╟❓general-offtopic

[thin bobcat]

That protected him in the past, for the next one he is all alone

[verbal gate]

Is it time to, as they say, "blow his shit smoove off"?

[timber oxide]

I'm targeting you as we speak

[thin bobcat]

I mean, I can offer you insurance, you get to take someone else down with you

[snow tree]

Youyou in comparison is a saint

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

I choose iedy

[pallid sapphire]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[snow tree]

Takes one to know one

[thin bobcat]

Nice try, pissing upwards never worked

[proven tundra]

If I can choose someone to get banned with me it would have to be grim

[snow tree]

Shitty rules then

Smh can't have fun

[thin bobcat]

Yes, I believe that's called fine print

[real aspen]

i'd choose pyr

[snow tree]

Man I cant even read the normal print

[real aspen]

or ivan

on coinflip

[verbal gate]

If a person, per say, gets banned off of another reason, can their next of kin or confidantes carry the rest of their 'history'?

[timber oxide]

Fuck you

[real aspen]

[timber oxide]

No lube

[upbeat verge]

buy him dinner first

[pallid sapphire]

[pliant chasm]

alt tabbing to this

what did i do

[pallid sapphire]

[thin bobcat]

"Everyone has a personalized version of Mario 64" type shit, you just get banned, the reason is whatever I can think of at the time of banning

[left mantle]

🍿

This makes the boring part of my shift more enjoyable

[verbal gate]

I just think it's funny if the person they interact with the most get 'strikes' simply by association

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/poems_past/status/2047166242012729740

Tᗩ᙭ ᕼEᗩᗪᖇOOᗰ (@poems_past)

“The perspective changed”

It’s a moving platform….

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 23, 2026, 4:10 AM

[proven tundra]

He means worse than Adolf Hitler Uunona

[pliant chasm]

anyways
always know the smartass elf is a piece of shit

[thin bobcat]

You mean like Ragequits social credit score system?

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/charlieINTEL/status/2047331718223323421?s=20

CharlieIntel (@charlieINTEL)

Halo Studios has reportedly ditched its battle royale project to develop a Halo extraction shooter instead

[Source: @Mr_Rebs_]

X · Apr 23, 2026, 3:08 PM

[real aspen]

find a random thingamabob and take it apart

[pliant chasm]

i love when my hatred has reason

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[pliant chasm]

the nambian politician ofc

[proven tundra]

Halo Extraction Shooter!

[left mantle]

They dont like when I destroy company property

[verbal gate]

I'm pretty sure the man had his neurons burnt up and now a certain part of his brain is no longer working

[sour rivet]

ITS TERRIBLE

[real aspen]

damn it

[marsh cargo]

actual profesional ragebaiter

[verbal gate]

Halo gacha when

[thin bobcat]

Interacting with YouYou immediately puts you at the absolute lowest minus number possible in the database, you'll be banned if you just make an unfunny joke

[copper vapor]

this is the moron who got filtered by crimson desert, right?

[marsh cargo]

he gets filtered by EVERY game

[sour rivet]

he gets filtered by everything

[left mantle]

Filtered by gaming in general

[pliant chasm]

LOVE LIVE THE REAL ROACH KING

[sour rivet]

also jacked off on stream

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dsp-darksydephil-toxic-gamer-youtube-gif-10772312

[sour rivet]

that wasnt your prompt to post the gif

[timber oxide]

I make unfunny jokes all the time and I interact with youyou as well, why am I still here

[pliant chasm]

i was gonna post it after my message anyways

[verbal gate]

What was his problem with that one shrine in the new Zelda?

[pliant chasm]

what's with the talk what did i miss

[verbal gate]

Forgot

[proven tundra]

All your jokes are funny
Those other weirdos just don't have a sense of humour

[verbal gate]

Eulogy

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hkFaTypP1Q 1 minute

[thin bobcat]

Remember the time when there was a dude in here that just insulted people for no reason? I called him my "personal rabid dog" that I just point at people.

Do whatever you wish with this piece of information

[proven tundra]

I think another börka alt got banned

[pliant chasm]

yea i thought it was borka
skom got him cause he thought it was madi

fucking spy wars man

[timber oxide]

Ok I think I get it (I don't)

[thin bobcat]

You don't need to, rabid dog

[real aspen]

he doesnt know (i dont either)

[verbal gate]

So, what's up with airline food amirite

[left mantle]

I might play wilds when I get home

[pliant chasm]

who was it

[upbeat verge]

those who know 💀

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

has to be doing it on purpose at this point

[pliant chasm]

those who snow

[thin bobcat]

I don't remember the dude but I had to ban him because he absolutely fucking obliterated Breezy

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

well you see
gaming journalism

[thin bobcat]

Said shit like "Do you think anyone would miss you if you would kill yourself now?"

[left mantle]

Light work

[pliant chasm]

bring him back

[pliant chasm]

i remember spamming kys at him and he got mad like i never said that to him

dry had to mute me and give him brainfart reject

proudest mute of my life

[copper vapor]

and didn't get banned? nice job, twitch

[timber oxide]

Breezy mentioned
Elite ball knowledge

[pliant chasm]

it lead to him coming here and getting banned

[copper vapor]

this kinda shit makes game journalists look like pros

[sour rivet]

they allowed live birth

[left mantle]

Breezy was the one filtered by both brainfart and offtopic

[thin bobcat]

Breezy was a lolcow like no other, maidenless, easily baited and took everything personally, probably the funniest dude on this server, just without that being his intention

[pliant chasm]

ceo was watching

[copper vapor]

I know

[verbal nimbus]

Typical narcisstic behaviour "Dood its not my fault"

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bad-at-game--k01KPXH66GDKE4DTQHWH7ER6D95

[timber oxide]

