╟❓general-offtopic

[pliant chasm]

apparently

[upbeat verge]

allegedly

[tiny notch]

ive seen no gameplay just the girl holding her drawings

[upbeat verge]

dad simulator

[pliant chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha3PktcY5yA

take me back dawg

the goat

[upbeat verge]

instead of investing in bitcoin I was watching minecraft vs IRL minecraft

[pliant chasm]

so true

[upbeat verge]

best part is theyre all good songs

[tiny notch]

i saw someone say Unity was "classical phonk"

[pliant chasm]

i disagree with the top 5 placement

[upbeat verge]

wait is it a tier list?

or just numbering it

[pliant chasm]

i thought so since it's numbered

but top 2 save it

[upbeat verge]

4 and 3 are goated

[pliant chasm]

3 lowk ahh

i don't like it

[chrome ginkgo]

Okay bad news, I don't think i'm surviving this one

[buoyant mural]

You seem fine

just a bit of zombie bites there and there

[chrome ginkgo]

I died doing what I loved

Surrounded by women

[buoyant mural]

I play with infection off with full sprinters

Being bitten to the hand suuucks hard

[chrome ginkgo]

ngl the head bite is worse

You can amputate a hand and suffer the consequences

Can't amputate a head

[oak magnet]

i love too good to go

bag of bread and some cookies from subway for £2

gotta start making sandwiches that id actually like eating

[ashen iris]

This reminds me of health system in Operator
Shit's barebones, but you can put a tourniquet on your head.
Yes it ends exactly how you imagine

[chrome ginkgo]

I got two bags of gas station baked goods with it the other day

[chrome ginkgo]

I've seen someone do that before in that game....

[ashen iris]

I was shot so bad I was basically dying so I just said "So long fellas" put a tourniquet on my head and collapsed

[chrome ginkgo]

$4 for like $15 worth of cookies, donuts, chocolate croissants, it was pretty cash.

[chrome ginkgo]

Guy survived getting shot in the neck and was bleeding really badly so someone chimed in "Put a tourniquet on it"

[ashen iris]

PFFFFFFT

[chrome ginkgo]

The rest is as they say, history.

[uneven sapphire]

Anyone knows?

[ashen iris]

You even get an achievement for it, but if you don't want to forfeit the game for it, you can just put the tourniquet on in the lobby where you are basically immortal

[upbeat verge]

breaaadddd

[green granite]

Why is Germany Poland 😭

What Bob Kurwa is this

[latent hazel]

its a good concept

no reason to not use it or make it universal

everyone wins

[torn solar]

WHAT IS GAME?

[uneven sapphire]

What 😭

[green granite]

Actually

Wth is that map

Why does it look like it was drawn and annotated by a Brit

[ashen iris]

Operator, as I said before

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/PkhCNx-8Qos?si=VAzABGVJFkH-O2Jl

crazy how metal dooms ost sounds even on midi

[torn solar]

Thanks 🙂

[latent hazel]

...what?

[sick trail]

Crazy - epithet
How metal - epithet
DOOM's OST - videogame original soundtrack
Sounds - verb
Even on - accentuation
MIDI - audio format

Hope that helps

[upbeat verge]

HAHAHAHA

dry with the linguistics class over here

[green granite]

Awful

[uneven sapphire]

There’s actually a break in the border so they can

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail

this game reeks of a quake clone

it's so interesting the way those old FPS games looked

[pliant chasm]

you played amid evil ?

[upbeat verge]

no

that one is new

[pliant chasm]

yea

but still good

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

ooooh

[pliant chasm]

yummers

are you playing solitaire

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge drip or drown?

[upbeat verge]

????

what

[pliant chasm]

background

[upbeat verge]

thats a box.

[blazing jackal]

Green box

[upbeat verge]

serious sam before serious sam

[blazing jackal]

Hows life?

[upbeat verge]

good

[pliant chasm]

it's funny how the doom 3 main theme fits so perfectly in eternal or 2016

but it's in the "horror" game

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

one of the games of all time

[upbeat verge]

so many quirky fps games

I mean there were other genres but from 1993 with doom up until 1998 it was mainly fps games

[real aspen]

hot crustacean on crustacean action

[pliant chasm]

@timid hollow

[pliant chasm]

rpgs and fps games were THE games

[upbeat verge]

and maybe some top down or niche racing

fps , fps as far as the eye can see

peak tho

[pliant chasm]

for pc at least
arcade games were also popping

[upbeat verge]

its all downhill ever since

for consoles you had games from japanese companies

I know contra as an arcade game

[pliant chasm]

iirc it was a console game

[upbeat verge]

too , too

[pliant chasm]

nvm

it was an arcade game

[upbeat verge]

[hexed stag]

are you on a cake diet now?

[pliant chasm]

remember going to the arcades to play king of fighters and metal slug

[cunning reef]

Bro cant have a little treat

[hexed stag]

did you see the Tiramisu cake the mans devoured?

