╟❓general-offtopic

[covert shard]

bet

[upbeat verge]

I fucking love instagram

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[rustic ibex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033785083343151197/1099054369506345120/freeze-1.gif

[upbeat verge]

drake the type of guy to see the albinaurics and say "who did this to you"

[covert shard]

wasn't drake the one that promoted a gambling site by throwing his flip flopers out of a window?

[upbeat verge]

ANITA MAX WYNN 🗣️

[covert shard]

drake is the type of guy of meeting the ice king and say: "how about we chill out"

careful now people. if ivan starts chanting runes like:

[upbeat verge]

[covert shard]

"o bloc" "GDC" "lean"

we run

[upbeat verge]

watch it , Chrissy 🤘

[rustic ibex]

what kind of sorcery is that

[covert shard]

street expansion,

AA12 with birdshot rounds

[upbeat verge]

lowkey tho

https://youtu.be/l2kxzkoXazU?si=_MTZ1vTKaP8jH6lm

[covert shard]

"chrissy"? gone aussie now?

[upbeat verge]

this song still tuff

[brittle karma]

https://youtu.be/665wP6gn-KI

[covert shard]

see? he is starting to chant the runes

next, he is gonna send a lil uzi verse here

[upbeat verge]

lil uzi sucks

I'm not that retarded

[covert shard]

and you sent "6ix9ine" music?

quite contraditory, ain't it?

[upbeat verge]

no

the song I sent simply goes hard

[covert shard]

gonna send travis scott now ?

[upbeat verge]

I didn't say it has good lyrics

[rocky turtle]

hello all

[covert shard]

howdy ho

[proven tundra]

working on the tools

[brittle karma]

banana

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

make a musket

[proven tundra]

I don't have that mod

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/fYojvShgR8Q?si=Ilr8wJBdhBTg1XPo&t=327
@proven tundra @covert shard @rocky turtle @sick trail @left mantle @pliant chasm
@cunning reef AYYYYYYYYYY DIOS MIO

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1152317795929948302.gif?quality=lossless&name=headbang&size=48

[upbeat verge]

fucking divine

[covert shard]

sounds nice, innit?

[upbeat verge]

timestamp for the corect moment in the song

[covert shard]

i actually did a full playthru of doom 1 a while ago

albeit

it was the with call of tarkov mod soo...

https://tenor.com/view/talking-to-you-is-like-therapy-because-it-sucks-i-hate-it-and-i-always-feel-worse-afterwards-but-whatever-keep-talking-im-lonely-gif-2282442464861939262

[upbeat verge]

so we have to kill you

HOW DARE YOU

[covert shard]

OI!

in my defense

[upbeat verge]

infecting such a perfect divine game such as doom with tarkov

blasphemy against our lords john romero

[covert shard]

i did an full vanilla run of doom 1 and 2

BUT

hear me the fuck out

[upbeat verge]

disgusting

[covert shard]

mobile

[rustic ibex]

call steam, gonna say that you stole my account

[clear bough]

wtf
did it turn doom into g***a

[upbeat verge]

he turned doom into a disgrace

he mixed perfection with absolute horseshit

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/aim-i-see-you-target-sniper-pathfinder-gif-14228767

[covert shard]

apparently bethesta turned doom into a mobile game

[clear bough]

crazy

[covert shard]

and i brought it with my funds

and finished both games

soo before crucifixing me

know that i did a legit run of doom

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

on a non suitable alternative

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

do you guys like my shit shack?

[proven tundra]

very nice

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/meowl-british-meowl-british-british-cat-innit-gif-4785724705753395242

[proven tundra]

/

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-3417245934051922481

[upbeat verge]

looks shit , I love it

[covert shard]

is that a witches broom i see?

[rustic ibex]

https://youtu.be/GKdQFxPw6TM

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rats-rat-meme-cute-rat-sleepy-gif-18953101354627645

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/twitch-rat-rigada-run-dokales-gif-17318963

[blazing maple]

Oh shit the bnuuys have guided me to treasure

[covert shard]

copper?

[blazing maple]

copper!

[covert shard]

o-

https://tenor.com/view/x3-gif-24301743

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-james-may-topgear-stocking-crazy-gif-8654753

[rustic ibex]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HCYXICMaEAAykXF.mp4

[covert shard]

can you make a copper bowl and eat tomatos from itw

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/goonalert-goon-alert-goon-alert-goonwarning-gif-6514319302434229875

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-gif-22045792

I wanna ball one of these up and do this

[proven tundra]

5/5 poor copper

[covert shard]

that one big ass bearing

[verbal gate]

mandatory Ea-Nasir joke

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rats-rat-meme-rat-memes-rattus-gif-8616304325675057441

[blazing maple]

#coppermogged

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Two fucking pieces of shit that I fucking hate

[covert shard]

i read: "copper in stale"

and i was going: how the fuck does copper gets stale?"

[rustic ibex]

lost the 50/50 or "story" wise? I didn't play in while

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

[timber oxide]

Story wise, they are annoying little shits and I hope they die

[covert shard]

pipe down nepalense neco arc

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1371571335888769256/togif.gif

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-moving-away-dog-backing-away-from-hand-mulchangel-gif-5785800496679350923

[covert shard]

is that an... USP?

