See this is more understandable
@timber oxide
div2 ?
ew, monster
also i love how people shat on thragg in ep6
Im out running rn
then they went "my bad g" in ep7

saying shit like "nvm aura re earned"
And this why pyrson wants to ban 
Wdym he jorks to it
Show Thragg still looks kinda fat
Everyone looks fat in the show ngl
Pyrson confirm this info, yay or nay
I don't jork to it
I find jorkable stuff myself
Dude did that one Sanford move at near the end of Madness Combat 12
it really do be white ppl dragon ball
Sturm air drops you stuff

I dont remember if it was Sanford
CRUSH
@frank hearth confirm
course it was
mc12 was all about sanford
Marked it as a spoiler for Falco, since he doesn't want Invincible spoilers
Ik but I thought it was an ep about Hank for a second
Madness Combat 12: Contravention.
Sanford can't catch a break. While Hank is capable of slipping the consequences of his injuries once again, Sanford is yanked back into the realms just on the edge of the Occurrent Nevada. The Auditor's grasp is weakening in these broken, twisted lands. Sanford's goal is to survive yet another gauntlet to retai...
peerless animation budget
50 more celeb cameos
Hey man
Celebrities is peak
i too would be super mad if i had my eyes gouged
I wish I could unsee things
and almost got split in half
You're welcome
anyways back to mgr
Metal Gear Rising
This is my brain when Burn Drive Ready
anissa definitely liked that
am i now ?
no

sturm is the superior version




saw this so many times
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dVHMyo-ieuI excellent use of free will
yeah i love this guys videos
Wtf i fucking cackled
just making random things into legs
The first and only time I saw a meme about it, naturally it was on my Instagram reels feed, so it had to be weird or fucked up one way or another
your humor confounds me
i dont know what makes you tick
so i feel like our chats are so lame

So dok can say "want a hand?"
I don't think it's ever explained
just usual kojima weirdness
usually car crashes
he said "the combat data is stored in the holographic memories in the hand"
but like
?
force expertise
no never use tho
farm mods and use printer fill
@marsh cargo look at this
oh I know that
but like there are bunch of guns I really
do not want to grind
so I just wanna get it overwith
also it's a material boost week so I go all out
bullet vomit
What is up with this
Is there some kinda gauntlet survive the waves type shit now
this been in the game since the first dlc

devs playing too much warframe
"crashes on high end pc" sticker moment
bro thinks 4070ti sets him up 'for years'

I stopped playing before the first dlc
its part of the skill point stats system
damn even this is far beyond me 
On how the market is at the moment, one more year and I'm being optimistic.

there is now infinite level ups

even now the 4070 ti is starting to show its age on some select games
though most people would call it optimization issues on the game side I guess lol
I bought like
Maybe i will have
To cough up muneh for div 2
I have the same gpu and some games struggle to stay at 60fps on 1440p res
it was a fun little game ngl
I enjoyed its alpha testing
I agree

im just jumping around to look at vendors rn
Gambling was not worth it. Anyone want xcom 2

blegh
surely crimson desert
my personal favorite build of all time ever was 95 hazpro backfire
doing solo legendary with that build was a lot of fun
Now I know how people feel when I showed them my weapons in Warframe, I don't understand shit in that UI 
wonder if the build still holds up this many years after the fact
Sniper Ghost Warrior 2

@marsh cargo i dont wanna hear another "outcast engi is hard to play" outta you
i just dont answer
shits not hard
Bitch i asked hours ago

wait did you ping
Yes
the fuck
wtf
istg i didnt see this noti
maybe i left discord open when i was laying down
he explor

how in the fuck do i fucking guard myself from attacks
im trying to do parry but they just dont give a fuck

light attack + direction
try getting used to it now
you'll appreciate it later
you can also buy a skill that lets you dodge (and attack at the same time)
im doing it but sometimes it doesnt parry
timing
do i have to stand still
i don't remember but i think so
because it does an attack when i try to w+attack
this camera work is still too wonky for me
so even if my camera is not facing them
if i press the direction they are on
it parries ?
yes
ah
if the enemy is in front of you
also you just block
w+attack
if you perfect block you stun
and get a free zandatsu
ye
use controller
i dont have one
L
i still have my 360 one idk if it works
i have a "new" 360 one that isn't xbox
same and same
my old x360 one stopped working at some point but I fixed it, but I haven't used it in such a long time I don't know if it's still working
anyone got music recs literally anything not satire im doing chem work and this is getting boring
jungleland
springsteen
okay this block system is so frustrating
dude
im holding still
pressing the direction
this mf does nothing
but just attack the air
mgr
offramp cycle, pattern 22 by kayo dot

jesus fucking christ
i killed the stupid dog
after like 15 tries
i already hate this stupid camera system
raiden looks at the dog
i look at the dog
dog attacks in front of us
i press w+attack
swings in air
i die
like i dont get it
@marsh cargo





