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i got the witness
Forever youth
and leshy from inscryption
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Ain't it a bit too late for it, old guy
Fine
Uhhhhh
Saitamas power set
You know what, you can be forever young
imagine the control you'd need to learn to not obliterate everything you'd touch
Best shape of my life
I'd probably wish for...
An airforce that is always superior to whoever I'm against
I'm sure I'd learn before destroying the planet
Farts and destroys the earth
this game might be harder than quasimorph
Not the most wild thing saitama has done to humiliate an opponent
The nut punch on sonic is still my favourite scene
i wish for rimworld with 10k mods that not gonna lag 
Think about it, if someone annoys me I just get a swarm of mosquitos that will follow my every command and if aliens invade earth I will have whatever is necessary to defeat them
It traumatized bro
(genie explodes after that)

Stoneshard
yes
Are you sure you don't want a free kids meal from mcdonalds?
it is
Nah you're forever young
Fuck
Too late now
I will be slapping it on my wish list
i dont have mcdonalds at all in my country after some invasion stuff 

I'm gonna cluster bomb mcdonalds onto your country with my superior airforce
its on sale with quasi rn
so its 15 euros

i probably try that one day too
but quasi 1.0 is close 👀
Droon, how would you describe quasimorph as a game
Like stoneshard but sci fi
That doesn't tell me much
I'm also not droon
Limb stock manager

I was thinking about playing it but I don't want to do it right now cause Doge will say that he made me do it even though he didn't
we got lowcost version of it already 
Probably better than the actual thing
2d tarkov but fun and with customizable difficulty
uuugh actually
Ah so 2d spt
2d tarkov and xcom child more like
Got it
sseth got video about it
I know


But I wanted your opinion cause I have access to it 24/7 
game is fun for me
and its got mods too
ey yo this shit is hella cheap
?
yeah its worth it 
bnuy
faus
that uh one clock thing meme i dont understand
Why does this bnuy look so fucked up
soon gonna be patch which adds new full questline for my fav faction 
bnuy
very bnuy
oo questlines
bnuuy

That is a bun
Can I get a ferret
uhhh i think i ahve one


look at tihs littel peice of shit
knocking over the wotat bottle
He's angry
fuck him
why do people shit on deadshot daiquiri bruh doesn't that thing increase crit damage by a shit ton
stop kncoking over my WOTER BATOL
if u gonna buy and play it dont be a hero and play on easy 
back in my day it make your hipfire shots dead accurate
idk if they do anymore
i dont touch the recent slop
Play on hard, got it
deadshot has been changed like 5 times
make up your goddamn mind
i thought excellent hipfire and some extra lock on was fine
well get ready your ass to be oneshotted by hobo with pipe 
ye i was thinking about how it was on bo1
im assuming it was the same as bo2
why is she long
because i cannot remeber bo1
i literally cant
i know i played it
but id otn remember anything but the numbers




THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN
I hope I can clear GNR with borken laser rifle and baseball bat 
i remember i was really godo with hex stuff back then

that was about 5 years after bo1
SHJUT HET UFECK UIP



well restarting VOTV save again
(kinda0
it removed my sell gun and my grapple hook

that was like 1k for the sell gun!
bastards.
well i got evrything else anyways

is there an entire alphabet

Catto
there is isnt there

how many times can they fit a rat in the fucking alphabet
i dotn even know if im saying it right

spell out "Gay"
looks neat
lord have mercy

fucks sake
very observant arent you
ban this guy
thats the first thing i thought when i saw the thumbnail
nuron activation
i mean she is chubby yes
say: "Fat"
wha
my whole life is a lie
Me, grim, Ivan, or 🫀
i second this 
also very rude
hyperrealistic heart
we like round women
i should change that to something else
meh
im too lazy
🫀 it is
meeee
MR YUNO BALL
Not even fat smh
also yes
voluptuous 
Eeeeeeeeh
ban sam
imagine the peace we'd have if I were banned
no more discource
world hunger solved
poverty eliminated
That doesn't seem right
now lets see whos UNDER THIS MASK
id miss u
Snaus is very maus
me being banned means I'd become chronically offline and spend my time instead of shitposting to become like a cancer curing scientist
We can't have that
i think you would just find another server
what is that thing
why is it a nail
faus
snail
You can't cure cancer, how will we scam cancer patients then
who the fuck is faus
i just told you
cure cancer drug = 40million dollarydoos
so 3 american dollars
im waiting for some LAME-O to make a choice
how much is insulin in australia
kill the federation
💱 3 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 4.19 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:
4 dollar