[upbeat verge]

god forbid a mf have desert

[upbeat verge]

LISTEN MAN

[hexed stag]

gg man

[upbeat verge]

that's an exception

its tiramisu

[uneven sapphire]

This is so fire

[upbeat verge]

[upbeat verge]

its ahh brownie desert

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/2Ckby16JuW.gif

mfw just lost 3 million runes

[upbeat verge]

there was one shooter dad told me about

WIll Rock its called

apparently serious sam but in greece

[wet estuary]

The enclave wins once again

[pliant chasm]

imagine being this bad
you go downvote the game because it was changed in the beta branch

and it's early access

holy loser

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

https://tenor.com/view/zhukov-gif-20082782

[pliant chasm]

[thick plover]

500 cigarettes

[sick trail]

I think it's a pretty interesting one

[upbeat verge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rock

there it is

[real aspen]

that's a weird cat

[upbeat verge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrome_(video_game)

THIS ONE
@sick trail @pliant chasm

i played this as a kid

had no clue wtf was going on

but the game looked so cool

that one is unfortunately lost to time

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[uneven sapphire]

[clear bough]

[teal spade]

@proven tundra YOU BITCH

[proven tundra]

Lmfao

Delayed reaction much

[teal spade]

I just woke up and remembered Laffetie made me polish, so I wanted to look up if alt me is still alive

[proven tundra]

He made you polish? Dang

A fate worse than getting shot in the back

[teal spade]

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/strv-stridsvagn-11

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tank-bridge-crossing-P8XNUbh3Wuwa4

[red jackal]

best russian main after t72

[real aspen]

a bit windy out innit

[nocturne aurora]

BT Series only tank that coud be driven without tracks like a car

[red jackal]

Ik

I used to nerd over tanks lamo

[proven tundra]

[red jackal]

Yeah because it was sold by a guy from the US for use as a tractor

Soviet thought it made a great light tank

[nocturne aurora]

it was untill your ass woud be shot at by an PAK than you woud get A. AC or B. an burning Tank with you inside

but power by Volume of Fire or Mass

[blazing jackal]

nah BT light tanks line is straight up better than anyone except germans after pz 2 and americans after stuart, so its not that bad

immense losses due to early war soviets skill issue giving it a bad rep

[nocturne aurora]

but i love the DP-T MG

Red Corcestra 2 was iirc the only or one of the rare exaples of game that showed you in detrail the inside of the Tank

[blazing jackal]

dinner plate mg

so you didnt see another dinner on a recieving end

[nocturne aurora]

DP-T MG had an even bigger Drum ontop of it but in an tank you had enought room for ammo or Drums

but loading them was gruelsome work like the PPSH-41 ones

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/V0ajSB_Ke5I?si=zP1ZP2_s46NBLUw3

this shit hilarious

@sick trail

[left mantle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[blazing jackal]

water is wet

[upbeat verge]

[upbeat verge]

water found in ocean

[blazing jackal]

beast is a scumbag

[arctic flicker]

mr beast sacrifice small children for more feastables and money

[sick trail]

Would be hilarious if @naive arrow got you

[upbeat verge]

I was thinking about it

[timber oxide]

Would make it the best day this year

[upbeat verge]

bruh

[cunning reef]

good morning

https://klipy.com/gifs/devil-may-cry-dmc-16

[quiet yew]

water isn't wet btw

It makes things wet

[clear bough]

water made me wet

[blazing jackal]

wet puns here we go

[clear bough]

morning

a

[thick plover]

I almost forgot this server has steamhappy

best emoji ever

[proven tundra]

[cunning reef]

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-steam-happy-steamhappy-steam-funny-gif-3051835105049511162

[rustic ibex]

wait is that a cockroach?

[clear bough]

no thats steamhappy

[proven tundra]

No it's a steam happy

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[proven tundra]

[rustic ibex]

just saw a cockroach steam happy in my room

[proven tundra]

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-18865199

[pliant chasm]

ofc the annoying sorceress bitch found the cure to cancer

[proven tundra]

IRL?

[pliant chasm]

no

witcher

[proven tundra]

Oh

[rustic ibex]

me thinking about a Karen

[pliant chasm]

funny how she ended up with lambert
2 pricks together

[clear bough]

somehow that reminded me of this https://youtube.com/shorts/KOM-cJTN7GE

[blazing jackal]

hes more fond of tsar cock and r/philosophy

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/dick-penis-hard-fuck-fucking-funny-as-hell-gif-20941336

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-no-wesker-no-no-albert-wesker-resident-evil-dead-by-daylight-gif-26437163

[blazing maple]

I WIN

[proven tundra]

AUSTRALIA NUMBER 1

[left mantle]

AN RKO FROM DOWN UNDER

[marsh cargo]

Trash weapon
Also car backpack

[blazing maple]

that's a shiba inu

now THAT'S a car

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

Dogo and car

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/gRqoXy-0d84?si=SLlMv22v342IV6Nf

the type of content I pay internet for

[clear bough]

car

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/wZe3Hn19LJc?si=WlPQ-r--qNA6vjw0 @sick trail

mmm yes yes

[tiny notch]

i suck at painting

[clear bough]

i fucking hate this wifi
cant do shit

[upbeat verge]

he looks rusted

[tiny notch]

its meant to

[clear bough]

woah

[hexed stag]

Like when a woman posts a selfie with "I look ugly"

[quiet abyss]

Me when bad Halloween costume

[upbeat verge]

in that case its fine

is that from warhammer

[tiny notch]

yea

necron

[upbeat verge]

virgin

[tiny notch]

whoda thunk

[quiet abyss]

I thought necrodermis doesnt rust?