Funny story about it btw
LP was mad at me for using tech on my colony so they sent like 5 fleets to sat bomb me
I destroyed one fleet before it arrived in the system and then I got into position at the colony
Noticed that Hegemony and AF sent their fleets too even though I didn't ask
Suddenly the auroran fleet decided to go for a walk
5 minutes later I get a notification that LP got defeated

Mi bomba
lmao rathalos died being dragged down a waterfall
fuck them wyverns
are you 100%ing mgr?
hell no
this shit hella cancer already
maybe if i get used to it
anyways
time to fight the french
I still didn't get a rathalos mantle after 8 captures and 3 kills
the dab
She is only slightly less worse because she's only half
told you, she's handsy
@copper vapor @timber oxide
No longer a stranger do you remain
Pergante
dome
THE FUCK YOU MEAN HYPER

You are a credit to discord users everywhere
how many do you want? YES

please do not the dog
nice one raiden
where did he even get the fit
had it on the backburner for too long
found the opportunity and now used it
@sour rivet here is your answer
oh yeah
if you can't handle me at my awawa you don't deserve me at my meep
The hell
Why is there pregnant Dry
holy forehead

welp
enough rising
i need to get used to camera work because its ass
also the parry system
other then that
hell yeah incarnate

the large one can
no no, the medium
the green one only to chaff
the big one can flak

brown accatran can also cleave
fast firing, solid damage, super high ammo reserve
oh wait
youre slightly off
the green one can pen flak, if the shot kills
kinda

so if theyre like 1/3 hp, and you shoot their head, it goes through
so if you 1 shot, it wont
but if you 2 shot the second one will
weird
same applies to maniacs
weird
really fucking weird

damn what nice sim city map she has

Now I see why you didn't like the dog 
The dog is legit the game trying to beat the parry system into you
and giving you a very harsh lesson on the QTE button mash to escape grabs
Because its a lot more enjoyable once you do.
i would learn the parry system
if the camera stopped fucking around for once

i use lock but for some reason the camera is behind me
i turn off lock and the dog is behind me cuz he dashed
adapt doge
and i forgot to change the camera sens
Well you'll probably figure it out quickly
prolly
i got the hang of direction inputs during the mistral fight
turns out you dont hold down the button
you press it right before the attack
then you do attack
without running 
monsoon


one day i wanna run around the neighborhood while dl2 ost is playing
https://fixvx.com/GoodSmile_US/status/2048598150802219264?s=20 @rocky turtle @marsh cargo OH MY GOD
LOOK AT THEEEEM
shame all of the fences n whatnot are barbed

HONG LUBUBU
hong lububu
donk
$30 is a fuckin steal tbh
why is yt suddenly giving me musics i used to listen when playing gamba
and making me nostalgic about it
Yes
that seems to be the usual price for a plush
Took a little break from the msq
YOOO

YOINK
i will finish canto 8 eventually
I gotta head down south and far east for some armor this weekend
i love my chud son
the birds
Miyabi my beloved
how we feeling about this crit chance on the Refurbished Gleam RL

Starts the fight and immediately incinerates a group of people
So strong i've abandoned my super steel armor for the drip of the Vathospore armor
why are you jin-roh
idk anything about them but they seem chill
they was cool in the limbus x arknights crossover

but like
dante has the whole durante powers
and resurrects sinners
and actually talks to them as a friend
i like to think dante and heathcliff are the bestest bros after canto 6
Danteh beat the fraud allegations very early on
Wdym
The most attractive thing ever vs mentally ill white woman
You remindes yourself 2 days later? 
Found dead in an alley
https://youtu.be/9i2lgh2PM50 shoutout poland
Starforge PC https://starforgepc.com/moist-yt
Get Goof Juice and use code MOIST https://gamersupps.gg/moist
Our soap https://www.usecheeky.com/moist
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6x2gzOl0QxsphzyHPjSGhe
This is the greatest charity stream of All Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3draC8V_UrY @blazing maple
hey guys, second video of the batch here. this one was recommended way back, so i hope that dude is still around to see this 😅. only took 2 attempts to get this one right, everything lined up from the get-go. nothing to complain about at all, simple as that really. enjoy!
Song: https://youtu.be/DtKCNJmARF0?si=HzHbLqzSJrptvnjN | 156BPM, 180MS...
sick beats to push the british back to
Good morning chatters, wholesome news Monday right here
WE ARE GOING TO BLOW UP
Rest in peace my birb, he got hit by a bazooka

