╟❓general-offtopic

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-patrick-bateman-gif-11003287025969974048

[green granite]

FANGYI

[thick plover]

Thought the gif was appropriate

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bean-dusk-bean-nian--k01KPVT0CPNZ2F0FC2AA1BBE15K

[copper vapor]

her neck must be under extreme strain

[supple lotus]

oh god - I have achieved 56kb modem sound synthesis

[thick plover]

Can you put this in brain damage terms that i can understand

[supple lotus]

when i move this envelope shape/speed of a saw wave - it sounds like the 90ies

modem/fax

[thick plover]

Thats awesome

[supple lotus]

its deliciously annoying

hahaha

[left mantle]

https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2047057875219214808?s=61&t=mTWkrT-ZEZT67H6wWF_X_w @frank hearth @verbal lodge damn gotta wait still

Path of Exile (@pathofexile)

The Ancients return

⚙️Live Reveal - 1PM May 7 PDT
⚙️Play on PC and Consoles - 1PM May 29 PDT

https://t.co/FtwTXiDh2k

X · Apr 22, 2026, 9:00 PM

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture havoc is so easy as ogryn

just swing lmao

doesnt work well on 30+

[vital venture]

Avoc

[quiet abyss]

but i mean on 20 its great

just hit shit

with the pickaxe

ofc gunners will do you in faster than the average person

because ogryns are big targets

but other than that youre good

[quiet abyss]

the pickaxe is just a more versatile thunder hammer

change my mind

i get similar damage

dont need to activate it

and i get this sweet ass hooking special attack

[verbal lodge]

so i heard
this is good for me though, patch looking good

need to see the ascendancy changes,
hope they go hard on monk and make chayula real

[marsh cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IEnH_TKPEs4?si=Hk6sgNgTtKUTxPaK

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

One can cope

[copper vapor]

wait I thought Anna was voiced by the same woman who voiced Ashley Williams in ME

they sound so similar

or am I looking at the wrong character

apparently I'm not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNZrv-_ZF58

[halcyon fossil]

friend group is putting together a minecraft modpack, stitching all these mods together with data packs is making me hate minecraft

[oblique belfry]

just play an already made modpack vro 🥀

[verbal lodge]

im tired of playing invoker for the 4th patch in a row

[halcyon fossil]

they all SUCK

[verbal lodge]

[oblique belfry]

get a kitchen sink then

[halcyon fossil]

(we've played all the good modpacks)

[slim magnet]

bro finna spend like 3 weeks putting together a shitpack and the friend group is gonna play up until the crafting table

[oblique belfry]

there is like a new one every week or so

[slim magnet]

or just leave after they see the tutorial books

[copper vapor]

she says

"vroom vroom"

when dashing

[timber oxide]

Cool Dorito and it's inbred cousin, Bigger Dorito

[halcyon fossil]

it's not the same playing another person's shitpack

[oblique belfry]

just sayin

[halcyon fossil]

left: peak, right:?????

[timber oxide]

The description literally says that it's two Eagles welded together

[oblique belfry]

usually making your own modpack with the mods you pick tends to either be incompatible or just a huge mess when playing

[halcyon fossil]

we have been hammering out those issues for a few days

[timber oxide]

It's not even twice as strong, it's twice as bad

[proven tundra]

Creating your own abomination of a mod pack that you then stop playing after two hours hits different than playing someone else's shit pack that you stop playing after two hours

[oblique belfry]

for example on our modpack we had a mods that required so many stuff from the mod itself

but we also had ProjectE

aka light = dupe

[halcyon fossil]

yeah my condolences

[oblique belfry]

so it just turned into the most piss easy shit

[halcyon fossil]

we weighed adding mystical agriculture but decided to not

[oblique belfry]

mods most of the time do not account for other mods cuz why would they

[slim magnet]

bro you know you just want to add create and tinkers construct

just grab better minecraft and add those on top

[oblique belfry]

tinkers is still not on 1.21 right ?

[timber oxide]

A modpack without Create is not a modpack

[halcyon fossil]

create is what this modpack is built on

[oblique belfry]

add the newest create mod too

aerodynamics or whatever

it just came out

[halcyon fossil]

it's the reason we are doing it

[oblique belfry]

thought as much

[halcyon fossil]

aeronautics/simulated

[oblique belfry]

just slap every single create addon

what could go wrong

goddamn

181 million downloads

[slim magnet]

when you spend 3 years of ingame time building a 2 block per second airplane that can turn left and right and you see a dude elytra bouncing

[halcyon fossil]

just gotta hammer out the last few issues and wait for the server host to get back from going out

we removed elytra boosting with fireworks

[oblique belfry]

someone made a whole ass googlesheet of the create addons

[slim magnet]

you don't need fireworks to elytra bounce

[oblique belfry]

you want ?

[slim magnet]

it's just going to be marginally slower

shit's just a bunny hop

[halcyon fossil]

if you're going through the effort to line up an elytra bounce over making a shitplane idk man just play a different game

[oblique belfry]

https://create.fandom.com/wiki/Create_Addon_Mods

there. is. so. many.

a d d o n s

wtf

[halcyon fossil]

we have a couple of the addons

the essential ones plus the immersive engineering integration

[oblique belfry]

the staple of modded mc

562.6 mil downloads

[orchid lynx]

somebody say immersive engineering?

[quiet abyss]

staple*

[oblique belfry]

mb

i just noticed it

[quiet abyss]

it doesnt matter tbh

[oblique belfry]

eh

[quiet abyss]

theres not an english teacher here

[orchid lynx]

you got a server?