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[upbeat verge]

idk the gangs

[tiny notch]

i like how it looks

[upbeat verge]

do they have crips?

[quiet abyss]

It was cooler when we had weapons made of it

I miss that shit

Nightbringer had a cool concept

Natives of Pavonis made weapons from a hill of living metal, which was powered by a shard of the ctan named nightbringer (bringer of darkness)

Pretty neato

[tiny notch]

i wanan get the night bringer

[quiet abyss]

But then it was never explored again

Which is lame

[tiny notch]

ideal necron army

[quiet abyss]

Once the shard was taken, the weapons decayed

And became useless

[blazing maple]

oh boy I hope my vintage story starting location looks nice and NOT evil

[tiny notch]

three hundred rifts

10000 block radius of apocolyptic

[quiet abyss]

I want a space marine power sword made of necrodermis

Would be cool

[quiet abyss]

Or i want another pasanius situation

A prosthetic made of it

[upbeat verge]

@blazing maple alo ❤️

[quiet abyss]

Like parrying a chainsword with your hand is sick as fuck

Cant do that without the necrodermis hand

Or you lose the hand

Also why didnt ferrus manus just block fulgrims decapitating blow with his hands, is he stupid?

Nearly indestructible hands, and he didnt just block it

[upbeat verge]

shoutout to this absolutely goated channel btw

[tiny notch]

is he still uplaoding

ive not heard anything for years

[upbeat verge]

yes

[real aspen]

tech connections alt account

the video where they both appeared at once was fabricated

do not believe their lies

[covert shard]

you play lol?

[upbeat verge]

[covert shard]

oh no

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/VyZiIuMufTA?si=fi16Qdqn2_yYUqC-
@
@real aspen @tiny notch @quiet abyss

[tiny notch]

holy shit pink panther

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

ive not seen this mf in years

[upbeat verge]

art guy was cooking

[covert shard]

you are casting ancient runes now?

[quiet abyss]

No one cared for my shitty iron hands primarch joke

Smh

I mean why couldnt he realistically block the blow with his arms

[covert shard]

where the fuck did you see this and thought:" let me hit them with nostalgia for a moment"

[quiet abyss]

[real aspen]

because you're lame and we hate you

<3

[upbeat verge]

hahahahaha

[quiet abyss]

Shut it fatty

[upbeat verge]

hes not fat

[covert shard]

key word, nearly

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

sab is deaf

but like

in a weird way

[covert shard]

tone deaf?

[real aspen]

@little depot

[quiet abyss]

Fulgrim wouldnt have been able to destroy necrodermis, damage it maybe

[real aspen]

smh

ban azu for hacks

[quiet abyss]

No

Deaf

[covert shard]

he did manicure that day

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

hes explained it many times

we're not going through it again

either you know or u dont

[quiet abyss]

Hes like 60% deaf, to simplify

[upbeat verge]

yes

[covert shard]

oh, he has tittunus?

the one thing that makes a random screech on your ear once everything is silent

[upbeat verge]

no

dude

being able to open my eustachian tubes on demand is so fucking cool
@covert shard @quiet abyss @real aspen @tiny notch

[thick plover]

Hugeeeeeee

[blazing maple]

The roman legion finding out one of their generals has been captured by barbarians:

[upbeat verge]

@proven tundra did u make the ragequit bot scam meme thing?

[blazing maple]

tft pretty much only

[blazing maple]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDoybuta4AAB2e1.mp4

[covert shard]

?

what is that?

your ear canals?

[upbeat verge]

yes

the crackle

[covert shard]

oooh, i can do that too i think

you just need to swallow to pop them

[upbeat verge]

yes

or yawn

[covert shard]

why not tf2?

[upbeat verge]

I learned I was able to do it on demand , very difficult but I can

without yawning or doing anything

[covert shard]

force thy mind

[rare viper]

For fans of Skyrim

[covert shard]

don't tell me that it is for space station 14... or project zomboid

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/yCg5MqQ_Rko?si=-7H3GHd-GmYr6nW4

[proven tundra]

No, unfortunately I'm not creative enough for that

[upbeat verge]

shame

[covert shard]

can you print "hello world" on java tho?

[proven tundra]

possibly

I taught myself html when I was on paternity leave so I can probably teach myself basic java

[covert shard]

i will give you a smeck of cheese and water if you do it.

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831561280333545482/1496498873445777478/image.png?ex=69ea1aaf&is=69e8c92f&hm=6df1a27d735432dda4982d8b4015d5882e8796d444d858ba9ddabbbcdc993f0c&

why are cs players dumb

[upbeat verge]

they opened a case after that

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-sapphire-ohnepixel-sapphire-ohnepixel-bfk-ohnepixel-hype-gif-9556190375213708335

[left mantle]

They almost didn't turn it around

[upbeat verge]

fellas

do u prefer GoG or steam?

