╟❓general-offtopic

[marsh cargo]

Kys

[proven tundra]

Keep yourself safe

Dang it sparter

[marsh cargo]

[pliant chasm]

will play tda after and see

to me the game doesn't seem that bad
my issues are outside of gameplay

[upbeat verge]

we never said the game is bad mate

[pliant chasm]

ok

[upbeat verge]

[marsh cargo]

That was his point in the conversation

[proven tundra]

I firmly believe that most devs aren't trying to make a shitty game and are genuinely invested in having you enjoy it
But upper management/time constraints/etc force them to make something they don't want to

[marsh cargo]

[pliant chasm]

im talking about tda

[upbeat verge]

aah tda

i read tag

im retard

❤️

[pliant chasm]

doom: the ass gapes

[upbeat verge]

woahh

[quiet yew]

it's just financially safer to do a second/third/fourth... serving of something that already worked in the past

[copper vapor]

bay harbor stretcher's favorite game

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pepe-happy-4--k01KQ2F6HJF0W8MCMBWXX8J0HYS

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cacodemon-doom-spray-bottle-gif-15508179

[quiet yew]

why he so moist

[proven tundra]

Yeah there's probably some devs that want commercial success more than anything but I don't think they're trying to make slop on purpose you know

[static axle]

slippery

[copper vapor]

also yet again I have the realization that FFXIV isn't a game for me
the amount of ppl praising yoship's nuts for reducing the amount of buttons they have to press because "keeping track of cooldowns is difficult" disgusts me

game's so fucking easy to play but the majority of the playerbase is utter morons

so it has to get dumber

[marsh cargo]

Basic 3 combo being condensed into a single button is neat

But everything else is

[static axle]

reminds me off something

[quiet yew]

many such cases

[marsh cargo]

But its a toggle tho

[copper vapor]

I'm going to nitpick on something very specific that likely only affects me

[marsh cargo]

So you can just not use it

[copper vapor]

they showed how you get a single button for a damage spell or a healing spell depending on who you're targeting, enemy or ally

but what I liked to do when I played paladin

[upbeat verge]

xals mom

jk

[marsh cargo]

I had a macro for that

[copper vapor]

was enable an option that makes healing spells self-cast if I'm targeting an enemy

so this new system won't work for me

[proven tundra]

[quiet yew]

they better be on birth control

[copper vapor]

I don't remember ever using macros because the game already has a low enough number of skills that I can have everything individually bound to its own button/key

[marsh cargo]

That is indeed turbo mega specific

[copper vapor]

but in games like WoW I definitely had macros to condense some shit

[copper vapor]

yea

and people would just say "just use reborn mode then"

but then yoship said evolved mode is higher dps

[upbeat verge]

istg women are fucking retards man

[copper vapor]

so the tryhards are gonna expect/require ppl to be using evolved mode

[proven tundra]

What does that make men then

[marsh cargo]

Even bigger retards

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

need to find a new game, kinda done with farming. @celest plank i have a farm, i have logging area, like 7mills money left to build whatever. could start a new map but meh

[upbeat verge]

this one uni colleague i have we still keep in touch
she goes to the gym right no issues there
she orders supplements for herself protein and w/e the fk else
and the company send her testers with different stuff
one of the things being fucking testosterone
and she thought it helps so she took some
and now her head and stomach hurt
@proven tundra @marsh cargo @copper vapor @quiet yew @pliant chasm @sick trail

I WISH I WAS MAKING IT UP

[quiet yew]

[upbeat verge]

You CANNOT BE THIS DUMB

[quiet yew]

free PEDs lol

[pliant chasm]

she took testosterone
she'll now be less stupid

[proven tundra]

That's like average man intelligence tbh
So a dumb woman is still as smart as an average man at least

[upbeat verge]

like wtff

[marsh cargo]

I mean women can take testosterone for medical reasons

[upbeat verge]

yes but when the doctor tells you

[proven tundra]

I wouldn't just take it without talking to a doctor

[upbeat verge]

yes

[quiet yew]

fun fact
women's testosterone levels peak during menstruation
so when you find a woman insufferable because she's experiencing "women troubles", it's actually because she's acting more like a man

[pliant chasm]

they can't handle it

[proven tundra]

Men wouldn't bother with the doctor part most of the time tho Ivan
More testosterone = better

[marsh cargo]

Men are on average tupid

[shrewd gull]

men should take estrogen

[upbeat verge]

thats why her stomach hurts now

[pliant chasm]

i have tostesterone and i don't get stomach and headaches

[quiet yew]

it actually prevents hair loss

[upbeat verge]

shes clearly having a skill issue

[pliant chasm]

implying being bald is bad

[quiet yew]

it is

[marsh cargo]

Its almost like we have both of them and theres a balance to be had

[proven tundra]

We messed up
We gotta go bald

Etc

[static axle]

@pliant chasm gib game idea

[copper vapor]

being bald involuntarily is bad

[quiet yew]

99% of men can't pull off a bald look

[clear bough]

wait what

[pliant chasm]

hello

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/we-gotta-go-bald-gif-8637027642657214077

[pliant chasm]

depends

[pliant chasm]

false

[shrewd gull]

baldie

[pliant chasm]

look at r/bald

[marsh cargo]