Who was that other idiot

[verbal nimbus]

But then again its DSP the Lawlcow

[proven tundra]

Breezy getting banned was funny af ngl

Raging about women or something

[pliant chasm]

it was for the stupidest reason too

he could've just waited it out

[verbal gate]

I REMEMBER NOW, there's this one shrine where you're supposed to make a snowplow type contraption to move balls to trigger a pressure plate, he manually moved all of em, and linked them together in a way that they can't exert pressure on the plate LMAO

[real aspen]

i hate breezy because it's the name of a company that ghosted me after scheduling an interview

[proven tundra]

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[timber oxide]

Spicy

[proven tundra]

Ah

[upbeat verge]

spicy is still in here btw

[pliant chasm]

annoying retard

[upbeat verge]

they just dont talk

[left mantle]

Uh

[rocky turtle]

alo birb

[left mantle]

Spicy got banned my guy

[thin bobcat]

You've said that once before already in Brainfart lmao

[upbeat verge]

yes.

[pliant chasm]

still don't beat the dentist fella

[upbeat verge]

want proof?

[thin bobcat]

You can be on here with an alt account, just don't talk and you're good

[upbeat verge]

ye true

[thin bobcat]

Don't really care all that much

[pliant chasm]

bro snitching for the love of the game

[upbeat verge]

fair nuff

I never said I wanted them to get banned youyou

I'm just saying so you're aware

I AM TALKING , USING SENTENCES TO CONVEY INFORMATION ABOUT A PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL

[verbal gate]

Is it that guy who had anime posters in his wall, ate takeout 100% of the time, and admitted to being a Nazi?

[left mantle]

I'm against progress for hating slop, but surely a successful space company is a scam and im a bootlicker for objectively pointing that out

[pliant chasm]

yea

he also had some other stuff that i said i won't talk about

[left mantle]

Dude was an AI cuck, that tells you a lot.

[thin bobcat]

Look at Madirex, I allowed him to stay and gave him a second chance, I will continue to give people second chances if it's been long enough since the ban

[pliant chasm]

he was like a femboy nazi or something

[verbal gate]

On a lighter note, I remember him bragging about hiring cleaners if I remember correctly

[thin bobcat]

And if they weren't absolutely obnoxious

[pliant chasm]

unban lyming

[verbal gate]

Brochacho was proud of that one for some reason lmao

[thin bobcat]

Börka never gonna stay on here for long

[thin bobcat]

Well, that's why I said "not obnoxious" as well

[copper vapor]

economy in the US is so bad that people have to brag about hiring cleaners?

[pliant chasm]

he was funny

[pliant chasm]

he was polish

[thin bobcat]

[oblique belfry]

on alt ?

[copper vapor]

lul

[oblique belfry]

cuz the main has nothing

[upbeat verge]

fate worse than death

[pliant chasm]

cmon man you can't tell me lyming saying random shit out the blue isn't funny

[upbeat verge]

main banned

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-moving-away-dog-backing-away-from-hand-mulchangel-gif-5785800496679350923

[real aspen]

wasnt particularly funny

[snow tree]

Damn Ivan is a snitch?

[real aspen]

then again

[snow tree]

[real aspen]

i dont remember what he said

[oblique belfry]

@green granite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLlP9RasuWM

[pliant chasm]

you do it too retard stfu

[thin bobcat]

It's out of context, sure but not necessarily funny

The timing has to be right for that to be funny

[pliant chasm]

idk i just found him so retarded it was funny

[real aspen]

nuh uh

[thin bobcat]

He was just stupid by design

[left mantle]

The fucking dentist having this huge rant about SpaceX facing delays meaning that its a scam was actually wild shit because somehow I simp for Elon because I can separate him from a company well known to literally run his ass around to prevent him interrupting work

[pliant chasm]

bro simping for russian woman so hard was pure comedy

[verbal gate]

also if I remember correctly he sent a pic regarding a patient, which absolutely breaks HIPPA

[proven tundra]

Lyming was one of two people that I have ever blocked on Discord

And I'm pretty sure the other was also another person that got banned here

[verbal gate]

I remember this LMAO

[real aspen]

personally i find it weird how much y'all seem to care

about those

uhhh

banned people

[thin bobcat]

I don't remember the entire thing but he was a conspiracy theorist of a higher calibre, yes

[pliant chasm]

they are interesting at least

[left mantle]

Remembering and caring are two very different states.

[verbal gate]

Like seeing the circus come to town

[rocky turtle]

they got in hatefuck relationship 🥀

[thick plover]

cinema

[pliant chasm]

a banned user is more memorable than some rando

[left mantle]

Its funny to remember it

[oblique belfry]

what

[real aspen]

what the fuck is a remember

[thin bobcat]

You just want retards to be unbanned so that they can fuck up another time, just to get banned again

[real aspen]

[pliant chasm]

exactly

[verbal gate]

The light who shines brightest and some such

[pliant chasm]

i just want a shitshow

name checks out

[left mantle]

I remember their "source" being the typical "im 100% someone educated in sciences" YouTube slop channel

[copper vapor]

yup.

he did that more than once btw

which is why he got banned

[upbeat verge]

holy zased

[left mantle]

Also yeah the big nono of sharing medical information

But that's not nearly as funny

[verbal gate]

Brings to mind this one surgery clinic that did tiktoks while their patients are still knocked out

Or was it vine

[real aspen]

does poland even have a confidentiality thing

for dentists, especially

[timber oxide]

Some research later, Spicy now no longer goes by Claire but instead it's Zoey now and they are a furry

[upbeat verge]

yes

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-guardians-of-the-galaxy2-peter-quill-star-lord-star-lord-what-gif-24549462

[upbeat verge]

most countries do

[thin bobcat]