[halcyon fossil]

not public

[orchid lynx]

what if i give you 13 dollars

[left mantle]

2 bean burritos and a taco bell crunchwrap supreme meal with baja blast

[oblique belfry]

d a m n

[halcyon fossil]

$13 just to play on a shitpack? i won't judge but it's not my decision alone

[orchid lynx]

im bored and all the modpacks ive been playing recently don't particulary interest me except TFC hardrock 3 maybe

and after a thorough investigation of my financial history i actually only have 60 cents to give

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzvlG8vRygY

I love these weirdos

huh I still haven't maxed them out

[quiet abyss]

one of my favorite snacks is to get a little cup, fill it with a layer of chocolate chips, then put sprinkles on that, then more chips, then the sprinkles, repeat until satisfied, and then get a spoon

and eat the diabetes slop

and yet, im not fat

[oblique belfry]

bai bai

[quiet abyss]

if someone with diabetes ate this slop, they might just deadass die

[oblique belfry]

excuse me ?

[halcyon fossil]

[verbal lodge]

@real aspen https://x.com/DorahDew/status/2046952169228939607

DDD (@DorahDew)

Proxy found a daughter 🥹

X · Apr 22, 2026, 2:00 PM

[oblique belfry]

i like this killcam feature :>

[timber oxide]

@verbal lodge the skill that allows me to use Transverse Jump for free is the best thing I've picked this run

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KgyzRRAMSf4

this film is just too good

[verbal lodge]

really?
doesn't it only use supplies when you jump out of a system

[marsh cargo]

it does

[timber oxide]

It removes the CR penalty completely so I can just disappear for free

[verbal lodge]

fair, the difference was never noticable to me personally tho

[timber oxide]

I never used the ability before because of the cr penalty

[verbal lodge]

cuz the cr loss is so negligible

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah losing 200 supplies because I was lazy was so negligible sure sure

[verbal lodge]

also if you're being serious then that's crazy
cuz you've been missing out on the best ability in the whole game

[timber oxide]

"Best ability" is debatable

[halcyon fossil]

derelict operations is right there

[verbal lodge]

if you have the mod hyperdrive that's another good one

nah im talking about the hotbar skills

[oblique belfry]

[halcyon fossil]

wait bro never transverse jumped

[timber oxide]

Unless I had to

Now I just fucking do it when I'm too lazy to travel to a jump point

Simple math, really, travelling to a jump point was more cost efficient than wasting my supplies on laziness

[halcyon fossil]

valid i guess

[timber oxide]

Avoiding combat by jumping away also doesn't sound like a valid reason because if something wants to fight me then I'm almost guaranteed to gain supplies after combat

[oblique belfry]

t-rex ded

holy shit

this sword is peam

[timber oxide]

this shit looks so scuffed

[copper vapor]

the gang

grimalkyne is camera shy

damn. that's a lot of gems.

truly outrageous

[timber oxide]

Why do scavenger fleets just suddenly decide "oh yeah, it's piracy time" when I fly nearby
Do they want to die?

[oblique belfry]

VRO IM FLYING

using my sword

[pure compass]

when did you become a xianxia character?

[oblique belfry]

i guess now

[pallid raft]

wasnt there a game meant to be coming out where you can fly on your sword and like throw it to travel distances

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/thmbagi/status/2046879610307297299

씀바귀🦝🎗️ (@thmbagi)

#ProjectHailMary 타코로키

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Apr 22, 2026, 9:11 AM

[sour rivet]

headcrab feeds that fry guy from steven universe

[copper vapor]

another gem lmao

[sour rivet]

i may have to learn photoshop for a meme

[pallid raft]

i still cant believe you can hit an RKO in crimson desert, thats so funny

[oblique belfry]

i can even do it with my bow....even if its called sword soaring

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[copper vapor]

are you surfing on your sword or using it like a lolcopter

[pallid raft]

you can hit a fucking frogsplash thats so funny

[oblique belfry]

if i have sword equipped i stand on it

[copper vapor]

bonk up the ass

[timber oxide]

On today's episode of "why do I even bother sending other ships to battle"

[copper vapor]

game heard my complaint about gems and spammed chines

[oblique belfry]

the sheath even goes around you

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

if the sword has one

otherwise you stand on it without any spinnin stuff

[copper vapor]

SURFING ON MY SWORD RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT CLOUD LOOKS JUST LIKE A DEER

[oblique belfry]

but for some reason you just fly without standing on smth with bow

and the bow just floats around you

also you can shoot your bow while flying as it spins around you

[sour rivet]

oh nvm you had one

[oblique belfry]

oh turns out there is 2 versions of sword soaring

1 where you just slowly move around without any falloff

1 where its just elytra

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349805344863424634/1493099975993987174/RDT_20260413_0706016947713317026978948.gif

[oblique belfry]

fucks up with this guy btw

i keep seeing him lately

[quiet abyss]

he broke into a house basically

[sour rivet]

a very mentally ill person sadly

he thought he was someone else

[quiet abyss]

psychosis

essentially

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

he thought he was harry dresden from a book series

[oblique belfry]

hello ignis

[quiet abyss]

which is abnormal behavior, so its kinda sad

[sour rivet]

YARG I FORGOT THERE BE A FACKIN DEMO

[blazing maple]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

why does he sound like the "feels good to be a winner!" british guy

[blazing maple]

gem alert

[sour rivet]

gem

maybe i should try this game out after DUSK

[copper vapor]

time to hunt angry dog now

[sour rivet]

chat this liberal called me an infidel do i send him to narlathotep or go around

[pallid raft]

send his ass to hastur

!kiwi

[solid sundial]

🥝

[copper vapor]

wakanda question is that... of course you murder him

also angry dog successfully hunted
now there's a bigger, angrier dog looking at me

help

wow. if I needed this I wouldn't have gotten it

[oblique belfry]

this thing is really amazing

it shoots cursed sandstorms with 0 falloff that homes AND goes through walls

to the point it legit feels like im using the tempest staff summon weapon that drops from duke fishron in terraria

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNVA8UTiVkM

[sour rivet]

who the fuck

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

sergei is gone

along with his rats

there was a super shotty i wanted to get but i couldnt find a way to it :(

ah well thas the end of the demo

[green granite]

Not as good

😔

[oblique belfry]

why do people say that

my friend said the same thing

i like it

[green granite]

Songs like Antidote or Tears are more like

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHxj50oUZMo

what about dky

[green granite]

Idk the word

It flows and the drops are better

[oblique belfry]

melancholy ?