[proven tundra]

steam

[upbeat verge]

I know most will say steam

but there might be a few oddballs

[proven tundra]

The dirt hut, day 2

[left mantle]

The problem is I like gog and steam for separate reasons

[upbeat verge]

he made it

[left mantle]

I like gog as a storefront, but I vastly enjoy steam as a platform more

[clear bough]

and prceeds to jump off

[proven tundra]

drm free stuff is great
steam is just better overall vs galaxy

[clear bough]

i like steam cause of discounts

[tiny notch]

i dont think this bloods the best

[left mantle]

Pretty much what it is

[upbeat verge]

Gog has them too

[clear bough]

some steam games also comes with the free drm versions

[clear bough]

not region prices tho right

[upbeat verge]

idk about that

[clear bough]

i also cant use paypal

cause bank is dumb

and not allow me to transfer money over

[upbeat verge]

what I can't browse the store now

ggs

[covert shard]

have you tried reloading a save?

[upbeat verge]

[proven tundra]

bear thinks he's a person

[upbeat verge]

oh ye pages don't load at all

ggs

[upbeat verge]

might be something to do with firefox

on edge it's fine

[clear bough]

skill issue tbh

[upbeat verge]

I'm sure it is

[pliant chasm]

damn secondary quest got me thinking more than the main ones

[clear bough]

delete cookies idk

ill try singing in and see if price changes

err, currency

[upbeat verge]

xd

[blazing maple]

foggy wetlands for all eternity

[upbeat verge]

fixedf

[pliant meteor]

https://youtu.be/H-43VeYGiPM?si=C11QnJy26wdDd_hJ

Beep beep

[cunning bronze]

https://x.com/assassinscreed/status/2046946082718908557?s=20 lmao

Assassin's Creed (@assassinscreed)

@bigextradip Hey! This is footage from an old internal version of the game.

It’s unfortunate it got out, but the good news is you only have to wait one more day for the official reveal 📷

X · Apr 22, 2026, 1:35 PM

[upbeat verge]

I forget sometimes how buggy and straight up broken websites can become because of cookie crap

[clear bough]

well

[pliant chasm]

any witcher lore expert here

[upbeat verge]

no

https://tenor.com/view/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll-world-if-gif-14071235670792471304

the world if steam had htis

[quiet abyss]

Oh yeah nah i can do that

[clear bough]

ill delete if this isnt allowed, but do you think buying a game from steam and then downloading a pirated version for safe keeping is okay

[upbeat verge]

without yawning or swallowing?

[quiet abyss]

Ye

Just kinda works

Not sure how it works, but you just kinda flex your ear if that makes sense

[upbeat verge]

yeah and u get that crackle

[quiet abyss]

Yeah

[upbeat verge]

that can unclogs ears and normalizes pressure

[quiet abyss]

I know what you mean

[upbeat verge]

best part

apparently its audible

its not in your head

[quiet abyss]

Yeah thats why when you yawn sometimes you can suddenly hear super clear

[upbeat verge]

yes because your body automatically does it

[quiet abyss]

Yeah, but i dont need to

I can do it

[upbeat verge]

need to what

[quiet abyss]

Yawning for the body to do it

[upbeat verge]

ah

[quiet abyss]

I can do it on command

We can open the funny tube

[little depot]

is I was there

[verbal gate]

yall can't manually move the funny tube cover?

[quiet abyss]

Not everyone can open the ear toob

[upbeat verge]

apparently not everyone can yeah

[verbal gate]

next you're gonna tell me not everyone can just close their mouths while yawning to get more liquid in their eyes

[upbeat verge]

? the fk is that one about

[quiet abyss]

I can do that, but why would you

I can essentially force tears instantly

[verbal gate]

yknow how when you yawn, you get teary eyed? if you close your mouth while its happening you can get more mileage outta that

[quiet abyss]

I can also bend the furthest joint of my fingers without moving the other parts

Or whatever

Not all people can do that

[upbeat verge]

mf said more milage

like I would want to intentionally make my eyes watery

[verbal gate]

you get more tears per yawn dawg

[quiet abyss]

Not very useful

[verbal gate]

I'm a dry eyed bastard so every bit helps

[tiny notch]

"yeah lets build on an active volcano"

[quiet abyss]

https://klipy.com/gifs/luna-hawow-awa

[verbal gate]

lmao

[quiet abyss]

Bro just cant see

[verbal gate]

speaking of volcanoes, a monitoring system of the Mayon Volcano got taken down by a dude ripping the wires to probably sell the copper

fucked up but funny

[quiet abyss]

Hold back the day

[quiet abyss]

Its peam

[verbal gate]

I'm also pretty sure that half of the cables they got were just network cables with very little copper in em lmao

[quiet abyss]

It depends what kind of network cable

Fiber? Fuck all, just glass shards

Ethernet? Those are just cooper

So it wouldnt be horrible if it was ethernet

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-flex-tape-secret-tape-jon-tron-gif-14074800

[covert shard]

i have some dry ass lips

[verbal gate]

the upper or lower one?

[covert shard]

lower.

shit's soo dry, my lips bleed

[verbal gate]

I was gonna recommend chapstick for the upper one, dunno what folks put in the lower one

[quiet abyss]

The ever formidable lip balm

Still works on bottom wtf?