How much is in a box
Usually 5 x 3ml cartridges
Do you want to hear something funny as fuck
Each ml is normal 100 units
Guess the insulin price in Poland
30
So 1500 units per box
Fuck yeah
can we resurrect the man that made insulin so he can kill the corpos
50 if you don't have health insurance
But everyone has it
Ok maybe not everyone but most people do
I don't have polish health insurance
@quiet abyss @proven tundra
I count 6 shots ,fella
I count 2 guns , fella
No idea
whats that even mean
A QUOTE FROM DJANGO
Ah
ay ay ay
No I haven't watched that one yet


good
Isn't this the
Titan A.E
хто мене пінганув
сцуко
Such a good movie
Maybe I should watch it
шо хочеш
the angel scene still lives rent free in my head
Car
всьо
нюхайте яйця
I can watch it on Prime Video 
@upbeat verge can you translate this gibberish
sniff balls

I think it's something about being upset someone pinged them but I dunno who did
ye
It'd be funny if this dude ain't checked the discord since the iedy ping
Iedy whore
nobody pinged him i checked
that means it was iedy ping 
Amazing
та нє, прікол в тому, шо мене тут ніхто не згадував
це евріван тіпа був
the echo of ping still linger here 

peak
this is not a real language
its ukranian 
yeah nah, it has to be when iedy pinged everyone 
bros just typing shit im crine
p!translate en удачі
удачі
good luck
I ain't ever forgetting that whole fiasco
p!traslate ну ладно вже, було і було
давайте мужички
You didn't specify a language
fuk
he said goodbye mans
Even I go to the washroom
Odd I piss myself
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I found the red witch house but didn't find the red witch
probably main quest thing
yeah its main quest
6 9
rat is in 70 servers to house all his rat emojis
yo

my internet just keeps nuking itself

I am at the point of researching how to make my own ISP
and just scam people
cause if this is the most used ISP in the country then everyones fucking STUPID
I'm scamming the dirt to grow food for me
how you get water source blocks
I thought that was impossible
buckets
wtf
booket


that looks terrible
I don't think it quite shows in a screenshot
but something funky is going on with the quern's lighting
also when your turn it, the handles double

WEEEEEE @copper vapor
ok time to continue game
GAMING 
true!
cant use the real word tho 
would just get murdered
The ingot pile grows
ingot? more like inGONE

I am watching spooderman 
KURWA BOBER

1994?

Taking suggestions on colony name for this bad boy
& 
oshaune but better
@copper vapor

The mission to recover a researcher from a tri-tach blacksite went stupidly well

wtf is that game
The entire journey there was via a slipstream
I transverse jumped directly onto the planet I had to visit
Not even one minute passed and I was already out of there
I'm pretty sure they don't even know I was there
All sneaky breeki like
at work? 
or are you home
and holding out on me

car 
not me having an ace of diamonds at the end of a greed run just for the dono machine to get stuck at 2% chance
Dad simulator 
dodging the question 
I am at my parents 
Ireland:
Man, none of my ships have legendary reputation yet
Last run my Sunder was legendary before I even got the oldslaught
didnt stole enough atmosphere 
I mean at the very least my Onslaught should be legendary for being the most overfluxed ship in the sector
It's permanently at max flux
That's why I want to remove the shield from it, if I enable the shield for even a fraction of a second I will regret it a lot 

Eh
indeed
the murder bnuy
Yeh but thing is
She won't kill you by killing you ya kno
She will do it in a different non-conventional way
She can fuck me to death I won't mind
giant bnuy plush

Sparter please tell me that I'm not crazy for wanting to put shield shunt on my Onslaught

its not going to be as good as you think it is
specially in a modded starsector
It's mainly just to stop me from overloading myself by enabling shields on instinct
shameless AI art
I don't even really use shields most of the time, I only put them up if a considerably strong missile is going my way
Usually I just let the enemies shoot me
Seems to work out well
They die and I don't
im surprised you didn't name a planet after brainfart or newbies
Why would I, they don't deserve exposure
Now
How good off is offtopic
Pretty good
We're fishing
We're mining
We're constructing an endless supply of fuel and supplies

Variable Assembler my beloved
Starsector lol
Starsector (modded)
A bit
No
Am I still the captain
I've been bamboozled by my outdated mods into thinking that I overmodded the game but I'm not even close to the limit

How much to make me leader of frozen ass 
btw the name of the ship you're the captain of is a prophecy
I must be loyle to my capo
5 dolla