[green granite]

Idk if thats the word

All I can think is that the beat and drop just go well together

This song is kinda

Boring

[oblique belfry]

ok what about dky

[green granite]

Havent heard

1 sec

[green granite]

Pretty ok

I like the beat drop

[oblique belfry]

ashamed 2.0

[green granite]

I think for me

I like the one from HEALTH that sounds more

EDM ish

https://youtu.be/U6PSsSM1swQ?si=UB64PVxiBLMY-BEg

Like Major Crime

https://youtu.be/cHgsDZwWxrg?si=-1-CAOuQ352MHMiy @oblique belfry VRChat

[oblique belfry]

i love how cp2077 is not umg'd

but for some reason antidote is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocXatTIdA0

what about dis

[green granite]

Umg?

[copper vapor]

universal music group

[oblique belfry]

universal music group

[green granite]

Is it like copyright?

[oblique belfry]

ye

90% of the copyrights are from them for some reason

[green granite]

I think mainly cuz it was owned by game studio

Other than that idk

Is Tears the same too?

[copper vapor]

cuz they universal

[copper vapor]

of the dragon?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ApCSWCoVU

i really like the new ones

[sour rivet]

i kinda wanna replay dying light the beast...

[green granite]

No

HEALTH Tears

[uneven sapphire]

Gm chat

[oblique belfry]

hola

[sour rivet]

doge i need to throw you into the mass

only you can halt its ascent

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/fB8TyLTD7EE?si=bXkh8HEY6NR_84gX

Ppl really have the survival instinct of a fucking grape

Dude decided to Jaywalk while the light 25 feet away from him was having walk signal

[rustic ibex]

Natural Selection

[oblique belfry]

im kinda busy

[sour rivet]

fuck

[oblique belfry]

hoe dead

[quiet abyss]

darwin moment

[copper vapor]

wham bam thank you ma'am

died faster than the previous ones

am I... gitting gud

[green granite]

Dude dressing up all black on a poorly lid road

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/bEzgb.gif

[green granite]

Saw the car coming in and stand still like a god damn deer

[quiet abyss]

hitting him is just not optional

its encouraged

[oblique belfry]

i have learnt how to meditate

even putting my sword in the ground

[green granite]

Like god damn take like 5 fucking steps toward the walking light and you wont have to stand still like a dumbass

[copper vapor]

weeb

[quiet abyss]

just dump him in a ditch, they wont see that guy because hes wearing dark color

[green granite]

Yeh im not damage my god damn car on a breathing speedbump that has no value for its life

[quiet abyss]

ok so pull over, get out the car, and beat his ass with a brick

then dump him in a ditch

now theres no damage to the car

soblem prolved

[green granite]

Sorry man

I was chanting to oh Omnisiah for my ca4

Car*

[copper vapor]

pull out, get over his ass, beat his dump with a ditch

[oblique belfry]

i just meditated for 1 minute

now i got 6 mins of buffs

wtf

[copper vapor]

is there an upper limit to the duration

leave it afk for 5 mins

[oblique belfry]

ye it says the longer you meditate the longer the buffs

[copper vapor]

yea but there's got to be an upper limit

[oblique belfry]

i dunno but i just meditated for 1 min

[copper vapor]

otherwise you leave it afk overnight and get 300h buff

[oblique belfry]

and got 6 mins of buffs

ye

oh

[copper vapor]

welp there's my next target

[oblique belfry]

slight oversight

if you try meditating again while having buffs

it resets the whole thing

you go back to having no buffs

and starting the meditation from 0

o shit i know what to do with this

nvm you cant get vampiric gloves

[rustic ibex]

imagine in the middle of the boss fight "hold him!...I Have to Meditate!"

[oblique belfry]

i thought it would work like that

but turns out those stages take too long to activate

[green granite]

Einstein didn't die so you could discombobulate his theory with your poor performance

[copper vapor]

"oshit buff wore off, guess I gotta meditate mid fight"

[oblique belfry]

to even get the 1st buff you need to meditate for 30 seconds

which bosses dont even let you breathe for 3 seconds

[copper vapor]

interestingly enough samurai in FFXIV has a meditate skill and - you guessed it - it's only useful during phase transitions

the ones without a forced cutscene where you get "stunned", that is.

[quiet abyss]

same as monster hunter tho, ive deadass cooked a whole meal while my palico is being beat to shit by rathalos

[oblique belfry]

welp guess ill take this then

[rustic ibex]

everytime I say "wait for me" my friend "oh, no problem you have all the time you want, I just don't know if the boss agree with me"

[copper vapor]

me stowing my weapon and looting shit off the ground while my palico is tossed around like a ragdoll by an angry pitbull

[quiet abyss]

basically

[copper vapor]

when you break a monster's part and it drops to the ground

[quiet abyss]

but i usually let palico take the heat while i look for shit to shoot with my slinger or smth

[copper vapor]

I immediately pick it up

[quiet abyss]

or tail yeah

but i dont do that like you

i wait for the running away phase

pick it up and piss off

following it

[quiet abyss]

eepy time

[green granite]

Idk about you guys

I would

[quiet abyss]

[rustic ibex]

that means that you wont die from DoT hm?

