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Oh wow would you look at that
ive met people who think like this
😭 😭
this guy made this entire video making fun of ppl who posted THIS kind of comments in his previous video
😭
"emotions lust and greed distract you from the gym and working out" - someone ive met
sorry sab no gym gooning
You don't know
i do
😭 fucking terminal script
I think baked goods motivate me? And the promise of more baked goods to come
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Literally me when I see the baked goods section
lost me at frying

Good, stay lost
that's it im going to live in caelid
Dang
Is it better than Georgia


alright anyone know the issue
gaze upon my hides
rotten in 2 hours
oiled
what kind of creature did those come from 😭
never rot
a few boars, a goat, two wolves and two deer
well thats a mouthful
goated area
yeah
Look at that totally not suspicious system 
took a while
i just did the magic crator place
still need a fourth bag
still using a lame reed basket
@carmine laurel Would there be a time you'd be down for some arams 
only thing i hated story wise was the fucking assassination quest
but apparently everyone does
https://fixvx.com/HoshinoGabb/status/2039134078310502846
sound warning
i have no idea whats being said its just funny regardless
https://t.co/eDQEXABUmd
QRT: Jabulacore
@HoshinoGabb POR FAVOR alguém me fala que tem a parte 2 com o rayquaza e o deoxys pelo amor de Deus
try not to crash then
My team having the most civil discussion to decide who was at fault for our loss
@pliant chasm
You can't tell what's being said, but there's a lot of yelling
i dont speak finnish but I agree
damn that bundle is stacked
The [TITLECARD] Deluxe Edition
soft or hard shell
loud=funny
Also perhaps I frame my war
today, corn flour softshell
i did write sound warning
at 10pm

Do you perhaps have an amanata build?
I'm thinkin about slapping together a melee influence build

i think
melee influence + crit with electric
Ah so the classic galv steel, blood rush, with elementalist
yeah pretty much
plus shock mod
its not a complicated weapon
Why is hello neighbor in there?
@pliant chasm
finally got that armor 
its just needs to be buffed by gambler prime to work
wtf its more costly then full tank yo
It's pretty much a vamp or jean thing since they reduce costs for gear
you could also give it to tech on a 3 man squad, since he hand-wields squad specials on his own
I also need to finish my nautilus prime hunt since i'm down to one last part needed to craft it
good to know 
30 and 15% respectively
for armor
i'll take it if no one else desperately wants it
i didnt ask the others

there's also a small unmentioned side effect of reducing your accuracy by 10% wearing the breaching armor
@copper vapor unturned Dev lives
The Kenway’s Fleet mode / minigame will be back in Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced!
🔵 Managerial Naval Combat minigame
🔵 Use ships you capture in Naval Combat to complete missions
🔵 Gain and use resources
🔵 Secure naval routes and defeat enemy ships
🔵 Unlock currency, upgrades, maps etc.
unturned? or surroundead?
Whoever buys that game hopefully will be plagued by the plague
nice 
Cause its Ubisoft and they deserve to die
Also salty you still not playing MHW with me
too bad there aint too many actually good bundles other than the bethesda gog one. 
Which site is that ?
fanatical
yea
they have to fill it up somehow
Ahhhh
i mean 18 games for 54 bucks aint bad deal. most of the bethesda ones are decent enough
still didnt unlocked workshop 
if its not gonna unlock after that operation im gonna be mad
@copper vapor damn trials matched me with a duo, some glorpshit
stuff like this where only good one is hellsinger
is wear to fucking god if i figure out i dont have to stack there weird ass green medboxes im gonna fucking scream
damn 
idk
mhm, but not tonight, working
too bad i already own
what bundle is tda in

none
ah
some other good deals
Let me know when then 

idk about silent hill
It's good but i dunno if you'd actually like it
goated as well
damb

goated
all except 2 are good
more gud deals
@marsh cargo
personally i love ds3
but i'd wait for a bigger discount
does premium deluxe edition have season pass?
idk but it should kek