Youll look like jeff bezos
So someone might accidentally luigi you

[upbeat verge]

smash

[pliant chasm]

actual ugly tards look much better when going bald

[copper vapor]

or worse, andrew tate

[quiet yew]

you mean "Look at the 0,0001% of bald people who got upvoted to be seen on r/bald"

[pliant chasm]

anti bald propaganda made by estrogen takers

[marsh cargo]

[pliant chasm]

seen it myself several times

[shrewd gull]

imagin being bald

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wtf-blink-4--k01KQ2FTFFFEVW8ZEPN32ZEZAF4

[copper vapor]

I'll go bald when nature tells me to, and will keep rocking the rockstar long hair in the meantime

[proven tundra]

If I looked like tato man I'd want someone to off me

[pliant chasm]

just because women make fun of being bald doesn't mean it's ugly

[static axle]

wtf is this topic

[marsh cargo]

Hair

[copper vapor]

Lucan

[quiet yew]

https://tenor.com/view/bottom-g-andrew-tate-dancing-sigma-top-g-gif-9163394352411697671

[marsh cargo]

Youyou is pro bald

[static axle]

who

[clear bough]

i have thin hair but not balding

[pliant chasm]

fishnet wearers telling people that bald men are ugly

[marsh cargo]

Invincible

[shrewd gull]

we should restrict bald people from having opinions

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/dEsmP99mjIq.gif

[pliant chasm]

furries first

[uneven sapphire]

rat do you have any rts recommendations

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cummins-1--k01KQ2FWG6D528Z5BPJKK8EBSXG

[uneven sapphire]

or like city or basebuilders

[celest plank]

You want something adhd powered like farming but not farming?

[clear bough]

[proven tundra]

BAR

[shrewd gull]

you found yourself huh

[pliant chasm]

?

[static axle]

idk man idk, i have few games on my mind but i dont wanna buy them

[upbeat verge]

auuuuu , the council spoke.
this one doing numbers

[proven tundra]

Ostriv is supposed to be pretty good

[celest plank]

shiit maybe I should do the buying this time, after all the gifts

[pliant chasm]

you'll never be free

[static axle]

sure, buy me crimson desert

[left mantle]

Truly a reasonable recommendation

[marsh cargo]

Bald chad

[proven tundra]

It's free

And it's fun

[upbeat verge]

god bless I still have my luscious long hair in tact

[proven tundra]

What more do you want

[pliant chasm]

top 10 youtube titles

[uneven sapphire]

[quiet yew]

imagine how much better that beard would look with a full head of hair

[left mantle]

For you to get the joke

[pliant chasm]

same

[proven tundra]

Oohhhh

[shrewd gull]

imagine how better he'd look even without beard if he had hair

[pliant chasm]

he would be wearing a hat

[marsh cargo]

Thankfully
Men in my family dont go bald
So im good

[proven tundra]

I got it now

[celest plank]

get the fuck out, I can buy you a waffle

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/bLNUb.gif

[quiet yew]

[shrewd gull]

Same! ;3c

[static axle]

IS IT BLUE??

[left mantle]

The dad joke buffer period

[quiet yew]

actually, I don't have a single bald relative

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

queue the urban dictionary word for zased meaning homo sex

[pliant chasm]

channel full of 🚬 hates balding
classic

[celest plank]

That I can give to you

[static axle]

lets go blueberry waffle

[copper vapor]

I got balding in my family tree but I've been spared the balding gene

[pliant chasm]

im gonna make an account and describe the word retard as liking to suck dick

[celest plank]

Im doing close contact payment

[quiet yew]

look man, you can do whatever you want, but statistically, women like hair

[marsh cargo]

Youyou just because slav genes say you go bald at the ripe ol age of 23

Doesnt mean we have to agree with it

[pliant chasm]

are you a woman

[static axle]

one of these aint like the others

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

i have long hair

my dad never went bald

[quiet yew]

not that I know of
but you are looking for one, right?

[pliant chasm]

nor got white hair

[copper vapor]

mid - mid - peak

[pliant chasm]

no

[static axle]

ay yo

[quiet yew]

so ur gae?

[shrewd gull]

men?

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/re0A23CSvpw?si=qE3SqTqrYmwXNy6S holy shit

[runic condor]

Wtf is this conversation

[pliant chasm]

🥀

[celest plank]

You can get 200h+ of gaming or +2 broken controllers

[upbeat verge]

video older than some of the users in this server

[quiet yew]

I'm just asking

[marsh cargo]

Most you mean

[upbeat verge]

most*

[quiet yew]

nuthin wrong with that

[upbeat verge]

[celest plank]

3 times sab

[static axle]

well thank god i have multiple controllers

[quiet yew]

stop making me feel old

[static axle]

mid-peak-mid-mid-peak

[celest plank]

Well fifa is like a paper shredder for those

[copper vapor]

only one of those is peak

[pliant chasm]

fifa peaked in 2013

downhill from there

[upbeat verge]

mid mid mid mid mid

[static axle]

yes, and its this one

[celest plank]

fifa peaked in 1998

[pliant chasm]

truke

[static axle]

nhl94 wipes floor with any fifa

[quiet yew]

fifa peaked when kids actually played football outside

[pliant chasm]

goofy ahh controls
didn't know how to play it

[thin bobcat]

"View All" sounds pretty alright

[celest plank]

Too bad im not on pc, i wanna do a black and white youyou with the text "truke"