Pretty much, Elon may not be all that great but I can respect someone that at least tries shit, he was and still is successful with many of his attempts, calling SpaceX a scam for whatever reason is absolutely retarded

[pliant chasm]

[real aspen]

damn

[upbeat verge]

I mean if my dentists shared my mouth pictures and xrays without my consent she isgetting knocked the fk out

[timber oxide]

Why did I check that? Because I'm bored

[copper vapor]

my guess is they're probably required to have it in order to be part of the EU

[real aspen]

ah good point

[upbeat verge]

also that yes

[timber oxide]

About the dentist guy - I still have this guy's car's plate numbers

[copper vapor]

pay him a visit

[real aspen]

pipebomb

[pliant chasm]

show up with a gamma shirt

[verbal gate]

Another clinic who do the same thing except they take tiktoks of the bodily fluids of their clients after the work is done

[timber oxide]

And it's his fault for posting that publicly

[copper vapor]

we know

[real aspen]

i wonder how many people's plates i've posted online from the random pics i snap

[copper vapor]

I've seen a surgery clinic posting tiktoks of their operations on patients but apparently (surely ) they only do it with the patient's consent
and the patient is unidentifiable since they're covered in that surgery thing that only exposes the part they're operating on

[proven tundra]

Ah yes that mouth looks familiar

[copper vapor]

more like "that ass/tit looks familiar"

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

Idk why I read it as dental surgery clinic

Anyway

[copper vapor]

oh no, the one I mentioned was plastic surgery

[proven tundra]

Yeah you didn't say anything about dental

My brain inserted it all on its own

[real aspen]

reminder to self to ask for my surgery to be recorded so i can watch it later

[copper vapor]

there was one surgery clip actually involving health, removal of a pilonidal cyst

and the patient even commented on the video

"yep that's my bum"

[proven tundra]

[verbal gate]

My doctor sent me photos of my surgery, kinda cool

[real aspen]

also its probably weird that im more comfortable with the idea of my open ribcage being posted online than a normal pic

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/JH3mYQaSA7I?si=EtgY0sG1f-dnWehh

Why does this go so hard

[rustic ibex]

SoundTrackJ

[pliant chasm]

he lives again

[copper vapor]

true

I still remember Alice

[rustic ibex]

I laughed so much at that pinned clip

[copper vapor]

and a very funny interaction that happened after she said a specific thing

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/caleb-blood-blood-1997-blood-game-gif-12247272055968052766

[rustic ibex]

"specific thing"

[copper vapor]

alice: "I have trouble finding shirts that fit me because I'm 6+ft tall and have big boobs"
random person HALF A SECOND LATER: "Do you mind if I send you a DM asking about something totally unrelated to your cup size?"

[pliant chasm]

she was back some time ago
but iedy made up a reason to ban her

[upbeat verge]

who is alice

[copper vapor]

dutch tomboy who had forklift certification

[upbeat verge]

based

[rustic ibex]

Based

[copper vapor]

neuron activation moment

[upbeat verge]

WE LIVE

again

[verbal gate]

You had me at forklift certification

[copper vapor]

"to conquering mountains" 🍻

(who gets this one?)

[upbeat verge]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[copper vapor]

ivan didn't get this one, just like he doesn't get any hoes

(cue the gif)

[upbeat verge]

fax

so true

dont need em

I have blood to play

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge have you played soma

[upbeat verge]

put soma nutz in your mouth

no i've not played it

[real aspen]

already doing that

yummers

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4bAXaFn0_A

[upbeat verge]

[rustic ibex]

Nani

[marsh cargo]

[verbal gate]

TIL there's many people who really really like Daisy

[real aspen]

😭

[pliant chasm]

the word fans is ruined

[real aspen]

brazil nuts

yummers

[proven tundra]

I'm more of a Rosalina man

[pliant chasm]

freaky plants

[copper vapor]

netflix man-at-arms

[upbeat verge]

I'm a bowsette enjoyer myself

[proven tundra]

You like big lizard men that turn into women?

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

insane change over youtube

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfwGtpVBnGQ

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck it got copyrighted ?

how did you send it then

what

[copper vapor]

damn

[oblique belfry]

not even copyrighted

straight up removed

[copper vapor]

it happened literally this second then

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

le ac remake is.... le good??

[copper vapor]

because I just finished watching it lmao

[sour rivet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3751950/Assassins_Creed_Black_Flag_Resynced/

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[copper vapor]

60usd

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

better than 70

[verbal gate]

Mbo's a copyright claimer theory

[copper vapor]

"shit is better than poop" statement

[oblique belfry]

haha see its called resynced instead of remaster because its all inside le simulation see ? we know lore of our own game

[sour rivet]

more content

[copper vapor]

apparently there's no modern world segments anymore

[verbal gate]

Also it's in a boat so re-sinked haha get it

[sour rivet]

shaddup it sounds nice

[copper vapor]

do you want the steam laugh or the wheeze

[noble basin]

Ubisoft w? No way

[rocky turtle]

menace time

[oblique belfry]

ubisoft will get every hate i can come up with

they deserve to be shutdown

same with ea

[sour rivet]

every game has a pre order bonus

this aint new

[forest acorn]

I can't wait to spawn those in with cheat engine

[oblique belfry]

"grants unique perks"

[forest acorn]

Just like ac odyssey

[copper vapor]

god damn that looks awful

[forest acorn]

[marsh cargo]

opens twitter
Russell Brand
closses twitter

[copper vapor]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[noble basin]

Aint even good looking

Edwards pirate legend outfit is still the goat

[real aspen]

who the fuck pays 300 for a hammer 😭

[oblique belfry]

goty ladies and gentleman

game has photo mode

its goty worthy now

[sour rivet]

more stede bonnet

[noble basin]

People who dont use hammers

[sour rivet]

its better than anything

[copper vapor]

is that the

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

merchant guy you meet at the start

[noble basin]

Yes

[sour rivet]

yea

my goat

[copper vapor]

oh

I love that fatass

so innocent and precious, must protect

[sour rivet]

it sucks that he was killed when edward was in prison

didnt deserve that

[copper vapor]

oh. what a nice day to be literate.