[timber oxide]

And since I never roll for characters I don't like, there's no chance of me losing a 50/50 on something I didn't do

[tiny notch]

holy chads this village took down a T4 dragon

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/teboun-this-post-was-fact-checked-by-real-patriots-this-post-was-fact-checked-by-real-algerian-patriots-this-post-was-fact-checked-algeria-gif-12130802983735625712

[rustic ibex]

the only gacha I'm playing is CZN right

[covert shard]

the only gacha i play is metal gear AC!D

[timber oxide]

I play a few

[covert shard]

i am MILES inferior than your anime looking arse

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/mhw-gif-10904642811316432477

[timber oxide]

Metal Gear on acid

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/date-with-kaz-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-kazuhira-kazuhira-miller-gif-1023204644540947165

[covert shard]

second best mgs btw

canon.

[rustic ibex]

I don't have so much time anymore

https://tenor.com/view/why-cry-why-pepe-why-why-pepe-cry-pepe-pepe-cry-gif-5847161834541812219

[timber oxide]

You don't really need time

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0W8eSVMCkF6C4CpvtDtOyZ?si=I08mfQOpRKqyWAf-CBfmRA @noble basin
snoop , cube , 40 and $short is like collecting the exodia pieces

[covert shard]

ancient. curses.

i am telling you

he is gonna post a photo of a shitty hi point next

witha extended magazine

laser and camo pattern

[pliant chasm]

[upbeat verge]

glory to nation of algeria

when algeria joining eu

[thick plover]

I backdoored drys gambling

in brainfart

Im evil

[upbeat verge]

typical serb

[thick plover]

look at #🤖bot-commands

[proven tundra]

6/6 poor

[hexed stag]

[upbeat verge]

WOAHHH

[thick plover]

I shouldve kept robbing

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[thick plover]

it wouldve been so funny

[timber oxide]

Unless you're actively playing story content then you often don't need that much time. For HSR for example I boot up the game at work on my phone, set up auto play for 24 waves of grinding and let it play. If I do story stuff I just treat it as playing any other game and play it at home in the evening for hours
As long as the game allows for auto play, you really don't need that much time

[thick plover]

[pliant chasm]

we're having an orgy in brainfart

[tiny notch]

this lil guy lives next to them mustve been their parent

[thick plover]

WAAAAAAAAIT

@pliant chasm DRY LOST EVERYTHING

AND I GET AWAY WITH 4K

[pliant chasm]

no

he deposited 19k

[thick plover]

he didnt

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-burgundy-escalated-quickly-gif-9744555

[covert shard]

go send hi

[vapid perch]

what is this

[thick plover]

i dont know I dont use the bot

[proven tundra]

Gamba

Don't let it corrupt your spirit

Remain pure grey name

[covert shard]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@proven tundra

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[proven tundra]

Does he know

[vapid perch]

Where.

[rocky turtle]

dumbass

[proven tundra]

(I actually don't know)

[supple lotus]

[covert shard]

yes?

[timber oxide]

The dumbest of asses

[pallid raft]

big ass dumb

[covert shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[thick plover]

update: im +0 moneys now i gambled drys stolen money away and lost

[rustic ibex]

so you made a big profit that zero'ed your debts

congrats

[vapid perch]

Where do you gamble?

[thick plover]

thread on #🎪bruh-fart

[noble basin]

Tom and jerry be looking different than what i remember

[rustic ibex]

he did it, he made another soul lose it's way

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/old-old-people-gambling-gamble-vegas-gif-7776685678749939051

[timber oxide]

Remember when we had a dedicated casino channel?

[pliant chasm]

there is the secret bot commands channel

[rustic ibex]

seems like it didn't go well hmm?

[pliant chasm]

you can still gamba there

[rustic ibex]

kill him

no witness

[timber oxide]

Understood
Killing Grandnork

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-goku-black-shush-zamasu-gif-5057528923283903671

[rustic ibex]

nooooooo

[timber oxide]

[rocky turtle]

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-gif-5626762

[timber oxide]

Hi Drum

[rocky turtle]

Hi Pear

[timber oxide]

You are still a freighter

[noble basin]

Excited to see what we get with the "re-synced"

[rustic ibex]

peak

[thick plover]

I am scared its gonna be shit and piss

because there was a article saying they are gonna do with the game with how they are doing the new assassins creeds

aka all ass

[noble basin]

Me too, but i pray it aint

[thick plover]

like literally all the game needs is a little bit better graphics and more animations for executing people

[rocky turtle]

[noble basin]

Best pirate game ever, change my mind

[rustic ibex]

it being shit and then they increase the price of the old one

[noble basin]

Hey droon

[thick plover]

but apparently they are just gonna fucking rpgify it like the new assassins creeds

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

which I hope they dont fucking do

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-bro-cheers-you-got-it-gif-13830440

[noble basin]

I better not see them rpg mechanics bs

[sick trail]

Level your dexterity, loser

[pliant chasm]

i still wish for a proper pirate game

[covert shard]

i got 20, is that enough?

[sick trail]

You need 70 to pass the tutorial

[covert shard]

guess we doing this underleved then

[verbal gate]

you need to level up your blades or else your assassinations only do half the healthbar damage

[thick plover]

dude I was watching my brother play odyssey

its so ass the games so bad

you would hit assasasinate on somebody and they would be like 80% hp

like fucking hell

[rustic ibex]

the level up mechanic was so ass

[timber oxide]

(levels up strength instead)

[rustic ibex]

in dying light the beast was the same shit

had to use so many resources to go up one level, you better off making a new flamethrower

[timber oxide]

Flamethrower?