tiny sales on rimwurld
good job cupa u pogged
probably not

since the expansiosn are big they get sold at premium price iirc
rimworld never goes on a proper sale its ass
good thing you can just activate the dlcs
@runic condor i think you have but still
GEM ALERT
@pliant chasm
gonna bonk myself with a hammer to pass the time
@flat violet bish
poggie gun @marsh cargo
the second floor is even fucking worse
1 hour and 30 minutes to clean the first floor.
my 3 rolls that i got protod were soo asss
I do
But damn good deal
i just watched recap on this shit
they are listening
Only ones i don’t have atp are the og ones 1-3 and requiem
its so hard to grind named items
anime game

oh hey its the the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
only good anime game is khazan
are 1-3 og on pc?
req has no deal
the studio clossed down last month 
come @marsh cargo
they got ported a little while ago
help me do this legendary
fuck
it was such a good game
overlooked again
i have to leave to do stuff in like 10mins cupa
dam
my 2 2025 gotys were both not even nominated
but i do need to drive
Ye
They released them on steam a month ago or so
And they were on gog previously
its the ones with the monster and not the duo right
here
have CAG anime girls larping 
wym
as an apolocheese
Ah yeah the second one
The classics have creepy ahh thumbnails
Hey it's my cheddar
gouda to meet you
Cheesed to meet you
controls are still fucking shit
i wanna play revelations after i finish w3 dlcs and doom eternal again
no game made by the Japanese made prior to 2010 has human made controls
Does that bitch have a ntw 20
hack and slash games were good
wym the design is very human
but yeah jap games usually have the most insane controls
we'll fix this lack of not having them 
yeah
if you have 3 thumbs in one hand
You too, have a Gouda day
also holy fuck I know 1 thing they could change to make the EFV-5 not feel like dogshit
There was something off about the rats
hows employment falco
Why the fuck does the corrosive masterkey have a fucking CHARGE UP
Their smile and general demeanour, their constant puns
Ima need to pull this bad boy out to enjoy them
Thanks again to Brian Marshall for letting me film at Steyr Academy, as well as Jim Barton and Martin Tucker for coming out :)
Watch clips of our favorite moments from the classic The Lord of the Rings trilogy directed by Peter Jackson and starring an ensemble cast of Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Sean Bean, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Hugo Weaving, John Rhys-Davies, Viggo Mortensen, Andy Serkis, Billy Boyd, Karl Urban, Dominic Monaghan, Liv Tyler, and many...

They played clips of LotR for 12 hours now 
YES
you and the shiv both 
blue archive
Something was seriously aswiss, I was running out of time
3/10
too many cheese puns -IGN
Good btw, I'm almost done

shiv got to his 0/11 powerspike 40mins into the game
Thanks brodent, watch out for cats tho! They’re feline kinda mischievous today
😭
yeah. you wish you were me
even in video games men pose like this with their fish
M I L F
@pliant chasmah the classic
@upbeat verge
Man I Love Fishing
well shit
don't you need 1 more game
hi bruce 
nvm
this mf
oh it's the deck building, quit if you get bad card l4d2
🤤
I leave in two hours

but
To where?
What if
I do a funny

So like 5 hours

I leave for the last in class lab meeting

I have to like

give them their stuff back
i could also join dork tide

So that will be like a few hours?
Will we get a full man team tomorrow
prob back at 8-9 pm
The fated 4 retars
Sure, there will be like zero voice chat
Me and taco thats really it
matters if he yaps during the entire lab
i shall send slurs via morse code
boob souls

I will decipher them and then send them to atro in verbal 


but if ur back in 5 hours
if its just giving him his shit back
then I should be back an hour before
Im good all night tbh
1 month left
Taco and you share a timezone btw
I think
damn, half of these are gifted by me 
honestly if its just giving his shit back im prob back at like 7:30 ish
Youre an hour behind me, and taco is too i think

Tbh just get on whenever
Im gonna be on like 8-9pm your time for sure
Its 3:04 here rn

krill issue
Here

Employed issue
only the classics and revelations 1
i should finish this
@proven tundra

thats like half
shadow wizard money gang

The berry monger


sure
This is the content I subscribed to
"anti tear shampoo" yeah say that to the burn in my eye
The rat statements are peak

Did you try the other pickaxes yet?