Kaboom 😔
he deals
just met lei heng. i see why he's beloved
alright pc nerds I have a question I think its simple but still best to ask cause why not
recently noticed a connection of two fans had one of the fans turning off and back on, with the RGB on during the entire proccess, im assuming just need a new fan but wanted to know if it could somehow be a wiring issue
are the RGBs also turning off?
no
could be just a fan config issue
its connection fans, so it connects to each other, I tried swapping the connection but the same fan had issues
does this happen under load ?
no at idle, while the rest are on
tried turning the fans to max to see if it would start up in case
but no dice
ok try checking if there isnt fibers stuck to the fan
nope
tbh I needed to buy 2 more fans for the bottom anyway so its kinda a blessing in disguise but still
if I can save a buck or two might as well check
well one more fan but now 2 ig
then yeah it could be the wiring
the weird thing is that its a connection fan so it can connect with multiple fans of its types without cables, and the other ones work fine even when its directly connected with the wire
that is what mostly made me assume something with the fan itself bugged out tbh
Put your hands on my shoulder again sissy boy
I dare you
Should've given him a permanent debuff for it
cause I would assume if its a wiring issue then the other fans should be disabled as well
yet they work fine
make him wear fingerless gloves for the rest of his life
Shit I get for buying lian li but I still dont feel like changing the wiring for new fans
@green granite so u ded? 
nah
I just play w frend

Fren
I'm thinking miku miku
Flawless victory
Boy I love murdering natives
I mean self-defending against natives
ooweeoo
You're alive
whataboutit?
Why
Green mother alive?
bot called zun art stunning, i kneel to the basilisk
Fartday
are they lying tho?
this one too that's crazy i fully submit to the basilisk
Commit crimes
Kreeo whats your favorite song right now? 
Im just asking people random questions because im bored and cant sleep

Get up and do squats
That'll help sleep
What's yours
Ok gimme your favorite song because kreeo isnt here
Currently its head on to heartache
Nice
Probably BLOODSWEAT by $B or Yeke Yeke by Peekaboo
bro holy shit get out of my feed
Ok, i dont know either of those

No just said nice
Mine is Terra Boy by Scandal :>
It's jpop
Grrrrrrrr
My music and your music couldnt possibly be more different
Well maybe it could be
But theyre very different
My music is groove metal/melodeath
I mean I nowadays mainly listen to jpop, used to listen to all kinds of metal and stuff
real
Yeah i can barely tolerate music on the radio here, so i would die of jpop
tho its been awhile since ive listened to jpop
Chanmina - NG 
rn im on video game ost, mainly the ones i play
oh is Scandal the group who made one of the Bleach intros?
Should be
Head on to heartache has so many nice guitar riffs
Screamo too?

Maybe you'll enjoy Vana
Not the word for it, but maybe
this shit does not feel like its only 36
Pretty sure theres a proper word for it
VANA // PRAY // OUT NOW
Buy / Stream: https://sumerian.lnk.to/pray
Director: Tanner James Gordon
Executive Producer: Julien O’Neill
Producer: Kate Hill
Production Company: Clever Propaganda Media
Associate Production Company: 555 Productions
Director of Photography: Nick Schulte
Choreography: Coco Joelle
Production Designer: Reece Scarpigna...
Banging one 
Not for me
Oh vana nice
New soyjak?
Been an OG listener since day 1 
Pretty boy is imo best one from her
Just not a fan of the vocalist for that group tbh 
I like Pray more ngl
Glad you like it
That's cool 
What i dont like, is that i cant listen to my music with other people
Because they call it angry music 
Hate that shit
i think.... i miss my dishonored
is it a safe bet that bro listed groove metal because of doom eternal
No, i started it before i played doom
Just probably kickstarted it
When you want to enjoy a nice and chilling session of Cannibal Corpse and someone is just "ghsdgnmg loud banging and screamin, turn that shiut off!!!!"
Deadass
Like imma shove you in a box and ship you to algeria
Fuck off


Beat them with a bottle
Let me have my music
we talking bout you with other people in a room or you in public?
If im at home, i cant play it out loud
I mean I don't mind most genres or authors but anything that's popular
Thats what i mean
because if its in public and I hear someone play any type of music, even the most poppy songs possible I'm incinerating their ass

especially with that fuckass JBL speaker
Depends on song
Beat them with their own viscera
yknow the one
I mean true, the music you listen to should be only heard by you. Here whenever I hear people play local music I want to commit atrocities
I once got trapped in a bus where the only thing the driver was playing was Filipino soundcloud-esque rappers for 2 hours
But i mean at home, i should be allowed to use a speaker, but my parents would murder me

Yes i live with my parents, because living alone is financially impossible
I mean don't be excessively loud


I dont, but if its audible outside the room at all, its too loud
never had that problem, house got some really fucking thick walls
Which means i might as well use my phone speakers
Based niche music enjoyer 

American?
shouldnt u be asleep
Canadian, inner walls arent very thick, outer ones are brick
it wasn't niche tho, it was actually popular, I'm just saying the vibes were similar

Just cause they want me to sleep doesnt mean i will
Hello?