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

here, saved for you

[celest plank]

tyty

[pliant chasm]

just ping and i'll say truke

[upbeat verge]

el truco

[celest plank]

@pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

truke

[thin bobcat]

The only thing I know about this game is that if you fly into the twin towers, your account gets permanently suspended

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1494970671497875456/TRUTHBURER.gif

[static axle]

wanna know whats the best part of my game finding rn

[celest plank]

Go for it

[static axle]

they removed twin towers

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/b-boomer-boomer-bttv-twitch-classic-rock-gif-15991791

https://youtu.be/43aj3ag3H1c?si=F0VVecw2FERvdOzR

[static axle]

"need a new game"

[celest plank]

Pretty realistic if you ask me

[pliant chasm]

ivan spam

[upbeat verge]

its 2 things

[thin bobcat]

Damn, going for realism I see

[upbeat verge]

?

are you on meds

[pliant chasm]

reported

[copper vapor]

wait why are the twin towers even there

[quiet yew]

ivan can spam me anytime he wants

[pliant chasm]

take it to dms

[quiet yew]

wait that came out weird

[celest plank]

373 games sitting in the library, meanwhile the 2 week farming phase:

[quiet yew]

anyway

[upbeat verge]

woah woahh woahhhh

[static axle]

more like 2 months

[thin bobcat]

I am guessing it's an older title with them still in there

[quiet yew]

[upbeat verge]

elden ring legacy dungeon be like

[celest plank]

I dont get it

[thin bobcat]

But I remember something about getting your account permanently suspended because of people flying ito them

[pliant chasm]

microsoft flight sim 2000

[pliant chasm]

capra demon

[marsh cargo]

Dark souls 1

[celest plank]

OHHH

[runic condor]

Womp womp

[static axle]

yee used to be like that when they released it

[pliant chasm]

badge of honor

[celest plank]

Realistically speaking, few men got their accounts suspended for that before the game was even out

[pliant chasm]

what were they expecting

[celest plank]

Microsoft values legacy

[upbeat verge]

OMG

MEDAL OF HONOR is an fps i need to play
@pliant chasm @copper vapor

i finally remembered

[copper vapor]

yes it is

though again I haven't played the PSX ones

just allied assault and the more recent games

pacific assault is fun

airborne is peam

Allied Assault is amazing

[pliant chasm]

last one i remember is when getting bombed by japan

[upbeat verge]

woah

[copper vapor]

moh 2010 is aight

[shrewd gull]

i lov medal of honor ;3

[copper vapor]

modern warfighter also aight

[upbeat verge]

"ahh just rike hiroshima" - lo wang

[static axle]

"no sales" - randy

[celest plank]

You want another good fps like moh?

[upbeat verge]

sure sound

[celest plank]

World War 0 Iron Storm

[upbeat verge]

istg if he gives me that one mexican cartel meme fps

[pliant chasm]

kys tard

[static axle]

what the game tho

[upbeat verge]

nvm

[upbeat verge]

NOT IN ABAD WAY

i know its a fun one

[celest plank]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/296180/Iron_Storm/

Steam

Iron Storm

Western Germany, March 1964... The last Great War rages on. Madness at the front lines. Men butchering each other. War-torn Europe stands ripped apart by a front line that runs straight through the heart of Germany where American and Western European troops battle against enemy forces. An eternal war seemingly with no end in sight. Opposin…

Price

$2.99

Recommendations

120

Metacritic

69

[pliant chasm]

are you talking about brazillian drug dealer ?

[celest plank]

first fps I played in my life

[copper vapor]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3191050/BRAZILIAN_DRUG_DEALER_3_I_OPENED_A_PORTAL_TO_HELL_IN_THE_FAVELA_TRYING_TO_REVIVE_MIT_AIA_I_NEED_TO_CLOSE_IT/

Steam

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

"Incredible things coming out of Latin America right now"

-Hakita (Creator of Ultrakill) about the game …

Price

$4.99

Recommendations

6600

play this

[quiet yew]

Total Overdose?

[pliant chasm]

cinema

[upbeat verge]

I will eventually

[celest plank]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3029230/Epstein_2/

Steam

Epstein 2

A malevolent businessman named Epstein disappears in 2019 with the help of the government and influential business people, faking his own death. Secretly, he buys an island where he begins kidnapping people from different countries to conduct experiments, aiming to achieve world domination. Government officials and powerful figures, especially Da…

Price

$6.99

[upbeat verge]

[celest plank]

@upbeat verge

[copper vapor]

seriously this is just so

deliciously weird

and made in the quake 1 engine

[upbeat verge]

[static axle]

already -23%

[upbeat verge]

hahaha

@celest plank

[marsh cargo]

Wait it came out already?

[upbeat verge]

has this game been played by like 5 people sound

[pliant chasm]

no

[static axle]

John Carpenter's Toxic Commando looks like a game

[marsh cargo]

Ooh so its a presale

[pliant chasm]

not on steam tho

[celest plank]

CD's were a thing

[marsh cargo]

Yeah noticed its not steam

[celest plank]

and its niche, yea

[marsh cargo]

Stolen keysite

[copper vapor]

fun but gets repetitive VERY fast

[static axle]

batman on presale too

[upbeat verge]

any other old fps reccommendations fellas?