[noble basin]

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

muh ray tracin

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhQ3yQjUgAc&pp=ygUkYXNzYXNzaW4ncyBjcmVlZCBibGFjayBmbGFnIHJlc3luY2Vk

[oblique belfry]

-60 fps

[copper vapor]

there's a sad bit of bananaland lore that I did not want to know but ended up knowing anyway

[sour rivet]

listen i dont like ubisoft as much as the next guy

but i am a poor sucker for assassins creed

and a bigger sucker for black flag

i was doomed from the very start

[real aspen]

it's a good game

[oblique belfry]

i just hope they do not make it shadows 2.0

[sour rivet]

how would they do that

[oblique belfry]

slapping every mundane rpg open world activities everywhere

[proven tundra]

I have never played an AC game tbh so I can't really judge

[sour rivet]

sir

[copper vapor]

they won't

worst case scenario it'll be mirage 2.0

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah i forgot about mirage

what was that game again ?

[sour rivet]

mirage was good

better than valhalla atleast

[sour rivet]

bahgdad

[copper vapor]

went back to baghdad, zero rpg mechanics

but the protag had like

[pallid raft]

mirage was actually fun

[copper vapor]

phantom blink strike superpowers

[sour rivet]

due to him being some form of isu descendent or somth

its weird

[noble basin]

I like odyssey but mainly cause im a fan of greece

[pallid raft]

valhalla couldve been fun if they reduced the bloat and added more options

[sour rivet]

im not agaisnt isu powers?

[pallid raft]

origins and odyssey were both the best of the rpg ones

[sour rivet]

REMOVE THE BLOAT AND MAKE THE COMBAT BETTER

OH MY GOD

THE FUCKING BLOAT

IT WAS HORRID

[pallid raft]

that game did not need to be that fucking long

[oblique belfry]

even without playing AC i assume the first 3 games had combined storyline but post 3 they just went "what if assassin in this age"

[sour rivet]

enjoying the story? too bad do these menial tasks to take land

[real aspen]

last ac i played was odyssey and i had fun, rpg mechanics werent anything special but not horrible either outside of a few cases

[noble basin]

Unity was also great and probly the only one that i enjoyed the "rpg" stuff

[pallid raft]

and it felt like there was never any progression because weapons werent rpg style, you just find like 3 an area

[copper vapor]

of the "open world slop trilogy" I only played Origins. I liked it.

[pallid raft]

genuinely i really was enjoying it but fucking hell i dont want to go repeat the same fucking thing again

[sour rivet]

i got excalibur during my replay

[pallid raft]

and you could go get the isu armor and weapons like by the 2nd area

[sour rivet]

was cool

[pallid raft]

for once i actually wish they kept tiered loot systems for it

[oblique belfry]

because the other games are just pirate assassin / egyptian assassin / viking assassin / samurai assassin

[pallid raft]

by that i mean getting tons of weapojns a lot

i refunded shadows because of the naoe combat

[sour rivet]

i dont think eivor even became an assassin

just
viking with a hidden blade

[pallid raft]

i hated that stupid reverse grip spinning bullshit

it was fucking awful

[oblique belfry]

from what i've read from you guys

after learning AC being a simulation
it all just became "what if" scenarios

[pallid raft]

busy fighting thor

[verbal gate]

Seeing unique mechanisms in my insta reels

[oblique belfry]

post ac3 i think

[pallid raft]

or odin i mean

[noble basin]

Dont forget steampunk assassin

[oblique belfry]

which game ?

[sour rivet]

british assassin

[copper vapor]

AC Syndicate

[oblique belfry]

oh

[copper vapor]

I love boomers and their penchant for creative suicide

[oblique belfry]

captain alex

[proven tundra]

Go see a doctor? Fuck that

[copper vapor]

will we find out who killed him

[oblique belfry]

narrator said unique new written storylines

[sour rivet]

yea

[oblique belfry]

for the 3 characters

including this guy

[sour rivet]

which i think is good because inagua needs more shit

it had
nothing in the og

besides some upgrades and that templar outfit

[noble basin]

It had the checkers game

[sour rivet]

so did other islands?

[oblique belfry]

no ubisoft

[copper vapor]

NEW SHANTIES

[noble basin]

Yeah i know

[copper vapor]

NEW

SHANTIES

[oblique belfry]

goty

[noble basin]

Are they sang by the same group?

[copper vapor]

this could be a ubisoft w

[noble basin]

"Jack"

[copper vapor]

seems like they have their priorities well defined

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

a rare ubi w

[noble basin]

What da omniman doin

[sour rivet]

we got our insta kill parry

[copper vapor]

sounds like it. The one shown in the video is still Leave Her Johnny. The voices sound similar but better quality

[sour rivet]

we got our double kill in combat

[copper vapor]

so it sounds like they re-recorded them with the same guys

[sour rivet]

they actually went bacvk in time to grab some pirates

[noble basin]

That would actually be a huge w

[sour rivet]

these two are.... annoying

[copper vapor]

second thing is a one-time bureaucracy

[sour rivet]

yea

[copper vapor]

denuvo is... well, you know

the usual drm glorpshit

[timber oxide]

New Flagship

(no I didn't s-mod the engine assembly it came with it)

[thick plover]

@frank hearth my chud life bro

my chud fucking life man

[little depot]

Oh say can you see

[little depot]