i prob should stop posting rats
Yes their all ass
The mark II is really fun
Aside from one
I love my chud farming life
Yes the only pick i like
The rest got cringe special attacks 
Funny thing, the smallest pick is the best one
Based specials you mean
The stagger alone is such a useful tool
WDYM ALL THEY DO IS PULL, I WANNA SLAP SOMEONES SHIT
I would show you the videos, but i sent them days ago
The big one pokes them
Thats it
No good damage
The pull at least opens them up
You should stop posting videos of you sitting in a dark corner in a CZ, you're right 
oh man
trampoline squared is on sale
And with tormentor you can SLAM their shit
do I take a massive humongous shit right before bed
@static axle @quiet abyss @zealous depot @tiny notch
Wen sc update
Because when you use the special you get 24% more damage
take in bed
in the bed or on the bed
4.8 is near may 14th, 4.7.2 was yesterday

Ok, taco, the biggest thing the karsolas(small pick) has, is its special attack leads directly into a heavy overhead
Thats the big thing
Not like you'd get on fucker
Which after that heavy, you get a overhead light attack
mauler spam
idk this seems like normal darktide
horse armor simulator
Not my fault I'm having crippling realization the game is gonna slam into a brick wall of a issue eventually

not bad
shoutout to fractal and loaded
the beginning of microtransactions
Maulers and crushers arent bad as a pickaxe ogryn
Because you can stagger them
With the special
@quiet abyss como estas
Just spam special and overheads
@flat violet time to spend your paycheck
Damn crazy how I don't have a brick wall of an issue while playing, just a small speedbump
Biblioteca or whatever
bible taco
I'm talking about the increasing cargo grid sizes for some of the concept ships
You'll need like 10 people just to load a single ship eventually 
CRUDOX CRUO
Because the only concept ships left are the large ones.
That's why lmao
this was actually kind fun game to play 
this one is good
8.99 its a steal
this game was so good
And those ships will definitely be needed for building bases
But cig really needs to give us some kinda muti tractor cargo option or let us use an ai to auto load by itself
too bad it has to live under marvels anvengers shadow
i think someone played these, cant remember who
If you do commodity trading you can yes.
I don't wanna spend 3 hours of loading 2250 scu 
not even suprised on this one
And you don't have to.

Hull C is legit the only ship that needs to load that much and you can use the cargo areas to auto-load it
Idk i just see a growing concern that cig has roughly backed themselves into a corner with cargo
But it's also the point that ships like the hull-c
are not intended to be solo experiences.
@runic condor 
this is still 6.29 to much for this piss

i mean its legacy content, d2 doesnt keep old content 
Not even for themselves

eh, maybe for 10 bucks it gud
I think a spider bit me
ok peter parker, calm down
naah you just get sick
@pliant chasm
or if yuou want both
and third one to top it off 
drool
metros
in another timeline their called subway 2033 etc 
personally i have replayed 33 soo many times
time to fish in da cave
Why build a god dang kaaba in NYC
we should turn him into a data center
the fact all the women are fine with it btw and it was never explained how or why

not all of them are "fine" with it
that comic panel even shows him saying "some of you are taking it better than others"
was this recent release or not 
1 year old
garth ennis.png
did it have coop
fuck this
(I know he didn't write Invisible, but this definitely applies to him)
yes
@supple lotus
ok then its the one im thinking off
crossed 
yea 
at least its not solarpunk

behold
theyre probably gonna elaborate further what happened after that
I HOPE
i always find it funny how
name of the genre
can be a games tittle
ooh no
dont go into the paradox game dlc section littel hate boy
i think this mate saw me
realistically, some of the women might dump him, others might stick around for the veiny viltrum dih
They're closing the butter plant in our town
either way

he's prepping an army of his own
It's been there since I was born
oh no
no more butter

Man I feel that pain 
I'll have to get lame non local butter now
HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTT
THE JACKPOTTT
THE JACKPOTTTTTTT
I HIT THAT SHITTTT
OMGGGGGGG
wasnt even that bad
never knew strawberries give you a gajillion
LMAO
ooh
dam
surely they are better than the regular right
time to return to my cave

Every once in a while there's a video with 50k likes but less than 300 comments
Usually tutorials and stuff