[static axle]

xiii-classic

[celest plank]

oblivion lost remake

[upbeat verge]

finished games please

[proven tundra]

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger

[celest plank]

poland mentioned

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

that one is 2013

[shrewd gull]

polska gurom

[celest plank]

tried serious sam?

[marsh cargo]

That is old

[upbeat verge]

I'm thinking something along the lines of 90s to early 2000s

[static axle]

not even expensive

[marsh cargo]

[celest plank]

do piachu z cudzoziemcami

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/ggB33d0BLcY?si=vHji0ighlJ2rk6up&t=18

[upbeat verge]

grew up with it

[quiet yew]

UT99

[celest plank]

thennn

hm

[upbeat verge]

funny u say tha

serious sam was one of the first ever pc games I played along with need for speed underground 2

[celest plank]

Its not old but it has retro vibes

https://store.steampowered.com/app/824600/HROT/

Steam

HROT

HROT is a single-player retro FPS set in a small socialist country neighboring Soviet Union (Czechoslovakia) after an unspecified disaster in 1986. Those times were dark and terrifying and so is the game.

You start in a civil defense shelter deep under a Prague Metro station. As a proud holder of the military readiness badge you know what yo…

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

5120

[upbeat verge]

already on wishlist

[marsh cargo]

The horse

[proven tundra]

You've played the FEAR games?

[marsh cargo]

Thats the cultural relevance of hrot

[quiet yew]

@upbeat verge not an FPS at all but...

[oblique belfry]

interesting ?

oh lmao

[celest plank]

@upbeat verge tried system shock?

[celest plank]

one ping from me

[oblique belfry]

based old people

[upbeat verge]

I believe so yes

[upbeat verge]

naw

[copper vapor]

ppl finna tell ivan to play every game

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

OK

so

[proven tundra]

You should

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

halo

halo

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

THIS is what i have on my wishlist

[oblique belfry]

halo

[oblique belfry]

omg he made a sticker

[upbeat verge]

reccommend any other OLD FPS games you have played
anything after 2010 is a no go

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry 7 - 3

[upbeat verge]

@static axle @proven tundra @copper vapor u mfs @celest plank

[oblique belfry]

??

[static axle]

blood west worth

[celest plank]

stalker

metro 2033

[copper vapor]

what if there's boomer shooters made after 2010

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@celest plank

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[oblique belfry]

ye go play metro

[celest plank]

stalker stalker stalker

[upbeat verge]

modern boomer shooters also are fine but most of them are already on my wishlist mate

[shrewd gull]

turok 2008 ;3

[proven tundra]

I made my recommendations already
Most of the the others are already on your wishlist

[static axle]

selaco not bad either

[upbeat verge]

its on the wishlist

go look at it

[oblique belfry]

wolfenstein

[upbeat verge]

played wolfenstein

[static axle]

monkey

[celest plank]

nobody fucking cares enough to look at it

😭

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hmmm-mmmm-fI9--k01KQ2H2HMG43B7X9W6ZHN77RA6

[upbeat verge]

....

[shrewd gull]

turok 2008 ;c

[copper vapor]

guilty pleasure

I love that game even though it's such a fuckin

disgrace

[shrewd gull]

yeahhhh

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

i've not done return to castle wolfenstein actually

[copper vapor]

oh no a dino is about to bite you
instant kill QTE with invuln frames

[copper vapor]

DO IT

[shrewd gull]

the fucking locked 65 fov

[copper vapor]

RTCW is

PEAK

[shrewd gull]

Do

[upbeat verge]

ah

not on sale

[shrewd gull]

RealRTCW

[upbeat verge]

[oblique belfry]

wtf i dont have ivan on steam ?

[copper vapor]

if you liked the occult shit from Wolfenstein The Old Blood you're gonna love rtcw

[oblique belfry]

come here you

[pliant chasm]

play only the first one

[oblique belfry]

i must add you to my collection

[upbeat verge]

gae

[static axle]

why do i still have this movie installed

[copper vapor]

brother it's 5 euros

[upbeat verge]

wym

[pliant chasm]

fear

[upbeat verge]

5 euros too much

[shrewd gull]

play

[pliant chasm]

play the first one

[shrewd gull]

The Chronicles of Riddick

[pliant chasm]

2 maybe but i don't like it

3 is ass

[copper vapor]

that's one game I wish I could play

[proven tundra]

I forgot about riddick

[upbeat verge]

lemme check loaded

[copper vapor]

fym 3 is great

especially if you play as the other guy

lotsa fun

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/beautiful-riddick--k01KQ2H6Q20MQDKJMAP9GV3WY20

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

based

[oblique belfry]

@upbeat verge mf who are you friends with in steam

[upbeat verge]

yo momma

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

I had to

I'm sorry

[oblique belfry]

killing myself

[static axle]

you can sort by metacritics in library? shiiieeet

[proven tundra]

Are we friends on steam Ivan?
No I only added people that doge was friends with lol

[oblique belfry]

im trying to do the same thing

im going through y'all profiles to find ivan

[upbeat verge]

skom has me

[static axle]

bioshock ofc

[proven tundra]

Bioshock was pretty fun

[oblique belfry]

surely

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

not me

[static axle]

yee played it on release on xbox

[oblique belfry]

damn

[upbeat verge]

I have gnome from dota 2 on pfp

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

Send a message that says "Bulgaria sucks" and see how they answer

[shrewd gull]

cod waw if you didnt play

[upbeat verge]

you'd make that deal?
@proven tundra @oblique belfry @celest plank

[copper vapor]

shoot those damn PT boats

[upbeat verge]