Who need vents

Spam capacitors

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/starsector-onslaught-1--k01KPXKYWJ52D5DT8F4F0DQMC8M

[oblique belfry]

i was today years old when i learned that you can do ctrl+ right arrow key to skip to the next category on yt videos

if the video has categories that is

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

and thats all because of QTE whiplash video

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[timber oxide]

I'll see how it does first

[glass plaza]

I got a new job and the new update launches literally the minute I start my shift

[timber oxide]

Worst case scenario grandpa oldslaught will come and save me

[copper vapor]

new update of what

[glass plaza]

Gamma

[thick plover]

they spent the first 20 minutes perma flaming each other btw

[marsh cargo]

just a tip
dont trust the built in gun

[thick plover]

nobody was doing anything btw

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

i was the only one killing and getting shit done

depressing

[timber oxide]

[glass plaza]

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Pg9FuDDk8

[copper vapor]

@supple lotus now look what you did

[oblique belfry]

so many trailers lately

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail evilest shit istg

[sour rivet]

also another thing

[timber oxide]

I need to get some more remnant heavy autocannons

[sour rivet]

we can still use our hidden blades for combat

[upbeat verge]

you go down that wooden dock
the moment you step on the flat platform u get a canonball to the chin

[rocky turtle]

👀

[frank hearth]

i shall be high enough in 2 weeks time to start q sniping you

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

noel from genshin impact got KIA 🥀

[thick plover]

dont worry sturm the game gets worse before it gets worser

im at the worser

[sick trail]

[timber oxide]

Do not let Sab know about it

[copper vapor]

I wouldn't take anything as given for granted, so it's good that they made sure to showcase it

but it'd be extremely weird if they removed hidden blades as a combat weapon

either way I'll just punch people to sleep

[arctic flicker]

have you unlocked the workshop yet

[copper vapor]

... when I eventually play it 5-10 years later

or

28 years later

get it

[left mantle]

He's right you know, that IS a deep cut of the highest degree

[noble basin]

[copper vapor]

deep cuts with the deep

no wait

[noble basin]

@sour rivet are you playing it rn or watching a video?

[sour rivet]

its not out

[copper vapor]

video. it's not out yet

[noble basin]

Oh thought it was out

[left mantle]

Megawatt was legit only from Spider-Man Unlimited in one of its issues

[noble basin]

Its out in like a few hours?

[sour rivet]

3 months

[noble basin]

Bruh

Ive been misinformed

[sour rivet]

bruh by whom

[copper vapor]

free game on steam https://store.steampowered.com/app/1634080/Nocturnal/

Steam

Nocturnal

Nocturnal is an action game where you play as Ardeshir, a soldier of the Enduring Flame, returning to his homeland, Nahran, after many years of absence.

Following the appearance of a mysterious Mist, the island has recently fallen into chaos, and Ardeshir must wield his flaming sword and use powerful abilities to confront its mysteries and free N…

Price

$16.99

Recommendations

421

Metacritic

81

[noble basin]

Idk

[copper vapor]

'played yourself' moment

[rocky turtle]

nope how do i do it? doing full operation against skinwalker clankers?

also new menace unit is

nice smoke u got here on hit , try tanking fkn ion cannon blast lmao

[pliant chasm]

neighbours recovered a stolen car
i think i live under 5 rocks cause i didn't even know it was stolen

[rocky turtle]

get fucked by RPG high tech clanker

[verbal gate]

Cinematic parallels

[sour rivet]

hold on let me get a better quality

[marsh cargo]

man gamers are already getting mad over the "modernized" combat for black flag

[sour rivet]

its literally just the black flag combat with improvements from mirage

[marsh cargo]

as of black flags combat wasnt dogshit to begin with

[verbal gate]

Just barely missed the minimum

[static axle]

[pliant chasm]

dude i fucking hate these charts

where is 1080p high

[torn solar]

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/alzheimer-s-concept-art-elderly-profile-fragmented-memories-flowing-dementia-awareness-watercolor-illustration-333342344.jpg

https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/digital-illustration-fragmented-mind_1204086-3128.jpg?w=996

Reminds me of Demenita / Alzheimer Artwork

[pliant chasm]

dude i thought you were gonna get sniped by ragequit

i saw the links and embeds

[sour rivet]

grey name came in with random links and images

[rocky turtle]

@arctic flicker u unlocked it?

[timber oxide]

It seemed... fine?

[marsh cargo]

it is fine
but the mistakes i see ppl doing with it
is running and shooting the guns AND built ins for that burst
overload and die

which is why you put 50 caps on them stupid thing

[timber oxide]

Now that you mention it

[rocky turtle]

frens

[arctic flicker]

yeh

[timber oxide]

I usually try to keep my targets at max range to avoid taking return fire, but since this damn thing is so slow I can't really avoid enemies getting too close for comfort

So overloading is now suddently a concern

[marsh cargo]

yeah the slaught is a brawler

it has to get in the meat of things

[timber oxide]

Mmmm, meat

[marsh cargo]

as well as the velocity of the built ins is also really slow

sure you can put tachs on it and make it ranged

but its not really made for that

the slaught has armor

[arctic flicker]

lowtech best tech

[marsh cargo]

its made to be shot at

[rocky turtle]

u unlocked something neat there?