Why would you use a flamethrower

Just use your fists

[verbal gate]

monkey's paw curls, the game is a gacha instead

[rustic ibex]

strength user

[timber oxide]

yes

[rustic ibex]

I liked kicking them

[covert shard]

i main the zweihander on elden ring, lmao

even with a dex build

i always gravitate towards the zweihander

[timber oxide]

Every souls game

[covert shard]

literraly

[timber oxide]

I use two handed weapons

In one hand

[rustic ibex]

dual wield hm?

[timber oxide]

In DS2 I used two ultra greatswords at once

[covert shard]

dual wield is only when they bring back the og zweihander stamina dmg

[sick trail]

Level up showing me arts in DMs

[covert shard]

i am trying to play ds2 on a bugged controller, i will say... zweihander, my beloved

https://tenor.com/view/zvay-my-beloved-gif-16050388177880914331

[timber oxide]

And I had 4 of them equipped at the same time as well

[verbal gate]

what bugs? you got ants in there or something?

[timber oxide]

Each one dealt different damage

So I just swapped between them

[covert shard]

my LT button activaters randomly

my parry button

[rustic ibex]

each one with a different element I believe

[timber oxide]

So 4 Greatswords equipped at once, dual wielding, heavy armor
Still no fat rolls

[rustic ibex]

that powerlifter is using the power of science

[timber oxide]

I think I'm gonna play DS2 again

[covert shard]

it is definetely a dark souls of all time

[timber oxide]

I'm working on it

[timber oxide]

It is my favorite souls game

[covert shard]

just min max your adpt skill and you should be playing it like a normal ds

[rustic ibex]

I say the same about reading LOTM again, never have the time though

[covert shard]

i personally like the first one, mostly because i actually platinum it, and made me fell in love with the zweihander

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-shibuya-arc-mahoraga-shibuya-arc-gif-14345339483327262720

[timber oxide]

DS1 is my 2nd most liked

[covert shard]

soo now i am obrigatory to get my zweihander in every souls game

[pallid sapphire]

Zweihänder*

[timber oxide]

But only the original version

Not the remaster

[covert shard]

i actually followed the guide to get the zweihander in ds3

it is... worth it

[pallid sapphire]

Zweihänder*

[timber oxide]

DS3 is my least liked

[covert shard]

again, fully bias here

[pliant chasm]

ds1 is my goat

[covert shard]

!slapru

[solid sundial]

@pallid sapphire ⠀

[timber oxide]

Zweihander is a solid choice for big sword unga bunga

[pallid sapphire]

Why Ru?

Its German

[covert shard]

looks funny

[verbal gate]

currently juggling 10 different media right now, pretty fun

[pallid sapphire]

Zweihänder*

[rustic ibex]

with the bible

[timber oxide]

It's a big sword
Works like a big sword
Not too crazy, not too simple

Big sword

[pliant chasm]

claymore >

[pallid sapphire]

Big Zweihaender

[rocky turtle]

cause he is retard

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/claymore-anime-claymore-priscilla-claymore-clare-claymore-teresa-claymore-shonen-gif-26277840

[timber oxide]

Claymore is the entryway into big swords

[covert shard]

the enternal dragon watching me bonk is feet with the zweihander: i am going to kill him

[pliant chasm]

i like it's moveset more

stab swipe slash

[covert shard]

that is quite harsh

[pallid sapphire]

Also i though he gets baited by the Zweihaender cause ae is ä

[rocky turtle]

how about u grow up and stopping doing stupid jokes?

[timber oxide]

The sole reason why I always build my character to one hand greatswords is because I want to be able to use a shield as well

But this always ends up with me dual wielding them because I can

[pliant chasm]

used a shield in ds1
and i was thinking how can you beat the game without shields
played ds2 and was thinking how can you beat this game with shields

[covert shard]

i legit failed my 5 elden ring builds, because i just gravitates towards the zweihander

[pallid sapphire]

Zweihänder*

[covert shard]

yes, thank you

[pallid sapphire]

2 hands

[pliant chasm]

can you stop typing the name of my penis bro

it's getting weird

[pallid sapphire]

No

Im your penis now

[verbal gate]

I really like the z sword

[rocky turtle]

[rustic ibex]

what I'm reading

[slender wave]

so many hackers on roblox bruh

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/z-keyboard-wall-zrada-gif-14225633616954623690

[pallid sapphire]

Sword*

Not Zword

[verbal gate]

damn folks can't read anymore

[rustic ibex]

[covert shard]

did you really just named yourself "two handed"?

what? gonna send videos of the zweihander noww

gonna speak in only swooshes and wooshes?

[pallid sapphire]

Zweihänder*

[onyx vigil]

i made this today with my drawing tablet, it may not be the best but i am satisfied with it

[verbal gate]

*Z sword

[pallid sapphire]

Slash

woosh

[covert shard]

there we go

[rocky turtle]

its german not russian

[onyx vigil]

so what do you guys think?

[covert shard]

nlooks nice

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/sseth-merchant-ssethtzeentach-sseth-jewish-gif-2538553855243255790

[onyx vigil]

ty

[covert shard]

reminds me of some old cartoon network show

[rustic ibex]

better that I can do

[onyx vigil]

lol

[covert shard]

this shit

[timber oxide]

I'm trying very hard not to be an asshole right now

[pallid sapphire]

stab

slash

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ssethtzeentach-sseth-sseth-mlg-mandalore-gaming-ss-gif-9336285198251819365

[covert shard]

dodges and kills you

[rocky turtle]

how is menace update btw?