I'd make that deal

[oblique belfry]

id make that deal

[upbeat verge]

I dont blame ya

[proven tundra]

It's less than a coffee

[upbeat verge]

DAMN GOOD DEAL

[shrewd gull]

;3333

[upbeat verge]

ok what else

[static axle]

xiii trust

[oblique belfry]

why am i playing where's waldo in skom's friendlist

[frail leaf]

💱 2.08 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 3.33 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca:

[static axle]

1.26€

[oblique belfry]

mf just give me your name

dude has 259 friends

[proven tundra]

Okay it's like 1 1/2 coffees

[upbeat verge]

or do u need the other name

new scammer

[oblique belfry]

so thats what gnome from dota 2 looks like

[upbeat verge]

yes

[shrewd gull]

omg

also play

red faciton

[upbeat verge]

I find him funny

[proven tundra]

It's on his wishlist

[shrewd gull]

oh

i didnt see

sorry ;c

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

peak

[upbeat verge]

apparently

[shrewd gull]

i am not

[upbeat verge]

NOBODY saw the wishlist images

[shrewd gull]

;c

[proven tundra]

I did Ivan

[upbeat verge]

yes i know ratsu

[shrewd gull]

play far cry 1 ;c

grr youll tell me its on wishlist too

[oblique belfry]

it grows

[upbeat verge]

have played it

as a kid

[static axle]

gonna be 31 soon

[marsh cargo]

[shrewd gull]

replay it

[proven tundra]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2047625531588481196

Sethisto (@Sethisto)

Why does china get all the cool shit

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 24, 2026, 10:35 AM

[shrewd gull]

also aliens vs predator

[oblique belfry]

i wanted to check your wishlist but the profile is private 🥀

cucked

[upbeat verge]

MATE

ISTG

I WILL FUCKING

STRANGLE YOU

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

you said check my wishlist

[copper vapor]

which one

[proven tundra]

Remember how we said men were dumber than women Ivan

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry

PLEASE MATE

[oblique belfry]

oh my bad fam

[clear bough]

here its like 3 bucks

[upbeat verge]

AND IT SHOWS

[static axle]

juan vs diddy

[oblique belfry]

go play amid evil

[upbeat verge]

buy me amid evil

shit aint even on sale

[shrewd gull]

ehh the 2010 one

[copper vapor]

approved

[upbeat verge]

how do I unprivate my profile
@oblique belfry

[shrewd gull]

settings on steam

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

cant

[upbeat verge]

dont laugh

[oblique belfry]

region pricing

[copper vapor]

it'so n the profile itself

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2047905612067991883

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

https://t.co/emAUCa8cXD

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 25, 2026, 5:08 AM

[oblique belfry]

from profile settings

[left mantle]

Turkish scammer unlocked

[copper vapor]

@upbeat verge go to your profile, click 'edit profile', privacy settings tab

[oblique belfry]

in here

[shrewd gull]

play terminator salvation

[upbeat verge]

should be done

[oblique belfry]

i just remembered

[upbeat verge]

u can see now

[oblique belfry]

i used to hide my playtime because i was anxious about people finding out about my unturned hours

now i just boast about it

[static axle]

i started looking for a new game and ended up gifting ivan a game

curse my life

[oblique belfry]

damn

[upbeat verge]

oh nooo

whatever shall we do

[oblique belfry]

holy based

https://klipy.com/gifs/magnifying-glass-gem--k01KQ2HYTZZZS4T310JTH8PVBMF

[upbeat verge]

600+ hours btw

[oblique belfry]

i feel like you were trying to 100% some games but couldn't bother with the last few achievements

[upbeat verge]

listen man

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

I will do them uhhh

later

[shrewd gull]

gib acc link

[oblique belfry]

ok nvm legendary dragon is a hassle

[copper vapor]

chat is this real

[oblique belfry]

i relate

what

[shrewd gull]

yes

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

@oblique belfry buy me thank you

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

does that key have like a bitcoin or something

[static axle]

i'll play 1 second per €

[upbeat verge]

and this is on legendary edition too

[oblique belfry]

i played classic

[upbeat verge]

yes

thats what legnedary edition is

classic 32 bit skyrim

[oblique belfry]

wait is it ?

[upbeat verge]

with all dlc

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

i played legendary edition

[marsh cargo]

I mean ppl did pay for it
It lasting 2 weeks is a crime

[upbeat verge]

anyway

[marsh cargo]

Ddlc

[static axle]

surely i'll snipe crimson right only 33 bucks

[upbeat verge]

what other game

i gotta check if fanatical has it on sale

[oblique belfry]

i heard good things about blood west

[static axle]

i mean the mad max/quarantine zone one aint even bad

[upbeat verge]

naw

ayyy

hol up

what about OG call of duty

[copper vapor]

didn't they get refunds

[oblique belfry]

i smell gambling

[upbeat verge]

nvm

[static axle]

too bad i own mad max and dont care for qz

[oblique belfry]

go requiem

[static axle]

that'll go to hannya if i snipe it

[oblique belfry]

deal

[upbeat verge]

ok just those 2
@oblique belfry @static axle @copper vapor

[oblique belfry]

goodies

[static axle]

[upbeat verge]