[arctic flicker]

7 recipes, hold on

[timber oxide]

Ironically even though it's not my first run of the game, this is the moment I'm really learning how to actually play because all my previous runs I just picked Sunder, armed it with a tach lance and called it a game

And now the first thing I actually had to learn this run

Was how to aim ballistics

[marsh cargo]

i love ballistics

they are fun

[timber oxide]

The first real flagship was a Hammerhead and then I switched to an Eagle

[rocky turtle]

that fat fuck spawned 2 mines right next to my apc

[timber oxide]

Both kinda require me to actually aim

[marsh cargo]

eagles are soo peam

[timber oxide]

Have you seen Eagle's inbred cousin

[marsh cargo]

not entirely sure what other mods you got aside from uaf

[timber oxide]

In terms of factions I also have HMI

[marsh cargo]

HMI is also neat

lots of murder

[timber oxide]

But only the basic one, trying to load in both side HMI mods proved to be too much for the game

[arctic flicker]

he also explodes too, better watch it

[timber oxide]

I wanted to also add SOTF but it also caused the game to not launch

But now that I think about it

[marsh cargo]

consider knights of ludd

[timber oxide]

I have knights

[marsh cargo]

ok neat

[timber oxide]

I forgor to mention

I had them last run

And they stayed in

[marsh cargo]

ironshell when it updates

[timber oxide]

I do want to try it

When it updates

[marsh cargo]

ironshell ships are just soo fun

i love them

[timber oxide]

Like now that I think about it I probably could've enabled all the mods I downloaded for this run now because the original problems were probably caused by outdated mods from the previous run

I mean, the game literally told me to update my fucking console commands

[marsh cargo]

VIC is also super fun

when it updates

[rocky turtle]

DAMN I READ IT TOO LATE

aight just lost 2 squaddies

[marsh cargo]

OOOH

im an idiot

you can update ironshell yourself

now i want to play again

[tiny notch]

i

https://tenor.com/view/sing-movie-johnny-im-still-standing-yeah-yeah-yeah-gif-25572038

[timber oxide]

This run I have... (checks notes)
Ashes of the Domain
Forge Production
Grand Colonies / Industrial Evolution
HMI
Knights of Ludd
Second in Command
Ship Mastery System
Starship Legends
Terraforming and Station Construction
UAF
What We Left Behind

And I also wanted to add both side HMI mods and SOTF but the game didn't launch with them on

Also some other minor mods

Combat alarms, combat chatter, nomadic survival

[copper vapor]

so I just learned

[timber oxide]

I need some more cosmic horror in my space game (as if the abyss itself didn't make me want to turn off the game)

[copper vapor]

there's a material in monster hunter

with 2% drop rate

[oblique belfry]

i meaan

hey at least he knows about it

[copper vapor]

spoilers: still is

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

nah i watched some of his latest contents and its not even close

dude really grew up compared to mc days

still does mc iirc tho

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

Legendary Difficulty Solo
Looks inside
Enemy bomb spam

[oblique belfry]

apparently his latest achievement was making a new channel named "100 questions with tom simmons"

where he gets celebs and asks em 100 questions

[frail leaf]

@finite garnet (terramaxxxx) has been banned for reason: 🧑‍🦽 🏌️‍♂️ - alt

[oblique belfry]

in like a interview

his 2 vids are stampy and stephen fry

[green granite]

Big L

[marsh cargo]

AAGAIN?

[oblique belfry]

he never gives up

[copper vapor]

am I gonna get dm'd again

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah maybe I should try using a mod manager or something

[supple lotus]

did they?

[copper vapor]

ye

[supple lotus]

funny, cuz you dont have anyone's ID here as a newcomer and no access... unlesss

[rocky turtle]

@arctic flicker

[supple lotus]

ah yeah that was the 2nd

[copper vapor]

previous alt got banned and he sent me a dm with the "current alt"

[arctic flicker]

2 carriers moment

[supple lotus]

ye

[green granite]

Who is he

[copper vapor]

madirex, apparently

[tiny notch]

pocket nymph my beloved

[rocky turtle]

killing myself

[copper vapor]

lords of shadow moment

[hexed stag]

atp something needs to happen to Madi

Im not gonna say what

[supple lotus]

you cant help people until they want to

sounds cold

but

[hexed stag]

this is entirely real

[thick plover]

meme posting done

i leave now

[oblique belfry]

ded

loving this sword i got

[halcyon fossil]

excited to actually play minecraft after slaving away in the config mines for four days

this server had better be fuckin worth it or i'm never playing minecraft again istg

[copper vapor]

plays for 15 minutes
uninstalls

[oblique belfry]

or plays solo

since rest didnt have fun

[halcyon fossil]

it's a collaborative effort so i hope i'm not the only one having fun

[supple lotus]

have fun

[halcyon fossil]

well, three people doing the work for like seven i guess

[rocky turtle]

@arctic flicker Those idiots got blowed up by they own mines

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon fossil]

[marsh cargo]

triOS is neat

[arctic flicker]

coomed prematurely

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

aether

[halcyon fossil]

i can hear this image

[oblique belfry]

so called heaven with angry clouds and cows

[rocky turtle]

how is canto 8?

[supple lotus]

hmmm do we try clockable or free running Reverb next?

[copper vapor]

no idea what those words mean but free running sounds fun

[supple lotus]

fair

[copper vapor]

[halcyon fossil]

i've been enjoying it

[real aspen]

Flip it

[tiny notch]

this ui looks so bad

[oblique belfry]

[tiny notch]

my legs are forgotten texture packs

[copper vapor]

another batch of discounts

Expedition 33
only 20% tho

[rocky turtle]

did u meet Lei Heng?

[supple lotus]

ah yes, Black Desert for 0,99€

BUT

Brno Transit is out today

[marsh cargo]

paying for the privilege of korea farming 300 hours

[halcyon fossil]

not yet, just got to the training dummy segment

[copper vapor]

didn't feel grindy so far imo

meanwhile monster hunter asking me to get a 2% drop for a weapon upgrade...