[pallid sapphire]

@celest plank *** slash slash woosh stab stab***

[pallid sapphire]

menacing

[covert shard]

the roleplaying knows no bounds

[verbal gate]

hey thats not what a sword sounds like

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-horse-horsey-sad-horse-rain-horse-gif-1671952862900704276

[pallid sapphire]

DECAPITATION

[verbal gate]

you're a phony

[rocky turtle]

when menace is menacing

[rustic ibex]

what the fuck, I was gone for 2 minutes, the chat became a D&D session

[pallid sapphire]

*** swing slash swing***

[covert shard]

omg

[frail leaf]

🎲 15

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[pallid sapphire]

critical slash

[frail leaf]

🎲 11

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[covert shard]

i get hit

[pallid sapphire]

slash

[rustic ibex]

LMAO

[timber oxide]

Hold up

I interdict the attack

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/exodia-rare-hunter-gif-1188128261294331797

[frail leaf]

🎲 15

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[pallid sapphire]

critical slash

[timber oxide]

That's not critical, critical is on 20

[frail leaf]

🎲 1

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[pallid sapphire]

critical failure

[timber oxide]

That's correct

I'm the game master now

Look at me

[rustic ibex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802276003598434334/1159221161444507790/FzGUNByXgAYOJwa.gif

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-i-saw-what-you-deleted-burger-king-gif-26029821

[timber oxide]

Roll initiative

[rocky turtle]

[frail leaf]

🎲 10

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[quiet abyss]

[pallid sapphire]

hit

[frail leaf]

🎲 3

-# 1d20

[real aspen]

Cock

[timber oxide]

Also @covert shard please give me a d8 roll

[pallid sapphire]

Sab decapitates himself

[real aspen]

Relatable

[covert shard]

wha- why???

[timber oxide]

Sab, roll a d8 for me as well

[covert shard]

oooh, dmg, rigjht?

[timber oxide]

No

Just roll

[pallid sapphire]

the magic Zweihänder will be back soon

[timber oxide]

Come back here you coward, the fight didn't even start

[frail leaf]

🎲 3

-# d8 ➡️ 1d8

[covert shard]

fuck

what happens to me, dm?

[pallid sapphire]

miss

[frail leaf]

🎲 5

-# 1d8

[timber oxide]

Since we don't have a physical dnd sheet

Your AC is now 13

And Zweihander has AC of 15

[covert shard]

A-

[timber oxide]

Which means that you have to roll equal or higher to hit them

Armor Class

[frail leaf]

🎲 5

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[timber oxide]

How hard are you to hit / damage

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287531105473396820/1492936013033771048/chudson_coal.gif

[covert shard]

well,,, can i say i got a mace?

[timber oxide]

Yes, hold up a moment

[covert shard]

are we deadass playing dnd here?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[covert shard]

well... i don't mind

[timber oxide]

Mace deals 1d6 damage

Greatsword deals 2d6

[rustic ibex]

lmao

[covert shard]

fuuck

either way

[timber oxide]

I don't know how much health you both have so we just see who deals more

Zweihander rolled 10 initiative

no u roll a d20

[frail leaf]

🎲 20

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[covert shard]

well shit

[timber oxide]

Holy fuck

Yeah you attack first

What do you want to do

[covert shard]

and it is a crit, rightw

or it is just initiative?

[timber oxide]

It's just initiative

[covert shard]

oh ok

[hexed stag]

@green granite do you have any experience with coconut sugar?

[covert shard]

i go attack the floating sword,

[timber oxide]

I don't know why are we doing it but we're doing it

Roll for attack

[frail leaf]

🎲 19

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[timber oxide]

That's a hit, roll damage

[frail leaf]

🎲 6

-# 1d6]

[timber oxide]

God damn

[covert shard]

your move, @pallid sapphire

[timber oxide]

@pallid sapphire you take 6 damage from an angry dude with a mace, it's your turn

[supple lotus]

what is this - a bit? or are you trying to use this place as your personal DnD channel?

[timber oxide]

They started "fighting" in here so I just took control as a certified GM

[supple lotus]

fair

[rustic ibex]

well, they're fighting, so this is a pacifist approach

[covert shard]

can we continue?

[timber oxide]

If Laff doesn't respond in 5 minutes we'll just say that no u won the fight

[frail leaf]

🎲 17

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[pliant chasm]

i cast nuke

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-cat-dungeon-master-dnd-dm-gif-16454081

[timber oxide]

Holy shit a sneak attack from youyou

[rocky turtle]

in avengers doomsday?

[pliant chasm]

kill everyone

[clear bough]

https://youtu.be/A7KbelltKEM

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-kasane-execution-clap-trap-chick-gif-4282347346168760114

[covert shard]

can i roll to negate his spell?

[timber oxide]

Roll dexterity and if you roll a 20 you avoid it

[frail leaf]

🎲 12

-# d20 ➡️ 1d20

[covert shard]

ah fuck

[timber oxide]

Well

[covert shard]

how much...

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/gordão-bomba-nuclear-gif-8824531786301161188

[sick trail]

@teal spade Quick

[timber oxide]

I'm pretty sure a nuke is an instant death but since you dealt 6 damage to Zweihander you still win the fight on a technicality

That's it everyone

no u wins and gets blown up by a nuke

[blazing maple]

hi pyrson

[covert shard]

i gained 1 xp

[timber oxide]

Hi Sam

[covert shard]

'ello luv

[timber oxide]

I'm not sure Laff is worth any xp

[covert shard]

how are you doing?