4 mystery games

for 4.40

[shrewd gull]

immediately download RealRTCW mod from steam

[static axle]

not worth

[upbeat verge]

why

[shrewd gull]

its so good

[upbeat verge]

....

bro ive not even played base return to castle wolfenstein

this mf tells me to instantly install some mod

brother

[copper vapor]

if you get spellforce I'll take it off your hands

[shrewd gull]

better engine

more guns

better graphics

[static axle]

why would i buy it if i cant activate

[copper vapor]

oh

[static axle]

wtf is this bs

[copper vapor]

[shrewd gull]

harder

[proven tundra]

Finland isn't real

Confirmed

[static axle]

trueee

[shrewd gull]

sweden*

[oblique belfry]

finland racism

[clear bough]

https://youtu.be/8HaR-P_rbzU

[upbeat verge]

fuck no mate

I'll play base default wolfenstein

no fucking conversion mods

[shrewd gull]

whatever you say

[upbeat verge]

I hate when people do this shit

[shrewd gull]

you can disable them

tho

[upbeat verge]

istg

[static axle]

fuck it

[proven tundra]

Ivan is on a journey to experience the pure game as we experienced it back then

[upbeat verge]

RATSU GETS IT

[copper vapor]

yea play vanilla

then mod it if you want

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fuck-you-eff-you-fu-fuk-off-screw-you--k01KQ2JKNCHAJCYAE1A8X4G07YB

[shrewd gull]

🤷

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

cant have a shit in finland

[proven tundra]

Can't have fin in shitland

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sister-sister-laughing-2--k01KQ2JNY4ZRHZRAE0FV7D49DAQ

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

[marsh cargo]

Only the steam ones

[static axle]

80 buck game for 33

[marsh cargo]

Damn

[copper vapor]

SONY DIDN'T REFUND THE PLAYERS? ASJDKLF

[marsh cargo]

Hate gambling

[static axle]

you want we are the dwarves tho

its similar

https://store.steampowered.com/app/395570/We_Are_The_Dwarves/

Steam

We Are The Dwarves

The Dwarven stars are slowly dying-- putting the race at the edge of extinction. Deliverance is poised upon three Dwarven astronauts who are sent on an expedition to find a new star in the depths of the Endless Stone. Take control of Forcer, Smashfist, and Shadow as they explore the unknown territories of the stone universe while meeting new ci…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

1098

Metacritic

60

[copper vapor]

wtf

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

yea sure why not

lost vikings but weird

[static axle]

rock and stone

[copper vapor]

to the bone

[upbeat verge]

ok new games acquired

howevre

it will be a while

i need to finish all of blood first

and then shadow warrior

[pliant chasm]

what you get

[ashen iris]

oh shit
Ironstorm

[static axle]

We Are The Dwarves still up for grabs

[upbeat verge]

what did u gift me @static axle

[static axle]

guud old fps

steam code

[upbeat verge]

OPAAAA

VAMOSS

[pliant chasm]

ivan post it in chat to activate

[upbeat verge]

[pliant chasm]

XIII

[upbeat verge]

xi xinping

ahh game

[ashen iris]

Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Ironstorm are classics

[pliant chasm]

is this the og or the remaster

[upbeat verge]

idk

[pliant chasm]

rtcs also

[static axle]

anyone into rts

[pliant chasm]

mega based

the remaster is giga ass

[upbeat verge]

fuck modern games dude
i'll play nothing but boomer shooters for the rest of my days

the way god intended

[pliant chasm]

modern gaming is fine and well
just don't play and follow only dogshit

[static axle]

@proven tundra you never gotten a game

[upbeat verge]

ok I will not proceed to buy black ops 7 or w/e

[ashen iris]

If there is one thing I would've suggested was buying the games on gog instead of steam

[static axle]

you seem like a fellow who would enjoy real-time tactical adventure

[upbeat verge]

I know about the drm crap

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

I have more money than I need, I don't need gifts but ty

[ashen iris]

It's not even drm crap
It's that gog actively supports old games and adds community patches to main releases

[static axle]

but now i have a code that's just useless to me

[ashen iris]

Code for what?

[static axle]

we are the dwarves

[proven tundra]

Amazing

[rocky turtle]

me too

[oblique belfry]

this is so true

[static axle]

do you like dwarves?

[rocky turtle]

yes

[upbeat verge]

offtopic annual game gift giving ceremony

[static axle]

do you like rts

[proven tundra]

I usually give someone a gift at Xmas lol

[rocky turtle]

played them since i were 4 year old

[proven tundra]

Atrox this year
Birb last year

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

[upbeat verge]

will ironstorm work out of the box?