[rocky turtle]

sorry guys HL3 not gonna happend

[tiny notch]

i cannot tell what this video is meant to be abt

[supple lotus]

if you mean BD, once you reach a point were any upgrade is RNG and can brick your item... yeah... nah

[copper vapor]

That shit appeared in my youtube front page I just clicked "don't recommend channel"

[marsh cargo]

why is there soo many ppl getting butt hurt over crimson desert being ok

[copper vapor]

oh LOL sorry I thought you mentioned Crimson Desert, not Black Desert

[tiny notch]

yeah black desert is mid

[zealous depot]

[supple lotus]

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[copper vapor]

ppl just want to perpetuate the "gaming in current year sucks" crap instead of enjoying the games they like

[marsh cargo]

fr
shit ass gaming grifters are deadass ruining gaming

[tiny notch]

am i allowed to say im getting tired of the same 4 characters being modded into things

[green granite]

I still dont get how CJ and Thomas are the 2 most modded characters

And shrek

[tiny notch]

and steve minecraft

[marsh cargo]

you are not allowed to like things that are different from the cookie cutter 12 games

[halcyon fossil]

i hope the tradition of adding cj to every game goes on forever

[oblique belfry]

goodbye woman

[snow tree]

It's like running Doom on anything binary or recreating Bad Apple on anything that's binary too

[copper vapor]

same

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

At first it was a gag, but it grew to become tradition

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gta-gta-san-andreas-9--k01KPXQC7FT0XFN2JF1QW7D19TR

only real games have CJ in it

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot @pallid sapphire https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912013676301647922/1496406117259939891/How_to_Rite_dis.mp4?ex=69eb15cc&is=69e9c44c&hm=047406077e2f6b33ffb949babd16b7aaf7ba8f10f851e32e98dddebb96d00cff& 👀

[copper vapor]

time to brick my discord

brb. or not.

[marsh cargo]

ヽ(•̀ᴗ•́)ノ

[green granite]

Well

Time for some Disishun again

[supple lotus]

inb4 DM with Mr Beast scam

[green granite]

Almost beaten Legendary solo yesterday then some ass bombed my asshole to death

[marsh cargo]

thank you rat

[timber oxide]

@verbal lodge will probably still say that my fleet sucks ass because I still didn't remove the Wayfarer and the 4 Kites

[latent hazel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1496899904004685914/image.png?ex=69eb902c&is=69ea3eac&hm=5094e32a4eca8d1e6672bca6e22da1f10beda0eba11e36e8405b115878c66365&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=773&height=773

[marsh cargo]

pink AK

[supple lotus]

pls post all of them at once

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/IEMlKVoIexY?si=YHn_XZFzpOMvwEMR

[upbeat verge]

don't know if I've posted this

nvm I have

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/nono-gif-4893215397752937896

[upbeat verge]

that mouse been through some shit

[supple lotus]

chicken

[rocky turtle]

cactus

[latent hazel]

holy shit buy a napkin

[tiny notch]

thats not dust

or atleast

cant be wiped off

ive tried so h ard

[upbeat verge]

rain with the most chud setu

p

[tiny notch]

if it works it works

[upbeat verge]

I respect it

[green granite]

Doggo

[copper vapor]

looks like I live

sorry to inform

[copper vapor]

d'awwwwwwwwwww

[tiny notch]

that paint tissue paper is like 5 years old btw

[supple lotus]

Wife took some actual Gremlin pics today of the dog

look at that dumb face

[upbeat verge]

?

ok caleb

[green granite]

hmm

poor dude

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

@supple lotus @tiny notch tfw the package glue is so strong I have to open the package with my multitool scissors

[copper vapor]

that one definitely wants to fuck him

inb4 they all do

[tiny notch]

``teeth exist for a reasin

[upbeat verge]

fuck no

[supple lotus]

raisin

i also get a packige tomorrow

[upbeat verge]

you didnt even

HAHAHA

[supple lotus]

yeah that was the joke

[upbeat verge]

le epic fail

[supple lotus]

my brain went mmmh "teeth raisins"

[sick trail]

Holy shit Marrow is kicking my ass

[supple lotus]

yeah it gets brutal

[upbeat verge]

all of blood kicks your ass

[supple lotus]

i love these pics

[upbeat verge]

granted some episodes more than others

[tiny notch]

im typing with one stretched out hand cause my keyboards far away from my desk#

[sick trail]

Blood modders said "Hey, you were coasting along in Extra Crispy? Yeah so, here's an arena full of explosives, hitscanners, and two-three stone gargoyles if you dare to pick up the Napalm Launcher"

[raven geyser]

Also this one

[upbeat verge]

like I thought serious sam was dickish with its enemy placement
pick up a single pill 5 biomechanoids and 50 kleers

nah

blood is next level

[sick trail]

Anyway, off to beat my head against Marrow E2M9

[upbeat verge]

shoutout to extra crispy

name perfectly checks out

[latent hazel]

@olive coral

[raven geyser]

Boy why you so 🦖

[upbeat verge]

it's surprising how perfectly balanced the maps and difficulty and guns are to give you this feeling of getting fucked in the ass with a red hot iron but still being powerful enough to wipe out the entire map if you check for enemies and play smart
genuinely such a perfect design

@sick trail

[snow rain]

True, the small +1 health pill in the corner is surely completely safe

[latent hazel]

idk why but the dinosaur emoji made me hear the scream of the rancor from star wars jedi knight 2 jedi academy

[snow rain]

That was kinda lost in Serious Sam 4 and Siberian I would say, which is sad

[upbeat verge]

it was lost in any subsequent serious sam after 2

[rocky turtle]

@arctic flicker civilians keep running from cover right under guncrawlers

[upbeat verge]

farting so good the fart scratches your ass

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[pliant chasm]

oh shit final mission of the game

[oblique belfry]

uhh

yeah ?