[oblique belfry]

no

its just stats

if you have lower then 10 hp bit more stats

[copper vapor]

would what

[oblique belfry]

if you have 1 hp giga stats

but you are 1 hit

[rustic ibex]

but it says below "neutralize debuffs"

[oblique belfry]

oh right

but that happens when you are 1 hp anyways

sooo

[rustic ibex]

[oblique belfry]

i can now use this

IF I HAD ANY SPELLBOOKS THAT IS

i cant even craft any

[rustic ibex]

I can imagine the dev putting just one debuff that won't go off just to make that shit useful

[oblique belfry]

the funny thing is

there is even a charm that just straight up makes your hp 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_aPFi3sVVc

oh come on dude what the fuck

[rustic ibex]

modpack name? I tried some but always there is something that just don't work for me

[green granite]

@uneven sapphire

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

nightfallcraft - casket of reveries

[oblique belfry]

no kevin btw

[sour rivet]

hes busy treating a car like how you would treat a woman

[rustic ibex]

I see, I tried one with spellbooks don't remember the name, I hated two bosses in particular because you couldn't do damage to them with the spells, they are literally mmo kind bosses with patterns, I just said fuck it

[quiet abyss]

no... i sense i have made a mistake of some kind

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

isn't it the other way around

[uneven sapphire]

The final boss was too easy

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/EVqe.gif

[rustic ibex]

why I got critical damage from that

[uneven sapphire]

Broski barely did anything

[copper vapor]

chronic loneliness

[uneven sapphire]

Then again some weird accessories made my nigh immortal

[rustic ibex]

life

[uneven sapphire]

Just manifest schizophrenia

Then you never be alone

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

[uneven sapphire]

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/mhw-gif-10904642811316432477

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-literally-me-ryan-gosling-sad-thats-the-way-it-is-gif-25952586

[rustic ibex]

fuk discord

[green granite]

MIYABI'S CHAIR

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/why-cry-why-pepe-why-why-pepe-cry-pepe-pepe-cry-gif-5847161834541812219

[rustic ibex]

you digging too deep

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-deep-rock-galactic-gif-25114877

[copper vapor]

fuck outta here

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/bangboo-snif-gif-13319106475743849429

@uneven sapphire no thoughts in that head

[oblique belfry]

❓

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

?

[copper vapor]

peak.

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-black-umamusume-pretty-derby-umamusume-lonely-dancing-dancing-gif-4357941427869333644

[copper vapor]

excellent

[rustic ibex]

maybe pour it above?

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

since when the fuck did i have a network

[quiet abyss]

Eternal Rest is one of my favorite songs from waking the fallen

[oblique belfry]

wait does this mean i could've just carried everything on me

[quiet abyss]

I love the guitar

[oblique belfry]

wtf bro 🥀

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/burnt-peanut-the-burnt-peanut-gif-3855070735231535222

[oblique belfry]

i cant believe this

bro i could've just hauled ass everywhere

no wonder im like "hmm there is no backpack mod"

[uneven sapphire]

I still don’t know why she has o2 tanks

[oblique belfry]

cuz apparently you just have a pocket dimension on you

[rustic ibex]

xianxia smell

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-zzz-bangboo-gif-3247399184044375068

[quiet abyss]

Crackheads when i spill the cocaine

[clear bough]

me when you spill the cocaine

[quiet abyss]

Thats what i said

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/puffer-fish-what-the-heck-gif-24866376

[quiet abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033785083343151197/1099054369506345120/freeze-1.gif

[rustic ibex]

time to sleep Gn

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleep-gif-12073235593935901891

[oblique belfry]

[clear bough]

night

[oblique belfry]

i am now a walking home depot

goodbye base

never to see you again

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

[oblique belfry]

hola

[raven swan]

Yt decided i needed to be punched in the face with nostalgia first thing in the morning

https://youtu.be/-cOU-S37u8g

8yrs ago 😭

ANOTHER ONE

https://youtu.be/hvwt_2P1R3A

It's nostalgia o'clock at yt

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxMQ5_No52hh-8uX0ebTWuVb84mxC3POl

[clear bough]

i had that appeared like 5 times this week

[green granite]

Huh?

[clear bough]

https://youtu.be/A7KbelltKEM?si=nZSonAqEXrjWbFyu ???

[oblique belfry]

its time for me to sleep as well

[verbal lodge]

silver wolf 999 miku collab
WAIT FUCK i'm asleep when it's live

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280147373473005725/1496001386486431856/Video_Project_25.gif?ex=69ea459c&is=69e8f41c&hm=e306648804144d4a055def1468794649e561680affac9fa8af290e97ea95e7d5&

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-solid-snake-not-metal-gear-solid-gif-14480942659066849172

No that is not a scar L

[green granite]

it is an L tho

[cunning bronze]

damn bro crimson desert update 37gb

[outer coral]

I feel this is a very elaborate shitpost commenting on the state of new military rifles and I will not elaborate.

[orchid lynx]

we need a new rifle that will be using a brand new round that the eggheads have designed that will cost 400 dollars per round, can explode on impact and even give you a handy if you're adventurous enough and the rifle must look almost exactly like a m4a1 and when the trials are complete we will not accept any of the rifles

no we will not explain ourselves

oh and the round will never see any civilian market

[little depot]

Good bye gamma

Hello offtopic

[raven swan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/x_smAFGmnfs

I will go hunting eldritch mechanical beasts with my daughter

[uneven sapphire]

Hello

[little depot]

Hi maru

[uneven sapphire]

Is that pfp from the hit hoi4 mod fire arises

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/nerdyomniman/status/2047123570913124665?s=20 @oblique belfry @copper vapor

Nerdy Omni-Man (@nerdyomniman)

https://t.co/s1UwCEjh3v

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 23, 2026, 1:21 AM

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

Eat them

I'm hungry

Didn't eat anything yesterday

Except salad

[teal spade]

https://youtu.be/Rf7ROU2_8UA

[little depot]

Perchance perchance

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/never-ever-post-a-video-again-gif-18373997312741235136

[teal spade]

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

[real aspen]

i love corn

[slim magnet]

want to draw but am on edge

finna just waste hours on daggerfall

[marsh cargo]

i now have a pink ak in div2

[verbal lodge]

Corn

[pastel wave]

this is my latest masterpiece i will replace ai i am taking suggestions

i dont actually know how to go to the home screen of krita

nvm i figured it out

[sour rivet]

can you add 👀

[clear bough]

big meat...