[pliant chasm]

surely

[upbeat verge]

idk

[static axle]

imma go throw people off a cliff

[upbeat verge]

skyrim did this in 2011

imagine

[pliant chasm]

blud never played a game before 2011

[static axle]

i know 2 things about crimson, you can cook meat with the solar flare attack and carry donkeys

[upbeat verge]

who me

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

and carry cats

[copper vapor]

yep both are true

[oblique belfry]

make a cat army too

[upbeat verge]

fat cats

[pliant chasm]

you can fly

[static axle]

cats

[upbeat verge]

yes cats

feline

[oblique belfry]

you can also get dozens of fish and release em into a tiny pond

[static axle]

last time i used cats in video game was postal 2

[pliant chasm]

bio nuke

[rocky turtle]

last time i used cats they killed ||hitler||

[static axle]

now we gamble bl2/arc and madmax/qz

[upbeat verge]

no way bro gambling for keys

[oblique belfry]

gambagambagambagambagambagambagambagambagambagambagamba

https://klipy.com/gifs/agony-rolling--k01KQ2KBEKBRVVSPX45WHF6FA8C

[proven tundra]

I'm pretty sure I can see that guy's weiner

[upbeat verge]

why you looking there

[oblique belfry]

what

yeah

wtf

why u looking there

[proven tundra]

My eyes were immediately drawn there

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

oh

[quiet abyss]

what

[rocky turtle]

he doesnt know

[proven tundra]

His underwear are flying open
It's involuntary

[quiet abyss]

i dont

[rocky turtle]

its this game https://store.steampowered.com/app/686060/Mewgenics/

Steam

Mewgenics

The Ultimate Turn-Based Cat Tactics and Breeding Roguelite
From Edmund McMillen (The Binding of Isaac, Super Meat Boy) and Tyler Glaiel (Closure, The End Is Nigh) comes a deeply tactical legacy roguelite that asks:

What if you could breed the perfect army of whiskered warriors, then send them on tactical adventures in search of food, money…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

42450

Metacritic

88

[quiet abyss]

oh ok

[pliant chasm]

will try this game later

[proven tundra]

Even I get up and play vintage story
Odd I take a nap

[frail leaf]

🎲 6

-# 1d100

[proven tundra]

Vintage it is

The dice have spoken

[upbeat verge]

whats the most you ever lost on a dice roll

[rocky turtle]

be careful your run can go from IM UNSTOPPABLE to that game sucks ass in 1 action

[pliant chasm]

ik

i played my fair share of roguelikes

[proven tundra]

I don't gamble irl

[pliant chasm]

literally had that rn on a spire run

[pliant chasm]

nuthin

[upbeat verge]

I wish you could export your games from steam to GoG

[static axle]

@rocky turtle@copper vaporok so the seller gave me faulty code, i shall ticket it

[pliant chasm]

scammaged

[upbeat verge]

actually scammed

[rocky turtle]

kill him

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

faulty how

[static axle]

eneba will kill him

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

dumbass probably sold the code seperately

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhO6xlgmEGw

for those mha watchers ig

[pallid raft]

whys his ass tucked into the backseat like that

brodie did NOT call shotgun

[pliant chasm]

my mom went out to the balcony
and thunder struck and it started raining like crazy

[oblique belfry]

zeus

[pallid raft]

its kinda cool to see them all older even when i only watched like the first 2 seasons years ago

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/MemeDegeneratee/status/2048031367473312215

MemeDegenerate (@MemeDegeneratee)

"I tried to visit the stylist one time. She just looked at me and said 'nope.'"

#terraria

X · Apr 25, 2026, 1:28 PM

[upbeat verge]

next on the list

leisure suit larry

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/snowman-mewing-5--k01KQ2KHWDCAP1G5AP2S3HDS0RC

[upbeat verge]

[oblique belfry]

why is goblin locked in

[verbal gate]

the skies disagree with something your mother has done, tell her to repent /s

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail time for Cryptic Passage

[copper vapor]

innuendo: the game

[marsh cargo]

opens twitter
the CIA is at it again

[upbeat verge]

nothing new under the sun

[copper vapor]

who was found dead with 5 gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a suicide this time

[marsh cargo]

its not murder this time

[copper vapor]

but I just said suicide, it's never murder

just like it's never lupus

[verbal gate]

what, they psyopping something again?

[marsh cargo]

its a "mexican" account being pro north independence from mexico

what for you may ask?
to join the US

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

who was it that always pinged you with some random state from canada going pro murica ?

[proven tundra]

Wind

[marsh cargo]

ofc

[upbeat verge]

I wish to switch to GoG

but I'm just so used to steam

and everything i have is on steam anyway

[marsh cargo]

there no real reason to do so

[halcyon sail]

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

sure no drm is nice but

eh

big deal

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

https://klipy.com/gifs/gosling-blade-runner-2--k01KQ2M63TSJ66E57RZGM6YJD23

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

[upbeat verge]

steam isn't entirely known for abusing the drm shit and randomly pulling games of their market

[oblique belfry]

arc

[upbeat verge]

because they value their customers

[static axle]

literally rolled the better ones

[left mantle]

The Culinary Institute of America?!?!?

[marsh cargo]

cunts incorporated of america

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

deep fried butter

[halcyon sail]

[static axle]

do people even play it anymore

[left mantle]

I do like a lot of fried foods

[halcyon sail]

whats that

[arctic flicker]

me, I want the drip

[halcyon sail]

is it another tarkov lile

like

[static axle]

i mean, i know you do play it

[oblique belfry]

mbo / nemean still plays it

[static axle]

not even close

[arctic flicker]

tarkov lite

[verbal gate]

still play occasionally

[left mantle]

Also joke aside....nobody down south should join America ever...for obvious reasons

[marsh cargo]

theres a meme about this
im trying to find it

THE 4 IMAGES

[proven tundra]

Bye scammer

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-it-yes-thats-it-1--k01KQ2MDA6W3EK6WD52VDJPA5TN

[left mantle]

Ragequit claims another

[static axle]

i saw it

[sour rivet]

i was hungry

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

so now we need to find some to foce feed arc code

[verbal gate]

I have the scam image sent by Blooofsniper saved, I'm really tempted to send it here for shits and giggles

[static axle]

anyone into checkpoint games?