I don't know if I can rename administrators
Deal
Never tried
Oh I can
lame
But Frozen Ass is ran by a temporary intern
Kick the temp intern out and put me in coach 
I will turn frozen ass into SWAMP ASS
time to scour every bar in the universe
cuz that's where everyone hangs out in starsector land
I remembered I needed to check if I already had it and I do, you probably bought it for me
Pirate Yakuza is the one I still don't own
Oh I do have administrators, it's just that my colonies aren't profitable enough to give them admins who take 4x the salary of an intern
I am still losing money every month
the creature
Le creature
Frozen Ass specifically generates negative income because pirates raided it before I managed to nuke them
Dubious in nature
And I'm not gonna speed it up
Pirates fucked it up that badly
As long as it's not at a risk of going feral I will not help them
Don't worry I fucked up the pirates even more

Would you rather go
Good
Pee pee poo poo or poo poo pee pee
Boffum
I destroyed 76 pirate ships while only losing 2 of my own
God damn
All of those 76 ships were responsible for raiding Frozen Ass
Seven Six?
76, huh.
But it was destiny
you sure it wasn't "follow the damn train"
The space scrap from that battle is still fueling my salvage yards
@marsh cargo all you gotta do
It will be fueling it for the next 10 months
Was following the damn dam, sparter

Huh, hold up
I can stabilize Frozen Ass for just 250k
I thought it's more expensive
But I said I'm not gonna do it so I won't 
How much to destabilise it
Why would I destabilize my own colony
You wanted to destabilize a colony
So I will destabilize your home

No, Yes, No, Maybe, Who?
is that from the bafta awards?
wtf is expedition 33
voices maelle in E33 and shart in horny's gate
Then I guess it's a maybe?
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france: the game
I'm at chapter 5 and just looked at the Hernand map and I have a shit ton of stuff to do @copper vapor

is it bad whenever i think of france i immediately think of the french guy tasting coke for the first time meme
uh what's chapter 5 called
Guest unbidden
oh
I just started that chapter, yeah
haven't done the first main quest yet because a lot of side quests appeared 
the tonk but without the furry bodypillows
but he's not a raccoon
?
@green granite
hello fellow adventurer
desert enjoyers 
hey hey partner, i hope you enjoy the adventure 
i certainly am, 50 hours in and i still get impressed
reminds me a certain meme
it most certainly is pretty
all that i see
It is, i was going to show more screenshots, but i'd rather not so you get surprised by the first time too
i dont give a fuck, post all you want
oh thats pretty
the long distance night shot with the clouds
assuming those are towns?
yes
im mother fucking pippin took 

whats crazy is that what you see is where you can go
thats what i love
16x the detail
anybodt wanna talk

man i wish i coul dye these armors black
wait a minute, you can
well time to get me some black dye
gundam 
Classic
thumping some retard heretic captain in the head with a pickaxe

buddy doesnt realize armor cant save you from an ogryn swinging a mining tool into their skull
also not a fan of rumbler
apparently its really good
but i dont see it
almost done ogryn weapons
ranged, that is
i have 2 of the melees done
that leaves the 2 shotguns
kickback and ripper
trying to get a fun looking skyrim modlist with a midtier pc and 1 tb storage is harsh
im just gonna get keizaal and call it a day
he looks fucking terrified
goddamn camera resolution in VOTV is like 180p setting on yt
goddamn
oh no
The spicy

but also bitch slapping them is awesome
Leave me alone!


I bribed them
so no one cares about my stupid video? ok imma go commit poxburster
:)

But do they
the second one was just the first one expanded
Bitch slapping the heretics?
General Offtopic grew to size 5 and because I didn't make it a managed democracy it can still grow to size 6

rng gods please give me a cryo ship to get a size 8
Become big planet
Oh nvm
yeah
Shrimply floating?
yeah i was showing the 3 mile high jump, and how long the airtime was


no

Maybe we should kill cup
At war with Tri-Tach, invading
this skyrim modded?
or the new game
it crimson
Zee crim
not stonks
this fucking BITCH is on my puter...
all credit card debt

wanna guess what armor im getting rn 
i always find those funny
they cant imagine a scenario of space marines fighting verses on the same tier as them
so they bully the smaller ones
also black templars

Would they mistake Link for being Dark Eldar
dark?
Yeah but

@marsh cargo When I was invading Tri-Tach HMI sent a counter-invasion which I didn't know was even an option but as soon as I took over the planet they were like "oh yeah, we're not enemies, have a nice day"

I actually have no idea why HMI was against war, lemme check
Like, they don't like either of us so they should vote yes
Oh I may have an idea
For the past few cycles
I have been sneakily lowering relations between tri-tach and hmi
And even though they are in an alliance
They don't really
Like each other
So they probably just went "bitch that ain't our problem"
thank you discord
That's the countermeasure for you breaking the law
ight
OI
but what
!topic
@dreamy moth
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)