No Sober?
its rarer
@copper vapor duo went higher, kill me
Combat has been entirely reworked into an action oriented experience in AC Black Flag Resynced 👀🔥
fuck ubisofts chud life
we are "modernizing" combat systems now (making them more boring)
also wtf is that parry animation it looks bad I swear
welp I must suffer only blue gate tunnels and the electrostorm probes now, should be around 50k
just a bit more clearcutting to go
You know, I was just thinking about the fact that him driving a motorcycle is fucking pointless cause he can fly and shit so he must be doing it for the love of the game

Thragg probably gave them orders to mingle with the humans
so no flying and no superpower bullshit
dont argue with us invincible fans we didnt even watch the show

charcoal
I remember only make charcoal once in VS
it is technically the best coal in the game
just so expensive to make
yeah lol the entire point of going to earth was to mingle with humans

thragg kinda says it
@tiny notch
"Probably" 
invincible fans when they have to watch the show
@marsh cargo @verbal lodge my favorite part about sending my 4 Kites to pursue the escaping freighters and tankers is watching at least one of them forget to turn the motherfucking shields on before exploding a big fuckass tanker
the true elden ring movie experience is morgott showing up outside of the movie theatre to start beef with you before you enter
have you even read the source material, tarnished? plebian.
I don't know, so I can't make definitive statements 

Foul Tarnished, In search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame.
Fowl Tarnished 🐔
@copper vapor
every time a bowtorn fires an arrow into my wall it gets one block higher
FUCK OFF LOSERS (i died for this screenshot)

used the EM rifle and modified Maal, its interesting
me when I saw a bowtorn
still didnt unlocked workshop 
I still need more reagents for that plasma grenades
by the time i gonna unlock it im gonna be full on constructs materials
because if workshop not gonna unlock after that one construct operation its gonna be annoying af
They told us they were going to be paid 
I mean I know its going to be paid but
I thought it was covered in complete edition
They came with the activation bundle me thinks
😌
ah yes the 7 genders
pick your arma player model
fuck is livonian and tanoan
first time hearing them
Self Restraint 

serbian genders
cup did you see what i pinged you for today
oh
Nuh
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another remake

man unturned 3 was some good times
eh
remember having faction wars on some server on a map called isle of man
idk what it's called but i remember the third iteration being the current one
ye we are still on 3.0
10rd max magazines to fight a horde
4.0 got cancelled
all i want is a progression system
limestone was ass in that regard
it was literally washington 2.0
4 inch max knife length fight a ghost

also i have this dumbass challenge i love to do on maps with progression
0 base 100% questline
You guys build bases?
I just turn off item despawning and drop shit on the ground 💀
singleplayer doesnt count for that challenge
im talking multiplayer
without building any bases
and doing the entire questline
Idk how to play unturned multi-player unless its only with friends less I get sniped across the map for existing

How can you handle when crafting items overtook all slot
thats the neat part
you just carry a whole ass home depot on your inventory
to craft everything

if you die womp womp
back to 0
so what i mostly do is hunt for mission items
and only carry them
if i need to craft an item for mission i carry its materials only
Imagine you die with a keycard on limestone 💀
i did that challenge on elver for the 1st time
then arid
then buak
then polaris
i started kuwait but dropped it at the beginning cuz i was bored 
and finally escalation
for escalation even gex installed unturned just to kill me 
gone a long way since the movie whiplash
now that i think about it i never did one for rio

might do in the future
limestone just sucks and has 0 quests
all i could do in that map is try to unlock blueprints from the sentient printer
which is RNG fest 
my experience playing stalcraft for 30 minutes
what this
exquisite polish gaming
@green granite i live 