[oblique belfry]

[covert shard]

fym, "no xp" it is a flying sword for fuck's sake

[timber oxide]

Yeah but it was played by Laff and he has a permanent -100% xp debuff

[rustic ibex]

well... you get a flying sword then?

[rocky turtle]

hi taco

[timber oxide]

You get a flying sword

But you die in a nuclear explosion

[covert shard]

if i didn't get nuked

[oblique belfry]

......wait a minute

[timber oxide]

Your story remains untold

[rocky turtle]

wait a minute you are not taco

[oblique belfry]

am i not ?

[covert shard]

got teleported from an another reality

[rocky turtle]

[rustic ibex]

time to get to work, bye people try to not get nuked again

[timber oxide]

You got isekai'd

[covert shard]

nothing but a mace and attacked the first thing i saw on sight

[frank hearth]

he is kebab

[oblique belfry]

quick question to everyone here

[covert shard]

warhammer universe i feel it

[oblique belfry]

where would you want to be isekai'd

[covert shard]

anywhere but warhammer

[timber oxide]

That's a good question

What are my options

[oblique belfry]

Anywhere you want

like where would you want to go

[timber oxide]

Poland

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Because we get the movie and you don't

[covert shard]

i did created a whole new world for an thing i am writting which is you guess it, it is about the first word of this server name

[oblique belfry]

thats not even related to the topic

also fuck you

[timber oxide]

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Lemme think about it

[oblique belfry]

❓

is it that

[covert shard]

i didn't said shit

[oblique belfry]

[covert shard]

i said the first word of this server name

[rocky turtle]

to afterlife because isekai genre sucks ass

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile people keep shilling re:zero over n over

[covert shard]

"you have been chosen to defeat the demon lor-" NO MFER, LET ME DIE IN PEACE

[rocky turtle]

anime fans being idiots again nothing new

[oblique belfry]

my friend is a huge re:zero lover and he used to desperately try and make our friend group watch it

[thick plover]

chud

[oblique belfry]

1 guy forgot to continue it
1 guy hates it (also huge anime knower)
1 guy doesnt know it at all

[timber oxide]

Isekai me to somewhere that has catgirls

[oblique belfry]

technically beastars could count no ?

it has cats that are girl

[thick plover]

monkeys paw curls
all cats are now female cats and the species will go extinct

[timber oxide]

Ok I will be 100% specific here

[thick plover]

im not good at this

[timber oxide]

Isekai me to Nekopara, fuck you

[oblique belfry]

what is nekopara

[timber oxide]

Don't google it

[oblique belfry]

nvm

[timber oxide]

I said catgirls

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nekopara-6--k01KPXAVASYPX6971Y5VYQSMQF5

[timber oxide]

See, catgirl

[oblique belfry]

lemme guess

looks young but is an adult right ?

-# please let that be the case

[rocky turtle]

wise choice

[timber oxide]

They age in cat years

iirc they are adult

[oblique belfry]

whew

saved

[thick plover]

why cant people just do meth and be normal

(least obvious trolling)

[timber oxide]

I'm not fucking crazy, I'm just a gooner

[oblique belfry]

i dont know man

[timber oxide]

I hate children

[oblique belfry]

most of the anime addicts tends to simp for underaged kids too

[timber oxide]

I don't accept these people as the part of my community

[cunning bronze]

@copper vapor damn latest update did improve the distance detail

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

Good. Because you shouldn't in the first place

[thick plover]

Discord be like: fuck your detail we compress it into pixels

[orchid lotus]

fuck binding of isaac, my first treasure room is fucking kamikaze AS THE LOST

[timber oxide]

I've yet to watch vol. 4

[oblique belfry]

the humble R :

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I GOT FOOD BUT YT HAS NOTHING TO WATCH

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-isac-tboi-sacred-heart-tier-4-gif-15667387800751635681

[cunning bronze]

yeah

[orchid lotus]

go watch 2 year old albino elden ring invasions

[oblique belfry]

i guess

or pyro

[timber oxide]

O, I have an idea

Isekai me to the lego movie

That would be my 2nd choice

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-lego-movie-cactus--k01KPXB82JMXDERK97WK2PGFHHW

[orchid lotus]

yuri slowburn romance >>>

[timber oxide]

3rd choice would be helldivers assuming that dying isekais me somewhere else

[oblique belfry]

who else but quagmire

[teal spade]

Que?

[teal spade]

A combat encounter always rewards xp, DMs are also encouraged to grant players exp based on how they handle social encounters

[timber oxide]

Ah ah ah
We play on milestones

Get fukt

[teal spade]

Milestone > xp

[timber oxide]

On the current campaign I run it's actually kind of a mixed system

Players level up based on how deep into the storyline they are, but I also grant them "xp" for doing other stuff and they get to use it for some minor stuff

Like they can pick up a feat

Or get proficiency in something

Get better at using specific weapons if they use them long enough

[teal spade]

Didn't get invited

[timber oxide]

If we ever do an online only campaign I will let you know

We really should do a offtopic dnd campaign
Right, @oblique belfry

[teal spade]

Please let it not be DnD, Pathfinder superior

[oblique belfry]

i legit thought the same thing

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

as an event

when i read your sentence

[olive coral]

noooo doooont

[oblique belfry]

do you know the context of that pic

Jordan and another player were at a summer camp and made a bet that if he missed a shot all the kids would get free jordans. This mf did not miss at all

[timber oxide]

"bro we can't afford to give out free jordans, don't fuck it up"

[proven tundra]

Micheal Jordan, famous impoverished person

[upbeat verge]

ok madi

[oblique belfry]

who ?