The explanation will be lost on lesser cultured people 
dont pretend you're smarter than yo uactually are, just spit it out
is it because Woman?
See, I told you

I remember hampter chief vs a marine caused some issues
sigh
Listen, my fridge is full of shrimp, if you don't want them aliens I can adopt them from you
you What
You heard the man
that implies things that i am very concerned about, are you talking about save-game?
i am concerned
how much "points" did yo uspend on shrimp
5 dolla
First complains about aliens and then doesn't want to give them to a person in need

im asking questions
theres already enoguh questions about the arirals
airrirals
areras
area
HOWEVER YOU SAY IT
You were right the first time
how many points did you spend on shrimp, how the fuck would you adopt the arirals in my save-game and w h y
Enough, persuasion and why not
persuasion doesnt awnser my question on how youd adopt them in my SAVE-STATE
are you going to get my save state then go i ntehre
and put signs up of
"hot alien men in your area"
or something
i dont even know how to use the signs
No I will literally stand with that sign in front of their picnic spot
Oh no I just realized something
that wouldntw ork
@oblique belfry the lost ATV storyline from my first VOTV video will never get finished
the what
I wonder if I still have the recordings from session 2 and session 3
it was in your garage the whole time
Oh so when I first played votv I recorded it, edited it and uploaded it to yt
Which is also my first real yt vid
And in that video
I fucking fell off the atv
And it drove away
atv keys
go to the blodo staisn where you fell
better idea
scare off the aliens with earrape on the radio
And I didn't find it until I recorded the 2nd episode which I never finished editing
And it was
At the ariral picnic place
THEY TOOK YORU SHIT
That video will never get edited
Because it's too old now
However
I plan to return to votv
And record a new vid
And I'm gonna use the clips from the original recording
Specifically to talk about that atv
Because the moment I found it was kinda funny
And I must include it
the arirals ate it
But I have a backlog of recorded footage
Which I probably should work on
So recording anything new is not an option until at least the next weekend
And if I plan to record votv again I'd rather not play it before I can do that
Because when I come back to it
I want to keep my knowledge of the game as foggy as possible
Anyways if you don't want your arirals just give them my address
It's 2137 Slavic Shithole Street, Slavtopia

New range is keeping really fucking honest, lol.
you were making a VOTV video ?
Ah yes I forgot that your memory doesn't extend past yesterday
Then drink 12 b's
smart
apparently you can now gift 1000 / 5000 subs
for 1k / 5k dollars
in twitch
nice 
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i wanna do this
witcher gonna keep you busy for few hundo hours easy
i wanted to start from witcher 1 then do 2 n 3
but hell no
rather just start from w3

i played witcher 1 for few hours
forgot about the game in few days
doge, i need your help now, what weapon do i use? maul, or crusher?

i dont care if you dont know what each does
just tell me
crusher
AM GLORP
alright

this build will use crusher
i mean 1 is eh
the combat was...... yeah 
you can check my games for what ive played the longest but youve played most
i prolly cant run most of em 
i mean they not that demanding
you could always go middle earth play through
they still havent fixed the performance right ?
they are like 5 bucks
idk
i fucking swear
bro how are ya'll casually finding one of the hand-full legion xiv derelicts in the entire sector so easily?
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finally
finley
time for some coffee
I guess the game rewards me for being hegemony aligned
That's the 3rd legion this run
when i was born the angels said
Your evil vault 31 canteen takes a sip from you
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lucky mf
there's like 4 in each sector
Between 3 and 5
bro read the wiki
You also keep forgetting that it's not my first time playing
It's just my first time not using a Sunder for the entire run
I'm now mimicking the "tactics" used by the oldslaught and I just ram the shit out of my targets with burn drive enabled
More effective at overloading the shields than shooting them
That's because that's why
Why do we have muscles specifically for widening/opening nostrils instead of them being wide open to begin with
you would drown on contact with water
Brother is a hippopotamus
They are like that because at some point in time evolution decided that that's what we need and it's not gonna undo it because some random idiot doesn't understand it
we have alot of random ass switches all over
The amount of odd evolutions humans have
we are also biologically encoded with the ability to spot snakes
But the "clear" reason is that part of the cycle for managing airflow is closing or restricting airflow in the nostril, and it'd be hard to do that if it was always open
They do.
Part of your nasal cycle is your body congesting a nostril alternating.
That's a TIL
@left mantle just to be clear, what you speak of happens inside, and is not from the nostril (the nose hole) physically closing shut?
Yes but the muscles are connected enough.
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