Anyways i usually use headphones, like i am now
Whos they
the people in the walls, silly

have you tried shouting at your trio while playing apex legends in 2 AM
They have work
No headphones?
I dont play slop
if you do, you’ll summon a mythical figure known as Pissed Off Parents that will do a ritual of Beating Your Ass With A Sandal
It might seem crazy what im bout to say #╟❓general-offtopic message

my NA friend has a clip of him losing it at his teammate cause he didnt speak english and wanted to have coms

Sorry I'm blind and dyslexic sometimes

trying to have comms with someone who speaks no common language is less condusive than not talking at all ngl
Its ok
I spent up to my 17th birthday with my PC in the main area where anyone can see and hear what I'm doing, never talked to anyone online lmao
i'd rather they not speak so I can hear better then try to communicate to me when idk their language im ngl
See thats logical
He lacks that

no comms or TV mic where you can hear their mother screaming at them teammate?

No comms
Me and napoly have been good this far not saying a word
Im sure no comms would be ok
Played like 100 hours of darktide together, no words exchanged
im usually just no comms, if u want me to give u information, u better hope the in game pinging system is fine 

hell yeah
Which in darktide its serviceable
unless we are in vc I guess but u get the point
So pinging works
Yes yes, your pc is dying of cancer and aids and shit because youre retard with reassembling your slop
nah I just dont feel the exhaust heat from it, prob just either needs cleaned or im underestimating the fan speed
Should went with air cooled 
(And because fans just ate shit lol)
Aio 
I went with noctua (game on that thang [not sorry])
live with it nerd

Just use a tower cooler
no.
AIO is the most worthless junk
just use vodka from fridge
After RGB
Dont say that, he loves his light up plug 
Just do oil submerged coolin
idr
Yeah why would I
I think like half of the people in here dont lmao
I'm one to talk lmao
im gonna get mine cooled with cooking oil atp
Is that Nvidia
lol
cheapest one I can get which is perfect
I got beQuiet Slim Rock 2 
1660 super, its gonna die in a month or two
But now I would like something like NH-D15
Rip
I have an AIO I forgot the name of lol
notice the alligator clip stick that I occasionally use when it starts shutting down every 30 minutes, it has a weird sag problem
all I really remember is that AIO's are why I think Lian Li products are dog ass
Idk who that is
motherfuckers sent me a broken one
And expensive
and then I proceeded to still use their products fans because im smart 
Yeah that's true
And better
Yeah
Aios are just ass
So just get a noctua, wont regret it

And you can replace the fan if shit breaks
Simple as
duct tape an industrial fan onto your pc side
Aio breaks? Might just need a whole new one
Which is a bitch
I have had my u9s (think thats the model) in my pc for a couple years, never seen a temp over 60 once

Would recommend
Done what's the next step?
Eat it
nah I just remembered I had that buried in my phone somewhere
You should do that frfr
funniest fuckin picture I ever found
Might actually be a good idea
put an industrial exhaust on the rear
for maximum airflow
Sorry CAR I need ram for foob :c
sorry obi-wan, joey, and little bitch, I need ram
Skill issue
Anyways
Yeah i would never sell my cat for ram, i would just sell someones organs, or idk, steal car parts from a junkyard and flip them on fb marketplace
Actually not a bad idea
Steal volkswagon parts, jettas and golfs, retards buy fenders and bumpers all the time

New side hustle unlocked
steal the exhaust pipes and sell it to the junkyard
Pipes arent worth much
Just steel
You want catalytic converters or copper
So steal doors
Theyre full of wires
thats what makes it simple they arent worth much so why would they bother you about it if u steal it
just rip out their radios atp
u can rip out multiple dumbo
Steel goes for fuckall at scrapyards
ID SPEND 4 HOURS PULLING PIPES OUT FOR LIKE 30 DOLLARS