[pastel wave]

yuh

[sour rivet]

This is not what i imaginef and im now terrifed

[pastel wave]

i can give him eyelashes it makes it nicer

[sour rivet]

And a hat

[pastel wave]

sorry for taking so long technical difficulties

[sour rivet]

Maxwellington

[clear bough]

big buff arm

[brittle karma]

chat is this true

[clear bough]

https://tenor.com/view/boomb-cat-boomb-cat-boom-cat-explosion-explosion-gif-gif-17107588862516012936

[sour rivet]

Can we make this the mascot of offtopic

[snow tree]

Make him hold this

[snow tree]

[pastel wave]

he might become my pfp

[sour rivet]

Shed the mortal form that is ketaminekeith

Become maxwellington

[pastel wave]

his name is {adjective/noun}-schmeat

this is gamma schmeat

theres also ultra and mega schmeat

and kitty schmeat

and jorvis schmeat

idk why jorvis isnt webp

[pastel wave]

fine

which limbs

hands or feet

you have 3 seconds or it becomes his eyelashes

[pallid sapphire]

[pastel wave]

alright

image is too low quality it looks like shit

you failed schmeat

SHAME

i gave it an honest attmept surely its not my fault

with my portfolio????

SHAME TO YOU RATFETTIE

[clear bough]

fire

[pastel wave]

now its clear background

[clear bough]

make robert downey jr smirk to the meat instead

dont have to tho lmao

[pastel wave]

wdym

[clear bough]

mask out his smirk to the meat

[pastel wave]

like make him meat?

[clear bough]

well itd just be the smirk

[pastel wave]

ohhhh

HEHEHEHE

i like

[clear bough]

[snow tree]

Where book

[pastel wave]

FUCK

hold on

no i didnt okay

there we go

any other suggestions

[pastel wave]

kreeo where the fuck did you get that image of georgie pig

give it to me

I FOUND IT

mods can we make jorvisgammaschmeat an emoji

[upbeat verge]

no

[chrome ginkgo]

The absolute worst bonus obj in the game is done

had a single pred tank chasing my poor tib truck back to Temple Prime for a solid half the map, it just barely didn't catch up cause it got a little stuck on terrain in one spot

[pastel wave]

now that you all have seen my schmeat i need you spread it everywhere you go

its contractual

im gonna take my serequel and sleep so unless yall have more ideas im heading off to bed

[snow tree]

You could just used xelA pfp grabber

[pastel wave]

thats too much work

idk how to do that

[pastel wave]

word

[snow tree]

//avatar user_name

[pastel wave]

you have bestowed a great evil unto my hands you know that right?

[snow tree]

[green granite]

Kenshington

[pastel wave]

schmeat doesnt do tranq

[zealous depot]

For all my fellow deadlock players

[slim magnet]

wtf do i have to do with ts

[iron pecan]

i think its insane that we actually put a drone on venus

[little depot]

we're going for u next

[slim magnet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/death-puss-in-boots-13--k01KPWQ5NMHG6G6J03VHG5TZ6R4

i just noticed it's a staedtler pencil bro those things are brittle as all shit

looking at it the wrong way and the graphite is shattered into a million pieces

[real aspen]

😭

it's just magic bro

[slim magnet]

i mean it's valid like how in st*lker everything is still abiding by the laws of physics

despite everyone treating shit like it's magic and completely breaking physics

[sick trail]

[slim magnet]

i bleeped the word

[real aspen]

😭 😭

fucking

[slim magnet]

how does it cycle chat

[real aspen]

unbulpuped looking ass

unbulpuped keltek

😭 it ejects upwards

totally something keltek would do

kinda nothingburger episode

filler

[chrome ginkgo]

When you play Outback Hard (and do the bonus obj) you have to take unorthodox methods to survive with all 3 nukes

Yes unorthodox

[little depot]

stop stealing my gifs

[chrome ginkgo]

Do we think this is enough Riflemen and 50 missile squads to hold off the Scrin for a minute and a half at extraction?

Gonna have mutant squads too

[crimson widget]

TEX

[chrome ginkgo]

Liberated all 3 nukes ASAP and immediately triggered the countdown, got 30 seconds before Scrin cutscene plays and then 1:45 where I need to hold out against infinite Scrin attacks

ITS TIME

YEAHHHHH

They took out 70% of my force

[upbeat verge]

ngl I don't have high hopes for the elden ring movie/series or w/e the fk it is

[sick trail]

Wdym your gifs

That's mine

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

Stop stealing my gfs

[sick trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1494047865218011266/a.gif

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1494047865218011266/a.gif

[slim magnet]

https://vxtwitter.com/markiemusicpro/status/1240371094176948224

Markie (@markiemusicpro)

@GetGianni @RageNineteen @KinoFabino This is fucking cursed

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 18, 2020, 8:14 PM

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail

[iron pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1494047865218011266/a.gif

It's my gif now, fleshy ones

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1494047865218011266/a.gif

CRUDOX CRUO

perish

[iron pecan]

MARANX INSPERBUX

[upbeat verge]

MODERN ARTS AND FEAR BOOKS 🗣️ 💯

[iron pecan]

oOOH! Oh.. Just me.

[slim magnet]

i get that the remastered cutscenes were meant to remain faithfully ugly but i so wish they'd canonize long hair caleb

[iron pecan]

i don't like it that they gave him a revolver in the new art

he doesnt have one.....

it bugs me way too much than it should, coudnt they have just drawn him with the flaregun? or the shotgun??

[upbeat verge]

either shotgun or the tommy gun would've been nice

[slim magnet]

not even period accurate but fits caleb's cowboy aesthetic

[upbeat verge]

cuz flaregun doesn't look intimidating I think

[slim magnet]

bro would probably rock a 1911 really

[upbeat verge]

game takes place in late 1800s to early 1900s yes?