[upbeat verge]

[timber oxide]

asked ?

[oblique belfry]

sounds familiar but i forgor

[timber oxide]

Long time ago

In the forbidden land of

(checks notes)

Brainfart?

[oblique belfry]

ew

no wonder i dont remember

[timber oxide]

In the most hated and cringe and poopoo bananas crazy faction of

(checks notes again)

Moderators?

[copper vapor]

brianfart

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

haven't played yet, curious about hard difficulty and the new storage thingies in the camp/house

fuck yeah

https://tenor.com/gCt90LvdRKn.gif

[pallid raft]

fire, i picked up dragon quest 9 the other day

[proven tundra]

What is the context for this

Know your meme doesn't want to tell me

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gem-alarm-gem--k01KPXCBGRTATHV0TGRY2HJB3M1

this but using the schizo guy who broke into someone's home

[proven tundra]

Ah

[uneven sapphire]

The empire shall be great once again

[proven tundra]

Ty

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

this map is clearly wrong, North Korea should be there

bro doesn't know basic geography smh my head

[verbal gate]

even missing the nation of Papua New Guinea but has Budajest for some reason

[vapid perch]

Man has schizo episode, gets filmed by the ring camera and posted online.

[timber oxide]

How do we name the 2nd colony?

[real aspen]

meoro

[proven tundra]

Ratopia

[timber oxide]

Oke

[real aspen]

cock

[rocky olive]

In modpack of skyrim everything was more difficult for my than in GAMMA

ENB like second meny for graphic

[vapid perch]

You seem to be obsessed with rats.

[thick plover]

[rocky olive]

someone knows what resolution cannot be changed in game options?

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

😭 😭 😭

m7 spear but good

😭

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349805344863424634/1493099975993987174/RDT_20260413_0706016947713317026978948.gif

[verbal gate]

I'm not sure this is the proper venue for this question, are you talking about Skyrim options?

https://tenor.com/view/jade-alert-gif-7000981203890400371

[frail leaf]

🎲 19

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[pallid sapphire]

Slash

[timber oxide]

Laff

The fight has ended

[pallid sapphire]

[timber oxide]

Youyou nuked you both

[rocky olive]

yes, i met one strange moment, like a cultural shock

[pallid sapphire]

Zweihänder

[upbeat verge]

cheers

[vapid perch]

Do you have a pet rat?

[oblique belfry]

goddammit pyrson you are making me theorize a dnd campaign

[proven tundra]

No

[oblique belfry]

as an event

[proven tundra]

I'm more of a cat person tbh

[quiet abyss]

Rat just rats

Thats all

[proven tundra]

I just think rats are cute

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Grey name is interrogating our resident rat larper smh

https://tenor.com/view/peam-dog-puppy-side-eye-what-gif-16415278304941477173

[rocky olive]

also i start game from SKSE, unknown for me aplication

[oblique belfry]

dont listen to yasujiro he is being controlled by dozens of rats inside his body

[hearty wyvern]

What's everyone think of the clay face trailer

[vapid perch]

How can you be obsessed with rats and not have a rat as a pet. Unfathomable

[quiet abyss]

Silence minecraft modpack player

[oblique belfry]

thought it was gonna be a series

turns out its a movie

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

??

[vapid perch]

That seems like a conflict of interests.

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

[hearty wyvern]

It's part of the new dcu... So like this body horror film is in the same world as Superman

[pallid sapphire]

Miau

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/miau-hd-adobe-after-effects-glass-breaking-preset--k01KPXD8MFNM5QTVW91BY5DV3DF

[quiet abyss]

Holy shit its a car

[proven tundra]

I am a complicated rat person

[verbal gate]

there should be a crash log or something, I don't know the location but you can google it to make sure

[rocky turtle]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ all of my day im eating rats 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[pallid sapphire]

slaps doge

[verbal gate]

typically it says whats the problem there

[pallid sapphire]

hisssss

[oblique belfry]

ow

[quiet abyss]

Its so fucking peak

[frail leaf]

🎲 14

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[pallid sapphire]

doge gets a scar

[oblique belfry]

[verbal gate]

his mind is fragmenting, I knew when Laff started that Meep thingy it would lead to this

[vapid perch]

How can we know you're not a rat in a person costume?

[quiet abyss]

Did you get that scar falling in church?

[rocky olive]

but i have no crashes, i cannot change resolution. I play at 1080p stable.

[quiet abyss]

Thats the thing, you cant

[oblique belfry]

i dont go to churches

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Its a reference

[oblique belfry]

oh i dont get it then

[quiet abyss]

Rdr2

[copper vapor]

carffetie?

[oblique belfry]

wait who says it

[vapid perch]

I can.
Place an elephant next to @proven tundra.

[pallid sapphire]

Miau

[quiet abyss]

John

[oblique belfry]

huh

[quiet abyss]

Not a direct quote

[oblique belfry]

i dont remember it

[vapid perch]

If the elephant gets scared, it's rats all the way down.

[oblique belfry]

where does it play ?