Its not like its drastically different

[verbal gate]

oh boy I made a mistake

[quiet abyss]

[verbal gate]

yeah lipbalm works

[quiet abyss]

Yeah, dumb stinky idiot

Surely

[verbal gate]

I was referring to lips far lower than that

[quiet abyss]

Oh wtf

Who in the mcfuck assumes that

[covert shard]

???

[quiet abyss]

A grave error on mayonnaise’s part

[verbal gate]

I was making a joke but you just straight went for lower, didn't know how to respond to that

[quiet abyss]

Poor phrasing strikes again

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-of-doom-slap-thragg-mark-invincible-invincible-gif-14610670910989423168

[covert shard]

"far lip" what is that?

[pliant chasm]

puh

[quiet abyss]

Sir.

Think back to your sex ed class if you had one (seems like those dont exist lmao)

I mean i say that even tho we never had a good class for that

We never talked about female anatomy almost at all btw, program was stuck in the 70s or smth

[clear bough]

i never had sex ed

[quiet abyss]

Not really any better

[clear bough]

or we mightve and i just skipped idk

tho i had like almost perfect attendance

[pliant chasm]

it's easy

put the penar in the puh

[quiet abyss]

If this link gets flagged by automod again imma kill bogdan

GRAAHHHHH

[clear bough]

start digging in your butt

[quiet abyss]

@thick plover IM KILLING YOU

[pliant chasm]

that's after

[quiet abyss]

[clear bough]

well actually
we probably had a couple in campus

i probably just slept through it tho

[covert shard]

I... Didn't?

A

OH

Now I get it!

[quiet abyss]

https://youtu.be/mOMykgR4sAg?si=y9Li9FqMZLG7Cngk

Gotta use fucking youtube

Ffs

[clear bough]

bro i genuinely hate this fucking wifi

i cant even watch youtube

[clear bough]

what link were you sending before

[upbeat verge]

do you guys floss?

[quiet abyss]

That song on spotify

[clear bough]

no

[quiet abyss]

Its flagged idk why

[clear bough]

like the fortnite dance?

[clear bough]

ah

[upbeat verge]

your teeth

[quiet abyss]

Monster. The drink. Type shit

[verbal gate]

I put toothpaste on my floss to ensure that I coat every inch in it

[quiet abyss]

[clear bough]

im a retard

i genuinely thought the fortnite dance

[upbeat verge]

[thick plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278041913827528704.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=JokergeNo

[upbeat verge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/S8lmFYrIeAE?si=8UAHQbjn_3zRSzyW

REMOVE YOURSELF
@clear bough

[quiet abyss]

Too bad

[clear bough]

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo @teal spade @green granite @zealous depot @rocky turtle

Pull an ivan

Ping half the server

[teal spade]

explaining the joke ruins it

[covert shard]

@quiet abyss apparently I am a tad bit slow in the cognito department

[quiet abyss]

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[covert shard]

Like: during a hangout sessions with my mates in a nearby MC donalds

[quiet abyss]

MC Donalds sounds like a shitty 90s rapper

[thick plover]

@halftheserver

it didnt work

you lie

[upbeat verge]

radio 1 rock in bulgaria is playing seven nation army

[covert shard]

I told them I had a tinder profile and one of them decides to see if I knew a certain "hidden intuendo"

[quiet abyss]

“Give a warm welcome to MC Don, to play the best music!”

And then its just circus music and shit

[quiet abyss]

Innuendo

[upbeat verge]

find radio libya

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[upbeat verge]

its legit some arabic bombing song

wtf

ah no it might be prayer music

[quiet abyss]

Shit goes hard if you dont understand it

[upbeat verge]

shit is the bomb u say?

[quiet abyss]

Prolly talm bout chopping heads off or smth

[pliant chasm]

chopping your head off

[quiet abyss]

Shit is in fact, the bomb, just like toyota hilux

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

[upbeat verge]

[quiet abyss]

I had it first retard

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G6iXL02aoAAyFer.gif

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm they got radio Jit fm
@quiet abyss @thick plover @covert shard

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/close-up-dont-care-idc-who-cares-gif-14101294

[quiet abyss]

Jil

[upbeat verge]

yes

thats the joke alto

[pliant chasm]

it's jil dumbass

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1473950232940384388/2R58OHC.gif

[pliant chasm]

generation

[upbeat verge]

OMGGGG

[proven tundra]

Go away
You're not welcome here

[pliant chasm]

shit joke

[clear bough]

[thick plover]

check your pockets

[upbeat verge]

bro

[thick plover]

[upbeat verge]

why is it all french

youyou explain yourself

[quiet abyss]

White people in the 50s

[pliant chasm]

why you speak russian

[quiet abyss]

If theres a torah i swear

[upbeat verge]

touche

@real aspen

didn't know croatia has a house/rave radio

fucking zara music

[quiet abyss]

Mutant radio?

[upbeat verge]

man i'm in tears

[proven tundra]

1. Sab doesn't live in croatia

[upbeat verge]

what are these radios

[quiet abyss]

Croatia = mutant confirmed

[proven tundra]

2. Tbilisi isn't in Croatia

[upbeat verge]

georgia my bad

not croatia

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

wow

worse than an american

wtf

[quiet abyss]

Ivan, your density rivals osmium

[upbeat verge]

russia has 340 stations

lord jesus

ok russians know ball

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@upbeat verge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

didn't ping him

kms

[rustic ibex]

ban

[upbeat verge]

for u

[rustic ibex]

why?