[slim magnet]

1920s

[iron pecan]

that would be preety awesome, sadly would probably be legal issues with Atari if they tried to add new guns

[upbeat verge]

"I'm in my 20s dude"
"YEAH 1920s"

[slim magnet]

the one thing that breaks continuity is the aerosol can

like yeah it was patented in the 20s but it wasn't really a thing until around ww2

plausible deniability there's a fucking plasma rifle

the real question is for how much time was caleb buried

was he even really dead

was the "i live again" quip just a quirk chungus moment he had because he was raising from a grave he was buried alive in

[upbeat verge]

wasn't it stated somewhere he is undead

[slim magnet]

it's kinda stated as so in blood 2 but that's ~100 years after the original one

he's undead in the sense that he's immortal by that point

i've always leaned on seeing caleb as a vampire of sorts

especially considering how much blood is inspired by near dark

at least the plot

[pliant chasm]

the marauder in the slayer gate didn't molest me this time

im getting better

[slim magnet]

i can't imagine taking down a marauder without quickswapping like imagine subjecting yourself to traffic light rng to get half of your ssg shot in the guy and repeat like 40 times

only to then miss the extremely short execution window

[upbeat verge]

we love shit enemy design

[slim magnet]

the marauder is fantastic enemy design

putting the ssg next to the ballista in the scroll wheel was intentional as fuck

[upbeat verge]

I usually used the quickswap wheel

[slim magnet]

same thing really it's right there

[upbeat verge]

ye true

[pliant chasm]

i binded the side mouse button to the weapon wheel

taking some getting used to since it was my glory kill spammer

now i just swap weapons and stare

[raven swan]

This shit is hilarious

Other manga artists are using the meme

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/Fgcn5a261P8?si=J00ANdnfOX3UyjCf

[pliant chasm]

[pliant chasm]

bro looks exactly like my friend wtf

[upbeat verge]

deus ex in 2000s has bugs similar to what you would find in a bethesda game somehow its hilarious

[slim magnet]

person discovers game glitches

[upbeat verge]

momo

I know about this

I'm just posting about it here

the scroll wheel pick up glitch is hilarious

[slim magnet]

blood originally shipped with a bug that flipped damage multipliers when loading save games

[upbeat verge]

or the one where somehow pausing the game increases your jump height augment

[slim magnet]

if you saved while playing on extra crispy when you load the save you'll take damage as if you were playing on still kicking

[upbeat verge]

cinema

[upbeat verge]

didn't doom have that

[slim magnet]

no

[upbeat verge]

ah

[slim magnet]

saving in doom was super broken tho because a lot of shit wasn't serialized

not like there's like a level where saving becomes a necessity

[timid hollow]

@copper vapor

[slim magnet]

but honestly modern slaughter maps twisted my perception of a map's length

[little depot]

Goes outside

Immediately starts storming

God I love the weather

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgoX_DnW-Mc

[snow tree]

Mmmmmm serialization

[pliant meteor]

https://www.dexerto.com/halo/halos-scrapped-battle-royale-turned-into-an-extraction-shooter-report-3355580/?fbclid=IwdGRjcARW0OZjbGNrBFbQ3WV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHozSVG0upVW27pnyAmOCpKRQZ7PN-RqO14cH1JqdZOPMph-_ZTLM-Mfh6VVW_aem_k7biH3GCVY5SwQKSI5NxtA

Ditching dogwater for trash

[real aspen]

😭 why does it flow so smoothly

i got a suspicion that nightreight and sote had same animators working

cuz the flow between sote weapons and nightreight weapons is way too good

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/_7LEPe7bqbU?si=CW70VHgL2C67xJjJ

[snow tree]

The best:
-none
The worst:
-all of them

[verbal gate]

a shitzu snuck up on me and nibbled on my jeans, almost punted the little fucker

if you're taking your dog to the mall you have the responsibility of looking after the dumbass

I look to the owner and he's on his phone, almost slapped it outta his hands

[sick trail]

14 minutes Doom

[pliant chasm]

only one i can think of is 007 nightfire
but that's the reverse
the pc port was horrible

[upbeat verge]

same with GTA San andreas

the ps2 in a lot of aspects is better

granted that one was originially designed for ps2

[pliant chasm]

at least the gta san andreas one is the full game

the nightfire one is very different iirc

like a different shittier game

just shares the name

[timid hollow]

Double zimmermann build, i easily rek him first Phase, he ragequits and i dont get rankpoints

[pliant chasm]

i loved nightfire on the ps2

[timid hollow]

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST KURT COBAIN YOURSELF IF YOU LOVE ZIMMERMANNS SO MUCH AND CANT FUCKING LIVE WITH SOMEONE BEING BETTER

SON OF A BITCH

[pliant chasm]

bro why does doom eternal have seperate save files for base and modded game

[timid hollow]

Funfact, zimmermann means carpenter in german

[verbal gate]

I remember getting it for the pc way back and wondering if I got scammed by the CD guy since the baller heat haze effect isn't there after a month of playing it on a local arcade

[pliant chasm]

launcher vanilla game to check something and there is no save

[upbeat verge]

certain grass sprites around the cities also aren't tehre

again tho

[pliant chasm]

and unlocking the fps makes cars shit

[upbeat verge]

thats the opposite of the video i posted

[slim magnet]

it's one of my favorite chillout maps

[pliant chasm]

and if you lock fps it's 24fps iirc

[slim magnet]

i love junkfood slaughter

[upbeat verge]

even tho it should be 30

[pliant chasm]

it's so ass

[upbeat verge]

water physics break too

[pliant chasm]

yea swimming is cancer

[upbeat verge]

:D

[pliant chasm]

that one wuzi mission sucks ass

i was hoping the definitive edition would finally give us good ports but no

the other 2 games aren't much better

[verbal gate]

the one where you gotta swim through the rocks off of the pier of San Fierro?