[copper vapor]

place your bets, is this a lyming alt, an aldo alt or...

[quiet abyss]

“Ain’t no secret I didn’t get these scars falling in church”

Hold on

[pallid sapphire]

Lyming

[quiet abyss]

Lemme look

[pallid sapphire]

Miau

[oblique belfry]

love how everytime a gray name interacts here we just assume its an alt account of someone

[quiet abyss]

No wait it was rdr1

[oblique belfry]

no wonder i dont remember it then

i didnt play it

[quiet abyss]

Imma make an alt, then people will know instantly that its me

[verbal gate]

did you already try manually changing it using the skyrimprefs.ini?

[quiet abyss]

[vapid perch]

https://tenor.com/view/who-are-these-people-mark-webber-jesse-trigger-warning-can-you-tell-me-who-they-are-gif-4929529038497493162

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

Im too obviously retarded to make an alt

[oblique belfry]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[verbal gate]

What the monkey considers business, a horse considers play

[quiet abyss]

ITS AN ALT

[oblique belfry]

makes you think

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[quiet abyss]

Dont hmm it, its true

[verbal gate]

inb4 its that Madirex person

havent seen em yet but yall keep telling tales of em

[vapid perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-morrison-the-doors-black-and-white-who-are-all-these-people-i-hate-people-gif-17601691

[oblique belfry]

pull up the logs

[rocky olive]

i know about that file.
Almost nobody player will change resolution by typing at files.

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet

[quiet abyss]

[pallid sapphire]

Miau

[oblique belfry]

oh i found the ban log of rus_bot

[supple lotus]

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[supple lotus]

monoBUG

[oblique belfry]

Wait THIS IS THE MADIREX Y'ALL BEEN TALKING ABOUT ?

Now i understand

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

very specific "speech" pattern, too

[upbeat verge]

good morning

you discovered warm water

[pallid sapphire]

Dogs are slow thinkers,Cats are superior

[oblique belfry]

dude i dont fucking open brainfart at all

how am i supposed to know

[verbal gate]

I dunno about an alt, but the terera guy immediately hopped on gambling the moment they got told they can

hilarious

[copper vapor]

it's ted then

ted got banned recently

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

true

We need Ted back

[supple lotus]

it lines up perfectly

timing

if you wanna alt

dont be retarded

[oblique belfry]

well since we had 2 bans yesterday and this account was made yesterday

either its ted or madi

[real aspen]

damn

[supple lotus]

ofc its Madi - as if we wouldnt do this for 5 years

[real aspen]

i missed the show

[supple lotus]

and as if that happens for the first time

[oblique belfry]

crow mentioning gambling did made me think of ted tho

but eh

[supple lotus]

ted just got hacked

[oblique belfry]

like you've said

this guy also used old gifs

[supple lotus]

and has 0 reason to be on a sneaky alt

[oblique belfry]

so could be madi

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[real aspen]

speaking of show

[vapid perch]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-stupid-explain-yourself-michael-scott-the-office-please-explain-gif-17199136288940453817

[real aspen]

dog

[verbal gate]

wait Ted got hacked?

[supple lotus]

we even would re-instate his role

[real aspen]

did you see invulnerable ep9?

[supple lotus]

stfu

[oblique belfry]

fucking

invulnerable

[verbal gate]

what a shame, he's a nice guy

[oblique belfry]

but yes i did

[vapid perch]

That's not nice.

[copper vapor]

if he couldn't recover his account...

[covert shard]

what show is that?

[supple lotus]

its deleted

[oblique belfry]

still would have 0 reason to be mysterious tho

on alt

[covert shard]

howdy ho

[copper vapor]

could be just doing it for the vine

ted liked to troll

[frail leaf]

@vapid perch (tereramaxx) has been banned for reason: retarded attempt to use a 3rd alt

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

[covert shard]

the vine? what is this? 2013? count me in

[marsh cargo]

of who tho

[timber oxide]

@marsh cargo I just got a regular Onslaught, thoughts about switching my flagship from the Eagle to it? (bear in mind that it would mean I would deploy it 100% of the time because I want to kill stuff myself )

[orchid lotus]

[oblique belfry]

madi

[supple lotus]

RUS_bot aka Madirex

[marsh cargo]

are we deadass?

[oblique belfry]

[supple lotus]

yes

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

FINALLY SMTH TO WATCH

[marsh cargo]

[supple lotus]

banned 4pm - alt joins 20 mins later

[verbal gate]

LMAO

[supple lotus]

immediately removes roles, joins offtopic and posts the same shit gifs

[marsh cargo]

Onslaught is a peak iconic ship
its really solid if you focus on what makes it good
HOWEVER
it is very slow

[timber oxide]

My 219 speed Eagle

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/starsector-onslaught-dabslaught-hegemony-xiv-battlegroup-gif-7211809192314503599

almost all faction mods have at least 1 Onslaught copy like

[timber oxide]

Funfact
I got that one because I sent my pitbull named cupcake (oldslaught) to solo it and it not only solo'd it but also all 8 other ships that were nearby

[marsh cargo]

the uaf raizen is a faster version of the laught

[timber oxide]

The ship mastery benefit I got for the oldslaught literally make it unkillable now

When it's armor plates get destroyed

It just says "nuh uh"

And fixes them on the spot

[marsh cargo]

yeah the oldslaught had to be nerfed after release just because its soo strong

like

[copper vapor]

survived a tankbuster as dps

[marsh cargo]

for a story ship its just too good

[copper vapor]

I love being appreciated

[marsh cargo]

you dont have a reason to NOT run it

[timber oxide]

There is exactly one reason and it's silly

[covert shard]

barotrauma?