[proven tundra]

ban everyone in this channel tbh

[rustic ibex]

people is this server are too fragile, not gonna lie

[proven tundra]

[verbal gate]

huh?

[upbeat verge]

these have to be meme stations

[verbal gate]

!barn

[solid sundial]

Please format your barn like so: "!barn [@​user] [time in numbers] [days/months/seconds etc.]"

[rustic ibex]

I got a "you keep sending that gif, 4th already" like wtf bro

[tiny notch]

dawg

[upbeat verge]

OK WHAT

[tiny notch]

was abt to settle here

dragons

alright bro

[rustic ibex]

what mod is that?

[tiny notch]

rlcraft

i mean vnailla 1.27

[rustic ibex]

I see looked familiar

[proven tundra]

what the heck is that

[tiny notch]

sea serpant

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

its a bone eel from blood

[copper vapor]

some guy complained on twitter that capcom "censored" diana in pragmata
capcom blocked him

should call the cops on him too

bro wants to be able to see a child's panties

[tiny notch]

diana mildly concerns me but thats likely due to all the shit ive seen said about her on the internet

[rustic ibex]

siding with capcom in this one, get him behind bars

[tiny notch]

[verbal gate]

capcom not clear either, they had that 😭 Diana emote

[rustic ibex]

dad's simulator, kojima creating monsters

[proven tundra]

ye nah capcom putting a child in a game isn't sus
the internet is just fucked

[tiny notch]

"she charges through her feet" is a certified kojima moment

[proven tundra]

same bro

[verbal gate]

I'm not talking about that, theres a certain connotations with the 😭 emote when talking about young looking characters that sicken me to even talk about

[rustic ibex]

made me remember to finish death stranding and start the second one

[verbal gate]

therefore I'm stopping talking about it, I don't wanna be a "crusader"

[copper vapor]

let's just agree that a grown man wanting to look at a pixel child's panties is disgusting

[proven tundra]

no idea what connotation you're talking about and frankly I don't want to know tbh

[rustic ibex]

same

[pliant chasm]

insane to say capcom W

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[little depot]

isnt the tripple t dead

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43VeYGiPM

[proven tundra]

COPPER RAHHHHH

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm why do you have like 7 radio stations

[pliant chasm]

bro asking me like im hosting them

[oblique belfry]

coyote looks like a fortnite skin

with the shading

[proven tundra]

Ivan is asking why you own 7 radio stations bro

mfw famous media mogul youyou is shitposting on discord with us

[pliant chasm]

propaganda

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

rest of the gang is there too

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

ordered happy meal

life is good

[hexed stag]

The Madirex alt has been banned 🥳 🎉

[verbal gate]

just made the most bootleg mapo tofu on the planet, still pretty good

[halcyon fossil]

oh fuck my soup was laced

[verbal gate]

instead of doenjang I used ssamjang, no xiaoxing wine so skipped it, no greens no nothing

[copper vapor]

cruelty squad mod for vs?

[upbeat verge]

by the 9 I'm tweakin

[halcyon fossil]

1.22 added psilocybin mushrooms

[little depot]

Hi clamp

[halcyon fossil]

hi azu

[little depot]

how it soup

[halcyon fossil]

it soupy

[pliant chasm]

i know that name

[little depot]

laced soup

mmmmm

[copper vapor]

sounds familiar to me as well

[pliant chasm]

[pliant chasm]

guy who hated ultrakill cause it wasn't doom eternal

saw a mod with femboy link

doens't even say what it does
not gonna click that

[sour rivet]

he also refused to use anything other than the revolver in ultrakill

which sparked a whole challenge

mayo%

[pliant chasm]

albino also did that out of spite

it was funny

backseaters kept talking about switching weapons

[sour rivet]

because its part of the gameplay loop?

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

alriight

TIME FOR MORE BLOOD

[marsh cargo]

@green granite

[oblique belfry]

backseating someone going "why are you not switching weapons." "why are you not using coins" "use coin and railgun"

to a FIRST TIME player

is NOT fun

[pliant chasm]

yea but they kept spamming

[sour rivet]

then ignore chat??

[oblique belfry]

how can he do that as a streamer

even donos say it

[pliant chasm]

nah it was funnier with revolver only

[sour rivet]

ive seen lots of people do it

[pliant chasm]

he p ranked shit too

[oblique belfry]

ye

he became so spiteful that he did slab revolver only

[sour rivet]

kinda petty tbh

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjtOF6w4V6A&t=2s

even made a whole ass vid about it

[pliant chasm]

it was entertaining

[proven tundra]

I like the new trader outposts they have now instead of wagons

[pliant chasm]

it was also cause people kept telling him to play the game for a long time

[oblique belfry]

ye

he even moved the sub goal multiple times just to avoid the game

[copper vapor]

you're being awfully judgmental

[oblique belfry]

but people kept subbing

so he just gave in

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1494940057881149470/soppo.gif

hello chat

[pliant chasm]

speaking of slab revolver

i remember finding it after it was nerfed

[oblique belfry]