[upbeat verge]

any port after the original san andreas pc port

[pliant chasm]

4 too but that's more about frames than physics and mechanics

[upbeat verge]

is a downgrade

[pliant chasm]

yea

[upbeat verge]

Now I know you blind man , but you gotta see this 🗣️

[pliant chasm]

seems 5 and the og gta games are the only good pc versions

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6NyJIFHAePjHR1pFxwisqz?si=7mEiJvJvSreG68-dEVyQhg

[pliant chasm]

and the modded one is decrypted and vanilla one is encrypted
so they're not compatible

tardation

[verbal gate]

I think I never got that definitive "GTA Experience" way back since all my games are bootleg lmao, I keep hearing folks talking about cruising down San Fierro with a convertible and one of the radio stations blaring

but I didn't have any radio lmao

[upbeat verge]

xd

[pliant chasm]

i had like 5 different gta san andreas cds
all were modded versions

i remember the dragonball one

[slim magnet]

bruh shit makes the perfect fucking sense ever are you this retarded

[pliant chasm]

i want to use the modded save on base game

since it's just minor tweaks progression should work

[slim magnet]

download a full save file

[pliant chasm]

i want to use mine with my unlocks

[verbal gate]

oh man if I remember correctly the one I got had a mod menu with only one added vehicle, a jeepney

[pliant chasm]

i'll look for something to encrypt the modded one

need to play some gta mods
never did any

[upbeat verge]

gonna ecrypt these nutz on yo chin

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1411131467156684871/1459451108291379311/200_92.gif

[brittle karma]

huge shotty

[upbeat verge]

wtf is this shit

[slim magnet]

i only ever really played long night

[pliant chasm]

[verbal gate]

main mods I used in 5 was just making vehicles actually handle differently and like minor things that make the city look alive

[pliant chasm]

i want to replay 4

but it ran worse on my better pc than on my shitbox

[verbal gate]

the hate of the vehicle handling in 4 is just skill issue mainly lmao

[pliant chasm]

didn't have time to tinker then

agreed

[slim magnet]

wow i fell into the total conversion isn't a mod per se trap that i preach all the time

[pliant chasm]

i really disliked 5's driving

[verbal gate]

city is way too tightly built for you to go 300km/hr

[pliant chasm]

yea

cope out with the franklin ability

[verbal gate]

5 felt like everything is bolted to the floor, even SUVs can take corners like sportscars

the online felt just downright awful to me

[pliant chasm]

i really didn't like 5 that much
it is fun but overall it was meh

and seeing how well it did i think 6 won't be much better

[verbal gate]

at least the handling of the basegame felt like they tried to make some things feel different, Online had an incentive where every vehicle gotta perform a specific way to be viable for missions and shit, and so they made things handle the same

[pliant chasm]

i didn't like the multiple characters
the story was shit i don't remember half of it

and the characters weren't that great

lamar literally carries the first hours

[verbal gate]

betting you dollars to donuts its gonna go a lil bit the same way Cyberpunk did, folks built up this grandiose idea about 6 since "its Rockstar right?", and literally anything that might divert from those expectations would be showered in hate

[pliant chasm]

as some guy said
it felt like a commentary of the online version of the game itself

[upbeat verge]

remember fellas

u dont need therapy

u just need to go to the kebab shop

[pliant chasm]

i think it'll be good overall

but it's so popular now that it can't fail

[pliant chasm]

retards actually buying ps5s just to get this game

[verbal gate]

the day it releases I'm only watching my subscriptions because I just know the front page of Youtube is just gonna be physics tests, graphics comparisons, and generally stupid shit

[slim magnet]

the crowbcat video saying gta 4 is better and showing helicopter waves

[verbal gate]

shit like "my pistol can't penetrate this wall, bad game"

[slim magnet]

saying san andreas is better because there were weapon handling skills

[pliant chasm]

i think it's gonna cash in no matter what

i kinda hate that ngl
since criticism means jack shit

[slim magnet]

bro betting on the 0.1x payout choice

[pliant chasm]

unless it's launch cyberpunk levels of bad i don't see it getting hate

[upbeat verge]

imagine

[pliant chasm]

i still have some hope cause of rdr2

[upbeat verge]

how fire it is

[slim magnet]

i think 5's handling is fun as shit

[upbeat verge]

just to hang out with your bird bros on a wire

[slim magnet]

not at all what 4 was trying to do

also not me saying 4's driving is bad

[verbal gate]

different strokes for different folks I guess

[pliant chasm]

i get it
but i prefer 4

[slim magnet]

it's my favorite because it has commitment to everything

[pliant chasm]

since people bitched about it a lot

[slim magnet]

but 5 has a lot of tricks to pull off to go faster

[pliant chasm]

i prefer weight over speed

[verbal gate]

oh you talking about movement tricks like brake boosting and shit?

I'm a casul mane

[pliant chasm]

i like feeling my car smash down after a jump

[slim magnet]

i mean same but it's like idk comparing gow to dmc

both are hack n slashes but they have really different goals in design

both are great

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[verbal gate]

I kinda get what you're saying, the map in V does tend to incentivize tighter handling and speed

[pliant chasm]

yeah exactly

[slim magnet]

what i am finna pick a side on is if a retard claims 3 or vc had good handling

because that's just ragebait

and i'm biting

[pliant chasm]

i think san andreas was undeniably the best one in the trilogy

[slim magnet]

controls in those 2 are abhorrent

[pliant chasm]

saying otherwise is either ragebait or mental retardation

[slim magnet]

driving cars is THE thing from your game and you get it wrong two times in a row

[pliant chasm]

i can live with vc driving if you were allowed to the move the fucking camera

[verbal gate]

I recently played a mod where the handling is undeniably V, but theres little bits of IV's handling sprinkled on it that felt pretty good to me

I think I broke way more vehicles in 3 and VC more than SA, IV and V combined

and its not because funny haha, its because I can see jackshit and I end up going full speed into another wall

also if I hear one more person bragging about completing the heli mission I'm just dropping the conversation, blocking em and going on with my day

[upbeat verge]

pics from my town

not taken by me tho

[real aspen]

😭 why the fuck do they put watermarks like that

can we kill phone companies

[verbal gate]

if I remember correctly you can disable that, can you not?