No, you steal doors and radios
(yes I did all that for a dumbass joke)
what if it's a steel pipe?
steel isnt worth much, so no good
yk if ur gonna call me that then that means ive had 4 people call me a jesus knockoff
what if it's a copper pipe 
Copper tubing though…

Sharp, call him a jesus knockoff
Make it 5

temu messiah
Who said jesus didnt indulge?


today i will turn water to wine
today I turned a fish into a 5 star meal in which I will eat alone and then eat again at 12pm as leftovers
Real shit
If i had godly powers, id be so fucking useless
Id just be conjuring food and shit
Or doing the most useless random bullshit
Catch me stealing copper wire despite being able to make it from thin air
I probably would
Just to make everyone suffer

Id be like a gucci version of the old ones
But not frog
and make every user in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat actually read
No no, id turn them into ogryns to work the manufactorums
Dumbass
Dont need to read if youre just doing manual labor
so what you'd just make them stronger?
Yes, but more loyal you see
would finally be able to count to 2
Id be the worst emperor
Of mankind
But im sure id make it work
I mean i have years to figure it out if that were to happen
Not like 40k would happen instantly, id still let time take its course, id just make the concepts a thing
dawg I would've already mentally told horus to fetch me doritos instead of conquering planets atp
So we would end up with random psykers

In like 2028
Just a random warp portal
Sure id have to fix it, but itd be funny
some random dude in a busy street just gets darktide daemonhost levels of yoinked
Yeah he was just a latent psyker
Skill issue
Aw yk what? There would be blanks too
That would be interesting
People would just be getting hated on for existing
Since blanks have no soul, and that puts off any person with a soul
And it especially fucks with psykers
So psykers would be getting sick near certain people

make me a blank, so I can wear a random cheap ring and tell people it keeps me safe from warp magic and then sell them to it just to watch them die to some random psyker fuckery 5 minutes later

Genius
Blanks are basically immune to the warp now that i think about it
Since it holds no sway over them
Daemons also despise pariahs
Since they have issues manifesting near them
Since they essentially anchor reality
But psykers that are properly trained are more resistant than most blanks are
Grey knights for instance have never turned
And librarians are also absurdly resistant
Anyways, idk what id do for the 28k years from now to 30k, where things pick up
I suppose id live through the daot, and age of strife

Prolly pretty lame
Just robot uprising, death and despair, lame stuff like that
And then a bunch of warlords and losers fighting for land and personal gain
And then a golden man thats like 30k years old shows up ig

you think he got a hair transplant
since he was born in turkey
No, hes essentially a god
So he would just give his hair back
Simple as
Or add hair
He was so psychically powerful he could just make himself 40 feet tall, or alter his body at will
He just chose the 14 foot tall chad

Can you blame the guy tho? Its a good look
spooky corn
If he's so psychically powerful, why didn't he just unkill himself?
or maybe use his influence to get people to stop worshipping him as a god 
If they didnt put him on the throne he would have healed
But theres no one strong enough to power the throne
So he had to
What if they just didnt build their civilization on such a shitty ftl system
All his power is preventing terra from becoming a warp rift
Thats what he was trying to do
terra sux
The people who say otherwise are retarded
If magchud didnt try to warn the emperor of some stupid shit like horus the whiny retard, it would have been fine
Since then when the traitors made it to terra, they wouldnt be on 2 fronts
The daemon hole in the webway and the traitors, it would just be traitors
So no custodians would be wasted fighting the endless tide of daemons
All would be ready to stop the heretic incursion

what if the emperor stopped relying on poorly raised genetically modified children?
it was the woman's faultf
She was convinced by the dark gods to scatter them across the galaxy
So yeah, kinda her fault
If she didnt do that, some primarchs would be worse off
Guilliman and vulkan
And most of the rest would be better off
Sanguinius wouldnt be so noble either
So its a blessing and a curse
tfw no war in heaven spinoff
Thing is, angron was good
Until they gave him the nails
He was set to be another vulkan
Why did they give him a name like Angron
He got that after the nails
Which is why hes called that
I think his adopted father gave him a different name
Perturabo had a decent dad, he was just an autistic retard

Was wasted on him
Kurze could have used pertys dad
Instead
Would have made him turn out better
Horus was fine too
He was tricked
He certainly did nothing wrong
Unlike magnus
Erebus caused him to turn, not being a bad man
Mortarion was ok, but the emperor took his chance at revenge which made him spiteful, BUT mortarion never wanted to turn to nurgle
But he was forced to

Fulgrim… well yeah i got nothing there
He was too perfect
alpharius? 
Which just set him up for failure
Alpharius/omegon were loyal traitors
And still are


ah no that was kurze
Kurze just didnt have a dad