"how about this ? let people play the game" is the realest sentence for this community

[pliant chasm]

congrats to ultrakill for joining obnoxious fans before the game fully releases

[copper vapor]

as if that's hard to do

[oblique belfry]

they are specially abled compared to some

[little depot]

Doom "fans" are way more annoying but y'all aren't ready for that convo yet

[tiny notch]

to unpopular demand i am back

[oblique belfry]

there isnt that many doom tech to cope about

game already shows you most of em

[little depot]

Leave

[oblique belfry]

via guides / tips

[copper vapor]

there's 2 layers of annoying doom fans

[pliant chasm]

not really

[little depot]

He isn't ready

[halcyon fossil]

as an ultrakill fan i can confidently say the ultrakill fandom is one of the worst

[sour rivet]

this was said in response to someone saying sentries should do 100 damage

[copper vapor]

brutal doom fans and brutal doom haters (they're part of the same layer - horseshoe theory)
doom eternal fans when you dare to say doom 2016 is better

[pliant chasm]

you only say that cause you are part of said obnoxious communities

[oblique belfry]

still could be said for so many things the community yaps about

[upbeat verge]

not all doom fans

[latent hazel]

doom 2016 100% wasnt better bro

[oblique belfry]

for me they are 2 different playstyles

[little depot]

That's why I added quotation marks

[latent hazel]

doom 2016 ends when you get the siege mode

[oblique belfry]

but like i've said before i cannot go back to 2016 after playing eternal

cuz me like flying across the whole map

[pliant chasm]

i don't like the autist weapon swap of eternal
prefer 2016 gameplay
but i agree that eternal is the better game

and before you say "erm you don't have to weapon swap"
the game give you a popup about it

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

"this is the run"
wayshrines into village and gets instakilled by a dragon

[latent hazel]

entire gameplay loop of 2016 is like an early stage of eternal

[latent hazel]

whats an ad ragon

[oblique belfry]

the amount of ammo 2016 gives could get you to the end of the game with just a single gun

but eternal said "nah fuck that"

20 shotgun shells

[pliant chasm]

16

[oblique belfry]

i thought it was max 20

[pliant chasm]

you start with 16

[copper vapor]

I don't like how they made some demons weak to specific guns/mods

also how they decided that the microwave beam and the autoshotty mods were so underutilized that, instead of buffing them, they added demons that were practically immune to everything else in TAG1 and TAG2 (spirits and stone imps)

it's doom, not mega man

[oblique belfry]

nvm

max 24 shells

[tiny notch]

autoshotty and micro are underused
litterally two of the best mods

[copper vapor]

and it's really telling to how DEternal's design sucks that instead of buffing a bad weapon mod, you create an enemy that can only be killed by it instead

[latent hazel]

yeah its a bit too pushy towards the weapon swap playstyle, but it isn't really that restricting either

[pliant chasm]

sticky launcher is more fun than auto

[copper vapor]

tell that to hugo martin

ain't no one using autoshotty outside of stone imps. grenade launcher is better in every aspect lmao

[oblique belfry]

what was the 2016 shotgun mod besides the nade ?

burst fire ?

[copper vapor]

3-shot burst

[pliant chasm]

yes

[latent hazel]

yeah GL pops weakspots no?

[tiny notch]

autoshotty is good on some thicker demons

[copper vapor]

yes, and instantly staggers cacos

[pliant chasm]

i think autoshotty would feel better if it was primary fire

[latent hazel]

and i think max upgrade was infinite burstfire right?

[pliant chasm]

don't need to right click + fov zoom

[latent hazel]

like it makes it full auto

[copper vapor]

don't remember, I barely used it

[latent hazel]

i meant in 2016

[copper vapor]

I know. I barely used it

combat shotgun was pulled out only and exclusively to use the grenade launcher

then I went back to ssg

[latent hazel]

2016 shotgun

[pliant chasm]

it didn't

[copper vapor]

either way, DEternal made some excellent upgrades to 2016 but made some things worse

overall I prefer playing 2016

[latent hazel]

well it is a completely different game

[latent hazel]

i would say 2016 is much casual

[pliant chasm]

i wish you could play main menu music in doom fortress

ts slaps

[copper vapor]

fine I still prefer 2016

[latent hazel]

much more*

[copper vapor]

fine I still prefer 2016

[latent hazel]

shit like siege mode was ridiculous

[copper vapor]

Don't give a shit about how people think 2016 is 'casual friendly' and "eternal is for the true doom fans" chud crowd

[latent hazel]

that wasn't my point

my point is that after eternal, 2016 feels like a slowed down beta version of eternal

like the skeleton of the gameplay from eternal is there

[pliant chasm]

my main issue with eternal is the glazing of the slayer

it gets really tiring

[copper vapor]

the pseudo-religious cult around him is so fucking cringe

[pliant chasm]

yea

i really hate the sentinels

[latent hazel]

the doom 2016 glazing of the slayer is much cooler but much more subtle

[pliant chasm]

yea

[copper vapor]

"well it is a completely different game"...