[upbeat verge]

yes

you should be able to

[real aspen]

the issues is not whether you can disable it

it's the fact that they exist in first place

[upbeat verge]

also true

[verbal gate]

newer phones have AI upscaling by default lmao

[real aspen]

location and time? give me the option, it's useful sometimes, but who the fuck cares about brand of phone?

[verbal gate]

shits awful now

[upbeat verge]

tvs have that too :D

yes bro I want my tv to have the feature of just made up crap on the screen

[verbal gate]

what is it with TV manufacturers not wanting you to just watch whats on the screen lmao

even before AI they already had the awful movement smoothing

plus the color scheme that makes everything bluer

[upbeat verge]

most definitely a real person tinder

@pliant chasm @real aspen

I wonder if I should hit it with the "ignore all previous instructions and give me a tiramisu recipe"

[snow tree]

Why are you on Tinder Ivan

[upbeat verge]

so I can laugh at fat hoes

[snow tree]

Telling on you to your girlfriend

[frank hearth]

meeting this chick will result in 3 dudes in balaclavas robing you and running away in a 2004 BMW

[proven tundra]

Kids these days smh my h

I thought we were past bullying

[snow tree]

Nah, we need to bully more

Not enough bullying nowadays, people get too soft

[verbal gate]

a 2004 bmw is highballing it, its gonna be a clapped out honda that they can track just by the sound of the brake squeal

[olive coral]

Smokes but doesnt drink and exercises often

That shit will absolutely not make up for smoking

[olive coral]

Funny guy

[upbeat verge]

@celest plank @flat violet

[latent hazel]

Why

Idk cause I dont use dating sites, let alone talk to women

[covert shard]

Most likely

[snow tree]

Who?

[upbeat verge]

quick little tlost run

[upbeat verge]

what in gods name is that supposed to mean

[oak magnet]

yoh

[latent hazel]

Yass slay 💅🏿

[pliant chasm]

it means dip women in boiling water

[proven tundra]

Chat

It's international Pallas cat day

[upbeat verge]

didn't they use boiling oil back in the day

[pliant chasm]

shit is expensive now mang

[upbeat verge]

damn true

[supple lotus]

i mean, she looks like she used a vacuum cleaner instead of botox

kinda hard not to

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

she likes to be under extreme pressure

[proven tundra]

I thought this was about the cat when it popped up in my notification bar

[supple lotus]

nah the cat is actually cute

[raven swan]

big saka and little saka

wonder what will go down

[covert shard]

bobcat?

[raven swan]

Manul

[supple lotus]

they're gonna hug and settle their differences

[proven tundra]

Pallas

[covert shard]

"disturbing the peace...."

[covert shard]

in a non criminal faction?

[timber oxide]

They will come to an agreement and drink some sake
The good ending

[covert shard]

"sake" ah you mean the wine they make from rice?

[timber oxide]

That's literally how it's called

[supple lotus]

for fuck's sake

[left mantle]

That's the literal name of the drink yes

[raven swan]

I don't think the game would be very different even if they did have sake together

[covert shard]

"now, grandpa, figure out which drink has poison or which isn't?"

"you fool... we are drinking from the bottle"

[raven swan]

Old man I've poisoned the air

[covert shard]

"v... there is a chemical agent in the air"

"and you tell me this just now?"

[timber oxide]

Find the agent and kill them

[covert shard]

he goes by the alias... "mustard."

[raven swan]

I picked up the arasaka knife and katana combo

[timber oxide]

Yummy mustard

[raven swan]

I want to say I'm slicing these fools

But on the hardest difficulty

I'm kinda getting my ass beat

[timber oxide]

Skill issue

[raven swan]

Yeah well I'm tired as shit

[timber oxide]

Minecraft buried treasure be like

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

[covert shard]

"hmm, tasty mustard! my skin feels funny"

[covert shard]

have you tried the sand?

[rustic ibex]

Gm

why there is rat numbers?

[upbeat verge]

Why not

[rustic ibex]

fair enough

[proven tundra]

[rustic ibex]

he always there, waiting for you to drop the cheese

[proven tundra]

[rustic ibex]

lol

[real aspen]

😭

[rustic ibex]

I thought it broke

[real aspen]

This lady barely half my height just stepped onto the bus like she owns it

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

It's the rage

[rustic ibex]

push her up with one hand to eye level to assert dominance

[left mantle]

It's got less square footage so it's more concentrated

[covert shard]

the babuska is angry today, beware

[upbeat verge]

I MISS THE RAGE

https://youtu.be/AC979eEzzUE?si=X2hPG2g9cToskroB
@proven tundra @pliant chasm

[real aspen]

I don't wanna die this early

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/sanjay-chat-tamil-chat-star-chat-star-tamil-chat-startamilchat-gif-8936003231549183977

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dog-scared-driving-speed-gif-17175923473683955109

[covert shard]

your thoughts about this?

[left mantle]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmx1NzNwOHphcnNlNTdrN2c1bDR0djNwdTgxYzZnYzh2M3dqMnNzdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/c9DIyOWSbMH17blGuE/giphy.gif

[covert shard]

holy shit, summoning ancient curses now?

what's next? gonna recite king von back to back?

[rustic ibex]

she is poisonous ?

[upbeat verge]

I can

[covert shard]

spit a verse like notorious big?

shoot your shot like tupac did?

[rustic ibex]

bloater treatment then... KICK HER!

[covert shard]

her street name....? "betty, the lead dispenser"