Good price btw but I won't buy it now for the usual reasons
Usual reasons = by the time I'll get to that game, I'll be old
god i hope someone is in this town
jesus why is the gamma so fucking high on my screenshots
ooh yeah hdr
the sun burns
i mean it honestly fits my character it wouldn't be past him to be a methed up psycho
i mean look at him
Good
Im not


bah brain hurts
Arma Reforger?
yes
Wackiness
you wish
he couldnt handle you
👀
https://x.com/beliyaal/status/2047367388786495941?s=20 @marsh cargo ?
granblue fantasy
Very good, but Tachyon is better
now thats a lie
YOUR FACE IS A LIE
you don't just leave it to your second in command auto resolve? 
ig it's more satisfying that way
How is that more satisfying
I can't participate in combat if I let it auto resolve
I transfer command to one of my wolves and kill stuff myself with the rest of my frigates
says more about you than anything

he got ya
PUSSY
i dont care about what you say about me either
YOU ARE COOOOOPING
deez nuts
Go get them, random white name
gottem
QUIT HAVING FUN
worst they can say to you is learn math

you shut


imagine you go up to a girl and they be like
He kinda got you there tho
COOOOOPE
best pic i've found so far, little f u raccoon
YOU WILL HAVE A NICE INTERACTION WITH THE FAIRER SEX

why would i when i got my bro
bros before hoes
is bro soft
Doge incel arc
this keyboard istg
incel isn't incest doge
INCEL NOT INCEST YOU STUPID FUCK
they are not ?
math is not the only thing you lacking on it seems

LMAO
& 
you need to know alot more borther
damn, he lost the skill to read, 1st math, now reading, whats next? eye sight?

well i dont do nor understand relationships at all
you should be curious geroge out there

if you want i can tell you that i got astigmatism 
You should do a factory reset
Start with dora the explorer and work your way up from there
are you dismissing interacting with people because you just don't understand them?
no ?
soon we have to remind him daily of who he is when he loses memory 
who are you
who am i
man at this point it's bullying leave incelst man alone
you havent been here for long it seems
go read 2 pages of harry potter
fuck yeah 2%
you and floyd mayweather have that in common
Remind him of the ancient times
Like what he ate yesterday
i uhh
ermm
a

i love how you 2 love to combine past stuff into the new stuff whenever the opportunity presents itself

i'm still astounded at the fact that you didn't know incest and incel were 2 different things
Doge is stupid like that, he just won't admit it
dude literally combined multiple canon events
i just didnt know what incel meant
i just thought they were the same thing
i knew incest was...y'know

Remember when we used to help you with math? When was that
During the jurassic period or the cretaceous one?
BC
literally what i said

Doge I would say no offense but in reality there is some offense but sometimes I'm convinced you're genuinely slow
Doge who came first? Jesus or the dinosaurs?
oh trust me i already know im slow
I hate these assholes so much
he's not slow just probably eastern european
Ok then that's fair 
eat them
i uuuuhhhh

His mom
oh come on pureluck is here too 


Bro assembled the avengers with his slowness 

Avengers assemble faster than Doge can process information
He's probably still in the last week
Doge what day is it today
erm
january
doge do you know any orange fruits
Yeah se-
-what
avocado
Bazinga?
i got this version
Oh yeah that's pretty good
dig hole, lure em to hole, stab them
present hole

🕳️
Elite ball knowledge
what do you think about turkish oil wrestling
???
he is not turkish
isnt that shit like super underated or niche at this point
cuz i have never seen that shit for like a decade now
Just no
you think it's super underrated?
LMAO
as in like only like 1000 people or so do it rn
@sour rivet do you remember what effects Doge's bumhole had on people?
i dont know
damn that gif somehow slower than doge 
I have the urge to make a mini itx pc
i never looked it up
you are not using the term underrated correctly my turkish friend
yeah why the fuck its so slow

My idea so far
https://pcpartpicker.com/list/fzgf9K
Part List - AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D, GeForce RTX 5070, Lian Li A4-H20 X4 Mini ITX Desktop
that you can see it 
not known / underated / not as popular
i do not
just understand it 
didnt it show in one of your vids
shit is so slow i thought it was my kaput pc being laggy again
god bless your soul
Live footage of diddy
Underrated doesn’t mean unpopular sweetie
i mean your potat would sudoku from a gif 100%
well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SE ME
PRINCESS

the baby oil bender

Calming and Long faced
that was very not called upon of you
Doge definitely finger snapped when typing that
someone sent a gif once and it lagged my discord once
and my game
dunno what the fuck was in that gif
His finger is faster than him
doge did you know bees have pornographic memory?
fucks up with these random fun facts

Oh damn, I also have pornographic memory
pornographic memory? that's not a fun fact