[marsh cargo]

starsector

[timber oxide]

Having the oldslaught in your fleet means no more stealth piracy

Because everyone knows it's you

[marsh cargo]

same as the ziggy

[copper vapor]

STARPLATINUM

[marsh cargo]

but it still silly

[arctic flicker]

good, I want them to know when I blow em all up

[covert shard]

i really need to kidnap- i mean... Conscript some fellow sailors to either play payday 2 or barotrauma

[left mantle]

ZA WARUDO

[timber oxide]

I want Tri-Tach to don't know where all their shipments went

They just magically disappear once they exit the system, I wonder what is happening

[covert shard]

ZA HANDO

[timber oxide]

[arctic flicker]

also giving the pirate kanta an orbital lamp just so I can have an infinite supply of volatile demand

[timber oxide]

On my last run I actually took over kanta's den

[arctic flicker]

still a shame that vanilla you can't outright destroy her and the space station permanently

[real aspen]

holy particles 😭

wtf is going on 😭

[supple lotus]

I'm sure it means nothing

[real aspen]

got murdered by a bear

[pliant chasm]

real ?

i thought it was a borka alt

[left mantle]

Nah not enough talking about a truck

[supple lotus]

idc who it was, although patterns indicate

[copper vapor]

inb4 "it's ash instead of snow" stereotype

[supple lotus]

iirc it happens in a specific section of that map, no?

i aint saying specifics but... to me it made sense after i figured out some stuff

[copper vapor]

dunno, haven't played

[supple lotus]

[real aspen]

(it's just funky lighting)

[supple lotus]

yes

everything is just fluff in Souls games

[real aspen]

[proven tundra]

Is dark souls the dark souls of video games?

[copper vapor]

copying ark yet again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuxA0ig3oL0

[real aspen]

no really it's just funky lighting in this case

middle of nowhere in consecrated snowfield, several environmental particles just stacked together

[supple lotus]

i dont fully member - its been a while

but if you also met a bear, there also should be an invader

[real aspen]

yes i killed that one earlier

[supple lotus]

and then yes, it has a good reason to have this effect

[covert shard]

who wouldn't?

the dogs in elden ring are possessed

especially those in caelid

[real aspen]

this is near the liturgical town skom

[copper vapor]

the dogs in most soulslikes

[real aspen]

the invader is like

half a map away

[covert shard]

dogs in elden ring are different

[real aspen]

it's just funky lighting i get it in other places too

[covert shard]

these fuckers

[marsh cargo]

ohio dogs

[real aspen]

kill

[supple lotus]

a little more East is the invader - but again i rly dont wanna spoil shit for you

[real aspen]

brother

i've beaten elden ring

like

17 times

im being dramatic

[supple lotus]

how am i supposed to know

[real aspen]

i've yapped about it each time

[supple lotus]

yeah, that'll do it

as if i care what you normally type

[real aspen]

bad timings i guess

[supple lotus]

its like whitenoise

[real aspen]

damn rude

[supple lotus]

FFFFffffshhshshshshshshshsh

[real aspen]

killing myself

[supple lotus]

oh ... yeah kinda not the best joke

[real aspen]

😭

[thin bobcat]

fingers crossed for the 96th time

[real aspen]

[covert shard]

let's gooo

[real aspen]

@supple lotus

[celest plank]

hoping the next one wont need more follow-ups

[zealous depot]

Awoken

[upbeat verge]

ayyyyy

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

I only ever meant keep yourself safe

[supple lotus]

one day you'll get reported for it

[pallid sapphire]

nobody ever followed trough gladly

[upbeat verge]

phew

[proven tundra]

That we know of

[upbeat verge]

you think I'm bad?

look at youyou

on his 3 accounts

[pallid sapphire]

YouYou is worse than Hitler

[upbeat verge]

he has triple my amount

[timber oxide]

Do we know someone who was oddly quiet recently?

[pallid sapphire]

Ted

[supple lotus]

i dont care about it much - the issue is, once reported my hand is forced... and you have 0 more chances

same for youyou

[upbeat verge]

[timber oxide]

So you're telling me all I need to do is report

[thin bobcat]

Well, that is a bit problematic if they report me but I will gladly take that ticket upon myself

I will carry the burden and make sure that ticket gets resolved

[supple lotus]

ABUSE OF POWAH

[proven tundra]

I have investigated myself and found no wrong doing

[thin bobcat]

Corruption is only bad if it doesn't benefit me

[left mantle]

Hm

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

if we go by that logic

[left mantle]

It gon be warm today

[upbeat verge]

xal should've been banned about 35 times by now

[copper vapor]

iedy'd just toss the ticket

[pallid sapphire]

i second this

[verbal gate]

https://youtu.be/WWCLI7lXEdI

[thin bobcat]

He's sucking on Iedy's balls like it's a puppy sucking on their mothers nipple, that one gets protected by proxy

[pallid sapphire]

Xal is worse than YouYou

[supple lotus]

soon

[upbeat verge]

I mean apparently pyrson hates me enough

even tho i didnt do jack shit to him

[supple lotus]

and Iedy doesnt care

[proven tundra]

Can't believe innocent users are getting targeted smh my h