[arctic flicker]

smack em with the hammer

[halcyon fossil]

oh i've seen a streamer or two play this it's kinda neat

[upbeat verge]

38 euro cents for a game is crazy dude

[verbal gate]

I played that one game where you're a border inspector for contraband, nice lil time waster

[arctic flicker]

Still 1st place for trials, I will get my fancy racecar driver outfit

[halcyon fossil]

wouldn't play it myself but fun for a one off watch

[halcyon sail]

guys is outlast trials fun

[static axle]

i played the demo

[copper vapor]

https://fxtwitter.com/wwarrior_1/status/2047934250796892634?s=46&t=fdSK_saEVwFddor8u2mmCg

Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏 (@wwarrior_1)

nexus mods has gone too fucking far

**💬 20 🔁 169 ❤️ 3.1K 👁️ 98.0K **

FxTwitter · Apr 25, 2026, 7:02 AM

[static axle]

i would have liked to get the mad max instead of qz

[arctic flicker]

I saw this one, pretty funny

[static axle]

@upbeat verge ivan you want a 18€ game

[upbeat verge]

which one

[proven tundra]

I always get excited when I see stuff in the stone from far away
and then it's just flint

[static axle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3419520/Quarantine_Zone_The_Last_Check/ this

Steam

Quarantine Zone: The Last Check

Quarantine Zone: The Last Check puts you in charge of a critical checkpoint during a zombie outbreak.

Armed with advanced screening tools and your own instincts, you must decide who gets through and who stays behind. One wrong choice could let the infection slip past your post.

But holding the line is only the beginning. You’ll need to man…

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

10227

[upbeat verge]

aaah this one

I've seen it on insta

I wont play it anytime soon but sure

[static axle]

it has fun mini game modes

[static axle]

[verbal gate]

its one of those games you play while listening to music or audio commentaries

[static axle]

it's those "man im lazy this sunday" games

@runic condor you want arc raiders??

[rocky turtle]

hi
how is your limbussing

[brittle karma]

https://youtu.be/qISR4AgXe68

[oblique belfry]

just saw a wild sentence

[upbeat verge]

hate gambling for codes and just giving away games

madman

[oblique belfry]

"Feel it is a major banger. sadly the artist is a minor banger"

[pliant chasm]

what band

[oblique belfry]

d4vid

feel it

[halcyon fossil]

i've been slowly chipping away at canto 8, been too busy to pay attention so it's been slow going

[pliant chasm]

is it that fortnite guy

[oblique belfry]

no invincible

song maker

[rocky turtle]

[pliant chasm]

the kid in the trunk

[oblique belfry]

ye

that guy

[pliant chasm]

[upbeat verge]

what in gods name

[static axle]

you really dont pay attention do you

[upbeat verge]

no

[halcyon sail]

wait limbus works for you? i wanna play so bad but it gives me a black screen on launch

[pliant chasm]

your non south american mind cannot comprehend

[static axle]

[halcyon sail]

geheheh theres crazier shtuf

[halcyon fossil]

just been using the steam client

[left mantle]

Thats wild

But funny

[upbeat verge]

ITS FOR doom 2

WHAT

[pliant chasm]

most tame doom 2 mod

[upbeat verge]

I THOUGHT it was Cs.16 running doom sprites

omg

HAHAAHA

[static axle]

some gambling

[copper vapor]

ok this gooning is going too far

[quiet abyss]

i hate playing with plasma gun and duelling sword nerds @marsh cargo

[copper vapor]

as if it hasn't before but ya know

[quiet abyss]

it makes my blood boil

[upbeat verge]

jesus

[pliant chasm]

[quiet abyss]

all the shit i see just gets poked to death, or plasma blasted

and it pisses me off

because its GETTING ME KILLED

I NEED TO KILL SPECIALS FOR MY BUILD

[halcyon fossil]

bro you know you can just buy keys for games right

[copper vapor]

wtf

[static axle]

ooh, i have bunch of slop to give you from fanatical

open wide

[quiet abyss]

he doesnt know

[arctic flicker]

gambling and its all 50 cent slop made

[halcyon sail]

same but no workey

[halcyon fossil]

no, no i don't know

[brittle karma]

what gooning, its just anime russian roulette

[quiet abyss]

hate buys the most keys out of any person i see here in offtopic

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-bob-the-slime-monsters-vs-aliens-blue-slime-food-gif-6946248354645973913

[left mantle]

Slop?!?!

[static axle]

naah, most of the 14.99 bundles gave me like 140 worth of games

[static axle]

naah these ones i sent were slop, not the ones from premier bundle

shit like this

[pliant chasm]

this game is actually good

it has a sequel

or this is the sequel idk

[halcyon fossil]

the turnip boy series is quality

[static axle]

cucumber boy joins the playboy?

[pliant chasm]

evades taxes

[halcyon fossil]

turnip boy commits tax evasion or whatever

[marsh cargo]

[pallid sapphire]

Turnip boy does tax evasion or something is the prequel

[upbeat verge]

peak offtopic activities

[pliant chasm]

gang beasts

[pallid sapphire]

Turnip Boy commits Tax evasion is the prequel