[pliant chasm]

||crach ||

skellige bros are the goats

[oblique belfry]

apparently im a goddamn deity

[thick plover]

@frank hearth deadlock discord is filled with so many intelligent people

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

Russians, not european

[quiet abyss]

Wtf goin on

[real aspen]

'you're strelok' tier reveal

[frank hearth]

avg volvo games enjoyer

[quiet abyss]

Explode

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nijika-ijichi-bocchi--k01KPXSDJNRR0ZE6H4R8PS7JX0B

[quiet abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/785221958865256469/1084005646237696141/cat-chomp-fireball.gif

[real aspen]

deepest lore

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

loer

[oblique belfry]

holy yap

[real aspen]

simplest genshin impact skill description

also

[green granite]

@marsh cargo this is pain

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile :

[green granite]

im half way 😩

[real aspen]

big news for waffle enjoyers

[marsh cargo]

need help?

[real aspen]

hi half way 😩

[marsh cargo]

got

[real aspen]

youtube is recommending me h games

[sick trail]

Spoiled for Ivan, but 43 enemies just in here lmao

[real aspen]

like

[copper vapor]

peak

[marsh cargo]

targeted ads sab

[real aspen]

Critical analysis and deconstructions of h games

not that im complaining

[green granite]

the First Bloom carries hard

[marsh cargo]

it do be really neat on those tanky dudes

[green granite]

it melts

[pallid sapphire]

Honestly if you play a support class in any game and dont support your a fucking horse cock sucker and take it deep up your ass

no front if you like that

[oblique belfry]

scylla also ded

anchor woman

[pliant chasm]

this is every support
not just those ones

[oblique belfry]

where the fuck am i

oh hello

[real aspen]

fucking

2007 looking UI

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/Ijzj.gif

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

better than today's 'minimalistic' sterilized crap

[oblique belfry]

eternal steak
cant use as hp item because there is no hunger

lovely stuff

[real aspen]

throw a regen potion at a chicken and get unlimited chicken legs

[marsh cargo]

ok i saw the video

it has nothing to do with crimson desert

its about toxic masculinity being sold as "based" to stupid young men

[real aspen]

speaking of that

weird question but

where did and what are ya'll morals built on

[tiny notch]

kindness and trying to make others happy

and just trying my best

[marsh cargo]

Im subscribed to the "dont be an asshole to people for no reason" idiology

[tiny notch]

theyre gonna execute me???

[real aspen]

the primarly governing ideology of my world is built on that

"do whatever you want just don't be a dick"

[marsh cargo]

[tiny notch]

i love this emote so much but part of me always feels like its some what passive agressive to use

[marsh cargo]

Im also most of the time friendly lad
So this has lead me to be friend with genuine terrible people

[real aspen]

sex

[upbeat verge]

sex

[real aspen]

truke

[marsh cargo]

Reminds u to this sticker

[tiny notch]

yeah kinda

i really like using the emote tho

[proven tundra]

I hate using emotes

Can't we just go back to communicating like normal people

[real aspen]

brother you're in 75 rat-specific emote servers

[snow rain]

🇳 🇴

[marsh cargo]

We back to egyptian times with memetics

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

so

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

😭

[snow rain]

the hell

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

Okay that was a fun 30 second bit

[tiny notch]

[proven tundra]

I will resume my regularly scheduled programming

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-thednaofthesoul-memesthednaofthesoul-monsoon-metalgearrising-gif-26431019

[tiny notch]

i better see a rat spin

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

You're that ninja

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

cyborg ninja?

[proven tundra]

PSYCHO MANTIS?

[upbeat verge]

if cindarella's shoe fits PERFECTLY on her foot , right?
then how come the fk did it fall off in the first place?
@proven tundra @tiny notch

[proven tundra]

Because glass shoes are slippery AF

[real aspen]

and because those types of shoes arent very secure

[upbeat verge]

ok

both of you eat nails

[proven tundra]

And she was sweaty from running

[upbeat verge]

ok i have another one for ya

listen

[proven tundra]

A better question
Does Cinderella shave her armpits and what do they smell like @upbeat verge

[real aspen]

also perfect fit implies it's not too small either, meaning it'd comfortably go on and off

[upbeat verge]

if a cow were to lose all of it's legs right
then does that technically mean it's ground beef

[tiny notch]

mother just said my she wants me togo to uni just so she can get free adobe

[proven tundra]

Yes

[proven tundra]

Holy shit is that a thing

[upbeat verge]

does she know

[tiny notch]

yea

[tiny notch]

i dont pay for uni

[real aspen]

😭

[tiny notch]

its free here

technically

i dont have to pay it back

[proven tundra]

You didn't answer my question @upbeat verge

[upbeat verge]

what question

[upbeat verge]

how would i know

armpit freak

[tiny notch]

they added carpet bombers

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

OMG ME

[tiny notch]

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LITTERLALY ME

[proven tundra]

Holy shit comfy

Jealous

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going up to scottland tomorrow, taking my 3ds with all pokemon and zelda games on it and blood of elves wiht me

[proven tundra]

What's in Scotland
Besides getting stabbed in Glasgow

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going to glasgow

[proven tundra]

Dang

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for a skillet concert

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

I don't remember but isn't Cinderella broke as hell?
Probably doesn't shave
Smells sweaty from all the work but not foul since basic personal hygiene was common
maybe gets cleaned up during the transformation?

[tiny notch]

ivan wtf man

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

💪

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ivans whole family is here

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UK not included

[proven tundra]

Brexit means Brexit

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wtf

[real aspen]

but

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

the fk did I do

[real aspen]

her callouses must have callouses

[tiny notch]

you shit on my wood

[real aspen]

cuz iirc she's barefoot all the time before the slipper thing

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[real aspen]

😭 does anyone actually believe that

[upbeat verge]

sorry

[tiny notch]

yes