[pliant chasm]

i liked the angry marine kills demons with pure hatred

[latent hazel]

https://youtu.be/GkWjN85RIPQ?si=iTpZyd-WNrJqc_3R

play the start of the video

he gets tossed by the cyberdemon

and doesn't lose balance

he slides back upright after being thrown

that's the coolest shit of all time

fists clenched and all

[pliant chasm]

i really wish they brough back more of the hopeless vibes of the og games that sometimes happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYVX6b9svuE

listen to ts man

[copper vapor]

You saved humankind! Now you are the only human left on the planet. All that is left is to wait for death
... but wait, you're not done killing these motherfuckers so pick up your shotgun and go get 'em

[pliant chasm]

2016 had that a bit at the start

[latent hazel]

also it is insane how impressive 2016 is graphics-wise

[copper vapor]

when you first meet olivia

[latent hazel]

the game still looks amazing

[copper vapor]

"You could not have saved them anyway"

[latent hazel]

and also runs insanely well

so does eternal

[pliant chasm]

it also got upgraded from what they showed at e3

[latent hazel]

they fucked it up with dark ages apparently

[oblique belfry]

got mario from my happy meal

[pliant chasm]

eternal hitting 200fps with ray tracing

[pliant chasm]

forced rt

[copper vapor]

mandatory rtx does that

[latent hazel]

bro got marrow

[oblique belfry]

happy meal

life is good

[latent hazel]

like literally fucking why lmao

[pliant chasm]

1000 yards stare

[pliant chasm]

in a video they said it enhances story or some dogshit

in a fast paced fps

[tiny notch]

i hate minecraft videos for the mentally not there gen alphas i want long form videos that dont hav a bunch of added sounds and over the top editing

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/horangipower-cat-sleeping-sleeping-cat-talking-to-cat-ranting-gif-4642523517141133295

me listening to the story of doom:

[pliant chasm]

doom 3 was not bad in that regard

[latent hazel]

yeah it was bad in the gameplay aspect

the opposite of 2016

[oblique belfry]

quake 4 > doom 3

[pliant chasm]

not bad
different

[oblique belfry]

and yes

[latent hazel]

the gunplay sucks ass, no?

[oblique belfry]

i AM biased

[pliant chasm]

nah it was good

[latent hazel]

like the shotgun is fucking notorious for being the worst in gaming

[pliant chasm]

the only thing that gets debated is the shotgun

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/rsOYWSvvjyc?si=t1sBUwpKc7mlCtKG

Etho has the best videos
He doesn't post very often anymore unfortunately

[latent hazel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxR7JKQp2_M

[pliant chasm]

rest is fine

[latent hazel]

its so bad theres literally an entire video on it looool

how do you go from doom 2 shotgun to doom 3 shotgun?

[pliant chasm]

it's not as bad as people make it out to be
since the game is basically only tight hallways

if it was in a big arena yes it would suck balls

[latent hazel]

watch the first couple clips

[pliant chasm]

also don't like the flashlight cope

[latent hazel]

the effective range is literally 2 meters

that shit is unacceptable

[pliant chasm]

"it adds to the horror" kys

[latent hazel]

bro.

[pallid sapphire]

Chimken

[pliant chasm]

the cod doom game

[copper vapor]

just one gun tho, all the others are great

[latent hazel]

what about the super shotgun

[pliant chasm]

chain gun and halo assault rifles are good

[latent hazel]

chaingun reloads ewwwwa

[copper vapor]

my favorite gun in doom 3 is the plasma rifle

[pliant chasm]

don't remember the doom 3 ssg ngl

[copper vapor]

so smexy they had to copy it for doom 2016

[copper vapor]

it was on the resurrection of evil expansion

[pliant chasm]

ah

[copper vapor]

so if you haven't played that, you never saw it

[pliant chasm]

didn't play that yet

[latent hazel]

what the fuck is that spread

[copper vapor]

RoE also has the temu gravity gun

and the artifact

[pliant chasm]

golden ratio ahh

[latent hazel]

the shotgun is the first melee weapon

the second* sorry

[copper vapor]

third.

fists > flashlight > shotgun

[pliant chasm]

chainsaw

[latent hazel]

oh firsts exist i didnt know

[copper vapor]

you get that after the shotgun

[pliant chasm]

shi

[copper vapor]

as bad as the shotgun's spread might be, making you have to hug and kiss enemies before you can shoot them, it does great damage when you do hit 'em point blank

you know how ppl hug the cyberdemon before firing the BFG so all tracers hit it?

you can do the exact same method with the shotgun against hell knights and cacos and mancubi

and they're big enough that you don't have to actually hug them, the huge spread will still put all pellets on target

though you would still ideally use something else against them, like the rocket launcher or plasma rifle

but when needed, it does the job

funniest thing about the shotgun imo is how it's loaded 2 rounds at a time

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/0-days-without-nonsense-mr-krabs-2-days-without-nonsense-gif-6779366863526164044

[upbeat verge]

@copper vapor @sick trail @pliant chasm

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

[grand aspen]

I just got sent a bot spam message by @sharp flint , its so joever

[pliant chasm]

[little depot]

Wait when did Ted unfriend me

[sick trail]

Send screenshot in dm

[grand aspen]

No

We already did this bit

No reused content

[sick trail]

You literally just did the bit again

[little depot]

Do it again